Over in Frigandor, in Delga\u2019s palace, a female Frostik and her harem boyfriend stirred in the bed they shared. This was the beloved wife of Delga, Lady Larbuu Larkentha and her lover, Dorbu, Co-head of the Blue Rose Harem with Enfanti. Dorbu felt his Mistress\u2019s fur brush against his back as she got up. \u201cGood Morning, Mistress,\u201d he murmured.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGood Morning, Dorbu,\u201d Larbuu softly replied before kissing the back of his neck. She then slowly got out of bed, with Dorbu following just as slowly. \u201cI wonder what Zelpa and Rotem have for breakfast today?\u201d wondered Larbuu as she groomed her fur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSomething amazing, as usual, I\u2019d wager,\u201d replied Dorbu as he got dressed in his harem outfit, attaching a blue rose to his hip.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, let\u2019s not keep Delga and Enfanti waiting,\u201d mused Larbuu. \u201cLet\u2019s go.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, Mistress,\u201d replied Dorbu as they left the room. They made their way downstairs to the dining hall to see Delga and Enfanti entering as well. \u201cGood Morning, Master, Enfanti!\u201d called Dorbu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGood Morning, my dears!\u201d replied Delga. \u201cDid you two sleep well?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe were safely in the arms of the Dark Divine Ones,\u201d assured Larbuu. \u201cHow about you and Enfanti?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe slept like dead logs, Mistress,\u201d replied Enfanti as they all sat down. Breakfast was then served and they ate slowly to savor the tastes. \u201cAn Over-realm method of scrambled eggs, I would guess,\u201d deduced Enfanti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNothing escapes your notice, does it?\u201d praised Delga. Just then, the door burst open to let a blonde Elf harem-girl with a blue rose in her hair, like Enfanti, run in with a communicator in her hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMaster!\u201d she called. \u201cUrgent news from King Orbak and Realmfleet! You need to talk to them at once!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSelfa, let me have that,\u201d ordered Delga as the harem-girl, Selfa, obeyed. Delga inserted the communicator in a slot set into the table and King Orbak and Rokalla appeared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDelga, did we catch you at a bad time?\u201d asked Orbak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNot at all, Your Majesty,\u201d assured Delga. \u201cWhat can I do for you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHave you heard of Admiral Reb Rojam?\u201d asked Rokalla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOnly from my wife,\u201d explained Delga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat did that pirate do?\u201d asked Larbuu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cShe\u2019s taken the Endeavor<\/em> and her crew hostage,\u201d explained Rokalla. \u201cWe just got the ransom notice from her.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cRansom?!\u201d yelped Larbuu. \u201cSweet Arsha\u2019s being ransomed?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNot in MY Realm, she isn\u2019t!\u201d declared Delga. \u201cWhere are the pirates?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat to do, what to do, what to do?\u201d muttered Melgem as he paced the cell with Arsha, Bashoon, and Yotek chained to the wall. \u201cI don\u2019t want to kill you, per se. Neither does my Reb. In fact, you seem like decent people, even you, Yotek. Understand, this is just business. Once Reb and I get our money, we can go back to being friends. It\u2019s very simple. Now, try not to complicate things by making another escape attempt, all right?\u201d He exited the cell and re-established the barrier. He then left the cell block, going towards his and Reb\u2019s quarters, when a female Troll, Raltii, approached him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cCommodore, I have news,\u201d she reported.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAbout the ransom?\u201d asked Melgem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI don\u2019t think Realmfleet\u2019s paying,\u201d replied Raltii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cCome on, now,\u201d countered Melgem, \u201cthey wouldn\u2019t let one of their precious captains be locked up forever.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNo, but they didn\u2019t send money,\u201d replied Raltii, \u201cLord Delga\u2019s mobilized the Frigandor Militia.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNow, wait just a minute,\u201d snarled Melgem, \u201cwho told him?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWe\u2019re trying to figure that out now,\u201d reported Raltii, \u201con top of readying our defenses.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGood work,\u201d replied Melgem. \u201cHas my wife been informed?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cCaptain Rochak\u2019s is telling her and…\u201d Raltii was interrupted by a shrill woman\u2019s voice, Reb\u2019s, to be precise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWHAT?!\u201d she shrieked. \u201cOF ALL THE DISGRACEFUL…! DON\u2019T LET THEM THROUGH!\u201d She then appeared in the hall. \u201cMelgem, DEAR, have you heard the DISGRACEFUL news?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cRaltii\u2019s just told me about what happened,\u201d confirmed Melgem. \u201cDefenses are being readied as we speak.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMOST excellent!\u201d praised Reb. \u201cNow, with that headache assured to go away soon, is there any progress on the MYSTERIOUS pink mist?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNone so far, Admiral,\u201d reported Raltii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOh, I DO hope you find out quickly,\u201d replied Reb. \u201cIt has caused our POOR ships to go haywire!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDid you hear that?\u201d whispered Bashoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWe need to get a sample of the mist,\u201d resolved Arsha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAnd what?\u201d snarked Yotek. \u201cUnleash it on a ship? This is a pirate armada we\u2019re dealing with!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI suppose you have a better plan?\u201d asked Bashoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWe simply sit and wait for the Frigandor Militia,\u201d replied Yotek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOut of the question,\u201d dismissed Arsha. \u201cI don\u2019t know about you, but Bashoon and I are representatives of Realmfleet. We\u2019re bound to do whatever is in our power to make sure our crew is okay and our ship is fully functional, making every escape attempt possible to ensure that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI hardly see any profit in such an endeavor,\u201d hissed Yotek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI hardly see any profit in rotting in this cell a second longer!\u201d countered Bashoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI should have pushed for permanent destitution!\u201d growled Yotek. \u201cNo chance of ever regaining any assets!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou tried, remember?\u201d remarked Bashoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOh sure, bring up a man\u2019s failure!\u201d snarled Yotek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOh, great, now he\u2019s playing the victim!\u201d snapped Bashoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell, it IS your fault!\u201d roared Yotek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGUARD, HE\u2019S BLAMING ME FOR OUR MISFORTUNE!\u201d shouted Bashoon. \u201cYOU CAN\u2019T KEEP ME LOCKED WITH A PATHETIC MAN LIKE HIM!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou know,\u201d remarked Yotek as Arsha shut her eyes, trying to keep her cool in the situation as she guessed what they were doing, \u201cI think I know what else to label as your fault! Joining Realmfleet!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGUARD, I CANNOT REMAIN IN THIS CELL! KILL ME NOW!\u201d called Bashoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGo ahead, Guard, kill the traitor!\u201d Yotek called to the guard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNo, wait, kill him first!\u201d countered Bashoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cA true Goblin finds profit in death!\u201d called Yotek. \u201cMurder away!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cKill him!\u201d demanded Bashoon. \u201cI\u2019d like to see if he can blame me for his death after you shoot him!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell, if I die,\u201d remarked Yotek, \u201cI know who to haunt!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYes, wasting time chained to our plane of existence!\u201d argued Bashoon. \u201cHow else can he continue to be pitiful?! GUARD!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGUARD!\u201d called Yotek. The two Goblins continued shouting \u201cGUARD!\u201d over and over until Arsha had had enough!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!!!\u201d she bellowed, having long since mentally transferred her hairpiece to her waist. The Goblins then stopped shouting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThank you!\u201d called the guard. \u201cHey, you two, have either of you considered, at all,\u201d he then leaned his seat back to reveal his species was the same as Bashoon and Yotek\u2019s, \u201cthat, perhaps, the guard tried what you did since he was a cabin boy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell, darn,\u201d muttered Bashoon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cCould have sworn he was a Minotaur,\u201d mumbled Yotek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat are you two talking about?!\u201d snapped a currently frustrated Arsha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cClassic Goblin trick,\u201d explained Bashoon. \u201cWe squabble and cause a headache for the guard.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt would result in a separation and one of us would break out,\u201d continued Yotek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c…Is that seriously the best you two can do?!\u201d hissed Arsha. \u201cYou planned to starve to death in here, squabbling on the vague assumption that the guard didn\u2019t know that trick?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c…I\u2019ll tell you one thing,\u201d remarked Yotek, \u201cI\u2019d have lasted a lot longer that her.\u201d Bashoon snorted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cReally?!\u201d she called out. \u201cI think you\u2019ll find that female Goblins have a certain genetic advantage!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cEnsign,\u201d barked Arsha, \u201cit is NOT a competition of who would had died slower!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt definitely would have been me, though!\u201d replied Bashoon. Arsha cast her gaze heavenwards.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDelga, get here quickly!\u201d she sighed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The Frigandor Militia was mainly comprised of any able-bodied volunteers who wanted to protect Frigandor and any islands under its protection. As he was a Knight of the Under-realm, Delga was in charge of the Militia. He and his son, Morla, saw to it that the Militia was a well-oiled unit. The boats stopped on Delga\u2019s order, just out of sight of the island. \u201cThere it is,\u201d whispered Delga, \u201cReb Rojam\u2019s island stronghold.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cSuggestions?\u201d asked Morla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDisguise and surprise, my son,\u201d replied Delga. \u201cYou will take a squadron and cover the right docks in disguise and I will take the other squadron and cover the left docks. We\u2019ll diffuse ourselves across the island and search for the Endeavor<\/em> and her crew. Once found and quietly rescued, fire a flare and we reveal ourselves to the pirates, putting them in disarray and making it easy to arrest them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGot it!\u201d confirmed Morla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cStuck on guard duty again,\u201d sighed Rochak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt\u2019s what an idiot like you deserves,\u201d purred Weltam. \u201cPerhaps, with my…influence, I could get you a better position?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI don\u2019t need help from someone hailing from a race of prostitutes!\u201d growled Rochak. Weltam\u2019s expression changed to an enraged one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell then,\u201d she snarled, \u201cI suppose a lizard who\u2019s brain has been zapped for too long with his own powers WOULD be mentally deficient!\u201d Rochak then grew into his Bestial form, a yellow, quadrupedal, winged lizard with enormous jaws, and bared his teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYou crossed the line with that remark!\u201d he roared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI crossed the line?!\u201d argued Weltam. \u201cWhere do you get off calling Succubi a race of prostitutes?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHardly unfounded!\u201d replied Rochak. \u201cLook in all the brothels and you\u2019ll see that they\u2019re all run by you people!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI\u2019m gonna enjoy sucking out your soul for that!\u201d shrieked Weltam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOh, look at this!\u201d jeered Rochak. \u201cCommodore Weltam\u2019s gonna get her hands dirty!\u201d Now, normally, attacking a Dragon is a bad idea. Attacking a Dragon when they\u2019re in their full Bestial Form is considered the worst idea you could come up with. However, when a Succubus or Incubus is enraged, their immense strength is increased a thousandfold, so they could hold their own against a Dragon in either form. Weltam launched herself onto Rochak\u2019s trunk-like neck and managed to suplex him. Rochak electrified his scales and zapped Weltam, making her even more angry. She managed to take to the air and dove right at a wing joint. While it doesn\u2019t render the Dragon incapable of flight when a creature our size manages to do it, it does leave the Dragon with a feeling similar to us being kicked in our privates. He recovered quickly and swung his tail into her, slamming her into the wall of a building. Melgem and a serpentine-looking Rock Dragon in Bestial Form witnessed the fight going on and moved to intervene. The Rock Dragon coiled around Rochak as Melgem managed to wind Weltam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAll right, who\u2019s the bilge-rat who started it?!\u201d demanded Melgem. Both fighters managed to accuse the other. \u201cAll right, then! Commodore Orsank, throw them in the brig!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAye, sir!\u201d replied the Rock Dragon, Orsank. He carried Weltam away in his claws and kept his tail wrapped around Rochak who was futilely zapping Orsank. Once they were out of sight, Melgem laughed. The rest of the pirates joined in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?!\u201d roared Melgem. \u201cBack to work!\u201d The pirates got the hint and quickly went back to work. A Mermaid took her post at the Dock-Guard building and chanted a small spell, separating her tail into legs. Whenever a Merperson changes species, their fin-belt usually remains. She giggled as she took a few steps in her guard-post and then put on a skirt with a large amount of petticoats. She giggled again at the feeling of petticoats on her new legs and sat in her chair. She then took in the salty air, shutting her eyes for a brief moment, then reopening them to see multiple boats being tied up at the docks. She looked at the manifest to see that all boats had cleared the checkpoints and she should await payment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell, if they passed,\u201d she thought to herself, \u201cthey passed.\u201d She stepped out with a cashbox for payment in her hand. However, the people that tied their boats started going past her! \u201cHEY!\u201d she shouted. The disheveled male Frostik leading them stopped and faced her. \u201cFrom what my manifest says,\u201d began the Mermaid, \u201cyou\u2019re all together, correct?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThat\u2019s right,\u201d replied the Frostik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThen, permit me to inform you,\u201d continued the Mermaid, \u201cthat it\u2019s 1 Gold from each crew member to tie a boat or ship at our docks and I shall need to know who\u2019s name I put all boats under.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat do you say to FIVE Golds from each crew member,\u201d offered the Frostik as he revealed a chest full of gold coinage, \u201cand we forget the name?\u201d The Mermaid indicated to her assistant, a Goblin male, to check if the contents of the chest were genuine. The Goblin did so and confirmed both authenticity and amount.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIn that case,\u201d replied the Mermaid to the Frostik, \u201cWelcome to Plunder Island Stronghold, Mr. Sarn.\u201d The Frostik bowed as the Goblin took the chest away. A female Centaur then approached the Frostik.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cFor a minute there, sir,\u201d she whispered, \u201cI thought we\u2019d get caught.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGet caught?\u201d the Frostik, Morla, whispered back. \u201cNonsense!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Over in Frigandor, in Delga\u2019s palace, a female Frostik and her harem boyfriend stirred in the bed they shared. This was the beloved wife of Delga, Lady Larbuu Larkentha and her lover, Dorbu, Co-head of the Blue Rose Harem with Enfanti. 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