The five landed on the balcony of Capsule Corp and lined up. They then performed a routine starting from the ends of the line and working towards the middle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019M RECOOME!\u201d shouted the first, a humanoid with a peanut-shaped head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI am\u2026BURTER!\u201d announced the second, a blue, lizard-like alien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI\u2019M JEICE!\u201d introduced the third, a crimson-skinned humanoid with long, white hair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGULDO!\u201d said the fourth, a squat, green person with a large eye on each side of his comparatively large head with a normal face in the center.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGINYU!\u201d finished the last, a bull-like humanoid. The five then performed a group pose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWE ARE THE GINYU FORCE!\u201d they all said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Go Go Power Rangers,\u201d muttered William.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Ginyu,\u201d Goku whispered to himself as he seemed deep in thought. \u201c\u2026I swear I heard that name before.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou know, I think I\u2019ve heard about you lot,\u201d said the Doctor, \u201cbut I thought\u2026well, you met your maker.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThey DID, Doctor!\u201d gulped Bulma. \u201cOn Namek! They worked for that evil scumbag, Frieza, and-!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh yeah!\u201d remembered Goku. \u201cThey\u2019re the guys with the silly poses!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSILLY?!\u201d argued Jeice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMuch as I would like to catch up,\u201d hissed Ginyu, \u201cwe\u2019re going to need the Dragon Radar. As I understand it, a Miss Bulma Briefs designed it to key in on the electromagnetic pulse of an active Dragon Ball.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat\u2019s DOCTOR Briefs to you!\u201d snapped Bulma. \u201cAnd you\u2019re not getting it, you body-snatching freak!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAh, that\u2019s right, YOU\u2019RE that same Bulma! I remember possessing you!\u201d purred Ginyu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat happened to your old purple body?\u201d asked Goku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDead on Namek, thanks to YOU, Son Goku!\u201d replied Ginyu. \u201cNow, will you be surrendering the Dragon Radar, or shall my men and I indulge in some exercise?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd by that,\u201d called Jeice, \u201che doesn\u2019t mean lifting-!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThank you, Mr. Brenchian,\u201d interrupted the Doctor, \u201cwe all got your Captain\u2019s message. Now, surely we can come to some arrangement. What would your master want the Dragon Radar for?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, he had to wait a few times to use the Namekian Dragon Balls to get us all back,\u201d replied Guldo, \u201cbut it was worth it! Now with Earth\u2019s Dragon Balls-!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGuldo!\u201d snapped Ginyu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhy would Frieza want the Dragon Balls this time?!\u201d demanded Goku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd what ARE Dragon Balls?\u201d asked William.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI think I\u2019ve heard of them before, but\u2026the knowledge eludes me,\u201d remarked the Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSeven orbs capable of summoning a dragon that can grant desires exactly as the one who gathered them wants,\u201d explained Rassilon. \u201cDescended from what we call the Zalama Planets or the Super Dragon Balls according to the locals.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe Zalama Planets?\u201d asked the Doctor. \u201cThey\u2019re just a myth.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThey\u2019re as real as the Key to Time, Doctor,\u201d replied Whis. \u201cOnly life-forms that could be considered gods can use them, but smaller Zalama Planets, or Dragon Balls, can be used by mortals. Each set of seven has their limits and it seems Frieza was patient enough to use the three wishes of the Namekian Dragon Balls twice to resurrect these clowns.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThen Goku\u2019s question is rather pertinent, what would this Frieza want with this planet\u2019s Dragon Balls?\u201d mused the Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI see there are five pairs of idle hands here,\u201d came the voice of an upper-class sadistic businessman. A pod floated down with a humanoid alien inside. Though the only humanoid things about it were the two legs, the five-fingered hands, and the face with a nose, mouth, and eyes like a human. The alien had a long tail, pink arms with white bone gauntlets, armor on his chest with shoulder-pauldrons jutting out, a smooth purple scalp plate, and a pair of straight horns jutting out in opposite directions from the sides of his head. The Doctor goggled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Oh\u2026So HE\u2019S Frieza,\u201d she muttered. \u201cThat\u2026well, not going to lie, that puts a damper on things.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLord Frieza, I assure you,\u201d said Ginyu, \u201cwe\u2019re not being idle!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThen why, pray tell-?\u201d Frieza then spotted Whis. \u201c\u2026Ah, being appropriately cautious. My mistake.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNice to see you again, Frieza,\u201d greeted Whis. \u201cPerhaps you can tell us why you need the Dragon Balls here?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, it\u2019s not just the Dragon Balls,\u201d replied Frieza. \u201cYou see, YOU shall help me in a great experiment. I already have Lord Beerus with me and-.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat\u2019s twice I\u2019ve heard Beerus\u2019 name,\u201d said Rassilon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, he IS our universe\u2019s God of Destruction,\u201d replied Goku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cARE YOU KIDDING ME, WHIS?!\u201d Rassilon protested at Whis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, who else was I going to pick, since you didn\u2019t measure up?\u201d asked Whis. \u201cSkalvus?\u201d At that, Frieza laughed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSo a former candidate for this universe\u2019s God of Destruction has come!\u201d he said. \u201cI must say, it\u2019s quite humorous to see a human flail around as they continue to have ideas above their station!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAbove you, Frieza?\u201d asked the Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cClassy,\u201d scoffed Frieza. \u201cGinyu, take them all up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, Lord Frieza!\u201d replied Ginyu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everyone was taken aboard the ship and led to a lab. \u201c\u2026Doctor, how many species use saucer-shaped ships?\u201d asked William.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, quite a lot,\u201d replied the Doctor. \u201cAstrans, Adipose, the Daleks, hell, us Time Lords did at one point.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOnly our prototype TARDIS\u2019 were saucer-shaped,\u201d remarked Rassilon. \u201cThat was before we made the chameleon circuit. \u2026Speaking of which, aren\u2019t you ever going to fix yours?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI tried once,\u201d said the Doctor. \u201cI prefer the blue box. Besides, the old girl likes it anyways.\u201d Rassilon rolled her eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAh, here we are!\u201d called Frieza. Inside the lab was a table with various wires attached to a subject. The person looked like an anthropomorphic hairless cat with purple skin, wearing a predominantly black, blue, and gold Egyptian-looking outfit that exposed how skinny he was.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBeerus!\u201d called Goku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt\u2019s not often Lord Beerus is caught napping,\u201d remarked Whis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh? Has he changed his ways?\u201d asked Rassilon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Perhaps I SHOULD rephrase that,\u201d mused Whis. \u201cSo, what\u2019s this experiment of yours?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cA simple theory on whether or not creation energy and hakai energy can be blended together to one\u2019s own ends,\u201d replied Frieza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou can\u2019t be serious,\u201d scoffed the Doctor. \u201cThose are two sides of the coin that makes up the universe, they CAN\u2019T be blended.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNot without a certain\u2026channel, shall we say?\u201d chuckled Frieza. \u201cThat\u2019s where an Angel like Whis comes in.\u201d Whis giggled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI must say, Lord Frieza, that IS ambitious,\u201d he said. \u201cBut how, pray tell, do you intend to sedate me long enough?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWell, for one thing, Whis\u2026you haven\u2019t checked your halo,\u201d smirked Frieza. Whis blinked and looked at his halo. On either side seemed to be clamps attached to wires. Frieza pressed a button and energy surged through Whis, putting him into painful convulsions. Frieza then pulled out a strange headpiece with a red eye lens covering his right eye. He pressed a button on the headpiece and smirked as readings flashed on the lens. \u201cAnd there it goes! Your power level is dropping to that of a mortal! Same technique I used with Beerus here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou cease that vile experiment at once!\u201d demanded Rassilon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGinyu, that woman\u2019s power level is higher than your current body\u2019s,\u201d directed Frieza. \u201cShut her up.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWith pleasure, Lord Frieza!\u201d replied Ginyu. He then grabbed Rassilon and made her face him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat are you going to do?!\u201d demanded William.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGinyu, NO!\u201d shouted Goku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCHANGE NOW!\u201d announced Ginyu. Rassilon was frozen, almost petrified, as a spectral image of Ginyu entered Rassilon\u2019s body. Ginyu\u2019s body then collapsed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThis is bad!\u201d gulped Goku. \u201cHe\u2019s changed bodies with her!\u201d Rassilon\u2019s face then formed a grin\u2026and she made a ridiculous pose!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAnd here we have it!\u201d she announced\u2026or rather, HE announced. It wasn\u2019t Rassilon talking, it was Ginyu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat are you trying to do, you creep?!\u201d shouted Bulma. \u201cYou let Rassilon go right now or-!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHold on, what did you say that name was?\u201d asked Frieza, his tone reaching icy levels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cShe\u2019s Rassilon! A\u2026what did she and the Doctor say they were\u2026A Time King from Bramble-dee!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026That\u2019s Time LORD of Gallifrey,\u201d corrected the Doctor. \u201cI\u2019m surprised you didn\u2019t run a bio-scan, Frieza. Or check to see if a TARDIS was in the vicinity of Capsule Corp.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026You\u2019re lying through your teeth, Madam!\u201d hissed Frieza. \u201cThe Time Lords are dead! The-!\u201d At that moment, Ginyu clutched his new head in pain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cL-Lord Frieza!\u201d he said. \u201cS-Something\u2019s-!\u201d At that moment, an angry snarl crossed the face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGET OUT OF MY HEAD, YOU PARASITE!\u201d That\u2026was NOT Ginyu!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOf course!\u201d realized the Doctor. \u201cRassilon\u2019s mental control over her own body is greater! No one can possess a Time Lord like that, especially not the Founder of Time Lord Society!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Gentlemen, scan for a TARDIS in the vicinity,\u201d Frieza ordered his men. \u201cIf this woman is telling the truth, then the Daleks missed a spot as I did with the Saiyans!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cFrieza, I would advise against stopping us,\u201d urged the Doctor. \u201cWe have a quest to complete and-!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLord Frieza, there IS a TARDIS!\u201d called an alien. \u201cSpecifically, the one that looks like a blue box!\u201d An image of the TARDIS appeared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDoctor!\u201d gulped Amy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026So, you\u2019re this so-called Doctor?\u201d asked Frieza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026I was a bit of a mustached old man when we met, but yes,\u201d replied the Doctor. \u201cI believe it was the Battle of Planet Frost.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSo it IS you, Doctor!\u201d hissed Frieza. \u201cOh, I\u2019ll take great pleasure in finishing what the Daleks started!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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