{"id":2455,"date":"2020-06-17T15:35:34","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T19:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samueljvinton.com\/wordpress\/?p=2455"},"modified":"2020-06-17T15:35:34","modified_gmt":"2020-06-17T19:35:34","slug":"trinity-soul-ch-48","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/samueljvinton.com\/wordpress\/trinity-soul-ch-48\/","title":{"rendered":"Trinity Soul: Ch 48"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Hiro was sitting in the throne room of the Dominus<\/em>, awaiting new dignitaries from a universe he had never heard of. Megatron and Dr. Borg flanked his sides. \u201cWhere did they say they were from, again?\u201d asked Dr. Borg.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFrom Universe M-0-R-0-N-1-C-4,\u201d explained Hiro. \u201cThey should be here any…\u201d Very loud fanfare blasted throughout the throne room, startling the three. A pair of acrobats then cartwheeled into the room. One was an elderly woman while the other was a young man. Both had blue skin and pointy ears. They performed a variety of tricks with a long stick, the final of which was the young man grabbing one end and the old woman grabbing the other and raising the young man up to the ceiling as he posed on his end of the stick. He then jumped off after holding the pose for a few seconds and landed on his feet before both of them bowed. Hiro, Megatron, and Dr. Borg clapped, amazed at the old woman\u2019s strength.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIf a lady her age can do that,\u201d muttered Megatron, \u201cmaybe the species as a whole is a strong one.\u201d Fanfare played again as seven more of the blue-skinned people came in. They wore elaborate costumes and one of them wore round glasses, carrying himself with an air of importance. They were six men and one woman. One of the men, wearing an eyepatch, stepped forward.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe are the Moronican assembly!\u201d he announced. \u201cPresenting the Maha…\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha!\u201d called the man in glasses. \u201cLazbanye ah benia foochi…!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRaja!\u201d hissed the first man. After the Raja zipped it, the first man returned to introductions. \u201cThe Raja of Moronica, the incredibly wise tyrant of our land! As you can see, he speaks truly little of your language, so he has graciously employed me, the Djinn of Rummy, as his interpreter!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat does the Raja wish to discuss with me?\u201d asked Hiro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe brings rare gifts of great value,\u201d answered the Djinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAnd they are?\u201d asked Hiro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe shall see,\u201d replied the Djinn. He moved towards the Raja and sat next to him. \u201cMaha?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha?\u201d asked the Raja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRasbanyi yah pena pucci,\u201d explained the Djinn, \u201cThe, how you say, beatnik, he aski taski whati fotsaiek yoo gotit?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNeatiink!\u201d replied the Raja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c…Neatiink?!\u201d gulped the Djinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPaska lar par yah pe te harojii, rubibia fee neatiink!\u201d elaborated the Raja as he produced a ruby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh boy!\u201d breathed the Djinn. He then presented the ruby to Hiro. \u201cThe Maha…\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha!\u201d interrupted the Raja \u201cLazbanye ah benia foochi…!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRaja!\u201d snapped the Djinn. The Raja then went quiet. \u201cThe Raja says that he has brought our greatest treasure, the Ruby of Neatiink, as a token of goodwill.\u201d Hiro accepted it and laid it on the throne\u2019s armrest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou used the plural of gift earlier,\u201d recalled Hiro. \u201cDoes the Raja bring other rarities?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe shall see what we shall see,\u201d assured the Djinn. He returned to the Raja. \u201cMaha?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha?\u201d inquired the Raja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRasbanyi yah pena pucci,\u201d explained the Djinn, \u201ctha, how you call, ironhead, he aski taski whati projesaia inganzomen gota somtink els keedo?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYas bathen anfegar perha deheronji pamara DEEN he maheeha,\u201d replied the Raja. He presented a large knife of obsidian. The Djinn took it to Hiro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThe Maha…\u201d he began.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha!\u201d interrupted the Raja \u201cLazbanye ah benia foochi…!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cQuiatzen, Raja!\u201d snarled the Djinn. The Raja closed his mouth. \u201cThe Raja also bears our most sacred ceremonial knife, the Deen of Maheeha.\u201d Hiro took it and admired the workmanship. Megatron was not convinced.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFrom the display of acrobatic tricks from the old woman,\u201d he mused, \u201cI can only conclude that your people are strong, but that is nothing without visual acuity. Can the Raja demonstrate such talents of eyesight, even with those glasses?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe shall see,\u201d replied the Djinn as he returned to the Raja. \u201cMaha?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha?\u201d asked the Raja as he stood up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRAJA!\u201d shouted the Djinn. \u201cSquartee voo!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cShutzee van lippins!\u201d snapped the Raja as he sat down. \u201cRas panee noo haffee too!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRasbanyi yah pena pucci,\u201d explained the Djinn, \u201cthaan scrapheap, he aski taski yoo gottee treek?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPas nyanee mar ta heroonjeem majeen rasheenos!\u201d declared the Raja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRasheenos?\u201d yelped the Djinn. \u201cYoo goonaay heet da?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRasheenos, Aye goonaay smaji da!\u201d boasted the Raja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh boy!\u201d praised the Djinn. He turned back to Megatron. \u201cThe Maha…\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha!\u201d interrupted the Raja \u201cLazbanye ah benia foochi…!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSHUTZEE VAN LIPPINS!\u201d shouted the Djinn. The Raja glared, but did as was asked. \u201cThe Raja says he can hit a raisin placed on the top of your head with only a pistol!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGet a raisin and put it on my head,\u201d Megatron ordered a Combatman. \u201cTell me, did the Raja bring a pistol?\u201d The Djinn balked before returning to the Raja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMaha,\u201d gulped the Djinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha?\u201d asked the Raja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRasbanyi yah pena pucci,\u201d muttered the Djinn, \u201cyoo breengee thee peestolas?\u201d The Raja then balked, then searched his robes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo peestolas!\u201d he gulped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cUh oh,\u201d whimpered the Djinn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMaha,\u201d called the old woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAha?\u201d asked the Raja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPeestolas,\u201d replied the woman as she produced an antique pistol that looked like it was recently restored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh!\u201d cheered the Raja. \u201cGoodee!\u201d The old woman bowed as a Combatman came back with a raisin and placed it on Megatron\u2019s head. Megatron then stood up to his full height as the Raja aimed, pulled the hammer back, then fired! The bullet made a line across the top of Megatron\u2019s head as it hit the raisin! Megatron cried out in pain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019VE BEEN SCALPED!\u201d he shouted. When he recovered, he glared at the Raja. \u201cWhy you…!\u201d he snarled as he aimed his fusion cannon. The Raja yelped in fear. Megatron then realized he heard that yelp before! \u201c…Computer, analyze the genetic makeup on these people,\u201d he ordered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat for?\u201d asked Hiro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGenetic makeup analyzed,\u201d replied the computer. \u201cEvidence of genetic engineering is present.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cRun a projection algorithm on them, remove all traces of genetic engineering and display projections,\u201d ordered Megatron. The Raja gulped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cProjection complete,\u201d reported the computer. \u201cDisplaying projected original forms.\u201d The true forms appeared on the screen as the Stooges, Batman, Wyldstyle, Gandalf, Hongo, Richard, and Sh\u2019Kar!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cINTRUDERS!\u201d shouted Hiro as he leveled one of his guns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHey, that gun\u2019s pointing where you are,\u201d the Raja, Curly, whispered to the Djinn, Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou mean it\u2019s pointing where I WAS!\u201d yelped Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCHEESE IT!\u201d shouted the younger acrobat, Richard. Everyone ran through the Dominus<\/em> and found a safe place to hide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOkay,\u201d sighed the older acrobat, Sh\u2019Kar, as she loaded a hypospray, \u201cgenetic modification\u2019s not a good idea anymore.\u201d She used the hypospray on her teammates and they turned back into their real selves. Moe turned to Curly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThis is YOUR fault!\u201d he snarled. \u201cIf you hadn\u2019t yelped, we wouldn\u2019t be in this mess! Now we\u2019re in a tough spot!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYeah, it\u2019s gonna take brains to get out of this,\u201d supplied Larry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat\u2019s why I<\/em> said we\u2019re in a tough spot!\u201d growled Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cBoys, arguing\u2019s not going to get us anywhere!\u201d snapped Richard. \u201cBatman, please tell me you have a contingency plan!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI do,\u201d replied Batman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c…Okay, your cowl makes it hard to read,\u201d muttered Richard. \u201cDo you really have a contingency plan or are you just saying that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI have a contingency plan,\u201d assured Batman. \u201cWe need to clear out the computer room and disrupt ship-to-ship communications.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLeave that to us!\u201d offered Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh?\u201d asked Sh\u2019Kar as her forehead ridges returned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe got something in mind when we took care of a boat full of Nazis,\u201d explained Larry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThis better work!\u201d hissed Batman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The Stooges took up positions outside the computer room. Larry and Curly flanked the door while Moe stood in front of it. He opened it and called into the room. \u201cOkay, you Ratzis, come on out!\u201d he taunted. A Combatman came out and was immediately clubbed by Larry and Curly. Larry dragged the Combatman away as Moe called into the room. \u201cHey, you limburger destroyers! This is the beginning of the Second Front!\u201d A Shocker Rift Dalek glided out as Curly shoved his club into the gunstick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cEXTERMIN…!\u201d the Dalek didn\u2019t get far as it exploded from trying to fire its weapon. Larry shoved it out of the way and retrieved Curly\u2019s club. Moe called into the room one last time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOkay, skunks, come on!\u201d he challenged. A few more Combatmen then came out. Curly and Larry knocked one out each while Moe decked the third in the face. Richard as Kamen Rider Guard: Ascendant Batman Steel then swooped in and knocked out the third with a kick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNicely done,\u201d remarked Batman\u2019s voice. Richard\u2019s voice took over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, I do hit the gym,\u201d he replied. \u201cI still don\u2019t understand why people don\u2019t get that there are fat people that exercise and still maintain the weight they have.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNever mind that,\u201d rasped Batman as Richard took Batman\u2019s i.d. tag out and returned the Dark Knight to his original form. \u201cWe\u2019ve got work to do.\u201d Everyone dashed into the room and Batman got to work. \u201cAll right, uploading the virus now,\u201d he announced. \u201cIt shouldn\u2019t take long.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI hope so,\u201d muttered Guard. \u201cWith the whole ship looking for us…ah hell! We\u2019re made!\u201d Dr. Borg flew in, her hands up in a defensive manner and accompanied by three Combatmen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWelcome to the Dominus<\/em>,\u201d she greeted. \u201cI trust you are prepared to die?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019m prepared to claim victory, if that\u2019s what you mean,\u201d challenged Guard as he drew his sword.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo, it wasn\u2019t,\u201d replied Dr. Borg. She then grinned. \u201cI must say, I\u2019m eager for the thrill of battle!\u201d The two then clashed white the Stooges were attacked by the Combatmen. They were overpowered and the Combatmen drew their swords, ready to give them a haircut at the neck!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWait a minute, fellas!\u201d begged Larry. \u201cYou don\u2019t wanna do this! I\u2019ve got a mother! You\u2019ve got a mother! Your mother and my mother are both mothers! I\u2019ve got a father! And a grandfather! And a grandmother! And a little sister!\u201d By then, he had brought the tears. \u201cAnd a little brother this high!\u201d he indicated how high the little brother was with his hand, hovering just below his chin. He then brought the hand down lower. \u201cAnd a little brother this high!\u201d Lower again. \u201cAnd a little brother this high!\u201d His hand was down to his knees by then. \u201cAnd a great, big brother…\u201d he clenched his hand into a fist and drove it into the Combatman\u2019s chin, \u201cTHIS HIGH!\u201d The Combatman was sent, literally, flying through the air until he landed on a piece of pipe, still unconscious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat was a shot, boy!\u201d cheered Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat was a shot, boy,\u201d repeated a voice. Moe turned and glared at the person speaking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhy don\u2019t you mind your own business?\u201d he snarled. \u201cI<\/em> just said that!\u201d He then realized that the person that mimicked him was one of the remaining Combatmen. As he screamed in terror, his hair flew up like a fan had turned on beneath him. He then ran from the Combatman and was immediately chased by him. He then noticed a pipe on a string and swung it into the Combatman\u2019s head. The face screen on the helmet cracked and the Combatman removed it as Moe caught the pipe again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHEY, YOU!\u201d protested the Combatman as he waved his ruined face screen. \u201cDO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE…?!\u201d The Combatman didn\u2019t get far as the pipe came back for another pass and hit him square in the head. The Combatman passed out and fell to the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cA winner every time!\u201d cheered Larry as he handed Moe a cigar. \u201cNo blanks!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOh, thanks!\u201d praised Moe. He bit the end off and lit it, then put the other end into his mouth and smoked it for a bit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHey! What about Curly?!\u201d asked Larry. The two then watched Curly\u2019s fight with the last Combatman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c…There goes Curly with a right jab!\u201d called Moe. \u201c…There goes Curly with an uppercut! …There goes Curly!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou mean here comes Curly!\u201d yelped Larry as Curly flew towards his friends. He landed on top of them, nearly flattening them. They picked themselves up and Moe saw that the cigar was smashed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou cement-head!\u201d snapped Moe. \u201cYou ruined a genuine Havini!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019m the cement-head?!\u201d protested Curly. \u201cThat guy\u2019s MADE of cement!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThink, boys! Think!\u201d directed Moe. \u201cHow can we beat him?!\u201d Curly then started banging his head on a control console for a good minute.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI got it! I got it!\u201d called Curly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat?!\u201d quizzed Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cA terrific headache!\u201d groaned Curly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWait, I got it!\u201d cheered Larry. He pulled out a music player and pressed the play button.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat good\u2019s music gonna do?\u201d hissed Moe. The song was an instrumental version of Pop Goes the Weasel<\/em>. The instant the music hit Curly\u2019s ears, he started panting, then he ran his hands down his face multiple times, then he got up and stamped his feet as if he were about to charge. He whooped a few times, then went to town on the Combatman! \u201cThat\u2019s it, kid!\u201d cheered Moe. \u201cHit in the head! Now the chest! That\u2019s the way!\u201d Curly finished by picking the Combatman up and tossing him into a large pipe, knocking him out. Larry stopped the song and he and Moe ran up to calm Curly down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat happened?\u201d asked Curly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou did it!\u201d cheered Moe. \u201cSuccess!\u201d Curly saw the unconscious Combatman and realized what happened. He and Moe then shook hands, saluted each other, then mimed kissing each other. Larry tapped Moe on the shoulder and actually kissed Moe once he turned around. \u201cI\u2019m poisoned!\u201d gagged Moe. He then slapped Larry. \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter with you?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLet him alone!\u201d snapped Curly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat are you butting in for?!\u201d snarled Moe as he hit Curly on the nose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGANGWAY!\u201d called Guard. The Stooges ducked as Guard sailed over their heads and landed on a control console. Dr. Borg then turned towards Batman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGot it!\u201d called Batman. \u201cLet\u2019s pick up Sh\u2019Kar and…\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou\u2019re going nowhere, you knock-off vampire!\u201d roared Dr. Borg as she dashed towards Batman. Guard then picked himself up and got Dr. Borg in a choke-hold. Dr. Borg slammed him against a pipe, but he didn\u2019t let go. Batman threw something at Dr. Borg\u2019s cybernetic limbs. Guard released Dr. Borg, correctly guessing that they were explosive batarangs. They went off and Dr. Borg\u2019s prosthetics were destroyed. \u201cYOU MISERABLE REPROBATES!\u201d shouted Dr. Borg. \u201cIt\u2019s going to take me two hours to get my limbs fixed! …Wait a minute, I use my feet too! FIVE HOURS! YOU OVER-SIZED APES! I\u2019LL KILL YOU WHEN I\u2019M FIXED UP!\u201d She flew off and went down the hall in one direction while Batman and his group grabbed Sh\u2019Kar and made it to the escape pods.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHere\u2019s hoping that virus works!\u201d gulped Guard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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