\u201cI told you the engines needed cleaning!\u201d Liam snapped at Lukas and Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOkay, okay, so we were wrong!\u201d growled Lukas. \u201cSue us!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou mingle with these idiots?!\u201d snapped a voice that sounded like it was covered in saliva. The three turned to see an obese man with zits all over his face, his ears covered by a headset with a microphone on it, and was transported in a flying chair with packets of Doritos on the left and Mountain Dew bottles on the right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUb3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999, if I\u2019m not mistaken,\u201d muttered Megumi. \u201cWhere do you get off calling my engineers idiots?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEveryone beneath those in power is an idiot!\u201d snapped Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cWhy not?! They weren\u2019t smart enough to seize power!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, because hiding behind a computer screen is powerful,\u201d dismissed Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWatch it, lady!\u201d snarled Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cYou\u2019re just begging to be humiliated by me! Ain\u2019t that right, fellas?! Ah, here come the comments agreeing with me!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDo you ever leave that seat?\u201d asked Liam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOr eat anything else?\u201d continued Lukas. \u201cAnything healthy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHealthy shmealthy!\u201d scoffed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cI don\u2019t need to take care of myself. My Mechanized Operations Manager does it for me, right while I\u2019m in the heart of a sub-dwelling where I belong.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSo, you live in M.O.M\u2019s basement,\u201d groaned Megumi. \u201cGreat, a basement troll that gives gamers like my husband a bad rap!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m a True Gamer!\u201d shouted Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cWhy should I hover here and suffer your slander?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m a Kamen Rider and a Japanese woman who tells it like it is,\u201d replied Megumi. \u201cUnusual for most Japanese women. I thought my dossier said that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI only concerned myself,\u201d scoffed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999, \u201cwith those M.O.M considered worth my time. Empress Mel! Bolt Boy! Ultragingana, now THERE would have been a fight! But no, who do I have? A Gamer of equal measure? No! Some knock-off Power Ranger!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThere are many in Japan,\u201d remarked Megumi, \u201cthat say Power Rangers are a knock-off of our Super Sentai. I take it, things haven\u2019t been going so well for you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou obviously read MY dossier,\u201d Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 replied with a voice he thought was a sexy purr, but sounded rather UN-sexy. \u201cSo, why dance around the issue?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUb3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999,\u201d answered Megumi as she relayed what his dossier said about him. \u201cReal name: Andrew Schwartz. Forced to hide after murdering his parents because he didn\u2019t get the game he wanted. Now wanted for murder in every state, he hides away in an undisclosed location, scrambling his origin when livestreaming and seeing to it that various facial recognition programs, both computerized and live, are baffled. He enjoys his anonymity but it\u2019s rapidly fading! Stop me if any of this is wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe Master Wand,\u201d snarled Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999, \u201cwill give me total control of the entire planet! I could get away with anything if I had it! And YOU, Lady, YOU are my first stepping stone!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThen how do you wish to contend with me?\u201d asked Megumi as a smirk crossed her face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat is your video game knowledge level?\u201d quizzed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cModerate, at best,\u201d admitted Megumi. \u201cNever really liked Sony. Nintendo\u2019s better.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI never liked Nintendo and prefer Sony, so you made it fair for both of us,\u201d chuckled Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cA trivia contest. Each of us will ask a question about Sony or Nintendo. You ask me Nintendo based questions; I ask you Sony based ones. Whoever fails to answer correctly, or at all, is the loser! No other game companies may be brought in, no help, only three guesses per question.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cFine,\u201d declared Megumi. \u201cOur battlefield?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMy lair,\u201d answered Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe challenge has been set, the terms have been agreed upon, and the chance of victory is agreeable for both sides,\u201d declared Verdutha\u2019s voice. \u201cMarrulem, the brown princess of Chizara and the land-animal leader, will be judging. In an hour, your fight begins! Prepare and make ready! Good luck!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI will see you in an hour,\u201d laughed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. He vanished in green light as he cackled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMay the best gamer win,\u201d Megumi declared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c…Charming fellow,\u201d muttered Lukas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arsha paced the Gateway room with anticipation. Her opponent had been selected for her first round and she was ready to meet him or her. \u201cCaptain, easy,\u201d advised Bashoon. \u201cYou\u2019re vibrating faster than a wild Wyvern.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m both nervous and excited,\u201d explained Arsha. \u201cCan\u2019t wait to see who I\u2019m fighting!\u201d A woman then came in via a purple light. It wasn\u2019t Moradelia. Rather, it was a woman in her mid-thirties and dressed in cargo pants and a hoodie while carrying a backpack.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSo, you\u2019re my opponent in the first round,\u201d chuckled the woman. \u201cI gotta say, for someone so young, by your universe\u2019s standards, you\u2019ve seen a lot. At least, that\u2019s what I read from your dossier.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEveryone needs to do some traveling at some point in their life,\u201d replied Arsha. \u201cYou\u2019re Vicky, right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cVicky, professional wanderer, at your service,\u201d confirmed the woman as she made a sweeping bow. \u201cSo, how do you want to settle who\u2019s going up to the next round? I intend to use that wand to go anywhere I want.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHow about a balancing act?\u201d challenged Arsha. \u201cI bet you my weakest tail can keep a stack of books balanced longer than your arms can.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh yeah?!\u201d replied Vicky. \u201cI\u2019ll have you know, I balanced 39 foot high stacks at the library on my pinky! You\u2019re on!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe\u2019ll balance a foot tall stack on our respective limbs and have to balance ourselves on a rope,\u201d elaborated Arsha. \u201cWhoever keeps the stack straight longest or stays on the rope is the winner.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDeal!\u201d agreed Vicky. \u201cOur battlefield?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhy don\u2019t you pick?\u201d suggested Arsha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAll right, the old circus tent in my hometown!\u201d declared Vicky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cVery well,\u201d confirmed Arsha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe challenge has been set, the terms have been agreed upon, and the chance of victory is agreeable for both sides,\u201d declared Moradelia\u2019s voice. \u201cVioazira, the blue-violet princess of Chizara and the sea-animal leader, will be judging. Tomorrow, your fight begins! Prepare and make ready! Good luck!\u201d Vicky then vanished in purple light.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI look forward to it!\u201d chuckled Arsha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Optimus awaited his opponent\u2019s appearance on the Promenade. He had a bat\u2019leth in his hand and looked around. He then became aware of a flash of pink light as a red-skinned woman about his size approached him. She dressed in a gold trimmed gi and wore her hair in a short and curled style. She looked like a stereotypical demon with hooves for feet, a pointed tail, powerful looking wings, and a pair of curved horns on her head. She also carried a bat\u2019leth and approached Optimus in a friendly manner. \u201cI understand you are my opponent,\u201d she greeted as she stuck her hand out for a handshake. \u201cOptimus Prime, correct?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat\u2019s me,\u201d confirmed Optimus as he shook her hand. \u201cYou\u2019re the Great Demoness, Alfalna, right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI am,\u201d answered the woman. \u201cEager to try out your bat\u2019leth skills?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI wanted to see how much of your blood is Klingon,\u201d replied Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cA very Klingon answer,\u201d chuckled Alfalna. \u201cHow shall victory be decided?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe loser will have to be sprawled on the ground without their bat\u2019leth,\u201d answered Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd our battlefield?\u201d asked Alfalna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLady\u2019s choice,\u201d replied Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cVery well, the Golden Palace\u2019s Courtyard,\u201d decided Alfalna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe question then become \u2018when\u2019,\u201d mused Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe challenge has been set, the terms have been agreed upon, and the chance of victory is agreeable for both sides,\u201d declared Rosadera\u2019s voice. \u201cAmartonadii, the yellow princess of Chizara and the health leader, will be judging. Tomorrow, your fight begins! Prepare and make ready! Good luck!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOptimus, Qapla’!\u201d (Klingon for Success!) bid Alfalna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cQapla’!\u201d returned Optimus. Alfalna then vanished in a flash of pink light.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAll personnel, this is POmega,\u201d called the Portal Operator. \u201cMegumi\u2019s fight is beginning. Please find your seats and make sure you are comfortable.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cArk<\/em>, this is Optimus! One to beam to the bridge!\u201d Optimus faded from Vorton and arrived on the Ark<\/em>\u2019s bridge. The Autobots were ALL there! Adding Optimus to the mix almost caused some shoving. Once everyone seated themselves, Optimus got out his bag of Energon Munchies as the viewscreen displayed a dimly lit room littered with Dorito bags and Mountain Dew bottles. Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 clapped his hands twice and the mess was cleared away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHave to make things neat for the ladies,\u201d he remarked to Megumi as she sniffed the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIs that…stale pizza I\u2019m smelling?\u201d she gagged.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWomen. Never let a guy win,\u201d muttered Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOh, I hope she beats him for that!\u201d hissed Bashoon as everyone on the Endeavor<\/em>\u2019s bridge crew got a good view.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIf I may be a little selfish,\u201d muttered Arsha, \u201cI\u2019m glad it\u2019s not me facing him.\u201d A third woman then appeared in brown light. She was heavy-set and wore a ballgown of brown. Her sleeves were disconnected and she wore a hairpiece of three brown flowers at the right of her hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI am Marrulem, the brown princess of Chizara and the land animal leader,\u201d introduced the woman to a floating camera. \u201cThe combatants are ready for their first bout! Representing Universe 4-P-0-C-4-L-Y-P-T-1-C-G-4-M-3-R-5, we have Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 with home turf advantage! Representing her new home of 8-3-Y-0-N-D-C-1-T-Y and a permanent student of that universe\u2019s leading educational institute, heck, the MULTIVERSE\u2019S leading educational institute, we have Megumi Hishikawa! The fight will be a trivia battle! Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 will be asking Megumi questions about Sony while Megumi will be asking questions about Nintendo. Each participant shall have a maximum of three guesses per question. Whoever fails to answer correctly or at all is the loser. No outside help may be used and each may ONLY ask questions about Nintendo or Sony, no other game companies. Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999, are you ready?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cReady as always!\u201d chuckled Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMegumi Hishikawa,\u201d asked Marrulem, \u201care you ready?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI\u2019m ready,\u201d confirmed Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cUb3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999, as we are in your home universe,\u201d called Marrulem, \u201cyou will ask the first question. Begin!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhere does Sony get its name?\u201d asked Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cEasy, from the Latin word Sonus, meaning sound,\u201d answered Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAnd Megumi scores her first point!\u201d cheered Marrulem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cMy turn,\u201d declared Megumi. \u201cWhat was Mario\u2019s original name in the original Donkey Kong<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cEr, let\u2019s see…\u201dmuttered Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cEr, OH! Jumpman!\u201d Megumi winced.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNow both are tied with one correct answer each,\u201d announced Marrulem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat were the circumstances that brought about the PlayStation?\u201d asked Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. Megumi gulped. She thought hard, not wanting to resort to guessing. \u201c…Someone doesn\u2019t know,\u201d chuckled Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 darkly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHang on!\u201d protested Megumi. She then thought back and remembered seeing the After Academy Game Magazine of two months ago as it was talking about the PlayStation. She then mentally flipped the pages and found it! \u201cNintendo once asked Sony to develop an add-on that would play discs for its video games consoles. After the partnership collapsed, Sony decided to make its personal console, enter the PlayStation!\u201d Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 slammed his fist onto his chair\u2019s armrest in frustration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThat\u2019s two for Megumi!\u201d called Marrulem on the viewscreen. The Vortex Riders breathed a sigh of relief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThat\u2019s my girl!\u201d cheered Emily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYour girl?!\u201d protested Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt\u2019s your turn,\u201d Marrulem directed Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThe first release of Mario Kart<\/em>,\u201d began Megumi, \u201chad an ending that was controversial to America. What was so controversial?\u201d Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 started wracking his brains<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cCome on, think!\u201d he snarled to himself. \u201cWhat\u2019s so controversial to Americans that the Japanese don\u2019t?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cPlenty of things, really,\u201d remarked Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c…Oooo, damn it, I gotta guess!\u201d groaned Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cEr…alcoholic victory drink!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c…Damn,\u201d sighed Megumi. Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 cheered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cKnew it all along!\u201d he boasted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cSure,\u201d mumbled Marrulem under her breath. \u201cUb3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999, your question?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHow many PlayStation consoles were sold in 1998?\u201d asked Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. This was a puzzler as bad as Megumi\u2019s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cCome on, come on, come on!\u201d she groaned. \u201c…Agh, no good! I need to guess!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cLet\u2019s hear them,\u201d chuckled Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c20 thousand!\u201d guessed Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNope,\u201d replied Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cEr, er, er, 90 billion!\u201d theorized Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cStrike 2!\u201d laughed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. Megumi then started muttering to herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c90 thousand, 80 trillion, 50 million,\u201d she whimpered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWhat was that?!\u201d yelped Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. Megumi then realized why he was so afraid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIn 1998, 50 million PlayStations were sold!\u201d declared Megumi with a grin! Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 roared in frustration.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cYour turn!\u201d he snarled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAll right, since you posed the numbers question, here\u2019s a history question,\u201d replied Megumi. \u201cWhat did Nintendo originally manufacture in its early days in the latter half of the 19th<\/sup> century?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c…It can\u2019t be THAT old!\u201d snapped Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cNo game company is!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNintendo is about as old as any company when it comes to games,\u201d replied Megumi. \u201cHowever, it was founded on September 23, 1889, long before even a computer was thought up. Again I repeat, what did it manufacture during its early days?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThat…that can\u2019t…I mean, it was always…I need to guess!\u201d declared Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cGuess away,\u201d conceded Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cPottery kits!\u201d guessed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cTry again,\u201d refuted Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cErm, ah, fans!\u201d gulped Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNope. Last guess,\u201d chuckled Megumi. Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 was flustered. He wracked his brains for an answer. This lasted over a minute. \u201cCome on, we both have busy schedules,\u201d urged Megumi. Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 spluttered and hissed in frustration for a minute more.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cUb3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999, your guess, now!\u201d demanded Marrulem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cSilk or wooden toys!\u201d called Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThat was two guesses in one,\u201d remarked Marrulem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOh, allow him that,\u201d insisted Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAre you sure?\u201d asked Marrulem. Megumi nodded. \u201cAll right. It didn\u2019t help him anyways. Both are wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWHAT?!\u201d wailed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cNintendo originally produced cards called Hanafuda,\u201d chuckled Megumi. \u201cthey were used for a variety of games. I\u2019d go further, but it looks like you\u2019re not interested.\u201d That was an understatement. Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 was reduced to a frothing mess of rage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThis contest is over!\u201d cheered Marrulem. \u201cThe winner is Megumi Hishikawa! Megumi, you will be returned to your home. Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999, though you have suffered a defeat, know that it only brings as much dishonor as you feel necessary. Would you care for an interview with Blancalmarem and Nemengra?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cForget it!\u201d snarled Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cThis whole thing was rigged! Mark my words, Megumi Hishikawa, you\u2019ll rue the day you crossed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWe\u2019ll see,\u201d scoffed Megumi. \u201cBye-bye!\u201d She and Marrulem faded in brown light and returned to Vorton. Everyone cheered her on her victory!<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAn excellent move!\u201d cheered Arsha when she and her crew approached the crowd. The Autobots joined in the throng as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDrinks are on me!\u201d called Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cOh, just you wait!\u201d ranted Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999. \u201cWhen I get my hands on you, I\u2019ll make you call me Da…!\u201d That was when it all fell apart. Law Enforcement broke into his sanctuary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAndrew Schwartz, you\u2019re under arrest!\u201d snarled the Officer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHOW DID YOU…?!\u201d wailed Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt wasn\u2019t that hard when people gave noise complaints and you shut down M.O.M!\u201d replied the Officer as he yanked the basement troll out of his chair. Ub3r_g4m3r_likesjak21999 was no more and Andrew Schwartz was taken to prison.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cI told you the engines needed cleaning!\u201d Liam snapped at Lukas and Megumi. \u201cOkay, okay, so we were wrong!\u201d growled Lukas. \u201cSue us!\u201d \u201cYou mingle with these idiots?!\u201d snapped a voice that sounded like it was covered in saliva. 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