{"id":469,"date":"2020-06-06T05:00:00","date_gmt":"2020-06-06T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/samueljvinton.com\/wordpress\/?p=469"},"modified":"2020-06-10T11:29:18","modified_gmt":"2020-06-10T15:29:18","slug":"chapter-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/samueljvinton.com\/wordpress\/chapter-2-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a new day in our new Castle Nerd Skull outside After Academy\u2019s city limits. The Horsemen, their heralds, and our newest members had joined us as we sat down. Our new members were from the same universe the original F.N.S came from. We went from 16 to 31 almost overnight, 18 girls and 13 boys. Our new members were Lady Colleen Doyle of Waterford, Ireland, Lord Alesandro Ortiz of Fortaleza, Brazil, Sir Liam McIntyre of Scotland\u2019s capital, Edinburgh, Duke Victor Young of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, and Duchess Deung Moon-kyung (Asian name order, so, in the western name order it would be Moon-kyung Deung) of Jeju-si, South Korea. They were wearing a newer transformation belt, similar to a Vortex Driver, called the Chronicle Driver. Much like a Vortex Driver, it summons armor based on a character, but uses something called an Armor Bio, a small, book-shaped trinket that tells the story of the person it\u2019s based off of. The Chronicle Driver pops a shelf out from the top with a small space for the Armor Bio to fit. The Rider then inserts the Armor Bio into the space and slides the shelf down into the Driver. It won\u2019t summon the suit until the Rider presses a button on the Driver\u2019s top. If it\u2019s the Rider\u2019s personal Armor Bio, or Armor Auto-bio, the Rider would say \u201cHenshin!\u201d before pressing the button. Pressing the button again would initiate the final attack. Colleen was Kamen Rider Slam, Alesandro was Kamen Rider Striker, Liam was Kamen Rider Highland, Victor Was Kamen Rider Range, and Moon-kyung was Kamen Rider Lance. Colleen adjusted her braid as Michael\u2019s cat, Kit-10, scooted by. \u201cColleen?\u201d I asked. \u201cYour report?\u201d She snapped out of her reverie as she shook her head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSorry, My Lady,\u201d she apologized. \u201cThe Chronicle Riders haven\u2019t heard a peep out of them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cQuite frankly,\u201d sighed Liam, \u201cI don\u2019t think we\u2019re gonna find anything.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI know Hiro of old,\u201d I replied, prompting the Scotsman to roll his eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOch, haur we gang!\u201d he protested, exaggerating his usual accent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI beg your pardon?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cEvery time we say Hiro\u2019s not gonna do anything,\u201d explained Liam, \u201cyou go on about how Hiro doesn\u2019t let things go that easily, how he will stop at nothing to have the multiverse under his rule. Well, I\u2019ve been looking everywhere, and I have NO proof that he has something in the works!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAlways a contentious one, aren\u2019t you?\u201d sighed his House Head, Pestilence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThe Vortech Wars are over!\u201d protested Liam. \u201cHiro\u2019s learned not to mess with powers outside his understanding! We can relax! YOU, of all people, can relax!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHiro is NOT one to be underestimated,\u201d Death argued in her usual whisper. \u201cI will not let you go through with being so lax about this.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCome on, you can\u2019t be serious!\u201d countered Liam. Moon-kyung just sighed, deciding to defuse the situation with a question unrelated to our conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCould the pizza guy be any later?\u201d she sighed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThey ARE taking their sweet time,\u201d remarked Kit-10. \u201cHowever, I don\u2019t think we should be TOO harsh on them. They\u2019re rather swamped, what with the two-year anniversary celebration of Vortech\u2019s defeat coming up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh, yeah, that,\u201d I remembered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell, it looks like we\u2019re starting Bad Movie Night WITHOUT pizza,\u201d sighed Richard. \u201cLet\u2019s kick things off with Michael Bay.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat have you got to offer?\u201d I quizzed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was&nbsp;<em>Revenge of the Fallen<\/em>, the second Bayverse&nbsp;<em>Transformers<\/em>&nbsp;movie. \u201cWell, that was something,\u201d I remarked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cRather tame, compared to other bad movies I\u2019ve seen,\u201d commented Emily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAs a feline-based robot,\u201d observed Kit-10, \u201cbuilt by a Time Lord and a flying box, I can safely say that it was the most unrealistic thing I\u2019ve had the \u2018pleasure\u2019 of gracing my visual sensors with.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWas Devastator\u2019s wrecking ball scrotum really necessary?\u201d asked Victor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWere Skids and Mudflap necessary?\u201d quizzed War. \u201cI swear they existed to be nothing but black stereotypes, UNNECESSARY black stereotypes.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMy turn!\u201d called Colleen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIt\u2019s not gonna be&nbsp;<em>Monty Python\u2019s Life of Brian<\/em>, is it?\u201d asked Hiroki. \u201cI STILL feel let down after that whole thing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, it\u2019s actually a movie from Japan,\u201d replied Colleen.&nbsp;<em>\u201cShuriken Sentai Ninninger vs. ToQger The Movie: Ninjas in Wonderland<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWHY?!\u201d wailed Hiroki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cPlease, no!\u201d I begged. Just then, there was a knock on the door. \u201cGreat, the pizza\u2019s here!\u201d I cheered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTwo and a half hours!\u201d protested Emily. \u201cAnd we\u2019re pretty far from city limits!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cCold pizza\u2019s better than no pizza,\u201d remarked Richard as he got up. Alesandro snorted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou only say that because you have no taste buds,\u201d he snarked. Richard approached the door and opened it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOkay, my good man, what do I owe you?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYour ears,\u201d remarked the voice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201c&#8230;You\u2019re not pizza,\u201d replied Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cA PO robot\u2019s saucier than pizza,\u201d boasted the voice. \u201cWe need to talk.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGuys, X-PO\u2019s here,\u201d called Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLet him in!\u201d I bid. Richard and X-PO entered the t.v. room. X-PO had various documents in his claws. \u201cGood to see you again, X-PO!\u201d I called.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNice to see you too,\u201d returned X-PO. \u201cI wish the circumstances were better.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat\u2019s up?\u201d asked Emily. X-PO laid out the documents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLet\u2019s just say that Shocker Rift may be up to something,\u201d he began. \u201cScorpainia sent out some explorers to gather data on five key universes. I\u2019ve been monitoring for the reports but, for whatever reason, neither side has contacted each other.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSo? It could be background interference,\u201d I countered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI thought so too,\u201d replied X-PO, \u201cuntil Batman reported seeing Shocker Rift Saucers fly through one rift and out another.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI don\u2019t see Shocker Rift,\u201d guessed Tanisha, \u201cas people who would just buzz a populated area.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, they aren\u2019t,\u201d I agreed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd you\u2019d be right,\u201d confirmed X-PO. \u201cI\u2019ve managed to get ahold of why the Tarlaxians were exploring other universes. Turns out, they\u2019re scouting for a potential Tarlax 15 in case they need to move again.\u201d He waved a claw over the documents to indicate that what he talked about was in them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShould we even be looking at this?\u201d asked Victor. \u201cThis seems like top secret stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThey\u2019re marked with the Secret Seal,\u201d observed Famine as she munched on a chocolate bar. \u201cNot even we Horsemen have the clearance needed to see it. Only the reigning monarch and a few trusted Tarlaxians are allowed access.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI wouldn\u2019t worry so much,\u201d whispered Death. \u201cIt\u2019s not like anyone\u2019s gonna post this on social media.\u201d Charline\u2019s eyes went wide as she hit the back button on her tablet. \u201c&#8230;Seriously?\u201d asked Death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAs I recall, you guys have the most experience in travelling the multiverse and have a new ship that can go between dimensions,\u201d remembered X-PO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes, the&nbsp;<em>Virginia<\/em>&nbsp;can go to other universes,\u201d I confirmed. \u201cYou were there when we remodeled it from its sphere to an actual ship.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhen do we leave then?\u201d asked X-PO.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI don\u2019t recall inviting you,\u201d I remarked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMegumi, the multiverse has a vested interest in seeing that it\u2019s protected,\u201d argued X-PO. \u201cAs someone who wants that interest to succeed, I\u2019m coming with you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThat\u2019s nice, X-PO,\u201d I countered, \u201cbut I\u2019m a little worried about a portal operator abandoning his post.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMegumi, did you really think I wouldn\u2019t get my replacement as I went with you?\u201d asked X-PO. \u201cElphaba, Chell, Rusty, the Brigadier, they want to see Vorton again.\u201d I opened my mouth to argue again, then sighed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI suppose you can do more on this adventure,\u201d I conceded. \u201cIn fact, I think we all need our robots. Kit-10, see if you can get Lexicon, Pup-X5, and R9-D7. Veterans of the Vortech Wars, who wants another journey around&#8230;?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWAIT!\u201d called Moon-kyung. \u201cWho said anything about JUST you veterans? I wanna go!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWait a minute!\u201d I began.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThere may be people in need of help,\u201d interjected Victor. \u201cI don\u2019t know about you, but I don\u2019t want to see them hurt.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNobody does,\u201d I agreed, \u201cbut&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd you\u2019re gonna need someone who knows their way around weapons,\u201d interrupted Liam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019ve used weapons!\u201d protested Richard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBesides, we want to see what the multiverse is like!\u201d called Alesandro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou can see it just fine in&#8230;\u201d argued Livia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd I SO want to meet Batman and the others!\u201d cheered Colleen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGUYS!\u201d I finally called. Everyone quieted down. \u201cI appreciate that you new guys want to see the multiverse but we don\u2019t know what\u2019s going on in those universes. This could all be for nothing.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI have to side with the newbies,\u201d interjected Emmanuel. \u201cThis may be the perfect opportunity to show the multiverse off if there\u2019s nothing going on. The last time we went through the dimensions, it wasn\u2019t exactly \u2018happy-fun-time\u2019. I\u2019d like to go when we\u2019re not being shot at.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBesides,\u201d remarked Death, \u201cif it IS nothing, then we just fix the trouble and help the explorers reestablish communications with Tarlax 14. And, on another note, we\u2019ve been getting a&#8230;feeling.\u201d That caught my attention.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFeeling?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYeah,\u201d confirmed Lacey. \u201cThe five of us have had a feeling that the aspects we represent, war, plague, chaos, starvation, and death, are going out of whack. Sometimes it\u2019s because of some interdimensional power, other times, it\u2019s just someone not in their universe. We\u2019d like to check if it\u2019s the latter as we hope.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201c&#8230;All right,\u201d I decided, \u201cwe\u2019ll split up into teams according to our houses. X-PO, you\u2019re with my house. Kit-10, once Gandalf joins us, you\u2019re going with War and her students. I want R9-D7 to go with House Pestilence when Hongo arrives. Pup-X5 and Wyldstyle will go with Famine\u2019s house. Lacey, do you mind taking Batman and Lexicon?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDon\u2019t mind at all,\u201d replied Lacey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThen let\u2019s get Batman, Hongo, Wyldstyle and Gandalf,\u201d I declared. \u201cI have a feeling we\u2019ll need them.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was hosting a party at Wayne Manor, my birthday party, to be exact. 35 years, and still a member of Gotham\u2019s high society. A woman with a distinctive feline feel to her dress approached me. It was Selina Kyle, AKA Catwoman. \u201cHey, lover,\u201d she purred. \u201cHappy Birthday.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThanks,\u201d I replied. I noticed the necklace she was wearing, a ruby inside a distinct cat\u2019s eye design. \u201cWhich museum did you \u2018borrow\u2019 that from?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHar har,\u201d hissed Selina. \u201cBabs gave it to me. Check with her if you don\u2019t believe me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI may do that&#8230;later,\u201d I remarked. \u201cWhere\u2019s Harley? I thought she was coming with you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShe was,\u201d answered Selina, \u201cbut something came up. Some sort of emergency with Pamela. She called in the entire Suicide Squad. From what I heard; it was something to do with&nbsp;<em>Little Shop of Horrors<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShe\u2019s probably mad the plant didn\u2019t win,\u201d I guessed. We then danced for a while, then the party started winding down. Alfred was bidding the guests goodbye, thanking them for coming. Selina stole a kiss before leaving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShe\u2019d make a fine Mrs. Batman,\u201d sighed Alfred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMaybe,\u201d I dismissed. I headed up to my study to see a rift open. \u201cOkay, what now?!\u201d I protested. Just then, Tonje stepped through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cGod kveld,\u201d (Good evening) she greeted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAt least you aren\u2019t a saucer,\u201d I remarked. \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThere\u2019s some multiversal trouble going on concerning Tarlaxian explorers,\u201d explained Tonje. \u201cThe Horsemen are thinking that it\u2019s putting their respective aspects out of whack. Want to come?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSure, crime\u2019s been at an all-time low since the Joker stayed with Hiro,\u201d I answered. \u201cLet me just get changed.\u201d I stepped into a wardrobe and let machines change me into my costume. Once I had my cowl adjusted, I stepped out as the Dark Knight. \u201cLet\u2019s get going,\u201d I rasped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMay I persuade you to take a sandwich, Master Bruce?\u201d asked Alfred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019ll get something on the way,\u201d I replied. My father-figure sighed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThen, good luck,\u201d he bid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sitting on the outskirts of Bricksburg isn\u2019t my idea of fun. When all the realms in my universe finally came together, I thought it would mean something more, but there were those that don\u2019t want to build something new, sound a little too similar to Lord Business. I idly looked around to see numbers around objects and just made a small motorcycle that didn\u2019t even make noise. I sighed. Somehow, it was more fun during the Vortech Wars. \u201cMaybe I SHOULD be a DJ,\u201d I mused to myself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019m sure you\u2019d be good at it,\u201d called a voice. I whirled around, constructing a giant staff with a boxing glove on both ends, and leveled my new weapon at the person behind me. \u201c&#8230;Bonjour,\u201d gulped the guy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cEmmanuel?!\u201d I yelped. \u201cWhat are you doing here?!\u201d I lowered the staff, letting Emmanuel relax.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTrouble in the multiverse,\u201d he replied. \u201cWant to come?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cLet me just let my friends know where I\u2019m going,\u201d I answered. I quickly found a paper and pencil and scrawled a note, then built a machine that carried the note to my friends. \u201cLet\u2019s get going! I was getting bored!\u201d I urged Emmanuel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe French call it Ennui,\u201d chuckled Emmanuel as he led me to the rift he used.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was enjoying the clean air of the Shire. After Sauron and Saruman stayed on with Shocker Rift, Mordor was left empty. Gondor easily claimed it and made it into something better. Frodo enjoys his life as a former Ring-bearer, although the wound he received from Weathertop still smarted. There was peace in Middle-Earth, a peace long enjoyed by all races. The Elves no longer saw a reason to move to the Undying Lands. I was enjoying a pipe of Longbottom Leaf, a favorite of Merry. I then heard footsteps coming towards me, the footsteps of someone of the race of Men. Hobbit footsteps are highly distinctive. I turned around to see an old friend from the Vortech Wars approach me. \u201cGood Morning, Young Hiroki,\u201d I called. Hiroki arched an eyebrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d he asked. \u201cDo you wish me a good morning; or mean that it&#8217;s a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201c&#8230;I can see why Bilbo paused after I said that 60 years ago,\u201d I muttered. \u201cIn any case, his answer\u2019s the same as mine, all of them at once. And a very fine morning for a pipe of tobacco out of doors.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI would join you in just contemplating the scenery,\u201d replied Hiroki, reminding me that he doesn\u2019t smoke, \u201cbut I\u2019m afraid I have pressing business that requires your help. We think we\u2019ve found Shocker Rift.\u201d At that point, I became alarmed. Not wanting to show it on my face, I emptied my pipe and accepted Hiroki\u2019s help in standing back up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI presume your sister sent you,\u201d I guessed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cExactly,\u201d confirmed Hiroki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was still getting used to that new&#8230;\u201cRider Check-in\u201d that Sento had made. It\u2019s a social media platform for Kamen Riders. I could never seem to get it to sync with my phone. As I was fiddling, I heard the familiar \u201cYEE!\u201d of a Shocker Combatman. I then heard a crowd screaming in terror and saw the crowd running from an old Shocker Monster I once fought, Shiomaneking, a fiddler-crab based cyborg with a massive claw for a left hand. \u201cWhy do YOU always come back?!\u201d I snapped when I saw him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShocker obviously sees a use for me, Takeshi Hongo!\u201d laughed Shiomaneking. He commanded various Combatmen to attack. I knocked a few aside, then put my left fist to my hip as I thrust my right arm to the other side. I slowly rotated the arm to the right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cRider&#8230;\u201d I began. I then closed my right hand and placed it at my hip while thrusting my left arm to the right. The shield around my belt opened as the fan started turning. \u201cHENSHIN!\u201d I called. I jumped and the suit formed, changing me into Kamen Rider Ichig\u014d, the first Kamen Rider! I knocked more Combatmen aside and went straight for Shiomaneking. He fired his flammable foam, almost setting me on fire, but I rolled out of the way. Shiomaneking raised his claw, ready to strike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHENSHIN!\u201d announced a voice. We looked up to see Touch\u00e9 tackle him. She then got him into a headlock. \u201cKonnichiwa!\u201d (Hello!) she called.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cKonnichiwa, Touch\u00e9-san,\u201d I returned. \u201cSocial call?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI wish!\u201d replied Touch\u00e9. \u201cWhat animal is this guy based off of?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThe fiddler-crab,\u201d I answered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMmm, crab!\u201d she sighed. \u201cReally good with butter. Now, I\u2019ve only heard of people keeping fiddler-crabs as pets, so I guess this mook won\u2019t be good.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYOU\u2019RE INSANE, GAIJIN!\u201d (foreigner) shouted Shiomaneking as he broke the hold and flung Touch\u00e9 aside. Touch\u00e9 had her foil out in ranged mode and fired, keeping Shiomaneking from regaining balance.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMy turn!\u201d I called as I leapt into the air. I then stuck my foot out. \u201cRIDER KICK!\u201d I shouted as my foot connected with Shiomaneking. He started sparking as I landed behind him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShocker Gundan BANZAI!\u201d (Long live the Shocker army!) he proclaimed before exploding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWow, he was THAT dedicated to the cause,\u201d muttered Touch\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd this isn\u2019t the first time I\u2019ve beaten him,\u201d I remarked as we cancelled our transformations. Emily\u2019s dress expanded as her armor disappeared and she adjusted her hairpiece. \u201cLast time I fought him was with Takeru. Even then, he fought him with a Super Sentai team, Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger, (Animal Squadron Beast King Ranger) I believe they were called.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMuch as I\u2019d like to hear about past Kamen Rider battles,\u201d interjected Emily, \u201cI\u2019m afraid we don\u2019t have the time. Like I said, this isn\u2019t a social call. Shocker Rift is making a move. Want to fight them like old times?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDelighted,\u201d I replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThen, let\u2019s go!\u201d cheered Emily as she led me to the rift.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cReport,\u201d I ordered from the saucer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSources located,\u201d reported Dalek Drone 2248292.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cProjections indicate,\u201d supplied Metalran, \u201cthat key forces will reveal where the sources are.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd the journey through Hell?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYEE!\u201d (The girl has been located!) reported a Combatman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cExcellent,\u201d I praised. Igura then entered the bridge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThe device is prepared,\u201d she reported.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMore good news,\u201d I replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBattle computer estimates an 87.4% chance,\u201d called Dalek Drone 2248292, \u201cthat the Vortex Riders will intervene.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIf I know Megumi,\u201d I countered, \u201cwe can, at least, up that to 97.3%. However, I give you my word, there\u2019s a 0% chance of victory for her!\u201d I activated the comms to the transporter. \u201cSauron, proceed to conquer 5-P-L-4-T-0-0-N! Dalek Drone 8872345, move off to D-1-5-N-3-Y! Joker, proceed to T-3-4-M-F-0-R-T-R-3-5-5-2! Cybermen, you\u2019re cleared for 5-4-1-L-0-R-M-0-0-N! Once Hell\u2019s been cleared, she will&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDanger!\u201d warned Dalek Drone 2248292. \u201cDanger! Target is stronger than believed!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYEE! YEE!\u201d (ALERT! HEATHER IS SLAUGHTERING HER WAY OUT OF HELL!) reported the Combatman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMore than that, she\u2019s flown by our fleet!\u201d called Igura. \u201cShe\u2019s caused an energy shockwave! This fleet is now in danger!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSpatio-temporal feedback building!\u201d warned Dalek Drone 2248292. \u201cTwo of our ships have been destroyed! Three more losing hull integrity!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAdvise our base that Heather has gone rogue!\u201d I ordered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYEE!\u201d (At once!) called the Combatman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cDeploy an escape rift!\u201d I ordered Dalek Drone 2248292. \u201cActivate full shielding and advise the remainder of the fleet to do the same!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI obey!\u201d obliged Dalek Drone 2248292.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOrder all forces to hold off on conquest until we\u2019re at a safer location!\u201d I directed Igura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYes, Great Leader,\u201d she replied as she relayed the instructions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cEscape rift passes through shockwave,\u201d reported Dalek 2248292. \u201cStability not guaranteed!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThree more ships gone!\u201d reported Igura. \u201cfive more failing in hull integrity!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAdvise the remaining ship to follow us,\u201d I ordered. Dalek Drone 2248292 transmitted the instructions to the remaining ship.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYEE!\u201d (Escape rift collapsing behind us!) called the Combatman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIncrease speed!\u201d I ordered. A transmission from the last ship came through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cTrapped in rift!\u201d called the Dalek on the other end. \u201cAlert! ALERT! GYAAAGH!\u201d The ship was destroyed as we escaped to our base.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cReport!\u201d I barked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cHull integrity at 75%,\u201d called Dalek Drone 2248292. \u201cWe are the only survivor of Heather\u2019s journey past us.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat kind of rage is she packing?!\u201d yelped Igura.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYEE! YEE!\u201d (Her trajectory has been calculated. She\u2019s making a beeline to 5-U-P-3-R-M-4-R-1-0.) reported the Combatman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cEven though she\u2019s going to the universe we want her to be in, she\u2019s most likely too focused on Emily,\u201d I muttered. \u201cInform the invasion forces that we proceed as normal.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI obey!\u201d obliged Dalek Drone 2248292. It transmitted the necessary instructions to our invasion forces. If Heather manages to bungle this, no biggie. We\u2019ll still have that universe\u2019s source in our grasp. More stable than a Foundation Element.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYour Majesty?\u201d asked Turretorg as he entered my office. I turned to him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cIs there any word?\u201d I quizzed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo, Ma\u2019am,\u201d replied Turretorg. I groaned in desperation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe were supposed to hear back from them over two hours ago,\u201d I muttered. \u201cAre we receiving ANYTHING?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWe got OUR communications systems up,\u201d reported Turretorg. \u201cWe just received a signal from each ship. They\u2019re delayed, of course, but we\u2019re gotten readings from the ships and their crews.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cAnd my call to After Academy?\u201d I inquired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cX-PO already made them AND the Vortex Riders aware of the situation,\u201d explained Turretorg. \u201cDuring the little security blackout an hour ago, he snuck in and stole the documents relating to this problem.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019d turn him into scrap for that,\u201d I snarled, \u201cbut we don\u2019t have the time. 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