Moe: Good day to all of you! I’m Moe Howard, the proprietor of HHFH Services! Do you slave away over a hot stove for too long? Is your doorbell not working? Does your house need painting? Is your dishwasher even running?
Curly: Then you’d better catch it! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Moe: Quiet! *Smack* With HHFH Services, you can’t go wrong! We can do anything!
Larry: And our prices are out of this world!
Shemp: Because we spaced out on them! *Laughs*
Moe: What’s the idea, making jokes?! *Twists ears* Whatever job you need done, we can do it all for a modest fee that won’t drain your bank account! HHFH Services! No job is too small or too big! We’ll do it all well done!
Larry: Wait a minute, make mine rare!
Moe: Oh, so you want it rare, do you?
Larry: Yeah, and with asparagus!
Moe: Then here’s a couple of tips for you! *Eye poke*
Larry: OW! *Stumbles* Fellas! Help! I can’t see!
Curly: What’s the matter?!
Larry: I got my eyes closed!
Moe: Why you! *Smack* HHFH Services, under the capable hands of Moe Howard…
Curly: Curly Howard…
Larry: Larry Fine…
Shemp: And Shemp Howard!
*TV returns to show*
Megumi: …Richard…
Richard: We’re not getting them, sweetie, I promise.