While the ladies and gentlemen that made up Coilzette, William, and Ssylphiel\u2019s harems engaged in a bit of school scenarios, it was all just an act. The people making up the harem would see their respective god or goddess to discuss \u201cextra credit\u201d. The only person actually doing something school related was Bea as she was still a teenager. Her project\u2026kind of made her grandparents and mother scratch their heads. Coilzette had just put on her sexy teacher outfit and was slithering to the classroom to play with two of her harem when she saw Bea talking to one of the men in her harem. \u201cSo, how much do you say Grandma Coilzette weighs?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI never bothered asking Mistress her weight, Miss Bea,\u201d he replied. \u201cThat\u2019s too much of a minefield for me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c1,500 talans,\u201d said Coilzette as she approached them. \u201cBut very wise on you, Hayden, on not asking me directly.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThanks, Grandma!\u201d replied Bea as she wrote down the numbers and slithered off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Why did she need to know that?\u201d mused Coilzette. She then smirked at Hayden. \u201cYou know, that COULD be what helps your grade.\u201d She guided Hayden into the classroom, now getting into the role.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cM-my grade, Miss Goldcoil?\u201d asked Hayden, doing the same.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
William had brought out the glasses for his teacher getup. He overheard that the glasses enhanced his physique as well as the turtleneck sweater that left little to the imagination when it came to his muscles. He tutted when he spoke with the student in this scenario. \u201cI must say, I\u2019m disappointed,\u201d he said as he brought out a report card. \u201cA D in your math class? Shame, shame, Bobby.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBut Mr. Goldcoil,\u201d replied Bobby, \u201cI need to pass this class! What can I do?!\u201d Before William could answer, there was a knock on the door. The two men growled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNever fails!\u201d grumbled William. \u201cOne sec, I need to take this.\u201d He opened the classroom door to reveal Bea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSorry to interrupt, Grandpa, but I need to speak with Bobby, given his background,\u201d explained Bea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMy background?\u201d asked Bobby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAs a hunter. Bobby, how many anchor points would be needed to hold down an angry 1,500 talan animal?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDepends on the animal, but about 13 anchor points ought to do you if you got the right magic rope.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThanks!\u201d Bea slithered off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026You know, my brother Hayden said she asked your wife about her weight for some odd reason,\u201d remarked Bobby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd Coilzette IS 1,500 talans, so Bea is being oddly specific,\u201d said William. He then resumed the act. \u201cNow, if you applied that kind of reasoning to your math, you might be passing by now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ssylphiel and her student, Beth, had had a wild time of extra credit. Their clothes were disheveled and Ssylphiel managed to keep her glasses on. \u201cMy, my,\u201d she cooed. \u201cYou were eager to get extra credit. Keep seeing me after school and your grade will be a nice, fat A.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTh-Thank you, Miss Goldcoil!\u201d panted Beth. They then heard a knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMust be another student,\u201d purred Ssylphiel. \u201cYou wait right there.\u201d She checked through the door\u2019s window\u2026and saw Bea. She poked her head out. \u201cBea, what are you doing here?\u201d she hissed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSorry, Mama, but I need to speak to you or Beth about interrogation,\u201d replied Bea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cInterrogation?\u201d asked Ssylphiel. \u201c\u2026You know what, come on in.\u201d She let Bea into the room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMiss Bea!\u201d yelped Beth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cJust getting some answers,\u201d said Bea. \u201cBeth, Mama, you two did interrogations together, right?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDuring the war with Orkalist, yes,\u201d replied Beth. \u201cYour mother did the interrogation, and I did the aftercare.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPerfect! What\u2019s the maximum amount of time you can interrogate someone?\u201d asked Bea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cInterrogations were never conducted with the safety of the subject in mind,\u201d answered Beth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAh! THAT is good to know! I\u2019ll just find the right whip and-!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBea!\u201d barked Ssylphiel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, Mama?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s going on here?! You asked Grandma Coilzette how much she weighed, you asked a member of Grandpa William\u2019s harem about anchor points, now you asked me and Beth about interrogation! Is this what you decided your school project is? Because if so, you need to pick something more SFW, especially for a public-school setting!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, no!\u201d replied Bea. \u201cThis is personal stuff concerning a 1,000 talan Troll classmate of mine. He decided it would be funny to put more than the necessary salt in my cookies and I\u2019m just trying to let him know that what he did wasn\u2019t a good idea.\u201d She created a small lightning orb and wiggled her eyebrows. As she slithered out, Ssylphiel and Beth stared in shock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026The more I raise her,\u201d muttered Ssylphiel, \u201cthe more I learn how sadistic a bunny person can be.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, we all learned something today,\u201d remarked Beth. \u201cCookies are off limits concerning pranking her.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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