{"id":2541,"date":"2020-06-17T20:23:29","date_gmt":"2020-06-18T00:23:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samueljvinton.com\/wordpress\/?p=2541"},"modified":"2020-06-17T20:23:29","modified_gmt":"2020-06-18T00:23:29","slug":"trinity-soul-ch-70","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/samueljvinton.com\/wordpress\/trinity-soul-ch-70\/","title":{"rendered":"Trinity Soul: Ch 70"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Skyfall and Quake Hammer approached the makeshift office the F.N.S had constructed for Optimus during the break. If they had the ability to sweat, they would be doing so right now. \u201cI\u2019m gonna get stripped of the Autobrand, I just know it,\u201d gulped Skyfall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhatever happens,\u201d assured Quake Hammer, \u201cyou have my aid and support.\u201d They found the office and knocked on the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cCome in,\u201d called Optimus\u2019 voice. They entered the office and found him sitting at his desk. \u201cAh, Skyfall, Quake Hammer. I\u2019ve been expecting you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSir, before you strip me of the Autobrand, I need to say this,\u201d declared Skyfall. \u201cYou can\u2019t argue with the results! I did what I felt was necessary to stop evil!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLieutenant&#8230;\u201d interjected Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWar was simply trying to protect the multiverse!\u201d continued Skyfall. \u201cYou can\u2019t fault her for that!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLieutenant Skyfall!\u201d snapped Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not going to stand by and&#8230;\u201d Skyfall went on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019M NOT STRIPPING YOU OF THE AUTOBRAND! PRIMUS!\u201d shouted Optimus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;You\u2019re not?\u201d asked Skyfall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNo!\u201d replied Optimus. \u201cI\u2019m giving you a job as head of the Cybertronian Interdimensional Affairs Department.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhen did Cybertron get such a department?\u201d inquired Quake Hammer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cJust a few hours ago,\u201d answered Optimus. \u201cIn short, you\u2019ll be the first line of defense if an extradimensional threat tries to take a stab at us. You\u2019ll need to work closely with the F.N.S and keep us informed on a weekly basis. Now, with the job comes a promotion. All I need from you is a simple yes or no answer. Do you accept?\u201d Skyfall\u2019s Spark swelled with pride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;It\u2019s been an honor to work directly with you, Sir,\u201d thanked Skyfall. \u201cI accept.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThen here\u2019s your new commission letter!\u201d declared Optimus as he handed her a pad. \u201cCongratulations, Captain Skyfall!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThank you, Sir!\u201d bid Skyfall as they shook hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNow, of course, given the current situation on Cybertron,\u201d directed Optimus, \u201cyou\u2019re not allowed to give Quake Hammer any information.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cUnderstood, Sir,\u201d confirmed Skyfall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAs long as we understand each other,\u201d replied Optimus. \u201cDismissed.\u201d Skyfall saluted, then she and Quake Hammer left. Once the door shut, Quake Hammer kissed her on the lips. Skyfall didn\u2019t offer any resistance as she kissed back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cCongratulations, sweetie!\u201d cheered Quake Hammer. \u201cYou\u2019ve more than earned this!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI was a bit worried back there,\u201d chuckled Skyfall. \u201cLooks like Optimus really wanted to make it up to me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, I\u2019d say he did,\u201d mused Quake Hammer. \u201cLet us celebrate!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Megumi was in her house, waking up from a much-needed nap. As she stretched, she lazily flicked the t.v. on. As usual, the first image was of Richard making his news broadcast. With the initial resistance of wearing his new dress having worn off a while ago, he looked a lot more comfortable in it. Megumi appeared to have caught him as he just began the broadcast. \u201cGood afternoon,\u201d he began. \u201cWelcome to Multiverse News Network. I am Richard Saunders and we begin our segment with an update on the Convergence. All people that have ended up in different universes have been returned with no harm done. The universes have been identified as T-R-4-N-5-F-0-R-M-3-R-5-M-0-8-1-4-N-C-H-R-0-N-1-C-L-3-5 and T-H-3-T-H-R-3-3-R-3-4-L-M-5. Sheesh, there\u2019s a mouthful.\u201d He cleared his throat and returned to the news. \u201cThis is not the first time that T-R&#8230;&nbsp;<em>Transformers: Mobian Chronicles<\/em>&nbsp;has been involved in multiversal affairs. Indeed, a denizen of that universe, a version of Sonic the Hedgehog, has helped the Vortex Riders out on more than one occasion during the Vortech Wars. We simply had no idea there were Transformers in that universe. The Convergence has officially ended, but the 3V2R is still in effect. We\u2019re still in a period of rest, but it WILL be back on within the next two years for our universe. In other news, a medical breakthrough has been made! The cure for the common cold has just been discovered! Here to tell us all about it is the eminent Dr. Alex Vansider!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGo, Dr. Vansider!\u201d cheered Megumi. An elderly man came onto the screen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGood evening, ladies and gentlemen!\u201d called the man in a heavy German accent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWelcome, Doctor!\u201d greeted Richard as they shook hands. \u201cI understand this breakthrough is the result of thirty years of concentrated research.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cJa, it was,\u201d confirmed Dr. Vansider. \u201cI\u2019m surprised it took me and my team that long because the answer was actually right under our noses! Can you believe that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cCan you tell us what to do?\u201d asked Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOf course!\u201d answered Dr. Vansider. \u201cOh, I can\u2019t tell you how excited I am! First, the easiest step for introverts, stay away from sick people!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAs you said, an easy step for introverts,\u201d chuckled Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cStep two,\u201d continued Dr. Vansider, \u201cis to wrap your head in a paper bag. Next, you pour hot coffee over yourself. Last, hold your breath for about a minute.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAnd this will cure the common cold?\u201d asked Richard incredulously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPositively!\u201d cheered Dr. Vansider. He then unleashed a loud torrent of sneezing. \u201cThen again&#8230;\u201d groaned the doctor as he wiped his nose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, thank you, Dr. Vansider,\u201d bid Richard as he returned to his audience. \u201cRemember, whenever big news breaks&#8230;.you certainly won\u2019t find it here.\u201d Megumi had switched the t.v. off by then. She then remembered something.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTarantula feeding time,\u201d she muttered to herself. As she went to get a fat cricket for her new Tarantula, she heard a noise. \u201c&#8230;The vacuum cleaner?\u201d she quizzed. She followed the noise to see a six-armed woman with a fuzzy spider\u2019s rear and wearing a maid\u2019s outfit. The woman was vacuuming the living room floor. \u201cHEY!\u201d shouted Megumi. The woman looked up as if there was nothing strange going on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, hello, Madam Megumi,\u201d she greeted. \u201cAre you fully relaxed?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI was,\u201d answered Megumi, \u201cbut then a strange woman entered my house and started doing my chores! Who are you and where did you come from?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t recognize me?\u201d asked the woman. \u201cI\u2019m a little surprised. You DID buy me from that pet shop a while ago.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;No, I bought a Mexican Red-kneed Tarantula,\u201d corrected Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYeah, me,\u201d insisted the woman. Then she did something extraordinary! She shrunk and her limbs reformed themselves into spider legs while her head sunk into her torso, her eyes split into eight and bunched together while spider chelicerae sprouted from her mouth and pedipalps grew near the fangs. The woman had turned into a Mexican Red-kneed Tarantula and waved her pedipalp towards an empty cage where the spider Megumi bought once lived.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;I bought a shape-shifter?\u201d Megumi muttered. The spider then turned back into the woman and giggled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou can call me Lisa,\u201d introduced the woman, \u201cyour new live-in maid!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMaid?!\u201d yelped Megumi. \u201cWait a minute! What do you mean \u2018maid\u2019?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIsn\u2019t it obvious?\u201d asked Lisa. \u201cYou\u2019re gonna need help in keeping the house in order, especially since both you and Richard are working.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMy house is just fine!\u201d argued Megumi. \u201cBesides, I haven\u2019t had a maid my entire life. I don\u2019t need one and, to be frank, I don\u2019t WANT one.\u201d Lisa\u2019s face fell when she heard that. \u201cLook, I\u2019ll talk to the shop owner and explain what happened. Maybe he can get me a&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not going back to that hell-hole!\u201d hissed Lisa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cPardon?\u201d asked Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAll my life, I spent my life in a cage!\u201d explained Lisa. \u201cI was denied my natural shape-shifting abilities as a Morphus Tarantula.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWait a minute, he told me he never deals in your breed,\u201d recalled Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s a lie!\u201d argued Lisa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSo, he locks you all in your spider form?\u201d asked Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cUh huh,\u201d confirmed Lisa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cRight then,\u201d muttered Megumi, \u201cI think the police need to hear about this!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;but has assured us that future cases of furniture changing into monsters won\u2019t be possible,\u201d Richard continued on the news broadcast. Arsha and her spouses were watching. \u201c&#8230;This just in, Mr. Harry Boomer, the owner of the Frightful Delights Exotic Pet Shop has just been arrested on charges of slave trading! It appears my wife had discovered that the Mexican Red-kneed Tarantula she bought a while ago was actually a Morphus Tarantula locked in her spider form. After Megumi reported the circumstances to the police, a task force obtained a warrant and tested all of the Tarantulas Mr. Boomer sells. It was discovered that over 65% of the Tarantulas were, in fact, Morphus Tarantulas. Native to one of Tarlax\u2019s moons, Arachnus, the Tarlaxian government has long been against the sale of these spiders, considering it an act of slavery. Mr. Boomer\u2019s trial is set for Monday and he is currently looking at a life sentence. That is all from Multiverse News Network. Good night.\u201d The broadcast ended and Arsha switched the t.v. off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cJust when you think slavery IS impossible in some part of the multiverse!\u201d sighed Gorfanth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI wonder what\u2019s going to happen to the shapeshifter?\u201d quizzed Falnii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI hope she can go back to her people,\u201d wished Malnar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMegumi told me about her,\u201d remarked Arsha. \u201cShe\u2019s asked to be Megumi\u2019s live-in maid.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhy?\u201d asked Lardeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s not too fond of her people either,\u201d explained Arsha. \u201cMegumi\u2019s thinking about it right now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, for the spider\u2019s sake, I hope she says yes,\u201d sighed Foresna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>A few days had passed and everyone, even the Autobots,&nbsp;<em>Endeavor<\/em>&nbsp;crew, and Chizaran princesses, was gathering at Castle Nerd Skull for a celebration. The reason was known to all except Megumi. \u201cOkay, don\u2019t get me wrong,\u201d Megumi whispered to Richard, \u201cI like a party as much as anyone else, but I\u2019d like to know the reason for it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAll in good time,\u201d assured Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThere she is!\u201d called Rosadera. She and the other Princesses accosted her with hugs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell now,\u201d chuckled Megumi. \u201cWhat\u2019s the occasion?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNothing special as of yet,\u201d replied Moradelia. \u201cJust greeting a friend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI know we\u2019re still a ways off,\u201d mused Verdutha, \u201cbut have you and Arsha decided on your bout terms?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019re thinking of a simple race,\u201d answered Megumi. \u201cMy motorcycle against her broomstick.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThat seems a tad unfair,\u201d remarked Azuliterii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cShe\u2019s modifying it so that it will remain level with my bike,\u201d assured Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAnd the race course will be?\u201d asked Rojenthi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cArsha said she\u2019d be speaking with Sonic on that one,\u201d replied Megumi. \u201cThey\u2019re still hammering out the options.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019ll have to talk to her later, then,\u201d mused Rosadera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLadies and gentlemen,\u201d called Richard as he and Lisa flanked a door, \u201cit gives Lisa and I great pleasure to reveal the meaning of this party to Megumi.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cSo, you DID hire Lisa,\u201d Arsha commented to Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOn the stipulation that we ALL share in the house work,\u201d explained Megumi. \u201cHey, did you know the reason behind all this too?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWe all do,\u201d answered Arsha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMegumi Hishikawa, my lovely wife,\u201d continued Richard, \u201ctell me, do you know what day it is?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThe day?\u201d muttered Megumi. \u201cIt\u2019s, er, Sunday, right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI meant the actual day of the month,\u201d replied Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHold on,\u201d called Megumi as she checked her phone. She got a good look at the date and her face lit up in surprise. \u201cJuly 26?!\u201d she yelped. \u201cYou mean this is all a&#8230;?!\u201d Lisa and Richard opened the door as Moe, Larry, and Curly, in chef\u2019s attire, wheeled in a large cake with 25 candles on it! Moe and Larry played a fanfare on imaginary trumpets, then all three started singing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>We baked you a birthday cake!<\/em>\u201d began Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>If you get a tummy ache,<\/em>\u201d continued Larry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>And you moan and groan and woe,<\/em>\u201d supplied Curly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<em>Don\u2019t forget, we told you so!<\/em>\u201d finished the Stooges all together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHappy Birthday, Megumi Hishikawa!\u201d cheered Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, thank you!\u201d called Megumi. \u201cThank you all! I&#8230;wait, you three baked this?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI oversaw the whole thing,\u201d assured Lisa. \u201cIt\u2019s a normal chocolate cake.\u201d Megumi released a breath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cGo on, make a wish!\u201d urged Richard. Megumi shut her eyes as she wished. She then took in a breath and blew out the candles!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAll right!\u201d cheered Lisa. \u201cNow then, Birthday Girl, you pick out your slice.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll take a corner,\u201d declared Megumi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s always the corners or the sides with you, I\u2019ve noticed,\u201d mused Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey have the right balance of frosting and cake,\u201d replied Megumi. Everyone got their slices as the dessert table was rolled out. As everyone already had the healthy stuff, it was time for the sweets, suitable for all diets. The Stooges had changed into formal suits and joined the guests. Curly managed to sneak a whole pie off the dessert table and went to a corner to eat it all. Moe saw the whole thing and grabbed Curly\u2019s collar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou featherbrained imbecile!\u201d he hissed. \u201cYou wanna get us thrown out?! Gimme that pie!\u201d He took the pie and shoved Curly away. Curly barked in protest. \u201cGO ON!\u201d shouted Moe as he shoved Curly harder. Curly left and Moe looked for a decent hiding place for the pie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI tell you; they\u2019ve cleaned up nicely since Curly won the 1,897<sup>th<\/sup>&nbsp;3V2R,\u201d remarked Amartonadii\u2019s voice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, I simply MUST speak with them,\u201d answered Sira\u2019s voice. Moe flung the pie up to the ceiling and it stuck itself there. Moe looked up in horror. \u201cOh, there\u2019s one of them now,\u201d called Sira\u2019s voice. \u201cExcuse me, My Lady.\u201d Sira then approached Moe. \u201cYoung Man, do tell me about yourself!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, you see&#8230;how it&#8230;er&#8230;well, that is&#8230;\u201d stammered Moe as he glanced at the ceiling again and noticed the pie losing its grip. \u201cIf you\u2019ll pardon me!\u201d He tried to leave, but Sira wouldn\u2019t hear of it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIf you don\u2019t tell me all about this metamorphosis,\u201d she pleaded, \u201cI shall always feel that I\u2019ve missed something!\u201d Moe glanced upward again as the pie slowly descended.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLady, if you don\u2019t leave right now,\u201d warned Moe, \u201cyou\u2019re not gonna miss ANYTHING!\u201d He tried to get away again, but Sira pulled him back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYoung man, what\u2019s wrong?\u201d she asked. \u201cYou act as though the Sword of Damocles is hanging over your head!\u201d Moe looked up one last time as the pie was just hanging by a thread of its contents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLady, you must be psychic!\u201d he yelped as he got away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI wonder what\u2019s wrong with that young man?\u201d Sira pondered to herself as she looked up. The pie fell from the ceiling and landed right on her face! She wiped some of the goop off of her face and flung it away. Unbeknownst to Curly, it was flying at him! He was busy talking to Amartonadii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAnd there we were,\u201d he recalled. \u201cIn mud, up to here.\u201d He bent over to put his hand level to his knee. Just as he ducked down, the goop that Sira wiped off of her face hit Amartonadii. She cried out in disgust. Curly got back up and saw her wiping her face off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWho did this?!\u201d she wailed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ll find out!\u201d declared Curly as he stormed off to find the perpetrator. Meanwhile, Larry was helping himself to a whole pie. Moe then tapped him on the shoulder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou gonna eat that by yourself?\u201d he snapped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cNah,\u201d answered Larry. \u201cMaybe, if I wait, I\u2019ll get some cream.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat kind?\u201d asked Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIce,\u201d replied Larry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou got it!\u201d snarled Moe as he shoved ice cubes down Larry\u2019s back. Larry screamed as the frigid cubes chilled his back almost instantly. He instinctively tossed the pie away in Megumi, Richard, and Lisa\u2019s direction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cDrink, Your Majesties?\u201d asked Lisa. The pie then hit Lisa in the face. Richard and Megumi looked behind to see Larry dancing to get the ice cubes out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, monkey with us, huh?!\u201d hissed Richard. War approached Larry and Moe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cStop it!\u201d she demanded. \u201cStop it this instant! You disgraceful vagabonds!\u201d Moe responded by pie-ing her! \u201c&#8230;So, you want to play rough, do you?! Well then!\u201d she grabbed a pie and reeled back for a throw!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWait a minute!\u201d begged Moe as he ducked when War threw. The pie hit Arsha\u2019s face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c&#8230;So, that\u2019s the game!\u201d she declared as she fired off a pie shot at War. Unfortunately, Prowl\u2019s holo-form was trying to step between the two and took the shot. Optimus saw the shot!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, mutiny, eh?!\u201d called Optimus. His holo-form took a pie and flung it at Arsha. She took the hit, then moved her hairpiece to her waist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAll hands to battle stations!\u201d she announced, prompting her crew to rally to her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cForm up!\u201d called Megumi as her friends armed themselves with pies, minus Lisa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAutobots, attack!\u201d ordered Optimus as the Autobots and their Mobian and human allies readied themselves. Soon, the Great Pie War began! Pies were flying through the air at an incredible rate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTHIS MUST CEASE!\u201d demanded Lisa. She was then pied by Ironhide. \u201c&#8230;Well then!\u201d she declared as she armed herself and joined Megumi\u2019s side. Perceptor flung a pie at Moe\u2019s face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHey, fellas!\u201d called Moe as he took off his suspenders and put them between his feet like a slingshot. Curly loaded a pie into the slingshot and Larry surveyed the field.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cElevation: two meters,\u201d he relayed. \u201cRange: two and a half meters. Ready, aim, FIRE!\u201d Moe released his end and the pie sailed through the air. It hit Gorfanth right in the face. \u201cThat was a shot, boy!\u201d cheered Larry. As the battle wore on, all factions were getting tired. Soon, they all exhausted themselves of ammunition and surveyed the mess the hangar had become. Megumi stared in silence for a minute, then began chuckling, then giggling, then she was laughing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBEST! BIRTHDAY! EVER!\u201d she cheered. Everyone else joined in the laughter as Megumi let herself fall backwards onto the goopy mess that covered the floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHappy Birthday, sweetheart,\u201d bid Richard. 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