Let me tell you, Your Majesty, our adventure was a wild one! We landed in Hill Valley in 1985, and I do mean landed. The rift opened up in the sky and dumped us onto someone! As we were picking ourselves up, we were apologizing over and over to the poor person turned crash mat. \u201cIt\u2019s all right!\u201d she assured us in an American Neutral accent. \u201cAccidents\u2026\u201d she faced us and got a good look at us just as we got a good look at her. She was of Japanese descent and dress like a princess, complete with a large pink dress and a tiara. She had ginger hair and emerald eyes, currently wide with some form of surprise. \u201cNo\u2026\u201d she breathed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSorry?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo, not now!\u201d she moaned. \u201cI\u2019m busy!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEr\u2026why don\u2019t we start over?\u201d suggested Haitao. \u201cI\u2019m\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHaitao Lin,\u201d interrupted the princess. \u201cAnd the Aussie over there,\u201d she pointed at me, \u201cis Joshua Williams. And she’s Wyldstyle.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Who the hell are you?!\u201d asked Haitao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd you\u2019re the one who wants to be a diplomat?\u201d Wyldstyle joked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI can\u2019t tell you, not yet,\u201d sighed the princess. \u201cI wasn\u2019t supposed to show you my face! My sister\u2019s gonna laugh for YEARS about this!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEr, is there something we should know?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m from your future,\u201d replied the princess. \u201cAll you should know about me is my Rider name, Kamen Rider Spark.\u201d That was when I noticed a jeweled belt on her waist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, a Kamen Rider!\u201d called Wyldstyle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYeah, and there\u2019s supposed to be someone else with you,\u201d realized the princess. At that point, I swear I could hear voices.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGET AWAY FROM ME!\u201d shrieked one. I identified this one as Heather. She then ran past us with something in pursuit. It looked like sand had formed a shape both in the air and on the ground. On the ground was the upper torso of a monster and its lower torso was in the air directly above it! The legs had hooves while the upper torso had deer antlers on its head and hoof-like fingertips.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYour wish,\u201d demanded the creature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMy what?!\u201d yelped Heather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTell me your wish,\u201d the creature elaborated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhy should I?!\u201d asked Heather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI can grant you any wish,\u201d replied the creature, \u201cbut a price must be paid.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Any wish?\u201d asked Heather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAny wish,\u201d repeated the creature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026You know, I think I may need you,\u201d mused Heather. \u201cThere\u2019s something in this universe called the Famine Dial Part. I need that to complete my belt. Can you help me find it?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEasily,\u201d boasted the creature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s the catch?\u201d asked Heather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll just need to know the date of your most precious moment,\u201d answered the creature.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cJust that?\u201d asked Heather. \u201cAll right then, we have a deal.\u201d The creature\u2019s legs then dropped to the ground and the upper torso went on top of the legs. His sandy complexion gave way to show a brown creature with a deer-like appearance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe Deer Imagin!\u201d breathed the princess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt\u2019s somewhere around here,\u201d mused the Deer Imagin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDOC, ARE YOU TELLING ME IT\u2019S 8:25?!\u201d shouted a voice we\u2019re all familiar with. \u201cDAMN! I\u2019M LATE FOR SCHOOL!\u201d Marty ran out of the house and knocked the Deer Imagin aside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat\u2019s him!\u201d called the Imagin. \u201cThat\u2019s the one that has your part!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLet\u2019s get him!\u201d roared Heather.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNO, YOU DON\u2019T!\u201d I shouted as we leapt out of hiding. We tackled them and they tried to get us off. Our scuffle woke someone up from a bush, then we heard the Sword Form jingle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHenshin!\u201d announced the person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSword Form!\u201d called the voice of Den-O\u2019s belt. We all turned to see Den-O as his Sword Form armor attached itself onto him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOre\u2026sanjou!\u201d shouted Den-O as he assembled his sword and started swinging. The Deer Imagin managed to block with just his hands. Meanwhile, the princess got her belt ready and pulled out a pink crystal sphere, pressing a button on it. It flashed before speaking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSPARK!\u201d it called. The princess then opened her belt buckle and put the sphere inside. A pink mist was gracefully coiling around her. When it got to her navel, she snapped her fingers, in both hands as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHenshin!\u201d she declared. The mist then formed an entire cloud surrounding her and light flashed inside three times before the princess chopped her way out, making the cloud disperse. Her Rider form was white with pink highlights and hearts on her rounded shoulders, front, elbows, knees, and toes. \u201cKamen Rider Spark,\u201d introduced the princess. \u201cHatred shall be your undoing!\u201d She charged at Heather, her gauntlets flashing her claws, and started scratching. Heather tried to get away, but to no avail.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGet out of here!\u201d she bellowed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNot a chance!\u201d shouted Spark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe better help them,\u201d Haitao said to me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRight,\u201d I replied. We drew our i.d. tags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHenshin!\u201d we announced as we donned our suits. Zh\u00e0nsh\u00ec helped Spark with Heather while I took care of the Deer Imagin with Den-O.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMove aside!\u201d shouted the Imagin. \u201cI have a contract to complete!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe\u2019re not leaving!\u201d declared Den-O. \u201cYou think I\u2019ll leave this fight in such a manner?! You\u2019re dealing with me! I don\u2019t do warm-ups and I don\u2019t do warning shots! I turn my fights up to 11! From start to finish, I go for the climax!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ll end your climax just as quick as you started it!\u201d the Deer Imagin shouted. \u201cYou\u2019ll be crying in pain when I\u2019m through with you!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cACK!\u201d yelped Den-O. \u201cDON\u2019T SAY THAT!!\u201d He then heard something and turned his head skywards. \u201cNo, Kuma! No one\u2019s crying!\u201d At that point, Kintaros knocked Momotaros out of Ry\u014dtar\u014d\u2019s body. The Sword Form armor vanished as Den-O looked at the two Imagin wrestling on the ground. \u201cCome on!\u201d wailed Momotaros. \u201cWe were getting to the good part!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTake a break!\u201d demanded Kintaros as he tossed Momotaros aside and possessed Ry\u014dtar\u014d. Den-O then pressed the yellow button and swiped the pass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDoes that happen a lot?\u201d Wyldstyle wondered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAxe Form!\u201d called the belt as the armor appeared for Axe Form.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOre no tsuyosa ni, omae ga naita!\u201d declared Den-O. He then cracked his neck. \u201cNamida wa kore de fuitoke!\u201d He turned the sword into an axe and was hitting the Deer Imagin with it multiple times. The Imagin then stopped the axe to sniff the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDAMMIT! WE\u2019VE LOST HIM!\u201d shouted the Imagin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe\u2019ve got another chance,\u201d assured Heather. \u201cIf I remember right, Marty will be at Twin Pines Mall at 1:15 AM. We\u2019ll get him there!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo one\u2019s getting anyone!\u201d declared Spark as she pressed a button on her belt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cFINISH SPARK!\u201d it called. Spark then leapt into the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSPARK: RIDER KICK!\u201d she announced as she gave her Rider Kick. Heather was smart enough to throw a trashcan in the air to block the kick, throwing Spark off balance. She and the Deer Imagin ran off as Spark landed. \u201cDammit!\u201d she swore as she cancelled her transformation. \u201cWell, we\u2019ll have to go to Twin Pines Mall to ambush her.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMeanwhile,\u201d I recalled, \u201cStrickland gave Marty his fourth tardy slip, called him a slacker like his father, then has to see his dad cave in to Biff Tannen\u2019s demands.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSounds like the kid\u2019s got worse luck than Ry\u014dtar\u014d,\u201d replied Momotaros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe can change that,\u201d declared Kintaros as he stepped out of Ry\u014dtar\u014d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe\u2019re not changing anything!\u201d snapped the princess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cShe\u2019s right,\u201d I confirmed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWe can\u2019t change his history,\u201d agreed Haitao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNot even a smidge,\u201d mused Wyldstyle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWHAT?!\u201d snapped Momotaros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d replied the princess, \u201cbut the events we\u2019ve described are fixed points in the multiverse. What happens, happens. We\u2019ve got to let him continue with his currently sucky life.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSays who?!\u201d snapped Momotaros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSays me!\u201d answered the princess, hotly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat, and you\u2019re in charge?!\u201d asked Momotaros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPrincess, time-traveler, yeah!\u201d declared the princess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMomotaros, Imagin, no!\u201d countered Momotaros. \u201cI don\u2019t need your permission to end his bad luck! I\u2019ll do it myself!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou even try,\u201d hissed the princess, \u201cand they\u2019ll think you a lunatic! Come on! Twin Pines! We\u2019re going there!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019ve got something to say about that!\u201d shouted Momotaros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, I BET you do!\u201d replied the princess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMomotaros, I\u2019m sorry,\u201d I calmed, \u201cbut if we try to change the outcome now, it may give Heather what she wants.\u201d Momotaros grumbled but subsided.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cFine, we\u2019ll let him be,\u201d he sighed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGood,\u201d declared the princess. \u201cNow then, to Twin Pines Mall!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was 1:15 when we arrived. We kept to the shadows so no one could see us. Marty was taping the unveiling of the DeLorean. \u201cNever mind that now!\u201d Dr. Brown said twice over. Marty hoisted the camera up and started filming.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAll right, I\u2019m ready,\u201d he called.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGood Evening!\u201d Dr. Brown said to the camera. \u201cGood evening, I’m Doctor Emmett Brown. I’m standing on the parking lot of Twin Pines Mall. It’s Saturday morning, October 26, 1985, 1:18 a.m. and this is temporal experiment number one.\u201d He then got his dog, a sheepdog called Einstein. \u201cC’mon, Einy! Hey, hey boy, get in there! That a boy, in you go! Get down, that’s it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAll right, so far so good,\u201d I muttered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPlease note that Einstein’s clock is in complete synchronization with my control watch,\u201d called Doc Brown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRight, check, Doc,\u201d replied Marty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGood,\u201d cheered Doc Brown. He turned to his dog in the DeLorean. \u201cHave a good trip, Einstein, watch your head.\u201d He shut the door and brought out his remote control.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou have this thing hooked up to the car?\u201d asked Marty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWatch this!\u201d directed Doc Brown. \u201cNot me, the car, the car! If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you\u2019re gonna see some serious sh*t!\u201d He started the car up. \u201cWatch this, watch this!\u201d The car then rushed towards the two and generated a light show around the front before it disappeared in a bright light and left a pair of fire trails on either side of the two. \u201cHa! What did I tell you?!\u201d cheered Doc Brown \u201cEighty-eight miles per hour! The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTHAT POOR DOG!\u201d wailed Ry\u014dtar\u014d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHe disintegrated him!\u201d yelped Wyldstyle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo one\u2019s disintegrated!\u201d I assured the two. \u201cEinstein\u2019s all right!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThen, where the hell is he?!\u201d shouted Momotaros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNot \u2018where\u2019 the hell, \u2018when\u2019 the hell,\u201d corrected Haitao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDoc Brown modified that DeLorean to become a time machine,\u201d I explained. \u201cEinstein was sent one minute into the future.\u201d Another flash heralded the DeLorean\u2019s arrival. It was covered in frost. Doc opened the door to show Marty proof of Einstein\u2019s trip. He then showed how to operate the main function of the DeLorean. When he got to the bit about him swiping the plutonium he needed from Libyan Nationalists, Momotaros sniffed the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d asked Haitao.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou can smell the Imagin?\u201d quizzed Ry\u014dtar\u014d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt\u2019s close!\u201d replied Momotaros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUh oh,\u201d I gulped as history was unfolding in the correct order. The Libyan Nationalists were approaching Marty and Doc Brown! And right behind them were Heather and the Deer Imagin! \u201cStop them!\u201d I shouted. We charged out of the bushes, ready to transform. Ry\u014dtar\u014d pressed the red button as the princes pulled her pink crystal out and pressed the button.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSPARK!\u201d it called. Haitao and I drew our i.d. tags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHenshin!\u201d we all announced.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSword Form!\u201d called Den-O\u2019s belt as Momotaros possessed Ry\u014dtar\u014d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOre sanjou!\u201d declared Den-O as he quickly assembled his sword. We managed to intercept the duo and keep them distracted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI thought I made it clear we will brook no interference!\u201d roared the Deer Imagin as his horns glowed. He charged right at me, knocking me down and winding me! As I was gasping in pain, my transformation was cancelled. The Imagin picked me up. \u201cNow, pay the price!\u201d As he reeled back for a punch, a gunshot rang out and Doc Brown fell to the ground. Marty hid in the DeLorean and gunned the engine. It ran straight at us before it vanished and we stood in between a pair of flaming tire trails.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHE TRAVELED BACK IN TIME!\u201d roared Heather. \u201cTHAT\u2019S CHEATING! NOW WE\u2019RE NEVER GONNA GET HIM!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDon\u2019t be so sure,\u201d assured the Deer Imagin as he opened me up like a door. \u201cThis way!\u201d he called. He and Heather then went through me and I shut behind them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat just happened?!\u201d I gulped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat only happens when an Imagin hold up its end of the deal with whoever made a contract with it!\u201d yelped Den-O.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHe just used your most precious memory of this universe to travel back to that time!\u201d elaborated Spark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNovember 5, 1955!\u201d I breathed. \u201cThe day Doc Brown invented time travel!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019d use my motorcycle,\u201d muttered Spark, \u201cbut there\u2019s only room for one, I don\u2019t have sidecars, and the Flux Capacitor hasn\u2019t been installed yet!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd Ry\u014dtar\u014d can\u2019t afford to have you all on his pass,\u201d sighed Den-O. \u201cHe\u2019s stretching it with the five of us already.\u201d Spark then got an idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI DO have something,\u201d she assured. She then cancelled her transformation and pulled a key from a hidden pocket in her dress. She fiddled with it for a bit. \u201cIf I got this right, we\u2019ll be borrowing her for a bit while the events in Montgomery, Alabama on December 1st of that year are being preserved.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWho?\u201d I asked. At that point, a familiar Vworp filled my ears. We turned to see the TARDIS appear!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe Doctor\u2019s not a taxi driver!\u201d protested Wyldstyle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe Doctor and her companions are making sure Rosa Parks\u2019 point in history is preserved,\u201d assured the princess. \u201cWe\u2019re just borrowing the TARDIS.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHow are we gonna fit in there?!\u201d Den-O asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt\u2019s not as cramped as you think,\u201d I explained. \u201cYou might want to have ALL of the Den-Liner Crew here.\u201d Den-O cancelled his transformation and Momotaros stepped out of Ry\u014dtar\u014d while Urataros, Kintaros, Ryutaros, and Sieg appeared. We entered the TARDIS and the Den-Liner crew gawked at the interior. It had changed when last I saw it. It had gears inside hexagons on the walls and lights inside other hexagons and the time rotor in the center of the console was one large crystal and there were crystal struts that angled towards the crystal in the center.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, she redecorated,\u201d I mused. \u201cI don\u2019t like it!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThis is impossible!\u201d breathed Ry\u014dtar\u014d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt\u2019s\u2026bigger on the inside!\u201d squawked Momotaros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThis is, or ought to be, the Doctor\u2019s TARDIS,\u201d replied Haitao. \u201cBut, when we last saw it, it looked like a fancy kitchen, not a crystal cave.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRight then, November 5th, 1955, Hill Valley, California, United States of America, Earth, Mutter\u2019s Spiral, universe B-A-C-K-T-0-T-H-3-F-U-T-U-R-3!\u201d mused the princess as she fiddled with the controls. She then yanked on the large lever and the crystal time rotor went up and down with the struts\u2019 tips going up and down in sync. As the TARDIS was in flight, the princess danced around the console, flipping switches and pressing buttons to keep the Doctor\u2019s home steady. Soon, the time rotor stopped and there was a distinct thud. The princess then turned a monitor on in the wall and we saw the outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat\u2019s the barn Marty crashed into!\u201d I revealed. And, soon enough, there was the DeLorean crashing through the barn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI can\u2019t find the Imagin or Heather!\u201d replied the princess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThen we may have beat them here,\u201d Wyldstyle guessed. \u201cLet\u2019s get out of here and keep a close eye on Marty.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRight,\u201d everyone confirmed as we left the TARDIS. It then took off on its own.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThank you!\u201d the princess called to the winds. We then took off and followed Marty very closely as he improved his dad\u2019s life and helped the Doctor Brown of this era rig up something from the town hall clock that would generate 1.21 gigawatts of power for the DeLorean to get back to 1985.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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