{"id":1526,"date":"2020-06-12T13:07:52","date_gmt":"2020-06-12T17:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samueljvinton.com\/wordpress\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2020-06-12T13:07:52","modified_gmt":"2020-06-12T17:07:52","slug":"tmc-8-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/samueljvinton.com\/wordpress\/tmc-8-1\/","title":{"rendered":"TMC 8-1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Work on a Chaos Energy room was slow going for both factions. Optimus and Blackarachnia were playing a holo-deck video game. The level they were on was a tedious one. \u201cOkay, this way!\u201d called Blackarachnia as she headed towards a treasure pile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThis is the game that tests our relationship,\u201d remarked Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThis way, Prime,\u201d urged Blackarachnia. Optimus then saw a large, flat, blue circle that could fit both bots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, fracking THIS!\u201d he declared as he jumped on the pad. The scene then started swirling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNO! YOU MISSED THE TREASURES!\u201d wailed Blackarachnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOkay, read my lips,\u201d replied Optimus. \u201cI don\u2019t fracking care! You don\u2019t need the treasure to win. It just gives you a better score in the end.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAre you seriously telling me\u2026?\u201d Blackarachnia asked before the scene changed into something more solid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWait, did it really just send us back to this room?!\u201d gulped Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, thanks a heap, Prime!!\u201d snapped Blackarachnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOkay, how was I supposed to\u2026the Pad\u2026!\u201d protested Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThanks!\u201d hissed Blackarachnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe Pad usually means\u2026!\u201d Optimus tried to say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOOOOH! It \u2018usually means\u2019!\u201d interrupted Blackarachnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo! Frag you!\u201d snapped Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEven though I was telling you to get the treasures,\u201d continued Blackarachnia while Optimus was trying to explain himself, \u201cYOU GOT THE WARP PAD! You just went ahead and decided \u2018OOOOO! I\u2019m gonna get the Warp Pad\u2019!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDude, shut\u2026it\u2019s the wrong way. We\u2019re going the wrong way,\u201d replied Optimus as they turned around. \u201cShut your mouth! You didn\u2019t even\u2026you were thinking it was gonna take us to the next part\u2026until it DIDN\u2019T! Which way is it? You just show me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t\u2026I don\u2019t know!\u201d answered Blackarachnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, you don\u2019t know?\u201d asked Optimus, taking it as his que to harp on what she said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u2019CAUSE I HAD IT IN MY PROCESSOR WE HAD TO GO LEFT!\u201d shouted Blackarachnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t know! HOW LOVELY! YOU DON\u2019T KNOW!!!\u201d harped Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGo to\u2026we have to go back there!\u201d urged Blackarachnia. \u201cWe didn\u2019t get through all the doors! We have to go back there!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m going!\u201d replied Optimus. \u201cWhere? How do I get?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u2026The fracking lava area!\u201d answered Blackarachnia. Optimus then cradled himself and rocked back and forth, hyperventilating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m just\u2026I\u2019m just a little bit scared right now!\u201d he admitted. \u201cJust a little bit scared, dude!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMay I interrupt?\u201d asked Teletraan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPause,\u201d called Blackarachnia. The game stopped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGo ahead,\u201d replied Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cG.U.N found something,\u201d reported Teletraan. \u201cThey said it looks like a pod that a Cybertronian could fit in.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA stasis pod?\u201d quizzed Blackarachnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cUnlikely,\u201d answered Teletraan. \u201cThey described it as being covered in tree bark. All Autobots and allies have been informed.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTree bark?\u201d repeated Optimus. \u201cThat sounds like something else entirely.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe gotta check it out,\u201d declared Blackarachnia. \u201cFor all we know, Megatron has some scheme involving renewable energy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019d argue that,\u201d remarked Optimus, \u201cbut I can\u2019t afford to make assumptions. We all know the saying on this world.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cComputer, save and end,\u201d commanded Blackarachnia as they left the holo-deck. The program ended and they arrived at the Command Center.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBumblebee, Ratchet, Blackarachnia, Ironhide, you\u2019re with me,\u201d ordered Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cRatchet and Ironhide?\u201d asked Bumblebee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey may have seen the pod in the first war,\u201d explained Optimus, \u201cand we may need to give medical attention. Teletraan, Ground Bridge to the pod\u2019s coordinates.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGot it,\u201d replied Teletraan. A portal opened for them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAutobots, transform and roll out!\u201d ordered Optimus. They did so and sped through the Ground Bridge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>They arrived to see G.U.N surrounding the pod with Topaz in charge. \u201cAre the tanks really necessary?\u201d asked Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe cannot be sure if it\u2019s a Decepticon ally,\u201d replied Topaz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAnd if it\u2019s an Autobot ally?\u201d quizzed Bumblebee. Ironhide and Ratchet looked through the crowd to the pod and gasped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGET OUT OF THE WAY!\u201d shouted Ratchet as he and Ironhide transformed. The soldiers dove out of the way as the two bots ran towards the pod. \u201cIt\u2019s a Seedrian survival pod!\u201d cheered Ratchet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA what?!\u201d yelped Blackarachnia as she, Optimus, and Bumblebee transformed, following Ironhide and Ratchet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYes, a what?\u201d quizzed Topaz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA Seedrian Survival Pod!\u201d answered Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou guys are just making sounds now!\u201d protested a male purple Mobian Weasel, Ross.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAh, good!\u201d called Ratchet as he checked the contents of the pod. \u201cThe pilot\u2019s still alive. She\u2019s trying to finish up her regeneration!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSeedrians are a chlorophyll based life-form,\u201d explained Optimus. \u201cHailing from the planet Greengate, their biotech is phenomenal!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u2026They\u2019re talking trees?!\u201d remarked Ross.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNow, Ross,\u201d chided Optimus, \u201cdon\u2019t be racist.\u201d Ross arched an eyebrow and looked to Topaz for an explanation. Topaz shrugged.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOkay, bad news first,\u201d reported Ratchet. \u201cThe Seedrian inside has just recently regenerated. The process is jarring. Good news, it\u2019s not so bad. I can easily help the pilot inside adjust to its new body, male or female.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShould we head to base to revive it?\u201d asked Bumblebee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBetter news,\u201d replied Ratchet. \u201cI can revive it here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThen get to it,\u201d directed Optimus. Ratchet touched a knot on the pod and it opened, revealing a Transformer sized woman with no visible nose to speak of, leafy hair, a fully opened rose on each side of the head, a pale, green-yellow skin complexion, and looked like a tribal goddess. She had a red jewel at her collar bone that pulsed rhythmically.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEven better news!\u201d cheered Ratchet. \u201cShe\u2019s giving some effort to stabilize herself! All we need to do is rewire the jewel and she\u2019s good to go.\u201d Ratchet took the jewel and slid a panel back. He then reconnected a few wires before something flashed into his head. He then smirked and handed the jewel to Ironhide. \u201cJust attach the green wire to the green port,\u201d he muttered. Ironhide arched an eyebrow, then did as instructed. When he did, he got the same flash and smirked. He slid the panel back and placed it back on the girl\u2019s collar bone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSo, the old man changed gender this time,\u201d he chuckled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOld man?\u201d asked Optimus. \u201cYou met this Seedrian before?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShe went through a few male bodies in the time Ratchet and I knew her,\u201d explained Ironhide. The jewel then went through a long, soft glow before the light died. As it died, the woman started waking up. She sat up in the pod and started clutching her head in pain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEasy,\u201d urged Ratchet. \u201cYou just went through a regeneration.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat explains why my cell walls are buzzing,\u201d groaned the woman. \u201cWhere am I?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re on Mobius, ma\u2019am,\u201d explained Optimus. The woman opened her pale blue eyes at that and gave her full attention to Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhy did you call me ma\u2019am?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBecause you\u2019re a woman now,\u201d replied Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c\u2026I\u2019m a woman again?!\u201d she said happily. \u201cDoes it still suit me?!\u201d She then realized something. \u201cOh, good heavens, how did I cope with all that ego?\u201d she mumbled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou managed, Old Man,\u201d replied Ironhide. The woman switched her attention to Ironhide and grinned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, if it isn\u2019t the young whippersnapper, Ironhide!\u201d she laughed as she held her hand out. Ironhide grabbed it and helped her out of the pod. \u201cYou\u2019ve changed a bit,\u201d mused the woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou can talk,\u201d replied Ironhide. \u201cI\u2019ve never seen any of your female bodies.\u201d He turned to the crowd. \u201cEveryone, I\u2019d like you to meet one of my old war buddies, General Cosmo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat?! Cosmo?!\u201d yelped Optimus. \u201cThat Cosmo?! The one you fought with on Hydrus 4?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHydrus 4?!\u201d repeated Cosmo. She turned to Ironhide. \u201cWhat lies are you filling that boy\u2019s head with?! It was Hydrus 5!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI think I know what Hydrus planet we fought on!\u201d protested Ironhide. \u201cIt was Hydrus 4! I\u2019m positive!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMoving along, Gener\u2026excuse me, Ambassador,\u201d interjected Blackarachnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat?!\u201d yelped Ironhide. He and Ratchet then looked at her clothes. \u201cHow did you\u2026?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI had retired from the military,\u201d explained Cosmo. \u201cBetter to spread peace as an Ambassador than war as a General.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBut there\u2019s a ritual involving ambassadorship,\u201d recalled Ironhide. \u201cThat ritual only takes place on Greengate. After we ended our first war with the Decepticons, I saw the list of the dead! All of Greengate was on it!\u201d Cosmo was confused. \u201cThe Cons had used a Metarex Planet Egg Extractor on your world!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, no, sorry!\u201d replied Cosmo as she understood. \u201cIt was blended with Cybertronian tech. It only transported us to a safer part of the galaxy!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re kidding!\u201d gasped Ironhide as his and Ratchet\u2019s faces lit up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSafely orbiting a yellow sun!\u201d confirmed Cosmo. \u201cEveryone lives!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYES!\u201d cheered Ratchet as he, Ironhide, and Cosmo hugged each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPardon me for interrupting the reunion,\u201d interjected Optimus, \u201cbut there IS something that doesn\u2019t make sense. What were you doing in a survival pod?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, that?\u201d replied Cosmo. \u201cI was on my way to a planet called Earth. The Xorda had fired a mutation wave and I was sent here. The humans had sent out a distress call 2,000 years ago. I rather wish it were a subspace transmission, we would have come with an entire fleet to aid them within minutes!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAbout that,\u201d called Topaz, \u201caid won\u2019t be necessary. We survived.\u201d Cosmo goggled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA human?!\u201d she gasped. \u201cI thought they were only native to Earth!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe mutation wave DID change Earth,\u201d explained Optimus. \u201cAnimals of various species had changed to have humanoid appearances. After a bit of restructuring and conflict, they\u2019ve created whole civilizations and renamed Earth. Mobius and Earth are the same.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYour planet adjusted to the change without aid from anyone?!\u201d gasped Cosmo. She then whistled. \u201cI\u2019m impressed! Your planet is more versatile than anyone ever imagined! I better tell my mother the good news!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEarthia\u2019s still around?\u201d chuckled Ironhide. \u201cNice! Can\u2019t wait to see her!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019ll love seeing you,\u201d replied Cosmo as she fixed various bits of her pod. Soon, she got the communications terminal working and made a call. \u201cContacting Earthia on Greengate. Come in, please. This is Ambassador Cosmo of the 9<sup>th<\/sup>&nbsp;Diplomat Division.\u201d A Seedrian woman\u2019s face then filled the screen. She had powder blue hair, a white dress, and a white flower on the top of her head with a vine on each side.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cCosmo, my b\u2026girl!\u201d answered the woman, Earthia. \u201cDid something happen to make you regenerate?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cA small asteroid struck my survival pod,\u201d reported Cosmo. \u201cIt damaged a few life support systems. Ratchet and Ironhide helped stabilize my regeneration\u2019s end.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh dear,\u201d gulped Earthia. \u201cBe careful with that one, all right? Because you ARE on your 34th body now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c34<sup>th<\/sup>?\u201d repeated Ironhide. \u201cOh boy, one regeneration left for you then?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cRude!\u201d snapped Cosmo. \u201cTalking about a Seedrian\u2019s regenerations!\u201d She returned her attention to Earthia. \u201cMother, I found a pair of friends you may be interested in.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh?\u201d quizzed Earthia. Cosmo then let Ironhide and Ratchet show themselves. Earthia lit up like a Christmas tree. \u201cIRONHIDE! RATCHET! IT\u2019S BEEN TOO LONG!\u201d she cheered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHello, Earthia,\u201d greeted Ironhide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019ve heard about Greengate\u2019s survival,\u201d called Ratchet. \u201cThat\u2019s been weighing on our minds for some time. We thought the Seedrian race was extinct. Thank goodness we were wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019ve been trying to contact you for a while now,\u201d replied Earthia. \u201cI never knew Cybertron to be an isolationist planet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat was in accordance to the Pax Cybertronia,\u201d answered Ironhide, \u201cas space travel encourages both factions to find more allies for even more murdering, according to the bots who drafted it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPax?\u201d Earthia repeated. \u201cThere\u2019s peace on Cybertron?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThere WAS,\u201d sighed Ironhide. \u201cOne of us Autobots defected and commands ALL Decepticons. He\u2019s broken the Pax Cybertronia. 1,674.31 Stellar Cycles of peace, all undone in a mere day.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry to hear that,\u201d replied Earthia. \u201cDo you know which Autobot did it?\u201d A pained look flashed across the older mechs features as they looked at Optimus. He took it as a que to approach the pod and talk to Earthia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep nini bong!\u201d he greeted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep nini bong,\u201d replied Earthia. \u201cMight I ask who you are?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI am Optimus Prime, the current leader of the Autobots,\u201d answered Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSentinel stepped down?\u201d quizzed Earthia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe did,\u201d confirmed Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThen, could YOU confirm which Autobot betrayed you?\u201d asked Earthia. Optimus gave a pained look before responding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s my older brother, Megatronus Pax,\u201d he replied. Ratchet and Ironhide nodded as Earthia and Cosmo both gave a horrified look to them for confirmation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMegatronus\u2026leads\u2026the Decepticons?\u201d gasped Earthia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHe calls himself Megatron now,\u201d confirmed Ironhide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFor someone to fight their own family at so young an age,\u201d sighed Cosmo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, yeah,\u201d recalled Ratchet, \u201cyour father\u2019s the Metarex leader, Dark Oak.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat monster is not the sweet Lucas I had Cosmo with!\u201d Earthia snapped. \u201c\u2026If only I can convince myself of that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMother, I know we can\u2019t spare any military help,\u201d called Cosmo, \u201cbut I wish to stay and help the Autobots end this second war in any way I can.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOf course,\u201d replied Earthia. \u201cJust remember your duties first.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI will find a peaceful solution first,\u201d promised Cosmo. \u201cCosmo out.\u201d The call ended.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, I guess all we need to do,\u201d mused Optimus, \u201cis show you the base and give you your access card.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLead the way,\u201d replied Cosmo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou can confirm she is no threat?\u201d called Topaz. Cosmo arched an eyebrow at that comment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d assured Optimus. \u201cSeedrians are the friendliest bunch in the galaxy, if not the universe. We have nothing to worry about.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIn that case, Cosmo, welcome to Mobius,\u201d greeted Topaz. \u201cLet\u2019s head home, boys.\u201d G.U.N returned home as Optimus called a Ground Bridge, mentioning a new arrival.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Ravage growled as called up Robotropolis. \u201cDid you get all that?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHow could we NOT?!\u201d snarled Megatron on the other end. \u201cReturn to base at once!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>As Soundwave opened a Ground Bridge for Ravage, Megatron paced the Command Center. \u201cOf COURSE, Cosmo comes here!\u201d he snarled. \u201cOptimus\u2019 allies grow while ours only consist of Eggman!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLord Megatron, dude,\u201d called Soundwave, \u201cShockwave and Eggman just reported finding a ship at the bottom of the sea. Its hull and the registry number are intact. Shockwave insists we need to see it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOn screen,\u201d commanded Megatron. Soundwave accepted Shockwave\u2019s registry number image. It was DFS-0001. Megatron and Soundwave\u2019s faces displayed surprise. \u201cIt cannot be!\u201d gasped Megatron.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI thought you and your old buddies turned it to scrap!\u201d recalled Soundwave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe had no time to conduct a proper investigation to confirm it,\u201d replied Megatron. He gave a wicked grin. \u201cFortune smiles on us. Tell Shockwave and Eggman to detail repair crews. We need that ship in the air!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Work on a Chaos Energy room was slow going for both factions. Optimus and Blackarachnia were playing a holo-deck video game. 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