Even Ssylphiel likes a good party. …But she’s not immune to the aftermath of her girls partying like maniacs.
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Aftermath
The rays of the sun slowly crawled across Ssylphiel and the red-head Dwarf woman sharing her bed. The naga goddess sighed as the warmth of the sunbeam went across her stomach and gently woke her. “Mmmm…good morning, Nora.”
“Mmm…good morning, goddess,” sighed the Dwarf woman happily. Ssylphiel kissed her new paramour before slithering to her vanity with the Dwarf in her coils.
“It was nice of you and your father to let us use the tavern for our party last night,” said Ssylphiel.
“Me father’s an ol’ softie,” replied Nora. Ssylphiel was about to put on her makeup…when she saw a piece of paper with pictures on the vanity table. She examined the paper carefully.
“…A receipt?” she muttered. Nora saw the paper.
“Can I see that?” she asked. Ssylphiel handed her the receipt and Nora inspected. “…That’s me father’s handwriting,” muttered the Dwarf woman. Her eyes went wide as she looked at each line item on the receipt. “What in the hell…?!” she whispered. She was REALLY surprised when she saw the total! “Wha…?!” Ssylphiel goggled at the pictures and looked at the total on the receipt.
“…What did the rest of the girls DO last night?!” she spluttered. She then used her mirror to call the designated lead girl from last night. “SANLIEL!” she shouted. The blue-skinned, green-haired Elf woman put her fingers to her lips as a pained look of getting over a hangover crossed her face.
“Shshshshhhhh!” she said. “Yes, Mistress?” she then whispered.
“I distinctly remember Nora and her father warning us,” said Ssylphiel, “that they’d charge us a cleaning fee if we left the tavern and forge a mess after our party last night.”
“Me father left a receipt and pictures of the damage from last night,” explained Nora. “I’m not trying to be mean about collection, but holy HELL!”
“I knew that fee was gonna come up this morning,” moaned Sanliel pitifully. “I knew it the minute the living sundae contest got out of hand.”
“So the brown substance Nora’s father found,” asked Ssylphiel, “that’s all chocolate?”
“Yes, Mistress,” replied Sanliel. “And the anvil had a really nice flat surface for a suction attachment, so, Nora, I’d be careful around that.”
“Me anvil?!” Nora looked to see if her dad accounted for any damage for the anvil. “…Why was the horn of me poor anvil rusted?!” she demanded.
“…Erm, what’s the total damage?” asked Sanliel.
“943 gold, at least that’s what Nora’s father thinks is fair,” replied Ssylphiel. “I think he’s being a bit generous.”
“Nora, instead of me answering your question about the anvil,” offered Sanliel, “how about we make that a nice 1,000 gold? Make it a nice, cubed number.”
“You want me to not ask questions?” asked Nora. “You’re all helping me clean the tavern and forge as well as paying that fee! Mistress, I’m sorry, but you’re gonna have to help.”
“Of course, Sweet Nora,” agreed Ssylphiel. “Why don’t we…” she read something else on the receipt and saw the pictures. “…What’s that red stuff on the tavern’s rafters?” Sanliel thought for a minute.
“…Oh, no!” she assured Ssylphiel a second later. “That’s not what you’re thinking, Mistress. Jello wrestling. That’s raspberry.”
“Right, that’s it,” sighed Ssylphiel. “I’ll need to lay out ground rules, one of them being that we cannot let ourselves be so blacked-out drunk enough for Jello wrestling!”
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Yulduk Elzemar
Yulduk was once a donation collector for the Elven city of Galthar. He was a greedy man and was skimming off the top to help fund Reb Rojam’s pirates. The plot was discovered and Reb killed him to tie up loose ends. He was then brought back to life as Dr. Borg’s first Revenant. He then got his revenge on Reb and her husband, Melgem, by bringing the original Scarlet Stream Pirates to the Realm Trinity Empire’s side. Given his undead status, he couldn’t be killed in the early years of the Final War. That is until the Revenant killing spell was discovered by accident. His life was now in danger like any other soldier. Luckily, Dr. Borg had a solution that required him becoming a god. He tasted it, but Arsha and her lovers snatched it away. He became the first of the Ruling Council to fall and enter Hell. There he spent his days until the Author brought him back to his Revenant State. Now he’s gonna enjoy breaking Arsha.
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Endram Felompha
The former King of the Over-realm, Endram is the second husband of the Queens after their first one died in a train accident. He’s a very spiritual man, even with the Divine Ones now mortal. After Lardeth ascended to the throne, Endram became a priest. His hobbies include meditation and marshmallow roasts with his grandkids. He’s going to need to bring down the wrath of his gods if he wants to beat the Author.
Twaldar Endri is a Stone Elf that once came from Arsha’s world with a talent for music and history. During the Convergence, he married a half Tamaranean woman named Charline and, after the event was over, they made a son. Twaldar studies at After Academy and Chizara University and works as a member of After Academy’s History Department. He and his wife and son live at 7794 Bloodgood Road, Beyond City 556798 and he is a Kamen Rider like his wife. His Rider Name is Kamen Rider Terra, but he doesn’t let that life consume him. He has his hobbies of composing music (his favorites being the love ballads he sings to Charline while she’s working out) and practicing his natural earth magic. He’s going to need to brush up on his offense spells when the Author sets his plans into motion.
Like our world, the Realms have their own comedy slapstick trio. Available in black-and-white or color, the Three Maidens always earn a good guffaw out of their antics. While they play idiots, these Elves are actually comic geniuses. Even then, they’re willing to do their bit for the Realms when it comes to combat. They all hail from the Mid-realm’s Elf capital of Galthar. Let’s go through them from left to right!
Moru Hanorfal is the second youngest of the Hanorfal daughters with Curlandii being the youngest and their sister Shemdral being the eldest. The 80,479-year-old Sea Elf is the leader of the trio and is married to fellow actress Crisnatainiyer and fellow actor Vernadrent.
Curlandii Hanorfal is a 79,946-year-old Sky Elf and is the funny girl of the act. She does a fair bit of improv and is known for her trademark squeaky voice as well as her funny vocalizations such as “Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!” or “Woo woo woo!” She’s happily married to Madam Marainslii and Sir Bujamiso, also fellow actors.
Larima Finbragill is the 80,039-year-old Wind Elf that plays the straight girl of the act. While Moru and Curlandii usually mime playing instruments, she actually plays them as a result of her musical training since her childhood accident. She’s married to fellow actors Dame Dorathebly and Mr. Emillzika.
Elves are some of the most well-known species across the Realms. They usually give themselves an air of mystery by occupying their time in contemplation. However, there is one thing they don’t want to be a mystery, and that’s what makes a certain Elf a Wood Elf or a Sea Elf. Despite what people think, there AREN’T exactly species of Elves, much like there aren’t species of humans. They have varying skin tones as well as varying affinities of the elements that make up the Realms. They always address themselves by their name and what affinity of Elf they are. For example, Elmar would say “I am Elmar Narven, Wood Elf”. Below are the various types of affinities available to Elves.
Earth types
- Wood
- Stone
- Sand
Fire types
- Blaze
- Magma
- Inferno
Water types
- Sea
- Ice
Air types
- Wind
- Sky
Lightning types
- Electric
- Thunder
Love types
- Lust
- Romance
Magic types
- Light
- Middle
- Dark
Death types
- Necro
Balance types
- Eternity
Life types
- Health
Drows are considered Elvish, but not really Elves. They have the same affinity types as Elves, just a different culture.
As mentioned, Reb’s legs were consumed by the slime she has on her person. This is a common danger for those who have symbiotic slimes and a variety of people have a variety of reactions. Reb, she views it as a minor inconvenience as it only took the legs, leaving the rest of her, even her privates, intact. Symbiote slimes only take the legs, leaving the rest of its host alone. Now, she’s got more abilities to work with. As for the man behind her, well, let’s get his bio going.
Originally hailing from the Mid-realm’s Varshenta beach, Melgem joined Realmfleet as part of a top-secret super soldier program. His own affinity for water was enhanced…but he never felt tested. That all changed once the 400-year-old Sea Elf met Reb Rojam. He found the pirate’s life much more enjoyable and took a liking to the woman. Now, he’s her husband and they once commanded a vast pirate fleet. Unfortunately, after a setback in Galthar, the first of Dr. Borg’s Revenants, Yulduk, wanted revenge and so took his limbs and eye all down the left side. After being given cybernetic prosthesis and rescued by Arsha’s ship, they were put into Realmfleet Max, only breaking out when Remsu staged a jailbreak. They soon…”parted company” with Remsu and wandered the Realms with Jargoon. It all ended when Jargoon lost his life during the Siege of Realmgate City. They made a deal with Arsha’s parents and their royal colleagues. They would work off their time as Privateers, Protectorate Pirates, and the Royals would grant them amnesty. It seemed like a sweet deal and they both felt they were getting richer at a faster rate than their old pirate ways. Melgem even got better cybernetics out of the deal.
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Endram
King Endram Felompha is the second husband of the Felompha Royal Family. Like Twirja, he served aboard the Crelima and lost his arms somehow (he’ll change the story about the circumstances). After the previous King, Yentil, died, Pofomofo found him and introduced him to her wives. Soon, he married them and became King. He enjoyed raising the Felompha Children and was happy to learn that Lardeth was gonna be the Crown Prince. His relationship with Lardeth couldn’t be better.
Kamen Rider Terra! The earth shall swallow you whole!