It was late at night when the trap was set. The firehouse was in the middle of being rebuilt and there were six firefighters in the building. The doors were then shut and locked from the outside, then someone snuck in through the window, then burst into the area the firefighters were in and brandished a gun. The firefighters backed up. “Up against the wall,” demanded the person. “Those girls WILL die for this along with you.” He then pulled out a burner phone and dialed a number. He then put the phone on speaker.
“Commissioner Anderson here,” replied the person on the other end.
“Working late at night, Commissioner?” asked the person.
“Who is this?” asked Commissioner Anderson.
“The one responsible for the firehouse fire, who else?” asked the person. “And I WILL be killing firefighters tonight! Interfere and your daughter dies!”
“You do realize that six citizens saved those men and women, yes?” recalled Commissioner Anderson.
“They won’t be here in time to save the firefighters again,” replied the arsonist.
“Won’t we?” came Ruby’s voice on the line.
“What?!” spluttered the arsonist.
“I’m Ruby Kobayashi, one of the three girls that helped put out that fire while our teachers saved the firefighters.”
“…Ah, hiding in the commissioner’s office, are we?” chuckled the arsonist.
“All of us are. I hope you don’t mind.”
“That actually works out best. Because, if I catch you out of the commissioner’s office, I’m going to set your home at 703 Turning Point Lane alight. Understand?”
“…Of course you’d learn my address,” muttered Ruby. “What’s this I hear about you leaving a glove behind at the crime scene and a city councilor going to bat for you?”
“That glove was a bit of clumsiness on my part, I’ll freely admit,” remarked the arsonist. “But a city councilor going to bat for me? That’s actually unexpected. Then again, they must have known about the layoffs.”
“Layoffs?”
“Yes. There weren’t enough fires to fight, so the city was going to lay off the firefighters. I was doing the city a favor by getting rid of them. My benefactor would agree.”
“This benefactor being Lord Typhoon or his minions?” asked Ruby.
“Let’s not call them minions,” replied the arsonist. “They’re far too well-learned in human nature for that. Threaten our survival and we’ll cull those that are unnecessary.”
“That’s not human nature and you know it!” hissed Ruby. “Your parents would be spinning in their graves!”
“I can assure you, they are quite still. Who do you think taught me that lesson?”
“Then they failed as parents…just as you failed at being observant to activities outside the walls of whatever building you’re in.”
“What’s that supposed to-?” The arsonist suddenly became aware of red and blue lights flashing all around the building! “…YOU CHATTERBOX!” shouted the arsonist. “YOU KEPT ME TALKING WHILE THE POLICE GOT HERE!”
“I didn’t come up with that plan all on my own, I can assure you,” chuckled Ruby. “Me, my friends, our teachers, the mayor, the police commissioner, we all came up with this.”
“One fatal flaw in this plan of yours, Ruby Kobayashi! I have six hostages! If I see even one person approaching, I’m setting the station alight! I’m willing to burn with the firefighters here!” The arsonist then heard someone punching their hand. He looked at the firefighters…to see them gearing up for a fight!
“Are you sure your hostages are firefighters?” asked the shortest of the firefighters…in Ruby’s voice! One of the tall firefighters then flicked their wrist and the gear flew off to reveal Ruby, Bethany, Yazmyn, Wilma, Grace, and Belinda, all armed and the three Cosmic Roses in their outfits! The gear then all compressed and rewove their threads into Belinda’s scarf! The arsonist screamed as he realized he was surrounded. He tried to get away, but Belinda cracked her scarf like a whip and tripped him up. Ruby and Grace then stabbed the ground near the arsonist’s head with their respective sword and spear, spooking him. Yazmyn aimed one of her guns at the arsonist’s groin as Wilma shined her lantern at the arsonist’s head.
“Now,” said Bethany, “let’s do as Scooby Doo and his gang do and unmask this criminal!” She pulled the mask off to reveal a man in a combover and moustache.
“…Mr. Swanson!” gasped Ruby. “…My dad voted for you!”
“That just casts a bad light on your wife, you know?” said Yazmyn.
“Leave her out of this!” snarled Mr. Swanson.
“Boys, it’s okay!” called Bethany as she called out of the firehouse. The police entered and gasped in surprise at Mr. Swanson being the arsonist.
“…But…but why-?!” spluttered an officer.
“I’m not talking!” snarled Mr. Swanson.
“…James Swanson, you’re under arrest for arson and attempted murder,” said Officer Tanya as she pulled the cuffs out. “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, the court will provide one for you. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?” Mr. Swanson looked around, then nodded. “With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?” Mr. Swanson shook his head. “…Very well. Boys, take him.”
“My lawyer will eat you roses alive!” warned Mr. Swanson as he was led away.
“…Come on,” Tanya directed to the girls and the Cosmic Roses. “We need to talk to Councilor Swanson.”
“Will she sing?” asked Ruby.
“Not to the police,” replied Bethany. She tapped the side of her nose, indicating that she had an idea.
The group arrived at a manor and knocked on the door. A butler arrived. “May I help you?” asked the butler.
“We need to speak to Councilwoman Swanson,” explained Ruby. “It concerns her husband’s…pyrotechnics.” The butler’s eyes widened.
“…One moment,” he said. “Please wait here.” He let the group into the foyer and rushed off.
“The butler knows?” whispered Wilma.
“Well, it’s better than the butler actually doing it,” replied Yazmyn.
“No, he’s confused about that comment,” replied Belinda. The butler arrived with Councilwoman Swanson.
“Anders, leave us,” directed Councilwoman Swanson. The butler bowed and left. “Are you the ones claiming that my husband was the arsonist?”
“We caught him in the act,” replied Ruby. “We posed as firefighters trying to rebuild the firehouse.”
“…You told him a councilor went to bat for him!” hissed Councilwoman Swanson.
“You aided and abetted in arson and attempted murder!” snarled Ruby.
“It was a sacrifice I had to make!” insisted Councilwoman Swanson. “Lord Typhoon’s people gave me no choice!”
“He’ll turn this planet into a storm-laden one anyways!” retorted Wilma.
“Councilor, listen to her!” insisted Bethany. “You’re intelligent, please use that intelligence! Our teachers fought him longer than anyone on this planet!”
“I did use my intelligence, and you idiotic girls know it!” snapped Councilwoman Swanson.
“Intelligence is meant to benefit everyone, not just the few!”
“Girly, human nature is about getting on top by any means necessary! If that requires sacrificing those around you, well that’s just too bad!”
“Madam, I’ve heard enough!” interjected the butler. He had the phone out. …It didn’t take a genius to piece together what the butler did.
“…You ungrateful-!”
“Not only the mayor, but the police commissioner,” explained the butler. “It’s not worth my paycheck to allow you to sweep this under the rug.” By then, police lights flashed.
“…Your chariot, your highness,” said Yazmyn.
“I’ll be walking out of this! I swear!” promised Swanson as the police arrested her like they did her husband.
“Well, that was a shakeup,” muttered Ruby the next day as she and her friends trained.
“You know Abby’s gonna be blaming us for this,” remarked Yazmyn.
“Yeah, well, she and the other Swansons are wrong,” said Bethany.
“Quite right,” agreed Wilma. “From what I’ve seen of human nature from observing you three alone, it’s that humans, deep down, DO care for one another, it’s just that they occasionally lose sight of it when they’re not thinking clearly.” The Roses’ Comms Compacts then buzzed.
“Another crime?” asked Ruby as Belinda checked.
“…IT’S TYPHOON’S MINIONS! THEY’RE COMING!” warned Belinda.
“Wrong, you scarf-slinging simpleton!” cackled Connor as he, Wreker, and Spangly arrived. “We’re here! Bringing chaos to all, I am Connor!”
“Smashing through all obstacles, I am Wreker!”
“Seeing all, I am Spangly!”
“We are…THE TYPHOON TITANS!” the three of them shouted.
“…Sure is Team Rocket up in here,” muttered Ruby.
“You three failed!” hissed Grace.
“Yes, Lord Typhoon made his displeasure known already,” remarked Connor.
“You’ll fail again,” declared Ruby. “We’re much better trained and well-armed now.”
“Let us see!” chuckled Spangly.
“Now, refresh our memories, what are your gimmicks?” asked Ruby.
“Gimmicks?” asked Wreker.
“Yeah, like Connor over there, what is he in your group?”
“We’re here to serve Lord Typhoon’s plans,” replied Connor. “But, if I had to choose from your exotic anime-.”
“By ‘exotic’, you mean primitive,” hissed Ruby.
“I’d say I’m the pretty one,” finished Connor.
“Six out of ten,” retorted Ruby.
“Sassy, aren’t you?”
“So,” continued Yazmyn, “that makes Spangly here the weird one with the freaky powers, if I recall the attack on my farm right.”
“I can spawn eyes from my shoulders that shoot lasers!” confirmed Spangly.
“Yep, still recalling that nightmare,” muttered Yazmyn.
“Then Wreker’s the big, tough, stupid one,” finished Bethany.
“You take that back or I’ll cave your skull in!” snarled Wreker.
“Okay, okay, you’re not that tough!” replied Bethany.
“I could not be more clearly talking about your ‘stupid’ comment, you intellectual dwarf!” growled Wreker as he punched his hand.
“Grace, with me against Connor!” declared Ruby. “Bethany, you and Belinda take on Wreker! Yaz-!”
“Me and Wilma against Spangly!” confirmed Yazmyn as everyone summoned their weapons.
“Roses, let’s show our thorns!” called Ruby as everyone charged at their opponents.
