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Chapter 4

“We are at this strange beast’s mercy,” called Gandalf as we tumbled through the vortex, “and I do not trust where it is leading us! We must get out!”

“Agreed,” confirmed Batman.

“How do you propose we do that?” asked Hiroki.

“Driver,” Xiomara asked my belt, “can’t you lead us out of here?”

+NEGATIVE+ replied my belt. +VORTEX IS NOT OF DRIVER ORIGIN+

“I have an idea!” called Lukas. “Fräulein Wyldstyle, Batman and I need your scanner!”

“We do?” asked the Dark Knight. He then got the idea and took out a micro-toolkit from his utility belt. Lukas had a habit of carrying various bits of tech with him. Wires, circuit boards, antennae, lights, it always went with him. Wyldstyle tossed Batman the scanner as he explained what he realized Lukas was saying. “If Lukas and I can locate whatever’s generating this rift, then we can disrupt it!” They set to work as they fixed an antenna on the back of the scanner. The light on top started glowing yellow as it made noises.

“Does that mean it worked?” asked Gandalf. The vortex then took us down a sharp curve.

“I think we’re about to find out!” replied Irina.


The dimension we hurtled towards seemed to be a piece of architecture floating in space. It was colored gray with blue, pulsating lines and circles peppering the place. It was very dark at that place. Inside the place, there was a square platform with a blue, metal circle with eight spokes not touching each other in the center. The circle had five, purple, shield-like objects on the upper parts. The entire thing was sitting on a screen with a folding panel on each side. It had various blue lines on the platform proper and had two L shapes facing each other and a circle in the center. A small box was standing on its end with an antenna and a couple of pincer arms rested on either side of the giant blue circle. First, the right L shape glowed purple, then the left L shape glowed white, finally the circle glowed blue. The vortex opened inside the circle as we were thrown out of the vortex. Wyldstyle landed on Hongo, Irina and Sheela, Hiroki, Lukas, and Emmanuel landed on me, Batman was under Mikhail, Haitao, Tanisha, and Xiomara, and Emily, Tonje, Livia and Gandalf were on top of Joshua. We all picked ourselves up, well, the rest of us, I sat down to smooth my dress. That’s when something pinged somewhere in my body. “Line up!” I called. Everyone lined up and I started counting noses. I counted myself as one and went from right to left. After I finished, I recounted because I was short one. Something didn’t click in my brain and it was frustrating me. “Richard, can you help me out here?” I asked. There was no reply. “Richard, I asked you a…a…er…Dame Emily, where’s your brother?!” I realized why my count came up short, Richard was missing. As we called his name, I felt myself rise from the floor. A thought went into my head. “My friends,” I requested, “I want you to look at the bottom of my dress and tell me if you see anything sticking out. I hope I’m wrong, but I think I’m sitting on Richard.”

“Meg, I think I see Richard’s hand!” called Tanisha. I slightly snarled as I hate being called “Meg”. I looked down to see a hand trying to get away from the underside of my dress. I got up to release Richard. He was gasping for air as the floor’s imprints were on his face.

“I couldn’t breathe under there!” he gasped. As he caught his breath, he looked at the machine. “Er, Lukas, you’re our tech wiz. Are machines supposed to shake like that?” Lukas turned to see what he was talking about.

“Only when they’re about to explode!” he yelped.

“HIT THE DECK!” I shouted as I wrapped my arms around Richard and fell backwards. Everyone else dove for the floor and made themselves as flat as possible. The machine did as Lukas predicted, burying the shrapnel in the walls. The explosion opened a portal and sucked the shields into it. The pull dragged us towards the portal, but it closed before we could go in.

“Well,” called Wyldstyle to Batman and Lukas, “I don’t quite know what you two did, but we’re still alive.”

“Are you sure?” groaned Gandalf.

“This technology looks advanced,” mused Lukas. “My guess? That gateway created the rift that brought us here.”

“Erm, which gateway?” asked Gandalf.

“The one that exploded!” snapped Batman.

“Hm, then perhaps…” said Hongo.

“We should rebuild it!” finished Wyldstyle. Everyone picked themselves up again, well, mostly everyone. I was keeping Richard lying on top of me. He tried to get up, but I didn’t let him.

“Meg, if it’s about that dress thing,” he said, “let me remind you that those events were beyond our control.”

“Nevertheless,” I replied in a teasing tone, “you were under a lady’s dress. I’m not letting you go until you’ve made an apology to me.”

“What?!” protested Richard. “That’s absurd! Let me up!”

“You will not?” I replied in the same teasing tone. I then took a pretentious British accent. “Then thy sentence shall be to remain in this maiden’s embrace until the end of time!”

“All right!” he snapped. “My fair princess, this humble and wretched knight doth plead mercy for the despicable act he was party to!”

“Apology accepted,” I giggled as I released Richard. He got up and helped me up. “In all seriousness,” I said as I smoothed my dress again, “we need to fix that machine. If the upgrades to Wyldstyle’s scanner were made properly, that thing was the only thing keeping the vortex stable and is our only way out of this mess.”

“The shrapnel is embedded in pretty high places,” responded Irina. “How are we all going to get it down?”

“My magic can help,” announced Gandalf.

“I’m pretty athletic,” supplied Wyldstyle.

“My batarangs should get it down,” mused Batman.

“My kicks should be able to loosen the shrapnel,” said Hongo.

“What about us?” asked Richard. “I don’t wanna stand here and look pretty and I know you don’t either, my lady.”

+SOLUTION IS EASY+ replied my belt. +MEGUMI MUST PLACE HER HAND ON SOMEONE LIKE UNIT HONGO, UNIT GANDALF, UNIT BATMAN, OR UNIT WYLDSTYLE+ I blinked and looked at Hongo.

“I have no idea what your belt is planning, Megumi-san,” he said, “but go ahead.” I shrugged, then placed my hand on Hongo’s shoulder. All the circles in our belts flashed blue before they spat out an i.d tag. Our own i.d tags had imagery that related to our respective rider forms. These all looked the same with red insect eyes on top and the first Kamen Rider symbol on the bottom, all of it on a green background.

“How do we use these?” asked Lukas.

+ACTIVATE YOUR ARMOR+ responded my belt. +ONCE DONE, PRESS THE RED BUTTON TO EJECT THE IDENTIFICATION TAG AND INSERT THE NEW IDENTIFICATION TAG INTO THE SLOT+

“Let me try,” called Hiroki. He grabbed his i.d tag and struck the same pose he took when we met Hongo. “HENSHIN!” he said. He put the i.d tag into the belt and jumped through the blue circle to form his samurai-esque suit, thus becoming Kamen Rider Sengoku. “Now, where’s the button?”

+ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BUCKLE+ replied my belt. Sengoku found said button, pressed it, and his belt spat out his i.d tag. The instant that happened, most of his armor disappeared. All that were left were the eyes, antennae, the crest on his helmet, and the purple undersuit. He put the new i.d tag into the slot. Then, two halves of a coffin like object appeared at either side. Hiroki was trying to get away, but to no avail. Finally, the coffin snapped on him and trapped him inside.

“HIROKI NEE-SAN!” I shouted. For a minute, I thought I had lost my brother. Thank God I was proven wrong when I heard a voice from inside the coffin.

“Ichigō Steel!” announced the voice. The coffin, or rather, wardrobe, then dissolved to reveal Sengoku in new armor. The helmet looked a lot like Ichigō’s helmet. In fact, the armor had taken on the appearance of Hongo in his suit. Sengoku checked himself for any pain. I ran forward and hugged him, thinking I’d lost another family member. Let’s just say, that’s my greatest fear.

“Nee-san, I’m okay,” assured Sengoku, patting my back to reassure me. “Just slightly tingly.” I released Sengoku and came up with a plan.

“All right, with 20 of us,” I announced to the whole group, “fixing the gateway shouldn’t be a problem. Once I get the Batman, Wyldstyle, and Gandalf i.d tags, we’ll split into teams of four. Hongo’s team will get the shrapnel down from that wall near the right of the gateway. Batman’s team will take care of the upper right shrapnel in the back. Gandalf’s team will deal with the upper left at the back. Wyldstyle’s team will get the shrapnel on the left most ledge. Let’s see, Hiroki, Xiomara, Richard, and myself will be with Hongo-san. Batman will have Emmanuel, Lukas, Tanisha, and Tonje. Mikhail, Livia, Haitao, and Sheela will assist Gandalf. That leaves Team Wyldstyle with Michael, Irina, Emily, and Joshua. Your respective leader’s will instruct you on how to get the shrapnel down.” I then placed my hand on Batman’s, Gandalf’s, and Wyldstyle’s shoulders and got their i.d tags. Since Sengoku was already transformed. He just went to Hongo’s side. Batman Steel, as his teams’ belts had called it, had the cape, the cowl, and the gauntlets on gray armor with the Batman logo on it. Wyldstyle Steel had the hood, the graffiti job, and the ponytail on the armor. Gandalf steel had the hat and robes “Everybody ready?” I asked. Everyone confirmed. “Let’s get to it! Hongo-san, what do you think we should do?”

“I was going to kick at the area the shrapnel was embedded in,” replied Hongo, “but with five people, it will go by faster. I just need to change.” He then struck the same pose as in his native dimension. “Rider…HENSHIN!” He leapt over us and changed into his suit.

“Is that…really necessary?” asked Kamen Rider Guard, Richard, in his Ichigō Steel.

“Considering that part of the belt is voice activated, yes,” responded Ichigō.

“Wait, that’s why you say that?!” cried Sengoku, slightly disappointed.

“Enough of that,” countered Ichigō. “On three, we use our Rider Kick. Are you ready?”

“Let’s do this!” called Kamen Rider Seeker, Xiomara. “Vamonos!”

“Ichi! Ni! San!” counted Ichigō. We all jumped into the air at an incredible height and propelled ourselves feet first towards the shrapnel.

“RIDER KICK!” we all shouted. The impact of five super-powered kicks got all the shrapnel out.

“Holy Child!” yelped Guard. “Those kicks pack some power!”

“I wonder what the other teams are doing?” quizzed Seeker.


Batman and his team were trying to get the shrapnel down, but the batarangs were coming up short.

“COME ON!” shouted Kamen Rider Swing, Tonje. Kamen Rider Hunt, Tanisha, sat down, wracking her brains for a solution, when she spotted something that could easily be hooked.

“Guys,” she called, “what if that thing hides some form of raised platform?” The others looked to see the hook she was talking about.

“It looks thick,” observed Batman. “The cable of my grapple gun might snap. Loath though I am to admit it, but since a twin attack by Lex Luthor and the Joker on Gotham proved I can’t do everything on my own, I think I’m going to need some help with this one.” Team Batman got their grapple guns and fired at the hook. The cables went taut as they all pulled and pulled and pulled until the hook pulled aside the blockage that prevented the platform from rising. It finally rose to a height where the batarangs could loosen the shrapnel up. Once loose enough, it fell to the ground.


Gandalf and his team had found another blockage on a rising platform, but there was no hook. Gandalf was teaching the team how to use magic and use a simple levitation spell. The spell allowed some stair to pop up so they could climb it and use magic to wiggle the shrapnel out. Once done, it fell to the floor. “I do believe you could all be excellent magic folk,” praised Gandalf.

“Excellent!” cheered Kamen Rider Claw, Sheela.


Wyldstyle was trying to yank a cylinder down so a connection to the floor could be made. The operative word being “trying”. She managed to jump high and catch the cylinder’s edge, but she couldn’t get it down. “Can’t believe I’d say this, but I need more weight!” she said. Her team then leapt up and grabbed hold, pulling the cylinder down. It made a connection with the floor and raised two walls. Wyldstyle and her team effortlessly wall jumped to the top and got the shrapnel down with a sharp tug. It fell to the floor and it all turned into Lego bricks, for some odd reason. Then…it happened. At first, I didn’t believe it, but Kamen Rider Outback, Joshua, rubbed his eyes.

“Am I the only one seeing this?” he asked.

“Numbers near the giant Lego bricks?” asked Kamen Rider Touché, Emily.

“Ah, Master Builder Vision,” said Wyldstyle. “Tell me, do you guys feel a need to build? To create? To make something without instructions?” They all nodded. “Then act on it. Rebuild the gateway!” The new Master Builders then got to work and rebuilt it perfectly! Once finished, a platform raised with four cylinders inside. It looked like a vehicle could go through.

“Stand aside,” said Batman. “Let the Batmobile take care of this.” We canceled our transformations as we stepped aside to let the Batmobile drive on the new thing. It took a while, leaving Batman to drum his fingers on the wheel. Eventually, the accelerator switch stopped automatically and the Batmobile reversed. Everything started glowing blue.

“Re-routing from back-up power,” said a voice. “All systems are go. Limited system functionality restored.”

“Limited system functionality?” asked Wyldstyle. “Am I gonna lose an arm if I go through that thing?” It was still shaking as it generated a portal.

“It does look unstable,” said Batman.

“I saw some glowing parts get sucked into it,” said Hongo. “They must have been important.”

“Well,” said Gandalf, “it seems to be…alive, at least.”

“My relic scanner’s showing that there’s definitely something through there,” said Wyldstyle.

“Could it be leading us to the missing pieces?” asked Emmanuel.

“Could be,” said Batman as he pondered.

“Or MetalBeard?” said Wyldstyle.

“Couldn’t be,” said Batman. Wyldstyle hmphed at this.

“If it can lead to here,” I said, “then it could lead us to our friends and family.” That’s when a voice that sounded like it had a lot of rum screamed from the vortex.

“That’s MetalBeard!” said Wyldstyle. “He’s in trouble! Or, he’s happy. He uses ‘Aar!’ for a lot of things. Either way, we have to find him!”

“Gear up, everyone!” I said as I mounted my horse. AS everyone got on their respective vehicles or horses, I gave the command. “Let’s ride!” We all charged through the portal. Where will we end up? We don’t know.

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Chapter 3

The vortex had dumped us in a dark city. Hongo stopped his bike to look around while I decided now would be a good time to berate his recklessness. “What were you thinking?!” I berated. “For all you know, you could have ended up in a hellhole!”

“Anything to save my friend!” he argued back.

“And if you died the instant you stepped into that hellhole?!” I countered. I’ll spare you the argument as Xiomara did the smart thing and asked a passerby where we are. She squeed at the answer.

“I DON’T BELIEVE IT!” she shouted in joy, interrupting my argument with Hongo. “We get to see Wayne Manor, Wayne Tower, The GPD Station, we might even see him riding the streets with his son/sidekick!”

“See who?” quizzed Richard. “Where are we?”

“We’re in Gotham!” replied Xiomara.

“Gotham?!” gulped Emmanuel. “I have no desire to be jumped by a clown, given a lose-lose choice by Two-Face…” Someone zoomed by us. “…Or end up on Bane’s fists,” continued Emmanuel as he saw the figure.

“That was Bane?” I gulped, a little terrified.

“What were those green crystals?” asked Hongo.

“Green crystals?” mused Xiomara. “It couldn’t be…I mean, what reason would he…?” Her thoughts were interrupted when a red motorcycle zoomed by followed by a black, tank-like vehicle. This vehicle had a bat-like motif. Three guesses what the vehicle is.

“After them!” I called. “We can get answers from Batman!”

“Bat-Man?! Shocker’s here?! He’s mine!” declared Hongo. He boarded his bike and sped off.

“Oh no, this is bad!” gulped Hiroki. “Shocker had a monster called Kōmori Otoko!”

“Bat-Man!” I translated. “Hongo has the wrong idea! After him!” We mounted our horses and took off. Ahead of us, Bane had dropped several green crystals. One of them bounced into the red motorcycle rider’s hands.

“HEY!” shouted the rider, Robin. “NO LITTERING!” He examined the crystal as the Batmobile drove up alongside him. “What does Bane want with all this kryptonite, Batman?” he asked.

“What everyone wants with kryptonite,” replied Batman, “to take down Superman. But not today! Cut him off at the bridge, we’ll have him cornered!”

“Okay, Batman!” confirmed Robin.

“Get away from him!” called Hongo as he drew up alongside Robin. “A young boy like you shouldn’t be near a Shocker monster!”

“You should get out of here!” argued Batman. “We’re chasing a dangerous man!”

“The only danger here is a monster like you, Bat-Man!” shouted Hongo. “What’s Shocker planning?!”

“Hongo-san, stop!” called Hiroki as we drew alongside. “That’s not a Shocker monster! He’s a superhero!”

“Whoa!” yelped Robin as his bike started floating in the air. Batman sped ahead, not knowing what’s going on with Robin. He stopped at the bridge when Robin failed to show up.

“Aw,” fake-whined Bane, “and we were having such a nice chase!”

“Robin?” he asked over the radio. That’s when a portal opened in a wall and sucked Robin in along with the kryptonite in his hands! Batman saw this and turned the Batmobile into the portal. Hongo, who didn’t listen to us when we said Batman wasn’t a Shocker monster, sped off after him. I rolled my eyes.

“After them!” I called. We got our horses to go to the portal after Hongo and pounded through the vortex.


In another universe, a wizard dressed in gray got the rest of his nine-member party to get to the other side of a stone bridge over a chasm. His party consisted of four men about half a man’s height, a small bearded man about a few inches taller than the other four small ones, a man with long, blonde hair and pointy ears, and two other men with goatees. All of them were in some sort of medieval gear. They were running from some sort of giant, demon-like creature wreathed in flames and shadows. The wizard stopped in the middle of the bridge. One of the smaller people turned to see this. “You cannot pass!” defied the wizard.

“Gandalf!” called the small person, Frodo Baggins. The flames of the creature, the Balrog of Morgoth, intensified, hoping to scare Gandalf.

“I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor!” announced Gandalf, undaunted. He lit up a crystal at the top of his staff as the Balrog summoned a sword of flames. “The Dark Fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn!” The Balrog swung its sword at the wizard only for it to shatter upon impact with Gandalf’s magic shield. The Balrog roared in frustration at this as the rest of the Fellowship looked on. “Go back to the shadow!” snarled Gandalf. The Balrog put a foot on the bridge, summoned a whip of fire, and cracked it to the side. “YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!” roared Gandalf as he raised his sword and staff over his head. He then brought them down onto the bridge, enchanting it. The Balrog snorted, charged forward with the whip above its head, but the weight of the creature made its part of the bridge collapse. Durin’s Bane roared in anger as it tumbled into the chasm of what once was Khazad-dûm, now the Mines of Moria. As his foe tumbled, Gandalf turned and walked. That was when the Balrog, not about to be cheated of a victim, cracked its whip around Gandalf’s ankle and pulled him down. Gandalf dropped his sword, Glamdring, the Foe-Hammer, and his staff as he grabbed the bridge. Frodo rushed forward to save him but was held back by Boromir.

“GANDALF!” shouted Frodo. Gandalf struggled to pull himself up but couldn’t do so. He locked eyes with Frodo. They stared for a while in horror.

“Fly, you fools!” called Gandalf to the Fellowship. Then he did something that made their hearts shatter, he let go and tumbled after the Balrog. Frodo shouted no at the top of his lungs. As he fell, Gandalf caught up with Glamdring and caught it, diving after the beast. He swung the sword many times into the Balrog as, unbeknownst to him, you guessed it, our party of now eighteen came in through the portal. The Batmobile hit the sides of the chasm before the driver hit the seat eject button. As Batman landed on the Balrog, Hongo activated his belt, the wind pressure spinning the fan fast enough to form his suit. Our horses turned into flying machines as I dismounted mine. I grabbed my i.d tag, ready to activate my belt.

“HENSHIN!” I announced as I fell. As I flew through the blue circle I caught up with Ichigō who was about to strike Batman.

“Where’s Robin?!” Batman asked Gandalf.

“What?” replied Gandalf. He then saw the Balrog’s hand move towards Batman. “Behind you!”

“I said,” shouted Batman, while in the Balrog’s hand, “where’s Robin?!”

“My dear fellow,” replied Gandalf as he struck the Balrog to get it to let go of Batman, “I have no idea what you are talking about! Have you tried looking in a tree?!”

“Not a robin, Robin!” elaborated Batman as he got out of the Balrog’s grip. “He got sucked into a weird hole in Gotham, after the lunatics falling with us tried to stop our chase with an enemy of ours. I jumped in and it led me to you.” He was snatched by the Balrog again.

“And you are?” asked Gandalf. There was a brief silence.

“I’m Batman!” he replied. The Dark Knight pushed the fingers aside and threw a batarang at the Balrog’s eye. He grabbed Hongo and Gandalf, fired his grappling gun up the side of the chasm and they all zoomed upwards to the rest of the Fellowship of the Ring. I disembarked from the Balrog and hopped on my Rider Machine and the Feudal Nerd Society flew upwards to meet Hongo talking to Batman and Frodo hugging Gandalf in relief. Hongo had heard Batman’s backstory and Xiomara confirmed it.

“Oh dear,” he gulped. “Batman, I deeply apologize. I thought you were a monster servant of the organization that altered me into what I am now.”

“What are you anyway?” asked Batman. With Hiroki’s help, Hongo explained what a Kamen Rider is to Batman. Meanwhile, I fiddled with a blue button on my belt and summoned Hongo’s motorcycle, the Cyclone, the Batmobile, and Gandalf’s horse, Shadowfax. Gandalf broke off from his hug with Frodo to shake Batman’s hand.

“My thanks,” he said as he dusted his hat that Sam Gamgee handed him. “But, who are you, my young royals?” he asked us.

“I am Princess Megumi of the Feudal Nerd Society,” I introduced as I curtsied. I proceeded to introduce everyone else and explained about what’s going on. I was about to mention Vortech when we heard Frodo shout Gandalf’s name. We all turned to see Frodo getting sucked up by the portal!

“Frodo!” called Gandalf! “He has the One Ring! It cannot fall into the enemy’s hands!” He mounted Shadowfax and got him to run towards the portal. “Quickly, fly!”

“I’m not an actual bat, Gandalf!” countered Batman as he entered the Batmobile. Hongo got on the Cyclone and we, the F.N.S, mounted our steeds. We all entered the vortex and left the Fellowship of the Ring. Sam blinked.

“I s’pose we’ll just wait for them, then,” he mused.


I’m…not sure how to describe that specific part of the dimension we were about to arrive in. It seemed to be built on clouds, had a sort of Candy-Land feel to it, neon lights flashing everywhere, and a stage where a woman in a black hoodie with purple and blue graffiti style print on the front, black sweatpants, and black hair with a streak of purple and blue going across her right bangs and her left bangs held in a sideways ponytail on the left was in a dance-off with a pink, humanoid cat with yellow hooves for feet, blue furry hands, a human-like face, a cotton candy pink skirt, a pink shirt with puffy sleeves, a blue and white tail, and a blue horn in the middle of her forehead. They were being judged by a pirate that had a giant robot body with a shark on his right arm and cannons replacing his left hand, and his head being the only organic component with a metal beard like device holding it. Oddly enough, this guy was called MetalBeard. “Arr!” announced MetalBeard. “It be Wyldstyle who jigged the best!” He handed the woman a gold trophy. Wyldstyle held it up, her smiled framed by her freckles.

“THIS! DANCE-OFF! WAS! FIXED!” snarled the cat creature, Princess Unikitty, as her colors went from pink and white to orange and red briefly. She then calmed down. “I mean, well done, Wyldstyle!”

“Yes!” cheered Wyldstyle. “I mean, you know, whatever.” Then, MetalBeard, his treasure chest, and the trophy were under a portal in the sky and it started sucking them up. “Hey, wait!” said Wyldstyle as she grabbed the trophy. “That’s mine!”

“Arr!” called MetalBeard as he was sucked in with the treasure chest. “It be a Kraken, I know it!” The portal closed as it took MetalBeard.

“What the?!” cried a construction worker, who’s nametag read “Emmett”. “Where’d MetalBeard go?!” That was when we all came in. The landing was bumpy as we all landed on top of each other and another Batman. We picked ourselves up and dusted each other off.

“Batman?” yelped Wyldstyle as she pointed to our Batman. “Gandalf?!” She pointed to Gandalf. “Batman?” she pointed to the other Batman. Other Batman turned to Hongo.

“OW!” he snapped. “You landed on my back, man!”

“I’m Batman.” replied our Batman. Other Batman turned to our Batman.

“No,” he hissed, “I didn’t say…HEY! I’m Batman!”

“I’m Batman!”

“I’m Batman!”

“I’M BATMAN!”

“I’M BATMAN!” At that point, both Batmans were nose to nose, then proceeded to engage in a slap-fight.

“Oh, twins!” called Gandalf. “I wonder if one of them is evil?”

“Could be,” mused Hiroki. “There’s a monster version of him that Hongo fought.”

“Where did you come from?” asked Unikitty. “And why are there two Bat…mans? Bat…men? Batmens?” She faltered on the plural of Batman.

“There aren’t” replied our Batman as he tossed a batarang. “There’s only one Batman. I don’t know who the stiff is.” He caught the batarang as Other Batman tripped over his own cape.

“Hey!” he rasped.

“I think it’s backstory time again,” muttered Sheela. We all explained our situation and names. Unikitty jumped when she heard I was a princess that had a ruling style similar to hers.

“What sort of fun do you guys have?” she asked.

“We sort of let the wind take us wherever it wants us,” I explained. “It’s more fun that way.”

“Well,” cheered Gandalf, “this is all wonderful! Er, but I don’t suppose you saw a young Hobbit pass this way?”

“What’s a Hobbit?” asked Emmett.

“The only thing we saw was our friend, MetalBeard, getting dragged into a strange vortex,” Wyldstyle told us.

“From what the F.N.S. told us,” mused our Batman, “I think it was some kind of dimensional rift. Where is it?”

“It disappeared after it took him,” reported Emmet.

“What’s Hiro planning with hostages?” I mused to myself.

“So, you guys didn’t cause all of that?” asked Wyldstyle.

“Not possible,” replied Lukas. “We don’t have the technology.”

“Might I suggest we all set out on a quest to find this, er, ‘rift’, you say?” suggested Gandalf.

“A quest?!” asked Unikitty. “Let me go pack some rainbow builder’s bricks!” She skipped away.

“And I’ll get my wrench,” replied Emmet as he followed Unikitty. Wyldstyle lifted a panel to reveal some Lego bricks, built a vehicle, and the vehicle turned into a metal version of the thing.

“Whoa!” I called. “Master Builders at work!”

“We’re making a Master Builder Academy right now,” replied Wyldstyle. “So, quest time?”

“We shall be the Fellowship of the…” Gandalf didn’t get very far as a portal opened beneath all 20 of us as we fell through, screaming. After it closed, the Batman of that dimension got up.

“Fellowship of the Aaargh?” he asked. “That’s a terrible name!” That’s when Emmet and Unikitty came in with a chest of rainbow Lego bricks and a wrench.

“Aw!” cried Emmet. “They left without the whole gang?”

“Gang, shmang!” snarled Unikitty as she got mad. “They left without me!” She roared as her colors changed again.

“That guy wasn’t anything special,” remarked Other Batman. He tried doing some stunts but knocked himself out in the process.