It was a warm, sunny day in West City. People were going about their business as usual. Over in a large, dome shaped building, a group of people were relaxing and eating on a balcony. One of the people, a man with spiky, black hair, was chowing down with no signs of stopping. Given that his biology required a lot of calories, it was no surprise. The owner of the building, a blue-haired woman, was off to the side with a blue-skinned man with white hair. “I’m surprised you could find some time in your schedule to visit, Whis,” remarked the blue-haired woman.
“Well, Lady Bulma,” sighed the blue-skinned man, Whis, “when you serve someone like Lord Beerus,” he indicated the humanoid, purple, hairless cat with an Egyptian motif in his clothes that was napping in the sun, “you tend to have a lot of free time. Then again, a visit to your world is ALWAYS delightful when you invite us.”
“Yeah, barring any threats,” muttered the blue-haired woman, Dr. Bulma Briefs.
“I don’t know, you and your friends seem to handle them quite well.”
Meanwhile, Beerus lazily reached for something…only to realize that what he was reaching for wasn’t there. “Hm?” He lazily opened an eye. His eyes bugged out when it hit him. “HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! WHERE’S MY CASHEW PORK?!” he demanded.
“Oops! Sorry!” replied the black-haired man childishly.
“You glutton, Goku!” snarled Beerus. “That was my naptime snack! I ought to destroy you for this!”
“Oh, come on!” complained Goku. “That’s not fair! It was just so good!”
“Keep talking, let’s see how far-!” Beerus’ ear twitched. “…On second thought, there’s something that requires investigation. Whis!”
“I hear it too, my Lord,” replied Whis.
“Isn’t that the TARDIS?” asked Bulma.
“Well, with Gallifrey having come back, it’s certainly A TARDIS,” said Whis.
“Hey! Over there!” called Goku as the Doctor’s TARDIS materialized.
“What’s going on here?” mused Beerus as something more interesting than food held his attention for the moment. “Why are they coming here?”
“Well, we can always ask,” replied Whis. The TARDIS doors opened and the Doctor and Tysar stepped out.
“You took off after those readings like the Daleks were chasing us, Doctor,” said Tysar. “What’s wrong?”
“Two chronal surges centered around here according to Gallifrey, that’s what,” replied the Doctor. “That means the Grouping’s starting to get worse.”
“Ah! Lady Doctor!” greeted Whis. The Doctor looked up and goggled.
“Whis!” returned the Doctor. “And Lord Beerus! Good to see you again!” She then spotted Goku and Bulma. “And you, Goku and Bulma!”
“…I don’t think we met before,” remarked Goku.
“I KNOW we never met before,” said Bulma. “Where’s the Doctor?”
“That IS the Doctor,” said Beerus.
“Huh?!” yelped Goku and Bulma.
“Don’t you remember?” asked the Doctor. “That whole business with Frieza wanting to make a wish on the Dragon Balls but you and Amy made your own wishes, Bulma?”
“Good grief, it IS you!” called Bulma. “But how?! You’re completely different!”
“Time Lords tend to change their physical makeup when they’re about to die somehow,” replied Whis. “Now, Lady Doctor…what’s this about the Grouping? Surely it already happened?”
“…I’m afraid there’s a new one and…I’m partially to blame,” replied the Doctor. “You see, Amy was encouraged by her future to come with me, then a whole thing surrounding the TARDIS happened on Gallifrey, resulting in the TARDIS’ heart bi-generating so the old heart becomes the new Eye of Harmony-.”
“And that released its stabilization over the paradox surrounding Amy,” finished Whis, “resulting in chronal surges. I see you have a Thal with you. Does that mean Amy told her past to go with you?”
“Yes, and she’s on Mobius. Her return there is another thing that I really don’t have time to explain. I’m trying to send people back to their native times like Tysar here.”
“Hello,” said Tysar. “Turns out the frequency of chronal surges is happening faster. I got plucked from New Davius and landed in Gotham, then we had to save Martin Luther King Jr.”
“Hm, that IS a worry,” remarked Whis. He then summoned his staff out of thin air and peered into it. “Hm, You’re right, two chronal surges are on approach. One is centered around this planet, the other…I’m not too sure I-.” That was when the chronal surges washed over everyone.
“Oh heavens!” gulped the Doctor.
“They arrived at the same time,” shuddered Whis. “It really IS getting worse!”
“Doctor, what does that mean?!” asked Tysar.
“Time is unravelling,” replied the Doctor. “All we’re doing is treating the symptoms when we should be finding the cause.”
“I’m afraid I can’t help you much there,” sighed Whis as he peered into his staff again. “While that paradox surrounding Amy was the seed, I don’t think it’s your TARDIS’ old heart becoming the new Eye of Harmony that’s the source.”
“We’ll discuss those theories later,” said the Doctor. “Right now, we need to find who was taken or brought here and bring them back to their original points in space/time.”
“Now that, I CAN help you there,” smiled Whis. “It looks like no one from the present was taken. It looks like one chronal surge took someone from the past and put them here while the other surge took someone from just a few seconds in the future to right here. …It looks like that last one-.”
“Poyo?” asked a childish voice.
“Hm?” Beerus looked down at his feet…then yowled in terror and scrambled up to a higher place!
“Lord Beerus, why are you acting-?” Whis trailed off when he saw what Beerus was freaking out over. It was a pink ball with a face, stumps for arms, and big feet!
“Kirby?!” yelped the Doctor.
“LORD BEERUS, MOVE OVER!” Whis shrieked in terror as he tried to join his master.
“NO! FIND YOUR OWN BUTT SHELTER!” shouted Beerus in a panic. Everyone just stared at the God and Angel scrambling to get away from Kirby.
“…Lord Beerus, Whis, what on Earth is wrong with you?” asked the Doctor. “Kirby’s got an appetite, yes, but-.”
“Don’t you know that thing’s reputation, Doctor?!” yelped Whis girlishly.
“Doctor?” asked Kirby as he tilted his face in confusion.
“Yes, Kirby, it’s me,” replied the Doctor. “Remember when we fought the Weeping Angels on Popstar? You sucked up Rassilon’s regeneration energy and became Time Lord Kirby. And we won against the Angels too.”
“Doctor!” cheered Kirby happily as he leapt into the Doctor’s arms.
“It’s good to see you too, Kirby!” replied the Doctor happily.
“Doctor, you’re friends with a Star Warrior?” asked Tysar.
“Oh, you know about them?” quizzed the Doctor. “I met Kirby when I was on a quest for the Key to Time. I remember Kirby being a hungry boy.”
“Doctor, that pink menace eats and eats and eats! Even gods have been consumed by him!” protested Beerus. “My Hakai technique won’t do any good!”
“For your own safety, please get away from him and let me send him back!” urged Whis.
“Oh, come now!” dismissed the Doctor as she set Kirby down. “He’s not dangerous to his friends and he’s made many friends!”
“Hold on, Beerus,” said Goku, “he’s scary to you and Whis?”
“Goku, you’re not thinking of fighting that horror, are you?!” argued Whis. “Even Grand Zeno wouldn’t dare!”
“Whis, you’re just exciting Goku!” snarled Beerus.
“I wouldn’t bother picking a fight, Goku,” said the Doctor. “Kirby’s not a fighter by nature.”
“Aw!” complained Goku. “But I wanna know how strong he is!” Kirby then saw the food and gurgled happily. He then opened his mouth and inhaled! The food flew into his mouth and Kirby only stopped when it was all gone! Bulma and Goku goggled in surprise.
“That was enough to feed ten Saiyans!” yelped Bulma.
“He’s called the Devourer among us gods and angels for a reason!” called Beerus. “Now let Whis get rid of him and-!”
“Absolutely not!” defended the Doctor. “We might need him to help out with the other fellow that got caught up in the chronal surge.”
“Doctor, that’s no longer your call to make!” replied Whis. “Now move aside so-!”
“Hang on!” interrupted Goku as he looked to the north. “Something’s just popped up.”
“Oh? And what’s that?” asked Beerus. “What’s more important than getting rid of a menace?!”
“…IT’S CELL!” yelped Goku.
“What?! Cell?!” Bulma’s eyes widened in fear. “But how?!”
“Might I ask who this Cell person is?” asked the Doctor.
“A Bio-android with the DNA of Goku and all his friends!” explained Bulma. “Designed by a Red Ribbon army scientist to kill Goku!”
“But my son, Gohan, killed him years ago!” said Goku.
“Whis, can you-?” asked Bulma.
“Let me have a little looksee,” replied Whis as he looked into his staff. “…Oh my! It IS that Cell monster your son killed, Goku! It looks like he ended up in the ruins of that arena he made.”
“We gotta get there now!” urged Goku.
“And send him back to when he’s supposed to die,” remarked Beerus. “Whis-!”
“Yes, I know, Lord Beerus,” sighed Whis. He raised his staff, surrounded everyone in a green bubble, then everyone vanished.
“WAIT! YOU BROUGHT THE PINK-!” Beerus’ warning came too little, too late.
