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Chapter 22: Rumbling the Disc

Weaver was twirling out of the way of Royal and Herald O’s attacks. “Stop prancing around!” snarled Herald O.

“As your wish,” replied Weaver. He turned a dial on his belt’s spinnerets.

“ONINI SABER!” announced the belt. A sword modeled after a snake then appeared in his hand and he struck back. His swings cracked the eye of Herald O’s helmet and one could see her normal eye inside.

“At the risk of sounding like the Riddler,” remarked Weaver, “question: what kind of materials make up that suit? Answer: flimsy ones.”

“Not that much of a hinderance!” remarked Herald O. Her eye then glowed green before firing a green energy beam. It knocked Weaver onto his rear. Royal looked at Herald O in surprise. “…What?” asked Herald O.

“I thought you weren’t all that keen on using Tameranean abilities,” recalled Royal. “You called them, and I quote, ‘a cheap way to win a fight’.”

“Desperate times and all that. Besides, it doesn’t mean I fully hate Dad’s side of the family.”

“MMOBORO BLASTER!” called Weaver’s belt. His sword was replaced with a gun that looked like a gourd with a long neck.

“We’ll talk about it later!” said Royal as she and Herald O went on the defensive. Royal summoned her gunsword and converted it to rifle mode while Herald O flung green energy blasts at Weaver. Weaver shot at the energy blasts and twirled out of the way of Royal’s shots. Royal was about to take up a new position when a voice halted her.

“FINISH SWOOP!” it said. Rogue then came at her with his Rider Kick.

“RIDER ROGUE KICK!” he announced. The kick struck Royal and sent her flying. She landed hard and groaned as she picked herself up. “Here we are again!” chuckled Rogue. “Face to face once more! I’ve learned a few tricks since our last encounter. Wonder if you’re any different! DAI SUPER CHARGE!” Rogue’s armor adopted a purple and black color scheme and bulked up, temporarily becoming Kamen Rider Proto-Rift, then it exploded off of him to reveal his new form as Kamen Rider Rift.

“That’s not new!” snapped Royal. “I can do it better! DAI SUPER CHARGE!” Royal’s armor changed to a white and gold color scheme and bulked up as Rift’s did, briefly making her Kamen Rider Proto-Vortex, then her armor exploded off of her to reveal her final form of Kamen Rider Vortex. During the transition from Proto-Vortex to Vortex, Rift summoned his weapon and swung it down at her in sword mode. Vortex quickly summoned her weapon and blocked Rift’s swing.

“I’ve been dreaming up new ways to break you, musume-san, since I can’t kill you!” snarled Rift.

“I thought we already established,” replied Vortex, “that I’m not an Adachi girl anymore! I’m a Hishikawa! Don’t you and Igura already have one?!”

“Hana’s quite the improvement over you, yes. That doesn’t mean there’s no place for you at her side! Perhaps a new doll for her to model her new dresses?”

“I’m DEFINITELY not seeing her, then!” Rift then shoved Vortex off the edge of the Rumble-Disc. She caught herself in time, then saw Rift raise his sword.

“Watch your pinkies!” he laughed.


“You see?!” laughed Nemesis as he pointed out Rift and Vortex while they dueled. “We’re like that, Optimus! I’m the Hiro to your Megumi! The Dr. Borg to your Arsha! The Lord Vyce to your Linkara! The Ares to your Wonder Woman! The Frieza to your Goku! The Joker to your Batman! I am your greatest enemy! I am…I am…I am, Greenie, why the Hell are you laughing?!” Glyph finally stopped laughing.

“You?!” she said. “What a joke!”

“…I wasn’t being funny,” grunted Nemesis.

“No, you were! You’re Optimus’ greatest enemy? I know of greater from the history books alone! Starscream, Abraham Tower, Eggman, the Metarex, Zarak, Unicron, Primus, their combined form as Primacron, Vortech, Shockwave, they were greater enemies than you!” At this point, Nemesis was getting angry.

“Starscream?! Greater than me?! Liar!”

“It’s the truth! And even then, the people I just listed pale in comparison to his REAL greatest enemy! He may have made peace with him now, but Megatron was the greatest threat to the Autobots AND our universe!”

“WRONG! I AM!”

“No, Megatron was! Let’s compare Optimus to Superman for a minute!”

“I’m flattered, but I’m hardly him,” remarked Optimus. Glyph continued.

“You know who Superman’s greatest enemy is? It’s not Darkseid! It’s not Bizarro! It’s not Brainiac! It’s not Zod or Mxyzptlk or Metallo or Lobo! It’s Lex Luthor! What powers does Lex Luthor have? His genius intellect and ability to acquire resources to get ahead in the world! Those are his weapons against someone as god-like as Superman! Superman could easily crush Luthor into powder, but he doesn’t for a reason! Luthor knows that if Superman ever broke, a frail man compared to the average Kryptonian, it would send Superman down a dark path and he’d never come back from it! Luthor would have won! If Superman flattened Darkseid, then it would mean that Superman reached a new limit and Luthor is always eager to see Superman’s limits, unlike Darkseid who always made ridiculous assumptions on Superman’s power as you did with Optimus’!”

“That was Unicron who underestimated his power, not me!”

“No, you fell into the same trap as any god-like being when put in front of mortals,” replied Optimus. “You didn’t underestimate my physical power, but you DID underestimate my intellectual prowess. You thought I would just try to power through your Anarchy Beryl super form and didn’t think that I would still outsmart you. That’s what prompted me to throw you onto a heap of Korlonium crystals and it looks like your time in Hell never taught you that. If Megatron were in your position, he’d actually adapt his fighting style as Luthor does whenever Superman beats him.”

“You see?!” exclaimed Glyph. “You’re nothing more than Steppenwolf and Megatron was the Lex Luthor to Uncle Optimus’ Superman! You! Are! Not! Prime’s! Arch! Enemy!”

“MALFUNCTIONING GLITCH!” roared Nemesis. He grabbed Optimus by the head and slammed him onto the Rumble-Disc’s hull, then he clotheslined Arcee and Sky Runner as he bum-rushed at Glyph, then he knocked her onto her back and wrapped his fingers around her neck. “You guys need fresh air to keep your Spark burning, if I recall!” he taunted. Glyph’s onboard computer was flashing all kinds of warnings as her Spark trembled from lack of air. “Go on! Mock me and laugh! You miserable little glitch! LAUGH!” Glyph was gasping for air now. “I can’t HEAR you!”

“…Ha, ha, HA!” Glyph summoned what strength she had and punched her fist into Nemesis’ chest canopy. She grabbed the organic pilot inside and tossed him out, sending the cybernetic evil version of Tails right into Weaver as he opened the Tome and was about to narrate Herald O’s demise. The Tome fell from the Rumble-Disc, then vanished in a blue light.

“…A setback,” grunted Weaver. He then returned his gaze to Herald O. “But not enough to save you. In fact, not enough to save Bellwood!” He then made a call. “Crew, status. …Wait…what was that name you mentioned? …No, the one before Batman. …WONDER WOMAN?! …WHERE?!”

“What are you doing?” asked Rift.

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” replied Weaver. “WHO’S PROTECTING THE ENGINE ROOM FROM WONDER WOMAN’S LASSO?!” Rift’s eyes then widened.

“Wonder Woman?! Here?!”

“In the Engine Room!”

“Shouldn’t she be in her home universe, waiting for Batman?!”

“She, Batman, and their daughter are in the Engine Room right now!” Rift then glared at Vortex.

“You!” he said. Vortex then swung her legs up and into Rift’s face before regaining her footing on the hull.

“To be fair, I was trying to get just the Batsuit,” she said, “but the Locate Keystone gave me the Batmobile with Alfred, Robin, and Wonder Woman inside as well as a spare Batsuit.”

“Can’t Dr. Borg handle Wonder Woman?” called Nemesis. “I mean, she just has a rope.”

“That rope is the Lasso of Truth, you idiot!” replied Weaver. “Inside! Now! Both of you! Engine Room! Double time!” The three villains then dashed into the ship.

“After them!” called Vortex. The Autobots ripped open the hatch and made it bigger so everyone could get in. Vortex then called Batman.


“Batman, be advised!” said Vortex over the comms. “Author’s headed your way and is ready to destroy your wife’s lasso!”

“Understood,” replied Batman. He knocked a Lord out. “Arsha, look out! Wonder Woman, Robin, restrain Dr. Borg!” Arsha cartwheeled out of the way.

“What are you-?” Dr. Borg’s question was interrupted as Wonder Woman threw her Lasso around Dr. Borg and Robin slammed her against a console.

“Arsha, Life, you might wanna ask her your questions now!” advised Wonder Woman. Arsha then got up in Dr. Borg’s face as Life stood by.

“How do we stop this thing from spreading the Dark Energon gas?” she asked. The rope glowed and Dr. Borg spoke.

“The only way to stop the gas is to introduce a counteragent gas to make it a useless liquid. Only a Gasturian can emit the counteragent.”

“Gasturian?” Life then snapped her fingers. “Gutrot!”

“Who?” asked Robin.

“It’s one of Ben’s aliens,” explained Life. “Though he’d probably be more successful if the chemical formula of the Dark Energon gas were up. Doctor, how much security surrounds the formula.

“Only a vocal numeric password we stole from Batman, he uses it to detain prisoners.”

“Batman, we need your password,” said Wonder Woman. The Lords were already dispatched, so Batman got to a computer console, found the file, and activated a microphone.

“Nine-one-nine-three-nine,” he said. The file then opened and displayed the chemical formula.

“As for you…” hissed Arsha. She then slammed her fist into Dr. Borg’s face, knocking her out. Life then called Ben’s Phury.

“Agent Phury, we need Gutrot here!” she said. “Can Ben pull out of the fight?”


“That might be a challenge, but not impossible,” replied Phury. “We’ll meet you in the Engine Room.”

“Roger that,” answered Life. The call ended and Phury punched a Lord away. “Ben! We gotta get to the Engine Room!”

“LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, PHURY, FIRST APPOPLEXIAN PLUMBER AND RATH’S GIRLFRIEND! RATH IS A LITTLE BUSY TEACHING YOUR EVIL TWIN HOW TO EAT HER MANNERS OF SHORTS!”

“BEN! ENGINE ROOM! NOW!” Rath backed off a bit.

“…Yes, Dear,” he mumbled. The two Appoplexians then took off, leaving Sora and Rosadera to hold Spectrum and Ex off.

“That’s right!” laughed Ex. “Run along! We don’t need to finish you!”

“Now, as for you two!” snarled Spectrum.

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Chapter 21: Battle for Bellwood

The Rumble-Disc flew over Bellwood and caused a panic among the populace. Khan was waving to everyone down below. “Smiles, people! Smiles! It’s your last chance if Ben doesn’t give me Life!” Just then, a boom reached his eardrums. Khan put his hand to his ears and fell in pain as the subspace tunnel deposited the heroes. During the journey, all Kamen Riders had changed into their suits. Royal and Herald O charged at the Author. The Author got out of the way and pulled out a handle for something. A mechanical spider then scuttled up to him and attached itself to his waist, forming his belt. He pressed a button on the handle.

“What’s the word?” asked the spider.

“Henshin!” called Khan. The handle then split in half and he put each half under the spider’s legs. The spider then wove a cocoon around him, then he broke out as Kamen Rider Weaver.

“Stop this ship, Khan!” snarled Royal.

“With what brakes?” asked Weaver. The three Riders then clashed.


Meanwhile, Batman and his family managed to open the hatch. “It’s too small for Transformers,” said Batman.

“We’ll stay topside,” replied Optimus. “You just get in and get control of this tub!”

“Aha! Dead weight!” called Nemesis Prime’s voice. His foot then slammed into Optimus’ face. Once Nemesis landed, Optimus readjusted his jaw.

“Arcee! Sky Runner! Glyph! Form up!” he ordered as he deployed his battle mask. Batman led everyone else into the ship.

“Ah, I see I caught you in an indecent phase!” chuckled Nemesis as he pointed to Optimus’ mask.

“You, on the other hand, are PERMANENTLY indecent!” snarled Optimus. His teammates then surrounded Nemesis.

“Tell us, Nemesis,” asked Sky Runner as she leveled her sword at him, “why bother giving a human the ability to make a gaseous form of Dark Energon and assist him in poisoning the city, yet keep Dad alive?”

“To drive you guys batty, of course!” laughed Nemesis. “And one of you is already there!” Optimus growled at the Batman joke and swiped at Nemesis. Nemesis twirled away and shoved Arcee to Optimus.

“Ma!” called Glyph. Nemesis ended up behind her and drove his knee into her back. Sky Runner then slashed her sword across Nemesis’ back.

“Answers, Nemesis!” she snarled.

“Do you really think I’d allow someone else to eliminate my favorite sparring partner?” asked Nemesis. “Ha! I reserve that pleasure for me alone!”

“Then why-?!”

“Because I missed your daddy’s company!” Nemesis jumped out of the way of Sky Runner’s next chop and was now facing every Autobot. “We’re two sides of the same card, Optimus. After all, you knew where to find our toady, Vilgax, and I knew all along that if there was a trail of breadcrumbs, you’d find a way to gobble them up!”

“Nemesis, you’re not making any sense!” said Optimus. “Why would you side with the Author at all when you could just take the Tome?”

“Because you’ve always been my Ace, Optimus! My Ace in the Hole! Nemesis Prime, SLAYER MODE!”

“Optimus Prime, SUPER MODE!” A trailer for each bot then appeared out of thin air and unfolded itself into limbs. Nemesis’ trailer made arms and legs while Optimus’ just made legs. His legs came up to his arms as they assumed their alt-mode shape. Once his legs attached themselves to the split truck-bed, the feet folded into the legs as hands were deployed. The new upper torso attached itself to the legs as a harness lowered itself onto the shoulders and deployed a large gun to rest by each side of his head. The new super robots then dueled as Sky Runner, Glyph, and Arcee gave Optimus covering fire.


Inside the Rumble-Disc, Phury led everyone through the corridors. “All right, the engine room is somewhere here,” she said.

“Not one more step!” snarled Phury’s voice.

“Okay, that wasn’t me!” gulped Phury.

“Actually, it WAS you, but not you,” replied another voice. Metaltron and the Evil Phury stepped out of the shadows.

“…I am NOT going through all that alternate me nonsense!” snarled Phury. “That naked coward is NOT me!”

“Naked coward, am I?!” snarled Evil Phury.

“Now that’s an insult,” mused Metaltron. “And insults must be responded to in kind.” Metaltron then brought out a belt-buckle with a single slot in it. She fastened it to her waist as Evil Phury brought out a gray lantern. She then turned it sideways, put it to her waist, and it made a belt strap. Metaltron brought out a strange device with a hinge in the middle as Evil Phury tilted the left of the lantern up and put a red ring on her finger. Metaltron then put the hinged device into her belt and then put her hands to opposite sides of the buckle.

“Henshin!” the two women called. Metaltron pulled little levers and the hinged device closed to reveal a Dalek’s head as Evil Phury punched the lantern with her ring hand, then tilted it back to its horizontal position so one could see a white version of the Red Lantern Symbol against a red background.

“Base Armor!” called Metaltron’s belt as her armor teleported onto her. It had Dalek aesthetics and the helmet made her look like a cockroach.

“RAGE!” shouted Evil Phury’s belt. As red light surrounded Evil Phury, the belt spoke again “Hellish Hate! Red Rage!” The light died down to reveal Evil Phury in red armor with the Red Lantern symbol functioning as her helmet’s face.

“You,” remarked Seeker as she pointed to Metaltron, “I know you’re Kamen Rider Ex, but what about Phury’s evil twin?”

“I’m Kamen Rider Spectrum,” replied Evil Phury.

“Ben, Rosadera, Phury, form up!” called Sora. “We’ll knock them down a peg or two!”

“Bad idea,” replied Batman. “Red Lanterns are rage incarnate, just like a Dalek. Spectrum’s going to be tough to beat if Metaltron’s joining her.”

“Like they always say,” snarked Ben, still as Upgrade, “to beat your enemy, you gotta think like your enemy!”

“Ben, hold it!” called Phury. Upgrade touched the Omnitrix symbol on his chest and green light surrounded him. His form became muscular and tiger-like. He was now a male Appoplexian in a Luchador outfit, sans the mask.

“rrrrRRRAAAAAAAAATH!” roared Ben. Rath was now in control. He snarled at Spectrum and Ex. Spectrum cooed in pleasure.

“I see why you chose him as your future mate, sister,” she purred at Phury. “His Appoplexian form’s quite the specimen of virility!”

“LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, KAMEN RIDER SPECTRUM, RATH’S GIRLFRIEND’S EVIL TWIN!” roared Rath. “RATH IS ALREADY TAKEN! YOU WANT A PIECE OF RATH; YOU GOT A PIECE! BUT YOU JUST BIT OFF AN EYE THAT’S BIGGER THAN YOUR STOMACH CAN CHEW!”

“…So, the men are just as dimwitted here,” muttered Spectrum as she charged at Rath. Sora intercepted her and threw her out of the way. Rath then went on all fours and charged at Spectrum. Spectrum then used her ring to make a gun-sword out of red light. She then fired on Rath and Sora.

“THAT’S ANOTHER MISTAKE!” bellowed Rath. “WHEN YOU SHOOT RATH, IT JUST MAKES RATH MAD!” Phury and Rosadera looked at each other, then nodded. Phury then went on all fours and charged at Ex while Rosadera touched her hair flower and it formed armor. As the fight went on, everyone else headed into the engine room.


Hiro and Dr. Borg were in the engine room, standing guard. A Lord had reported that everyone else had engaged the enemy. “So, we’ve got Optimus, Charline, and Megumi topside,” muttered Dr. Borg, “and the Author and Nemesis Prime have already engaged them. We have Phury and Metaltron fighting Ben, his Phury, a…Blue Lantern, and Rosadera. That leaves me and the Lords to fight the rest of our enemies.”

“What about me?!” protested Hiro.

“You’re needed topside. Khan doesn’t know Megumi like you do.”

“…Meh, I’ve been getting bored anyways.” Hiro then took out an eagle-shaped belt buckle and set it to his waist. It formed a belt strap and fastened itself to Hiro.

“Shocker Driver!” it announced. It then went into a musical loop consisting of a flute and drum. Hiro then took out a red i.d tag.

“Henshin,” he said. He then inserted the i.d into the belt and it dropped into a slot modeled after an eagle’s talons.

“ROGUE!” it announced. It then sang. “Hito yon’de Akuma no Shocker! Hito yon’de Akuma no Shocker!” (People call us the Devil, Shocker! People call us the Devil, Shocker!) Hiro became Kamen Rider Rogue and Dr. Borg summoned a teleport circle.

“Away you go. I’ll handle the engine room.” Rogue dashed onto the circle, then he vanished as Batman led the remaining heroes into the room. Arsha locked eyes with Dr. Borg.

“I’ll handle the bug,” she said. “The rest of you keep the Lords of my back and find a way to stop this thing.” Arsha and Dr. Borg then clashed.

“Is that all I am to you, a bug?” asked the cyborg Sprite.

“In this case, a cockroach!” replied Arsha.

“I prefer wasp!” Dr. Borg then swung a kick at Arsha. Arsha caught the leg and flipped her opponent but forgot about the wings. Dr. Borg caught herself in the air and swung her feet at Arsha’s face, swiping it with her talons. Everyone became occupied in some fashion, with time against them.

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Chapter 20: In Fearful Day

The team surrounded a small building advertising itself as Max’s Plumbing and had a cartoonish version of Max. Batman and his family covered the main entrance with Ben, Royal, Shade, Optimus, and Arsha. Batman made several hand signals, but no one moved. “…I! Don’t! Know! What! That! Means!” hissed Robin.

“Three! Of! You! Go! Around! Back!” Batman whispered in return.

“Why doesn’t he just say that?” asked Optimus. He pointed to Shade and Royal. They followed him to the back of the store. Ben then entered the store and went into a bathroom with a single toilet and an out of order sign on it. He then carefully pulled the chain above his head. A hidden elevator then brought Ben down into the base. He stepped out of the elevator and quietly approached a computer. He keyed in several commands and arched an eyebrow.

“That…that’s not possible,” he muttered. He then made a call through the Omnitrix. “Er, guys, I don’t know how to tell you this, but…it’s empty.”

“There’s gotta be a mistake, Ben,” replied Royal. “Check and recheck.”

“I already did. There’s nothing!” The cell behind him then broke and Vilgax strode out.

“Well, well, well!” snarled Vilgax. “If it isn’t Ben Tennyson himself! Tell me, how are things going?”

“I take it the Rumble-Disc isn’t here?” guessed Ben as his hand hovered over the Omnitrix.

“Ah, so you know of their plan.”

“Yours too.”

“I WAS a part of it, until they abandoned me!”

“Well, once you’re back in your cell, we’ll be able to find them.”

“You won’t find them in time.”

“I’ve got Clockwork to help me find them!”

“You say that as if the Author doesn’t know of your aliens and doesn’t have contingencies in place for them. He most assuredly has plans in place for Chronosapien interference. Admit it, Tennyson. We need each other.”

“No way! I need to stop them, and you only want me dead so you can get the Omnitrix! I don’t see that as a good way for us to be allies!”

“I DON’T want the Omnitrix right now! I just want their heads on a platter!” Ben glared at his hated nemesis for a bit.


“Ben, this has to be the stupidest idea you’ve ever had!” snarled Ben’s Phury as everyone gathered around a console with Vilgax keying in commands. “You’re just gonna buddy up with the guy who’s been trying to kill you since you were ten all to stop a Rumble-Disc?! Ben, this is nuts!”

“It’s not the craziest thing I’ve done,” replied Ben.

“Besides, we need all the help we can get,” observed Megumi.

“And you guys expect him to be buddies?!” protested Phury.

“We’re anything but buddies,” assured Ben.

“Glad to know that,” rumbled Vilgax.

“…Yeah, sure, dismiss the Appoplexian’s concerns! That’s smart!” grumbled Phury.

“We’re not dismissing your concerns, Ma’am,” soothed Optimus. “Vilgax IS on a leash.”

“We’re getting closer to its location,” reported Vilgax. “Just a few more…NO!”

“What’s wrong?” asked Batman.

“IT’S GONE! THE RUMBLE-DISC IS GONE! THEY’RE EARLIER THAN THEY LET ON!”

“What?!” Megumi rushed to the computer. “…There’s a comms channel here! Private and untraceable!”

“Let’s see what the enemy has to say!” urged Optimus. Megumi opened the comms channel and the Author and his team appeared onscreen.

“I don’t believe I’ve met you in person lately, Metaltron,” growled Megumi.

“I had no reason to meet you at the moment,” replied Metaltron.

“Stop me if you’ve heard this one,” chuckled Nemesis. “There were two fellows on a secure channel. One says to the other-”

“Where’s the Rumble-Disc?!” demanded Optimus.

“You call that a punchline?!”

“You’ve got a Joker-level sense of humor and, like Batman here, I don’t share it.”

“But we’re linked, you and I! Like comedy and tragedy! Two sides, same coin!”

“The Rumble-Disc, Khan!” snarled Megumi. “Or I vow I will turn the smiles of you and your team upside-down!”

“Well, if it’s discs you want, you can forget it!” snarled Khan! “Unless you surrender Life and her Source, Bellwood will get severe Dark Energon poisoning! There’s no amount of Light Energon to counteract that!” The call ended and the computer console exploded. Vilgax roared in fury and smashed the console’s remains.

“I WAS THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO CONQUER THIS WORLD!” he roared. His shoulders then drooped. “All is lost. He’s far too powerful to fight.” Sora looked around, then spotted another console. As he looked at it, he got an idea. He briefly thought about how it would fail, then he looked at the Blue Lantern ring. His face then slowly went from doubt to determination.

“…You’re wrong, Vilgax.”

“What did you say?!” snarled Vilgax.

“I said you’re wrong!” Megumi arched an eyebrow. This wasn’t like her nephew. “All is NOT lost! I’m willing to bet that the channel can still be traced! We just need to use another console!”

“What good will tracing the channel do?!” demanded Vilgax.

“It means we’ll know where the Rumble-Disc is going, and we can get inside it before it causes damage!”

“It IS easily breached,” mused Phury. “A couple strikes at the service hatch up top will get us inside.” She sharpened her claws against one another.

“And if we fail to damage it sufficiently enough, Way Big can toss it out of here!”

“He’s right!” agreed Ben. “Straight into the sun!”

“Hopefully with EVERYONE out,” remarked Batman.

“The Rumble-Disc automatically teleports its occupants to safety,” replied Phury. She looked at the perplexed looks. “…Well, given our lifestyle, we kind of want our soldiers to stay alive as long as possible!”

“That’s true,” recalled Ben. “Appoplexians value all forms of life, right down to the infants.”

“See? Even Ben knows how we work!”

“Only because he accidentally unlocked Rath and was stuck as him when transporting the Tiffin to Pantophage,” remarked Optimus. Ben twitched.

“You see? All is not lost!” declared Sora. He then pulled out the Blue Lantern Ring. “This ring stands for one simple creed; all will be well! In this hour, I say that is the one truth we ALL fight for, even you, Vilgax!”

“Even if we do track it,” grunted Vilgax, “how do you expect us to get up there?”

“Several of us can fly and carry others with us,” replied Sora. “In a few seconds, so will I! We WILL get through this!” Just then, the ring flew out of Sora’s hand before hovering in front of him.

“Sora Hishikawa Elizondo of Beyond City,” said a voice. “You have the ability to instill great hope. Welcome to the Blue Lantern Corps.” Sora opened his right hand and splayed his fingers. The ring then fitted itself onto Sora’s ring finger. A blue lantern then appeared. Sora took the handle and put his ring to the back of the lantern.

“In fearful day,

In raging night,

With strong hearts full our souls ignite

When all seems lost in the War of Light,

Look to the stars, FOR HOPE SHINES BRIGHT!” invoked Sora. With the Blue Lantern Oath taken, blue light surrounded him. The light died and Sora’s robes were replaced with a set of blue armor with the Blue Lantern symbol on his chest and the kanji for “Nozomi”, the Japanese word for wishes or hope, was emblazoned under the lantern symbol. He wore a blue eye mask with white lenses over his eyes.

“…My nephew, a Blue Lantern,” sighed Megumi happily as tears came down her eyes. “I’m so proud!”

“Ben, see if one of your aliens can track the Rumble-Disc!” urged Sora.

“On it!” replied Ben as he activated the Omnitrix’s selection screen. “Gray Matter will have that thing on radar lickety-split!” He then slid the faceplate back and revealed the core. He slammed it down and a black ooze flowed over him. His chest then became green as green circuit lines appeared. A green ring then served as his eye as the Omnitrix’s symbol appeared on his chest. “UPGRADE!” His voice sounded like it was his own with a robotic undertone to it. The top of the eye then depressed to make a semi-circle with the flat side on top. His head then stretched to the Omnitrix symbol. “Confused about which alien comes from Galvan Prime, hm?” he asked. “Oh well, I can make this work.” Upgrade put his hand onto the computer console and melted, then flowed onto the console and made it black with green circuit lines and added a few extra bits to it. “All right, tracking the comms channel now and…got it! The Rumble-Disc is headed towards Bellwood’s Nuclear Power Plant!”

“Has the Author lost it?!” yelped Phury. “That’s a recipe for disaster! If it crashes into the power plant, the engine core will not only deploy the gas, it’ll make a nuclear explosion that will propagate the gas across the entire United States and Canada!”

“I’ve got control of our new subspace tunnel generator,” reported Upgrade.

“But the boom it makes!” protested Phury.

“We’re a little pressed for time! Everyone, cover your ears!” Everyone did as Upgrade suggested and a portal opened with a boom!

“ARGH! BOOM TUBE!” wailed Robin. Upgrade then pulled himself off the console and it reverted back to its natural state.

“Minna, ikuze!” called Megumi. “CHARGE!” Everyone dashed into the subspace tunnel and it shut behind them.

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Chapter 19: Preparations

Megumi looked out of Jefferson’s eye for a moment. She was waiting for Bruce. “You’re early,” remarked Bruce’s voice as he approached her.

“I’m like the Flash,” joked Megumi.

“Not really. Despite his speed, Barry’s got terrible timing. What’s on your mind?”

“…Bruce, there’s no easy way to say this without bringing up recent trauma, but we need to know the Author’s plan concerning Plumber HQ. Did he say anything to the Lords?” Bruce took a breath before he adopted the Bat-Voice.

“They intend to flood Bellwood with a gaseous form of Dark Energon, thus poisoning everyone unless Life comes with them. This universe’s Phury was the control by injecting liquid Dark Energon into her bloodstream. The Phury you know was all too happy to perform the test.”

“And do you know the enemy’s numbers?”

“Right now, it’s Hiro, Khan, Nemesis, Evil Phury, Dr. Borg, and Metaltron.”

“Metaltron? I haven’t heard that name since the hunt for Dalek Caan.”

“Well, she’s involved.”

“What about Vilgax?”

“They’re not concerned with breaking him out.”

“He’s not gonna like that.” Megumi then snapped her fingers as she recalled something. “We need you to suit up. You can’t exactly fight without your utility belt. …And I haven’t exactly used a certain object for some time!”

“That thing can’t get you what you want, only what you need.”

“Well, we NEED the cowl.” Megumi then pulled a metal gauntlet out of a hidden pocket in her dress. She fastened it onto her hand and a symbol glowed. The symbol looked like an alien compass. “Hello, Locate Keystone.”

“Do you still remember how to use it?” asked Bruce.

“…It HAS been a while.” Megumi decided to check the instructions on the gauntlet. “Ikuze!” she whispered to herself. “Locate Keystone, Activate!” The symbol then glowed. “Initiate Rift Detection!” The symbol then went a pale green. Megumi then wandered around the room. As she did, whenever her hand passed over an area, the green glow became less pale. Soon it was a solid green as a white crack appeared on the wall. “Identify Source of Rift!” The symbol flashed a few times as it beamed the information directly into her head. Megumi grinned. “Bingo! Locate Help from D-C-C-0-M-1-C-5!” The crack became a rift and a bat-themed armored car landed in front of the two.

“Voila,” said Megumi as she gestured towards the current Batmobile.

“Perfect!” cheered Bruce. He approached it and the rear opened. It revealed two harnessed seats that came out and tilted down. A raven-haired girl in a red and green costume with a skirt and cape and a bald man with a thin moustache and wearing butler clothes raised the harnesses.

“Mr. Wayne!” called the girl.

“Master Bruce!” said the butler, Alfred. The Batmobile’s canopy then opened and a black-haired woman with a tiara, a red leotard with a blue skirt, and a golden rope then jumped out of the Batmobile’s cockpit.

“Robin, wha-” The woman, Wonder Woman, then saw Megumi. “…I see we’re among friends.” She then saw Bruce. “And family!” The two then hugged and kissed.

“…Is Batman-?” Megumi asked the girl, the current Robin.

“No, that’s Bruce Wayne,” replied Robin.

“Miss Persephone, it’s all right,” assured Alfred. “Megumi Hishikawa already knows about the family.”

“Oh. Well, in that case, DADDY! MOMMY! CUT THAT OUT! IT’S GROSS!”

“Don’t knock it until you try it, Persephone,” replied Bruce.

“More dimensional mishaps?” asked Wonder Woman.

“Yep. This time, someone wants to rewrite all of reality.”

“You’ll be happy to know, Master Bruce,” said Alfred, “that there’s a Batsuit in the Batmobile.”

“Thanks, Alfred.” Bruce then opened a compartment that revealed the cape and cowl he was famous for. He then put it on and assumed the usual stance of Batman.

“With all that, minna, we better bring you up to speed,” declared Megumi.

Everyone heard about the Author’s plan from Batman. Megumi, Ben, the Phury Ben’s dating, Optimus, Arsha, Max, Batman, Wonder Woman, Kaede, Sora, Rosadera, and Life sat around a table. Ben pulled up a layout of Plumber HQ with the enemy’s movement in real time. “All right, the enemy’s prepping some old Appoplexian ship that was long decommissioned after the Highbreed War,” he reported.

“It’s a Rumble-Disc,” explained Phury. “It’s designed to spread toxic gas over a wide area and Bellwood falls within that area.”

“In any event,” said Ben, “according to enemy movements, the Rumble-Disc is ready to launch. They’re just sitting there.”

“This is a good opportunity to strike,” declared Megumi. “Optimus can get us in via Locus-”

“He can’t,” said Batman. “When Optimus first used it, the Lords studied its energy signature. They’ve adapted to it and fed the information into Plumber HQ’s defense grid.”

“Then how do we get in?” asked Arsha. “They’re sure to have closed off the entrance Sky Runner’s team used.”

“There’s another entrance that they haven’t checked for,” replied Max. The display then zoomed in on an entrance. “It’s disguised as my plumber shop.”

“That’s the main entrance, Grandpa!” protested Ben.

“It’s also too obvious for them to believe we’d be that crazy,” remarked Wonder Woman.

“Making it perfect to confuse the enemy,” mused Megumi.

“Speaking of the enemy,” said Rosadera, “who knows how they function?”

“At least the Lords are easy to explain,” replied Kaede. “I’ve been catching up with Star Trek: Picard. Like Optimus, I know of how the base Borg functions.”

“I never got a chance to watch Picard,” revealed Optimus. “Could you explain any further Borg facts?”

“Not much about them is different than the series you grew up with. The Borg still have the adaptive shield matrix and attack en masse.”

“Adaptive shield matrix?” asked Phury.

“Yep. A couple of shots at Borg Drones with a laser weapon at one frequency will automatically send data about that frequency along the Collective and they will change their shields to block that frequency. Unless you can change the settings quickly enough, you’ll be overpowered.”

“What about frequency modulators?” asked Max.

“Those will definitely help against the Borg.”

“But they’re also a drain on power,” remarked Ben. “The Omnitrix is more efficient than that. When he died, Azmuth gave me every single command code on this thing.”

“Azmuth’s dead?” asked Megumi.

“He died a month ago. Tough old Galvan, we all thought he was too stubborn to die.”

“So he gave you EVERY command code?”

“Yep, even Master Control. Combined with the Randomizer Function, we should be able to plow through the Lords.”

“All that’s left,” mused Rosadera, “is to figure out the weaknesses of the enemy’s generals.


Back in Plumber HQ, Khan the Author was speaking to his teammates outside Vilgax’s cell. “How are Rumble-Disc preparations?” asked Khan.

“Did you write that we would get everything ready ahead of schedule?” asked Nemesis. “Because we’re ready right now.”

“I didn’t, but it’s good to hear that we’re ready.”

“Well,” said a blue-skinned woman in a skimpy Dalek-themed outfit, Metaltron the former Last of the Daleks, “I don’t know about you, but I don’t see the enemy giving Life up that easily.”

“You’re quite right, which is why Bellwood’s soon-to-be massive loss of life will be on their head.”

“After that,” rumbled Vilgax, “our alliance will have served its purpose.”

“Hm?” quizzed Dr. Borg.

“Our agreement. Once you have Life, you give me the Omnitrix.”

“…That was the deal?” asked Hiro.

“It was,” replied the evil Phury.

“…A pity,” remarked the Author. “We could use the cash.”

“You wished to use the Omnitrix for petty robberies?” asked Dr. Borg. A nasty thought formed in Vilgax’s head.

“No, but we gotta make some money here. …Maybe we should put it up for auction. The Techadon Weapon Masters would pay a fortune for it.”

“Perhaps, if he breaks out of Incarcecon in time,” chuckled Phury, “Vilgax would get first bid.” That set Vilgax off. He slammed his fists on his cell door.

“YOU BETTER HOPE I’M SUCCESSFULLY TRANSFERRED TO INCARCECON, APPOPLEXIAN!” he roared. “BECAUSE IF I BREAK OUT NOW, YOU AND YOUR ASSOCIATES’ TREACHEROUS HIDES ARE MINE, YOU HEAR ME?!” Khan opened the Tome and read a passage aloud.

“‘Once the Tome closed, the cell door’s security systems delivered a shock that wasn’t strong enough to kill him but was enough to send him flying to the back of the cell and knock him out.’” He then snapped it shut. Once the Tome closed, the cell door’s security systems delivered a shock that wasn’t strong enough to kill him but was enough to send him flying to the back of the cell and knock him out. “With all that,” said the Author, “let’s get to work.”


Over in Mt. Rushmore, Optimus looked at Ben’s Phury. She arched an eyebrow, feeling unnerved. “…What?!” she snapped.

“It’s just…I never thought I’d see the day,” replied Optimus.

“What day?”

“Well, I only stopped at Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, when he used the Ultimatrix. Whenever he turned into an Appoplexian, there wasn’t anything to indicate genitals. …You guys really wear clothes? Appoplexians wear pants?” That…wasn’t the correct thing to ask an Appoplexians. A ticked-off Phury grabbed Optimus’ holo-form by the collar and hoisted him up to her face.

“OF COURSE, WE WEAR PANTS!” she roared. “AND SKIRTS! AND UNDERPANTS! AND SHIRTS! AND BELTS! AND BRAS! AND SHOES! AND SOCKS! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, OPTIMUS PRIME, LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS! APPOPLEXIANS HAVE A HIGHLY ADVANCED SENSE OF SHAME! BOO-YAH!”

“Wait, so you’re telling me that, all this time, Rath was running around…” Optimus’ holo-form eyes went wide. Phury growled before sighing.

“Buck naked. And the Appoplexians wanted Ben’s head for a time until Rath got clothes. …Still, he knows how to keep the peace and got us Appoplexians in the Plumber Alliance. With that hurdle cleared, I just had to ask him out.”

“…Good for Ben, I guess?” Phury gave a low growl, guessing the implications of Optimus’ statement. Optimus wisely took off.

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Chapter 18: Sora’s Future

Everyone was following a modified, old GMC motorhome, lovingly called the Rust Bucket 2 and belonging to Ben’s grandfather, Max Tennyson. Right now, Life was behind the wheel and the cavalcade was going across the country to Keystone, South Dakota, straight to Mt. Rushmore. Max was driving the Rust Bucket 2 with Xiomara, Sora, and Life as his passengers. They were sitting at the table with Sora looking out the window. “…Mi hijo?” asked Xiomara. “¿Está bien?”

“…No, Mama, I’m not,” mumbled Sora.

“What’s on your mind?”

“…How can I make Dad understand?”

“…No entiendo.”

“I know Dad wants me to be a Kamen Rider. Why else would he ask about me being a hero? I DO want to be one, but I’m not so sure I can specifically be a Kamen Rider.”

“Batman’s not a Kamen Rider,” reminded Life.

“And your father’s not pushing him to be one,” remarked Xiomara.

“But Dad’s always going on about how Kamen Riders are the most varied type of hero!” replied Sora.

“That’s not entirely true, the various Super Sentai teams are rather varied.”

“Sora, was it?” asked Life. “It sounds to me that you fear that you’re failing your father.”

“…I am.”

“Now that’s not true at all!” remarked Xiomara.

“Mama, what if he doesn’t accept that I don’t want to be a Kamen Rider?!”

“He WILL! …If he stupidly doesn’t, I can make him understand.”

“You know, there’s an organization that I think could help you,” mused Life. She then gave Sora a blue ring. Sora picked it up and saw that the ring had the symbol of what looked like an alien lantern on it.

“…The Blue Lantern Corps?” he asked.

“They could give you the serenity your crave and give you the ability to fight without the use of a belt.”

“I’m sure Papa would love to know that his son is a Blue Lantern,” urged Xiomara.

“…I’ll think about it.”

“Here we are!” called Max. “Mt. Rushmore!” The familiar carved faces of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln loomed over everyone. The cavalcade drove into the mountains and a secret entrance opened to reveal a hidden base. Ben’s Phury was taken to the medical ward and Sky Runner advised the medical staff on treatment. It required Energon to counteract the effects of the Dark Energon in Phury’s bloodstream. The two would cancel each other out and the body’s immune system would naturally purge it. She would be out of action for a few hours. As he waited, Sora looked at the ring Life gave him. Life then approached Sora again.

“…It’s a big decision,” she remarked.

“…Life, do you even WANT to leave this universe?” asked Sora. Life grimaced.

“To be honest, no.”

“Why?”

“Because this universe is one of the most diverse ones when it comes to life-forms. Yes, it has its baddies that want to burn it or control it, but this universe is proof that life finds a way!”

“Then maybe your Source would be safer here.”

“I don’t think I got the full story about why you lot are here.”

“…It’s about the boss of the ones that invaded Plumber HQ. You see, he has something called the Tome-”

“The what?!”

“Th-The Tome.”

“The same Tome that can make something real by writing it down and narrating it?!”

“Y-Yes!” Life’s face was frozen in stark terror.

“…That’s why they’re here! They want my Source!”

“They’re after your sister’s Sources too,” called a voice. It was Rosadera. “Optimus, Megumi, and Arsha’s 3V2R prizes are also needed for the Author’s grand design.”

“…Then it really IS time to go home. …Will they really accept a nine Horseman Sisterhood?”

“It’s ten again,” said Sora. Life looked to him in surprise. “The Horsemen of the Apocalypse found their new Chaos, a lady by the name of Lacey.”

“…40,000 years it took them to do that,” mused Life. She smiled. “Order’s going to like that. …I miss them so much.”

“Then maybe now’s a good chance to reconnect with them,” suggested Sora.

“…Not until we get my Source back.”

“Where is it?”

“In a hidden pocket dimension inside Plumber HQ. We must retake it soon.”

“We better discuss this with everyone, then,” declared Rosadera. “Sora, are you coming with us?”

“I…I still need to decide,” replied Sora.

“Just know this,” said Life, “you don’t need a belt to be a hero.”


Sora spent some time to himself. He still couldn’t figure out what he wanted to do when it came to stopping evil. As he looked out of Washington’s eye, his mind still spun with questions. “And they say I brood a lot,” chuckled a voice. A de-Borgified Bruce Wayne then came up.

“…Mr. Wayne, how do you cope?” asked Sora.

“…With what?”

“With being what Gotham wants you to be?” Bruce chuckled.

“Take it from me, if Gotham found out the connection between me and my night life, they’d want me to give up being Batman.”

“Then how can you really say you’re a hero?!”

“There are enough people that look up to Batman as a symbol of hope. As long as I can inspire someone to fight against evil until the day they die, then I have won. …It’s about your dad, isn’t it?”

“I worry that he can’t see that there are other means of fighting evil without a belt.”

“I don’t think he’s THAT obsessed with the Kamen Rider franchise. I doubt he’d be in the F.N.S if he was that mule-headed. Remember, I fought alongside him in the Vortech Wars. While his preferred method of hero work involves a belt to give him armor, he respects my own methods. He once compared the variety of heroes to ice cream, there are many different flavors and they all taste good to someone.”

“But what about carrying on the legacy? I mean, don’t you want one of your family to be the next Batman?”

“I’d rather they find their own path.” Sora was surprised by that answer. “That’s what any parent wants. When Dick Grayson became Nightwing and got himself out of my shadow as Batman, I couldn’t be prouder of him. And I know Hiroki, he would want you to carve out your own path.”

“…I guess I’m not so hopeful,” admitted Hiroki.

“You know, there’s an organization in my universe that fights for hope,” replied Bruce. “They usually assist the Green Lanterns.”

“…You’re not talking about the Blue Lanterns, are you?”

“You know about them?”

“I’ve done some research on each Lantern Corps. Life gave me a Blue Lantern ring.”

“Well, Kamen Riders fight for hope, why not assist them as a Blue Lantern? Just a suggestion.” Bruce then headed off and Sora took the ring out of his pocket, staring at it.

“…Hope,” he muttered. “…I could do with that myself.” He then looked to the stars. “Imagine that, a monk needing hope.”


Bruce met up with Megumi, Optimus, and Arsha. “Something on your mind, Bruce?” asked Megumi.

“Your nephew is a little lacking in hope,” replied Bruce. Megumi grimaced.

“It’s something he’s struggled with for his entire life. He looks up to his father a lot and wants to emulate him, but he’s come face to face with the fact that he’s not his father and he feels like he’s failing himself.”

“That’s a load!” remarked Optimus. “He’s not failing anyone!”

“Unfortunately, I know all too well of children that feel like they’re not living up to their parents’ ideals when they feel that their parents are wrong in some fashion,” sighed Arsha.

“One of your kids?” asked Megumi.

“Both of me and Lardeth’s kids. They wanted to be heroes like us but didn’t like combat. It was a huge relief to them when we told them we didn’t like combat either, especially after the Final War. I think Sora and Hiroki need to talk it out soon.”

“I have a feeling the conversation will be better than Sora realizes. I know Hiroki. He’s a very understanding man. The only thing he’s afraid of is that his son won’t find his own path.”

“Any parent fears that for their kid,” replied Optimus. “I went through that with my daughters. For a moment, I thought that my own kids would want to be a Prime. When I offered them the Matrix, though, they said no, they didn’t want to lead the Autobots. …Now, Glyph, on the other servo, I think she has potential to be a better Prime than me.”

“If Arcee’s okay with it,” remarked Arsha.

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Chapter 17: Fight for Life

Optimus and Nemesis continued their duel, with Optimus striking fast and Nemesis blocking every blow. Optimus then swatted Nemesis’ knife-hand chop and made something fall out of his arm and crash onto the floor. A purple liquid spilled out of the object. “Huh, I’m out of fuel,” muttered Nemesis.

“And I’m out of patience for you!” snarled Optimus as he decked Nemesis. Nemesis ended up sprawled on the floor.

“You REALLY know how to spoil a coming-out party!” he grunted. “How am I supposed to spread the gospel of darkness if you destroy any and all Dark Energon deposits and take away a proper hideout for me and my associates?”

“You’re sick!” hissed Optimus. “You need mental help fast!”

“Well, maybe I DO feel a little…off.” Nemesis then slammed his foot into Optimus’ chest and sent him to the floor. “But being sent to Hell will do that to you! You think it’s all about demons constantly whipping you and pouring lemon juice on the wounds for all eternity?! No! It’s being crammed into a damn cul-de-sac with no privacy, no space to call your own, and constant sharing circles with two dress-wearing Oni that can make multiple copies of themselves, one of them being a damn transvestite! Well, not this time! This time, Khan’s brought us back to life AND with bodies like Megumi’s! Immortal AND invulnerable!”

“Yet she could still fell pain!” Optimus then got back up and went on the offensive.

“You know,” Nemesis quipped as he blocked the blows, “I think Plumber HQ would be a great set of digs! Our current hideout’s a shanty in Under-town, right below Bellwood!” Optimus then drove an uppercut into Nemesis’ jaw. Nemesis rubbed his chin. “All right, you win this fight, but not the base! Mark my words! Bellwood’s gonna be shrouded in darkness for eternity unless Life comes with us!” Nemesis pulled his gun out and fired. Optimus dodged the shot and Nemesis took that opportunity to transform and get away. Optimus briefly considered pursuing him, then he recalled that his friends were fighting the Lords. He then made a call.

“Megumi, this is Optimus. My evil twin, Nemesis Prime, is escaping. Be advised, he’s unhinged.”


“Roger that,” replied Megumi. She ended the call. “Suit up! Arcee, have you met Optimus’ evil twin?”

“No, but I know about him,” replied Arcee. “He’s actually two evil doubles in one Unicron-worshipping package. The Optimus Repaint exterior is piloted by an evil cyborg version of Tails.”

“Tails’ smarts, Optimus’ powers, and a wicked streak the size of a single universe. Lovely,” grunted Megumi.

“Vortex Driver!”

“Crysta Driver!”

“Hen-!” Disruptor shots then hit the pavement near them. The Lords then surrounded them.

“What in-?!” spluttered Xiomara. A few Lords then appeared with a woman in their grasp. The woman had obsidian skin and wore white.

“One false move and Life gets it!” warned a Lord.

“She CAN’T get it,” remarked Kaede. “She’s an immortal.”

“Oh, she doesn’t need to die, but she’s gonna wish she can!”

“Y…You can’t!” gasped the woman, Life.

“Oh, but we can!”

“What did the Author say about them?” snapped a voice. Everyone turned to an alleyway to see a woman come out. The appearance of the woman made Arsha freeze in terror. The woman was cyan-skinned, had moth antennae sprouting from her hair, insect wings on her back, cybernetic legs, a cybernetic arm, and a prosthetic right eye. The talons of her feet created holes in the pavement as she came out of the alley. Arsha’s terror was palpable.

“…Borg!” she whispered.

“DOCTOR Borg, Arsha,” corrected the woman, the cyborg Sprite, Dr. C. Y. Borg. “Then again, for you, it’s been 15,000 years, so you’re bound to forget things about enemies you’ve killed. I take it you’re ruling the Realms?” Arsha said nothing. Dr. Borg then turned to the Lords. They all had their disruptors pointed at Life. “Only the ones holding her need to keep their weapons on her,” she said. “The rest of you, keep your disruptors trained on our adversaries. If they even blink in a fashion that indicates they’re going to do something, open fire. Oh, and avoid the Transformer’s chest. Yes, that’s where their Spark is, but that also means that’s where their armor is the strongest. Aim for the metal that matches the face’s color, then coordinate fire at the points where the armor overlaps the skin.”

“Don’t do this!” warned Life.

“Did you say something?” asked Dr. Borg.

“Leave her out of this, Borg!” snarled Arsha, coming to her senses. Dr. Borg smirked.

“Not even questioning why I’m here before you! You guessed who brought me back and how by virtue of learning about my colleagues’ return. That’s what I like about you, Arsha, you make decisions based on the facts. It’s because of that that you’re predictable! That’s why victory is assured for us! We’ve read up on you and your activities! We know your every move! We know how you think!”

“Do you know what I’m thinking right now?” Dr. Borg chuckled at Arsha’s question.

“Yes. You’re thinking ‘What’s my arch nemesis’ grand design this time?’”

“Something along those lines. I’m also thinking about who to take out first.”

“Take them out? What would your family say, dating one of the Lords behind their back?” Dr. Borg laughed at her crass joke. “Just so we’re clear, I fully intend to present your corpse to the Realms, but you need to suffer first!” Kaede looked at one of the Lords holding Life down, then her eyes widened.

“…Mr. Wayne?” she said. Dr. Borg smirked again. Megumi saw who Kaede was talking about.

“Bruce, what happened to you?! When did you get assimilated?!”

“It was during a Parent Teacher conference with Damian’s boarding school headmaster,” explained Dr. Borg. “He’s remained silent since his assimilation. Through that, we’ve learned about his Agamemno Contingencies. Did you know he was so paranoid that he made one for himself if he turned rogue? I remember how it goes, the file was called ‘Detective’ and it read ‘While Batman is a master strategist and combatant, he is only human. The best way to disable his strategic abilities would be to distract him, his parents are an excellent blind spot as is his endless crusade to protect the innocent, taking hostages is a good distraction, particularly if they’re friends or family.’” Megumi smirked this time.

“You didn’t read it all!” she said. Dr. Borg looked offended.

“What’s THAT supposed to mean?!” she snarled. “I recited it word for word!”

“You missed a sentence in that one.”

“Oh, really? And how does that sentence go?”

“Bruce, wanna explain or should I?” The Bruce Wayne Lord glared at Dr. Borg.

“‘Think carefully before you do this’!” he said. He then decked his fellow Lords and tore the disruptor off his arm. The armor on his head then lowered to give the illusion of his usual appearance as Batman.

“The Bat’s betrayed us!” called a Lord.

“Get rid of him!” ordered Dr. Borg. She then shrunk to the size of an insect and flew off.

“Stop them!” ordered Megumi. This time, the transformation was uninterrupted.

“Henshin!” called the Riders. They then adopted their Rider personas as everyone, even Life, got ready to fight. Sora was alarmed.

“Ma’am, please get to safety!” he urged.

“I appreciate the concern,” replied Life, “but I wear flats for a reason.”

“TATAKAE!” called Royal. Everyone went on the offensive, with Batman taking out the most Lords. It became a source of light contention.

“Batman!” protested Seeker. “That was mine!”

“You were about to kill him!” snarled Batman.

“They’re too far gone, unlike you!”

“Not what you think! We do! Not! Kill!”

“Batman’s right!” called Shade. “The Lord Collective is nowhere near as oppressive as the original Borg Collective. Just knocking them out for a bit is enough to bring them to their senses.” To prove her point, the Lords she already knocked out woke up and looked around.

“What the?” stammered one. “Downtown? I was in the financial district!”

“Wait a minute, these are Bellwood citizens?!” yelped Sora.

“Thanks for the tip, Batman!” called Life. Everyone dialed it back and knocked their enemies out. Once the fight was over, everyone was panting. Royal turned to Batman.

“I’m immortal, yet I’m getting too old for this,” she joked.

“You’re out of practice,” remarked Batman.

“You’re no spring chicken yourself, Bats,” observed Shade. “Your kicks weren’t getting high enough, even with all that Borg kit.”

“I’m aware. It’s why my new daughter’s taking up the cowl and modifying her batsuit.”

“…Daughter?” asked Royal.

“Diana and I married and had a kid,” explained Batman. “Damian constantly reminds me I have two blood children now.”

“And he approves of Wonder Woman as a mom?”

“He and the rest of the…‘Batfam’ insisted I marry her. I was surprised she gave up her own immortality for me.”

“I guess she figured a life without you would be empty.”

“…That’s the most plausible theory.” Royal and the rest of the Riders then ended their transformations.

“Good to see you again, Batman,” she said as she shook his hand.

“And you, Megumi. Thanks for giving me an opening to betray the Lords.”

“Glad I could help. Come on, Bats. We better get that Borg junk off of and out of you.”

“The only place that could do that safely would be Plumber HQ. It’s currently occupied by the enemy, even when Nemesis Prime got away from Optimus.”

“What about the rest of the team?” asked Arsha.

“They’re safe. Magister Max Tennyson got them out of there and this world’s Phury is being taken care of.”

“That still leaves our Phury,” muttered Arcee.

“Batman,” said Megumi, “do you know who else the Author brought back? We know Hiro and Nemesis Prime are with Dr. Borg.”

“He’s brought back Dr. Borg’s spouses and councilors, a former wraith known as Intrag, Nemesis Prime’s fellow Terrorcons, and Hiro’s wife and daughter.”

“His daughter? I thought she was still in Igura’s womb.”

“She was born in Hell and made to suffer like the rest of the damned.”

“Hold on, she was punished for sins she didn’t have a chance to commit?!”

“You can guess that the experience made her insane.”

“No kidding. We better regroup somewhere.” Megumi activated her communicator. “Minna, we gotta meet up elsewhere. Guess who’s back?”

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Chapter 16: Ghosts of the Past

Once everyone got their smoothies and Optimus, Glyph, and even Sky Runner parked their vehicle modes, the heroes all gathered at various tables. “So,” began Ben, “what brings you back here? Social call?”

“I wish it was, Ben,” said Megumi. “A person known as Khan is travelling to various universes to find the Sources of the Horsemen of Flourishment, the opposites to the Apocalypse Horsemen. We believe one of them is here in your universe.”

“It’s a pretty big universe here,” remarked Ben. “This Horseman could be on any planet.”

“Well, we have their names,” said Optimus. “Stop us if any of them sound familiar. Let’s see…Life.”

“Hold up, we DO have a person calling herself Life at Plumber HQ!”

“You do?!”

“Yeah, she’s a woman that looks like she came out of a black and white cartoon. Her skin’s a more inky-black, so we assumed she was an alien. She’s working as a secretary right now.”

“Wait, what did that Vilgax character say about associates?” asked Arsha.

“Oh no!” realized Ben. He then made a call through the Omnitrix. “Plumber HQ! Vilgax is transporting an enemy to kidnap Life! Repeat! Vilgax has a plot against Life!” No one replied. “…Rook?! Grandpa Max?! Patelliday?! I’d settle for Blukic and Driba! SOMEONE RESPOND!”

“Let me try!” called Megumi. Ben held the Omnitrix near her face. “Plumber HQ, this is Megumi Hishi-!”

“Your voice is as unchanged as your body,” chuckled a voice. “The arrogance lacing it is still there, but I doubt you’ve seen much combat the last time we met.” It was a man’s voice and it made Megumi, Optimus, and Arsha’s respective blood run cold.

“…Th…that’s impossible!” breathed Arsha.

“He’s dead, right?!” asked Optimus.

“I was,” replied the voice, “but now I’m back! Megumi, my daughter, it’s only fitting that you are made aware of the resurrection and triumph…of Adachi Hiro, Lord and Master of Shocker Rift and the original Kamen Rider Rogue!” Megumi said nothing, she was too scared to come up with anything in the face of her biological father returning from the grave.

“…Megumi?” asked Sonic.

“Have you nothing to say?” asked Hiro.

“Megumi, it’s all right!” urged Sonic. “We beat him once! You, more than any of us!”

“…You died,” Megumi finally addressed Hiro. “Right over Chizara Prime! Right after Vortech’s second death! I saw your ship fly into an unstable pocket dimension! …I tried to save you!”

“But it took one stronger than you to bring me back to the mortal plane,” remarked Hiro. “I believe you met him, one Khan. Totally different to the former Dalek we knew. He used his power to bring me and my wife and child back to life after we all languished in Hell!”

“That’s impossible, Heaven and Hell are locked to people like us! Only the Horsemen, gods, and god-like beings can pass freely between life and death!”

“And yet, here I am, in Plumber HQ, thanks to the Author. Oh, he had to take several major precautions to safely pass through but imagine it! A single, simple human succeeded where Kamen Riders, Transformers, and Kitsunes failed! A testament, don’t you think, to my remarkable savior.”

“And you formed a new cabal with him.”

“Him and others that Optimus and Arsha sent to Hell. We all wish revenge on you! You and your pathetic friends, too afraid to kill with your bare hands! I have a clear goal in my head, Megumi. What do you have now?”

“After all this time, everything we saw, everything we lost, I have only one thing to say to you………SAYONARA!” Megumi ended the call.

“Great, and Hiro’s probably broken Vilgax out already!” complained Ben.

“Others that we sent to Hell?” muttered Optimus. His optics then widened. “No! Not Starscream!”

“Prime?” asked Arsha.

“Starscream’s the first Arti-Vok! He died when Primacron did! He’s out for revenge!”

“Optimus,” replied Megumi, “I doubt Starscream’s involved. He’s too much of a backstabber for the Author.”

“Speculation won’t help,” remarked Sora. “Maybe infiltration is needed.”

“Ooo! Ooo! I wanna try!” called Glyph.

“Hey, save some for me!” snapped Sky Runner.

“ABSOLUTELY NOT!” shouted Optimus and Arcee.

“…Really?” remarked Sky Runner.

“It’s WAY too dangerous! You’re not exactly a fighter!” argued Optimus.

“Daddy, I don’t think we have much choice here! Besides, I’ve fought before!”

“In Seeker Tournaments! This is actual warfare!”

“Daddy, I’m scared too, but we’re in this whether we like it or not.”

“Well, Glyph’s not going!” declared Arcee.

“Mama!” protested Glyph.

“You’re an Archaeometrist!”

“I’ve shot a gun before!”

“On a firing range!”

“Girls, I’m sorry,” said Optimus, “but you’re not going and that is that!”


“‘Absolutely not’ I said,” grumbled Optimus later as he, Megumi, Xiomara, Galen, Arsha, and Willmef watched through Sky Runner’s optics from a screen. “‘Way too dangerous’ I said. ‘You’re not going and that is that’ I said. Until Ben, Amelia, Charline, and Orbak offer to go with them and Megumi and Arsha override me! ‘Yeah! Sure! I can protect them! I don’t need working legs!’” Galen then swatted the back of his head.

“Will you be quiet?!” he hissed.

“Besides, Orbak HAS fought in that wheelchair,” said Arsha. “The kids are safe.”

“Yeah, well, one of the parents doesn’t share that feeling!” replied Optimus. Xiomara then clicked the call button.

“Señorita Sky Runner, how are things?” she asked.

“Just surrounded by metal walls. Green metal walls,” replied Sky Runner. “Seriously, Mr. Tennyson, what’s the deal with the green?”


“I dunno,” replied Ben as he pushed Orbak’s chair. “Ask the Galvans. They came up with the symbol.” Just then, the Omnitrix beeped as its faceplate flashed green. “A distress signal!” he said. “A Plumber’s in trouble!” He activated a locator. “This way!” He led everyone down the hall to see two women, one standing over the other. They were both Appoplexians, tiger-like humanoids with a single black claw on the back of each hand, long eyebrow protrusions above each eye, and very muscular. One of the women wore the white suit of the Plumbers and the other wore a yellow skirt and top with a golden flower pinned to the back of her head and a string of gold beads running across her brow. The most damning thing of all was that the women looked exactly the same. “PHURY!” called Ben. “And…Phury?”

“You must be the Ben Tennyson of this universe,” remarked the skirted woman. “You’re right. I AM Phury, but not the one you’re dating.”

“Dating?” asked Megumi over the Omnitrix. “What happened to Kai?”

“We broke up,” replied Ben.

“Was that Megumi Hishikawa?!” snarled the skirted Phury. The Phury on the ground was convulsing in pain as she strained to look at Ben.

“B-Ben!” she gasped. “Run! T-Too…dangerous!”

“Takes right after her Pa, wouldn’t you say?” scoffed the skirted Phury.

“What did you do to her?!” demanded Ben.

“Just administered something to her systems,” replied the skirted Phury. “Not my concoction, though. It’s his.” She pointed behind the team. Someone stepped out of the shadows. It looked like Optimus in the old days, but his armor was purple and his helmet was black.

“Admiring the work?” he asked.

“Sickened by it!” hissed Orbak.

“Oh, don’t tell me you’re not crazy enough to try and cure her!” complained the other Optimus. “I mean, what rational being sends a guy with useless limbs down here in enemy territory?! …Speaking of limbs, think they’re shiny enough?”

“Who are you?!” demanded Glyph.

“A743642.”

“It’s bad enough you steal my dad’s old look, now you steal his serial number?!” snarled Sky Runner.

“Your dad’s look?” asked the Optimus lookalike. “So your daddy is Optimus Prime? Tell me, did he ever talk about a guy he threw onto a heap of Korlonium Crystals?”

“Yeah, his only kill that he doesn’t regret. Some schmuck named-” Sky Runner’s optics went wide. “…No! …No, that’s impossible! You’re-!”

“Some schmuck?!” The Optimus duplicate advanced menacingly on Sky Runner and her team. “That’s all the history books call me?! SOME SCHMUCK?!” He turned to the skirted Phury. “I’ll take on the Transformers! You get the results to Hiro and Borg!”

“Will do!” replied Phury.

“Wait, what did you say?!” called Orbak. Evil Phury didn’t listen, she just charged out of Plumber HQ.

“After her!” called Sky Runner.

“But we gotta get my Phury back on her feet!” protested Ben.

“You get her to a medical ward!” said Sky Runner. “We’ll-!” Her father’s evil duplicate wrapped his fingers around her neck.

“If your father is listening,” he snarled, “tell him Nemesis Prime is back and ready to sow fear into his blasted life, starting with the death of his daughter!” A fireball then struck him in the back, forcing him to release Sky Runner.

“You were right,” hissed Optimus as he stepped out of the shadows, “I WAS listening. It’s why I used Locus the instant I saw you throttle her! Sky Runner! Glyph! Help Ben get his Phury to the medical ward! Nemesis Prime is mine!”

“Will do!” After Sky Runner confirmed her orders, Ben pressed a button on the Omnitrix, activating a holographic selection ring that scrolled through the heads of aliens.

“Come on! Give me something fast! Jetray! Astrodactyl! Fasttrack!” he begged. He then slid the faceplate back and revealed a cylinder with the green hourglass symbol on it. He pushed the cylinder down and his body changed. His skin turned blue, a tail sprouted from his rear, his head became angular, his stance became that of a velociraptor, his fingers became three black claws, and he had black balls on his feet. “XLR8!” he called out. “Perfect choice, Omnitrix!” He scooped up his Phury and he, Glyph, and Sky Runner dashed down the hall to the medical ward. Nemesis Prime smiled.

“Oh Lords!” he called. Lords then appeared in the usual Borg teleport beam. “Deal with the smaller ones and pursue Ben 10. Optimus is mine!” The Lords attacked the rest of the team as the two Primes fought.

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Chapter 15: Bellwood Brawl

The next day, everyone was at After Academy, awaiting Megumi’s rift. As they waited, Megumi was thinking about a rousing speech when someone grabbed her arm. She gasped and whirled to see Kaede and Kaitlyn’s concerned faces. “You ARE gonna remember your team, right Okaa-san?” asked Kaede.

“…Your father told you,” said Megumi.

“Mama, that was reckless!” snapped Kaitlyn.

“The risk was well calculated!” Megumi snapped her arm out of Kaede’s grasp.

“Sorry to say, but you were terrible at math at that point,” remarked Kaede.

“You said it was for our freedom, well it would have been worthless without you,” said Kaitlyn. “I understand the sentiment and I’m glad you want to keep us safe, but you have friends that want to keep you safe as well. At least take someone with you if you’re planning on doing that again, please. Promise us.” Megumi’s eyes misted.

“…All right, girls. I promise.” She hugged her daughters. The embrace ended in short order. “Now, Kaede, we got work to do.” The rift then opened. “Minna! Ikuze!” called Megumi. Her teammates then gathered. “I’ve missed saying this! CHARGE!” The team charged straight into the rift, giving off various battle cries.


The rift deposited the team in a 21st century American town. Optimus, Glyph, and Sky Runner connected to the internet and got the location. “We’re somewhere in the American Southwest,” remarked Glyph, “but that doesn’t explain the coastal city temperatures around here.”

“Looks like electric cars are just beginning to take off here, but gasoline engines are still the norm,” reported Sky Runner. “We should scan earth vehicles, Daddy.”

“Not a good idea at this time,” said Megumi. “We’d lose precious time in finding vehicles to match your frames. We need to move quickly. Besides, it wouldn’t be the first time aliens came here, if I remember the universe’s identifier string right.”

“Really?” asked Optimus.

“Check the name of the area.” Optimus’ optics flickered, then he looked it up. His optics then widened.

“Bellwood?!” he asked. Megumi grinned. “You mean we’re-?!”

“LOOK OUT!” cried a woman as she ran, bringing other townsfolk with her.

“INCOMING!” warned Sora as he pointed to the sky. A big yellow ball was hurtling towards them. Megumi and her team dove out of the way as the ball hit the pavement hard, making a small crater. The ball bounced a bit before it unfolded into a broad-shouldered creature with a face set between his shoulders, an armored backside, and claws on his hands and feet. He had a black circle on his chest with a green hourglass symbol in the middle. The creature picked himself up and dusted himself off.

“You try and enjoy a Mr. Smoothie and then an alien warlord shows up!” he grunted. He then glared at the symbol on his chest. “And you’re stuck with a watch that has a mind of his own! Omnitrix, I was trying to disable his suit! I really wanted Gray Matter!”

“BEN!” called Megumi. The creature looked up and saw Megumi and her team.

“Megumi!” he called back. “Long time no see! How’re you doing?”

“Doing fine! Who are you fighting?”

“TENNYSON!” roared a voice. The owner of the voice then landed, making a crater on impact. It was a burly humanoid with green skin, a bald head, and a tentacle beard. He was dressed in alien armor and his red eyes were blazing with hatred.

“Never mind, I can guess,” said Megumi.

“Villy, we really gotta do this?” complained the round creature, Ben Tennyson as Cannonbolt. “It’s dull now. You show up and say you’re gonna kill me and take the Omnitrix, I fight you, I win, you get thrown in prison, you break out, rinse and repeat!”

“This time will be different, Tennyson!” snarled the alien warlord, Vilgax.

“Mr. Vilgax, you ever heard of the definition of insanity?” asked Optimus. Vilgax got a good look at the group, then focused on the three Autobots.

“More Transformers?” he rumbled. He then grinned. “Good! One of my partners will be eager to see you!”

“Well, that’s disconcerting,” muttered Optimus.

“Want some help, Mr. Ben?” asked Arsha.

“Sure!” replied Cannonbolt. “What’s your name?”

“I’m Arsha Royana, Queen of the Mid-realm.”

“Nice to meet you! Now, let’s kick some squid butt!” Cannonbolt folded into his ball form and launched himself at Vilgax. Vilgax caught him, but Megumi and her fellow Riders fastened their belts on.

“Vortex Driver!”

“Crysta Driver!” Charline and Amelia each pulled out a phone and keyed in a code. The phones spoke the codes aloud.

“Zero! Zero! Zero! Orange!”

“Zero! Zero! Zero! Green!”

“Henshin!” the Riders announced. Charline’s change consisted of orange light surrounding her before black Roman Soldier armor materialized around her. Amelia’s was the same, but the light surrounding her was green instead of orange.

“And the Vortex Riders arrive! Good!” chuckled Vilgax as he shoved Cannonbolt aside. “Another associate of mine would like to meet you again! One I’m sure you’re familiar with! Wish to speak your catchphrases?”

“We’ll humor you this once, Vilgax!” hissed Royal. “Kamen Rider Royal! Evil will ultimately bow to me!”

“Kamen Rider Seeker!” called Xiomara. “It’s not gold I seek, but your end!”

“Kamen Rider Shade,” said Kaede. “You will be blinded by shadows.”

“Kamen Rider Herald O!” called Charline.

“Kamen Rider Herald G!” announced Amelia.

“We bring news of your defeat!” they said together.

“Get him!” called Royal. Everyone charged at Vilgax. He fired lasers from his eyes, but it did no good. Everyone got out of the way. Optimus then grabbed him and threw him in the air. Arsha summoned her armor and leapt into the air before firing a magic blast at his back, sending him down. Cannonbolt then slapped the Omnitrix symbol, and he changed into a different creature. This time, he was a twelve-foot-tall, humanoid, dinosaur-like creature with brown scales and a tail.

“HUMUNGOUSAUR!” he shouted. He then grew and expanded to nearly three times his original size and gained stegosaur plates along his back, then he punched Vilgax into the pavement a few times. When he stopped, Vilgax groaned in defeat. “And that, as they say, is that,” rumbled Humungousaur.

“Still calling out your alien names, huh Ben?” muttered Royal.

“Actually, that’s the result of the Omnitrix,” replied Humungousaur. Speaking of which, the Omnitrix symbol flashed red. “That’s what I call timing!” He then shrunk down into a young man with brown hair and green eyes. He wore a square-faced wristwatch on his left arm and his face had his usual cocky smirk. “Back to Incarcecon with you, Squidhead.” He slapped a pair of handcuffs on Vilgax’s wrists. Vilgax then chuckled. “…Okay, that’s always a bad sign!”

“It won’t happen now,” remarked Vilgax, “but my allies will come for you soon! You’ll see!” The cuffs then activated a teleporter and took Vilgax away. Ben then used the Omnitrix to call his friends in the Plumbers.

“Plumber HQ, Vilgax mentioned something about a future breakout,” he warned. “Better conduct all sorts of security sweeps.”

“This is Rook, message received, and I am preparing security sweeps,” replied a man on the other end of the call. “That means you will be searched at times.”

“Good idea, Rook. Can’t risk bringing in anything Vilgax could use. I’ll be bringing in some old friends from other universes.”

“Understood.” The call then ended. Ben then turned to Megumi’s group with his usual grin.

“Enough about that, let’s get some Mr. Smoothies!”


Unbeknownst to the team, they were being watched. A strange, purple sports car was idling in an alleyway. The driver, shrouded in the shadows of the cockpit, switched a radio on. “My friends, Vilgax is currently in Plumber HQ.” he said in a rather young-sounding voice.

“Good,” replied a man on the other end. “Then the plan is working. The breakout will keep our enemies out of our hair long enough for us to snatch and grab Life! Make your way to Plumber HQ at once!”

“I’d advise you to remember that we’re partners,” warned the driver, “not master and flunky.” He hung up and drove off.


Khan saw the whole thing. He grimaced as he saw the car drive off. “Oh dear,” he muttered. “Maybe I shouldn’t have sent them here. …Nah, it’ll still work out in the long run.”

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Chapter 53

“Get moving, you stupid…!” grumbled Homer as he kicked the tortoise. We stayed behind. “When I’m kicking you,” continued Homer to the tortoise, “that means hurry up! Come on!” He then punted the poor creature like a football!

“Poor tortoise!” I cried. Homer charged off after the tortoise and arrived at a low altar. The tortoise moved its head to the top.

“Oh, you want me to climb that, huh?” muttered Homer. “No problemo!” He was the one who opened his mouth, he was the one that made a large step pyramid grow with the altar on top. Homer snarled, then kicked the tortoise again. The pyramid grew another level. “D’OH!”

“Well, this is a surprise,” I muttered.

“I’m surprised to see y’all,” called a hillbilly’s voice. Sitting behind us on a rock was a backwoods brunette girl.

“Heather!” shouted Ben. He readied the Omnitrix and slapped down on the core. Rocks covered him and a fire spread out from the core of his body, lighting his head on fire. “HEATBLAST!” he called. “Tell me, can you handle the heat?!”

“Can you handle a Highbreed like my partner?” asked Heather. Heatblast was then decked and forced back into Ben. A large Atasian came into view. It had a humanoid female appearance, but I couldn’t say until she spoke.

“Idiotic cattle!” boomed the Atasian woman. “You cannot stop me!”

“Suppose we make the attempt?” taunted Kōta.

“Do not embarrass yourself, vermin!” snapped the Atasian. Kōta brought out his Lockseed and I got out my i.d tag.

“ORANGE!” announced the Lockseed as he opened it.

“Henshin!” we called. We then transformed in our usual styles.

“Lock on! Soiya! Orange arms! Hanamichi! On stage!” announced the Sengoku Driver. I unleashed my bagh naka as Gaim took out his orange slice sword. Heather laughed.

“I’ve heard of someone being a fruit, but that’s ridiculous!” she laughed.

“I have gay friends that would take offense to that,” I hissed. I charged at Heather and swung my bagh naka, only for them to pass through. “Oh, right, dead.” I sighed.

“I’ve got her!” called Ben. He slapped on the Omnitrix again. “GHOSTFREAK!” Ghostfreak then flew to Heather while she sidestepped Ben and had him fly through a rock. Meanwhile, Gaim and Rook were attacking the Atasian. Gaim then grabbed the Atasian’s arm.

“Unhand me, MONGREL!” roared the Atasian as she threw Gaim off.

“Mother! Enough!” called Reinrassic. The woman stopped her assault and looked at Reinrassic. We all stopped when Reinrassic called the Atasian woman “Mother”.

“Wait, that’s your mom?!” yelped Ghostfreak.

“Asoorma II,” confirmed Reinrassic. “4th daughter of the Noble Highbreed House of Samertha, direct descendant of the Pure Blooded Order of Narseen, and Wife to my late Father, Reinrassic II.”

“Reinrassic, what are you doing here?!” cheered Asoorma. “It is good to see you again! Now, our operations can…” she saw Reinrassic’s arm. “…Reinrassic III, seventh son of the Noble Highbreed House of Derazza, direct descendant of the Pure Blooded High Order of Rarsect, what happened?!”

“A lot of recent events have occurred during your absence,” explained Reinrassic. “Especially my election as Atasian Supreme.”

“Highbreed Supreme!” exclaimed Asoorma. “And that is a lie!”

“No, it isn’t,” argued Ghostfreak. “Kevin, Gwen, and I saw him get that position.”

“Liars!” bellowed Asoorma. “The High Council would never allow someone like him to be Highbreed Supreme!”

“But I have!” protested Reinrassic.

“Impossible!” dismissed Asoorma. “You’ve allowed yourself to become…”

“Stronger!” interrupted Reinrassic.

“Oh, for the love of…IMPURE! LOOK AT YOUR HAND!!” boomed Asoorma.

“Yes, Mother, look at it!” demanded Reinrassic. He then showed his palm. It had a tattoo with four red eyes and black lines around them. Asoorma was surprised.

“The Imperial Seal?!” she exclaimed. “A new Highbreed Supreme?! But…but we were dying out! Corsanth was going to be the last Highbreed Supreme! Besides, I was only to be awakened if we lost the war!”

“The war has ended,” explained Reinrassic. “And, it has ended peacefully, thanks to Ben B…I mean, Ben Tennyson.” He pointed to Ghostfreak. “You see, our species had its DNA altered to save us. I was the first he had saved. After an accident that stranded us both on a desert world, I lost my arm. Ben turned into a creature known as Swampfire and made a new one for me. The new limb rewrote my DNA. At first, I thought it a curse, but now, I see that I draw new strength from it! Mother, we can live again!” Asoorma sat down to consider her son’s words.

“Don’t listen to him!” shouted Heather. “What is power if there isn’t a perfect being to wield it?! Only a pure species can be perfect! The rest of life is nothing more than refuse! Don’t be tainted by your son’s impure words!”

“Mother, what good is purity if it leads to our extinction?!” asked Reinrassic.

“No other life-form needs to be above you!” countered Heather. “That’s what the war was about! You were going to end all life in the universe so you can die as superiors!” Asoorma then held up a hand for silence.

“I have decided,” she declared. “Ben Tennyson, you altered my people’s DNA to save us from extinction?”

“Yes,” replied Ghostfreak.

“Do so with me,” directed Asoorma.

“WHAT!?” shrieked Heather.

“One minute!” called Ghostfreak. He then turned back into Ben. “Omnitrix, can you repair Asoorma’s genetic damage?”

“Genetic Recombination sequence ready,” reported the Omnitrix.

“Do it!” ordered Ben. A ring of light spread out across the desert. When it faded, Asoorma’s coloration looked different. She had a dark blue body with green eyes, a light blue face, and black arms and feet. She looked herself over. “Omnitrix, what did you blend her with?” asked Ben.

“Genetically damaged Atasian was spliced with Necrofriggian DNA,” replied the Omnitrix.

“You use our original name for our species?” asked Asoorma.

“It was per my instructions,” explained Reinrassic.

“Very well,” sighed Asoorma.

“IDIOT!” shouted Heather. “I knew the name ‘Highbreed’ was misplaced amongst you mongrels!”

“Funny how the words stings, correct?” muttered Reinrassic to Asoorma.

“Don’t talk,” hissed Asoorma. “I have yet to discover how useful this form is.”

“You won’t get a chance!” declared Heather. She then jabbed her fingers into Asoorma’s head. Asoorma screamed, then fainted.

“That’s it! No more of Heather’s monkeying around!” declared Ben. He selected an alien and became “SPIDERMONKEY!” He then decked Heather. He started making monkey noises before speaking. “Looks like you’re not as intangible as Ghostfreak!” he said.

“Hold on! This is my fight too!” called Gaim.

“I’ve got an idea!” I announced. “Everyone rush her at once!” We all got our final attacks ready. Gaim sliced the Lockseed three times.

“ORANGE SPARKING!” called the belt. Gaim’s Orange armor folded up into its orange shape and he head-bashed Heather with it. I inserted my i.d tag into my bagh naka.

“Final attack!” announced my weapons.

“RIDER CLAW SLASH!” I shouted as I slashed the air twice, making a tiger out of the energy wave swat Heather. Appropriate, given that bagh naka means tiger claw in Hindi. Spidermonkey slapped on the Omnitrix symbol and turned into a small creature in a white suit with green, narrow eyes, a green mouth, headphones with the connector on the back of the head, and cassette tapes on his lower legs. He had green holes on the back of his hands.

“ECHO ECHO!” called the new creature in a robotic tone. He then turned the Ultimatrix rig key and slapped on the Omnitrix symbol again. He was bathed in green light and grew. He became blue and metallic with a rounded design. He had fifteen blue holes on him and had green cables attaching from the back to the hands and smaller cables from the mouth to the collarbone location. “ULTIMATE ECHO ECHO!” announced the new creature in a deeper robotic tone. He took two holes, revealed to be discs, from his shoulders and tossed them at Heather. They replicated and surrounded her. “SONIC DOOM!” called Ultimate Echo Echo. Heather was bombarded by sound waves and fell to the ground. Gwen tossed a large, pink mana blast and Kevin touched a rock to cover himself in the rock’s material. He then morphed his hand into a sword and slashed Heather. Max, Rusty, and Rook fired with their respective weapons and Reinrassic fired darts from his right arm. The darts projected fire when they fell at Heather’s feet. Heather passed out and fell. “You never did that before!” yelped Ultimate Echo Echo.

“And you never altered your creatures before,” replied Reinrassic. “All Atasians have found that your genetic repair has granted us powers based on those creatures.”

“So, you can control plants, too?” asked Ultimate Echo Echo as he cancelled his transformation and returned to being Ben.

“Not as well as Swampfire,” answered Reinrassic.

“Well, she’ll get out of it,” I replied, referring to Heather. “So, we best continue following Homer.”

“And leave my mother here?!” snapped Reinrassic. Asoorma then stirred. “Mother, are you all right?”

“Ooff!” moaned Asoorma. “That was…unpleasant!” She shook her head. “Although, I do have to admit, the genetic repair helped me recover faster. Perhaps there IS strength in mixing genetics. My thanks, Ben Tennyson.”

“No problem,” replied Ben. “Let’s get out of here.” Gaim and I cancelled our transformations and we all followed closely behind Homer.

“This is because I kicked you, isn’t it?” he grumbled. He had to extend some steps like bleachers, but he made it to the top. It took so long that the moon was out. “Ooh! I hate this place!” whined Homer. He then turned to the heavens. “Why am I here?!” A giant coyote’s head then appeared!

“There is a lesson you must learn,” said the coyote head.

“If it’s about laying off the insanity peppers,” answered Homer, “I’m way ahead of you.” The coyote head then turned into mist, then reformed as a normal sized, complete coyote…as normal as a talking coyote can be.

“No, I speak of a deeper wisdom,” it replied. “The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away, with a thousand thoughts at once.”

“Yeah, that’s me alright,” responded Homer.

“What thoughts?” whispered Reinrassic. He was sternly hushed by Asoorma. “Yes, mother,” he muttered.

“You must find your soulmate,” declared the coyote.

“Soulmate?” asked Homer.

“Your kindred spirit,” explained the coyote. “The one with whom you share an unspoken bond.” The coyote then ran off.

“Hey! Wait! COME BACK!” called Homer. Too late, the coyote was gone. “Aww!” Then, a whistle blew. Homer saw the source coming at him in the sky! “Ah! A ghost train! And so little time to get out of the way! Now less! Now none!” The idiot was plastered onto the cowcatchers of the train.

“Hop on!” I directed. Everyone got onto the door railings of the coaches as we flew through the air, went through a purple portal, and…


“D’OH!” exclaimed Homer. We all woke up in various areas of a golf course. My team and I were in the forest near the green while Homer was in a sand trap. We picked ourselves up and ran our hands over our faces. We were drenched in sweat.

“Those peppers must have hallucinogenic properties,” panted Rook.

“Heather and I ate some before we met you,” answered Asoorma.

“Why?!” I asked. “You know what, never mind, we still need to get Reinrassic’s badge back.”

“Badge?” asked Asoorma.

“Reiny’s a Plumber!” called Ben.

“And my first day is rather hectic,” muttered Reinrassic. “Wound up in this universe, lost my badge to that man, and ended up as a caged freak. My day was not going well until Ben B…Ben and his associates arrived.”

“…Reiny?” asked Asoorma. “How did you find out about my nickname for my son?”

“That’s why I was against being called Reiny!” wailed Reinrassic to Ben.

“Can we please?!” I protested.

“Wha…?” mumbled Homer. “The Golf Course? Maybe the desert was just a sand trap.” He started walking off. “Wherever my soulmate is, it’s not here.”

“After him!” I called. We followed him closely, staying out of sight. He wandered around Springfield and the weather changed. It became dark, rainy, and cold. Even with my furry dress, I shivered. Reinrassic and his mother seemed to be doing just fine. “How are you looking so fit?!” I shivered.

“Highbr…Atasians…function better in colder climates,” replied Asoorma.

“Granted, we would prefer snow,” continued Reinrassic, “but, what’s the phrase ‘Them’s the breaks’.”

“You seem to be catching up on Earth expressions faster than I am,” mused Rook.

“It’s nothing but trial and error,” remarked Reinrassic. Homer managed to lead us to the pier. He stopped at a dock and sat down.

“I give up!” he called. He then saw something. “Huh? What’s that blinking light?” He then realized something. “The lighthouse keeper! The loneliest man in the world! He’ll understand me!” He took control of a salvage boat, got the boat’s crane to get something from the water, and move it onto the dock. He pushed it to the roof of a building and climbed up. He then broke the glass ceiling with his sonic belch and fell through. There was toxic waste in there, so Homer activated the sprinklers to wash it away. He then burst through the window and made it to a long wooden path stretching to the lighthouse. He started running out of breath. “I give up!” he wailed again.

“Find your soulmate, Homer,” urged the coyote’s voice. “Find your soulmate!”

“Where?! Where?!” called Homer.

“This is just your memory,” replied the coyote’s voice. “I can’t give you any new information.” That confused me, as I know we all heard it. Homer pressed on and made it to the small island the lighthouse was based. We used rowboats to get there. As we landed, Homer was climbing up the rocks that made up the island. As he did, the Plumber’s badge fell out of his pocket! Reinrassic claimed it and polished it.

“Mission accomplished!” I called. That was when Heather again attacked us. She punched Asoorma and got some sort of quarter-circle from her.

“MOTHER!” yelped Reinrassic.

“That’s one!” cheered Heather. “Three to go, and I’ll have my own Apocalypse Driver!”

“Earl!” called Homer. “My new friend’s name is Earl!”

“Ta-ta!” bid Heather as she made a portal.

“Stop!” I shouted. Too late. She went through. I let my shoulders droop. Reinrassic patted me on the back in a “there-there” fashion. “You know,” I muttered, “maybe it’ll get nowhere. Even so, I’d like to see how Homer’s mysterious voyage bears fruit.” We climbed up, getting battered by wind and flying debris, adding to our bruises with Heather, and made it inside. We climbed up the stairs and made it to the lighthouse’s bulb. We stayed out the door while Homer looked around. He then saw, on a computer screen, that Earl was an acronym for Electronic Automatic Robotic Lighthouse.

“A machine?!” wailed Homer. “Earl’s a machine?! Oh, that’s just perfect! Homer’s desperate search for a soulmate has yielded a lighthouse keeping robot! Oh, WOW!” He then looked out the window. “Alone! I’m alone! I’m a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!” We then heard footsteps. We got out of the person’s way as she made it to Homer. “Oh! MARGE!” called Homer happily. They ran towards each other and embraced one another, kissing deeply. Once the embrace broke off, Homer said to the heavens “In your face, space coyote!” A seagull then smacked against the window, startling Homer, causing him to barrel into us and fall down the stairs, becoming more bruised than ever! At that point, Asoorma asked to go home while Reinrassic asked to return with Ben. I opened a portal for Asoorma and summoned one for us. That’s why we’re so battered, your Majesty.

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Chapter 52

When you had left, your Majesty, I was getting myself ready for a tour of After Academy. All of a sudden, I saw Team 10 rushing to the portal. I headed after them and saw Rusty about to jump after them! “HEY!” I called. “What’s going on here?!”

“No time to talk!” rushed Ben. “Plumber in trouble!”

“What?” I asked.

“The intergalactic police force of Ben’s universe,” explained Rusty. “I’m going with them.”

“Just a sec!” I protested. “We can’t…!” The portal opened and Team 10 jumped in.

“Wait for me!” called Rusty as she jumped in.

“Stop!” I demanded as I followed after them. Too late. We landed back in Springfield. “What were you thinking?!” I berated. “Do you have any notion what Megumi’s gonna do to us?! We’re in a state of emergency! She ordered all hands on deck!”

“We have got to get whatever Plumber is in danger,” countered Rook.

“Without backup?!” I wailed. “Just get Megumi!”

“We can’t wait for her!” protested Max. “We’re going!”

“No one’s going anywhere!” I demanded.

“Too late for that,” remarked Kevin.

“Rusty, talk some sense into these guys!” I snapped.

“I did. Why do you think I joined them?” answered Rusty.

“RUSTY!” I protested.

“We can’t leave a person in distress,” insisted Rusty. “For all we know that person could be taken by Vortech.”

“What would Plumbers supply Vortech with?!” I argued.

“All that tech, for one thing,” replied Kevin.

“And he could use the Plumbers to get to Galvan and get into Azmuth’s schematics of the Omnitrix,” figured Gwen.

“He could also play you guys for fools and plant a fake signal to get the Omnitrix!” I replied. “That thing is the Foundation Element of your universe!”

“We can’t risk letting a potential Plumber be captured!” snapped Max. There was a tone of finality. I sighed.

“There’s no talking you out of this, is there?” I sighed. Everybody shook their heads. “All right, but we stick to the shadows! I don’t want to interfere with any events in this universe.”

“Agreed,” complied Max.

“All right, let’s find that Plumber and get out of here as quickly as possible,” I declared. We headed down a street, staying out of sight as we followed the beacon marker on the Omnitrix. It stopped when we reached a house. Ben slapped the Omnitrix for a bit, but nothing happened.

“Of course!” hissed Ben. “Why WOULDN’T you lose it?!”

“Er, Ben,” stopped Rook, “I think the Omnitrix has found the source, actually.”

“What?” asked Ben. Rook pointed into a house, the house belonging to Homer and his family. They were having a meal and Homer was trying to read the paper when he noticed something.

“Hey! Who cut something out of my paper?!” he quizzed. He looked around the table to see Bart eating and Marge cutting the bottom of the cereal box out. Homer was clueless. After a few seconds, the phone rang. Homer got up and headed over to get it. It was then that I saw a disc with the Omnitrix symbol on it in his rear pocket.

“A Plumber’s badge?” yelped Max.

“How did he acquire one?” asked Rook.

“We need to talk to him,” I declared.

“I thought you said…” hissed Rusty.

“We’re only getting answers,” I assured. Homer then picked up the phone.

“Yello?” began Homer. “Oh! Hi, Lenny! …No, why would I need a ride this afternoon?” At that point, Marge decided it was time to vacuum the house. “TO THE BIG ANNUAL WHAT?” shouted Homer over the phone. Marge then “accidentally” bumped the phone’s plug loose with the vacuum cleaner and the call disconnected. “Ah, well,” mused Homer as the phone went dead. “If it was big and annual, I’m sure they would have mentioned it in the newspaper.” He then got a drumstick, but the dog grabbed it. “Yeah, it’s a lazy, dog-dangling afternoon,” muttered Homer. “But, something’s a little off.” He sniffed the dog’s mouth and then waved his hand in front of his nose. “I gotta go get some fresh air,” he said. He went outside to get the aforementioned fresh air and inhaled deeply. He then sniffed more quickly. “What’s that smell?” he yelped. He sniffed again. “Onions…chili powder…cumin…juicy ground chuck! It’s chili! Oh my god! I’m missing the chili cook-off!” He then ran into that pink car of his and took off! The Omnitrix beeped as Homer drove through the street at high speeds!

“We’ll never catch up to him now!” wailed Kevin.

“I can, with XLR8,” offered Ben. He selected an alien and then changed shape. He grew black fur on the torso, blue fur on the head, forearms, and lower legs, spikes on the limbs, and a black, furry, Wolverine style mask around his green eyes. “FASTTRACK!” he shouted. He looked himself over. “Fasttrack’s good,” he mused. “Stronger than XLR8. I can carry some people!”

“But a Citrakayah’s braking is subpar compared to a Kineceleran,” remarked Rook.

“No time to argue!” I directed. “Ben, take your team and get after him! Rusty and I will catch up!” Fasttrack nodded and grabbed his friends as he took off.

“How ARE we going to catch up to him?” asked Rusty.

“With a little horsepower!” I joked as I summoned my horse. “Hop on!” I said. We mounted my horse and followed Fasttrack. We weaved through the streets to arrive at the park where a festival dedicated to chili was taking place. Homer parked and we crashed into the car. Homer either didn’t hear or wasn’t paying attention as he headed to a man’s booth. The sign read “Firehouse Ned’s Five Alarm Chili.”

“Five alarm chili, eh?” mused Homer. He got a sample and tasted it. “Hmm, one…two…hey, what’s the big idea?!”

“That can’t be right!” protested Max. “Five Alarm Chili makes you break into a sweat!”

“Let me try,” replied Ben. He got a sample as Homer wandered off. Ben tasted…and started sweating. “Hot! Hot!! HOT!!! WATER!!!” The man running the booth gave him milk and Ben guzzled it. He stopped after a few seconds.

“That guy must have a high spicy threshold,” I mused. I took a peek, wanting to try it, but no chance. It had beef. “Never mind,” I groaned. Homer stopped at his boss’s Yale Style Saltpeter chili. He took a sample and tasted it.

“Hmm, a bland, timid entry,” he critiqued. Mr. Burns didn’t like that. He threatened to fire Homer as Homer walked away laughing. The last one had Chief Wiggum, a caged creature, and mice surrounding the place. Chief Wiggum was pointing his gun at the mice but didn’t pull the trigger. Ben got a closer look at the creature, then howled with laughter.

“Reinrassic III is afraid of mice?!” he snorted.

“BEN BEN TENNYSON!” wailed Reinrassic. “GET THESE THINGS AWAY FROM ME!”

“I got this,” assured Ben as he selected an alien. “BIG CHILL!” he whispered. He then phased through the cage, made Reinrassic intangible, and got him out. He joined us as Homer shooed the mice away.

“Not! One! Word!” warned Reinrassic.

“How about two?” whispered Big Chill. “Scaredy Cat!”

“Ben!” chided Gwen.

“What?” asked Big Chill as he changed back into Ben. “I’ve never seen an Atasian scared of mice!”

“In any case,” sighed Reinrassic, “I’m glad to see you. I wondered if my distress call with my new Plumber’s badge would get through to anyone.”

“New Plumber’s badge?” quizzed Ben. “You joined the Plumbers?”

“One of my people is a bailiff on Coda Coda with Judge Domstol, why not an Atasian Plumber?” asked Reinrassic.

“You realize that this is rather awkward as we’ve never had an active politician serving before,” remarked Max.

“Guys, hold on,” I hissed. “I think Homer’s about to try that chili!” He was given a spoonful and gulped it down.

“More, please,” requested Homer. Chief Wiggum looked surprised and did as requested. Homer ate a bigger helping, then laughed. “Well, Chief, don’t quit your day job! Whatever that is!” He walked away, then started screaming, then started clutching his stomach. “I don’t feel so good!” he mumbled. He then passed out. There was no meat in Chief Wiggum’s chili, so I decided to show how high my spicy threshold was. It’s unusually high for any human, I can tell you right now.

“Gimme!” I demanded to Chief Wiggum. He gave me a sample. I waited for the kick, and I didn’t wait long! This thing was above MY threshold! “GARAM! PAANEE!” (HOT! WATER!) I screamed before passing out.


I stirred from my spice-induced fainting; my vision was a little blurry. I could see other shapes but couldn’t focus. Eventually, my vision cleared. I could see my friends and allies getting up and that we were in some sort of desert. Reinrassic was fanning himself with his green arm. “The moment when I wish to be blended with a Necrofriggian!” he complained.

“Allow me,” offered Ben as he selected an alien. He became a blue iguana like alien with three dorsal fins running down the back and gills on each side of the head. “ARCTIGUANA!” shouted the new alien. “Eh, it’ll do.” He breathed onto the ground and formed ice. We all reveled in the cool air.

“Much better,” sighed Reinrassic. “You have my gratitude.”

“That’s a big change from the last time we were in a desert,” recalled Arctiguana.

“What are you doing here?” asked Kevin.

“It wasn’t by choice!” protested Reinrassic. “I had just passed the final exam and was given my Plumber’s badge when a portal opened up. I was deposited near the nuclear power plant and found myself talking to a ghost. I believe she called herself Heather.” Team 10 gasped.

“Did she dress as Isosceles Right Triangle Vreedle?” asked Rook.

“And talk like her?” asked Arctiguana.

“I am familiar with these Vreedles,” replied Reinrassic, “and, to answer both questions, yes.”

“Great, her ghost is haunting the multiverse!” hissed Arctiguana.

“You know her?” quizzed Reinrassic.

“We met her and felt the attitude was familiar,” replied Gwen,

“Er…well…yes,” muttered Reinrassic as he shifted uncomfortably.

“I don’t understand,” I commented.

“The Atasians when they called themselves the Highbreed,” explained Rusty, “were much like my old colleagues.”

“We were hell-bent on bringing the galaxy down with us,” continued Reinrassic. “We believed so much in racial purity that it led to inbreeding, loss of resistance to disease, and sterility. For a while, I was part of the last generation of Atasians. Until Ben Ben Tennyson helped me and my people.”

“Er…Ben Ben?” I asked.

“He introduced himself as such,” answered Reinrassic.

“Er…Reinrassic III,” interjected Rook, “I do not believe that is true.”

“I don’t understand,” said Reinrassic.

“He was saying Ben pause Ben, like a comma,” replied Rook. Reinrassic scratched his head, then got a tablet out.

“Computer, remind me to review Human grammar when we are in a safer place,” he directed. “I’m unfamiliar with this…comma.” The tablet pinged to show his reminder was set and he put it away.

“So, you were sucked up by a portal,” whispered Arctiguana. “Was it blue?”

“Er, yes,” replied Reinrassic. “What relevance does that have?”

“It’s a dimensional rift,” I explained. “My team uses them to get the Foundation Elements.”

“So, how did you get in the cage?” asked Arctiguana as the Omnitrix beeped and flashed red.

“When I arrived here, I was thrown in that cage by Heather’s ghost and carted around as a sideshow attraction for 3 days!” snarled Reinrassic. “That was when I activated the distress signal, dropped the badge, and saw that man pick it up!” He pointed to Homer, who was waking up. “Now I REALLY understand what an Appoplexian feels like at the circus!”

“We’re trying to stop that nonsense,” assured Max.

“What’s happening to me?!” called Homer’s voice. I then got an idea.

“Homer usually solves his problems through pure luck and accident,” I replied. “Maybe, we can use him to get to Heather.”

“Good idea!” cheered Rusty.

“Everybody cool enough?” I asked. Everybody nodded. “Then, follow Homer!” I said. We stayed out of sight as Homer wandered through the desert.

“Where am I? Shelbyville?” asked Homer to himself. He stopped at a pond with fish flying ABOVE it. When he approached the pond, the fish went into the water and it turned into glass! Homer took out a can of Buzz cola, drank it, then belched out a long belch, causing the glass to shatter and let a snake circle the island in the pond. It released a jump pad for Homer, then slithered off. “Man, this is crazy!” muttered Homer. “I hope I don’t brain my damage!”

“Too late,” whispered Kevin. Gwen elbowed him. “Ow! What?!” said Kevin.

“SHH!” I hissed. Homer used the jump pad and we followed after him. He wandered for a while, muttering to himself.

“Okay, retrace your steps,” he said. “Woke up, fought with Marge, ate Guatemalan insanity peppers, then I…ooooooohhhh!” He then saw a rock move and release a butterfly that dropped a crank near a gap’s edge and flew off. The crank was on his side of the gap. “Ooookkaaaaay,” muttered Homer, “I think I’m gonna be leaving now.” He turned the crank, and the sun started going up and down! “Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset, sunrise…” he went through that loop until the sun fell on his side and shattered into long panels! “Note to self: stop doing anything,” sighed Homer. Somehow, don’t ask me how, he was inspired to build a bridge out of the sun panels. The completed product stood upright, then fell as the gap shortened to the bridge’s length!

“This has GOT to be a drug trip!” I gulped. We went across the bridge and noticed that there was nothing to use except rocks.

“What?” roared Homer. “Rocks?! Nothing but rocks?! NO DONUTS?!! RGHERGRHGH! HOMER MAD!” He then grew to giant size and started smashing the rocks! After his tantrum, he noticed that the rocks he smashed spelled out “HELP”. As he shrank and admired his handiwork, he noticed a rock crawling away. “Hey, buddy!” he shouted. “Get back there with the other rocks!” He went after it to discover it was an animal. “Huh? A tortoise?” The tortoise was spelling something out. “‘Follow the…’” read Homer. “OH! This must be why I’m here! Follow the what?! Follow the what?!! Hurry up!” Someone landed on him at that point. “D’OH!” The person scuttled off, leaving Homer to pick himself up and follow the tortoise. The person came to us, hoping to find some normality. He was a young man in an orange jacket vest and khakis. He looked around.

“Oh, good, he’s the only one from that world!” he sighed.

“You mean Springfield?” asked Reinrassic. The young man got a look, then grinned.

“So, a rebellious Inves?” he mused. He then got out a Sengoku Driver and a Lockseed with an orange on it. “That, I can understand.” He brought the lock arm up and it spoke.

“ORANGE!” it announced. The zipper in the sky then appeared, opened, and let a metal orange hover over him.

“Henshin!” called the man as he put the Lockseed into the belt. He lowered the lock arm.

“Lock on!” announced the belt. Unlike the rock and roll tune of Bravo’s belt, his played a tune like a Japanese War horn remixed. He then lowered the knife and opened the Lockseed. “Soiya! Orange Arms! Hanamichi! (In the spotlight!) On Stage!” The metal orange landed on his head, created a blue undersuit, and then unfolded to make a chest plate, shoulder pads, and back armor to reveal an orange samurai helmet. He then pulled out a short sword with an orange slice blade.

“Koko kara wa ore no stage da!” he declared. My belt translated it as “This is my stage now!” He charged at Reinrassic and swung his sword. Reinrassic dodged and tried to get out of the fight.

“Oh, for the love of…!” I hissed. I drew out my i.d tag. “Henshin!” I then inserted it into my belt and transformed. I activated my bagh naka and blocked the new Rider’s blade.

“What are you doing?!” yelped the Rider.

“That’s not an Inves, whatever that is!” I protested. “That’s the leader of the Atasian race from another universe!” The Rider stopped struggling and backed off.

“You’re…not an enemy?” he asked Reinrassic.

“Clearly,” commented Reinrassic.

“Oops,” gulped the Rider. “That’s embarrassing for a man of my stature. I became a god of a new world.”

“So, we’re good now?” I asked.

“We’re good,” assured the Rider as he closed the Lockseed and took it off.

“Lock off!” announced the belt as the suit disappeared.

“Let’s start over,” sighed the man. “I’m Kazuraba Kōta, Kamen Rider Gaim.” We went through more introductions and told Kōta about what was going on. “Then, we need to follow Homer!” commented Kōta.

“The tracks are still fresh!” called Reinrassic. “This way!” We charged off after him.