\u201cWho ARE those two?\u201d asked the Second Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI presume the fat one is Peg Leg Pete,\u201d remarked the Fourth Doctor. \u201cBut the little fellow, I\u2019m not too sure about.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLITTLE FELLOW?!\u201d shouted the cowboy. \u201cI\u2019M YOSEMITE SAM! THE ROOTENIST TOOTENIST MEANEST HOMBRE WHAT PACKED A SIX-SHOOTER THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, a gun aficionado,\u201d said the present Doctor. \u201cHow quaint.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cQUAINT?!\u201d Yosemite Sam leveled his pistols at her. \u201cYOU\u2019VE GOT FIVE SECONDS TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LADY, BEFORE I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cEveryone, when I say \u2018run\u2019,\u201d directed the Second Doctor, \u201cyou run.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhich incarnation?\u201d asked Mickey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhichever says it first,\u201d replied the Second Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cTIME\u2019S UP!\u201d shouted Yosemite Sam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cRUN!\u201d warned the present Doctor. Everyone ran with Amy and Bugs running with the Second Doctor while Lurra Rus and Mickey ran with the Fourth Doctor. \u201cCOME BACK HERE, YA ORNERY-!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhy waste time with those pipsqueaks?\u201d asked Pete. \u201cWe\u2019ve got a bigger prize here!\u201d Pete reached for the door and tried to open it\u2026but the doors weren\u2019t moving! They were locked!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOne of them galoots probably got the key!\u201d grumbled Yosemite Sam. \u201cYou go after the mouse and his compadres, I\u2019ll go after Bugs and his gang!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cJust a minute, tiny!\u201d snapped Pete as he picked up the cowboy. \u201cI\u2019M the one in charge here! I\u2019LL make the decisions! You go after the rabbit and his buddies, I\u2019ll go after Mickey\u2019s group!\u201d He dropped Yosemite Sam and ran off after Mickey\u2019s group. Yosemite Sam grumbled as he went off after Bugs and his group.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mickey led the Fourth Doctor and Lurra Rus through the Magic Kingdom, running into Adventureland. \u201cWe have to get higher somehow!\u201d said Lurra Rus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHigher?\u201d mused Mickey. He then spotted the Magic Carpet ride. \u201c\u2026Well, we COULD blame any damage on Pete, though park maintenance will be grumbling all the while.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI think I know how to bait that trap,\u201d said the Fourth Doctor with a grin as he dashed to one of the carpets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDoctor?!\u201d yelped Mickey.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cA TARDIS key! Of course!\u201d realized Lurra Rus. \u201c\u2026But surely she changed the lock.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, I\u2019m sure she did,\u201d replied the Fourth Doctor. \u201cBut Pete doesn\u2019t know that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cLurra, you may want to get in line,\u201d suggested Mickey. \u201cAnd Doctor, I hope you can jump.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNaturally,\u201d said the Fourth Doctor. He then made it onto one of the carpets as Lurra Rus started a line while Mickey went to the ride operator\u2019s booth. Pete arrived just in time and was about to shove his way past.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHEY!\u201d called Lurra Rus. \u201cDon\u2019t you know there\u2019s a line?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAh, quit squawking!\u201d scoffed Pete. \u201cI gots a fast pass!\u201d He actually scanned a wristband! Mickey shrugged as he let Pete on. Pete then boarded one of the carpets and Mickey started the ride. The carpets spun around the main mechanism, then the Fourth Doctor stood up and jumped off. As Pete was about to do the same, the ride began to spin faster and faster! \u201cHEY! WAIT! WAIT!\u201d shouted Pete in a panic as the carpets became a blur! \u201cSTOP THE RIDE! I WANNA GET OFF!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026All right, I suppose,\u201d mused Mickey as he hit the emergency brakes. The ride stopped\u2026but physics worked against Pete as he was thrown into a building, then fell to the ground, dizzy and confused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOoh!\u201d winced Lurra Rus as she joined the Fourth Doctor and Mickey in running. \u201cThat\u2019s\u2026gotta hurt!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Second Doctor, Bugs, and Amy were running towards the bridge leading to Cinderella\u2019s castle. They skidded to a stop when they saw the yellow tape blocking their way. \u201cHuh?!\u201d quizzed Bugs. \u201cWhy would the bridge be-?\u201d He saw multiple holes in it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201c\u2026That\u2019s solid stone!\u201d muttered the Second Doctor. \u201cWho would-?\u201d A gunshot interrupted him as a bullet whizzed over his head!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cGOT YA NOW, YA LONG-EARED GALOOT!\u201d called Yosemite Sam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cCome on!\u201d called Amy as she grabbed the Second Doctor and Bug\u2019s hands, running clear across the bridge. The bridge collapsed behind them, trapping Yosemite Sam on the other side. Down in the water, the sound of a clock could be heard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cUh oh!\u201d gulped Bugs. \u201cTick Tock the Crocodile!\u201d Indeed, a crocodile cruised in the water below. Tick Tock saw Yosemite Sam and gave off the usual crocodile hiss.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cAH, SHADDUP!\u201d shouted Yosemite Sam as he clubbed the poor croc with a long wooden pole. He then got an idea and looked for a pole as long as the other. The Second Doctor then spotted tools.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHm\u2026anyone familiar with carpentry?\u201d he pondered with a grin. Bugs and Amy saw the tools, then Amy noticed that Tick Tock had thumbs! A grin crossed her face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMaybe our crocodile friend is,\u201d she said. The Second Doctor and Bugs grinned with her. By then, Yosemite Sam arrived with two poles now converted into stilts!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHA HA!\u201d he cackled. \u201cGOTCHA THIS TIME, YA FLEA-BITTEN VARMINT!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cOh, it seems you outsmarted us!\u201d said Bugs. \u201cOh woe is us! Oh boo the hoo!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cI suppose,\u201d mused the Second Doctor, \u201cyou\u2019d best come here.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDarn skippy I am!\u201d Yosemite Sam then got onto the stilts and began walking through the moat on them with Tick Tock snapping at him uselessly!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHere you are, Tick Tock!\u201d called Amy as she threw the carpentry tools into the moat. Tick Tock gratefully cruised towards the tools, got them, then returned to Yosemite Sam and hissed again. Sam got his club out again and whacked Tick Tock repeatedly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHOW MANY TIMES DO I\u2026HAVE TO TELL YOU\u2026to\u2026shut\u2026up?\u201d Sam faltered when he saw the tools in Tick Tock\u2019s hands! Tick Tock worked furiously in shortening the stilts. Yosemite Sam quickly turned around in an attempt to get back to the other side before Tick Tock shortened the stilts too much, but he was at Tick Tock\u2019s level by the time he reached the edge of the moat. Tick Tock snapped furiously at his potential snack, tearing Sam\u2019s clothes. \u201cPEEEEEEEETE!\u201d shouted Sam as he got out of the moat and ran away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cNo, no, no, Doc,\u201d replied Bugs on the other end. \u201cIt\u2019s SMEEEEEEEE!\u201d He then chuckled to himself. \u201cWhat a maroon!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPst! PST!\u201d came a voice. The group looked to see a woman with long, blood-red hair. \u201cThis way! Your doctor friend said she\u2019s got a show set up!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cYou\u2019re sure?\u201d asked the Second Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPositive!\u201d insisted the red-head. \u201cCome on!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pete and Yosemite Sam met up in Fantasyland, battered and bruised. \u201cImma starting to hate mice as well as rabbits!\u201d grumbled Sam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhere ARE those rodents anyways?!\u201d snarled Pete. \u201cI oughta-!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThere you are!\u201d called the Second Doctor\u2019s voice. He and the Fourth Doctor arrived. \u201cWe were wondering where you got to!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThe show\u2019s about to resume,\u201d explained the Fourth Doctor. \u201cCome along!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWh-show?!\u201d yelped Pete as he and Sam were dragged along. They found themselves on a set with four chairs, two of them occupied by Mickey and Bugs, the audience consisting of all the Disney Princesses, both official or otherwise, as well as their main princes and villains as well as any allies or family. The Second and Fourth Doctor then sat next to Amy and Lurra Rus as the present Doctor sat at a desk with cards in her hands and a buzzer sitting by her right hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cWhat in tarnation-?!\u201d spluttered Sam. Music then played and he and Pete sat down in the empty chairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHello, and welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway<\/em>!\u201d the present Doctor said to a camera. \u201cThe show where everything\u2019s made up and the points don\u2019t matter! If you\u2019re keeping score at home\u2026must be nice having all that free time on your hands. We\u2019re going to finish out tonight\u2019s episode with a game called Props! The idea is that the contestants will divide into two teams and think of as many things as they can with the props I give them and I\u2019ll buzz them in between when I get the idea of what they\u2019re doing. Bugs and Mickey, come and get your props.\u201d Bugs and Mickey got up and were handed a pair of what looked like flat pink horseshoes. \u201cAnd Sam and Pete, come and get your prop.\u201d Sam and Pete got a red cone with red tentacles at the circular base. \u201cAll right then, we\u2019ll start with\u2026Bugs and Mickey. Take it away.\u201d Mickey put the horseshoes near his mouth to emulate a bill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWabbit theathon!\u201d he said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDuck season!\u201d replied Bugs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWabbit theathon!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cDuck season!\u201d The Doctor pressed the buzzer. Pete then put the prop on the floor, pointy end up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWe really should have warned the jester about the quicksand,\u201d he said to Yosemite Sam. The Doctor then buzzed. Bugs then put the horseshoes over his feet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHi, I\u2019m Ryan Stiles!\u201d he said. The Doctor buzzed again. Sam held one of the prop\u2019s tentacles in his mouth and put the rest of it under his arm, playing it like a bagpipe with Pete dancing near him. The Doctor buzzed again. Mickey then formed the horseshoes like a toilet seat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHoney, put the seat down when you\u2019re done!\u201d he snapped at Bugs. The Doctor buzzed again. Sam then held his prop like an ice cream cone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cConsarned heat wave, melting my ice cream!\u201d he complained. The Doctor buzzed again. Bugs and Mickey then held their horseshoes to their waists as if they were pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cThis town ain\u2019t big enough for the two of us!\u201d challenged Mickey with a cowboy drawl. The Doctor buzzed again. Pete then held the prop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cI\u2019m just going to dissect the creature,\u201d he said, \u201cand-!\u201d He then shoved it onto his face and acted like it was a facehugger. The Doctor buzzed repeatedly, triggering the explosive in the prop and making it blow up in Pete\u2019s face! Pete fell onto Sam, unconscious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWe\u2019ll be back with more Whose Line is it Anyway<\/em>! Don\u2019t go away!\u201d finished the Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yosemite Sam and Pete were taken into custody by the authorities a while later. \u201cWell, that was exhilarating!\u201d said the present Doctor as everyone returned to the TARDIS.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cQuite a party!\u201d agreed the Second Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt\u2019s a shame that the party\u2019s over,\u201d remarked the Fourth Doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cWell, I gotta get back on the road,\u201d said Bugs. \u201cIt was nice seeing you again, Doc! Though, I gotta say, one of you is more than enough.\u201d He dug a hole into the ground.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cHey, take my advice!\u201d called Mickey. \u201cAvoid Albuquerque altogether!\u201d He then turned to the Doctor and her team. \u201cIt was nice to finally meet you, Doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAnd you, Mickey,\u201d said the present Doctor. \u201cWe\u2019d best dash. Bye now!\u201d Everyone piled into the TARDIS and it took off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Inside the TARDIS, the present Doctor checked her sonic screwdriver. \u201c\u2026Aha! So that\u2019s where you boys came from! Well, let\u2019s start with the little fellow.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAlways with the short jokes!\u201d grumbled the Second Doctor. He then relaxed and smiled. \u201cStill, it was nice to meet me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cTrue,\u201d remarked the present Doctor, \u201cbut I hope I don\u2019t meet me again.\u201d She pressed a button and the Second Doctor vanished, waving goodbye to everyone. The present Doctor then turned to the Fourth. \u201cYou know, you\u2019ve always been a favorite out of all my incarnations.\u201d The Fourth Doctor flashed his signature grin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt\u2019s been a splendid time, Doctor. Goodbye!\u201d He then vanished as he readjusted his scarf. 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