Moe: Good day to all of you! I’m Moe Howard, the proprietor of HHFH Services! Do you slave away over a hot stove for too long? Is your doorbell not working? Does your house need painting? Is your dishwasher even running?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Curly: Then you’d better catch it! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moe: Quiet! *Smack* With HHFH Services, you can’t go wrong! We can do anything!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Larry: And our prices are out of this world!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shemp: Because we spaced out on them! *Laughs*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moe: What’s the idea, making jokes?! *Twists ears* Whatever job you need done, we can do it all for a modest fee that won’t drain your bank account! HHFH Services! No job is too small or too big! We’ll do it all well done!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Larry: Wait a minute, make mine rare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moe: Oh, so you want it rare, do you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Larry: Yeah, and with asparagus!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moe: Then here’s a couple of tips for you! *Eye poke*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Larry: OW! *Stumbles* Fellas! Help! I can’t see!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Curly: What’s the matter?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Larry: I got my eyes closed!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moe: Why you! *Smack* HHFH Services, under the capable hands of Moe Howard…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Curly: Curly Howard…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Larry: Larry Fine…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shemp: And Shemp Howard!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*TV returns to show*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Megumi: …Richard…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Richard: We’re not getting them, sweetie, I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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