With their mentors on Terra, the Cosmic Roses introduced each other to their respective home planets and did some rescue work in the meantime. On July 3rd, 2302, in Chromaville, Yazmyn and Opal were responding to reports of an accident. The car itself was fine as was the driver, but the reports said that the passenger wasn’t. Yazmyn was in her Lady outfit while Opal was in her Dame outfit when they approached the car. “Cosmic Roses,” said Yazmyn as she approached the driver’s side. “What’s going on?”
“It’s my moronic brother here,” replied the driver. “He got his leg rearranged.”
“Rearra-?” asked Opal as she looked into the window. “Sweet Great Mages!” Yazmyn looked inside to see the passenger with his leg bent the wrong way at a very painful angle.
“Oh god!” gagged Yazmyn.
“I…I was just resting my foot out the window,” said the passenger, “then a car came too close and…all of a sudden, I knew what the bottom of my foot looked like!”
“That’s not good!” shuddered Yazmyn.
“Yeah, it’s not good!” replied the driver. “I’ve been telling him for years not to put his foot-fungus-filled feet out the window and now look what happened!”
“You really think NOW is the time to lecture me,” protested the passenger, “when my leg has A NEW KNEE?!” The two started arguing and Yazmyn blinked, feeling her lunch threatening to come up.
“What’s the game plan?” asked Opal.
“…I’m gonna go throw up in that bush,” replied Yazmyn, “and we’ll go from there.”
That same day, Ruby was helping Pat out in the Gaian Capital Citadel. Like on Earth, Ruby was in her Lady outfit while Pat was in her Dame outfit. They were responding to the scene of a person holding onto a tree in a death grip. “…So, he was just running around, yelling,” Pat asked the onlooker that called, “and then locked onto that tree and won’t let go?”
“Yeah,” replied the onlooker. “He was screaming and yelling that he was the world’s first talking fleepyark, but now he won’t even talk.”
“Let me try something,” said Ruby. She then spoke to the person holding onto the tree. “Sir, how are you feeling? Did you take anything?” The guy hissed like an angry animal.
“…Plakta?” Pat asked the nearby paramedic.
“Yeah,” confirmed the paramedic as he prepared a syringe.
“Sir,” Pat said to the tree-grabber, distracting him from the syringe being used on their behind, “we’re going to give you something to relax. So don’t move, okay?”
“Plakta?” asked Ruby. “Is that gonna calm him down?”
“Oh yeah,” replied Pat. “Most of the time, this stuff works great.”
“…You said ‘most of the time’,” observed Ruby. “Does that mean-?” The tree grabber screamed, jumped off the tree, and ran down the street still screaming.
“…Yeah, other times, it doesn’t,” confirmed Pat. “Come on!”
“SIR, WE’RE HELPING YOU!” called the paramedic as he and the Roses chased the guy.
Back in Chromaville, Bethany and Gabi were responding to the scene of a reported fire. They made it to see a fire truck standing outside. Like the other two groups, Bethany wore her Lady outfit and Gabi wore her Dame outfit. They were told by the firefighters to assist in the investigation and…the answers they got made Gabi question how Earthlings survived into the 24th century. “Sir,” Bethany asked the young man that accidentally started the fire, “what made you think it was a good idea to grill something in your garage?!”
“I dunno!” protested the guy. “It was sprinkling out and I wanted burgers! What do you want from me?!”
“A little more common sense!” argued Bethany. “I can’t believe a 15-year-old girl is telling you, an adult, that fire is bad!”
“H-Hang on!” interjected Gabi. “I-It could have been worse. I mean h-his vehicle is a l-loss-.”
“Um, see, here’s the thing,” said the guy, “that’s not MY car per se.”
“What?” asked Bethany. “Whose car was it, then?” She got her answer when another car arrived on the scene and two angry-looking people in their late 40’s stepped out.
“Son!” snarled the woman. “What did you do?!”
“Uh oh,” gulped Bethany as she realized what was coming.
“I’m beating your ass, you hear me?!” threatened the father.
“Can I go with you guys?” the hapless guy asked the Roses.
“Nope,” replied Bethany and Gabi, not wanting any part of that.
After their emergencies, the Roses collapsed in their Earth HQ, having changed into their civilian clothes. “G-Girls,” began Gabi, “I n-normally don’t want t-to ask this, but…how did Earthlings survive this long?”
“I could ask the same of Gaians,” replied Ruby.
“Looks like stupidity’s a universal constant,” sighed Pat.
“Still, at least they’re not soulless,” said Bethany. Just then, a portal opened. “That’s a new one,” remarked Bethany. She then checked the computers. “…It’s the Terran portal! Wilma, Grace, and Belinda are coming back!” And indeed, they did! The Roses hugged their mentors!
“Goodness!” chuckled Wilma. “Have you really missed us that much?”
“You three are easily my favorite teachers,” replied Yazmyn.
“I see you’ve settled on your preferred looks,” mused Grace.
“Yeah, we experimented a bit,” answered Ruby.
“You know, now I’d like to see you three in your Lady and Dame outfits,” said Opal.
“Those old things?” chuckled Belinda. “Well, I dunno…” Her teasing led to the girls clasping their hands together, kneeling, and putting on the wide-eyed puppy act. “…Oh, all right!” The three mentors then stepped back as the girls watched excitedly.
“White Lady Rose of Light…”
“Gray Lady Rose of Balance…”
“Black Lady Rose of Darkness…”
“I desire to bloom!” The seeds changed into rosebuds surrounding them, then they opened into white, gray, and black roses, then the three mentors jumped out in their Lady outfits!
“Nice!” cheered Yazmyn. The mentors posed as if they were on a runway and the girls took several pictures. Then the mentors pulled out their Transformation Seeds again.
“White Dame Rose of Light…”
“Gray Dame Rose of Balance…”
“Black Dame Rose of Darkness…”
“I desire to bloom!” The transformation happened again and they leapt out of their respective roses in their Dame outfits. The girls took pictures as the three of them posed.
“And, for an encore,” called Wilma, “a sneak peek of what the next rank looks like! White Baroness Rose of Light…”
“Gray Baroness Rose of Balance…”
“Black Baroness Rose of Darkness…”
“I desire to bloom!” They transformed once more and showed off their outfits. They still had the pleated skirt and bracelet, but they now wore a ring on their left ring fingers and the roses in their hair had changed as well. The gold thread with matching bead was replaced with a ribbon colored in their respective color.
“Still with the pleated skirt?” muttered Yazmyn. “…Oh well! I’m gonna try it!”
“Be our guest,” chuckled Grace. Yazmyn then pulled out her Transformation Seed.
“That rank’s called Baroness, right?” she asked. Wilma, Grace, and Belinda nodded. The other Roses, bar Opal, could see what was gonna happen. “All right! Yellow Baroness Rose of Lightning, I desire to bloom!” …But nothing happened. “…Huh? …I’m sure I said it right.”
“You did,” confirmed Wilma.
“Hang on,” realized Opal. “We were in our Lady outfits before we got the Dame rank.” Yazmyn realized where Opal was coming from.
“Gotta be at the previous rank, right,” she said. “Let’s try again. Yellow Dame Rose of Lightning, I desire to bloom.” She went through the transformation sequence and leapt out of her rose in her Dame outfit. “Right, let’s try again. Yellow Baroness Rose of Lightning, I desire to bloom!” …Not a blessed thing. “What the heck?!” complained Yazmyn. “I’m in my Dame outfit! I said it right! Why-?!” She then remembered her previous fights. “…Girls, did my Seed glow?” she asked. Everyone shook their heads. Opal then remembered the glowing during her fights.
“…The Seed’s the one that decides the ranks,” she said. “When it glows, that’s an indicator that we’re ready for the next rank.”
“Bingo,” replied Wilma. Bethany couldn’t help laughing. Yazmyn’s face went red in embarrassment.
“WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING?!” she shouted to the girls.
“Experience was the better teacher in that moment,” replied Wilma. “We’ve tried the same thing when we started our careers.”
“Razza-frazzin-! Yellow Dame Rose of Lightning, let my petals fall!” Yellow rose petals surrounded her and she was returned to her civilian clothes.
“I’m sorry,” chuckled Bethany, “but that was too funny! Grace DID say for you to be her guest!”
“…So, our parents said it was okay for us to spend the week here,” said Pat. “You girls?”
“Oh yeah, our folks are okay with it,” replied Ruby.
“All right then, I suppose the main thing is what do we do for dinner?” asked Pat. “Something Earthling? Gaian?”
“How about you girls let me cook?” asked Belinda.
“NO!” shouted Gabi, Yazmyn, Wilma, and Grace.
“I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT AGAIN!” urged Yazmyn.
“Wh-What happened, Yaz?!” gulped Ruby.
“One night on the farm,” explained Yazmyn, “we let Belinda cook.”
May 22nd, 2302, before the adventures on Gaia, it was dinnertime on the Jacobson Farm with Wilma, Grace, and Belinda still working as farmhands. Belinda had convinced Hannah Jacobson to take the night off on cooking and create an Angelan dish with Earth ingriedients. The family had finished and sighed contentedly. “If that’s the Angelan way to make meatballs,” said Hannah, “I need the recipe, because those were the best I’ve ever had.”
“You’re only saying that because you got a long-overdue break from cooking,” remarked Bill.
“It’s all about the secret recipe,” said Belinda proudly.
“Oh yeah?” asked Yazmyn. “What’s the secret recipe?”
“Ground beef, pork, and medium-rare chicken,” replied Belinda. …All laughter and noise stopped.
“It was coming out of BOTH ends!” finished Yazmyn in the present day.
“BOTH ENDS!” agreed Grace.
“Okay, in fairness, I didn’t exactly know about the health risks to medium-rare chicken,” said Belinda as she pulled out her Transformation Seed. “Black Baroness Rose of Darkness, let my petals fall.”
“Something Earthling, then,” decided Opal as Belinda’s outfit changed into her civilian clothes in a swirl of black rose petals.
“Yeah, I want to know what these…meatballs are,” agreed Pat.
“I’LL prepare them,” offered Bethany. “Ruby, mind getting the spaghetti and Yaz, you take care of the sauce?”
“You got it!” replied Yazmyn. With that, the Earthlings went off to prepare dinner for their alien friends.
