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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 5

Lantern of Time: Part 3

“…Ore sanjou?” asked Lurra Rus.

“It’s a dynamic way of saying ‘I have arrived’,” explained the Doctor.

“…Nice skirt,” remarked Lurra Rus. Den-O looked down and finally saw the skirt.

“Dang it! This always happens when I possess a girl!” he grumbled.

“Kamen Rider Den-O! At last!” cackled the Lantern Imagin. “I’m gonna enjoy this little warmup!”

“Warmup?” asked Den-O. He then took four parts hanging from his belt and assembled them into a sword. As he did, he started talking. “I don’t know how things work with you Red Lanterns, but you’re on MY turf! And around here, I don’t do warmups and I don’t do warning shots!” He finished forming his sword. “Everyday, from start to finish, I’m always at a climax! Let’s go, let’s go, LET’S GO!” He then charged at the Lantern Imagin, sword ready! The two clashed with Green Lantern and the Flash helping out.

“…Everything’s happening too fast,” muttered the Doctor.

“Doctor, maybe you need another Time Lord’s help,” suggested Lurra Rus.

“…I suppose I do,” agreed the Doctor. “Owner, perhaps I had better bring you into the picture.”

“Telepathically?” asked the Owner. “This seems like quite a tale.”

“It is. Contact.”

“Contact.” The two Time Lords then had their telepathic conference with the Doctor filling the Owner in on events from Batman’s warning about the Grouping to the current crisis. They then opened their eyes.

“Drat! I completely forgot to contact Susan after the last adventure!” the Doctor chided herself.

“We’d best contact Gallifrey,” remarked the Owner. “Your TARDIS still has a means of communicating with the homeworld, the Den Liner does not.”

“But there’s the matter of the Imagin! They’re walking chronal surges!”

“They’re also from an aborted timeline. No amount of bringing them back to the future will make it better. They have become, quite literally, beings made of the Sands of Time.” The Doctor looked back at the fight.

“…Drat,” she muttered. “Momotaros, tell Amy that the Owner and I need to contact Gallifrey and that dealing with the Imagin is the only way to correct the chronal surge!”

“She heard you!” replied Den-O. He then acted as if he heard something. “…What hammer?!” he said. His arm then stretched out and, with the flick of the wrist, summoned Amy’s hammer. “Oh, now THAT’S a climactic weapon!” he said.

“What am I supposed to do?” asked Lurra Rus. “Stand here and look pretty?”

“Actually, I need help fixing the comms system,” replied the Doctor. “Mind giving us a hand?”

“All right.” Lurra Rus followed the Doctor and the Owner into the TARDIS. Green Lantern managed to restrain the Lantern Imagin so the Flash could get some rapid-fire punches in.

“Get out of the way!” called Den-O. “This flashlight’s mine!” He managed to scan his pass again.

“Full Charge!” announced the belt as red light crackled around his sword and hammer.

“Hissatsu! Ore no hissatsu waza! Hedge-hammer-sword version!” Den-O stuck his weapons out and spun like a tornado! He bashed into the Lantern Imagin repeatedly, then stopped as the blade of his sword flew out of the handle! He then swung the handle, making the blade hit the Lantern Imagin repeatedly, then swung down, chopping the enemy Imagin right down the middle and making it explode into sand. “…There it is!” said Den-O. “My new finishing move!”

“I though hedgehogs curled into balls,” remarked Green Lantern.

“And how lame would that have been?” asked Den-O. Momotaros was then suddenly ejected as Amy took her body back over and took the belt off, dismissing the Den-O armor.

“LAME?!” she shouted. “THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH COOLER THAN WHAT YOU DID!”

“EXCUSE ME?! WHAT I DID WAS COOL AND YOU KNOW IT!” retorted Momotaros. The Imagin and Hedgehog Girl then got into a shouting match.


While Amy and Momotaros argued, the Doctor had finished up her call to Gallifrey, informing them about the Owner and Stationmaster’s survival and decision to remain as they are, apologizing to Susan for not contacting her after the previous incident with two of the Doctor’s past incarnations, and learning about what caused the Grouping in the first place. “…I…I see,” muttered the Doctor.

“It seems you have a choice before you, Doctor,” said the Owner. “What will it be and how will it protect time?”

“…Well, I DID get a hint in my previous incarnation,” sighed the Doctor. “I just…don’t know how to go about it so she and Lurra Rus are safe.”

“…Speaking of Amy, we should check on her,” suggested Lurra Rus.

“Agreed,” said the Owner.

“Come on, you two,” directed the Doctor. The trio left the TARDIS and saw Amy and Momotaros arguing with Green Lantern and the Flash standing by. The Flash saw the group leave the TARDIS and whistled.

“Hey! Guys!” he called. Momotaros and Amy stopped arguing. “They’re finished in there.” He directed their attention to the group.

“…Right then,” said Amy. “Well, it looks like this adventure’s over.”

“So it seems,” replied the Owner. “Momotaros, it’s time we departed. We have more chronal surges to look out for.”

“Yeah, yeah, sure,” grumbled Momotaros as he and the Owner boarded the Den Liner. “Feels like the adventure went too fast.” The Den Liner then pulled out of the Watchtower like it was a station and opened a path to the Sands of Time.

“Amy, it’s time we left,” said the Doctor.

“So soon?” asked Amy. “But I wanna catch up with Diana and-.”

“Amy, we just learned something about the cause of the Grouping,” interjected Lurra Rus.

“…Oh. …Well, Hal, Barry, I guess I gotta go.”

“Momotaros was right, this adventure went WAY too quickly!” remarked the Flash.

“…Did you just tell us to slow down?!” laughed Green Lantern.

“Goodbye, everyone,” said the Doctor as she hurried Amy and Lurra Rus back into the TARDIS. The lamp on the TARDIS’ roof then flashed as it made its usual take off noise and dematerialized.


“…Doctor, Lurra Rus, what’s wrong?” asked Amy as the TARDIS continued its flight.

“…Well, let me just…try and see how to best explain-,” floundered the Doctor.

“Doctor, we can’t afford to stall,” chided Lurra Rus. “This event is too big for that.” The Doctor sighed.

“You said that the Time Lords found out how the Grouping got started,” said Amy. “How’s that possible?”

“…They’ve determined that it was one paradox that started it,” replied the Doctor.

“A paradox, huh? And how did this whole paradox unfold? Who’s the source of it?”

“I’m rather afraid you are.”

“WHAT?!” yelped Amy.

“Remember how you first stepped aboard the TARDIS?” asked the Doctor. “You were encouraged by your future, wearing your current outfit, to go along with me. The TARDIS was working overtime to try and stabilize the paradox, only…”

“Only its heart split and the original became the new Eye of Harmony,” recalled Amy. “Are you saying that when it did that-?”

“It released its stabilizing ability over the paradox and now that paradox is creating chronal surges all across time.”

“Would me going back to that point in time fix it?” asked Amy hopefully.

“I’m afraid not,” sighed the Doctor. “For one thing, the TARDIS accounts for how long its occupants have been inside it, so it only drops someone off at a later point in their native planet’s time after their initial departure. For another, I can’t take you back for the sole fact that your future said that someone else will take you back. And for yet another thing, Batman knew about the Grouping long before we did, but that mess with Den-O didn’t involve Batman at all, it’s too late into the Justice League’s future. Remember that Batman said that I had already regenerated by the time he was made aware of the Grouping. …But, hopefully, closing the paradox will mitigate the damage.”

“But…I’m at the center of it…” summed up Amy. “…The heart of the problem. …All our…recent problems!”

“Doctor, how bad would it be if Amy stayed aboard the TARDIS?” asked Lurra Rus.

“A temporal implosion,” replied the Doctor. “All of time and space collapsing into a single point, into Amy herself. …Too terrifying a concept to comprehend, even for Time Lords.”

“Then how can we keep time and space from collapsing and taking me with it?!” asked Amy.

“All we can do is mitigate the damage,” answered the Doctor. “I don’t know how to fully fix it and the Time Lords are working overtime to try and find a solution.”

“…Doctor,” mumbled Amy, “…I’m scared.”

“So am I, Amy,” sighed the Doctor. “So am I.”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 5

Lantern of Time: Part 2

“Warning! Ring now at 32%!” warned Green Lantern’s ring. The rocket boots he created were staring to fizzle out!

“Come on! Come on!” he strained. Just then, robotic arms shot from the Watchtower and grabbed the Den Liner.

“Hal, just focus on the TARDIS!” called the Flash’s voice through the comms.

“Right!” replied Green Lantern. He shifted the glove so that only the TARDIS rested in it, then brought it to a halt. “…Phew!” sighed Green Lantern in relief.


The Den Liner and TARDIS were brought into a hangar along the Watchtower’s perimeter. Green Lantern and the Flash looked over the Den Liner. “I’ve never seen that before,” remarked the Flash. Green Lantern looked at his ring.

“Ring, scan and analyze,” he ordered as he created scanning equipment constructs.

“Scanning vehicle,” replied the ring. By then, the TARDIS doors opened and its crew stepped out.

“Oogh!” groaned the Doctor. “Headache from hell!”

“Take it easy, Doctor,” soothed Amy. That was when Momotaros stepped out of the Den Liner.

“Where’s that Doctor?!” he snapped. “I’m gonna get her for this!”

“Momotaros, I warned you about that chronal surge!” argued the Doctor. “If you had just listened to me-!”

“Oh, sure! Listen to a lady that doesn’t know the first thing about time travel!” The Doctor’s jaw dropped.

“Doesn’t know the-?! Sir, all of time and space is my backyard! The laws of time have been baked into my upbringing since day one!” The Doctor and Momotaros argued and Amy and Lurra Rus rubbed their temples.

“Just like two reckless drivers on a freeway,” muttered Amy. Lurra Rus then spotted Green Lantern and the Flash.

“Oh, hello again!” she said.

“Hey there, Lurra Rus, Amy,” replied the Flash. “Who’s the lady arguing with the demon?”

“Oh, that’s the Doctor,” replied Amy. The Flash looked in confusion at the Doctor.

“…Could have sworn…” he muttered.

“Her people have a tendency to cheat death by regenerating their bodies,” explained Lurra Rus. “That includes their minds, so there’s a new personality.” The Flash crossed his arms.

“Some aliens have all the luck!” he grumbled.

“Analysis complete,” reported Green Lantern’s ring. “Vehicle is the Den Liner, the time traveling vehicle for Kamen Rider Den-O.”

“And furthermore-!” The Doctor stopped arguing with Momotaros. “…Hang on, did that ring just say ‘Kamen Rider’?”

“It did,” replied Green Lantern.

“Kamen Rider…” muttered the Flash. “…Hey, aren’t they those karate bug people that ride around on motorcycles in Japan?”

“Karate bug-?!” spluttered Momotaros. “It’s a bit more complicated than that!”

“Yes, most Kamen Riders aren’t so reckless,” remarked the Doctor.

“Who are you calling-?!”

“Doctor,” came a voice. The argument stopped as a man stepped out of the Den Liner. He was a Japanese man in a brown suit in his late 60’s or early 70’s with his hair slicked back and carrying a cane for show. The Doctor blinked.

“…Owner?!” she gasped.

“You know the Owner?” asked Momotaros.

“She should,” replied the man, the Owner. “We were rivals at the Academy.”

“On Gallifrey?” asked Amy. “You’re a Time Lord like her?”

“You vanished before the Time War broke out,” the Doctor recalled. “Your TARDIS was destroyed, but you left it behind. What happened?”

“I had become a singularity point along with the Stationmaster,” replied the Owner. “Now, with the train of time, the Den Liner, I can travel along the Sands of Time.”

“How did you even get into that subdimension?” asked the Doctor. Before the Owner could explain, Green Lantern’s ring flashed.

“Warning! Red Light energy signature detected!”

“Is that as ominous as it sounds?” asked Amy. “Should I be summoning my hammer?”

“Not a bad idea,” replied Green Lantern. “That always means a Red Lantern’s been spotted!”

“Oh my,” remarked the Doctor. “One of Atrocitus’ minions, hopefully.”

“Hang on! I can smell an Imagin!” said Momotaros.

“Probably you,” remarked the Doctor. “Maybe you should take a bath?” That was when a red vortex opened and the Lantern Imagin stepped out of it! “…An Imagin?! With a red ring?! Oh no!”

“I need soldiers!” snarled the Lantern Imagin. “I must fulfill my contract!” The Imagin spotted the Doctor. “YOU! You have tremendous anger!”

“The Doctor?” asked Lurra Rus. “She’s not one to surrender to anger.”

“That will change!” The Lantern Imagin vomited his napalm blood all over the Doctor’s face! The Doctor screamed in agony as the blood burned her face, filling her with hatred and anger!

“WHAT DID YOU DO?!” demanded Amy as she summoned her hammer. The Lantern Imagin then created a wall construct with his ring. “Wait a minute! COPYCAT!” shouted Amy.

“This is bad!” shuddered Green Lantern. “While us Green Lanterns are powered by willpower, Red Lanterns are powered by rage and hatred! They’ve become agents of vengeance instead of justice!”

“And the Doctor is the angriest, deep down!” said the Lantern Imagin. “Atrocitus wants soldiers, I shall give them to him! You, Doctor! You’ve fought for this universe all over time and space! But your work is constantly stymied! The Daleks, the Cybermen, the Sontarans, they all have done their best to ruin the universe despite your best efforts! How can you ever forgive those evil monsters?!”

“I…I cannot…” strained the Doctor.

“THEN BURN AS I DO!” The Lantern Imagin opened his hand and a red ring floated towards the Doctor. The Doctor strained as she tried to resettle her head.

“…I cross…the void…beyond the mind!” she recited. “The empty space…that circles time! …I see where others…stumble blind…to seek a truth…they never find! …Eternal wisdom…is my guide! …I am…THE DOCTOR!” The ring shattered and the napalm blood evaporated from her face!

“WHAT?!” shouted the Lantern Imagin as the Doctor picked herself up.

“…You’re right,” she said simply. “I DO hate what my enemies do to my work. But my will to see a better universe is stronger than my hate towards my enemies!”

“All of time and space is burning, Doctor!” warned the Lantern Imagin.

“Then I’ll put out the fires where I can. Right now, you need to go back to whatever time you came from. You Imagins are walking chronal surges.”

“No! Not until my time is fully restored!”

“Oh, get over it!” complained Momotaros. “Kai was a crap leader and you know it!”

“THAT’S IT! TAKING MY REVENGE NOW!” The Lantern Imagin created a sword construct and swung it at Momotaros, but the swing was intercepted by Green Lantern’s shield construct.

“You’re under arrest for intergalactic terrorism and attempted murder!” said Green Lantern.

“I obey no law but my own!” snarled the Lantern Imagin. The two Lanterns then dueled with Green Lantern creating vehicle constructs and the Lantern Imagin countering with various sword constructs.

“This is bad!” groaned Momotaros. “With Ryotaro somewhere else, I can’t easily turn into Den-O!”

“What’s that supposed to mean?” asked the Doctor.

“The Imagin that are associated with Den-O’s forms,” explained the Owner, “must possess a body in order to give the person wearing the belt the powers they need.”

“And the usual person isn’t on the train?” quizzed Lurra Rus.

“I’m afraid not,” replied the Owner. “Unless someone with a proper fighting spirit can step forth, the Lantern Imagin will overpower Hal Jordan.”

“Yes, even the Flash’s upcoming help won’t be able to avert that future,” remarked the Doctor. The Flash tried to get a hit on the Lantern Imagin, but the Rage-fueled creature kept creating red portals to sidestep the Flash’s attacks.

“…Momotaros, how picky are you?” asked Amy.

“…You mean about someone being Den-O?” quizzed Momotaros. “I mean, I have SOME limits, but…wait, are you-?!”

“Amy, NO!” protested the Doctor.

“That IS her choice, Doctor,” remarked the Owner.

“Doctor, if I become Den-O, will Hal have a better shot at beating the Lantern Imagin?” asked Amy. “A simple yes or no will suffice.”

“…Yes, but-!”

“Then that settles it! Momotaros, where’s that belt? It’s time I try out being a Kamen Rider!” Momotaros shook his head as he chuckled.

“Here,” he said as he handed Amy a belt and pass. It was a simple belt with a circular scanner and four buttons on the left of the buckle. “Fair warning, though, your hair’s gonna get spiky.” Momotaros then turned transparent and entered Amy’s body. Amy spasmed as red energy crackled across her body, then a fanatic grin crossed her face! Her eyes were now red, her quills gained red highlights, and she was dressed in a leather jacket and rose-patterned skirt. As she spoke, Momotaros’ voice came out. “I don’t usually like possessing girls,” he said as he held the pass, “but beggars can’t be choosers! Besides, this girl’s strong enough!” He pressed the red button and a red light within the belt’s scanner flashed while music played. “HENSHIN!” Momotaros then waved the pass over the buckle.

“Sword Form!” announced the belt. A black bodysuit with a white railway line motif then formed over Amy’s body. Armor pieces then circled around her while a red peach went down the rail line running over her face. The peach stopped at her face as the armor attached itself into a simple red configuration with shoulder pads jutting outwards. The peach then split open to make itself into red lenses with antennae. As an added flair, the suit grew a rose-petal shaped skirt like Amy was wearing.

“Ore…SANJOU!” announced Momotaros, Kamen Rider Den-O in his sword form!

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 5

Lantern of Time: Part 1

A giant creature of humanoid shape and crimson skin flew through space with a navy-blue and black striped cat. They both wore red bodysuits and wore a red ring. The creature wore his ring on his finger while the cat wore his on his tail. The creature growled as he and the cat landed on a barren world. “We must face facts, Dex-starr,” growled the creature, “there just aren’t enough people that are angry enough to join us.” The cat, Dex-starr, trilled questioningly. “No, no, we cannot do that. We tried it once and it led to Guy Gardner temporarily usurping me!” That was when an energy wave passed over them! “What in-?!” Dex-starr arched his back, yowling in a threatening posture. The creature raised his ring to his mouth. “Identify energy wave!”

“Energy wave has been identified as a chronal surge,” replied the ring’s AI. “Consequences unknown.”

“Analyze and figure out-!” the creature stopped himself as he felt something in his suit. It felt like…sand? “How in-?!” A pile of sand fell from his suit and started forming the upper torso of a strange creature. The creature’s legs hovered in the air above it! “…Ring, what IS that life-form?”

“Life-form is an Imagin,” replied the ring, “a being from an aborted timeline.” The creature’s eyes widened. He had heard of the Imagin before.

“Your wish,” said the Imagin. “Say your wish. I can grant any wish. You can pay me with one thing only.” The creature stroked his chin.

“…Any wish, you say?” he asked. “…I wish for more Red Lanterns to finally slay the Guardians!” The legs then floated to the ground as the Imagin’s torso floated above the legs and attached itself to them. The Imagin then adopted a gray color with a lantern motif.

“You want soldiers then, Atrocitus?” asked the new Lantern Imagin. “I shall provide!”

“Hold!” shouted the creature, Atrocitus. The Lantern Imagin stopped. “…You SHALL be fulfilling my wish, but you’re not ready yet.”

“Let me fulfill our contract and I shall be,” replied the Lantern Imagin.

“Not how this works, not when you’ve locked your full potential. Dex-starr would spill your guts and lap your blood in your current state…but I sense that you have a higher calling. A spark glowing within you! A spark…of RAGE!” Atrocitus then vomited his napalm blood all over the Imagin’s face. The Lantern Imagin howled in pain as he collapsed to his knees, the blood burning him!

“WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” he screamed. “WHAT IS THIS…THIS ANGER?!”

“You fought to restore your timeline,” replied Atrocitus, “but Den-O killed your leader, Kai! He prevented Hana from being killed! He restored her timeline over yours! …How can you ever forgive him?”

“I…I CAN’T!” admitted the Lantern Imagin.

“Then BURN!” A red ring then flew towards the Lantern Imagin, hovering just in front of his face.

“Lantern Imagin. You have great rage in your heart.” The voice came from the ring. The Lantern Imagin looked up at the ring…then held his hand out! The ring then fastened onto his finger! “You belong to Atrocitus!”

“Become vengeance!” urged Atrocitus. “Recite the oath! Join the Red Lantern Corps!” The Lantern Imagin panted, then steeled himself.

“…With blood…and rage…of crimson red, ripped from a corpse…so freshly dead, together with our hellish hate,” a suit then formed over the Lantern Imagin! “WE’LL BURN YOU ALL! THAT IS YOUR FATE!” The rage, amplified by his ring, overcame his sanity and he charged at Atrocitus. Atrocitus opened a portal and stepped aside so the new Red Lantern would fly through. Once it was confirmed the Lantern Imagin went through with a splash on the other end, Atrocitus grinned.

“Come, Dex-starr!” he ordered. “We have an army to build!” Dex-starr trilled in agreement.


The Doctor hummed to herself as she checked the console. “Dada da da, da DA da…Climax Jump!” she sang. “…That’s odd. How did that song get into my head? …Ah well, I’ll figure it out later. Let’s see…”

“Doctor, shouldn’t we have found evidence of a chronal surge by now?” asked Amy as she walked into the console room.

“Tracking them takes a while, Amy,” replied the Doctor. “It’s not like waiting for a train on the platform.”

“But we’ve gotten ahead of one before,” reminded Amy.

“That took intense calculations,” answered the Doctor. As Amy was about to protest, the console beeped.

“What was that?” she asked.

“Proximity alert,” replied the Doctor. “But that doesn’t make sense, we’re drifting in the vortex. Let me see…” As the Doctor checked her readings, Lurra Rus entered the console room.

“What’s going on?” she asked.

“We found something in the Time Vortex,” replied Amy. “Maybe it’s another time machine?”

“That’s exactly what it is,” interjected the Doctor. “But the shape of it doesn’t make sense.”

“Why?” asked Amy.

“Because bullet trains shouldn’t be time travel capable,” answered the Doctor. She then worked the controls. “I’m going to come alongside it, see if I can talk to them.” The scanner flicked on to show that she successfully went alongside the train as it summoned rails for itself. The locomotive itself had angled red windows, almost like insect eyes. The Doctor then switched on the comms. “Attention! Attention! This is the Doctor aboard the TARDIS! You seem to be lost in the Time Vortex! We are capable and willing to render any assistance-!” A person on a motorcycle hooked up to a machine then appeared. The person looked like a red-skinned oni with two horns and black orbs for eyes.

“What do you want?!” he complained. The Doctor goggled.

“An Imagin?” she said. “I thought you all went extinct.”

“Some of us survived! Now beat it!” insisted the oni Imagin.

“Sir, your train appears to be travelling in something it’s not meant to,” said the Doctor.

“Come on, the Den Liner’s fine!” the oni Imagin dismissed.

“Den Liner? I thought that was fiction.”

“It’s real, all right!”

“What IS the Den Liner?” asked Lurra Rus.

“A train that travels through time,” explained the Doctor. “But it usually travels through a subdimension referred to as the Sands of Time, a byproduct of the Time Vortex.” The console then beeped and the Doctor checked the readings. Her eyes widened in horror. “Oh no!” She returned her attention to the call. “Listen, Oni Imagin or whatever kind of Imagin you are-.”

“My name is Momotaros!” barked the Imagin.

“…Imagins have-? Never mind. Momotaros, my sensors have detected a chronal surge appearing just ahead of us! I must urge you to divert your course!”

“I don’t take orders from anyone!” retorted Momotaros. “And the Den Liner’s sensors don’t detect any ‘chronal surge’ or whatever the heck you call it!”

“Well, my sensors DO! So will you please divert your course-?!” Momotaros ended the call. “…And now I have to save him!” grumbled the Doctor as she worked the console.

“Doctor, what will that chronal surge-?!” asked Lurra Rus.

“We’ll be caught up in it, there’s no two ways around this,” replied the Doctor. “For now, we can only cushion the blow against the Den Liner. Extending TARDIS shields as far as I can dare…brace yourselves!” The TARDIS shook as it was hit by the chronal surge! Both it and the Den Liner were taken out of the Time Vortex and into normal space.


Aboard a space station, a man with a green jumpsuit, eye mask, and ring was sitting at the monitors. A man in a red suit with yellow lightning decorations then appeared in a red blur. “Anything interesting?” asked the man in the red suit, the Flash.

“Nah, it’s been…well, I don’t really wanna say it now,” replied the man in the green suit, the Green Lantern. The monitors then flashed. “Oh, come on! I didn’t even say it!” complained Green Lantern.

“Is that a…bullet train?” muttered the Flash. Green Lantern then zoomed in.

“…It is! And look at the side!”

“The TARDIS! They’re gonna crash into the Watchtower!”

“You monitor the situation! I’m gonna stop them!” Green Lantern flew out of his seat and summoned a green lantern. He then pressed his ring against it. “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! Let those who worship evil’s might beware my power, Green Lantern’s light!”

“Ring fully charged,” reported his ring. Green Lantern then stashed his battery away and made it outside. The train and the TARDIS were racing towards the Watchtower out of control! Green Lantern created a catcher’s glove from his ring and jet boots around his feet. He caught the two vehicles in the glove and fired his jet boots, hoping to at least slow the two vehicles down!

“Hal, you’re not slowing down!” warned the Flash over the comms.

“Come on! Just a little more!” strained Green Lantern as he added more power to his rocket boots.

“Warning! Ring at 54% charge! Reserves depleting rapidly!” alerted his ring.

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State of the Web

State of the Web 2025

Things got crazy in the real world this year; there’s no two ways about it. The only thing we can do is do what we can with what we’ve got. But there have been glimmers of hope, so we need to stoke that hope and keep going. As you could see from the last two posts concerning Ssylphiel, I’ve ended my Year of Ssylphiel project. It was a fun challenge for the year. Next year, while I continue with Doctor Who: Crossings, I’ll be working on my magical girl series and work on a new comic starring a woman that was turned into a beast a la Beauty and the Beast…only it was a reward because she actually let the enchantress in! Be on the lookout for Princess Bella Chimera and her home of the Fantasniar Archipelago in October of 2026!

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 5

A Triple Headache: Part 3

“Who ARE those two?” asked the Second Doctor.

“I presume the fat one is Peg Leg Pete,” remarked the Fourth Doctor. “But the little fellow, I’m not too sure about.”

“LITTLE FELLOW?!” shouted the cowboy. “I’M YOSEMITE SAM! THE ROOTENIST TOOTENIST MEANEST HOMBRE WHAT PACKED A SIX-SHOOTER THIS SIDE OF THE PECOS!”

“Oh, a gun aficionado,” said the present Doctor. “How quaint.”

“QUAINT?!” Yosemite Sam leveled his pistols at her. “YOU’VE GOT FIVE SECONDS TO SAY YOUR PRAYERS, LADY, BEFORE I BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!”

“Everyone, when I say ‘run’,” directed the Second Doctor, “you run.”

“Which incarnation?” asked Mickey.

“Whichever says it first,” replied the Second Doctor.

“TIME’S UP!” shouted Yosemite Sam.

“RUN!” warned the present Doctor. Everyone ran with Amy and Bugs running with the Second Doctor while Lurra Rus and Mickey ran with the Fourth Doctor. “COME BACK HERE, YA ORNERY-!”

“Why waste time with those pipsqueaks?” asked Pete. “We’ve got a bigger prize here!” Pete reached for the door and tried to open it…but the doors weren’t moving! They were locked!

“One of them galoots probably got the key!” grumbled Yosemite Sam. “You go after the mouse and his compadres, I’ll go after Bugs and his gang!”

“Just a minute, tiny!” snapped Pete as he picked up the cowboy. “I’M the one in charge here! I’LL make the decisions! You go after the rabbit and his buddies, I’ll go after Mickey’s group!” He dropped Yosemite Sam and ran off after Mickey’s group. Yosemite Sam grumbled as he went off after Bugs and his group.


Mickey led the Fourth Doctor and Lurra Rus through the Magic Kingdom, running into Adventureland. “We have to get higher somehow!” said Lurra Rus.

“Higher?” mused Mickey. He then spotted the Magic Carpet ride. “…Well, we COULD blame any damage on Pete, though park maintenance will be grumbling all the while.

“I think I know how to bait that trap,” said the Fourth Doctor with a grin as he dashed to one of the carpets.

“Doctor?!” yelped Mickey.

“A TARDIS key! Of course!” realized Lurra Rus. “…But surely she changed the lock.”

“Oh, I’m sure she did,” replied the Fourth Doctor. “But Pete doesn’t know that.”

“Lurra, you may want to get in line,” suggested Mickey. “And Doctor, I hope you can jump.”

“Naturally,” said the Fourth Doctor. He then made it onto one of the carpets as Lurra Rus started a line while Mickey went to the ride operator’s booth. Pete arrived just in time and was about to shove his way past.

“HEY!” called Lurra Rus. “Don’t you know there’s a line?!”

“Ah, quit squawking!” scoffed Pete. “I gots a fast pass!” He actually scanned a wristband! Mickey shrugged as he let Pete on. Pete then boarded one of the carpets and Mickey started the ride. The carpets spun around the main mechanism, then the Fourth Doctor stood up and jumped off. As Pete was about to do the same, the ride began to spin faster and faster! “HEY! WAIT! WAIT!” shouted Pete in a panic as the carpets became a blur! “STOP THE RIDE! I WANNA GET OFF!”

“…All right, I suppose,” mused Mickey as he hit the emergency brakes. The ride stopped…but physics worked against Pete as he was thrown into a building, then fell to the ground, dizzy and confused.

“Ooh!” winced Lurra Rus as she joined the Fourth Doctor and Mickey in running. “That’s…gotta hurt!”


The Second Doctor, Bugs, and Amy were running towards the bridge leading to Cinderella’s castle. They skidded to a stop when they saw the yellow tape blocking their way. “Huh?!” quizzed Bugs. “Why would the bridge be-?” He saw multiple holes in it.

“…That’s solid stone!” muttered the Second Doctor. “Who would-?” A gunshot interrupted him as a bullet whizzed over his head!

“GOT YA NOW, YA LONG-EARED GALOOT!” called Yosemite Sam.

“Come on!” called Amy as she grabbed the Second Doctor and Bug’s hands, running clear across the bridge. The bridge collapsed behind them, trapping Yosemite Sam on the other side. Down in the water, the sound of a clock could be heard.

“Uh oh!” gulped Bugs. “Tick Tock the Crocodile!” Indeed, a crocodile cruised in the water below. Tick Tock saw Yosemite Sam and gave off the usual crocodile hiss.

“AH, SHADDUP!” shouted Yosemite Sam as he clubbed the poor croc with a long wooden pole. He then got an idea and looked for a pole as long as the other. The Second Doctor then spotted tools.

“Hm…anyone familiar with carpentry?” he pondered with a grin. Bugs and Amy saw the tools, then Amy noticed that Tick Tock had thumbs! A grin crossed her face.

“Maybe our crocodile friend is,” she said. The Second Doctor and Bugs grinned with her. By then, Yosemite Sam arrived with two poles now converted into stilts!

“HA HA!” he cackled. “GOTCHA THIS TIME, YA FLEA-BITTEN VARMINT!”

“Oh, it seems you outsmarted us!” said Bugs. “Oh woe is us! Oh boo the hoo!”

“I suppose,” mused the Second Doctor, “you’d best come here.”

“Darn skippy I am!” Yosemite Sam then got onto the stilts and began walking through the moat on them with Tick Tock snapping at him uselessly!

“Here you are, Tick Tock!” called Amy as she threw the carpentry tools into the moat. Tick Tock gratefully cruised towards the tools, got them, then returned to Yosemite Sam and hissed again. Sam got his club out again and whacked Tick Tock repeatedly.

“HOW MANY TIMES DO I…HAVE TO TELL YOU…to…shut…up?” Sam faltered when he saw the tools in Tick Tock’s hands! Tick Tock worked furiously in shortening the stilts. Yosemite Sam quickly turned around in an attempt to get back to the other side before Tick Tock shortened the stilts too much, but he was at Tick Tock’s level by the time he reached the edge of the moat. Tick Tock snapped furiously at his potential snack, tearing Sam’s clothes. “PEEEEEEEETE!” shouted Sam as he got out of the moat and ran away.

“No, no, no, Doc,” replied Bugs on the other end. “It’s SMEEEEEEEE!” He then chuckled to himself. “What a maroon!”

“Pst! PST!” came a voice. The group looked to see a woman with long, blood-red hair. “This way! Your doctor friend said she’s got a show set up!”

“You’re sure?” asked the Second Doctor.

“Positive!” insisted the red-head. “Come on!”


Pete and Yosemite Sam met up in Fantasyland, battered and bruised. “Imma starting to hate mice as well as rabbits!” grumbled Sam.

“Where ARE those rodents anyways?!” snarled Pete. “I oughta-!”

“There you are!” called the Second Doctor’s voice. He and the Fourth Doctor arrived. “We were wondering where you got to!”

“The show’s about to resume,” explained the Fourth Doctor. “Come along!”

“Wh-show?!” yelped Pete as he and Sam were dragged along. They found themselves on a set with four chairs, two of them occupied by Mickey and Bugs, the audience consisting of all the Disney Princesses, both official or otherwise, as well as their main princes and villains as well as any allies or family. The Second and Fourth Doctor then sat next to Amy and Lurra Rus as the present Doctor sat at a desk with cards in her hands and a buzzer sitting by her right hand.

“What in tarnation-?!” spluttered Sam. Music then played and he and Pete sat down in the empty chairs.

“Hello, and welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyway!” the present Doctor said to a camera. “The show where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter! If you’re keeping score at home…must be nice having all that free time on your hands. We’re going to finish out tonight’s episode with a game called Props! The idea is that the contestants will divide into two teams and think of as many things as they can with the props I give them and I’ll buzz them in between when I get the idea of what they’re doing. Bugs and Mickey, come and get your props.” Bugs and Mickey got up and were handed a pair of what looked like flat pink horseshoes. “And Sam and Pete, come and get your prop.” Sam and Pete got a red cone with red tentacles at the circular base. “All right then, we’ll start with…Bugs and Mickey. Take it away.” Mickey put the horseshoes near his mouth to emulate a bill.

“Wabbit theathon!” he said.

“Duck season!” replied Bugs.

“Wabbit theathon!”

“Duck season!” The Doctor pressed the buzzer. Pete then put the prop on the floor, pointy end up.

“We really should have warned the jester about the quicksand,” he said to Yosemite Sam. The Doctor then buzzed. Bugs then put the horseshoes over his feet.

“Hi, I’m Ryan Stiles!” he said. The Doctor buzzed again. Sam held one of the prop’s tentacles in his mouth and put the rest of it under his arm, playing it like a bagpipe with Pete dancing near him. The Doctor buzzed again. Mickey then formed the horseshoes like a toilet seat.

“Honey, put the seat down when you’re done!” he snapped at Bugs. The Doctor buzzed again. Sam then held his prop like an ice cream cone.

“Consarned heat wave, melting my ice cream!” he complained. The Doctor buzzed again. Bugs and Mickey then held their horseshoes to their waists as if they were pants.

“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us!” challenged Mickey with a cowboy drawl. The Doctor buzzed again. Pete then held the prop.

“I’m just going to dissect the creature,” he said, “and-!” He then shoved it onto his face and acted like it was a facehugger. The Doctor buzzed repeatedly, triggering the explosive in the prop and making it blow up in Pete’s face! Pete fell onto Sam, unconscious.

“We’ll be back with more Whose Line is it Anyway! Don’t go away!” finished the Doctor.


Yosemite Sam and Pete were taken into custody by the authorities a while later. “Well, that was exhilarating!” said the present Doctor as everyone returned to the TARDIS.

“Quite a party!” agreed the Second Doctor.

“It’s a shame that the party’s over,” remarked the Fourth Doctor.

“Well, I gotta get back on the road,” said Bugs. “It was nice seeing you again, Doc! Though, I gotta say, one of you is more than enough.” He dug a hole into the ground.

“Hey, take my advice!” called Mickey. “Avoid Albuquerque altogether!” He then turned to the Doctor and her team. “It was nice to finally meet you, Doctor.”

“And you, Mickey,” said the present Doctor. “We’d best dash. Bye now!” Everyone piled into the TARDIS and it took off.


Inside the TARDIS, the present Doctor checked her sonic screwdriver. “…Aha! So that’s where you boys came from! Well, let’s start with the little fellow.”

“Always with the short jokes!” grumbled the Second Doctor. He then relaxed and smiled. “Still, it was nice to meet me.”

“True,” remarked the present Doctor, “but I hope I don’t meet me again.” She pressed a button and the Second Doctor vanished, waving goodbye to everyone. The present Doctor then turned to the Fourth. “You know, you’ve always been a favorite out of all my incarnations.” The Fourth Doctor flashed his signature grin.

“It’s been a splendid time, Doctor. Goodbye!” He then vanished as he readjusted his scarf. Soon, there was just the present Doctor in the TARDIS with her friends.

“…It was nice to walk down memory lane with you, Doctor,” said Amy.

“Yes, but Mickey’s right,” said Lurra Rus. “One Doctor at a time is enough.”

“Quite right,” agreed the Doctor. She then pondered. “…Feels like I’m forgetting something important. …Ah well, I’ll think about it later. For now, we need to track the next chronal surge!”

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Welcome

A Triple Headache: Part 2

“So…so does that mean you’re all versions of the same person?” asked Mickey.

“Not in the sense that you’re thinking of, Mickey,” replied the Fourth Doctor as he checked the TARDIS. “We’re not just versions of the same Time Lord. We ARE the same Time Lord.”

“Oh, for Pete’s sake!” complained Amy. “You all have a terrible habit of not knowing when to dumb things down!”

“Look, Mr. Mouse, it’s like this,” said Lurra Rus, “when a Time Lord is about to die, either by old age or fatal damage, they go through a process called regeneration. They rewrite themselves on the genetic level to become a totally new person. The regenerating Time Lord could start out having a pale skin tone and be whimsical, then they’d end up in a body that could have an increased melanin count, or be short, or tall, and their new personality could be that of a curmudgeon, or a cynic, or a really wild person.”

“Oh, so it’s not multiverse stuff,” said Mickey, “those three are the same person at different points in their life.”

“Yes! That’s it!” cheered the present Doctor.

“And everyone that believes in reincarnation just punched the air,” said Bugs. “So how did your past lives get here, Doc?”

“Well, my future self DID mention something about a chronal surge,” remarked the Fourth Doctor.

“Oh? And who would develop the technology to do so?” asked the Second Doctor.

“Perhaps if I could explain!” called the present Doctor.

“Yes, perhaps some explanations are in order,” agreed Mickey. By now, everyone was giving the present Doctor their full attention.

“Well, Doctors, you remember that little legend about the Grouping?” asked the present Doctor. “Where chronal surges happen all across time and space and cause chaos by picking people up and plopping them into different time zones?”

“Yes, that’s one of the things Borusa taught us,” replied the Fourth Doctor.

“It’s not a legend, it really happened,” said the present Doctor. “And it’s happening again right now.”

“Oh…oh I see,” said the Second Doctor. “Well, as I said, just as well we turned up, eh?”

“What do you mean?” asked the present Doctor.

“Well, isn’t it obvious?” quizzed the Fourth Doctor. “Your effectiveness is now tripled!”

“Divided by three, you mean,” snarked the present Doctor.

“Now, now, young lady,” chided the Second Doctor. “There’s no need to be ungracious. Now, let’s pop into the TARDIS and examine our little problem, shall we? You don’t mind, do you?”

“Oh, be my guest,” replied the present Doctor.

“Thank you,” bid the Second Doctor as he opened the TARDIS. He then looked inside. “Oh my word!” he yelped. The Fourth Doctor looked inside.

“What?!” he gasped.

“Beautiful, hm?” asked the present Doctor as she joined her fellows. “Amy, Lurra, mind waiting outside for a sec?”

“Um, sure,” replied Amy. The TARDIS doors then shut.

“…Oh. …Ooooohhh, I see what’s going on,” realized Mickey.

“What do you mean, Doc?” asked Bugs.

“Does the phrase ‘You are your own worst critic’ mean anything?” asked Mickey. Amy, Lurra Rus, and Bugs realized where Mickey was coming from.

“How vicious do you think the squabbling will be?” asked Amy to no one in particular.


Inside the TARDIS, the Doctor’s previous incarnations were looking around the console room. “I see you’ve redecorated,” said the Second Doctor. “I don’t like it.”

“I was a fan of the wood-paneling,” remarked the Fourth Doctor.

“The wood paneling?” asked the Second Doctor. “You mean our writing desk?! You’ve used that as the primary console room at one point?!”

“I still am,” replied the Fourth Doctor.

“What’s wrong with the red and gold?” asked the present Doctor. She then saw her second incarnation at one of the panels! “Please, be careful! I-!” The console panel beeped, then powered down.

“I see you’ve been fiddling with the console, haven’t you?!” accused the Second Doctor. By now, the present Doctor was getting annoyed.

“It was perfectly all right until YOU touched it!” she hissed as she shoved the Second Doctor aside and worked to reset the panel. “Now, if you’d just leave things to me-!”

“My dear girl, if we left things to you, we’d be in a fine pickle now, wouldn’t we?”

“Now look, you destabilized the chronal offset-!”

“I most certainly did not!”

“Why did you need the chronal offset stabilized anyways?” asked the Fourth as he flicked a switch.

“That’s the most surefire way of tracking a chronal surge!” replied the present Doctor as she flicked the switch back. “And it also helps me get ahead of the surge so I can deal with the problem before it becomes too big!”

“It seemed to put you in a place where it affected you!” argued the Second Doctor.

“Rather painfully, I would presume,” guessed the Fourth Doctor. As the three Doctors squabbled, they didn’t realize that the communications panel was blinking. It was only when a voice cut through from the scanner that the bickering stopped.

“Hello! Grandfather! Come in!” came a voice. The three Doctors stopped.

“Susan?!” yelped the present Doctor as she and her previous incarnations turned to see Susan Foreman, Lord President of Gallifrey and the Doctor’s Granddaughter, on the screen.

“…Stognav told me you had regenerated, Grandfather,” said Susan, “but I didn’t realize you had turned into a supermodel.”

“OI!” protested the present Doctor.

“The little fellow, I recognize from the Death Zone,” continued Susan. The Second Doctor frowned at the reference to his height. “So which incarnation is the one with the scarf?”

“Oh, he’s the one between the fancy pants and the cricket player,” replied the present Doctor.

“Ah, so he’s the one that was trapped in the time eddy. Well, have you said anything to them?”

“Well, Susan,” replied the Second Doctor, “our arrival WAS because of a chronal surge.”

“So the Grouping affected you twice over,” remarked Susan. “Now, have you done anything?”

“Well, we’ve assessed the situation,” replied the present Doctor. Susan sighed.

“I was afraid you’d say that,” she muttered.

“Well, it’s not easy!” protested the present Doctor.

“Not as if we can accurately figure out where each of us came from in time!” the Second Doctor agreed.

“Surely you three can think of something,” said Susan. “…After you get your past selves back to their native time zones, Grandfather, I DO need to tell you and Amy something.” The present Doctor arched an eyebrow, looking quite concerned.

“…Well, in the meantime,” said the Fourth Doctor, “perhaps we should figure out the exact points in time we came from, eh Doctor?”

“Oh, I quite agree, Doctor,” replied the Second Doctor.

“I think I have an idea,” said the present Doctor. “Susan, I’ll call you back when this particular Grouping event is settled.”

“Very well, Grandfather,” replied Susan. She then ended the call.

“Right, I think we’d best have a little chat,” said the present Doctor. “Telepathically. The situation is rather involved.”

“Oh, very well,” sighed the Second Doctor. He and his future incarnations then shut their eyes. “Contact.”

“Contact,” said the Fourth Doctor.

“Contact,” finished the present Doctor. The three Doctors then had their telepathic conference. After a bit, the Doctors opened their eyes.

“Well, that seems simple,” said the Second Doctor. “Though, I must admit, you two being so dependent on your sonic screwdrivers-.”

“Save it!” hissed the present Doctor. “We already agreed anyways.”

“She’s quite right,” agreed the Fourth Doctor.

“So, with all the screwdrivers synced to mine-!” said all three Doctors. …They then fixed one another with a sour look. The present Doctor then fished a modern-day five-pence coin out of her pocket. Her previous incarnations fished out the same kind of coin, but this was before the current decimal system.

“Call,” directed the present Doctor as all three flipped their coins. They then checked where the coins landed.

“Heads,” said the Second Doctor.

“Heads,” called the Fourth Doctor.

“Tails, I win,” said the present Doctor as she checked a little too quickly. Her previous incarnations didn’t buy it, but didn’t argue.

“…All right,” sighed the Fourth Doctor. “Screwdrivers ready.” The three of them fished out their sonic screwdrivers and the Second and Fourth Doctors pointed their screwdrivers at the present Doctor’s.

“Begin sync-up…NOW!” called the present Doctor. The three activated their screwdrivers and the console room was filled with combined noise for a good five seconds. The Doctors then switched their screwdrivers off and the present Doctor checked hers. “…Calculations are beginning,” she said. “We’ve got-.”

“DOCTOR!” yelped Amy’s voice from outside the TARDIS.

“Uh oh!” gulped the present Doctor.

“I see that hasn’t changed,” remarked the Fourth Doctor.

“Don’t just stand there! Come on!” urged the Second Doctor as he made a dash for the door.


The three Doctors left the TARDIS and the present Doctor locked the time machine. “Amy, what’s going-?!” asked the present Doctor before she saw everyone being held up by a little cowboy with two revolvers and a long, orange moustache. His partner was a giant, obese cat with no tail and overalls held by one strap. “…A stick-up, is it?” asked the present Doctor.

“Sam and I heard through the grapevine,” chuckled the fat cat, “that the box over there is a time machine! Well, given how we always lost to Mickey and Bugs, WE’RE gonna be using it to fix our mistakes!”

“So youse are gonna give up the box,” said the cowboy, “or Imma gonna blow your friends here to smithereenies!”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 5

A Triple Headache: Part 1

After closing time for a massive theme park, a mouse looked up at a statue of him and a human looking towards the future with the human pointing in the future’s direction. “…Iger’s not exactly seeing the same future as you, Walt,” sighed the mouse, the famous Mickey Mouse. “At this point, I’m not sure he sees the same great, big, beautiful tomorrow as you.” He then heard something that sounded like digging. “…It’s not him, surely!” said Mickey. The ground near him shifted as if someone was digging a hole from below! The digger then poked his head out and looked around. “BUGS?!” yelped Mickey. The digger, the equally famous Bugs Bunny, looked up in surprise.

“MICKEY?!” he yelped. He then pulled out a map and looked at it. “…Knew I should have gone north at Albuquerque.”

“You get lost there too many times, Bugs,” remarked Mickey. “Why not just avoid Albuquerque altogether?”

“Where’s the fun in that?” asked Bugs as he got out of his hole. He then saw where in the Magic Kingdom he was. “…Thinking about Walt?” he guessed.

“And how he’s spinning in his grave about Bob Iger’s current direction,” replied Mickey bitterly.

“There’s always SOME corporate drama,” muttered Bugs. “I wouldn’t be surprised if Warner Brothers adopts the same stance on AI content like Disney does.”

“None of our companies are really clean, are they?”

“Nah, not really. Other people already wrote the jokes before we did.”

“…You know, I DO hope Warner Brothers DOESN’T follow in our footsteps,” said Mickey.

“I hope not too, Mick,” agreed Bugs. They both looked up at Walt’s statue. “…Your kid’s still fighting the good fight, Walt. You and Lillian both know that, right?” Mickey smiled.

“I think your creators would be proud of you too, Bugs,” said Mickey. As Bugs was about to say something, a noise filled the air. Mickey heard it too. “…Bugs-,” he said.

“You hear it too, huh Mick?” asked Bugs.

“…I think I see it too!” said Mickey as he pointed to the TARDIS materializing. “…The Doctor’s real?! I thought that was a made-up show Disney+ streamed at one point!”

“Oh, the Doctor’s real, Mickey! I met her!” The TARDIS fully materialized and the Doctor and her team stepped out.

“Doctor, are you sure coming here early was a good idea?” asked Amy.

“Positive,” replied the Doctor. “It’s best to get ahead of a chronal surge when you can. That’s why we’re here and now.”

“So where and when IS here and now, exactly?” asked Lurra Rus.

“Mickey, is that a-?!” asked Bugs.

“Well, she’s no cast member here!” replied Mickey. The Doctor looked up and grinned.

“Well, well, well, the most famous cartoon characters in all creation!” she said.

“Bugs?!” asked Amy.

“Amy!” replied Bugs. He then looked at the Doctor. “…Doc?” he asked.

“Yes, it’s me,” replied the Doctor. “How far away from our Mars trip are we? Temporally speaking, of course.”

“That was a few months ago, Doc,” answered Bugs. “But what are you doing here in the first place?”

“Tracking an event called the Grouping,” explained the Doctor. “A series of chronal surges that tend to take someone out of their time and pop them in a different one altogether.”

“I…see…” Bugs didn’t REALLY see, but he wasn’t sure he wanted the Doctor’s attempt at dumbing the explanation down.

“Well, I need to take a few scans and-.” That was when a chronal surge washed over the group. The Doctor then clutched at her left-hand heart! She fell against the TARDIS to steady herself and catch her breath.

“DOCTOR!” yelped Lurra Rus. The Doctor panted as she recovered.

“…Me,” she whispered.

“Doctor?” asked Mickey.

“Doctor, hang on,” said Amy. “The Grouping plucked…YOU out of your time stream?”

“Yes,” confirmed the Doctor. “Twice over. …Both times, I ended up here. In this spatio/temporal location.” The Doctor’s breathing had returned to normal. “That chronal surge whittled me! Twice at the same time! You’ve heard that a man is the sum of his memories, yes? Well, a Time Lord even more so! Come on, let’s go see where I ended up.” The Doctor picked herself up and went to the side of the TARDIS…to find a floppy hat!

“…Doc, didn’t YOU used to wear that?” asked Bugs.

“That hat I wore when we first met,” replied the Doctor, “wasn’t this hat at all.”

“Excuse me,” called a man’s voice, “that would be mine.”

“Oh, here you are!” replied the Doctor as she handed the hat to the man. She then did a double take when she saw the man’s features. He put the hat on his mop of curly brown hair, he had a wide smile, a brown coat, and a ridiculously long multi-colored scarf draped around his shoulders.

“How do you do?” greeted the man as he pulled a bag out of his pocket. “I’m the Doctor. Care for a jelly baby?” The Doctor blinked, then took a sweet from his bag. “That offer applies to everyone,” said the man.

“…Doctor, that’s not-?” asked Amy as everyone got a jelly baby.

“I’m rather afraid so, Amy,” replied the Doctor. “That…is me. Was me. …That’s my fourth incarnation.”

“Oh, so you’re the Doctor as well?” asked the Fourth Doctor. “Perhaps you can account for my being here?”

“It was hardly my fault, you bohemian!” argued the Doctor as she stomped forward. “There was a chronal surge and whoOOPS!” Her foot landed on something tubular and she tripped, running into the Fourth Doctor. “Okay, what was-?!” The Doctor whirled around…to see that she stepped on a recorder. “…Now that looks familiar,” she muttered.

“A flute of some kind?” asked Amy.

“Properly speaking, it’s a recorder,” corrected the Doctor.

“And oddly familiar,” mused the Fourth Doctor.

“Madame, do be careful where you step!” admonished a new man’s voice. The speaker then snatched the recorder from the Doctor’s hand. The Doctor and the Fourth Doctor goggled in surprise as they saw that the man was a little fellow dressed like a tramp with black hair and a bow tie. The man pulled out a rag and cleaned off the recorder, then played on it a bit. “Ah, there we go!” he said, pleased with the results. “Still playable.” He put the recorder in his coat pocket. “Now then, perhaps introductions are in order, hm?”

“I don’t think that’s necessary, Doctor,” replied the Doctor.

“Wait a minute, you just called him…oh no!” groaned Lurra Rus.

“You know my name, Madame?” asked the new man.

“We both do, Doctor,” replied the Fourth Doctor.

“…Oh my word,” realized the man. “So my future, eh? Twice over? Just as well I turned up.”

“Doctor, if that’s another incarnation, which one is he?” Amy asked her Doctor.

“That would be our second,” answered the Doctor.

“I don’t seem to recall meeting that man over there,” remarked the Second Doctor as he pointed at the Fourth.

“He was trapped in a time eddy during our time in the Death Zone,” explained the Doctor. “He’s the one between Fancy Pants and the Cricket Player with the celery on his lapel.”

“Okay, so if this happened to you before twice over,” said Lurra Rus, “how do we solve this?”

“I don’t remember,” replied the Doctor. Her companions gave her a funny look. “Look, it’s something Rassilon put into our genetics.”

“Ah, so they know about Rassilon, then?” asked the Second Doctor.

“They met him…her,” replied the Doctor.

“Met her?” asked the Fourth Doctor. “She’s walking again?”

“Went mad, then traveled with me and went sane, hopefully,” explained the Doctor. “In any event-.”

“Rassilon made it so-!” By now, all the Doctors were talking. The three glared at each other. “…Go ahead. …Rassilon made it-!” Amy held up a hand.

“One at a time,” she said. She pointed at the Second Doctor. “You start us off, then Scarfy, then my Doctor can finish the explanation.”

“You see, Rassilon knew that, with our time travel capabilities,” began the Second Doctor, “we’d accidentally cross into our own time streams, despite all the precautions and laws set down.”

“So, while giving the Time Lords our ability to regenerate,” continued the Fourth, “Rassilon implemented a fail-safe that only the eldest incarnation would remember recall meeting one’s past.”

“But the past can’t exactly remember the future,” finished the present Doctor, “because the past would need to play out so the future would happen. Understand?”

“Yes,” replied Lurra Rus.

“…Really?”

“…No!” Lurra Rus looked pained at the explanation.

“Hold on a minute!” called Mickey. “So, if I’m understanding it right, they’re…alternate universe versions of you?”

“I’m…rather afraid you’re NOT understanding this correctly,” replied the Doctor. “They’re two of us. …Two of ME, to be precise.”

“Oh, no, no, no, no!” interjected the Second Doctor. “I’m sorry, Sir, I hate to be contrary, but I can see the incident has confused the poor girl-.”

“Excuse me?!” snapped the present Doctor.

“And I DO feel you deserve the correct explanation,” continued the Second Doctor. “You don’t mind, do you?”

“Yes!” argued the present Doctor.

“I didn’t think you would. You see, Mickey…I may call you Mickey, mayn’t I? You see, THEY are two of me!” Mickey looked lost at sea.

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Ssylphiel's Kingdom The Year of Ssylphiel

Year’s End

A lot of the Order of Hissteria went to see their families for the Winter Solstice. Ssylphiel and Bea already had their celebrations at Coilzette and William’s respective palaces, now Bea was going with her blood parents for a long overdue family celebration. Right now, it was just Ssylphiel in her private room, staring at the fire flickering in her fireplace. She always missed the noise of the palace when her harem was gone. She was about to go get herself some eggnog when she heard a knock on her door. “…Hello?” asked Ssylphiel.

“Can we come in, Mistress?” asked a familiar voice.

“Beth?!” Ssylphiel got up and slithered to the door. It wasn’t just Beth, it was her, Shannon, Sanliel, and Nora! “What are you girls doing here?!” asked Ssylphiel. “I thought you’d be celebrating with your families!”

“We already did, Mistress,” replied Nora. “But ye’re all alone here!”

“And the Winter Holidays,” continued Sanliel, “are all about joining together with family and friends, those you care about.”

“So, if you’re all right with it,” said Shannon, “we’d like to celebrate with you.”

“…Girls, you four are the sweetest!” said Ssylphiel as happy tears rolled down her face. “Come on in!” With that, the girls entered the room, following Ssylphiel to the fireplace. The fire felt a lot warmer, now that she had people with her. They all settled down with Ssylphiel coiling her girls’ ankles and tummies. They sat there for a while, not talking about anything, nor did they need to. They just sat there and enjoyed one another’s company.

“…Mistress,” said Sanliel, breaking the silence, “call me nuts, but throughout this year, I thought I felt eyes from another world popping in.”

“Oh, you’re not insane,” replied Ssylphiel. “I allowed a chronicler from another world to see glimpses of ours and write stories about them. They’re watching and writing now so the rest of their world can see us. Nothing too raunchy, you understand, but giving them options of if and when they get…isekai’d here, I believe is their term for it.”

“…Isekai’d?” asked Beth. “That’s a word from my home that means another world.”

“A lot of our languages are similar to that world’s,” answered Ssylphiel. “What say we give them a ring?” Ssylphiel snapped her fingers and the girls suddenly became aware of us watching them. “Hello, everyone!” Ssylphiel said to us.

“Wow, that’s quite a lot of people!” remarked Nora.

“I have to say, we’re glad you could see those glimpses of our world!” said Shannon.

“Maybe you’ll find more glimpses of us later, who knows?” chuckled Beth as she flicked her tail.

“I’m sure you saw the good and the bad decisions we all made,” remarked Sanliel, “but one DOES need to see all sides of our world.”

“So, from the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for making this year the Year of Ssylphiel,” said Ssylphiel. “We hope to see you either in person or watching us soon!”

“Happy Holidays from Ssylphiel and the Order of Hissteria!” said everyone. With that, our Year of Ssylphiel comes to a close. Thank you for reading these twelve glimpses of Ssylphiel and her escapades.

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Ssylphiel and her Rose Garden

And here we end with Ssylphiel and her highest ranking members of the Order of Hissteria, the Rose Garden, Nora the Dwarf, Sanliel the Beach Elf, Beth the Catgirl, and Shannon the human, all enjoying a holiday beanbag. Thank you for following the slice-of-life stories of Ssylphiel Emerald Goldcoil, Queen of the Eternal Sands of the Serpentia Queendom, High Mistress of the Order of Hissteria, and Conqueror of Slypheria!