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Transformers: Mobian Chronicles Transformers: Mobian Chronicles (Arc 4: Loose Ends)

TMC 4-4

For a while, Optimus and his team stood still, then he pulled his gun on Shockwave’s artificial eye. “Try it!” he snarled. “Let’s see how well you conduct experiments with one eye!”

“Then, it seems we’re at an impasse,” observed Shockwave.

“It seems that way,” replied Optimus. “Tell you what, I don’t want us doing something we’ll both regret.”

“And how do you intend to prevent that?” asked Shockwave.

“Simple,” answered Optimus, “We swap stories relating to our… ‘hostages’, then we swap hostages.”

“Let me make sure I understood you,” declared Shockwave. “I tell you why my prosthetic is important to me and you tell me why the axe is important to you, then we exchange the related items?”

“Exactly,” confirmed Optimus. “Then we continue on our way with no one attacking the other.”

“Your proposal…is logical,” conceded Shockwave. “Since you made the proposal, you tell me your story.”

“Very well,” replied Optimus. “It’s an unpleasant part of Pax family history, subject to a little embellishment, as all family history is. Once upon a time, there was a family of three, a mother, a father, and a son, living in a quiet little town on Cybertron. They were a happy family, with the son loving his mother and father just as all children do. He knew of the more…unpleasant aspects of the universe, but he didn’t care, for he loved his parental units and they loved him back. At least, that’s what the mother and son believed. For, you see, the father DIDN’T love them because they were his wife and son, he loved them because of what he planned to do with them. He worshipped the Chaos Bringer, and he loved the Dark One more than his family. When the son entered his adolescent years, the father revealed to his family why he married the mother and why the son was born. While other sects of his church wished to give birth to the Destroyer, or simply live peaceful lives in a pact with the Unmaker, the sect that the father had belonged to had other goals. They didn’t believe that the Devourer should be in this wretched universe, at least not until the unbelievers could be purged. And so, he told his family that loved him very much that their entire purpose in the family was to be drained of their essence so that he could forge weapons that would smite whoever or whatever he so desired, to cleanse the universe of those that didn’t believe to usher in his paradise. So, he tormented the family that loved him, brought about pain and suffering to the mother and son so that they had no strength left, save for their will and mind. All through it, he laughed and was gleeful, even when his family wept and sobbed from what he did to them. He said the same thing over and over; ‘Feel the love of the Dark One! Feel your ascension into the Unmaker’s glory! May the love of the Chaos Bringer guide you! Finally, he began to drain their innermost Energon, the liquid essence of their will, so that the ritual for the weapons could be completed. It was then the mother and son stopped loving the father. They realized that he had never loved them, had never seen them as anything else other than the means to his goals. And they grew very angry and hateful! But, they did as the father wanted, lost everything that they were so that he could have his weapons and kill for the Planet Eater. The mother and son poured all of their rage, all of their hate, all of everything that was held back by their love into those weapons. Every unchecked drop of emotion was placed into the instruments of destruction, it seemed they had put their very Sparks into them. And, when the father tried to pick up the weapons, to use them in his righteous cause, the weapons burned HIM, burned HIS mind, and burned HIS Spark. They plunged his psyche into nightmares too horrible for him to understand, giving reprieve only so it could be snatched up and the haunting of his very being could continue. But, before the father received his final suffering, he asked the weapons ‘why’? Why would they do this to him? He loved his Dark Master, even sacrificing the life of his own family to prove it. And the weapon the son became replied ‘Because YOU were one of my gods! And all I have done, as well as your fellow god, is follow your teachings of love!’ And, with those words etched into his last thoughts, the father descended into madness and death, the weapons laughing in loving devotion.” Optimus’ dark story was finished, and a morbid silence hung in the air.

“By the Allspark!” gasped Jazz.

“I swear, Arcanus never told me that story!” agreed Ironhide as he made the gesture of the Holy Three; the Core, the Allspark, and the Matrix.

“And THESE are those weapons?” asked Shockwave as she indicated the gun in Optimus’ hand and the axe in hers.

“That’s right,” confirmed Optimus. “And you’re holding the mother in your hand. I told my story; you tell me yours! Why is this prosthetic eye so important? Can’t you make another one?”

“Not one like that,” replied Shockwave. “It’s my only connection to home.”

“…You mean, Cybertron?” asked Optimus.

“No, my home colony of Xitra,” corrected Shockwave.

“Xitra?” muttered Optimus. “Wait…you mean, the Lost Colony? Planet X?!”

“Hold on, Planet X was real?!” yelped Bumblebee.

“And it was my home, before our arrogance destroyed it,” answered Shockwave. “In the Early stages of the War, we were the Silicon Valley of the colonies. You could name any piece of technology, and we would have already thought of it, made it, and turned it into something better. We were, primarily, a Functionist paradise. Our alternate modes dictated our lives and we never argued, unless we had a special talent that could please the 12 members of the Functionist Council. My scientific genius attracted their attention, and I was declared Alt-mode Exempt. My alt-mode would have landed me in the military, but I joined the other scientists and helped make Xitra and its technology the best of the colonies. However, Xitra was running low on power, much like Cybertron was. So, we had to find a new source of energy. We found it on our neighboring colony, our rival, Gigantion, Metroplex’s home world. For a while, we held the line and we made great advances to their capital. However, it was not to last. Metroplex used his own powers to make him, his people, and his planet much bigger. With their increased size, Gigantion brought us to a standstill. Because of the advantage they had in size and numbers, we had no choice but to make bigger and better weapons. I had constructed a last resort at the time in an act of desperation; a weapon so powerful, not even I could control it. The Functionist Council gave the go-ahead for it to be used. I argued and pleaded with them not to use it. In response, I was stripped of my Alt-mode Exemption and sent to the front lines with our heavy hitter: Sixshot, our scout: Noisemaze, Soundwave and his drones, and Blaster with his drones. As our shuttle flew to Gigantion, we saw our planet sparking and shaking. I knew what had happened, the Council ordered my weapon, the Master Blaster, to be used. The energy was so powerful, it had to escape my planet rather violently. Xitra was destroyed and my shuttle was ripped apart. When I regained consciousness, Blaster, Sixshot, Soundwave, the drones, and I were floating in space, battered, but alive. As the horror of what I had built hit me, I screamed in anguish and grief, the blackness of space choking out whatever noise was made. As sobs wracked my frame, an invention of mine floated by, a prosthetic eye that I had designed for my father, the one who brought my genius to the Council’s attention. His eye was damaged before our war with Gigantion. Soon, my shuttle-mates regained consciousness and we all landed on an asteroid. When I told the story, we concluded that Noisemaze tried to save us, but lost his life. After a few Solar Cycles, we were picked up by an Autobot shuttle. It was carrying the Allspark from Cybertron to prevent it from ending up in the wrong hands. The drones were sent to examine it and soon, the energies from the Cube flowed through them, granting the drones their own sparks. I then realized how dangerous emotions were, so I went to work for the past 6 million years to keep them under lock and key, at least, until YOU pushed me to the breaking point!” Shockwave then drew in a breath to steady herself. “It was emotions that pushed me to make a final resort, it was emotions that cost me my privilege, and it was emotions that destroyed my home.” Her story was finished.

“So, Blaster, Soundwave, Sixshot, and the Autobot and Decepticon cassettes are survivors too,” whispered Optimus. “…My condolences.”

“Spare me,” dismissed Shockwave. “Now, I told you my story. How do you propose we swap our respective items?”

“We toss them to each other at the same time,” answered Optimus.

“Very well,” agreed Shockwave. “On three?”

“On three,” confirmed Optimus. “One.”

“Two,” counted Shockwave.

“THREE!” said both bots. Soon, they tossed their items so that Optimus got his axe back and Shockwave got her prosthetic eye back. She put it back into her eye socket.

“Metal Sonic, we are leaving,” called Shockwave.

“53 68 6f 63 6b 77 61 76 65 2c 20 79 6f 75 20 6d 61 6c 66 75 6e 63 74 69 6f 6e 69 6e 67 20 70 69 65 63 65 20 6f 66 20 6a 75 6e 6b 21” roared Metal Sonic in Hexadecimal tones.

“Enough,” dismissed Shockwave. “We will fight another day.” She jumped off Metroplex and transformed when she landed. Metal Sonic glared at the Autobots before flying after her.

“Good riddance to bad Xitran rubbish!” rumbled Metroplex’s voice over the intercom. “Farewell, wee friends!”

“Farewell, Metroplex,” bid Optimus. “Teletraan, bring us back to base.”

“You got it,” confirmed Teletraan. The assault team was beamed away.


Optimus sat in his office in normal robot mode, pondering over the day’s events. He heard the door chime. “Come in,” he called, welcoming a distraction. Prowl came in.

“Tails just started coming up with ideas to make an Emerald radar that doesn’t require having to find one first,” he reported. “The prototype should be ready within the month.”

“Any news on Station Square?” asked Optimus.

“Thankfully, the property damage was minimal to the point of nonexistence,” replied Prowl. “Our help wasn’t needed, but still appreciated. The Mayor would like to hold a parade in our name.”

“I’ll talk to him so we can arrange it,” answered Optimus. “Anything else?”

“No, Sir,” remarked Prowl.

“Very well,” sighed Optimus. Prowl turned to leave. “Are they worth it?”

“Pardon?” asked Prowl.

“Are emotions really worth it?” clarified Optimus. “It was desperation that made Shockwave make a last resort. Then again, logic made her forget basic morals. The problem becomes, what takes over in what situation?”

“Sir, with all due respect,” argued Prowl, “you’re falling into the same trap Shockwave did.”

“Come again?” asked Optimus.

“Usually, I would blame Star Trek for this kind of thing,” remarked Prowl, “but, Shockwave, in all likelihood, never bothered watching it. Logic and emotions are NOT mutually exclusive.”

“How do you figure?” quizzed Optimus.

“I’m going to use myself as the example,” explained Prowl. “My motto is ‘Logic is the Ultimate Weapon.’ However, if I relied on it on a day-to-day basis, I would have missed some opportunities, such as marrying Strongarm. I may say this in a teasing manner to her just to yank her chain, but Strongarm and I loved each other and wanted to spend our lives together, so marriage was the only logical option.”

“And you wouldn’t even tease her if you relied solely on logic,” replied Optimus, understanding him.

“Exactly, Sir,” confirmed Prowl. “It IS possible to use logic and emotion together. Spock and the other Vulcans got it all wrong, in my opinion, as did the rest of the Enterprise.” Optimus grinned.

“Thanks, Prowl,” bid Optimus.

“Just doing what I can, sir,” answered Prowl. He got up and left, leaving Optimus feeling better about his own emotion/logic balance.

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Transformers: Mobian Chronicles Transformers: Mobian Chronicles (Arc 4: Loose Ends)

TMC 4-3

“I’m afraid,” sighed Slash as she checked Tactical, “that the computer is right. We HAVE missed the Zenith. I’ve been able to start the prediction algorithm, but it will take a long time. What are your orders?” Grimlock was about to lose it again but kept calm long enough to command.

“Set a course back to Mobius!” he snarled. “Optimus will pay!”


“Do you not realize your species’ frailty?” continued Metal Sonic. “Do you not see how futile your existence is? You believe you can reach the stars and find perfection! The sad truth is this; flesh fails. It grows old, fat, weak, and slow. Machines don’t have that weakness. If a machine fails, it can be replaced with ease. Flesh doesn’t have that luxury. In the end, flesh fails.”

“That’s a Metrotitan!” gasped Optimus as all Autobots and their allies were back at the base. “How did Metal Sonic find one here?!”

“And where’d he find a gold one?!” yelped Ironhide.

“Chaos Energy,” replied Sonic.

“Pardon?” quizzed Sira.

“He and Shockwave must be powering that thing with all 7 Chaos Emeralds,” explained Amy. “They’re invulnerable now.”

“Even from a sneak attack?” offered Trema.

“Which is why,” revealed Tails, “Teletraan, Ratchet, and I have created such a manner of sabotage.” He pulled out nuts and bolts.

“…What good are they?” asked Optimus.

“These aren’t just nuts and bolts,” explained Tails. “These are our repair/sabotage drones. They transform, like you guys, into little humanoids for repair work or sabotage.”

“Ah, perfect for the battery they’re using,” realized Optimus.

“Problem,” interjected Teletraan. “They’ve developed shields. I’m probing them for a weakness but…” he trailed off

“…But?” asked Optimus.

“Prime, YOU are being hailed,” reported Teletraan.

“I am?” asked Optimus.

“By name,” confirmed Teletraan.

“Can you identify?” quizzed Optimus.

“Doing so now…it’s Shockwave,” snarled Teletraan.

“What in the Pit does SHE want?” snapped Prowl.

“Scramble our base’s location,” ordered Optimus. “I don’t want her tracing the endpoint.”

“Scrambling now,” confirmed Teletraan.

“On screen,” directed Optimus. Shockwave’s face appeared. “Shockwave, what do you want?” asked Optimus.

“Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots,” declared Shockwave, “you will show yourself and allow yourself to be transported into my Metrotitan. If you do not cooperate, Station Square will be leveled.”

“You have committed an act of aggression against a valuable ally in the NEST alliance!” snarled Optimus. “If you do not withdraw from this planet…!”

“You will surrender yourself or Metal Sonic and I will destroy the population,” threatened Shockwave. “Your defenses are unable to withstand a Chaos Powered Metro…” Optimus made a slicing motion across his throat and the call was muted.

“What does she want with you?” asked Ratchet.

“I thought she poo poo’s magic,” muttered Sira. “Much like the old fart you have as CMO.”

“That was Ratchet’s dignity!” gasped Ironhide in mock shock. “He needed that!”

“HEY!” protested Ratchet.

“Enough,” called Optimus. “Teletraan, put Shockwave through again.” Shockwave appeared again. “We have prepared new defenses and are prepared to use them if you do not withdraw from the Mobius system!”

“I have no reason to believe you,” dismissed Shockwave.

“Considering my survival of my recent encounter with the former Lightning Strike Coalition,” countered Optimus, “I’d say you should.”

“The Lightning Strike Coalition?” quizzed Shockwave. “They died after I put them in cold storage.”

“Grimlock and his team live,” argued Optimus. “Now, surrender or we WILL stop you! Me, the Autobots, the witches, and our other organic allies!”

“You are insufficient to stop me,” remarked Shockwave. She terminated the call.

“And, done!” cheered Tails. “I took advantage of your conversation and found a chink in the shields! We can get in!”

“Then here’s our battle plan,” declared Optimus. “Sira, you lead Sonic’s friends with Tails’ new inventions for sabotaging the Metrotitan’s connection to the Chaos Emeralds. Jazz, take the Autobots with you as you keep the defenses off their backs. They’ll join you once their work is done. Trema, Sonic, you two are with me. We’re taking down Shockwave and Metal Sonic!”

“Arkoom, grazin oom, orgtagh!!” roared Trema in Ancient Nebulan. The transliteration is “Today, honorable day, battle!” Translation; “Today is an honorable day for battle!”

“I agree!” cheered Ironhide. Sira and her team grabbed handfuls of Tails’ new inventions.

“Have you named them?” asked Shadow.

“I was thinking of calling them Nutzanbolts,” mused Tails.

“Teletraan, beam us up there!” ordered Optimus. “Autobots and allies, roll out!” They were teleported to a hallway junction and split off into their respective teams. Sira led hers down the hall with the Autobots covering her.

“Where are they?!” she wondered.

“Come on, don’t fail me now!” urged Knuckles to himself.

“Knuckle-head?” quizzed Ironhide as he shot down a turret.

“I can usually sense the Chaos Emeralds to a degree,” explained Knuckles.

“Hm, there may be some wizard potential in you,” mused Sira.

“Hold up,” called Knuckles. “I’m getting something from behind that door.”

“Allow me,” offered Sira. She then waggled her fingers. “Semita Dimittere!” …Nothing happened. “Er…Ostendere Viam!” …Still nothing. “Reserare in via!” Nothing one last time. “GRGHRHRERHRGH! APERTA! APERTA! OPEN SESAME, DAMN IT!” She then resorted to kicking the door. Kicking metal is bad enough, but Sira didn’t know how to kick properly. She led with her toes, her mule shoe wearing toes. She started hopping around on one foot, dropping her Nutzanbolts. Said machines then started eating the door. Soon, it vanished and the Nutzanbolts replicated 3 times over. Everyone looked on in fear. They then turned to Tails.

“…Okay, so, maybe Grimlock’s Scraplet illusion DID inspire me a bit,” he admitted.

“Never mind that!” interjected Ironhide. “Look! Knuckles was right!” There, in the room, was a machine with seven jewels of different colors. Green, Red, Blue, Cyan, Purple, White, and Yellow, they were all there.

“All right, my little creations,” giggled Tails to his Nutzanbolts, “go and play!” Everyone dropped their loads and the Nutzanbolts got to work.


Optimus and his team made their way to the control room, destroying sentries along the way. Sonic was doing his signature spin-dash, leaving Optimus wanting to experiment. “Let’s try it!” he chuckled to himself. He then crossed his arms in front of his chest and went faster. Sonic saw this.

“Prime, WAIT!” he shouted. Too late. Optimus then started rolling and did the spin-dash. After a few spins, Optimus was rubbing his head. “Put your arms above your head, next time,” lectured Sonic.

“Noted!” groaned Optimus. They continued on their way and found a door. “Perfect! That’s where they’ll be!” cheered Optimus. “Metrotitans have a control room for their main bodies to manage their city mode’s systems.”

“You mean, this city’s robot mode is like their version of your trailer?” quizzed Trema.

“Exactly,” confirmed Optimus. “And, if I’m right, that’s where we’ll find Shockwave!” He put his fingers into the double doors and started pulling them apart. Meanwhile, Shockwave was at the controls.

“…By the Allspark, Metal Sonic’s monologue is taking forever!” she sighed, a little irritation creeping into her voice, despite how she may deny it when asked. “I should have put him in the holo-deck. That would have given me some quiet.” She then heard metal being pushed back. She whirled around to see Optimus pushing the door open. “Then again,” she muttered, “for once, I admit annoyance with the young Prime.” She promptly activated a force-field.

“Look, Shockwave,” offered Optimus, “you don’t want to do this.”

“After the defeat I suffered on this planet?” quizzed Shockwave. “It is only logical that they know my irritation at the scientific setbacks they have caused me.”

“Mobian-kind didn’t exist when you were fighting the Autobots!” argued Sonic. “The humans you fought are dead!”

“It matters not,” dismissed Shockwave. “Their descendants, Mobian and otherwise, will suffice.”

“Where’s the logic in that?!” countered Trema. “Look, you want a quiet world for you to conduct your experiments, be they humane or otherwise, correct?”

“Yes,” confirmed Shockwave.

“Then I can find one for you!” said Optimus. “You don’t need to attack this planet with beings who did no wrong to you specifically!”

“You fail to grasp my meaning,” said Shockwave. “While he lets his emotions get the best of him, Metal Sonic has a point. Organics do not value order. Even those that claim it, like Eggman, tend to lean towards a chaotic existence. It is best to remove it. Besides, one of the names for our devil is the Chaos Bringer. Yet, as a species, we allow emotions to override our sense of reason. And it all stemmed from our interaction with organics. Eliminate them, and a true technoarchy appears, ruled by efficiency, logic, mathematics, and science. In other words, I intend to wipe the scourge of emotions from the face of the universe, starting with Mobius.” As she turned, she noticed a warning sign on the monitor. The gold color scheme around her was changing, fading into an off-white color.

“Ah, you gotta love Tails’ ingenuity!” cheered Optimus. “Despite being a young child, he found a way to sever your Metrotitan’s connection to the Chaos Emeralds. You know, for someone who values order, I’m surprised you use a chaotic element.”

“This is a typical response based on emotionalism and illogic,” rebuked Shockwave as she got into a ready stance. Trema gasped and put her hand on her heart, opposite to a human’s heart placement.

“Did I hear irritation in that voice?!” she asked.

“Certainly not, Nebulan,” hissed Shockwave.

“I don’t know,” argued Trema, “that sounded positively defensive to me!”

“With a hint of anger!” observed Optimus.

“And just a touch of jealousy,” teased Sonic.

“And a lot of bitterness!” continued Trema. “Are you always this emotional?”

“I refuse to engage in this Nebulan game,” remarked Shockwave, “of taunting.”

“Nebulan?” asked Sonic. “Did I color my quills green?”

“Sonic!” protested Trema in mock offense. “Shame on you! That’s racial mockery!”

“All that intelligence,” giggled Optimus, “and she doesn’t even know what a Nebulan looks like!” Everyone joined in the laughter at Shockwave’s expense. Shockwave then grappled with Optimus and managed to keep Sonic and Trema at bay. “Teletraan, I need a clear shot for my trailer! Beam the entire team topside, Shockwave too!” Everyone soon met with each other on the Metrotitan’s top. Metal Sonic saw this.

“What have you done?!” he roared.

“Ask Prime!” shouted Shockwave.

“Good idea!” boomed a voice. “But I already know the answer!” A robot T-rex then came flying in, bringing its foot down on Optimus. Grimlock, in beast mode, roared at Optimus.

“So, the Prime spoke the truth,” observed Shockwave. “My Dinobots still live.”

“Different spelling, Cyclops!” snarled Grimlock. “But, I have other matters to attend to, the bot beneath my foot for a start! The one who delayed me and kept our t-cogs enslaved to our anger!”

“Grimlock,” gasped Optimus, “I know what Shockwave did to you! I made a mistake, a severe, ghastly, HORRIBLE mistake because I let my own emotions cloud my judgement, and I’m sorry!”

“A bit late for sorry now, isn’t it?!” roared Grimlock.

“I WILL see to it that you’re in full control of your t-cog!” promised Optimus. “My technical and medical departments will do everything in their power to fix you and your bots!”

“Them?!” laughed Metal Sonic. “They couldn’t put two boards together if you stuck them in a room with nails and a hammer! Look, it was Shockwave who made you what you are, right? I’m sure she can fix you guys. Knowing Optimus, he’ll say that they can try, but can’t promise success! We CAN promise success!”

“How do I know which side is on the level?!” shouted Grimlock. It was then that Optimus put his gun out, holding it by the barrel. Grimlock arched an eye ridge.

“There IS another Zenith in the Femaxian system,” answered Optimus, “much more reliable and always uses magic implements instead of someone’s life. With my own weapons, you can free yourself from this curse. Take them. Take my ship if you need to. Use them to regain control of your t-cog.” Grimlock was taken aback by this gesture. He first looked back at Shockwave and Metal Sonic, then Optimus, then Shockwave, then Optimus again, and then he managed to be calm enough to go into robot mode again and push the weapons back toward Optimus. He then faced Shockwave and Metal Sonic, leveling his gun at the two.

“Why should I trust a glitch that put me in cold storage?” he asked.

“Oof!” groaned a voice with a Scots accent. “What in…where am I? What in blazes is this place?!”

“I know that voice!” gasped Optimus. “I met a hologram of him when we had our Colony Conference! It’s Metroplex!”

“Why, if it isn’t wee Optimus Prime!” boomed Metroplex’s voice. A massive vehicle came rolling forward, a futuristic bucket/wheel excavator. Instead of hover generators, it ran on four tank wheels. A large Mobian Grizzly bear, one that would tower over the tallest human, stepped out in his construction gear, complete with yellow hard hat. “Good to see you again!” called the bear, Metroplex’s holo-form.

“Yes, bah-weep-graaaaagnah wheep nini bong, and all that,” replied Optimus. “Can you help us beat Shockwave, so we can save this planet?!”

“Now, don’t you have a fret, young Prime,” assured Metroplex. “Earth will be alright. We’ll beat wee Shockwave in no time. I’ve had nary a loss against her people, and I’m not about to start now, even if you should know better than to provoke her. Now, get ready, you lads and lasses! We’ve got a problem to solve! Metroplex, TRANSFORM!” The bucket/wheel attachment was flung into the air. The front wheel assembly folded up and rotated while the rear treads became arms. A head popped out and the right hand grabbed the bucket/wheel attachment, swinging it like a staff.

“He’s huge!” gasped Amy.

“Not a bad idea,” remarked Optimus. “Optimus Prime: Super Mode!” His trailer then appeared and unfolded to make his super robot mode. “All right!” cheered Optimus.

“A battle frame?” grunted Grimlock. “You’re compensating for something, kid.”

“…6 million of this planet’s years,” hissed Shockwave, her fists trembling.

“Huh?” quizzed Optimus.

“6 million years, I have buried emotions for my true master, logic,” rumbled Shockwave. “And, in a few short months, it is all undone!”

“Er, guys,” gulped Knuckles, “Shockwave’s doing something!”

“How bad?” asked Optimus.

“Let’s just say, the Chaos Emeralds are reacting!” explained Knuckles. Sonic and Shadow’s eyes went wide.

“Oh no!” gasped Sonic. “She’s pouring her negative emotions into them!”

“Meaning what?!” inquired Optimus.

“Everywhere I go,” snarled Shockwave, “something always makes me feel the grief in my spark!”

“Grief?” repeated Optimus.

“I NEED my emotions removed!” roared Shockwave. “I WILL HAVE MY EMOTIONS REMOVED!” The Chaos Emeralds then burst through the city and orbited Shockwave, releasing a dark energy. She removed her helmet to reveal finely shaped metal done up like hair on top of her head and a pair of eyes like Optimus. However, her right eye was replaced with some sort of probe as a visual prosthesis.

“Dark Super Shockwave!” yelped Sonic.

“And she’s removed her helmet!” gasped Grimlock.

“So?!” asked Shadow.

“No Transformer EVER takes off their helmet,” explained Optimus, “unless one of two conditions are met! One, you and your lover are alone! Two, you have no honor! To rob a Transformer of their helmet is a grave insult to their honor! When one removes it voluntarily in public…!”

“They have nothing to lose!” finished Trema. “Just like a Nebulan fighting naked!” Shockwave gave off a beastly howl and the Chaos Emeralds poured their energies into her. As she allowed herself to be filled by their power, her armor went from purple to navy blue and her optics were white. Her face was contorted in rage.

“For a few thousand years,” growled Grimlock, “I was under the belief that the animal that mutated me and my bots was dead. Now, here she stands.”

“I am NOT an animal!” roared Shockwave. “I am a genius, a visionary, and I AM VERY ANGRY! And when I kill you, my greatest failure, I swear I’m going to melt you down to make a new battle frame for me!”

“AUTOBOTS, ATTACK!” ordered Optimus. Everyone rushed at Shockwave and Metal Sonic. Metal Sonic tried to deal damage to the organic members of the attack force, but he couldn’t calculate correctly because of all the people rushing at him with magic, basic attacks, and weapons. The onrush of sensory data was too much for him, so he was successfully battered and flung overboard. The Autobots and Trema, on the other hand, were, by comparison, trying to stop a bull that was driven mad in a Bull Fighting arena. They were getting repeatedly bucked off, even with Team Prime’s Cyber Keys.

“Primus slaggit!” snarled Grimlock.

“Danger!” called his first warning.

“She’s way too strong!” observed Grimlock.

“Danger!” came his second warning.

“Powerful though she is,” answered Optimus, “she’s using bottled up rage. That can be used against her.”

“So can her power source,” explained Sonic.

“How do you figure?” quizzed Optimus.

“Well,” explained Sonic, “Shadow and I use positive emotions to get the kind of power Shockwave’s slinging around.”

“Watch this,” declared Shadow. They shut their eyes and concentrated hard. The Chaos Emeralds rose and orbited them as they did Shockwave. Soon, they gave off a shout and the Emeralds poured golden light into them. Soon, their fur changed into golden hues. Sonic’s spikes went upwards and his eyes went amber. Shadow’s red still stayed on, and his color was a lighter gold than Sonic.

“Meet Super Sonic and Super Shadow!” laughed Sonic. The two Super Hedgehogs then rocketed towards Dark Super Shockwave and attacked.

“Wait,” muttered Grimlock, “organics are weaker than us, and yet those two are holding their own against Shockwave. So, either I’ve been in a delusional coma my entire life, or…”

“…Or?” asked Optimus.

“POWER LEVELS ARE BULLSLAG!” roared Grimlock.

“Grim,” called Optimus, “do you think you can get angry enough to help those two?”

“That’s the whole reason behind my curse,” replied Grimlock. “I’m always angry!”

“Danger! Danger! Danger! Tyrannosaurus Rex! Beast Mode!” came Grimlock’s final warning. Grimlock changed and leapt onto Shockwave. Optimus charged in as well, at the speed he was used to, even. He had trained up his Super Robot Mode to the point that it just felt like a suit to him. Even with two super powered Hedgehogs and two powerful robots on her, Shockwave managed to keep them at arm’s length. Finally, she flung them back.

“THIS IS GETTING US NOWHERE!” roared Grimlock. Optimus then pulled his weapons out, speaking to them.

“Madame, Monsieur,” he whispered, “when we last spoke, you said you were holding back, that you could cut loose. Care to give a demonstration?”

“WHOA! WHERE’D THEY COME FROM?!” yelped Ironhide. Pacemaker and Blade Dancer’s ghosts appeared behind Optimus.

“Delighted,” replied Blade Dancer. Optimus grinned.

“Ut Gigans!” he chanted as he weaved magic over the Mobians and humans. Now they were all Transformer sized. Grimlock’s rage was replaced with confusion as he transformed into robot mode again. “Everyone,” called Optimus, “make a line behind each ghost and grab the shoulder of the person in front!” Everyone was confused. “Just do it!’ said Optimus. On Optimus’ left were Blade Dancer, Prowl, Sira, Ironhide, Amy, Big, Metroplex using his finger, since he was huge, Cream touching Metroplex’s back, Ratchet, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. On his right were Pace Maker, Jazz, Trema, Grimlock, Vector, Espio, Cliffjumper, Charmy, Bumblebee, Shadow, Rouge, and E123-Omega. “CYBER KEY POWER!” announced Optimus as his Cyber Key beamed new information into his head. Instead of the usual Spark Drinker axe configuration, the axe blades went to either side of the handle as the barrel of the gun lengthened and expanded to allow for the axe handles to be covered.

“An Ion Blaster?!” gasped Ironhide.

“Why are we doing this?” asked Grimlock, still confused.

“Powerful though my weapons are,” explained Optimus, “even in their combined Ion Blaster mode, they’re only as strong as their user. I can’t make a dent in Shockwave alone, so I need power from everyone to pull this off.” He started gathering power from his friends. Shockwave crouched low, so she could charge them like a bull-moose. “CHAOS CYBER SHOT!” said Optimus as he gathered enough energy and pulled the trigger. A huge energy beam went from the barrel to Shockwave. As she was bathed in it, she roared in defiance and her armor change back into its usual purple. When the beam terminated, she fell forward, slowly. Her prosthetic eye popped out and landed near Optimus. The weapons split into their respective components and landed in Optimus’ hand. Sira cancelled Optimus’ size changing spell. “And Shockwave’s rampage is over,” breathed Optimus.

“Yeah, she won’t give you her research on me and my bots,” sighed Grimlock. “She deleted it a while after she finished with us.”

“I wasn’t lying,” promised Optimus as he picked up Shockwave’s prosthetic eye. “With the resources we have, we’ll fix your t-cog, make the procedure as painless as possible, and have you back to normal.”

“Why are you giving him mercy?!” protested Shadow.

“I DID harass you and made you feel your deepest fears,” reminded Grimlock.

“Because mercy is the greatest weapon of all time,” answered Optimus. “Besides, I think that Autobot badge looks good on you. And, any magic user that does his research as you did is a friend of mine.” He held his hand out for a shake. Grimlock stared at it for a while, then moved to give Optimus a scowl.

“I see no reason to call you a friend!” he snarled. “I wouldn’t be stuck as a rage monster if you hadn’t stopped my ship!” He then gave an intake of air, then exhaled slowly. ‘However, I WILL need your help.” He activated his comms. “Swoop, this is Grimlock. One to beam up.” Grimlock was taken up to his ship.

“Well, I’ve got a colony to get to, lads and lasses,” called Metroplex. “I’ll speak with ye soon, wee Optimus!”

“Farewell, Metroplex,” bid Optimus. “Hey, say hi to Saw Boss for me.”

“Will do, lad!” promised Metroplex as he transformed into alt-mode and sped into his city mode. Optimus then moved to put his weapons away, only to find his axe was missing.

“Surrender my prosthetic eye,” demanded Shockwave’s voice, “or your axe becomes ash!” Shockwave had gotten her right arm into gun mode and was pointing at the axe in her left hand!

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TMC 4-2

After Grimlock left, the Autobots were in a heightened state of alert. The patrols were more frequent, and Optimus had to do a lot of paperwork. He was in his office, looking things over. “Soldier transfers on Cybertron, Elite Guard acceptance letters, new tax codes, weapons sale regulations, deep-sea fishing rights!” he griped. “Primus, if only Sentinel could see the mountain of peacetime paperwork! He’d be rolling in his grave!”

“He’s not dead, just retired,” countered Teletraan. “Whoa, hold up! Intruder alert!”

“Where?!” demanded Optimus.

“Right behind you,” whispered a voice. Optimus was then hit on the back of the head and knocked out. Grimlock then rifled through Optimus’ subspace pocket and found the weapons.

“Autobots, Grimlock is in Optimus’ office!” called Teletraan.

“Correction, I was!” laughed Grimlock as he teleported.

“Oh, that’s not gonna save you!” snarled Teletraan. “I studied your transporter field! I know how it scatters your atoms! I found you! Once Optimus is recovered, the Ark will blow your ship out of the sky!


When Optimus recovered, Teletraan got the Autobots to the ship’s bridge. “Battle stations!” ordered Optimus. “Be prepared to go to warp! Bumblebee, lay in a pursuit course once the Dyno-bot vessel is found!”

“Prime, are you sure you don’t want Sonic?” quizzed Ironhide.

“With all due respect,” replied Optimus. “Sonic and his allies aren’t as durable as us. He and the Scarlet Specter, before she revealed herself as Amy, were ragdolled by Shockwave. This is strictly an Autobot matter!”

“Dyno-bot vessel located!” reported Bumblebee. “Ready to pursue!”

“Are we within communications range?” asked Optimus.

“We are,” confirmed Prowl at tactical.

“Hail the enemy vessel, specifically Grimlock!” commanded Optimus.

“Sir, is that really wise?” interjected Prowl. “A Vanguard class starship can be stealthy when the crew wants it to be.”

“Maybe,” snarled Optimus, “but the Captain doesn’t want to be stealthy! I WANT that die-cast dolt to know I’m coming for him! Hail him!”


“All systems working perfectly,” reported a robot with Apatosaurus parts.

“Slag, did you double check?” asked Grimlock to a bot with Triceratops parts.

“Triple checked, sir,” replied Slag. “Sludge made sure all systems worked perfectly.”

“Sir,” called Slash, “a vessel is hailing you.”

“Me?” quizzed Grimlock.

“Yes, Sir,” confirmed Slash. “By name.”

“On screen,” ordered Grimlock. Optimus’ face came up. “Prime?! How did you find my ship?!”

“Helps when an A.I scans the particle trace of the last time you teleported in my base,” snarled Optimus. “Surrender your vessel immediately or you WILL be fired upon! This is your only warning!”

“You’re an Autobot,” chuckled Grimlock. “You only use that threat as a bluff! Slash, cease communi…”

“They’re firing on us!” called Swoop. The ship rocked.

“Report!” boomed Grimlock.

“Our port shields have dropped to 50%!” called Swoop. “Modulating Shield Nutation!”

“Have communications ceased?!” growled Grimlock.

“No, just the video,” replied Slash.

“Put him back on screen!” ordered Grimlock. Optimus’ face came back. “Optimus Prime, this is outrageous!” roared Grimlock.

“I agree,” hissed Optimus, “but, given that you have kidnapped two bots, I’m left with little choice. I say again, surrender your vessel!”

“Cease transmission!” shouted Grimlock. The call ended. “Get us out of here! We need to reach the Eurythman system before we miss the Zenith!”

“Sir, the Autobot vessel is pursuing us!” called Sludge.

“Confirmed,” answered a bot with Stegosaurus parts, Snarl.

“Punch to warp 5!” ordered Grimlock.


“They’re going to warp!” yelped Bumblebee.

“Get above them!” ordered Optimus. “Once we match their speed, fire the Overshock Sonic battery!”

“Yes, Sir!” obliged Prowl. The Ark caught up to the Dyno-bot vessel and got on top of them.


“They’re ignoring up and down!” called Snarl.

“Then so will our weapons!” declared Grimlock. “Point all our weapons at their keel!”

“Firing all weapons at…” Slash couldn’t get very far as she, along with the ship and its crew, lurched three times.

“What was that?!” demanded Grimlock.

“Overshock Sonic battery!” replied Swoop. “Our shields were taken out in the initial wave, our weapons were drained in the next wave, and our engines went online with the last wave!”

“Making us perfect targets for a boarding party!” groaned Grimlock. “Dyno-bots, we’re gonna taste our enemy’s innermost Energon! Prepare for battle!” All Dyno-bots got their weapons out, Grimlock with his sword and large gun, Slash with her rotary shield and sword, Snarl with his large club/cannon hybrid, Swoop with his daggers, Slag with his tricera-mace, and Sludge with his knuckle duster/blaster hybrids. The ship lurched again.

“Docking clamps,” explained Swoop. “The next lurch will be the docking tube.”

“How do you know?” asked Sludge.

“Before Shockwave took me,” elaborated Swoop, “I helped build the Vanguard class ships.” The ship lurched one last time. “There’s the docking tube, right on schedule.”

“Steady,” urged Grimlock.


“A three-bot assault team,” muttered Jazz as they prepared to board the Dyno-bot ship. “I don’t need to be Prowl to know what the odds are. History proved the Lightning…the Dyno-bots to be a six-bot group. The odds are two to one against us.”

“Yeah, the Dyno-bots are gonna be crying for their mamas!” cheered Ironhide.

“Focus,” urged Optimus. He then got out his smokestack guns. He used them to cut a hole into the hull. “Defendere!” he chanted as he cast a shield around him and his mechs. “Finally! Looks like visiting Sira a week ago helped!” The hole was made, and laser fire bucketed down on the shield. Optimus and his mechs responded in kind. Grimlock then charged forward.

“Dirumpo!” called Grimlock. He shattered Optimus’ shield and grappled with him. Optimus then did an eye-poke. “ARGH! I’M NOT A STOOGE!” roared Grimlock. He then punched Optimus in the face, forcing the young Prime to regrow a few dental plates. Optimus and Grimlock then went into their martial arts attacks. Soon, Grimlock got Optimus into a hold. “Restore power to my ship or your career is cut short at a young age!” he snarled.

“Not until I get Pacemaker and Blade Dancer!” declared Optimus.

“I don’t have any bots of that name on board!” growled Grimlock.

“Oh, yes, you do! My weapons!” snapped Optimus as he broke the hold. He then delivered a blow to Grimlock’s helm and disoriented him. He ran through the Dyno-bots’ laser fire, nearly getting zapped in his afterparts by Slash’s eye beams and made a dash for the storage lockers. He soon found them and discovered an array of weapons, Blades, guns, spears, staffs, and other various tools of destruction were hung as if they were trophies. He started glancing around, then clapped optics on his weapons. “There you are!” he said as he took them. “Man, I missed you guys!” He put them back into his subspace pockets, then noticed a weapon next to where his own stood. It had a gun handle and trigger, but it looked like a blade replaced the barrel. “Wasn’t… this reserved for the military?” mumbled Optimus. He saw an engraving on the handle. “The House of Scarn,” he muttered. “…Scarn…Legion Scarn! This is my predecessor’s gun!”

“Put them back!” snarled Grimlock’s voice.

“Dude,” replied Optimus, “this gun you took is a weapon only designed for military use! Half the weapons here are only for the military’s trigger fingers!”

“I need them!” insisted Grimlock.

“You’ve got a sword and a gun that can go from one to two to three barrels!” answered Optimus. “This is a dangerous collection you have here! There are laws against this! A couple of them I passed before I came to Mobius!”

“Haven’t you wondered why I took them?” asked Grimlock. “They’re magic weapons. Once the magic is drained off, me and my men will give them back.”

“Now you’re really not getting them back!” snarled Optimus as he leveled his gun at Grimlock’s feet. He fired, but Grimlock jumped aside.

“Kid, I’m warning you, you DON’T want me mad!” growled Grimlock. Optimus fired again.

“Warning,” called the ship’s computer. “Zenith missed. Next Zenith in 12 stellar cycles.”

“What?!” yelped Grimlock. “But…it’s not…I mean, we weren’t that many light years away!”

“What Zenith?” asked Optimus.

“The Eurythman Magic Zenith!” snarled Grimlock. “It’s gonna be different in 12 stellar cycles!”

“I don’t understand!” replied Optimus.

“These weapons are worthless now!” shouted Grimlock.

“Danger!” warned Grimlock’s internal computer.

“Now something else is needed to cure us!” roared Grimlock.

“Danger!” Grimlock’s internal computer repeated.

“You glitch-spawn! I’LL KILL YOU!” screamed Grimlock.

“Danger! Danger! Danger! Tyrannosaurus Rex! Beast Mode!” announced Grimlock’s computer.

“Beast mode?” repeated Optimus. Grimlock slammed his hands down as they became feet with large claws. His T-rex head shoulder pads came together above his head as his wings came together to become the torso. His legs came together and folded onto the back, becoming a tail. A robot T-Rex stood in place of Grimlock and it roared in anger. “HE’S A T-REX?!” yelped Optimus. “THE DYNO-BOTS ARE DINOSAURS!!”

“Prime!” called Jazz over the comms. “The Dyno-bots just got mad and turned into dinosaurs!”

“Grimlock too!” replied Optimus. “We have what we came for! Let’s get out of here! Retreat!” Optimus made a mad dash for the docking tube as it released from the airlock. He let himself get sucked into space as Jazz and Ironhide grabbed his hands. Once they got him in, Ironhide shut the door and the pressure stabilized again. “Teletraan,” wheezed Optimus as he caught his breath, “I trust you did a little poking around in their computer.”

“Optimus, I think you need to see this with Trema and Sira,” mumbled Teletraan.


“I managed to get Grimlock’s logs on his travels,” explained Teletraan as they resumed orbit around Mobius. “With their own details on magical events, Trema and Sira have cleared some things up.” He then showed one of the logs. Grimlock filled the screen as he spoke. Back then, he wore the Decepticon symbol.

“My name is Grimlock Karg,” he introduced. Optimus and Jazz looked at each other with wide eyes at that. “I’m making this log so that, if I die, if I fail the Decepticons, someone can carry on the work for my bots. I was a bruiser, working for Darjaelius.”

“Darjaelius?” muttered Bumblebee. “That’s Jhiaxus’ predecessor.”

“Sh!” hissed Optimus.

“But,” continued Grimlock, “when Jhiaxus was just recently chosen as Darjaelius’ successor, I was offered an opportunity to become stronger. My entire team was. We were chosen to be given a genetic enhancement by Shockwave. She has a theory that the alt-mode could be altered by tweaking the CNA a little, splicing it with another creature. She found that there are animals on a remote planet. She figured that if our CNA were spliced with theirs, we could get alt-modes based on those animals. I’ll tell you what happened after the procedure’s done on me and my bots. Grimlock out.”

“Jhiaxus was installed as Decepticon leader 4,000,000 years ago,” remarked Ironhide. “Why does Grimlock look only 3,975?”

“Only?” asked Sira.

“Here’s the next log, from Earth: circa 1984,” continued Teletraan. Grimlock appeared again, looking angry, but keeping a lid on it.

“That purple glitch lied!” he snarled. “She said that she accounted for everything and could fix us! Instead, thanks to a malfunction in our t-cogs, we were placed in cold storage! I’m gonna shred me a…!” he then took a deep breath. “…Our new CNA altered our t-cogs to a degree that a loss of emotional control will make us change into our new beast modes. Basically, anytime we give in to our rage, we turn into what the new life forms on this rock call dinosaurs. We’re slaves to our rage. We tried transforming as we did in the past, but it wouldn’t work. We can only transform if we’re angry enough. Swoop, my tech support, managed to make some patches, with what little biomechanics he could understand. Whenever we’re about to lose it, we get little warnings in our heads. If we ignore them three times over, our beast side takes over. Right now, we’re freaks. Grimlock out.”

“Here’s where things get better for the big guy, Earth: circa 2015,” called Teletraan. Grimlock appeared again, this time with a grin.

“Well, slap a wand in my hand and give me a pointy hat!” he cheered. “About a week ago, I became a full-fledged wizard of the Green Order and learned of the Eurythman Magic Zenith! The original price is too much for me, but there’s a way to predict the secondary price with 100% accuracy! Magic weapons are needed to lift us from this curse! 100 is the initial price, but I’m not taking any risks. I’m getting more. We have a chance to be normal! Grimlock out!”

“He goes on to describe various battles with those who owned magic weapons,” explained Teletraan, “yours included.”

“The Eurythman Magic Zenith,” mused Trema. “I haven’t seen that in a long time. It’s a planetary alignment where magic would flow all over the Eurythman system and give more power to the inhabitants, making them feel good. It’s said that paying a certain amount of mana will grant any wish exactly as you want it, regardless of wording.”

“And there are two prices,” continued Sira. “Because of the difficulty of predicting the second price of 100 of certain magic implements, most people avoid the Zenith.”

“Why?” asked Optimus. “What’s the first price?”

“Total mana drain of a living being,” replied Sira.

“But, that would kill them!” yelped Optimus.

“Good to know Grimlock has SOME morals,” muttered Jazz.

“Can’t he just predict another implement to use?” asked Optimus.

“Not that simple,” countered Sira. “The algorithm to predict the secondary price would take too long. It probably took him his entire training to predict that he could use magic weapons.”

“Besides,” supplied Trema, “the Zenith is brief. It only lasts one of Mobius’ hours.”

“And, by attacking his ship,” muttered Optimus as the reality of the situation hit him, “I’ve just ensured he’s a slave to his rage.” He sank into the Captain’s Chair, running his hands over his face. “Primus, what have I done? I need to contact him! Apologize!”

“Oh, yeah,” remarked Ratchet, “I’m sure an angry mech would be willing to accept an apology from the mech that made him miss his only chance to cure him for a while.”

“Well, slaggit!” snapped Optimus. “I gotta do SOMETHING! I…!”

“Optimus,” called Tails’ voice, “you may want to tune into MNC!”

“Why?” asked Optimus.

“Er, Optimus, we need to see this,” gulped Prowl.

“On screen,” ordered Optimus. A human newscaster on the scene. She had just finished introducing herself and started talking about the panic behind her.

“…Scarlet Garcia, reporting live on the scene of a mass panic!” reported the newscaster. “The reason for this scene is because a giant golden city of metal and weapons has appeared over Station Square! The people are understandably scared and…hold on, I’m getting confirmation of two beings in the…” The news broadcast was stopped and cut to a robot’s head.

“Organics of Mobius,” boomed the robot, “your age of dominance is over. The Age of Steel has begun.”

“Metal Sonic!” hissed Optimus.

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TMC 4-1

Tails and Optimus were busy playing something popular on Mobius. “So, what, now other animals aside from slimes and hen-hens are in this game?” asked Optimus.

“Yep,” replied Tails. “I’m surprised you knew about Slime Rancher.”

“The only game where a slime’s poop is valuable,” chuckled Optimus. “Still, it’s nice to get some relaxing game time into my…ARGH! NO! PLORTS ARE FLAMMABLE NOW!”

“Did you activate the vacpack’s flamethrower function?!” yelped Tails.

“…Maybe?” mumbled Optimus.

“WE DON’T USE IT!” shouted Tails.

“The vacpack never had a flamethrower on Cybertron!” protested Optimus. The screen then flickered. “Huh?” quizzed Optimus. The lights then followed. “What in the…? I thought we went through an overhaul!” snapped Optimus.

“Hey, guys,” called Teletraan, “I’m having trouble keeping up with things. I’m getting random glitch reports.”

“We’re investigating now,” replied Optimus. “Send Ratchet to the main server room. I don’t want to run the risk of whatever’s doing this corrupting you.”

“I’m coming with you,” declared Tails.

“Good idea,” praised Optimus.

“This is Ratchet, en route to the server room,” called the CMO.

“Good to hear,” replied Optimus. He and Tails met him outside the room and they started looking around.

“Hey, guys!” cried Tails. “Look! Over here!” He held up a circuit board. It was sparking and looked like something chewed on it.

“What animal could chew through that?” asked Optimus.

“Quite a few, but I doubt they’re Mobian like Tails,” muttered Ratchet.

“Hey! Guys! Check this out!” called Sonic’s voice. “Cute little thing!”

“Sonic, we’re a little preoccupied right now,” dismissed Tails.

“But, it’s so cool!” answered Sonic.

“It can wait!” hissed Optimus.

“But, you need to see it!” insisted Sonic. Ratchet finally lost patience.

“We’re busy!” he snapped as he made eye contact. Then, he saw the object in Sonic’s hands. He gave a yell of terror. Optimus whirled and gave a similar yell. Sonic was holding an elongated spike with big, soulful, purple eyes. They pointed their weapons at the thing and Tails misunderstood their intentions.

“WAIT A MINUTE!” he shouted as he got in front of the weapons. “THAT’S SONIC!”

“Sonic, put the Scraplet down!” gulped Optimus.

“Scraplet?” repeated Sonic. “You mean, this thing?”

“What’s a Scraplet to you guys?” asked Tails.

“It’s the worst vermin ever to crawl on Cybertron!” shuddered Ratchet.

“What, this thing?” laughed Sonic. “Come on, it’s tiny. You guys are big.”

“You don’t know the damage ONE Scraplet can do!” gulped Optimus. The Scraplet’s eyes flickered from purple to red as it jumped out of Sonic’s hands. The spike bit split apart into ten legs, revealing a dripping mouth with whirling teeth. It jumped up and latched onto Optimus’ arm, digging its legs underneath his armor and using four of them to bring chunks of metal to its mouth. It worked quickly, making a path leading up to his elbow joint. Optimus and Ratchet swatted it off and it tried another jump until Optimus shot it repeatedly. He was catching his breath as Ratchet looked at the damage.

“Was that thing…?!” gasped Sonic.

“Chewing on me?! Yes!” confirmed Optimus. “Scraplets eat anything made of metal!”

“You guys must be meals on wheels to a Scraplet,” gulped Tails.

“Well, it’s dead,” sighed Sonic as he looked over the Scraplet’s corpse. “Infestation over.”

“One dead Scraplet does not mean the infestation’s over,” countered Ratchet as he patched up Optimus’ wound. “And Mr. Jell-O Prime here has an intense phobia of the things.”

“You try getting munched on by those things when you’re a Sparkling!” protested Optimus as he tried to stop himself from shaking.

“You think there’s more?” stammered Tails.

“I’m transferring to the Space Colony, just in case,” reported Teletraan.

“You do that,” replied Optimus. “The rest of us are freezing the Scraplet colony.”

“Colony?” repeated Tails. “They’re like non-Mobian ants?”

“Yep,” answered Optimus. “And there’s a Queen at the apex of the colony.”

“Freeze her,” continued Ratchet, “and the colony enters a shutdown mode.”

“I heard there’s a Scraplet infestation,” called Jazz’s voice. He and the other Autobots came into the server room. They were armed with tanks on their backs and blowers attached to the tanks. “Here’s a Scraplet freezer for you,” offered Jazz as he tossed one to Optimus, who shook less once he caught it, “and one for you,” finished Jazz as he tossed one to Ratchet. “I’ve got Amy, Shadow, Rouge, Omega, and Knuckles waiting for us. Prowl figured one bot; one organic should give us enough of an edge over the Scraplets.”

“Good thinking,” praised Optimus. “Amy, go with Jazz. Rouge, with Bumblebee. Knuckles, with Ironhide. Shadow, with Prowl. Omega, with Cliffjumper. Tails, with Ratchet. Sonic, you’re with me. Amy and Jazz will go to the command center. Tails and Ratchet will go to the med-bay. Shadow and Prowl will go to the training facility. Rouge and Bumblebee, you’re checking out our Energon stores. Omega and Cliffjumper, I need you at the Ground Bridge room. Knuckles and Ironhide, you’re needed at weapons storage. Sonic and I will investigate the area he found the first Scraplet. Let’s roll out!” The teams headed off. Sonic led Optimus to a hallway near the mountainside.

“I get to be your bodyguard this time!” he cheered. “How cool is that?!”

“You’re getting a kick out of this,” muttered Optimus. “Er, you said you found the first one here?” The lights went out and someone gave a yell. When the lights came back on, Sonic saw Optimus on one foot with his arms shielding him from a nonexistent attack, his optics wide in terror.

“Did you just scream like a little girl?” asked Sonic.

“NO!” yelped Optimus. “…Maybe… Can we talk about this later?!”

“Prime, what caused you to be so terrified of them?” asked Sonic. “Aside from their metal eating tendencies?”

“Childhood trauma,” explained Optimus. “When I was a newborn, Dad’s estate was infested with a Scraplet colony. I had a few of them digging into me. Mom got everyone out, but it was too late for the rescue crews. It was all eaten. The Queen was destroyed, and the colony’s corpses went into space. Mom had an estate in New Caminus, so I was raised there, but I live in constant fear of Scraplets. I’m not afraid to admit it. If anything, letting my friends know of one weakness helps me to know they at least understand why I do what I do.”

“That, and your journey taught you to ask for help,” recalled Sonic.

“That too,” conceded Optimus. A thought then occurred to him. “Wait, how did the Scraplets get in here?”

“Sorry?” asked Sonic.

“Before I went off, Amy and I told everyone about the protection spells we set up,” explained Optimus.

“Hey, yeah,” remembered Sonic. “Amy told me about that. How could they chew through the…?” A tinkling sound could be overheard in the ceiling. In a fit of panic, Optimus shot up there, then something fell. He screamed again and flailed wildly to get the things off of him. Sonic facepalmed. “Really wish I didn’t see that,” he sighed. “OPTIMUS! You’re fine! It’s just a bunch of cables!” Optimus stopped moving and got a closer look. The objects that fell on him were, indeed, overhanging cables.

“…I knew that!” he countered. “I was just…doing one of my katas!” He then did very poorly done martial arts moves while making Bruce Lee noises. “…You’re not buying it,” he observed as Sonic tapped his feet. “Give me a break!” protested Optimus. “You’d do the same if snake-like things fell on you while there’s a Scraplet infestation!” He pulled on a cable, and then…they came down! Scraplets entered the area. Optimus screamed again and fired the freezer gun while Sonic spin-dashed them. They soon got them all cleared. Optimus had more than a few bite marks. He then deployed a scanner. It made a few sweeps with its sensors. “All clear,” reported Optimus.

“Something very weird is going on around here,” muttered Sonic. “Let’s reconvene at the command center.”

“All Autobots, converge on Jazz and Amy’s position,” called Optimus on the comms. He was met with static. “Anyone? Scrap! Those buggers must have taken out communications!”

“Let’s hope the message is passed on,” gulped Sonic. They headed to the command center to see Jazz freezing Scraplets while Amy smashed them with her hammer. Optimus and Sonic joined in the fray. They were getting swarmed. They put up a valiant effort, but they started tiring out.

“Come on!” gasped Jazz. “This can’t be how I go!”

“Keep up the attack!” encouraged Optimus. Then, it came! At first, Optimus didn’t believe it, but, there, standing in the command center, with the Scraplets parting to make way, was a ten-legged, two-armed, femininely-built, Transformer-sized Scraplet. Its head was similar to a human woman’s, just bald. It eyed Optimus with a hungry look.

“What manner of creature is that?!” breathed Amy.

“I am the Scraplet horde,” buzzed the creature.

“That’s a contradiction right there,” argued Jazz. “The Scraplets are a collective consciousness, like the Borg. There aren’t any individuals.” The Large Scraplet chuckled.

“I am the one who begins life by ending another,” she continued buzzing, “the one who is many. I am the Scraplet Horde.”

“You’re the colony’s Queen,” guessed Optimus.

“Do not be afraid,” whispered the Scraplet Queen. “You will be used to make new parts of my whole.”

“How else can I feel?!” yelped Optimus.

“Your fears are…small,” dismissed the Queen. She reached forward, only for Optimus to perceive something.

“Wait,” he interjected, “even simple organisms have some degree of magic energy, or mana, as we call it. Where’s yours?”

“We have no need of mana,” buzzed the Queen.

“Not true,” argued Optimus, “Scraplets DO have mana. I could feel it when I was a baby! I just didn’t know it at the time!”

“Hey, yeah!” called Amy. “Even Teletraan has mana! Only non-sentient things have no mana! You’re not really a Scraplet Queen!” The creature then roared and charged at Optimus who punched it, dispelling the illusion. The Scraplets vanished and the Queen was revealed to be a black, bulkier version of the Holo-droid! It roared as it punched Optimus. His weapons were sent flying out of his subspace as the gun landed near Jazz and the axe landed near Sonic. The axe shrunk, and Sonic grabbed it, splitting it into two and spin-dashing the thing, knocking it down. Jazz then leveled the gun at it. It roared.

“YEAH, FRAG YOU TOO!” shouted Jazz as he pulled the trigger. The shot punched a hole in its chest. The thing fell and made a resounding crash. Whatever damage that was caused by “Scraplets” had vanished.

“Hey, my systems are fully operational again!” reported Teletraan. “What IS that thing?”

“I…I’m not sure!” gulped Jazz. “It…kind of looks like the Holo-droid.”

“That, or some heavily modified version of it,” supplied Sonic.

“One of my men based the designs of that thing off your Holo-droid,” called a voice. Everyone turned to see Grimlock standing there. “However, for all his genius, he called it a Fear-o-tron. It plays on a person’s fears, really gets the phobias going.”

“Autobots, we have an intruder!” shouted Optimus. “Return to the command center!” All teams ran in. Ironhide, Ratchet, and Prowl goggled at the intruder.

“Grimlock!” gasped Ironhide. Optimus turned to him.

“That’s Grimlock?! Leader of the Lightning Strike Coalition?!” yelped Optimus.

“We call ourselves the Dyno-bots now,” answered Grimlock.

“I don’t care WHAT you call yourselves!” hissed Optimus. “I thought you had a sense of honor and integrity for a Decepticon, but, apparently, you do not!”

“FORMER Decepticon,” corrected Grimlock. “And what prompted the slur on my honor?”

“Using my own phobia against me!” snarled Optimus.

“Regrettable,” replied Grimlock, “but needed.”

“Why would you need my Scraplephobia?!” demanded Optimus.

“Haven’t you figured it out?” asked Grimlock. “You’re about to unlock your weapons’ full potential. A good, strong emotion really gets things pumping, especially with magic.”

“I didn’t know you were skilled in magic,” remarked Ironhide.

“Been a wizard of the Green Order for some time,” answered Grimlock. “In any case, I need those weapons at their full potential, get them…” a device went off. Grimlock checked it. “They’re already ripe for picking!” he cheered. “I didn’t need to do a damn thing!” He then gave a wicked grin to the bots. “I won’t get them now, but I WILL get them. Later, bots.”

“Stay where you are!” ordered Optimus. “I want answers!”

“Sorry, little mech,” chuckled Grimlock. “Ain’t got the time.” He pulled out a flash grenade, armed it, and threw it. The flash blinded everyone. As soon as their vision was back, Grimlock was gone.

“He’s scrambled his end coordinates,” sighed Teletraan. “I can’t find him.”

“First Eggman, then Shockwave and Metal Sonic, now Grimlock,” muttered Optimus. “Fun for the feeble minded.”

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TMC 3-21

Optimus was being congratulated on all sides. The Holo-Droid glared. It couldn’t fathom how a mech that was weak could beat it at something it knew as well as its opponent. Optimus then took notice. “Well?” hissed the Holo-Droid. “What are you waiting for? Order my destruction and be done with it.”

“I want answers first,” snarled Optimus. “Who were you trying to reach?”

“If the past weeks were any indication,” replied an elder woman’s voice, “I’d say it was trying to reach me.” A femme then appeared. She wore white armor with a helmet style shaped like a Fleet Admiral’s hat. She had wings and the Autobot symbol emblazoned proudly on them.

“Fleet Admiral Flashpoint!” yelped Optimus. “How long were you watching?”

“Since your duplicate came back online,” replied Flashpoint. “That thing was mobilizing us to a set of coordinates near your current position.”

“What coordinates were you given?!” gulped Optimus.

“Southern Imperia,” answered the Holo-droid. “Specifically, Robotropolis!”

“Robotropolis?” asked Flashpoint. “The home of that unsavory human that keeps fighting a blue hedgehog?”

“You were gonna murder him with the Autobot fleet?!” growled Optimus.

“No!” insisted the Holo-Droid. “We’re not gonna MURDER anyone! We’re going to HELP Sonic save this planet from a certain cyclops!”

“…An ultimatum,” realized Optimus.

“Bingo!” confirmed the Holo-Droid. “We issue a very specific statement! Eggman drops his vendetta against Sonic and does everything in his power to get Shockwave under lock and key, or we level Robotropolis with the Autobot fleet.”

“What?!” yelped Flashpoint. “This is outrageous! I see no reason to…!”

“Would you think for a second?!” snapped the Holo-Droid. “This is a chance to fix this! No more having to deal with two problems! No more Sonic being distracted by Eggman’s schemes! No more Shockwave and Metal Sonic! Sonic, here, claims that he’s doing it for the people, when, truth be told, they’re comfortable with Eggman attacking and couldn’t care less! Sonic is a hero, a living part of mythology with power to inspire and go beyond limits! But, time and again, he gets squandered by the people he cares about! Well, it’s about time to correct this mistake! Eggman had succeeded a while ago by making the people numb to his schemes! He’s proven to be the first successful villain, so it’s up to us to help Sonic be a hero and save this planet!”

“YOU INSULTING, PATRONIZING PIECE OF SCRAP!” roared Sonic. “HOW DARE YOU!”

“What?!” yelped the Holo-Droid.

“You have a lot of gall,” snarled Sonic, trembling with rage, “to say that the people of this planet became numb to Eggman! You have a lot of nerve saying they couldn’t care less about their lives being trampled on by Eggman’s machines! You dare tell me that the people I protect don’t care about being saved?! Every day, I have to hear stories about Eggman ripping an entire village in Mazuri apart, a hole blown into Chun-nan’s mountainside, and ancient tombs in Shamar being robbed! I fight to make sure Eggman doesn’t cause that tragedy every day, that he has to think about the lives he’s ruined, even for a brief time! I have to live with the fact that I can’t be everywhere at once while a madman causes untold suffering! That’s why I save people, to show that one being is more than enough to stand up to evil! Nothing enrages me more than some hunk of junk telling me my sacrifices aren’t worth it!”

“I have never seen Sonic so mad!” Tails whispered to Shadow.

“Can you blame him?” muttered Shadow. “He was just told that people don’t care about good things, that people only care about themselves.”

“Holo-Droid,” interjected Optimus, “you want to save this planet? You want to show the world that Sonic and the Autobots are more than titans that visit rarely and just listen to prayer, not doing anything? In the end, all you’re doing is threatening people if you don’t get your way. You’re trading Mobius’ self-imposed sanctions for your own! That’s not Sentinel Prime’s example, that’s Zeta Prime’s example! The example of a despot, not a hero!”

“Slag it all!” dismissed the Holo-Droid. “We have to do this! Look at what Eggman’s constantly doing! Having to put up with two problems and rebuild again and again and again and again and nothing ever changes!”

“Wrong!” argued Optimus. “We WILL win through eventually. We do so by convincing people we’re right, by winning hearts and minds! We don’t force people to think as we do, and we sure as the Pit don’t point a gun to their heads saying accept or die!”

“Slag it! We have to do this!” insisted the Holo-Droid. “We have to…!”

“Fleet Admiral Flashpoint, broadcast an order to stand down!” ordered Optimus. “No action is to be taken!”

“At once, Sir,” obliged Flashpoint as she released a breath. The Holo-Droid glared again.

“He will never stop, he will never cease, Eggman will never change,” it insisted, “unless WE make him change!”

“…Teletraan 1, fry him!” commanded Optimus. The Holo-Droid’s image faded as the endo-skeleton sparked. It fell and made a crash.

“Primus, that’s a creepy cuss!” gulped Jazz.

“Fleet Admiral, you deserve explanations,” sighed Optimus.

“Yes, and I want details,” insisted Flashpoint.

“Everyone, whatever logs were made surrounding this unfortunate mess I put us into,” directed Optimus, “give them to her so she can have the facts as well as our views.”


The Autobots and their allies told Flashpoint everything. Flashpoint had her staff confirm the logs. When she got the entire story, Flashpoint sighed. “Well,” she stammered. “This…I…You understand, this is a lot to take in.”

“We can certainly go over the Holo-Droid’s systems and find the problem,” assured Ratchet.

“With all due respect,” sighed Optimus, “you won’t find a single fault. It was doing exactly as programmed.”

“Prime, it reached into my chest and squeezed my spark like a stress toy!” protested Bumblebee.

“The Holo-Droid was based off of my memories and mental patterns,” answered Optimus. “It’s more than likely that if I hadn’t gone on this journey, I’d be doing what the Holo-droid did, even going so far as to get the Autobot fleet here.”

“Prime, I don’t buy it,” remarked Vector. “How many times did you save this planet? You’re far from evil.”

“I believe the phrase, where you’re from, is that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions,” observed Flashpoint.

“Take it from a veteran of her caliber,” confirmed Ironhide. “Even I can tell you that the funny thing about morality is that you can justify anything, and I do mean ANYTHING, in the name of a greater good, but it’s a matter of where you draw the line.”

“I’m not particularly happy about what I’ve discovered about myself,” sighed Optimus. “But, I’ve got some people willing to give me a swift kick in the aft.”

“What I would like to know is how the Holo-Droid deleted the various Emergency Shut-down protocols you and Teletraan installed!” snapped Tails. “You guys buried them in its programming! It shouldn’t have found them!”

“Optimus’ invention, Optimus’ memory patterns,” remarked Ratchet. “The funny thing about exact duplicates is that you and the duplicate know everything about each other, including where one would logically put things.”

“So, that’s it?” rasped Shadow. “You went from one side of the planet to another just to find some witch who told you to get your act together?”

“No, I think this whole journey has ensured he won’t turn evil,” replied Sira.

“How do you figure?” asked Cliffjumper.

“Well, when the Holo-Droid went nuts,” supplied Amy, “what happened? We rose to the occasion. We tried to protect ourselves and our friends.”

“Optimus,” remarked Sira, “you should be proud of your friends.”

“Oh, I don’t think any bot is capable of being prouder,” assured Optimus.

“Well, if there’s nothing else,” interjected Flashpoint, “I promised my grandchildren I’d take them to Six Lasers Over Cybertron.”

“Oh, I LOVED that when I was a sparkling!” cheered Bumblebee. “There’s the Space Slide, the Galaxy Coaster, the Plasma Curve, and…”

“Corporal,” interrupted Flashpoint, “don’t make me hurt you.”

“Give your grandchildren my best wishes,” bid Optimus.

“Will do,” replied Flashpoint. “Fleet Admiral Flashpoint, out.” She ended the transmission.


After things settled down, Sira, Natalie, and Trema were given a tour of the base with Amy as their guide. They were granted access a while ago. “And this is Optimus’ office,” revealed Amy. “Let’s see if he’s in there.” She rang the chime. No one responded. “Huh?” muttered Amy. “Teletraan, is Optimus in his office?”

“No, he’s on the ship,” replied Teletraan as his avatar popped up on a view screen nearby. “He and Ratchet were checking over my link to the Ark’s functions.”

“Are they on the bridge?” asked Sira.

“No, Ratchet beamed down back to the Med-bay while Optimus went to the cargo hold,” explained Teletraan. “He’s busy playing on his flute.”

“His flute?” quizzed Amy. Meanwhile, Optimus was playing a snatch of music from Star Trek. It was from Lessons. He and Elita usually played a duet of the song with Elita on the piano. When he ended, he could swear he heard a piano version of what he played. Back on Mobius, Blackarachnia was playing a portable piano after she thought she heard Optimus playing the flute. As she played on Mobius, Optimus joined in at the right time and the song played on. No words were needed to show their thoughts on the other.

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TMC 3-20

“Ah, Optimus,” gulped the Holo-Droid. “Er, this probably requires some explanation…”

“Teletraan briefed me on the situation when Sira, Natalie, and I teleported past the lock-down procedures,” interrupted Optimus. “You really should have stepped down.”

“Well, given the circumstances,” replied the Holo-Droid. Optimus wasn’t having any of that.

“Execute Shutdown Program Alpha Omega Prime!” he ordered.

“Wait a klik!” yelped the Holo-Droid. Too late. The image faded to reveal a boney, bronze looking endoskeleton with a blank face.

“Wait, WHAT?!” squawked Ironhide.

“If you’re wondering why I didn’t give you bots that shutdown code,” called Optimus, “it’s because it was keyed to my voice patterns.”

“Uh HUH,” mused Ratchet.

“Is everyone okay?” asked Optimus. Teletraan’s avatar shook his head.

“I speak for all of us when I say we’ve been better,” he groaned.

“Probably a good thing we haven’t tested out the new tanks G.U.N built for us,” supplied Bumblebee.

“How’s your brother?” asked Optimus. Bumblebee checked over Cliffjumper.

“Don’t worry, Twilight!” mumbled Cliffjumper. “We’ll stop Discord and Q!”

“I think he’ll be all right,” reported Bumblebee.

“Cliffjumper’s a Brony?” muttered Jazz.

“I’m surprised too,” replied Optimus. “In any case, Teletraan 1, end the lockdown.”

“Belay that!” shouted a voice. It was the Holo-droid! The image it was projecting was still Optimus, but it looked like the image was static-like.

“Bent on locking us in?” asked Optimus.

“We need to talk! I…” The Holo-Droid then stopped. “You’re the only one who doesn’t look surprised that I’m online again.”

“You’re based off my memories and mental patterns,” replied Optimus. “It’s natural for you to make back-ups.”

“Yeah, true that,” conceded the Holo-Droid. “I doubt you can stop me now. Teletraan, get a signal out to…”

“Frag that! I’m shutting you down!” snapped Teletraan. The Holo-Droid snapped its fingers. Nothing happened. The Holo-Droid was confused and tried again. “Deleted that,” explained Teletraan.

“Well, poopy,” muttered the Holo-Droid.

“Good work, Teletraan,” praised Optimus. “However, hold off on shutting it down. I need info from it.”

“You’ll have to beat me in a fight,” taunted the Holo-Droid.

“I have another idea,” replied Optimus. “Secondary computer, bring forth my Duel Monsters collection.”

“You’re seriously challenging me to YuGiOh?” scoffed the Holo-Droid. “You want to settle this with a children’s card game?”

“It’s going to be two decks of 40 random cards,” explained Optimus. “You may choose the rules.”

“You’re really going through with this,” sighed the Holo-Droid. “All right, ARC-V rules.”

“Teletraan, give us 8000 life points each,” directed Optimus. Teletraan brought up a life point screen. He looked up the rules and then assumed a referee’s uniform.

“Call it,” called Teletraan.

“Heads,” replied Optimus. Teletraan flipped a coin and caught it. “Well?”

“Bad luck, Prime,” sighed Teletraan to Optimus. “Activating holo-projectors.” Optimus then took one deck while the Holo-droid took another. They activated their duel disks.

“If you win,” offered Optimus, “the base is yours and we’ll relocate to the Space Colony ARK. If I win, you’re going back to factory settings after being shut down.”

“Fine by me,” replied the Holo-Droid.

“It’s time to duel!” announced Teletraan.

“Let’s see,” mused the Holo-Droid. “I think I’ll activate Unexpected Dai and special summon Warrior Dai Grepher from my deck. Next, I’ll normal summon Star Drawing” A male humanoid warrior with a large sword came up as well as a cutesy monster with a wand and beret. The monsters had two attributes, one for attack, and the other for defense. Grepher’s attack/defense ratio was 1700/1600 and Star Drawing’s was 1600/1000. “Now, I think I’ll use those two to XYZ summon Tornado Dragon!” A dragon made of wind appeared next to the previous two monsters before they were put inside the monster. Its ratio was 2000/2100. “Now, because of Drawing’s effect, I can draw a card. After that, I’ll just set this thing down,” the card was set in the spell/trap zone, “and end.”

“I’m not risking it,” replied Optimus. “I’ll play Hand Destruction, so we’re sending two cards from our hand to the graveyard and drawing their replacements.” They both did so. “Now,” declared Optimus, “I’ll summon Alexandrite Dragon,” a dragon with prismatic scales came up with a ratio of 2000/100, “and attack your Tornado Dragon with it.”

“Poor choice,” chuckled the Holo-Droid. “Here comes my trap card, Mirror Wall. That brings your Alexandrite Dragon down to 1000 attack points, leaving it open to Tornado Dragon!” Tornado Dragon bit into Alexandrite Dragon’s neck and tossed it aside. Alexandrite Dragon vanished, and Optimus’ life points went down to 7000.

“Scrap!” swore Optimus. “Still, you DID help me satisfy the conditions for my new monster. Because a normal monster was destroyed in battle, I’ll special summon Orichalcos Shunoros.” An elaborate, humanoid machine came up. Its ratio was ?/0. “Since Shunoros’ attack depends on the opposing monsters on the field, his attack is 1000.”

“Not going to help you on this one,” laughed the Holo-Droid.

“I wasn’t finished,” replied Optimus. “I’ll activate Swing of Memories to get Alexandrite Dragon back.”

“That’s gonna be destroyed when your turn ends!” observed the Holo-Droid.

“With Shunoros’ effect? Not likely,” countered Optimus.

“Scrap, you’re right,” swore the Holo-droid.

“Now, I set this little card in the spell/trap zone, and end,” finished Optimus.

“Let’s see what I draw,” muttered the Holo-Droid. It gained a smile when it saw the card. “Oh, perfect!” it laughed. “Let’s see, I think I’ll forgo paying Mirror Wall’s 2000 life point cost, so away it goes. Next will be the normal summon of Skilled Dark Magician.” A humanoid appeared next to Tornado Dragon. It was dressed in robes and shoulder armor, carrying a staff, with a ratio of 1700/1900.

“That raises Shunoros’ attack to 2000,” replied Optimus.

“Then I set this card here,” continued the Holo-droid as it was put into the spell/trap zone, “and put Tornado Dragon into defense mode. I end.”

“Thus, activating my trap card, Zoma the Spirit,” called Optimus. A creepy, impish looking creature came up. “I’ll just special summon it to the field and end.” An attack/defense ratio appeared with 1800/200. “I believe it’s my turn.” Optimus drew a card from the deck. “I’ll attack your Skilled Dark Magician with Zoma the Spirit.”

“Which only drops my life points by 100, if I’m not mistaken,” mused the Holo-droid.

“It’s right,” sighed Teletraan. The Holo-droid went from 8000 to 7900

“And Shunoros’ attack just went back because now it’s just my Tornado dragon again,” chuckled the Holo-Droid.

“Then I just set this and end,” replied Optimus. The card went to a spell/trap zone.

“I’ll just detach Star Drawing from Tornado Dragon, destroying whatever spell or trap you set,” laughed the Holo-Droid.

“FRAGGIT!” swore Optimus.

“Let’s see, since it’s my turn,” mused the Holo-Droid as it drew a card, “I’ll just set this and end.” It went into the spell/trap zone.

“Then, I’ll draw and pass,” answered Optimus.

“Pass?!” yelped the Holo-droid. It then sighed as it drew a card. “Your funeral. I’m playing the spell I just drew, Shield and Sword. That swaps the attack/defense ratios on everything on the field. Your Shunoros now has an attack of 0, your Zoma the Spirit has 200, your Alexandrite Dragon has 100 and my Tornado Dragon has 2100. Speaking of Tornado Dragon, I’ll switch him to attack mode, so he’ll attack Shunoros. So, I believe your life points are 4900?”

“Scrap!” swore Optimus.

“Your turn,” offered the Holo-droid. Optimus drew a card.

“Oh, perfect!” he cheered. “I summon Junk Synchron!” A short, stout creature in orange armor, a scarf, and goggles appeared. “Now, I’ll tune it with Alexandrite Dragon to synchro summon Clear Wing Synchro Dragon!” The previous monsters vanished, and Optimus put their cards into the graveyard. A dragon with a mix of crystal and machine appeared and roared. Its ratio was 2500/2000. “Clear Wing Synchro Dragon, get Tornado Dragon out of here!” Clear Wing Synchro Dragon roared in acknowledgement and swiped Tornado Dragon. The monster faded, and the Holo-Droid’s life points went to 7500. “Now, I switch Zoma to defense mode, set this, and end my turn.” Optimus set a card in the spell/trap zone.

“Hm,” mused the Holo-Droid, “I think I’ll activate Jar of Greed to get another card. Next, I’ll normal summon Ancient Gear Hunting Hound.” A metal, corroded dog appeared. Its ratio was 1000/1000. “You know the automatic effect he’s got on you,” said the Holo-droid.

“I take 600 damage,” answered Optimus. His life points went to 4300.

“Now, for its second effect,” chuckled the Holo-Droid. “I’ll send it and the Ancient Gear Beast I drew earlier to the graveyard to fusion summon Ancient Gear Howitzer in defense!” A winged creature made of pipes and with turrets for hands came up as Hunting Hound faded away. Its ratio was 1000/1800

“Clear Wing will chain with its effect!” called Optimus.

“You dimwit!” insulted the Holo-Droid. “That’s not gonna do you any good! Card effects can’t affect Howitzer! Down go your life points, due to Howitzer’s effect!” Optimus’ life points went to 3300. “And I’ll just set this in the spell/trap zone and end.”

“Scrap!” gulped Ironhide. “Prime’s at a major disadvantage!”

“This game has a way of turning things around,” mused Jazz, “if there’s no cheating, at least.”

“Clear Wing will attack Howitzer,” announced Optimus.

“Will it?” asked the Holo-Droid. “Tell me, are there any Ancient Gear monsters in your deck?”

“Scrap! Howitzer’s effect!” swore Optimus. “Wait, there’s still Clear Wing’s effect to consider!”

“Oh, I have considered it!” laughed the Holo-Droid. “Hence why I’m playing Forbidden Chalice. I hope Clear Wing enjoys 400 extra attack, because its effect is gone!”

“Slag!” shouted Optimus.

“And Howitzer can’t be affected, so you’re still handing over your Ancient Gear Monster!” The Holo-droid held its hand out. Optimus handed over the monster. “Thanks to Howitzer, I can summon this bad boy, ignoring the terms of summoning! Didn’t expect your Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon to be on my end, did you?!” A metal, corroded dragon appeared and roared. Its ratio was 3000/3000. “I believe it’s still your turn,” giggled the Holo-droid.

“I’m setting this and ending my turn,” sighed Optimus. Another card went into the spell/trap zone. The attack points went back to the original number for Clear Wing and its effects were back.

“My turn,” declared the Holo-Droid. “Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon will attack Clear Wing Synchro Dragon. I see you trying to activate a spell/trap, don’t even try! You know as well as I do, Reactor Dragon can’t be affected by spells, traps, or monster effects until it attacks, and you take damage!” Reactor Dragon attacked and destroyed Clear Wing. Optimus’ life points went down to 2800. “And because of Reactor Dragon’s effect, say goodbye to Zoma! Your go!”

“Slag!” swore Optimus as he drew a card. “I’m playing Pot of Desires, so I’ll banish 10 cards from the top of my deck to draw 2 more.” He did so. “Now, I’ll play one of the cards I drew, Smashing Ground. Ancient Gear Reactor Dragon must go!” The monster was thrown off by the ground beneath it shaking like Jell-O. “Now I set this card and end my turn.” Another spell/trap.

“My turn,” replied the Holo-Droid as it drew a card. “Ah, I can use this! I play Overload Fusion! So, I’ll be using Ancient Gears Hunting Hound, Beast, Howitzer, and Reactor Dragon to fusion summon Chaos Ancient Gear Giant!” A metal giant came up with a ratio of 4500/3000.

“Hang on!” yelped Ratchet. “I saw those beasts go into the graveyard space! You shouldn’t be able to use them!”

“With Overload Fusion,” explained Optimus, “the Holo-Droid can use any Ancient Gear monsters on the field or in the graveyard. Banishment doesn’t mean death.”

“This game makes no sense!” shouted Bumblebee.

“Button it, pipsqueak!” snapped the Holo-Droid. “My turn’s not over. Unless Optimus has a spell or trap to use…”

“Which I do!” replied Optimus. “I activate Bottomless Trap Hole! Want to chain anything to the effect?”

“I see no reason to,” dismissed the Holo-Droid. “My Giant can’t be affected by spell or trap effects.”

“There IS a way for it to be vulnerable to that,” countered Optimus. “I’m chaining Effect Veiler to Bottomless Trap Hole!”

“WHAT?!” yelped the Holo-Droid. A blue haired angel briefly flashed before a hole opened beneath Chaos Ancient Gear Giant. It fell down the hole.

“That’s right, Effect Veiler can remove any effects, no matter the monster!” boasted Optimus. “With that, your Giant had no protection against my Trap Hole! Anything else you wish to do?”

“I pass,” hissed the Holo-Droid.

“Then I set this card and end,” finished Optimus.

“Give me something good!” begged the Holo-Droid to Primus. Its optics flashed. “Thank you! I activate Cup of Ace! Teletraan, flip a coin! If it’s heads, I draw 2 cards. If not, Optimus draws 2 cards!” Teletraan did so. “Well?”

“Bad luck, Optimus, the Holo-Droid won that one,” sighed Teletraan. The Holo-Droid drew.

“Perfect!” it cheered. “I’ll normal summon Clown Zombie!” A zombie clown appeared with a ratio of 1300/0, laughing creepily. “Since I control a level 2, Dark monster, I can special summon Caligo Claw Crow!” A cartoonish crow with oversized talons appeared with a ratio of 900/600. “Now, I’ll use these to XYZ summon Number 65: Djinn Buster!” A dark, metal encrusted monster with large swords for hands appeared with a ratio of 1300/0. “Djinn Buster, attack Optimus’ life points directly!”

“Hold that thought!” called Optimus. “I’m playing Call of the Haunted to revive my Clear Wing Synchro Dragon. You’ll have to go through a replay for that.”

“Then Djinn Buster will break off the attack,” replied the Holo-Droid. “But, that does permit me to use Rank-Up-Magic Quick Chaos! That ranks Djinn Buster to Number C65: King Overfiend!” Djinn Buster changed into an overlord style monster with a ratio of 1600/0. “Now, I’ll activate its effect, targeting Clear Wing by detaching Clown Zombie! As long as Djinn Buster is attached to Overfiend, you can’t activate any monster effects!” Clear Wing’s attack went down to 1500. “Your move,” offered the Holo-Droid. Optimus drew.

“I activate Limit Reverse to revive Effect Veiler,” he announced. “Next, I’ll use him and Clear Wing to synchro summon Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon!” A dragon made of crystal came up and roared, armed with a ratio of 3000/2500. “Crystal Wing, get rid of Overfiend!” Crystal Wing roared and slashed at Overfiend with its claws. The Holo-droid’s life points went to 6100. “Your move.”

“Indeed, it is,” agreed the Holo-Droid as it drew a card. “I’m playing the card I just drew, Fissure! Say goodbye to Crystal Wing!” Crystal Wing fell into a crack in the earth. “Now, I end my turn.”

“It’s playing with Optimus like a cat with a mouse!” gulped Ironhide.

“A non-Mobian cat, maybe,” sighed Sira.

“Come on!” pleaded Jazz. “Primus, let Optimus turn this thing around!” Optimus drew a card.

“I summon Necroface!” he called. A creepy baby’s head with tentacles coming out appeared with a ratio of 1200/1800. “Its effect allows all banished cards to return to the deck and gain 100 attack from each card. Teletraan, how many cards were banished?”

“15,” reported Teletraan. “So, Necroface will gain 2700.”

“Thank you,” bid Optimus. “Necroface, attack him directly!”

“And that activates my trap card, Nutrient Z!” laughed the Holo-Droid. “I’ll be gaining 4000 life points before taking damage.” The Holo-Droid’s life points went to 10100 before Necroface smacked it with its tentacles, bringing it to 7300. Optimus sneered.

“I end my turn,” he sighed. The Holo-droid drew a card.

“Oh, yes!” it cheered. “Mystical Space Typhoon! I think I’ll target…that spell/trap card right there!”

“That was my Burying Mirror Force!” thought Optimus. He discarded it.

“I end,” declared the Holo-Droid.

“All right,” answered Optimus as he drew, “I’m playing Allure of Darkness to draw two cards. However, one of my cards is banished because of Allure’s effect. Necroface shall attack you again!”

“Scrap!” swore the Holo-Droid. Its life points went to 3600. “Still, I have a life point advantage!”

“Then, use it,” insisted Optimus. “It’s your move.”

“Very well,” chuckled the Holo-Droid as it drew. “I’m playing Dark Hole to destroy all monsters on the field. Since Necroface is the only one, away it goes. With that, I end.”

“All right,” replied Optimus. “I set this one and end.”

“Already?” asked the Holo-Droid. “Well, I’m not one to take chances. I play Pot of Dichotomy. I’ll take three cards of different types from my graveyard and reshuffle them into my deck. Then I’ll draw two cards. Hey, the one I’ll summon is one Necroface returned a while ago. Come on back, Ancient Gear Hunting Hound!”

“You can’t conduct the battle phase,” replied Optimus.

“And yet, Hunting Hound still inflicts 600 damage due to its effect,” countered the Holo-Droid. Optimus’ life points went down to 2200. “Now, I’ll use Hunting Hound’s second effect to send it and another Ancient Gear monster to the graveyard to fusion summon Ancient Gear Howitzer again in defense!” Howitzer came back. “And, due to the effect, Howitzer inflicts 1000 damage on you!” Optimus’ life points went to 1200. “All that damage and my monsters didn’t need to lift a finger! I end my turn!” Optimus drew.

“I summon Mechanicalchaser!” announced Optimus. A spheroid machine with various hunting tools and wings came up with a ratio of 1850/800. “Those 50 extra attack points are what I need. Mechanicalchaser attacks Howitzer!”

“And Howitzer’s effect allows me to special summon Ancient Gear Beast!” laughed the Holo-Droid. Another creature built like Hunting Hound came forward as Howitzer fell. Its ratio was 2000/2000.

“Ample opportunity for me to play my trap card, Escape from the Dark Dimension,” announced Optimus. “I’ll bring back the card Allure got rid of, Dark Horus!” A black, metal dragon appeared with a ratio of 3000/1800. “Dark Horus will attack your Beast!” Dark Horus swatted Beast aside, bringing the Holo-droid down to 2600. “That’s my turn, what’s yours?”

“I’ll set this card I drew facedown and end,” finished the Holo-Droid.

“All right,” replied Optimus. He drew a card. “Oh, hello!” he said as he grinned. “First, Mechanicalchaser will attack your face-down.”

“Poor move!” giggled the Holo-droid. “My face-down was Charcoal Inpachi!” A wooden golem that was smoking appeared in a defense position. Its ratio was 100/2100. “Now, you receive damage for attacking a monster with a stronger defense!” Optimus’ life points went to 950.

“All right, Dark Horus will stomp Charcoal Inpachi,” answered Optimus. Dark Horus smashed Charcoal Inpachi. “Now, I’ll set this, and end.”

“I’m just going to set this one and end,” chuckled the Holo-Droid. Optimus grinned.

“He’s got him!” remarked Jazz.

“Who?” asked Ironhide.

“Optimus, he’s got a plan for the Holo-droid,” explained Jazz. “I see that win grin!”

“He’s at 950 life points!” protested Tails.

“If he plays it right, that may be an advantage,” assured Jazz.

“What makes you so sure?” quizzed Bumblebee.

“…Well…YuGiOh is a very deep and involved game,” floundered Jazz. “His strategy will become apparent any cycle now.”

“…You have absolutely no idea how this game is played,” guessed Trema.

“…I can’t hide anything from a Witch, can I?” sighed Jazz. Trema shook her head. “Well, I DID develop an appreciation for it.”

“Since when?” inquired Tails.

“Since his girlfriend taught him everything he knows about the game,” explained Jazz. “He doesn’t flash that grin unless he’s got an ace up his sleeve.”

“My turn, I believe,” recalled Optimus. “I’ll draw.”

“Perfect chance to activate Ring of Destruction on Mechanicalchaser!” boasted the Holo-droid.

“I discard the card I drew to chain your trap with my own, Rainbow Life!” replied Optimus. “Whatever damage you were going to inflict on me becomes a life point gain!”

“Confirmed!” cheered Teletraan. Optimus’ life points went up to 2800 while the Holo-droid went down to 750.

“NO!” shouted the Holo-Droid.

“What did I tell you?!” cheered Jazz.

“Don’t celebrate just yet,” urged Optimus. “It’s the Holo-Droid’s turn.” The Holo-droid drew.

“I set this and end,” it announced.

“All right,” smirked Optimus. He drew. “I use Twin Twisters to discard 1 card and target that spell/trap you set. Dark Horus, end this! Attack the Holo-Droid’s life points directly!” Horus roared and sent the Holo-Droid sprawling as its life points went to 0.

“VICTORY! OPTIMUS PRIME!” announced Teletraan. Cheers rang throughout the base.

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Transformers: Mobian Chronicles Transformers: Mobian Chronicles (Arc 3: Orion's Journey)

TMC 3-19

Journey’s log. Supplemental. I have been…unable…to try and…puzzle out…oh, for Primus’ sake, who am I kidding?! I know damn well what Sira said! And, looking over my past actions over the past few years, I can’t blame her for saying that. What have I done? I’m surprised Jazz and Ironhide, my closest allies, put up with that. At this point, I wish Jazz invoked the Crisis Act. “What did I do?” I asked aloud. “What did I do to cause something so unpleasant?”

“I think you can answer that yourself,” replied a motherly voice. I whirled around to see two bluish, transparent bots. Their legs were replaced by ghost tails. One of the bots was a femme in a dancer’s armor and the other was a stocky mech with medical markings. I was confused, then remembered the names that were used for my weapons. I pointed to the femme.

“Blade Dancer?” I asked. She nodded. “Then, YOU,” I said, pointing to the mech, “are Pacemaker.”

“That’s right,” confirmed the mech. Time seemed to stop for us as we looked at each other.

“Er, can you sit down?” I asked.

“We can,” assured Blade Dancer. I offered my seat to her and she sat down as if she were still alive. Pacemaker took the other seat. As I stood, they gave me warm smiles. I wasn’t sure I deserved them.

“I made a humungous mess of things, haven’t I?” I sighed.

“Yep, no painting over that one,” remarked Pacemaker.

“Then what am I supposed to do?” I asked. “Never make mistakes? Never raise my voice? Never get angry at anything? Never lie or take a shortcut? Act like a goodie-two-pedes?”

“Of course not. Not even the Primes are that perfect,” replied Blade Dancer.

“THEN WHAT IN THE PIT DO YOU AND THE PRIMES WANT FROM ME?!” I shouted. “I…I just don’t know what to do! What can I do to make this right again?!”

“We want you to be better,” answered another voice. I jumped and whirled to see Solus Prime behind me.

“Yeah, that’s helpful,” I snarked as I tried to slow my Sparkrate.

“You know the problem,” explained Solus, “now you can find the solution.”

“…Yeah, knowing the problem makes a solution easier,” I conceded.

“Pacemaker and I were holding back because we weren’t sure about you,” answered Blade Dancer.

“We didn’t know what would happen if we cut loose,” continued Pacemaker.

“Maybe you shouldn’t,” I sighed. “Maybe Sira underestimated how far along I went on an evil path and you should snuff my Spark before I get worse.”

“Did you really just say that?” hissed Pacemaker.

“In front of a medic, a dancer, and a Prime, no less?” asked Blade Dancer.

“Orion, you’re our partner,” assured Solus. “You’re our friend. As Jazz has been demonstrating since you met him, you don’t leave friends hanging. You help them, try to make them better.”

“And, if you can’t?” I asked.

“Then, at least we made the effort,” replied Blade Dancer. “So, what’s the next stage?”

“I need to be more mindful, think a little before acting and speaking,” I declared.

“You won’t try to do so?” asked Solus.

“While I may lean more to Star Trek,” I replied, “I can’t deny Yoda’s wisdom. ‘Do, or do not. There is no try.’”

“Wise words,” chuckled Solus. “We need to go, as do you.” She then placed her hand on my shoulder as Pacemaker placed his hand on the other and Blade Dancer hugged me as a mother would. “Good luck, Optimus,” bid Solus.

“Thank you, Solus,” I reciprocated. My optics switched off for a moment, then I realized what she said. “Wait, did you call me…?” I then saw my hands. They were in the familiar talon shape. I looked down to see my old cockpit chest. My shoulders had their flight jets back. I then felt around my head and found antennae. Solus was right! I’m back to being Optimus Prime! I gave a cheer! My magic was back!

“You’re quite the excitable one,” mused a voice. I turned to see Sira and Natalie watching. “We felt a magic surge, a small one, here. So, you reexamined your Spark?”

“I did,” I replied, calming down. “I have a few friends to thank. Pacemaker, Blade Dancer, the Primes, the Autobots, our Mobian allies, and you. Thank you.”

“For what?” asked Sira.

“For having me go on this journey to truly know what I need to be mindful of,” I explained.

“Well,” muttered Sira, “we all saw that you were going on some journey. Even my current apprentice, Amy Rose, could see it.”

“The Scarlet Specter has a good teacher,” I praised.

“I’m flattered,” replied Sira. “Like I said, we all knew you were going on a journey. The reason behind it? That was something we couldn’t see. Good thing, too.”

“It wouldn’t really be a test if someone knew the answer,” I guessed.

“You got it,” confirmed Sira.

“Personally, I hope this is the last time I go through this trial,” I sighed.

“You don’t get it, do you?” observed Natalie. “The Trial of the Soul never ends. The universe wanted to see if you could really change and you just proved you can.”

“When I asked my friends for help,” I realized.

“Exactly,” answered Sira. “That’s what a true Transformer does, regardless of being made of metal or flesh and blood. It changes, adapts, helps, and is helped along the way. No being can change without some help.” She then bade me follow her through the house. “Yes, there are those that abuse it by becoming overly dependent, but there is another end to that spectrum.”

“Never asking for help,” I answered. “Letting pride in doing things yourself get in the way.”

“Right again,” replied Sira. “And, along the journey, for a moment, you were thinking of possibilities never once considered by you.”

“When Blackarachnia showed me the Post-war Suffering being heaped on the Decepticons,” I sighed. “I’ve got a lot of work to do.”

“Then, don’t let me detain you,” bid Sira. “But, just so you know, you’re welcome to visit me when you need advice. And, if you’re lucky, Natalie and I may stop by your base.”

“Well, in that case, I’ll make a visit easier for you by mailing you your security cards,” I called.

“Much appreciated,” chuckled Sira. “See you out there!” I was at the main drive with Sira and Natalie still waving goodbye.

“Ad magnitudinem vero,” I chanted. I returned to my original size and switched the comms on. “Ratchet, this is Optimus Prime. My magic’s back and I need a Ground Bridge.” Static was the reply. “Ratchet?” I asked. I tried another one. “Tails?” Static again. “Teletraan?” Static from him?!

“Is something wrong?” quizzed Sira as she and Natalie ran up to me.

“Not even my A.I’s responding,” I answered. A horrible thought struck me. “The Holo-Droid!” I gasped. “I left a copy of me in command!”

“Before you went on this journey?” asked Sira.

“That’s what’s got me so worried,” I gulped. “I haven’t mastered teleporting myself yet. Want to visit the Autobot base early?”

“Sure,” replied Sira. “We just need an image to work with.”

“Better than that, I know the coordinates and the inside of the base,” I helped.

“Even better,” cheered Natalie. “Concentrate on those things as we chant the spell.” We then held our hands up like a doctor would. I did as asked, and we started chanting.

“Locus. Locus. Locus,” we chanted. As we did, magic was flowing around us. We let my image and coordinates bleed into the magic and it started guiding us there.


The Holo-droid went to the main command center. “All right,” it muttered. “What’s on the docket for today? Ah, yes. Teletraan 1, open a channel to the Autobot fleet. Tell them they are to launch within the hour.”

“Not a chance!” snarled Teletraan. “GUYS! NOW!”

“CYBER KEY POWER!” shouted all the Autobots as they came out of the woodwork. Jazz fired off his Bass Cannons at the Holo-Droid. Prowl’s shoulder mounted launchers became shoulder mounted rifles as they fired. Bumblebee’s hands became spikes and they fired a large stream of electricity. Cliffjumper unleashed triple-barreled blasters from his arms. Ironhide combined his cannons to make a laser bazooka. Ratchet had claws deploy from his arms and fire electromagnetic beams. Teletraan deployed internal defenses. The Holo-Droid face-palmed.

“Seriously?” it asked. “I’m made of lights and force-fields! What can you…?” Its power levels went to 99% after 12 seconds. It waited another 12 seconds before it dropped to 98%. “Not gonna work, guys,” it remarked. “I can do this all day!”

“Tails, is it even doing anything?” gulped Prowl.

“Its power levels are dropping, but slowly!” reported Tails as he looked on a monitor. “Keep up the attack!”

“Guys, I’m getting bored!” sigh the Holo-Droid. The Cyber Keys then wore off. “There! You’re done!” remarked the Holo-Droid. “Now, will you just…?!” The Autobots then each took a tank from beneath the floor, converted them to rifles, and fired. “Oh, hey! Commander Tower let you guys have them again. Awesome.” It then used its forcefields in its hands to redirect the beams of light to the Autobots. They were blown into the walls.

“NO! KEEP UP THE ASSAULT!” cried Tails.

“Oh, Miles Prower!” quizzed the Holo-Droid in a sing-song voice. “Is that you I hear?”

“Oh, Scrap in a Test Tube!” swore Tails. He turned to his friends, hiding behind him. “It’s our turn already, guys!”

“Blast away!” cheered Sonic. Knuckles grabbed Tails’ legs and Tails grabbed Sonic’s legs. Knuckles spun around a few times, then released Tails.

“SONIC OVERDRIVE!” announced Team Sonic as Tails kicked Sonic into the air, giving him height enough to do a Light Speed Attack, doing his signature Spin Dash at higher speeds and bouncing on the Holo-Droid multiple times. The Holo-Droid knocked Sonic into his team.

“CHAOS INFERNO!” shouted Team Dark. Shadow initiated Chaos Control. Rouge lifted Omega by the head and he converted his arms into laser cannons, rotating them around his body in a counter-clockwise direction and firing. The Holo-Droid redirected the beams and knocked them down.

“FLOWER FESTIVAL!” called Team Rose. Big the Cat bounced Amy and Cream on his umbrella, then he lifted it slightly into the air. Amy landed on the umbrella, struck a pose, then Cream landed on her and struck another pose while an explosion of flowers hit the Holo-droid. The Holo-Droid slammed its foot on the ground as the flowers evaporated and knocked the team down. A shamisen was then being played, then drums. The Holo-Droid was confused.

“CHAOTIX RECITAL!” screeched Team Chaotix. They sang off key, unleashing a sonic blast. The Holo-Droid grabbed one of the overhanging blasters under Teletraan’s command and shot at the Chaotix’ feet. They were tossed like ragdolls. The Holo-Droid then felt something in its head.

“Hm, it looks like Teletraan’s trying to hack my systems,” it chuckled. “It’d be a shame if I didn’t anticipate that and made a special program for that!” It snapped its fingers and the main console sparked. Teletraan 1’s avatar clutched its head in pain.

“Teletraan, are you all right?!” asked a voice.

“Iiiii’mmmm fiiiinnneee!” slurred Teletraan. The avatar then fell.

“Was that…?” muttered the Holo-Droid, wondering about the voice. Trema came out with a laser pistol with a gatling gun barrel. “How did you get in here?!”

“Special permission!” answered Trema as she fired.

“I thought you saved a Nebulan Blaster for war time,” remarked the Holo-Droid.

“This IS war time!” snarled Trema as she continued firing.

“Hm, power levels are dropping,” mused the Holo-Droid, “but, not enough. Say, Trema, did you know various emergency procedures were implemented when the intruder attacked Optimus? This one’s my favorite. Emergency Procedure 5! Activate!” A force field came between her and the Holo-Droid. “Yeah, we got the tech from the cargo hold of the Ark!” it boasted. It then looked over its victims. “Look at you morons! Did you really think you could beat me?! There isn’t a single being here who can stop me! Primus, there isn’t even a being on this planet who can stop what I’ve begun!” Suddenly, a laser blast hit it from behind, sending it sprawling onto the ground. “All right!” it shouted. “Who had the gaaaaaaahello!” it said as it looked down the barrel of the laser pistol pointed at it.

“I don’t know,” grunted the owner of the gun. “I might know a bot.”

“Kiddo!” cheered Ironhide.

“Sir!” gasped Prowl.

“Dude!” called Jazz.

“Mr. Prime!” cried Cream.

“Optimus! You’re back!” cheered Sonic.

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Transformers: Mobian Chronicles Transformers: Mobian Chronicles (Arc 3: Orion's Journey)

TMC 3-18

Journey’s log. Supplemental. Sira had just dropped the mother of absurdities on me! “Turning…evil?” I repeated. “…No, I’m not!”

“You most certainly are!” replied Sira. “I’ve seen this happen numerous times. You’re arrogant, power-hungry, and so deluded, you can’t even see it! You don’t value another’s opinions and your selfishness and ego are getting to a point where you won’t see anyone but yourself, not even your loved ones.”

“This is absurd!” I snapped as I got up. “You’re probably not even a real Witch! This whole thing must have been…”

“SILENCE!” roared Sira as she got up. She did the whole scary Gandalf convincing Bilbo to give up the Ring thing as the area went dark. “It is NOT wise to argue with a Mage of any Order, for we have little patience and a LOT of power!” she continued in a booming voice. She then took a deep breath and the area went back to its old lighting. “And it’s power that’s the issue here,” she sighed in her usual voice. “Magic IS a power, but so many people view it as a path to gaining MORE power! Domination over others! Massacre and murder! Just being wicked in general! Magic, on the other hand, is a fickle thing. It CAN’T be used in that manner. Hell, it doesn’t WANT to!”

“Doesn’t want to? What do you mean?” I asked.

“Magic is alive, in a sense,” explained Sira. “Mages ranging from a simple Parlor Magician to ones of our caliber have existed since the dawn of the universe. Tell me, how many history books on Cybertron alone did you crack open and discover that the Great Evil Wing, the Black Steeled Wizard of Ultimate Badness, had made the world his dominion, or some such nonsense like that?”

“I…er…I guess I…haven’t…thought about it…” I stammered.

“That’s because you’ve been focused on YOUR problems!” answered Sira. “Magic is a living thing tied to a mage’s essence, their very soul! It wants to be used to defend, to help, to heal. It flat-out refuses to be used to actively or passively hurt someone! The soul, the very thing that powers magic, knows the difference between right and wrong, even if the mind is too clouded to tell.”

“That didn’t seem to stop Aaron earlier in his life!” I argued. Sira sighed.

“My former student was old when Mobian society was young,” she replied. I was surprised to hear she taught Aaron magic, but thought it best not to go on that tangent. Sira wasn’t in any mood for it. “His power was beyond anything any mage has seen before or since. My point is this: it’s extremely rare for someone to break the rules like that. The accounts I’ve heard on that subject, I could count them on one finger.”

“But, what about curses?! Dark magic?!” I snapped. “Primus shield me from lying, my weapons were forged in a terrible ritual!”

“When something like that happens,” explained Sira, “the people performing it are granted magic from another world that could allow them to break the rules like that. A dark, demonic world that can’t exist in our plane of reality. A god or demon makes a bargain with some poor sap, conveniently ‘forgetting’ about mentioning a price until it’s too late.”

“So, what, you’re telling me that my connection to magic went kaput,” I quizzed, “because my Spark knew I became a bad guy?!”

“No,” answered Sira. “It hadn’t happened yet. Someone decided to speed up the process before it got that far.”

“Who?” I asked. Sira then waved her hand over my weapons and the Matrix. “You mean, the Primes, Pacemaker, and Blade Dancer did this?”

“They’re worried about you, worried about what you might become,” sighed Sira.

“I am not turning evil!” I insisted.

“Oh, really?!” argued Sira. “How many times did you use your power selfishly?!” I was about to say never, then a memory played out. It was when we found Fwuffy on the Ark.

“Optimus, I really must protest keeping the Poozit with us!” – Prowl.

“Who’s Prime?” – Me.

“How many times did you lash out at and threaten unreasonably?!” asked Sira. Another memory played. It was before I spoke with Aaron last.

“Those things? I thought they were for public use, so I took the prototype for a joyride. I always wondered why Commander Tower said I’ve ruined it for you guys. I guess they’re under lock and key now.” – Vector.

“THEY’RE WHAT?! VECTOR, I COULD TURN YOU INTO A SUIT…!” – Me.

“Orion!” – Ironhide.

“How many times did you put your problems above others?!” inquired Sira. My last conversation with Aaron played out.

“What else could you want from me?! You’ve taken my freedom, my magic, my sanity, my beard trimming schedule, and my usual hygienic routine!” – Aaron.

“Yeah, life’s tough all over. I need some information.” – Me.

“And how many times did you assume that your solutions were the right ones?! That your answers were the only ones?!” hissed Sira. The conversation the day before my departure played out.

“Kiddo, I really think you should…!” – Ironhide.

“Ironhide, I get that you’re worried about me, but this needs to be done. Someone, somewhere on this planet, can help me fix my magic and I need to find that someone before things get really bad.” – Me.

“Do you ignore another’s suffering?!” quizzed Sira. My last bout with Blackarachnia last night played out.

“All they do is talk and talk and talk and never get anything done!” – Blackarachnia.

“No, the Council DID get things done!” – Me.

“Did the image the Chrono-knife showed us last time mean nothing?!” – Blackarachnia.

“Or are you just off in your own little world when people are trying to get you to listen for five damned minutes?!” snapped Sira. My christening of the ship then played out.

“Yeah, but the reason people voted for Watchful was because they didn’t want to call it a name like the space colony.” – Ratchet.

 “Yes, but, it’s not their ship now, is it?!” – Me.

“Our actions and thoughts shape who we are,” finished Sira. “Believe me when I say, yours are NOT shaping up to that of a hero. I suggest you stay here and reexamine your Spark, because you are going to need to help yourself.” She then turned into red mist like Amy does and flew to the main mansion, disappearing over the rose hedge maze. I sat alone, contemplating her words.


“Amy, you must understand, this is a lot to take in,” muttered Trema.

“I’m sorry, Master Trema,” insisted Amy, “but this isn’t up for debate! The Holo-Droid’s lost it! It nearly killed Bumblebee! It’s contacting Cybertron a lot to request military hardware!”

“But my access to the base was revoked!” reminded Trema. “No way is the Holo-Droid going to let me pass!”

“Considering we’re trying to bring it down,” remarked Amy, “I don’t think its opinion of you matters.” Trema considered. She then sighed.

“Very well, I will help,” she sighed. “But, after that, it’s up to Orion whether or not I can visit.” There was a knock on her door. “Hide yourself, I’m expecting someone,” urged Trema.

“Abscondam,” chanted Amy. She then turned invisible.

“Mutatio Figura,” Trema cast as she went from her natural Nebulan state to her Mobian disguise. The knock returned. “Enter,” rumbled Trema. A female Warrior-hog came in, baring her teeth.

“I have come for my son’s Honor Knife!” she barked. “Hand it over, or I will take it from you!”

“Now that you are here, and I have confirmation that your son has paid his debt,” whispered Trema as she held the knife she took from the café, “I have no further need of it.” She handed the knife over.

“…You rob my son of his honor just to get my attention?!” snarled the Warrior-hog.

“You cannot take away what someone does not have,” hissed Trema.

“Are you saying my son is without honor?” asked the Warrior-hog.

“I am saying your son is a coward and a liar!” replied Trema.

“And what of his mother?!” called the Warrior-hog.

“That remains to be seen,” remarked Trema.

“…Tell me, rabbit,” instructed the Warrior-hog, “what have I done to earn your disrespect?”

“The misdeeds I have heard from my colleagues speak for themselves!” snarled Trema. “Attacking a Scorpion Model! Detaining and searching vehicles without warning or provocation! And you, executing one of your men when he refused to destroy a G.U.N. convoy!”

“Whatever we have done,” insisted the Warrior-hog, “is in the name of security and safety for our honor!”

“You must think me a fool to make your lies so clear!” snapped Trema.

“I do not wish to quarrel with one who speaks and acts like a warrior!” replied the Warrior-hog.

“Neither do I!” answered Trema. “I am sure your species DO have honor and a proud tradition, but I must know why you act this way!”

“We are acting the way we do,” explained the Warrior-hog, “because we have been hunted in the past and refuse to be so weak in the future. That is all you need know!”

“Mobians and Humans are both Apex Predators!” snapped Trema. “There is no need for you to act this way!”

“I’ve heard enough!” snarled the Warrior-hog. “I have what I came for. Pray that we don’t cross paths again!” She then left without another word.

“Damn her!” swore Trema as she cancelled the spell.

“No point in trying to change her,” sighed Amy as she cancelled her spell. “We gotta get going.”

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Transformers: Mobian Chronicles Transformers: Mobian Chronicles (Arc 3: Orion's Journey)

TMC 3-17

Journey’s log. Mobius date: April 1, 2017. Stardate: 1622185.96. After the events of last night, I started asking around for magic folk and, to my surprise, the lady who defended Elise from Blackarachnia was the one I should have asked for in the first place. She’s called Sira and she’s the Grand High Witch of Mobius. She lives in the Northern Edge of the city I was in last night and…what I saw wasn’t what I expected. Let me explain, the Grand High Witch of Cybertron, a title reserved for the most powerful Witch, usually lived in a remote cave. Sira, on the other hand? Opulent mansion. I arrived at the gate and pressed the call button. A human woman’s face filled the screen. She wore a blue pixie cut and was in some sort of maid’s uniform. “May I help you?” she asked.

“Er, this is gonna sound weird,” I stammered, “but I’m an alien robot looking for the Grand High Witch, Sira, and I was…told…she lived…here…” My voice trailed off.

“Ah! Orion Pax, correct?” quizzed the maid. My holo-form’s optics went wide. “Lady Sira’s expecting you. One minute. Parvus!”

“The Shrinking Spell?! What for?!” I yelped as I shrunk down to the size of a Mini-con.

“Lady Sira prefers to talk to young ones at the same level,” explained the maid. “Please meet me at the front door.” She ended the call and opened the gate. I transformed into my now human height and headed to the door. It opened to reveal the maid. I initially thought it was just a maid outfit, but it seemed to be a blend of maid outfit and ballgown. “Lady Sira is in her garden,” she reported. “This way, please.” She led me through the mansion and out the back door into a rose garden maze. “Now, how did she arrange the path to the center this time?”

“I beg your pardon, Ms.…” I floundered.

“Oh, how rude,” the maid admonished. “I’m Natalie, Sira’s wife.” I arched my eyebrow, again, I may add. I’ve been doing it ever since I came up to the gate. “Oh, we make it work,” assured Natalie. “Being the maid has been a hobby while being an eccentric billionaire became a hobby for Sira.”

“So, why call her Lady Sira?” I asked.

“It’s become a pet name,” Natalie explained as she led me through the maze. We hit a dead-end. “No easy path this time, eh?” she mused. “Lady Sira loves to change the path to the center after a week. She does with her eyes closed. Wants to test her brain so she can get to her favorite spot in the center. Odd though, considering she’s of the Red Order.”

“…Mages of one Order can use spells from another,” I muttered, trying to go along with it. “It’s just slightly more difficult.”

“True, I’ve used water spells from time to time,” replied Natalie as we went down another path. “And I’m a witch of the Purple Order!”

“Right,” I gulped. Soon, we found the center. Sira was sitting at a table with two chairs, looking upwards. Natalie cleared her throat. Sira turned to see us.

“Ah, young Pax,” she greeted. “That will be all, Sweet Natalie.” Natalie curtsied and left. Sira gave me a small smile. “Lovely girl,” she sighed.

“I’m…sure she makes…a fine wife for you…” I replied, still thrown off by Sira’s residence.

“Is something wrong?” she asked.

“This…isn’t what I expected from the Grand High Witch of Mobius,” I muttered.

“It’s our planet’s 41st century,” remarked Sira. “Did you expect the Grand High Witch to live in a cave, cackling over a cauldron of green goo?”

“Well, it’s what Cybertron’s Grand High Witch does!” I answered.

“…You’re joking, I hope,” mumbled Sira.

“No, I’m not,” I answered.

“Right then,” sighed Sira. “I need to speak with Slapdash when the Universal Council of Witches meets again.” She then shook her head. “In any case, please, sit. Tell me your woes.” Finally! Some groundwork! I sat down.

“My magic just stopped working a while ago,” I explained. “Everything I enchanted…stopped, for lack of a better term. I can’t access the wisdom of the 1st 13 Primes and the spells in my repertoire won’t even sparkle. Heck, my weapons aren’t even working!”

“Uh HUH,” replied Sira. “Let me see them, wisdom vessel and weapons.” I took out the Matrix and my weapons and laid them on the table. Sira then picked up the Matrix and looked it over, making several “hms” along the way.

“Er, it was how I…” I started to explain.

“Quiet, please,” instructed Sira, “I’m talking to Solus Prime.”

“WHAT?!” I yelped. “I didn’t tell you about the…!”

“I said, quiet!” hissed Sira. She then picked up the gun. “Was he always this bad?” she asked it.

“Are you gonna talk to…?” I quizzed.

“Button it!” snapped Sira. She then looked at my axe. “Lost cause, huh?” she asked it. “One minute, let me confirm that.” She took out six six-sided dice and one ten-sided die. She shook them in her hands and then released them. They landed on low numbers. “Oh dear,” she moaned.

“What?!” I asked.

“Shush!” hissed Sira. She then grabbed my chin and turned my head. “Yep, just as I thought.”

“Um,” I said.

“Can’t go five minutes without flapping your lips, can you?” remarked Sira. She released my chin. “But, that’s all right. It’s a classic symptom.”

“Symptom of what?” I quizzed.

“What the problem is,” explained Sira. “I’ve seen this kind of thing before, in the history books. Your implements could as well. Did you know the gun was called Pacemaker and the axe was called Blade Dancer?”

“I…well, no,” I floundered. “I’ve been trying to find out.”

“That’s because you haven’t unlocked their full potential yet,” answered Sira. “Good thing, too, in this instance. If you had, and this happened, you’d have been too far gone.”

“Meaning?” I asked.

“The problem isn’t with your magic, the problem is with you,” replied Sira.

“I don’t follow,” I said.

“All right, then, simple words for a simple bot!” sighed Sira. “You’re! Turning! Evil!” …WHAT?!


The bot that attacked the Autobot base was back in his ship. He looked a bit tired. “I couldn’t get him to use his magic!” he snarled. “I just couldn’t…! Chill out. Now’s not the time for a rampage.”

“Good mantra,” replied a woman’s voice in a permanent growl. “Welcome back, Grimlock.” A Femme red, grey, and gold with a blue face and Velociraptor bits stepped out.

“Thanks, Slash,” bid the bot, Grimlock. “How long was I gone?”

“About 48 days now,” answered Slash.

“48 days from the ship?” chuckled Grimlock. “Wow, that Energon field you made only started sparking when I saw the ship a minute ago.”

“I am already making adjustments,” reported Slash. “Were you able to get the young Prime angry?”

“No, just annoyed,” sighed Grimlock. “Apparently, he’s got a lot on his mind.”

“Grimlock? Is that you?” asked a voice. Another bot came it. It was in a color scheme like Grimlock and Slash’s and had Pteranodon parts.

“Swoop, good to see you,” greeted Grimlock.

“Ah, good, I can tell you what I found,” cheered Swoop. “I discovered footage of Optimus going toe to toe against a certain Cyclops that gave us our current alt-modes.”

“Shockwave’s alive?!” snarled Grimlock.

“Yes,” replied Swoop, “however, she was beaten, truly beaten.” Grimlock smiled.

“A kid tangled with Shockwave and beat her?” he chuckled. “Interesting.”

“Perhaps we should avoid this one,” suggested Slash.

“Oh, no, we shouldn’t,” argued Grimlock. “If this kid can take on the strongest and smartest Decepticon, it is IMPERATIVE we get his weapons up to full power. Besides, they’re the last two we need.” He looked at the wall of weapons.

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Transformers: Mobian Chronicles Transformers: Mobian Chronicles (Arc 3: Orion's Journey)

TMC 3-16

Journey’s log. Mobius date: March 31, 4017. Stardate: 1622183.34. I’m finally in Spagonia, Mobian Europe. I started in the British Isles, what with magic being strongest there. I wound up at Spagonia University, with a Professor Pickle leading my holo-form to his study. He showed me a map of all Spagonia and all the magic hotspots on the continent. The greatest one was near Stonehenge. There was a well-known magic school on a field trip there, so I asked the staff and students for help. Unfortunately, they couldn’t do well. Technomagic was beyond that school. They pointed out that the hotspot in Soleanna may help. It was night when I arrived, and a festival was going on. Soleanna was Mediterranean in design, with rivers going through the city. The buildings and towers were well-lit, and fireworks were going off. It looked like the people were in prayer, and a boat was going through the rivers to a central altar. The boat had ballet dancers in yellow dresses on the bow. A young woman was standing behind the dancers and waving as the people cheered. She was a brunette in a simple white dress with her hair adorned by feathers on each side. I couldn’t fathom what was going on, so I tapped a woman’s shoulder. She wore some sort of black ball gown with white trim and disconnected sleeves. Her rose adorned head turned to me. “I’m not native to Soleanna,” I began. “What’s the particular reason behind this festival?”

“It’s the Festival of the Sun,” explained the woman. “It’s where we pay homage to our Patron Deity and God of the Sun, Solaris. Quiet now! That woman over on the boat, Princess Elise, is about to give the Final Prayer!” The woman, Elise, was greeted by a Bishop and handed a torch. Before she lit the altar, she made a prayer.

“We give thanks for the blessed flames. May we always continue to have peace. Sun of Soleanna, guide and watch over us with your eternal light,” she proclaimed. She then lit the altar and the flames wove into a beautiful design. More fireworks were launched, and the city cheered. I then felt something on my vehicle mode’s trailer bed. My vehicle mode was tossed into the air. I transformed to get a better landing. I then realized that gravity was going to put me in the river.

“LOOK OUT!” I shouted. Everyone got away from the splash radius. I got up once I regained control. I hadn’t prepared myself for an underwater environment, so I was coughing up water for a bit.

“Well, you made quite the splash,” joked Blackarachnia’s voice. I finally looked up at the bridge to see her in robot mode.

“And, you interrupted the humans’ enjoyment, why?” I hissed.

“You were the one who landed in the drink,” observed Blackarachnia. She then drew out a laser launcher and leveled it at the altar. The crowd gasped, the lady whose shoulder I tapped flew through the air and landed at the altar just as Blackarachnia pulled the trigger and let a shot fly.

“Defendere!” she chanted as she cast a large, red energy shield. The shot was absorbed. Blackarachnia snarled. “Machine Woman, you have disturbed your opponent’s attempt to enjoy a long-standing tradition of this country! How dare you!”

“You have interfered with my actions!” hissed Blackarachnia. “You will pay!” she raised her claws to strike.

“Not here!” I demanded. I got between her and the altar. Blackarachnia still advanced. “Didn’t you hear me?! Take it out of the city!”

“You wouldn’t dare interfere here!” snarled Blackarachnia. “It might shatter the Pax Cybertronia.”

“I’ve got 4.37 light-years to bring you back to Cybertron!” I hissed. “I might risk it!”

“The universe respected us when they saw us,” growled Blackarachnia, “and it shall do so again!”

“Freedom is the right of all sentient beings!” I snarled.

“Then, follow through with that, and stay out of my way!” shouted Blackarachnia. “I have freedom to conquer!”

“And, I have freedom to stop you from doing that!” I replied. I grappled her, then activated my flight jets, taking us out of the city. We were flying towards the eastern forested area. After I plowed through a few trees with her in front, Blackarachnia jabbed her claws into me and injected more cyber-venom.

“You still cling to methods that are archaic in origin!” she hissed. “Mercy? Duty? Honor? Justice? That led us to corruption in the High Council! All they do is talk and talk and talk and never get anything done!”

“No, the Council DID get things done!” I protested.

“Did the image the Chrono-knife showed us last time mean nothing?!” shouted Blackarachnia. “Your values have just proven worthless as you don’t act on them! Enjoy rusting alone on this Primus-forsaken rock!” She transformed and sped off. Please, let that be the last time I see her!


“Well,” sighed the woman that protected Elise, “that could have gone worse.”

“Could have gone worse?!” protested the Bishop. “Sira, those robots nearly splashed everyone! The dark one almost killed the Princess! I’m surprised you came tonight and were fast enough to protect her!”

“I just had a feeling I needed to attend this year,” replied Sira. “Besides, is Elise still alive?”

“Well, obviously!” answered Princess Elise.

“Then, no harm, no foul,” assured Sira. “Besides, I was expecting the male robot. He needs guidance. Now, if you’ll excuse me, Natalie is expecting me later tonight for a private celebration. Go on, be merry, and enjoy yourself. The people need to see that you can find joy in adversity.” She then became red mist and flew to the north.

“Strangest woman in our history,” muttered the Bishop. “Your Highness, do we continue?”

“I see no reason to stop the festival over a mere altercation that resulted in no deaths and only wet clothes,” replied Elise. “My people, Solaris has blessed us with first contact with the Transformers and it didn’t result in someone getting hurt, as our reporters in the field would have found in their respective countries. We have no need to fear them and will continue to have peace. Enjoy yourselves!” The declaration was well received.


“I’m not sure HOW a Holo-Droid can sleep,” remarked Ratchet as he shut the door behind him, “but, it IS sleeping. We should be able to talk in peace.” Sonic and his friends were assembled in the Med-Bay with the Autobots. The truth was out.

“We gotta do something about that thing!” muttered Ironhide.

“Well, going at it half-cocked with a Photon Rifle isn’t going to work,” replied Cliffjumper.

“Okay, yes, that was stupid!” hissed Jazz, getting a little irritated about that maneuver. “At the very least, I should have found the doo-dad that powers it, but I was being too hotheaded! Can we drop it?!”

“You WERE shooting at the doo-dad that powers it,” answered Tails. “It was just protected by Optimus’ image.”

“Mind explaining?” asked Jazz.

“The Holo-Droid’s image,” lectured Tails, “is made up of lights and forcefields, creating something we’ve been trying for centuries to make, hard light holograms. Its holo-emitters are on the endoskeleton and project a perfect image of Optimus around itself. For all intents and purposes, it’s a walking force-field.”

“Is there anything you and Ratchet can cook up to switch it off?” quizzed Sonic.

“Sadly, we’re still coming up short on that score,” sighed Ratchet.

“How does it run?” asked Prowl.

“Energon, like us, why?” wondered Ratchet.

“Then, we may stand a chance with a frontal assault,” replied Prowl.

“But, Tails just said nothing can hurt it, Mr. Prowl,” reminded Cream.

“We need larger, more powerful weapons,” explained Prowl. “It’s impervious, but not unstoppable. Ratchet provided me a critical piece of the puzzle.”

“I get it!” realized Ironhide. “we drain the thing’s energy banks, it’s vulnerable!”

“And constant, sustained attacks will do it,” confirmed Prowl, “we just need to survive long enough to see it through.

“We haven’t done Team Blasts in a while,” mused Amy. “This may be a good time.”

“Team Blasts?” asked Prowl.

“Concentrated attacks that rely on the entire team,” explained Sonic. “Each team has one. Me, Tails, and Knuckles call ours the Sonic Overdrive.”

“And we DID all get a Cyber Key,” recalled Bumblebee. “Now’s a good time to test them.”

“Perfect!” cheered Prowl. “We’ll also need Teletraan 1 to help coordinate the assault and get us in lockdown until we’ve dealt with the Holo-Droid.”

“…I don’t think that’s a good idea right now,” winced Tails. He pulled up a screen to see Teletraan 1’s avatar drunkenly weeping.

“MICHAEL BAY’S NOT MAKING MOVIES ANYMORE!” he wailed and then drunk from a hip flask before the image faded away.

“…Isn’t he already dead?” asked Ironhide. “It IS 4017, ain’t it?”

“What I don’t understand,” remarked Tails, “is that Teletraan’s got various filters to prevent himself from taking in too much Energon. How is he drunk?”

“Tails, ever since I landed here,” answered Ratchet, “I’ve learned not to question some things. Just help me get him sobered up and ready.”

“When that’s done, we’ll need some time to plan,” declared Prowl.

“Make it happen, people!” ordered Jazz. “This whole mess went down when an intruder slipped by our sensors and I DON’T want this incident weakening us!”