\u201cTiki Tong, open your head!\u201d ordered King K. Rool. \u201cIt\u2019s time to flatten the Kongs and the other mammals!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYes, Master,\u201d mumbled Tiki Tong as the crown on his head opened. The Kremlings then threw the bananas they gathered into him until he was full to the brim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNow, close your head! Regain your full power!\u201d directed King K. Rool. Tiki Tong spun, then his commanders floated to him, grouping into two groups, one of three, the other of four. Tiki Tong then stopped spinning and spewed golden goop all over his commanders. They then formed into two balls, then the goop evaporated to reveal two floating hands! \u201cNow, DESTROY DONKEY KONG AND HIS MEDDLESOME MORONIC MATES!\u201d shouted King K. Rool. Tiki Tong roared and swung his new hands at Donkey Kong. Everyone rolled out of the way. Donkey Kong then saw a button on one of the hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThey\u2019re still there!\u201d he said. \u201cGuys, there\u2019s a big button on each hand and one in the middle of his crown! We gotta hit the buttons on his hands twice and the one on his head three times!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSeems rather convoluted, but all right!\u201d replied the Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI DON\u2019T THINK SO!\u201d shouted King K. Rool as he attacked Donkey Kong with his claws. \u201cI won\u2019t have you spoil this plan, you Feather-brained Fathead! I\u2019ll destroy you, then I\u2019ll set my sights on the Banandium Root!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, for the love of-! What for?!\u201d asked Donkey Kong. \u201cYou still wanna turn the world into overripe banana mush?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat\u2019s the only meal fit for a king!\u201d retorted King K. Rool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNot happening!\u201d snarled Donkey Kong. He and King K. Rool then began their fight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meanwhile, Diddy Kong dropped Amy onto one of Tiki Tong\u2019s hands, giving her the opening she needed to slam her hammer down onto the button. The hand cracked and Tiki Tong felt that! \u201cARGH! YOU PINK AND BLACK MENACE!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cA nice bit of variety,\u201d replied Amy as she jumped off. \u201cUsually I\u2019m called a pink and red menace, among other colorful insults.\u201d Tiki Tong raised his hands, ready to smash them onto her like one does with a fly. Amy leapt out of the way as Diddy Kong fired one of his peanut guns on the button Amy hit. The hand was reduced to splinters and Tiki Tong got madder! He tried slamming his fist on the ground, then his fist got stuck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSheesh! Donkey Kong pulled less of a tantrum when he was a kid!\u201d grumbled Cranky Kong as he whacked his cane against the button. The hand cracked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou know, considering how old I am,\u201d snarled Tiki Tong, \u201cI think a young\u2019un like you needs to learn how to respect his elders!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDo something to deserve it first,\u201d replied Lurra Rus as she jumped onto Tiki Tong\u2019s hand and pressed the button. The hand exploded and Tiki Tong roared in fury! He started slamming himself onto the floor, chin first! That kind of mess was causing the Kremlings to be tossed around and making King K. Rool miss!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSTOP RAGING, YOU BLITHERING-!\u201d Donkey Kong saw his chance! He slammed his fist right into King K. Rool\u2019s head, sending him spinning and making him land on the button in the middle of Tiki Tong\u2019s crown. Tiki Tong roared again and started spewing fireballs!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTwo more times, then I can really get started!\u201d said the Doctor as she fiddled with the sonic screwdriver.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDoctor, please tell me you\u2019re being clever!\u201d called Amy as she dodged a few fireballs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTrust me, I am!\u201d replied the Doctor. She continued working on the screwdriver as Tiki Tong hovered over her. She saw the shadow and looked up. \u201cSweet Sash of Rassilon!\u201d she yelped as she rolled out of the way just in time! Tiki Tong slammed the ground, then Diddy Kong picked up Cranky Kong and the two flew up into the air before Diddy Kong cut the power to his jetpack. The two Kongs fell onto the button on Tiki Tong\u2019s head, then leapt off. Tiki Tong roared again and floated menacingly over the Kongs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cBah! Toothless and useless, that sad doltish piece of driftwood!\u201d scoffed King K. Rool. He then swung a punch at Donkey Kong. Donkey Kong grabbed the Kremling King\u2019s fist and jumped into the air, then threw King K. Rool onto the button so hard, it pressed and Tiki Tong roared as he exploded. The force of the explosion almost blew the Doctor out of the totem! Amy and Diddy Kong helped the Doctor back up as the Doctor finished with setting the sonic screwdriver. She then pointed it upwards and pressed the button while putting a hand on her head. She then concentrated as the sonic screwdriver played the Tiki Tak Tribe\u2019s hypnosis music! As the Tiki Tak Commanders and Tiki Tong rebuilt themselves, their eyes swirled and they fell to the floor, asleep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThere we go!\u201d cheered the Doctor. \u201cI\u2019ve used their own music against them. They\u2019ll be sleeping until they realize that what they did was wrong. Meanwhile, the Totem Tower will sink into the volcano and the Tiki Tak Tribe will never bother anyone again!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026So how do WE get out?!\u201d asked Lurra Rus. The Doctor blinked\u2026then realized she forgot the escape part of her plan!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh dear!\u201d she gulped. Donkey Kong then grabbed her and Amy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCranky! Diddy! Get Lurra Rus!\u201d called Donkey Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCOME BACK HERE, YOU BRAINLESS BARBARIAN!\u201d shouted King K. Rool. Donkey Kong threw Amy onto his back, then punched King K. Rool so hard, he sailed out of the tower and beyond the island\u2019s shores. The Kongs then took their visitors and leapt out of the tower as it sank into the lava!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Doctor and her friends landed at the base of the volcano and looked up to see the top of the totem tower sink below the volcano\u2019s rim. The totem finally disappeared into the lava. The group watched for a bit, then looked around. Donkey Kong grinned, then pounded his chest and howled a victory howl. \u201cAnd that, as they say, is that!\u201d said the Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat about King K. Rool?\u201d asked Lurra Rus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAh, that crazy croc\u2019ll be licking his wounds now that his plan failed,\u201d replied Cranky Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIn the meantime, the bananas are safe again!\u201d cheered Donkey Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIt always comes down to bananas with you, doesn\u2019t it?\u201d grumbled Cranky Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The gang returned to the TARDIS and the Doctor unlocked the door. \u201cWell, this HAS been fun,\u201d she said, \u201cbut we must dash.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHey, before you go!\u201d called Donkey Kong. He then brought three bunches of bananas to the TARDIS crew. \u201cFrom my own stash!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, thank you, Donkey Kong!\u201d replied Amy. She hugged the big gorilla. Once she finished, Amy entered the TARDIS first with her bunch. \u201cYou two are in for a treat! I say this with no exaggeration that these bananas are the best in the universe!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cSuch ardor!\u201d replied Lurra Rus as she and the Doctor followed Amy into the TARDIS. The doors shut and the TARDIS made its usual take-off noise as its lamp flashed and it vanished from sight while kicking up stray leaves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026Strange woman, that one,\u201d remarked Cranky Kong. His stomach then growled. \u201cDang it, now I could use some bananas!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI thought you\u2019d say that!\u201d chuckled Donkey Kong. He pulled out three more bunches. \u201cAnd I brought your chair and blanket.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAh, so you\u2019re FINALLY taking care of your elders, huh?\u201d chuckled Cranky Kong as he was helped to his rocking chair. He spread the blanket over his legs and pulled a banana from his bunch. He then peeled his banana. Donkey and Diddy Kong did the same, then Donkey and Cranky saw how Diddy opened his.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026What are you doing?\u201d asked Donkey Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026I\u2019m\u2026peeling my banana,\u201d replied a confused Diddy Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo, why did you open it like our less\u2026talky cousins?\u201d pressed Donkey Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhy does it matter how I open it?\u201d asked Diddy Kong. \u201cIt tastes the same.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThat may be, kiddo,\u201d replied Cranky Kong, \u201cbut you\u2019re starting with that little black piece!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLittle black\u2026oh!\u201d realized Diddy Kong. \u201cThat\u2019s just what\u2019s left of the flower!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou know, given you and Dixie Kong\u2019s frequent dates, I\u2019m not entirely surprised,\u201d remarked Cranky Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cIf it bothers you that much,\u201d scoffed Diddy Kong, \u201chow would you like me to eat my banana?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAny way but how you\u2019re doing it would probably be okay with us,\u201d replied Donkey Kong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cFine then!\u201d Diddy Kong then turned his banana sideways and bit into it! Donkey and Cranky Kong blinked, then Donkey Kong rushed into his hut and picked up a banana-themed rotary phone. He dialed a number.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCome on, Pauline, pick up!\u201d he urged. The person on the other end picked up. \u201c\u2026Yeah, I know it\u2019s early morning in New Donk City, but I need your help with Diddy! \u2026Look, just send the New Donk National Guard to Kong Island, okay! This is a matter of international security! \u2026I said what I said, Kiddo!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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