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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

A Fiery Game: Part 3

The group was now split into two. Obi-wan, Sty, Tysar, and Rex were dealing with Kamen Rider Smash-R while the Doctor, Ex-Aid, Marie, and the Captain worked on the Bugster that absorbed Callie. “Can’t you just level up or something?!” Marie asked Ex-Aid.

“Unfortunately,” replied Ex-Aid, “all operations like this have to start with Level 1.” The attack went on, then…the golem screeched as it shimmered, then collapsed, dropping Callie. Marie was about to rush up to her, but the Captain held her back.

“She’s got a virus!” he reminded. “You’ll probably be infected if you touch her!”

“No,” said Ex-Aid, “you can approach and monitor her while I fight the Bugster’s new form.” He then grabbed the handle on his belt. “DAI HENSHIN!” He pulled the handle back to reveal a screen with a pink game character on it.

“GACHAN!” called the belt. “LEVEL UP!” Ex-Aid then jumped on blocks and kicked while in the air. “MIGHTY JUMP! MIGHTY KICK! MIGHTY! MIGHTY ACTION! X!” The face and hair split away from the rest of the body, then a new body sprouted from behind the face. The body wore a pink suit with a helmet modeled after the face of the chibi form.

“…Th…That was…!” stammered the Captain.

“Doesn’t that hurt?!” asked the Doctor.

“No, but it DOES feel weird,” replied Ex-Aid. Everyone then heard a roar. They looked to see a muscular creature with what looked like a blue penguin’s face with some crown-like hat on its head. “Wait a minute! That looks like-!”

“King Dedede!” finished the Doctor.

“I’ve just about had it with you, Kirby!” shouted the monster. “You face Macho Dedede!” The Macho Dedede Bugster then swung its fists at everyone.

“Good thing Nintendo allowed CR to make Gashats based on their games!” called Ex-Aid. He closed the lever on his belt.

“GACHON!” it called. Ex-Aid then pulled out another pink Gashat and pressed the button.

“HOSHI NO KIRBY!” it announced. Ex-Aid then inserted it into the free slot of his belt.

“GASHATTO!” Ex-Aid then whirled his arm around.

“Dai dai dai dai dai DAI HENSHIN!” he announced. He then pulled the handle and revealed the screen with his image overlapping star-shaped armor. A yellow star then appeared, broke apart, and attached itself to him.

“GACHAN! LEVEL UP! MIGHTY JUMP! MIGHTY KICK! MIGHTY! MIGHTY ACTION! X! A-GACHA! FOO-FOOD AMONG THE STARS! MUNCH AND FEAST! OKAY! HOSHI NO KIRBY!” Ex-Aid jumped around as each impact from the Macho Dedede Bugster created stars. Ex-Aid touched each star and threw them, causing damage to the Bugster. He then took out the Kirby Gashat. “GASHOON!” He then inserted the Gashat into the Gashacon Breaker.

“GASHATTO! KIMEWAZA!” E-Aid then pulled a trigger on the handle. “HOSHI NO…CRITICAL FINISH!” He repeatedly bashed the Bugster with hammer attacks. Eventually, the Bugster fainted and fell face-first with its foot sticking up.

“PERFECT!” called a voice. The Bugster exploded and victory music played. “GAME CLEAR!” Callie then groaned.

“No, Grandpa. I don’t want any more crabby cakes,” she mumbled. Ex-Aid then pulled out a stethoscope-like device and held it towards Callie. A hologram showed up displaying her vitals. Marie looked it over.

“…Those are normal vital signs for us,” she said.

“And no evidence of Game Disease!” continued Ex-Aid. “Now, to deal with Lord Dominator!”


Smash-R was laughing as she fought. “Oh man! I’m having too much fun!” she giggled. “Just look at me! Causing fear and panic among you! You idiots putting up a sense of false bravado! Man, I was so wrapped up in rebuilding my ship, I almost forgot how fun being a villain is!”

“You mean you commit evil deeds KNOWING they’re evil deeds?!” asked Obi-wan as he blocked her blows with his lightsaber and the Force. “And you enjoy it?!”

“Yep! Who cares about the ‘greater good’? Who cares about the ‘natural order’? I’m just having fun with it!”

“You’re insane!” snarled Rex.

“Takes one to know one!” cackled Smash-R. She tripped up Rex and slammed her foot onto his ribs. There was a distinct cracking sound and Rex cried out in pain. “Relax! I made sure that no ribs pierced your lungs!” taunted Smash-R.

“DOMINATOR!” called the Doctor’s voice. She and her group arrived.

“…Oh, you cured her,” muttered Smash-R. “Oh well! She can die with everyone else on this planet!”

“You cannot win,” countered Obi-wan. “If you strike any of us down, we shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”

“Flarp that noise!” scoffed Smash-R. “If I strike any of you down, you’ll be deader than a Watchdog!”

“I don’t think so!” retorted Ex-Aid. “I’ll change the-!”

“You won’t change ANYONE’S fate when I’m done!” interrupted Smash-R.

“Oh, ENOUGH!” snarled Rex. He grabbed Obi-wan’s lightsaber right out of the Jedi’s hands.

“Rex, what are you-?!” yelped the Doctor. Rex then swung the lightsaber through Smash-R’s waist, destroying the Bugvisor and belt and dismissing her armor. Lord Dominator was in shock…then she slowly slid off her legs and collapsed to the ground. Everyone was stunned.

“…Her people can walk this off,” remarked Rex as he switched the lightsaber off. “She’ll be given adequate prosthesis and be returned to her point in space-time.”

“That wasn’t necessary!” hissed the Doctor. “We could have resolved this peacefully!”

“No, we really couldn’t,” retorted Rex as he gathered up Lord Dominator. “Not when time is against us. This whole exercise has delayed us to the point where Omega is that much closer to Gallifrey. I’ll be going there to intercept him.” He threw Lord Dominator into his TARDIS and shut the door behind him, then it dematerialized.

“…Fool,” muttered the Doctor. “She wasn’t supposed to get cybernetic legs until she reached old age!”

“I guess that’s evil Time Lords for you,” remarked Sty.


Team TARDIS and their friends returned to the TARDIS. The Doctor opened the door. “I’m afraid there’s no time for goodbyes,” she said. “Emu and Obi-wan have work to do in their native times.”

“Still, good luck with the Grouping,” replied Callie. “And thanks for that operation, Dr. Hojo!”

“Happy to help!” replied Emu. He was then yanked into the TARDIS. He goggled in amazement as the doors shut. “H-How-?!”

“A box that is bigger on the inside,” remarked Obi-wan. “Now I’ve seen everything.”

“Aha! There we go!” said the Doctor. “Master Kenobi, you’re up. And you may want to keep that echoey roar trick in mind, because it will come in handy in a few days for you.”

“Are you sure you should tell me about future events?” asked Obi-wan.

“Trust me, that’s all the hints I’m giving you. Goodbye and…may the Force be with you.” The Doctor pressed a button on the console and Obi-wan vanished.

“What’s going to happen in a few days for him?” asked Tysar.

“He rescues Luke Skywalker and starts him on a path to defeat his father, Anakin, now known as Darth Vader, and bring balance to the Force,” replied the Doctor. “Right, Dr. Hojo, it’s your turn. …Huh, so you already beat Gamedeus and Dan Masamune.”

“Sure did!” replied Emu.

“Well, there’s more adventures in the future, but you’ll change the patients’ fates with your own hands!” Emu smiled at that. He waved goodbye as the Doctor sent him back.

“I still don’t understand,” muttered Tysar. “Why is Omega after a pop star?”

“Oh yes, we DID hear he was after one,” remarked Sty. The Doctor drummed her fingers on the console.

“…Pop star,” she muttered. “…Pop…wait…” Ex-Aid’s fight with the Macho Dedede Bugster then came to the forefront of her mind. “…No!” She quickly checked her instruments.

“Doctor?” asked Tysar.

“I’m an idiot! He’s not looking for a pop star!” replied the Doctor. “He’s going to a planet called Popstar!”

“Oh, the planet Pop…” Tysar trailed off as her eyes widened. “…Wait, didn’t Kirby-?!”

“Yes!” confirmed the Doctor.

“Are we talking about that pink blob on Ex-Aid’s…Gashat, I think he called it?” asked Sty.

“As I said, lots of humans’ imaginations extend beyond space and time,” replied the Doctor. “Kirby’s a baby Star Warrior and-.”

“A Star Warrior?” interrupted Sty. “Like that Meta Knight character I heard about?!”

“That’s right,” confirmed the Doctor. “I went there once before. On a quest for the Key to Time. Then Kirby was taken by a chronal surge.”

“I was there for that last one,” said Tysar.

“Why would Omega go to Popstar?” asked Sty.

“Hopefully, I can get us there ahead of him!” declared the Doctor. “First, I’ll check if there are any chronal surges and…no, not yet! But there’s a ramshackle TARDIS on the way to Popstar! We have to go! NOW! Hold onto something!” Tysar and Sty grabbed the railing surrounding the main platform. The Doctor set the coordinates and yanked the take-off lever. The TARDIS shuddered, making Tysar and Sty grateful that there was something for them to hold onto. “Come on, old girl!” the Doctor encouraged the TARDIS.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

A Fiery Game: Part 2

“…If that’s how long a Time Lord’s name is,” remarked Tysar, “I hesitate to learn yours, Doctor.”

“One of the reasons I stick with just ‘Doctor’,” replied the Doctor. “So, Rex, what brings you here from Gallifrey? I doubt it’s a social call, there’s too much of a mess going on.”

“That mess is exactly why I came here,” said Rex. “I was tracking a Chronal Surge and it brought me here.”

“Did the starting time periods share any similarities with these two?” asked the Doctor as she indicated Emu and Obi-wan.

“…Well, General Kenobi’s galaxy, yes,” replied Rex, “but far into its future, long after the Jedi and Sith became mere legends. I’d say it was…around Dr. Hojo Emu’s time.”

“How about we DON’T mention his rank?” suggested the Doctor.

“It’s all right,” assured Obi-wan. “I can’t expect every Time Lord to understand war like you do, Doctor.” Rex flinched.

“In any event,” he continued, “we must find this person as I fear they may try and take my TARDIS. My security systems are a little…buggy, as it were.”

“That’s no good,” said the Doctor. “Let’s find this person quickly. Where should we start?”

“I believe the locals called it Landfill Dreamland.”

“The submarine!” gasped Callie happily.

“We are NOT driving that sub,” replied Marie.

“Aw! But-!”

“Callie, how long did it take you to get your driver’s license again?”

“HEY!”

“Enough!” called the Captain. “Rex, was it? You said we should start in Landfill Dreamland? Let’s get to it, then.” The Captain led the way with the Doctor hanging back. Something about Rex seemed…familiar, and not in a good way.


The group arrived at Landfill Dreamland. “Right,” said Rex, “we need to scour this area. Let’s split up, hm?” The group nodded and split up. Obi-wan took this opportunity to speak with the Doctor.

“Your mind is like a violent storm, Doctor,” he said.

“No change there,” remarked the Doctor. “But there’s something…off about Rex. He’s a Time Lord, but I feel like I’ve seen him before, and not in a friendly capacity.”

“There IS something dark about him,” said Obi-wan. The two then found something. It looked…like a mirrored pyramid! The Doctor’s eyes goggled. “Doctor?” asked Obi-wan.

“…REX!” called the Doctor, her face darkening.

“Yes, Doc-?” Rex appeared next to the Doctor and saw the pyramid the Doctor pointed to. “…Drat it all!” he grumbled.

“So, taking the identity of Rex Flood?” asked the Doctor.

“…Well, given that I have a classically masculine frame,” replied Rex, “I can hardly use the feminine title of ‘Rani’, can I?” By then, everyone had arrived.

“Doctor?” asked Tysar. “What’s wrong?”

“Well, I found Rex’s TARDIS, for one thing,” replied the Doctor.

“That pyramid?” asked Sty.

“No, you stupid bug, the submarine!” hissed Rex, sarcasm THICK in his voice.

“You wanna say that again?!” snarled Sty.

“Rex IS a Time Lord,” said the Doctor, “but he’s not one like me. He used to be called the Rani, an amoral scientist.”

“Doctor, science focuses on whether or not we CAN do something,” replied Rex. “The question of whether or not we should do it is irrelevant.”

“You’re proving my point here,” said the Doctor. “So, what’s the endgame? Chasing after the coattails of your master, Omega?”

“Omega was my failed bi-generation’s master and she got what she deserved,” replied Rex. “No, I’m going to kill him, but I need to intercept him before he reaches Gallifrey.”

“And the person we’re after?” asked Callie.

“That part’s the truth,” answered Rex. “She’s been after my TARDIS, not caring about the implications of staying here in Inkadia.”

“So you’re trying to stop her,” said the Doctor. “Who is she anyways?” A lava shot then answered her question. Everyone turned to see a lime-green woman with pink eyes and white hair as well as a black dress and shirt. “…Oh,” said the Doctor as she realized who it was.

“I overheard everything!” snarled the green woman. “Followed you from the rocket site! So, you’re the same Doctor that ruined my viral experiments!”

“You were experimenting with the Movellan Virus!” retorted the Doctor. “You were making unnecessary enemies of the Daleks! Of course I was going to stop you!”

“Doctor, who is that woman?” asked Tysar.

“That’s Lord Dominator,” replied the Doctor. “She destroys whole galaxies just for fun!”

“Oh, a humanoid Dalek,” remarked Sty.

“I’m better than those dorky trash cans!” barked Lord Dominator as she pulled out a purple and black device. It had a two barreled gun on one end, a chainsaw on the other, a set of A and B buttons, and a screen. Emu goggled in shock.

“The Gashacon Bugvisor!” he said. “How did you get that?!”

“Rex had it in his TARDIS and his notes on Game Disease,” replied Lord Dominator.

“You know, you ruined the Chameleon Circuit!” remarked Rex. “It supposed to blend in with the surroundings!”

“…That specific shape didn’t exactly blend in on Lakertya,” snarked the Doctor.

“You, hush!” hissed Rex.

“What do you intend to do with that device?” asked Obi-wan.

“This thing was loaded with a sample of Game Disease,” replied Lord Dominator.

“The Bugster Virus!” hissed Emu.

“Bugster Virus?” asked the Doctor.

“A sort of computer virus that can infect humans!” explained Emu. “After infection, whenever someone’s immune system is weakened due to stress, it replicates and takes over the host’s body until the host disappears!”

“And that device is the means of deploying it?”

“It’s A means. Thankfully, there’s a way to deal with that!” Emu then pulled out a neon green device with a pink handle. The device had two slots to the left of the handle.

“What on Earth-?” muttered the Doctor. Emu then put the device on his waist and it formed a belt around him.

“That thing works like my Gamer Driver,” continued Emu as he pulled out a small pink device. It looked almost like a game cartridge. Lord Dominator smiled.

“Doctor, it hurts when I do THIS!” She pointed the barrel end of the Bugvisor at Callie and sprayed her with some orange mist.

“CALLIE!” called Marie. Lord Dominator then made her arms become lava and the lava formed into giant fists. She swung fists at Callie, forcing the Inkling Idol to dodge. Unfortunately, the fight or flight instinct was enough to trigger stress and Callie was surrounded by orange matter that formed into a golem-like creature. “Might wanna leave her to her fate, losers!” cackled Lord Dominator.

“No chance!” replied Emu. “I’ll change Callie’s fate with my own hands!” He pressed a button on the pink cartridge.

“MIGHTY ACTION X!” announced the cartridge. The area pixelated for a bit, then returned to normal as blocks appeared, even in midair.

“HENSHIN!” called Emu. He then inserted the cartridge into the slot nearest to the handle on the belt.

“GASHATTO!” called the belt. A ring of rectangular holograms with visors and hair appeared. “Let’s game! Meccha game! MUCCHA GAME! WHAT’S YOUR NAME?!” Emu selected the icon with pink hair. “I’m a Kamen Rider!” The hologram passed over him and he was in white armor with a life gauge on the chest with pink hair…and he had chibi proportions. Lord Dominator laughed.

“What kind of ridiculous armor is that?!” she cackled.

“It’s Level 1,” replied Emu.

“Now I remember where I heard that name!” realized the Doctor. “You’re Hojo Emu, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid!”

“That’s me!” replied Emu, Kamen Rider Ex-Aid. “And I’ll clear this game with no continues!” He then summoned a white hammer with a green head and a set of A and B buttons on it.

“GASHACON BREAKER!” it said. Ex-Aid then bounced around and struck the golem with the Breaker. As he struck it, a stylized “HIT” appeared.

“Yes, yes, you proved your genius,” sighed Rex to Lord Dominator.

“Oh no, not yet!” replied Lord Dominator as she pulled out a buckle and fixed it to her waist. It formed a belt and fastened itself to her. She then attached the Bugvisor to the belt.

“GATCHON!” it called in a distorted voice. Then creepy 8-bit music played. Lord Dominator then pulled out a cartridge like Ex-Aid’s but it was magma-styled.

“Wait, you made your own Gashat?!” yelped Rex.

“Why else would I use your lab so often?” asked Lord Dominator. She pressed the cartridge (Gashat) button.

“WORLD-DESTROYER!” it announced.

“What’s that word Ex-Aid used?” mused Lord Dominator. “Ah, yes! …Henshin!” She inserted the Gashat into a slot above the screen.

“GASHATTO!” called the belt. She then pressed a button on the other side of the slot. “BUGGLE UP!” A hologram of her overlapped with a red game character then surrounded her and magma then surrounded the whole thing as the belt continued. “FIRE! BLEAKNESS! (Genocide!) DESTROYING STAR SHIP! WORLD-DESTROYER!” A fist then burst out of the magma formation and then a Kamen Rider based on Lord Dominator’s armored form took its place.

“You can call me…Kamen Rider Smash-R!” introduced Lord Dominator as her helmet distorted her voice to sound masculine. “Level 10!” She then went on the attack as she summoned a magma-themed sword with an A and B button.

“GASHACON VOLCANIUM X BLADE!” it called as she swung it.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

A Fiery Game: Part 1

A man stepped out of a cabinet hidden in a rocket silo, grumbling. “Insolent magma-slinging idiot!” he snarled. “Why I chose to help her is beyond me! She’s provided no help in locating Omega! Honestly, I should have gone back to Gallifrey and joined the CIA! Perhaps I can-!” His wrist communicator beeped. “Oh, what now?!” He checked the readings. “…Okay, oncoming chronal surges in three…two…one…” The energy waves passed over him. He then checked his wrist communicator again. “Let’s see what…someone from this island chain’s past, I see. …Wait, what’s the other…oh…OH!” A wicked grin then crossed his face. “Now HIM, I can use! Time to see if the Doctor picks up…and then we can conclude this experiment!”


“There’s no way the humans can reclaim this place,” remarked Marie as she and her cousin Callie and their commanding officer patrolled Alterna, a place meant for human safety that flooded and killed the remaining humans there. “There’s too much to replace and Mr. Grizz took everything with him when he went on that space mission.”

“Come on, Marie!” replied Callie. “Have a little faith!”

“I DO have faith,” retorted Marie, “faith that Alterna can’t be used again for the humans.”

“Cut the chatter, you two,” said the Captain, the original Agent Three of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. “The thefts lead to this place and we need to catch the guy.” Just then, a noise filled the air.

“Hang on, you hear that?” asked Marie.

“It sounds like…the TARDIS!” gasped Callie.

“If it is, what’s she doing back here?” quizzed Marie.

“Let’s follow the noise,” said the Captain. The trio arrived the instant the TARDIS fully materialized. Out stepped the Doctor.

“…How odd,” she muttered. “I was sure we landed in Inkadia. The technology seems too human.”

“You ARE in Inkadia, Doctor,” called Marie as she, Callie, and the Captain approached.

“Callie! Marie!” greeted the Doctor. She then looked into the TARDIS. “Come on out! We made it!” Tysar stepped out.

“Hello again!” she greeted the Squid Sisters.

“Nice to see you again!” cheered Callie. “What’s happening?”

“The Grouping, sadly,” sighed the Doctor. “But at least we know the cause. Tell me, have any of you-?”

“Hold up!” said Marie as she closed her umbrella and used it to point at Sty as she stepped out of the TARDIS. “What’s an Irken doing hanging around with you?!”

“Oh, joy, our botched invasion is still fresh in your minds,” muttered Sty.

“Botched or not, you bugs-!”

“Marie!” barked the Captain. “…Save it. You said so yourself that the Doctor has her reasons.” Marie glared at the Captain.

“…Aye, Sir,” she hissed.

“In any event, we have a more pressing priority,” said the Doctor. “Have any of you seen a chap called Omega?”

“…Now that you mention it, yeah,” recalled Callie. “We saw him just jump into a box and then it vanished, making the same noise as your TARDIS.”

“So he’s got a ramshackle TARDIS,” mused the Doctor. “That would explain all the chronal surges as he leaves.”

“You don’t think he’s trying to get to your home planet, do you?” asked Sty.

“Possibly,” replied the Doctor. “And TARDIS’s built from spare parts don’t automatically have Gallifrey’s coordinates in their data-banks.”

“Don’t you just have it as 0 or something on your maps?” asked Tysar.

“No, we used our galaxy’s center to plot our position in the cosmos. That placed us at one point at 10-0-11-0-0/0-2 from Galactic Zero Center.”

“…At one point?” repeated Sty.

“Discussion for another time,” said the Doctor.

“I thought I overheard Omega say something about a popstar,” said Callie, “though he didn’t seek any of us out for autographs.”

“That wouldn’t make sense,” said the Doctor. “What use would singing do for his plans? It makes no sense.”

“We haven’t exactly seen any reports of anyone missing,” continued Marie.

“Then be on the lookout for new arrivals,” replied the Doctor. “They’ll be arriving here any-.” The familiar energy wave of a chronal surge washed over everyone. They then heard a crash.

“Ite!” groaned a voice.

“…That was Japanese,” remarked the Doctor. “That was how the Japanese said ‘ow’.”

“Someone from our past?” guessed the Captain.

“Most likely,” said the Doctor. “Come on!” The group followed the noise to see a Japanese man in a doctor’s coat with what looked like an advanced stethoscope draped behind his neck and across his shoulders. The Doctor took a scan with her sonic screwdriver. “…He’s suffered some blunt force trauma somehow,” she said.

“We better find the guy that-!” decided Callie.

“NO!” called the man. “No, no, no one attacked me. I just…tripped and bashed my head against the wall here.”

“Well, better check for a concussion,” said the Doctor. “Unlikely, though. It was shorter than 30 seconds between the moment you said ‘Ite’ and the moment you just spoke. Let me see your eyes.” The man went along with the whole check. “…Speech is fine, pupils are the same size, no seizure or convulsion, no throwing up, now all we need is your name.”

“I’m Dr. Hojo Emu, from the pediatrics department of Seito University Hospital,” introduced the man.

“And that matches your id tag,” replied the Doctor. “It also says that you were hired in 2016.”

“That’s when I started my internship,” replied Emu. He then blinked when he saw the Squid Sisters and the Captain. “…Maybe I DO have a concussion. I think I’m seeing Inklings!”

“How do you know about us?” asked the Captain. “You’re WAY into the future.”

“EH?!” yelped Emu. “Then how-?!”

“Someone at Nintendo must have had a powerful enough imagination to go through time and make the Inklings and their struggles against Octavio,” replied the Doctor.

“Nintendo? What’s that?” asked Marie.

“Video game corporation,” explained Tysar. “From right here on this island chain.”

“Someone made a video game based on us?!” asked Callie excitedly. “Am I a playable character?!”

“N-No,” replied Emu, “but if I recall, your Captain is. The first game was about his fight against Octavio when he was Agent Three.”

“Aw!” complained Callie.

“But that song you and Marie do is pretty famous among us gamers! The Calamari Inkantation!”

“No kidding?” said Marie with a smile.

“Right, well, Emu-san,” said the Doctor, “we need to get you back to your time. You see-.” She then heard something.

“…That’s the Octarian War Language!” realized the Captain.

“INCOMING!” warned Sty as she pointed out Octarians of all kinds!

“Ah, SQUID!” cursed the Captain. “We’re outnumbered! Take cover!” The group took cover.

“Really wish I hadn’t removed my PAK’s weapons systems!” grumbled Sty.

“How strong are a PAK’s legs?” asked Tysar.

“The legs are strong enough, it’s my own strength I’m worried about,” replied Sty. “I can’t carry everyone at the same time and getting everyone to safety one at a time will take too long!”

“You get Tysar to higher ground!” ordered the Doctor.

“Bad idea!” replied Callie. “They’ve got Air Units as well! I can see an Octostriker among them!” The commander of the enemy Octarians said something…then a shrieking howl filled the area! The Octarian commander then said something and the army retreated with the commander bringing up the rear.

“…Well, the commander cares about their troops,” mused Marie.

“What WAS that?!” shuddered Tysar.

“Stay here,” said the Doctor as she left.

“Doctor, get back!” hissed Sty. The Doctor looked around and saw a figure in brown robes with a cowl over their head. She squinted in an attempt to see the figure’s face, then the figure made it easier for her as they pulled the cowl back to reveal an old man with a beard. A smile spread across the Doctor’s face.

“Hello there,” greeted the old man. “I see you haven’t aged a day since the Sontarans on Kamino, Doctor.”

“Everyone, come out!” called the Doctor. Her team stepped out of hiding and Tysar goggled in surprise.

“Master Obi-wan?!” she gasped.

“Good to see you again, Tysar,” replied the old man, Obi-wan Kenobi. “So, it seems I’ve been caught up in a Chronal Surge much like Zelda had.”

“You met Zelda?” asked Sty.

“Indeed I have, Little One,” confirmed Obi-wan. Sty bristled.

“Master Kenobi,” interjected the Doctor, “may I present my newest addition to Team TARDIS, Sty of the Irken Empire.”

“Last of the Irkens,” corrected Sty.

“…Not really a title I’d wish on anyone,” remarked the Doctor. “Anyways, yes, Obi-wan, you’ve been caught up in a Chronal Surge. You’re far from your native galaxy and far into the future. Thankfully, I can get you back, just like this young man.” She pointed to Emu. “Now, we DO need to check if-.”

“Excuse me!” called a new voice. The man revealed himself. “May I ask which one of you is the Doctor from Gallifrey?”

“…Not many people think to ask if I come from that planet,” remarked the Doctor. “Do you have an appointment?”

“My name is Rexavendurasetalmad,” replied the man, “but you may call me Rex.”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

The Monster’s Ghosts: Part 4

The Controller led the Doctor and her group to a cave as Godzilla fought Ghost Godzilla. Inside it were piles of alien technology. The Doctor gasped softly. “This was all I could salvage from my ship,” explained the Controller.

“It’s…perfect!” whispered the Doctor.

“Doctor, what are you planning?” asked Egon.

“What good will a Class A hyperdrive,” quizzed Tysar, “and a subspace relay do for us?”

“Dr. Spengler,” said the Doctor, “I need the plans for your proton packs and the traps.”

“Hold on, Doc,” interjected Peter, “that’s proprietary secrets!”

“Peter, it’s the end of the world we’re talking about here!” protested Winston.

“He’s right,” said Egon as he pulled papers out of his pocket and handed them to the Doctor. She checked them over quickly, then looked around at the technology on display.

“…Right,” she declared. “Dr. Spengler, you, Tysar, Sty, and the Controller help me out in getting the parts we need for a little lash-up. Winston, Milla, you keep watch over Ben and Albedo’s fight. Peter, you tell us how Godzilla’s faring against Ghost Godzilla. …I’m going to need to do some calculations in my head. …Actually, have you got paper, Controller?”

“We Xiliens,” bragged the Controller, “are a paperless organization, Time Lord. We pride ourselves on-.”

“Oh, do shut up! Now’s not the time!” hissed the Doctor. She then grabbed the Controller’s arm, rolled up the sleeve, and wrote some numbers down on her skin.

“HEY!” protested the Controller.

“Once I set up the equations,” directed the Doctor, “feed these figures into the computer. They’ll work out what power we can achieve and whether or not it will be enough to ensnare Ghost Godzilla.”

“And if it isn’t?” asked Sty.

“The technology here can also be used for boosting equipment,” replied the Doctor. Everyone then got to work.


Outside, Humungousaur rolled out of the way of Negative Ultimate Humungousaur’s shots. “Give it up, Tennyson!” bellowed Negative Ultimate Humungousaur. “You cannot defeat me!”

“Where have I heard THAT before?” snarked Humungousaur. He then looked at the gauntlet. “All right, Azmuth,” he said, “how do YOU see what Ultimate Humungousaur looks like?” He then slapped on the gauntlet’s Omnitrix symbol. A light then surrounded Humungousaur. His mouth became a beak, a pair of long horns grew above his eyes and a horn grew on his nose, and stegosaur-plates grew from his back as he grew to Negative Ultimate Humungousaur’s size. He then grew a frill behind his head and his tail gained the same spikes one would see on a Stegosaurus. The light faded as he gained a toga. “ULTIMATE HUMUNGOUSAUR!” he shouted. Negative Ultimate Humungousaur laughed.

“So Azmuth thinks that the Vaxasaurians will evolve into an herbivorous species through millions of years of best-case scenarios?!” he mocked. “How about calling that form Pathetic Humungousaur?!” He opened fire and the missiles raced towards Ultimate Humungousaur…then the horn on Ultimate Humungousaur’s nose glowed and he raised his hands. The missiles stopped in their tracks! Negative Ultimate Humungousaur gasped and Ultimate Humungousaur smiled at the development.

“The Moothronians are vegetarians,” said Ultimate Humungousaur, “and look how war-like THEY are!” He thrust his hands forward and the missiles changed direction and hit Negative Ultimate Humungousaur. The worse-case evolved Vaxasaurian stumbled and shook his head, then Ultimate Humungousaur rushed at him, the impact feeling like a freight train to Negative Ultimate Humungousaur. Ultimate Humungousaur didn’t stop, his path plowed Negative Ultimate Humungousaur into several rock formations. Ultimate Humungousaur then jerked his head to the side, tossing Negative Ultimate Humungousaur aside. Negative Ultimate Humungousaur groaned and the Ultimatrix beeped for a bit until he turned back into Albedo. Albedo was unconscious for a while. Ultimate Humungousaur towered over Albedo, then he performed a victory dance. “Oh yeah!” he said. “It’s scary being this good!” The earth then shook, snapping Ultimate Humungousaur out of his celebration and reminding him of the two Godzillas fighting. “Oh, yeah. Giant lizard fight.” He picked up Albedo and rushed to the cave as the Doctor and her friends were working on the machine. “Hey, Doc!” he called. “You might wanna hurry! Godzilla’s not looking too hot!”

“Nearly there!” replied the Doctor. She then screwed in one last panel. “Right! Help me out here!” Everyone that was conscious helped the Doctor move some sort of oversized version of the Ghostbusters’ neutrino wands attached to a large control mechanism. Milla and Ultimate Humungousaur used their psychic powers to help set the machine up outside.

“Feeding the figures in,” called the Controller as she typed in what the Doctor wrote on her arm.

“Powering up,” reported the Doctor.

“…We DO need the boosters!” called Egon.

“Feeding in the boosters,” said Tysar as she and Sty flicked switches.

“Power levels achieved!” reported Ray. “We gotta aim that thing now!”

“Not while Godzilla’s still there!” argued Tysar.

“Let me try,” said Ultimate Humungousaur. “HEY! BIG GUY! GET OUT OF THE WAY!” Godzilla shoved Ghost Godzilla back and looked down to see Ultimate Humungousaur gesturing for him to get out of the way. Godzilla dove out of the way as the device was aimed at Ghost Godzilla.

“NOW!” called the Doctor. The Ghostbusters activated the machine and a large proton stream erupted from the device’s barrel, ensnaring the spectral Godzilla. The ghostly kaiju thrashed, then the device deployed another machine that opened and bathed Ghost Godzilla in light. The Ghostbusters switched off the stream and Ghost Godzilla was sucked into the new machine! The new machine closed once Ghost Godzilla was inside it and it sparked a bit…then beeped. No one dared to breathe for a few seconds, then the Doctor checked the readings. She smiled.

“Ghost Godzilla is safely contained,” she reported. “UNIT and the Plumbers will transport the giant trap to the Firehouse of this time.” The Ghostbusters then grinned at one another.

“Giant in the box!” began Peter.

“Ready to go!” continued Ray.

“We be fast,” Egon went on.

“And he be slow!” finished Winston. The Omnitrix then beeped and Ultimate Humungousaur shrank back into Humungousaur, then shrank back into Ben.

“So that’s it?” asked Ben.

“That’s it, kiddo!” replied Peter. “We’re the best, we’re the bad, we’re the beautiful, we’re the only…Ghostbusters!”

“I presume this means-?” asked the Controller. Sty then decked the Xilien with enough force to knock her unconscious.

“…I don’t think that was entirely necessary,” remarked the Doctor.

“No, but it WAS therapeutic,” replied Sty.


UNIT and the Plumbers arrived and transported the trap to the Firehouse in New York and arrested Albedo and the Xilien Controller. Meanwhile, Dr. Sato wished everyone farewell. “Come visit us!” she said.

“We will, though the order might be confusing,” remarked the Doctor as she bundled the Ghostbusters and Milla into the TARDIS. Her companions followed suit and the Doctor shut the doors, then pulled the take-off lever. “Now,” she said to the Ghostbusters and the Psychonaut, “the TARDIS has already calculated where you all came from, so we’ll start with the Ghostbusters first.”

“Are you sure I can’t get any lotto numbers?” asked Peter.

“NO!” insisted his coworkers.

“Just saying, we could-.” Ray, Egon, and Winston clapped their hands over his mouth. Peter protested at that, but all that came out were mumbles.

“Doctor, send us back, please!” begged Egon.

“Farewell!” called the Doctor as she sent the Ghostbusters back. Once they faded, Milla sighed in relief.

“I think it’s time I returned home, Darling,” she said.

“Agreed,” said the Doctor. “Raz still needs your guidance.” She then set the coordinates for Milla. “All right! Adios!”

“Adios!” replied Milla as she faded. Soon, it was just the Doctor, Tysar, and Sty.

“…Is this your life?” Sty asked the Doctor.

“As of now, yes,” replied the Doctor.

“How have you not broken from the stress?!”

“…I have,” answered the Doctor. “That’s a story for another time, though. Put simply, my fourteenth incarnation is getting some much needed therapy with Donna Noble and her family.”

“…Even you need mental help?” asked Tysar.

“Stress accumulates and can break even Time Lords,” replied the Doctor. “For a while, I kept running away, not daring to look back because it would kill me. …But now, I’m in a much better place, mentally. If the Grouping happened earlier, I would have certainly died from all the mental agony. …Speaking of which, in all that chaos, we didn’t check to see where Omega vanished to.” The Doctor ran a few readings, then spotted something. “Aha! Got it! …Inkadia!”

“Again?” asked Tysar.

“Not the Squid Kid place!” protested Sty. “That whole thing, running from the Judoon, was embarrassing for the Empire!”

“I’m sorry to say that we have to go there. We’ve got three people from three different time-zones making a beeline there.” The Doctor then set course for Inkadia, home of the Inklings and the Octarians.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

The Monster’s Ghosts: Part 3

While Albedo was running, the Doctor, the Ghostbusters, and Tysar arrived at the northern shores of the island. Right now, two women were dueling. One of them was using energy blasts, the other was using psi blasts! The Doctor blinked in surprise. “The Xilien Controller?!” she yelped.

“Everyone, get ba-!” yelped the other woman. The Xilien Controller then fired an energy blast and knocked the other woman out.

“…Thank you for that opportunity, Time Lord,” she said. “You ARE the same Time Lord that foiled my original plans on this island, yes?”

“That’s me, all right,” confirmed the Doctor. “Now, perhaps an explanation as to how you survived is in order.”

“Oh?” asked the Controller.

“If I recall correctly, Godzilla fired his atomic breath at your ship and Gigan.”

“Your recollection is correct. Gigan and my ship fell into the ocean, killing the rest of my crew, but I survived. I managed to swim to the surface and, when I recovered, it was clear I was marooned on Monster Island with no functional or effective means of communication. In time, I practiced what my family usually did in secret, sorcery! After a while, my mother arrived, explaining that she was not really a Xilien, but an Anodite.”

“An Anodite? Ben’s part Anodite if I recall.”

“After more practice with her, I regained my Xilien form…and destroyed her!”

“Your own mother?!” asked the Doctor, horrified.

“She lied about her heritage! Her power is now mine! …Still, the sorcery she taught me was enough to plot my revenge. You, William, Godzilla, you will all know what true terror is!”

“So where does Albedo fit into this?” asked the Doctor.

“The former Galvan needed facilities to complete his Ultimatrix, I gave him the means to do so,” replied the Controller. “He should be dealing with that Tennyson character.”

“And the woman you’re fighting?”

“She just appeared out of nowhere, so I retaliated. …I just hadn’t expected psychic powers.”

“Yeah, well, that’s the Psychonauts for you,” remarked the Doctor. The Controller then realized something and looked to see that the woman had vanished!

“HEY!” she protested. Then she got hit by another psi-blast. The woman had recovered and was revealed to be an attractive woman with long hair and a slight psychedelic outfit.

“There ARE more constructive ways to vent your frustrations, darling,” said the woman, her Brazilian accent coming out.

“Agent Milla Vodello,” greeted the Doctor. “The Mental Minx!”

“And you’re the same Doctor that helped take care of a psychic emergency at the Motherlobe, yes?” asked Milla. “Razputin told me you changed your face after he came back from that adventure of his.”

“Doctor, there’s something wrong here!” warned Egon. “The PKE readings are spiking bad!”

“Controller, what did you do?!” demanded the Doctor.

“Did you know that those that died on this island chain during this planet’s second world war believe that the rest of the human race forgot the horrors of that conflict?” smirked the Controller. “It wasn’t that hard to convince them to go on a rampage.” Pale, cold lights then swirled around the place!


Back in his cave, Godzilla slowly woke up. He stretched as he stood up…then realized something was off. …He then heard something. It was outside his cave and…the trees were bending as if a wind was making them bend that way. Godzilla poked his head out of the cave and noticed that the wind was gathering in one spot. He followed the direction the trees were bending in and saw a pale blue light on the island’s northern shore. The light source was as big as him…and seemed to be dying down as it formed a shape. The light fully faded…to reveal that the shape was his own! Upon closer inspection, Godzilla noticed that his doppelganger had white claws and white orbs for eyes. The other Godzilla had an unsettling aura and the eyes enhanced it. Still, unsettling did not mean Godzilla was afraid. He gave off a warning roar for his twin to leave his island. The other Godzilla responded by slamming his tail in the water, causing a wave! Godzilla adopted a defensive stance and roared a challenge roar. His opponent’s acceptance roar was the same as his own!


“A few people around the planet called him Ghost Godzilla,” explained the Xilien Controller.

“You utter fool!” protested the Doctor. “You robbed those people of their rest! Imprisoned them in the shape of a living warning AGAINST atomic warfare!”

“If they want out, they’ll have to obey-!” The wave Ghost Godzilla generated knocked everyone further inland. Milla was clutching her head in pain.

“Such…such rage!” she strained. “…Focused…on…enslaver!”

“What?!” protested the Controller. “IMPOSSIBLE! I RAISED GHOST GODZILLA! HE WILL OBEY ME!”

“You intellectual dwarf!” came a child’s voice as Albedo arrived. “This was NOT what you promised! Even I wouldn’t fiddle with necromancy on that scale! …Then again, I don’t fiddle around with magic anyways.”

“Looks like all the noise attracted the real Godzilla,” remarked Ray. Just then, Sty, Dr. Sato, and Wildmutt arrived. Wildmutt recoiled in terror before slapping the Omnitrix dial and returning to Ben.

“What just happened?!” protested Ben.

“Why not ask the maker of our predicament?!” replied Albedo as he pointed at the Xilien Controller.

“Ungrateful-! I made that thing and-!” she spluttered.

“…The amateur necromancer’s gone bye-bye, Egon,” said Peter. “What’s the plan?”

“Sorry, Peter,” replied Egon. “I’m terrified beyond the capacity of rational thought.”

“You’ve faced Gozer before,” remarked the Doctor.

“We had to cross the streams from our proton packs,” replied Winston.

“…Remind me how bad that is, Dr. Spengler,” said the Doctor.

“Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light,” explained Egon.

“…You just described total protonic reversal,” remarked the Doctor.

“…That sounds bad,” said Ben.

“It’s worse than it sounds,” replied the Doctor. “But we need a big enough stream to contain Ghost Godzilla!”

“…Fine, fine, you can use the tech I scavenged,” sighed the Controller.

“What?! You promised that technology to me!” protested Albedo.

“Only so you could get the parts needed to rebuild your Ultimatrix,” replied the Controller. “Now the excess can be used to make whatever machine the Doctor has planned.”

“That intellectual dwarf couldn’t hold a candle to my own intellect!”

“…This is the first time anyone’s actually accused me of being stupid,” remarked the Doctor. “In any event, needs of the many and all that. Controller, where is this tech stashed?”

“This way!” replied the Controller. She was about to lead the way, but a red light blocked her way and a Vaxasaurian with red eyes glowered over them.

“Albedo, use your head!” complained Peter.

“I AM using my head, you backwards simian!” snarled Albedo as Negative Humungousaur. “That technology is mine!”

“Albedo, come on!” complained Ben as his hand activated the selection dial hologram. “We’ve got a world to save!”

“No! For once, you are going to die along with this miserable planet!” replied Negative Humungousaur. Ben then slammed his hand down on the Omnitrix and became…

“HUMUNGOUSAUR!” he shouted. And he was.

“Pah!” scoffed Negative Humungousaur. “We’ve been here before!” He slapped on the Ultimatrix dial and grew, his hands growing claws, a metal helmet forming around his head, and an ankylosaur style backside appearing. He was now Negative Ultimate Humungousaur. “And last time I checked, a Vaxasaurian can’t compete against an Ultimate Vaxasaurian!” His hands then turned into four-barreled missile launchers! He fired, prompting Humungousaur to grow to his maximum height and shield the others with his own body. It was still painful for him, though.

“We REALLY don’t have time for this!” snarled the Controller. She then pulled a device out of her coat’s pocket. It looked like some sort of green gauntlet with the Omnitrix symbol on the back of the hand. The glove’s symbol then fired a beam of light at the Omnitrix symbol on Humungousaur’s chest.

“Hey! What-?!” spluttered Humungousaur.

“Synchronization complete,” said the Omnitrix. The light then switched off abruptly and the glove changed in size to fit Humungousaur’s left hand.

“Okay, so it’s meant to be linked to the Omnitrix,” muttered the Vaxasaurian. “What is it?”

“Device is officially classified as an Evolutionary Gauntlet,” replied the Omnitrix. “It will subject the DNA to evolutionary scenarios to change the form into what the species will perhaps look like in millions of years.”

“Hang on, you’re saying that this glove here is an Ultimatrix?” asked Humungousaur. “I thought Azmuth said that the evolutionary function is just begging for trouble.”

“Wait, Ben,” said the Doctor, “didn’t you say that Albedo’s version puts the DNA through millions of years of worse-case scenarios?” Humungousaur blinked, then his eyes widened.

“Then this thing…does the opposite?” he asked. He then put it on his left hand. “How do I use this thing anyways?”

“You won’t get the chance!” called Negative Ultimate Humungousaur as he opened fire again.

“RUN!” shouted Humungousaur. The Doctor and her group didn’t need telling twice.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

The Monster’s Ghosts: Part 2

Everyone gathered at the Monster Island base and things were explained. “Not exactly how I wanted to time travel,” remarked Peter.

“This is incredible!” said Ray. “The amount of energy needed to send someone through time-!”

“It’s dangerous,” replied Egon. “Doctor, you said we’re in the future?”

“2026,” confirmed the Doctor.

“Then how can we be assured that we won’t accidentally bring something from this time back to the 1980’s?”

“The fact that you’re asking says you know already but just want confirmation. Let’s just say the Time Lords have set a law upon themselves that history cannot be changed in any way, otherwise it would cause damage to all of time and space.”

“…So no asking for lottery numbers,” grumbled Peter.

“Peter, that thing’s a scam anyways,” retorted Winston.

“Now, obviously you gentlemen need to go back to your proper time,” said the Doctor, “but we need to find the last Grouping Victim. They came from 2012, I know that much.”

“Then we gotta find them before Albedo does,” said Ben. The Doctor blinked.

“Who’s Albedo?” she asked.

“That’s what I wanted to tell you,” explained Dr. Sato. “Galvan Mark II told us that one of its renegades, a former Galvan scientist called Albedo, escaped incarceration and rebuilt something called the Ultimatrix.”

“Ultimatrix?” asked the Doctor. “Sounds like a knock-off of the Omnitrix.”

“The Omnitrix is a myth,” scoffed Sty.

“No it’s not,” said Ben as he showed off his watch. “This thing is why I was Ghostfreak when the Ghostbusters were shooting at me.” Sty blinked in surprise. “And to answer your question, Doctor, it is. Though Albedo had an Omnitrix originally.”

“Um…AN Omnitrix?” asked the Doctor. “I thought Azmuth only made one and you had the prototype for a while until Azmuth gave you the final product.”

“He did, but Albedo made another one, not realizing my own DNA would be the default.”

“Well, that makes sense. I mean, you ARE the bearer of the Omnitrix.”

“So what happened to make Albedo become an enemy of yours?” asked Tysar.

“Well, after he made his Omnitrix, he became stuck looking like me,” replied Ben. “We fought, then he turned into an albino version of me and lost his Omnitrix, then he created something called the Ultimatrix that could turn someone into aliens, but also had an evolutionary function, putting the DNA through millions of years of worst-case scenario situations.”

“That’s just begging for trouble,” said the Doctor. “Besides, if you want to make an evolutionary device, why not put the DNA through millions of years of best-case scenarios?”

“Well, I took the Ultimatrix and the transformations just felt wrong,” continued Ben, “so he was still stuck looking like me. After that, he made a device that let him change his DNA at will, but my DNA was still the default. Then he created a stabilizer and added an evolutionary function to that, effectively recreating the Ultimatrix. After a fight, he then was stuck looking like an albino 11-year-old me, then he lost his Ultimatrix and was stuck looking like me forever.”

“So he blames you for his condition?” guessed the Doctor.

“And he’s probably trying to rebuild the Ultimatrix,” replied Ben.

“Right, well, we’d better take care of him before-.” The alarms interrupted the Doctor’s declaration. “What the-?!”

“Intruder alert!” realized Dr. Sato. “Someone just broke into the base!”

“Can we get footage?!” asked Ben.

“One second!” Dr. Sato then pulled up the security footage to see a blue-furred primate with four arms, two legs, three fingers on each hand, three toes on each foot, two pairs of black orbs for eyes with a red tint, and a tail with stripes near the tip. Ben and the Doctor saw the red Omnitrix symbol.

“That must be Albedo,” guessed the Doctor. “But why an Arachnachimp?”

“Probably needs Spidermonkey’s agility to dodge the soldiers,” replied Ben.

“…Spidermonkey’s a bit on the nose, don’t you think?” snarked the Doctor.

“Oh, come on! Spidermonkey fits!”

“Activating Arachnachimp Transformation,” said the Omnitrix.

“What?! WAIT! I DIDN’T SAY TO TURN ME INTO-!” protested Ben. Too late. A green light surrounded him and he became an Arachnachimp. “…Spidermonkey!” grumbled Ben, now Spidermonkey. Unlike Albedo, his eyes and Omnitrix stayed green.

“Well, looks like we have the means to counter Albedo,” said Sty.

“Hold on a minute,” said Egon as he checked his PKE meter. “There’s something hot going on at the island’s northern shores, just on the other side of Godzilla’s cave.”

“Drat, two problems at once,” muttered the Doctor. “Right, we’ll just need to split up. Sty, you’re with Ben and Dr. Sato. Tysar, you go with me and the Ghostbusters to the north.”

“What if it’s big?” asked Spidermonkey.

“Godzilla’s not far,” replied the Doctor. “He’ll be grumpy, but he’ll help. Besides, you know Albedo better than any of us.”

“All right, fine,” muttered Spidermonkey.

“…And there’s one other thing,” said the Doctor. She then whispered in Spidermonkey’s ear. A look of horror flashed across his face as he looked at Sty. Sty guessed why Spidermonkey had that look.

“…I promise, Doctor,” said Spidermonkey. He then turned to Sty and Dr. Sato. “Come on, you two! Let’s go stop Albedo!”


Albedo as Negative Spidermonkey was causing chaos for the soldiers shooting at him. He fired webs from his tail and decked the soldiers with all four of his arms. “HEY! ALBEDO!” came another voice.

“Tennyson!” snarled Negative Spidermonkey. He turned to see Spidermonkey in a tree branch. “So, the unworthy bearer of the Omnitrix challenges me!”

“I dunno,” replied Spidermonkey, “I’m still doing a better job with this thing than you! How did you escape, anyways?”

“Believe me, I had numerous plans of escape. …Though I was forced to resort to plan 27, faking illness.”

“No way would Azmuth fall for that!”

“For all his genius,” retorted Negative Spidermonkey, “he doesn’t fully study the life-forms he’s catalogued. Taking advantage of his ignorance of pre-adolescent human biology was a simple matter!”

“Then how did you get here?” asked Spidermonkey. “I mean, if you’re supposed to be stuck as a kid-.”

“I took the parts needed to make an Omnitrix,” replied Negative Spidermonkey. “But I needed transport off, as I’m sure your feeble mind can guess! I managed to sneak into a Plumber cargo container and hide there for the trip to Earth. Not exactly ideal as I risked making noise when getting food, but it served its purpose. I then found my way from the Plumber base to this island as I heard there was Xilien tech to be scavenged!”

“…And a Xilien is…?” asked Spidermonkey.

“Be patient. You may see my Xilien partner. …Or maybe not! In any event, the isolation was all I needed to recreate the Ultimatrix! Once I kill you, I’ll take your Omnitrix and cure myself of the disgusting human form!” Negative Spidermonkey then slapped the symbol on his chest and he grew into a six-armed gorilla with pale-purple skin, yellow spider fangs on each side of his mouth, a split in the middle of the lower jaw, and three pairs of red eyes.

“…And that’s Ultimate Spidermonkey,” remarked Spidermonkey. “Hey, as long as you’re still willing to talk, how about you answer one question.”

“Speak!” replied Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey.

“How come, when I had the original Ultimatrix, my Ultimate Spidermonkey was just a normal gorilla with retractable spider legs at the waist?!” Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey blinked.

“…That WOULD explain a flaw in the simulations of the original Ultimatrix,” he muttered.

“HA! Azmuth was right! The original Ultimatrix was just pathetic workmanship! No wonder it always felt weird every time I went Ultimate!” Spidermonkey’s cackling made Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey snarl.

“It was still a vast improvement over the original!” he declared. “As my own is superior to the current Omnitrix!” His lower jaw split and he spat out a giant web. Spidermonkey grabbed Sty and Dr. Sato and leapt into the branches.

“One spider against another, then!” declared Sty as she activated her PAK’s legs.

“Wait, you guys have robot legs?!” yelped Spidermonkey. Sty leapt of the branch and landed on Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey’s back.

“GET OFF!” roared Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey. Sty leapt off and Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey tried to swat her. Spidermonkey took the opportunity to shoot webbing from his tail right at Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey’s face. Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey swung wildly and tried to get the beastly stuff out of his eyes. Spidermonkey and Sty stood their ground as Negative Ultimate Spidermonkey slapped the Ultimatrix Dial on his chest. He then turned into an orange-furred creature with no eyes, three gills on each side of its neck, and long, thick arms.

“And now he’s Wildmutt,” said Spidermonkey.

“I’d hardly call a Vulpimancer a mutt,” remarked Sty. Spidermonkey slapped the Omnitrix Dial on his chest and turned into Wildmutt. Negative Wildmutt grinned before he slapped the Ultimatrix Dial. His fur then turned maroon, he grew a long tail with a stinger, dorsal spikes on his back, and sharper claws.

“So what did you call this form, Tennyson? Ultimate Wildmutt?” asked Negative Ultimate Wildmutt. Wildmutt snarled and growled. “…You’re lucky I could still understand you, at least, as much as I can understand human babble!” Negative Ultimate Wildmutt roared and charged at Wildmutt. The two wrestled and tried to bite one another. Sty tried to sneak around, but Negative Ultimate Wildmutt caught her and slammed her to the ground. “Did you seriously try to sneak up on me, you pathetic Irken?! My senses are heightened and-!” Wildmutt then slammed his fist right into the Ultimatrix Dial and turned Negative Ultimate Wildmutt back into Albedo. Albedo shook his head to clear the dizziness. “…Clearly, I need to reinforce the interface!” he grumbled. He then took off into the forest!

“HEY! COME BACK HERE!” shouted Sty. Wildmutt charged after Albedo. “Come on!” Sty grabbed Dr. Sato and followed Ben.

“H-How can-?!” stammered Dr. Sato.

“Vulpimancers perceive the world through their other senses,” explained Sty, “giving them a 360-degree awareness of their surroundings. Ben’s on the trail now!”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

The Monster’s Ghosts: Part 1

The Doctor continued checking readings on the console. “…Five? …Wait a minute, it’s two chronal surges…ah! One of them took a group of four! 19…88! And the other…2012! Perfect! Now to find out who they all are! …And see if there’s a trace of Omega to follow.”

“Doctor?” asked Tysar as she and Sty entered the console room. Sty looked like she was still processing how big the TARDIS could get.

“Just double-checking the readings,” replied the Doctor. She then caught sight of a reading. “…Sty, your PAK…”

“What about it?” asked Sty.

“You’ve limited it to defensive capabilities, I see,” explained the Doctor.

“Guns didn’t exactly save Irk, so what’s the point?” asked Sty.

“…Fair enough. I personally don’t like guns anyway. In any event, we’re about to approach our destination.”


In a secluded part of an island, an 11-year-old boy was working on something. This boy…did not have the usual human features. Oh, he had the human body type, but he had natural eyebags, red eyes, white hair, and pale skin. This wasn’t a normal albino human. No, this was someone with actual sinister intentions. He slipped a device onto the back of his hand, then turned a black dial with a red hourglass on the device which activated a hologram of another life-form. He turned the dial again and another life-form appeared. The boy grinned. “Excellent!” he praised himself. “After being stuck on Galvan for so long, I’ve finally recreated the Omnitrix! No, once again, I’ve exceeded it!” The boy then looked himself over. “…Now if only it would restore me to my proper Galvan state-!”

“Trouble?” asked a voice. It sounded like a woman with vengeance on her mind and barely trying to hide it.

“…Something like that,” replied the boy. “My Ultimatrix is still synced to the original Omnitrix. The Galvan form is still a part of a mere playlist.”

“Then you’re back at square one,” said the woman as she stepped out of the shadows, revealing her burn scars underneath her leather trenchcoat.

“Only until I get my hands on the Omnitrix,” corrected the boy. “I can use it to reset my Ultimatrix, then the human form will be a mere playlist setting.”

“You speak as though that’s a simple task. Admit it, Albedo, we NEED each other.” The boy, the former Galvan scientist known as Albedo, growled.

“No, Controller! I need the Omnitrix, and you Xiliens WANT it. I suffered from an alliance like that with Vilgax before!”

“I DON’T want the Omnitrix!” snarled the woman, the Xilien Controller. “What use would that be in a war?! I want Monster Zero One’s head on a pike! And I want revenge on that Doctor!”

“…Doctor?” asked Albedo.

“A Time Lord. Travels in a blue box!” explained the Xilien Controller. Albedo then recalled something. …Back on Galvan, Azmuth DID work with someone that traveled in a blue box. He then pondered if Time Lord DNA was on any active playlists. He checked his Ultimatrix…and saw it!

“So that doctor IS a Time Lord!” he chuckled to himself. “It seems our interests align, Controller.”


In an extinct volcano, there was a huge cave. In that cave resides a huge creature. The creature is usually described as a bipedal lizard with charcoal gray scales, oak-leaf dorsal plates, and sharp teeth and talons. Right now…the creature was sleeping. His snores shook the cave. Then…he heard a noise. The creature slowly opened his amber eyes to see something fade into existence. It was a blue box…and oddly familiar. The doors of the box opened and out stepped the Doctor, Tysar, and Sty. “Let’s see, we’ll need to start wiiiiiHELLO!” The Doctor’s sudden word change was caused by looking directly at the creature. Tysar and Sty goggled as well.

“…Kaiju?!” gulped Sty. “Earth has kaiju?!”

“A wide variety of them,” confirmed the Doctor, “with this one being the King of the Monsters. His name is Godzilla.” Godzilla rumbled as he fixed his gaze on the Doctor. She seemed…yes, he remembered seeing her before. Her and that shape-shifter helped him against his clone. “Listen, Godzilla,” said the Doctor, “we’re still dealing with a mess that involves people or kaiju being taken out of time-zones and into new ones. If we could…exit your cave and investigate?” Godzilla stared a bit more…then grunted in annoyance as he shut his eyes. He was getting way too old for that nonsense. Better to let the ants deal with the mess THEY started. At least he wasn’t getting blamed for it. “You’re a diamond!” thanked the Doctor. “Come along, you two.” The group then left the cave.


Sty waited until they were a good distance away before she started shaking in terror with Tysar. “That was too close!” yelped the Irken.

“Those teeth were huge!” gulped Tysar.

“Could have landed in a better place,” muttered the Doctor. “Then again, he didn’t stomp on us. Now, let’s see…”

“Doctor?!” asked a voice. The group turned around to see a Japanese woman approaching them.

“Dr. Sato!” greeted the Doctor. “Tysar, Sty, meet Dr. Sato of UNIT’s Japanese branch!”

“Unit…unit,” muttered Sty. “…Oh! Tallest Zim once talked about UNIT when the Zygons pretty much ordered both him and Tallest Tak to wait until later to fight the Civil War!”

“That’s it!” confirmed the Doctor.

“…Don’t tell me you were there for it.”

“I played a small part in it. Now, onto business! Dr. Sato, I’m afraid my arrival on Monster Island isn’t a social call. Remember how I explained how SpaceGodzilla arrived in 2025?”

“A chronal surge, yes?” asked Dr. Sato.

“Bingo! Well, there’s two centered around here. One of them took a group from the 80’s, the other took someone from 2012.”

“We’ll take a look. Right now, though, perhaps you can settle a mystery. You see, we had recently encountered a man calling himself Omega and-.” By then, the Doctor seized Dr. Sato by the shoulders.

“Where and when did he go?!” she demanded.

“Doctor?!” gulped Dr. Sato.

“Dr. Sato, this is the same Omega that took UNIT HQ to an anti-matter universe in 1973! You must have read reports about that from the Brigadier!”

“Th-The reports said that Omega used to be a Time Lord!” confirmed Sato.

“And now he IS one again! Now where and when did he go?!”

“W-We don’t know! He left something behind that we can’t translate!”

“Lovely. We’d better find the chronal surge victims, get them home, then maybe the TARDIS translator circuits can puzzle it out! Is there still a presence on Monster Island?”

“Yes, but-!”

“Have them move my TARDIS from Godzilla’s cave! We landed there in pursuit of-!” A stream of orange light with a ribbon of blue light then whizzed over everyone’s heads, interrupting the Doctor. “…A proton stream?” asked the Doctor.

“GET AWAY FROM ME! I’M NOT A GHOST!” wailed a raspy voice. …A figure that sure looked like a ghost then flew out of the trees. It had the stereotypical ghost tail, green chains coiled around it and clasped at the neck and wrists, and a single green eye. The Doctor then saw the black circle with a green hourglass design on it.

“Ben?!” yelped the Doctor. The creature then moved its eye along one of the black lines.

“Doctor?!” rasped the ghost-creature.

“Ben Tennyson! It IS you!” cheered the Doctor. “Okay, a few questions. What are you doing here? Why are you an Ectonurite? Who was that firing that proton-?”

“OVER THERE!” called a voice. Four men then burst from the bushes, carrying large packs with rifle-like wands attached to the packs via a hose.

“Ask a silly question, get a silly answer,” sighed the Doctor. She then got between the men and the ghost creature, Ben 10 as Ghostfreak. “Gentlemen, gentlemen, believe it or not, that’s not a ghost you’re shooting at.”

“Lady, get out of the way!” protested the de-facto leader of the group.

“Dr. Venkman, if you and your fellow Ghostbusters will lower your weapons, I can explain everything.”

“The Ghostbusters?” asked Ghostfreak. “You mean they were real?”

“As real as the Omnitrix, Ben,” replied the Doctor.

“Hold on a minute, Peter,” said the Ghostbuster with the glasses. “I think there’s more to this situation than we realize.”

“Egon, you can’t be serious!” protested the one black man of the group.

“Hopefully, he’s as serious as back when we had to fight Gurast and the Sontarans, Winston,” remarked the Doctor. All four Ghostbusters goggled.

“…Madame, how do you know about that?” asked the last fellow.

“Doctor, you met these gentlemen before?” asked Sty.

“Doctor?” asked Peter Venkman. “Lady that travels through time in a blue box?”

“That same blue box is over in that cave,” replied the Doctor as she pointed out Godzilla’s cave, “but I wouldn’t go in there, not with a kaiju trying to nap in there.”

“But…HOW?!” asked Venkman.

“Remember that I’ve got alien biology?” asked the Doctor.

“I’m afraid it’s true,” said Ghostfreak. “Time Lords tend to change their face when they’re about to die.” Just then, the Omnitrix symbol beeped. “Oh, NOW you time out on me!” grumbled Ghostfreak. A green light surrounded him and he turned back into a young man with brown hair, green eyes, and what looked like a smartwatch on his left wrist. “Real funny there!” grumbled the man, Ben Tennyson. The last fellow, Ray Stanz, pulled out a PKE meter.

“Guys, the ectoplasmic reading is gone!” he said to the Ghostbusters.

“Like I was telling you, not a ghost! An alien form this watch gives me!” snapped Ben.

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Sty

Sty was once an Invader of the mighty Irken Empire. She silently supported Tak, but obeyed Tallest Zim, not that her efforts were recognized by the zealot. Unfortunately, the Irken Empire and its people were destroyed by the Daleks and she learned the Doctor’s pain of being the last of her people. Now she travels with the Doctor and Tysar to undo Omega’s machinations.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

Hedonism’s Downfall: Part 4

The Daleks were sending death squads onto Irk’s surface. Irkens all over the planet tried to counter-attack, but the Daleks simply exterminated the Irken soldiers. All that was left was the command center. A few Martian soldiers died while trying to help the Irkens. Marvin was getting battlefield report after battlefield report. “My Queen, Irk is a lost cause!” he said. “We have to retreat!”

“…I don’t like that word, but we have no choice,” muttered Tyr’ahnee. “The Doctor said that Zim must survive. Find him and bring him aboard the ship. Order our forces to return to the ship. We are leaving.”

“At once, my Queen.”


Everything was crumbling around Zim. The Empire he once served and commanded with such zealotry was now dying around him. The screams of his soldiers and the constant casualty reports were now fading into a constant ringing noise in his head. Even the report of Gaz’s extermination was now just background noise. “…My Tallest?” he mumbled, now seeing visions of the two Tallest he once served. He then felt a hand grab his arm, snapping him out of his trance. “What in-?!”

“Zim, come on!” called Marvin.

“Unhand me! I have an empire to-!”

“Zim, we both know the Irken Empire is dead! Now come on!”

“You’re not taller than me! Let go of-!” Marvin rolled his eyes and slung Zim over his shoulder. “PUT ME DOWN!” demanded Zim.

“I’m sorry, but I’m a slave to history,” replied Marvin as he ran out with Zim. The Irkens couldn’t believe it! Someone had kidnapped the Almighty Tallest! In the middle of a war!


The Doctor and her group arrived at the TARDIS. Link wanted so desperately to swing his sword into the Daleks, but the Doctor advised against it. Ariel tried again. “Doctor, please!” begged the former mermaid.

“You know I can’t,” sighed the Doctor. “Irk is destined to die. There’s nothing we can do about it. History is on track.”

“But Doctor, can’t you save just someone?! It’s not fair!”

“Don’t you think I haven’t thought about that?!” snapped the Doctor, tired of the argument. “My own planet burned! My people were slaughtered twice over in my eyes! If I could go back in time and prevent it all, I would, but I can’t! I just can’t!”

“I’m not asking you to save every Irken! Just please!” begged Ariel. “Just save someone!” The Doctor just stared at Ariel…then a memory appeared in front of her. …She was a man at the moment. The TARDIS console room was coral themed. There was a ginger woman. Sassy, headstrong, bit loud…and she was begging the Doctor to save someone from…from Pompeii during Mt. Vesuvius’ eruption. …Donna Noble, that was her name. …Then the Doctor remembered Lobus Caecilius and his family. She remembered stretching out his hand. She remembered that…history went on with barely a feather ruffled. …She then recalled Sty, selflessly bringing the Doctor and her friends to the command center.

“…Where is she?” the Doctor muttered to herself. An Irken then passed by, gathering weapons. The Doctor grabbed the Irken. “You! Where’s Invader Sty?!”

“B-By the command center’s ruins!” replied the Irken. “But-?!”

“Everyone, in!” the Doctor ordered her friends.


Sty fired, doing what she could to push back the Daleks. All around her, the Daleks screamed their familiar battle cry of “Exterminate!” Her gun’s battery pack was then exhausted. More Daleks were coming. One of them fixed her with a stare. “You are Invader Sty!” it barked.

“That’s right!” replied Sty.

“You will be exterminated!” continued the Dalek as it aimed its gunstick. …Just then, a wind picked up and a noise filled the air.

“Alert! Alert!” warned a Dalek. “Temporal disturbance detected!”

“It is the Doctor!” realized the first Dalek. The TARDIS then appeared between Sty and the Daleks with the doors facing the Irken. The doors opened and the Doctor reached out to Sty.

“Come with me,” she directed. Sty looked all around…then reached for the Doctor’s hand!


“All weapons primed and ready!” reported the Dalek Helmsman.

“All Irken defenses destroyed!” said the Saucer Commander. “The Irkens cannot act against us!”

“Martian ship leaving Irk!” reported another Dalek.

“Pursuit of Martian ship is unnecessary!” decided the Dalek Supreme. “Order evacuation of Irk!”

“I obey!” replied the third Dalek. It passed along the orders to all Dalek Death Squads. “All Daleks returned to their ships!”

“Fire weapons!” ordered the Dalek Supreme as it shook in anticipation. “Destroy Irk!”

“I obey!” replied the Dalek Helmsman. “Firing all weapons!”


The World Smasher class saucer deployed two massive laser cannons as the other saucers began their orbital bombardments. The flagship fired and fiery cracks appeared on Irk’s surface. Just then, Irk exploded, taking all Irkens with it. The last remnant of the Irken Empire…gone in just a few minutes.


Aboard the Martian ship, Zim saw the destruction and collapsed to his knees. All of it…gone.


Sty was feeling the same feelings as Zim when she saw what happened on the TARDIS monitor. “…My world,” she mumbled. “…Destroyed.”

“…I…I’m sorry,” said the Doctor, wondering if she made a mistake. She then glanced back. “Tysar, look after Sty, will you?”

“Yes, Doctor,” replied Tysar. She sat next to the poor Irken as the Doctor worked.

“…Ariel,” said the Doctor.

“Hm?” asked Ariel.

“…In all that chaos, I had almost forgotten why I took up my title. …Like a companion before me, you held me to the mark. …Thank you.” Ariel smiled a small smile.

“…I think I need to go back home,” she said.

“I’ve got the coordinates set for you,” said the Doctor. “Goodbye, my dear.” She flicked a switch and Ariel vanished while waving goodbye.

“…I think I’ve seen enough,” said Zelda.

“Same,” agreed Link.

“Well, since you two were just seconds apart in your little vanishing acts,” replied the Doctor, “I can safely return you to the same time in Hyrule. Setting coordinates…AHA! There!”

“I just hope this doesn’t happen to me again,” said Zelda. “Once was enough.”

“True that,” agreed the Doctor. “Farewell!” She flicked a switch and the two Hylians vanished.


Back on the World Smasher Saucer, the Dalek Supreme was in communication. “Dalek Supreme in former Irken Space to Emperor on Skaro!” A Dalek with a gold sphere replacing the dome and neck section then appeared, the Emperor Dalek itself in its mobile casing!

“Report!” it commanded in a booming voice.

“Irken Homeworld destroyed! World Smasher class test run successful! Irken people now extinct!” The Dalek Supreme was twitching in what passed for happiness for Daleks.

“What of Sty?” asked the Emperor. The Dalek Supreme’s twitching stopped.

“Sty?” it asked.

“Reports coming in!” reported the Dalek that originally objected to the Doctor’s survival. “The Doctor appeared before Dalek units could exterminate Sty! She is now aboard the Doctor’s TARDIS!”

“This failure is unacceptable!” boomed the Emperor. “Who ordered the Doctor to live?!”

“The order was given by the Dalek Supreme!” replied the Dalek. “The survival of Sty has secured the Vanguard Resistance’s beginnings!”

“Correct!” agreed the Emperor. “Engage frequency 479! Apply to the Dalek Supreme! Tell it how it failed, then DESTROY IT!”

“I obey!” The Dalek sent out a frequency that jammed the Dalek Supreme’s gunstick. “The survival of Sty has caused considerable disruption of our war against the Vanguard Resistance!”

“This was a matter that was not told to me!” insisted the Dalek Supreme.

“Our orders were to exterminate all life on Irk!”

“The Irken Genocide was a fixed point in history! THE DOCTOR COULD NOT INTERFERE!” By now, the Dalek Supreme sounded panicked.

“THE RESPONSIBILITY WAS YOURS!” shrieked the Dalek ready to execute the Supreme. “YOU HAVE FAILED! THE DALEKS DO NOT ACCEPT FAILURE!” It opened fire and blew a hole into the Dalek Supreme, killing it. The Emperor watched the whole thing.

“Identify yourself!” boomed the Emperor.

“Dalek Two-Two-One-One-One-Nine-Six-Three!” replied the Supreme’s executioner.

“Dalek Two-Two-One-One-One-Nine-Six-Three, take command of the World Smasher!” ordered the Emperor. “Return to Skaro for your promotion to Dalek Supreme!”

“I obey!” replied the Dalek.


Back in the TARDIS, Sty sat in the console room as the Doctor worked to find Omega’s next stop after Irk. Tysar came in. “Well?” asked Tysar.

“…Earth,” replied the Doctor. “Omega went to a place called Monster Island. …Looks like three chronal surges are centered there. …Now, about Sty…” The Doctor headed over to the Irken. “…Sty, you’ve been through a lot,” she said. “And I know you had no choice but to come with us when you’d rather be back with your own people-.”

“Doctor, my world was torn apart!” replied Sty. “My people slaughtered!”

“I know,” soothed the Doctor. “And I see in your eyes that you want to help somehow. To do something. …Sty, we can’t go back and undo what the Daleks have done to the Irken Empire, but maybe, somehow, we can stop greater tyrants than them from ruining more worlds. …Omega was on your world and was trying to cause chaos through the Grouping. If the Grouping isn’t settled, then imagine what Omega will set his sights on next. …You don’t have to come with me though. …That goes for you too, Tysar. Omega knows I’m after him. I brought the fight to Omega, and I’ll fight him alone if need be.”

“You will not!” protested Tysar. “I have something to say to the man myself! And Doctor, I think Ariel is proof that your judgement is…a bit flawed when you’re alone.”

“…Ariel…that was…the red-headed woman, yes?” asked Sty.

“Yes,” confirmed the Doctor. “She asked me to save someone even if I couldn’t save the entire Irken race.”

“…Then I’d best make sure her pleas were not in vain,” decided Sty. “We must pursue Omega!”

“…Thank you. Both of you.” The Doctor then set the coordinates. “2026, Island off the coast of Japan, here we go!” The TARDIS then spun through the Time Vortex with purpose.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 7

Hedonism’s Downfall: Part 3

“SHE IS AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!” reminded another Dalek aboard the Saucer.

“SHE MUST BE EXTERMINATED!” urged the Saucer Commander.

“NO!” argued the Dalek Supreme.

“…No?!” asked the Saucer Commander. “She is our greatest enemy! She must be exterminated before she sabotages the operation!”

“The Doctor cannot interfere in the destruction of Irk!” replied the Dalek Supreme. “The Laws of Time she upholds forbid her from interfering in fixed points in time! History indicates that only Tallest Zim survives! All other Irkens are exterminated! Her presence does not change things!”

“But the Doctor will urge the Martians to take Zim away!”

“Then so be it! This will be a victory over the Doctor! Alert Dalek Spearhead! The Doctor is not to be exterminated! Obey! OBEY!!”

“I…obey!” replied the Saucer Commander.


The transport continued on its way rapidly through the capital city of Irk. “Of all the things to spawn from there, why did Skaro have to produce the Daleks?”

“Skaro? Is that their home planet?” asked Sty.

“That’s correct,” replied the Doctor. “The same ancestral home world as Tysar’s people, the Thals.”

“The Daleks are our ancient enemies,” explained Tysar. “We’ve opposed even their humanoid ancestors, the Kaleds.”

“The Thals’ war against the Kaleds went nuclear,” continued the Doctor, “then a lunatic Kaled scientist called Davros mutated his people into the Daleks.”

“Y-You mean there’s…something alive in those things?!” shuddered Ariel.

“Imagine those polyps of Ursula’s had become so warped by hate and that she slapped them into a tank that’s powered by psychokinetic energy from the polyp,” said the Doctor.

“They’re the scourge of the universe,” said Sty, “and we have to resist them!” The Doctor placed her hand on her face in thought.

“…We have to get Zim off this planet,” she said.

“Yes. The Tallest must survive…even though Tallest Tak proved to be better at…sorry. Bit sore about Tak’s loss in the Irken Civil War.”

“What happened to her after the war?” asked the Doctor.

“She was subjected to an Existence Evaluation,” replied Sty. “She failed it somehow and she was killed while her PAK’s data was erased.”

“But the Control Brains weren’t operating at full capacity during the Civil War,” recalled the Doctor.

“That’s why I say the judgement was flawed. But anyone that looks too deeply is reassigned to degrading positions.” The transport then arrived. “Come on!” Everyone left the transport.


“Naturally, we wouldn’t dream of encroaching on Irken Territory,” Tyr’ahnee said to Zim, “but we WOULD prefer to know when you intend to conquer a planet.”

“Of course, the same will apply to you,” said Zim. “That just leaves settling disputes on if we intend to conquer the same planet.”

“…Perhaps a joint conquest and the conquered chooses who will be their tyrant?” suggested Tyr’ahnee.

“That actually sounds fun!” purred Zim. “But how to-?” The Doctor and her group then burst into the room. “What the-?! SECURITY!” shouted Zim. “DO WE NO LONGER HAVE IT?!”

“My Tallest-!” urged Sty.

“SILENCE!” shouted Zim.

“With respect, I need to-!”

“You DARE disobey your Almighty Tallest?! You know, Invader Sty, perhaps I should reassign you to-!”

“THE DALEKS ARE ON IRK!” Sty finally said. Everyone turned to Sty. “…Sizz-Lorr was nothing but a Dalek Duplicate that set up a transmat so its masters could just stroll onto Irk and begin their campaign! It’s likely THEY are the ones behind the destruction of the Empire!”

“LIES!” shouted Zim.

“Truth, I can assure you, Zim,” said the Doctor. “You and the Martians need to evacuate Irk!”

“Doctor, why should I believe an enemy?! You have thwarted me twice over and will NOT get the opportunity to thwart me a-!”

“My Tallest!” called an Irken running communications.

“CAN I GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE?!” shouted Zim as he pointed his gun at the offending Irken.

“Forgive me,” said the Irken, “but our outposts have reported that saucer-shaped ships are entering our space! The design of the ships matches Dalek aesthetics!”

“What?! They wouldn’t dare!” protested Zim.

“They would and they will,” sighed the Doctor.

“My Tallest, the Doctor insists that you evacuate Irk,” said Sty. “Why, I don’t know.”

“I’m not leaving until I get answers!” snarled Zim. “Send a message to the Dalek fleet!”

“The Daleks are sparing us the effort,” replied the Communications Irken. “THEY are contacting US.”

“They can’t resist a gloat,” sighed Tysar.

“Open a channel!” ordered Zim. A screen lowered itself into position and footage of the bridge of a Dalek Saucer appeared with the Dalek Supreme in the center.

“Attention, Irk!” it barked. “This is the Dalek Supreme aboard the Flagship of the Dalek Fleet approaching your world! Resistance is useless! Your time has come!”

“You’ve called to gloat,” called the Doctor. “Make it quick and be done with your mission here!”

“Doctor!” barked the Dalek Supreme.

“Dalek Supreme!” replied the Doctor. “If a member of the Dalek Supreme Council is here, your mission against the Irken Empire must be high on your Emperor’s list of priorities.”

“The new World Smasher class of vessel needs to be tested! You cannot prevent what is coming!”

“So that’s why you’re doing what history says you do, just to test out your new toy!”

“Pah! Inferior technology compared to the Irken Empire’s!” boasted Zim.

“If your superiority were true, you would have withstood our assault!” retorted the Dalek Supreme.

“You cannot destroy the Irken Empire! The Lords commanding those planets will prepare the counter-offensive and reclaim our territory-!”

“Duplicates of those under your command, Zim, have ensured that retaliation will be at its least effective! They served the Daleks in the purpose assigned to them, just as the duplicate of Sizz-Lorr did!”

“You’re lying!” insisted Zim.

“WE are responsible for the destruction of the planets of the Irken Empire! WE are responsible for the massacre of your people and vassals!”

“MORE FILTHY-!”

“They’re not lying, Zim!” interrupted the Doctor. “…The Daleks have been shrinking your empire and history didn’t know until I stumbled across this time to rescue Link, Zelda, and Ariel!”

“Doctor, you are permitted to rescue the victims of the Grouping!” barked the Dalek Supreme. “But you must hurry! The Dalek Death Squad that used the transmat the Sizz-Lorr duplicate built before its self-extermination is 500 rels from the main command center!”

“Doctor, if you value your life, you will assist us against the Daleks!” ordered Zim.

“I…I can’t,” sighed the Doctor.

“You will obey!”

“She cannot!” gloated the Dalek Supreme. “Before this day ends, Irk will be destroyed and your people will ALL be exterminated! The Irken Genocide is a fixed point in time! The Doctor cannot prevent this! All life is to bow down to the Daleks or else be exterminated!”

“Now I know you’re lying-!” snarled Zim.

“It’s not a lie!” called the Doctor. “…Zim, I’m sorry, but you MUST go with Tyr’ahnee and Marvin. The Irken races dies today with you being the only survivor and there’s nothing I can do to prevent it without breaking the laws of time.” Zim stared at the Doctor in horror.

“You…You have to be lying!” he insisted.

“Time Lords cannot lie about the Laws of Time they hold dear,” remarked Tyr’ahnee. Zim…stumbled. His whole empire…destined to fall?

“Now you understand!” barked the Dalek Supreme. “Fight or surrender, it makes no difference! You will be exterminated! Doctor, 400 rels remain!” The call then ended. Zim thought for just a second.

“…Ready all weapons!” he ordered. “We’re at war!”


“Irken Defenses are being raised!” reported a Dalek to the Supreme.

“That does not matter!” replied the Dalek Supreme. “Quantum fluctuations in this time period still indicate Dalek victory!”

“Dalek Spearhead reports that Tallest Consort is approaching!”

“Her survival is unimportant! Exterminate!”


Gaz Membrane had an Irken blaster in her hands and her PAK’s legs were fully extended, making her look like an unholy demon of flesh and steel. No sooner did she round a corner than the Dalek Spearhead arrived. “HALT!” shouted the Battle Commander. Gaz aimed her gun fired right at the eyestalk, taking the dome clean off!

“ALERT! ALERT! SPEARHEAD LEADER DESTROYED! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!” shrieked the Battle Commander’s subordinate. The Daleks fired, but the legs from Gaz’s PAK kept her out of the line of fire. Another Dalek was shot in the dome, giving the thing a terminal headache. Then…Gaz noticed something.

“Wait, I shot two and you guys were six,” she said. “There’s only three of you left though. Where’s the fourth?”

“EXTERMINATE!” One of the Daleks had engaged its flight mode and snuck behind her, striking her right in the PAK and bathing her in the usual cold cyan light as her skeleton was briefly illuminated. She screamed in agony and her PAK’s legs gave out, causing her to collapse in an undignified heap. “Tallest Consort exterminated!” reported the flying Dalek as it set itself back onto the ground.

“Satisfactory!” replied the new Spearhead Leader. “Proceed! The Doctor is not to be harmed! Exterminate all others!”

“We obey!” replied its subordinates.