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The Three Maidens

Like our world, the Realms have their own comedy slapstick trio. Available in black-and-white or color, the Three Maidens always earn a good guffaw out of their antics. While they play idiots, these Elves are actually comic geniuses. Even then, they’re willing to do their bit for the Realms when it comes to combat. They all hail from the Mid-realm’s Elf capital of Galthar. Let’s go through them from left to right!

Moru Hanorfal is the second youngest of the Hanorfal daughters with Curlandii being the youngest and their sister Shemdral being the eldest. The 80,479-year-old Sea Elf is the leader of the trio and is married to fellow actress Crisnatainiyer and fellow actor Vernadrent.

Curlandii Hanorfal is a 79,946-year-old Sky Elf and is the funny girl of the act. She does a fair bit of improv and is known for her trademark squeaky voice as well as her funny vocalizations such as “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!” or “Woo woo woo!” She’s happily married to Madam Marainslii and Sir Bujamiso, also fellow actors.

Larima Finbragill is the 80,039-year-old Wind Elf that plays the straight girl of the act. While Moru and Curlandii usually mime playing instruments, she actually plays them as a result of her musical training since her childhood accident. She’s married to fellow actors Dame Dorathebly and Mr. Emillzika.

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The Three Realms The Three Realms (Book 5: The Final Fight)

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It was almost dawn when Arsha finally got to see Kartambo. A human man, roughly Arsha’s skin tone, was dragged in by Irmalii. He arched an eyebrow at seeing Arsha on the throne with Domesta and Dumarith’s bottle on the armrest. “Ah, Mr. Kartambo!” greeted Arsha. “I see Irmalii found you! Good! You’re looking healthier than I remember, got yourself cured of your bone disease?”

“My bones have never been stronger, Your Highness,” replied Kartambo. “What’s going on here? Last I checked, that was your father’s seat.”

“Where, exactly, was that statement when Skain polluted the throne? Did your own ambitions and Dr. Borg’s goals get in the way?”

“…Well, that answers my private question about you being an illusion. Only the real Arsha Royana would pry into someone’s private business. So, you really ARE alive and back. I take it your parents are here too?”

“They’re in Daddy’s office, going over the situation reports so they can fix this mess. I’m simply helping them take care of the wall.”

“What’s that supposed to mean? What in the Depths is going on, Your Highness?” Arsha got up and walked to him.

“Skain initially built the wall to keep the citizens of Largandra as his prisoners. He allowed Dr. Borg’s robots to live there so the people would live in fear of the outside world. …Skain’s assets are being seized and liquidated before his execution so the funds would be used to rebuild the homes the wall destroyed in its construction, but it’s not enough. We still need to tear that ugly thing down, so I’m giving you a choice. You can fund the remainder willingly as the wall falls, or we take every single asset of yours and liquidate it while you languish in the dungeons for the rest of your life. Let me assure you, there won’t be any execution for you, nor will you kill yourself if you refuse to help.” Kartambo smirked.

“Largandra has a population of fifty million. Only two percent of it are fighters. Dr. Borg’s personal edict is that the Empire does not attack a population of ten percent fighters unless provoked. The wall stays, one way or another.” Arsha looked long and hard at him.

“…You’re afraid, aren’t you?” she guessed. “You’re afraid of failing Dr. Borg as much as she fears losing to us.” She then snapped her fingers as if she remembered something. “Speaking of the Empire, we need to ensure that we can talk privately. …Don’t move. Mr. Markulak, if you please.” Markulak then sprang from behind the throne and swung his sword near Kartambo’s neck on each side. He actually took the heads of two humanoid robots that were invisible until their deaths. He then sheathed his sword as the bottle flashed. Arsha rubbed it and released Domesta and Dumarith. “Fine work, Mr. Markulak,” praised Arsha.

“Part of my job description, Your Highness,” replied Markulak. “I’ll clean it up.”

“There’s no need,” assured Domesta.

“WE’LL take care of the mess,” supplied Dumarith. “Your Highness, if you please?” Arsha then took up the bottle.

“I wish for the robot corpses and their spilled fluids,” she declared, “to be removed from this castle.” The two Genies snapped their fingers and the mess disappeared.

“You’ll have to tell the Telmath Forge in the north end of town about their sudden increase in materials,” advised Domesta.

“Will do,” replied Arsha.

“You’re insane!” growled Kartambo. Arsha glowered at him.

“On any other day, Mr. Kartambo, you’d be wrong. Today, though, after what the reports said about your activities? Today is a VERY different day! One last time; assist in the destruction of the wall or be reduced to utter destitution!”

“No on both counts. Despite what you think of what or who I fear, you DON’T frighten me. No Royana does. If you attack the wall, you’ll lose.”

“Yes, the weapons dotting the wall are very impressive against targets in the air and on the ground, but at this moment, they’re pointed outside the wall.”

“The external perimeter, yes. But that wall has weapons concealed within the inner wall, ready to quell any uprisings. So, what are you gonna do? Blow up the wall?”

“That’s the idea, yes.” Kartambo chuckled softly to himself.

“Did you conduct a material analysis of the wall’s bricks?”

“I was told that the same clay that makes up Dr. Borg’s Golems was used to make the bricks, yes.”

“Meaning that, even if you DID set up explosives, you couldn’t send a signal to the det-packs. So, what can you do, hope that there’s a robot stupid enough to press the button?” Arsha sighed to herself.

“…Mr. Markulak, tell Trosalga that he can press the button.”

“…Yes, Your Highness.” Markulak’s eyes flashed as Kartambo realized that there was another rebellious robot!

“NO!” he wailed. The guards grabbed him before he could get any closer. Explosions reached everyone’s ears and the castle rocked from the tremors. The shaking lasted for a minute before everything settled down. A call then came through.

“The wall is gone,” came Temnasia’s voice. “…As is Trosalga.”

“He died to save us,” sighed Arsha. “Let us continue to win in his name.” She turned to Kartambo. “Mr. Markulak’s defection inspired other robots to rebel against Dr. Borg. They evacuated the area near the wall during the night. I wanted to meet every member of the Robot Liberation Front. I had hoped you would be reasonable so I could see Trosalga, but…here we are.” She turned to the guards. “Take him to the dungeon. Make sure he stays alive. Seize his lands and assets and liquidate them. Put it towards the reconstruction of the homes on Largandra’s borders.”

“Yes, Your Highness,” replied a guard. He and his partner then hauled Kartambo to the dungeon. He resisted long enough to shout at Arsha as she sat on the throne.

“YOU JUST MADE A BIG MISTAKE, ARSHA ROYANA! EVEN IF WE LOST LARGANDRA, THE REALM TRINITY EMPIRE HAS ALLIES! WE’LL MAKE SURE THAT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN ALL THE REALMS PAY THE PRICE FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE TODAY!” The group rounded a corner and his protests vanished. The sun finally peeked over the horizon.

“What I’ve done?” Arsha asked herself. “When it comes to Dr. Borg, I haven’t even started.” Elgrad then entered the throne room. Arsha stood back up. “That’s enough of that throne for me right now! You can have it back!”

“Still, a very fine command of the situation,” praised Elgrad. “You rose to the challenge and knew when to step back so others can act. That’s what a good ruler does.” He sat on the throne. “…Tell me, how comfy is it for you?”

“A little TOO comfy for me.”

“That’s the correct answer. You’ll be a fine Queen when your mother and I step down.”

“Thank you, Daddy. Now, I better go help out Rokanth. Those ships need to be relocated.”

“Good luck, Sweetie!” replied Elgrad. Arsha pecked Elgrad on the cheek and headed out of the throne room. Elgrad then turned to Markulak. “Mr. Markulak, how would you like to be an advisor?”

“I’m afraid I’ll have to leave the position once we have the Mid to Under Realmgate working,” replied Markulak.

“Very well. Until then, log yourself into the appointments database. Use 7-1-4-6 for the password.” Markulak connected to the database and logged in.

“I’m in, Your Majesty.”

“What’s first on the docket?”

“The woman that met with Skain last night is requesting an audience with you on the subject of obtaining food for her family.”

“Is she still on castle grounds?”

“She’s just gotten up from her bed.”

“Tell her to come to the throne room at her earliest convenience. She may obtain the necessary food for her family from our storehouses.”

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The showers had to be shared with everyone. Thankfully, they were big enough for four people to share so the strike team could wash the sewer stench off all at once. As Orbak took his armor off, thus cancelling the enchantment and returning his legs to their paralyzed state, the three mystery Elves helped maneuver him into the large stall. “Very kind of you,” he thanked them.

“Think nothing of it,” replied the plump Elf.

“You know, the other showers are full,” remarked one of the other two Elves.

“You don’t mind sharing with three women, do you?” asked the other.

“Ah, so you’re women,” mused Orbak. “Just as long as there’s no hanky-panky.”

“That dedicated to your wife?” asked the plump Elf.

“Exactly.”

“Well, no worries, we’ll be too preoccupied on getting the sewer smell off of us to even consider hanky-panky.”

“Perfect.” The Elves then started undoing their armor, helmets first. They finally revealed their faces and Orbak goggled. The plump Elf woman had short, curly, blonde hair. One of the other Elves had long, black hair with her bangs cut like a sugar bowl was used as a guide for the scissors. The other one had long, wavy, red hair. “No way!” breathed Orbak. “Moru?! Larima?! Curlandii?!”

“That’s us,” replied the black-haired Elf, Moru.

“The Three Maidens themselves joined in on this operation!” chuckled Orbak. “But why?”

“Because that rat, Skain, was my cousin,” explained the red-haired Elf, Larima. “He passed an edict saying that we NEEDED to make comedies about darker-skinned people ‘learning their place’.”

“You can guess how well we took that,” continued the blonde Elf, Curlandii.

“Besides, we make comedies where we fight the Trinnies,” said Moru. “We took some training and figured ‘what the heck, we’ll fight them for real’.”

“Why’d you hide your faces?” asked Orbak.

“Would Arsha have taken us seriously if we went to her without our masks?”

“…Fair point, she might have dismissed it out of hand. Well, your service was most welcome, ladies! If you still wish to fight, once Orbak settles things here, we’re building the Mid to Under Realmgate and taking the fight straight to Dr. Borg!”

“Your Majesty, we’d be honored!” cheered Curlandii. She ‘carelessly’ tossed the scrub brush at Moru. Moru yelped as it hit her. She grabbed Curlandii’s shoulder and turned her around so she could face her.

“Remind me to kill you later!” she growled, continuing the improv routine.

“I’ll make a note of it,” said Curlandii. She then patted her pockets. “I ain’t got a pencil!”

“Well, I changed my mind! I’m gonna do it right now!” Moru then grabbed Curlandii’s nose and then bonked it with her other fist.

“Hey, leave her alone!” called Larima.

“What are you butting in for?!” Moru extended her pointer and middle fingers and jabbed them at Larima’s eyes, but Larima blocked the eye poke. Moru then grinned. “Well, blocked me that time.” She then slapped Larima’s cheek. “Get out, you!” Curlandii then tapped Moru’s shoulder. When Moru turned to her, Curlandii waved her hand in front of Moru’s face, making her follow it. Curlandii then brought the hand up, then sharply dropped it, making Moru follow it. Larima laughed.

“You always fall for that!” she giggled. Moru then struck their bellies, then their heads.

“GO ON! GET STARTED ALREADY!” Moru grabbed their ears and dragged them to a locker so they could put their clothes in them. Orbak laughed.

“Even in times of war, you still know how to bring the funny!” he called. The Three Maidens then bowed comically, bonking their heads in the process.


Everyone in the castle finally finished their showers, reveling in being clean. Elgrad made his way to the office and looked over the reports concerning Largandra. He clicked his tongue in irritation. Skain left things in a fearful mess and Elgrad had to clean it up. He had to take down the wall, rebuild homes that were destroyed during the wall’s construction, destroy the robots within the wall, restore supply lines, get the ships moving again, and rebuild the Mid to Over and Mid to Under Realmgates. Arsha came into the office. “Hey, Daddy, did you know that those Elves that helped us were actually the Three Maidens?” she asked.

“Yeah, Orbak told me about that when he was brought to a wheelchair by them,” answered Elgrad. Arsha then saw the reports.

“Oh, Sweet Ones! Look at this mess!”

“My sentiments exactly. I’ve got a lot of work to do.”

“Need any help?”

“…Now that you mention it, I think this would be a good chance for you to try out the throne. Do you think you can handle the Kartambo situation?”

“I’ll give it a good try.” Just then, the comms buzzed. Elgrad took the call.

“Go ahead,” he directed.

“It’s Lardeth, Your Majesty,” introduced the caller.

“Your lover’s in the room with me.”

“Hey, Princess!” called Arsha.

“Good to hear you, Foxy,” replied Lardeth. “We just got some great news. It turns out Markulak’s defection to us inspired other robots to form the Robot Liberation Front. A good chunk of the robots at the wall are with us just outside Largandra’s borders. However, a few are staying behind until you give the order for the wall to be destroyed. They wanted to give their lives for us instead of Dr. Borg.” The two Royanas looked at each other in surprise.

“Markulak’s more effective than I thought!” muttered Arsha.

“Tell them to wait for Arsha’s order,” directed Elgrad. “She’s got to get a handle on Kartambo right now.”

“Your advisor? Don’t tell me he didn’t protest Skain’s defiling of the throne!”

“It looks like he encouraged it for his own gains,” answered Arsha. “He was gonna publicly embarrass Skain and then take the throne, then have Largandra pledge fealty to the Trinnies. Only then would the wall come down.”

“Well, the Robot Liberation Front’s more than happy to upend that scheme. We’ve gotten everyone away from the wall, so the debris won’t hurt any civilians.”

“Good,” praised Elgrad. “We’ll give the signal for the robots inside to detonate the wall. Elgrad out.” He ended the call.

“And I just came up with an ultimatum for Kartambo,” chuckled Arsha.

“Can’t wait to see how you handle Mid-realm affairs!” said Elgrad. He then hugged Arsha.

“Daddy!” mumbled Arsha. She didn’t resist it, though. She simply hugged back.