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The Sorcerer’s Ascension: Part 6

“…I’m going to ask that question again,” said the Doctor, “and-.”

“My response will be the same!” replied the Bronze Dalek. “I require information from you and Davros!”

“You’re reconnected to Pathweb, yes?” asked Davros. “You can look everything up now.”

“I require outside information! Information that has not been uploaded to Pathweb!”

“And even though he’s your creator,” remarked the Doctor, “Davros is just as much an outsider to you as I am and an outsider’s views would give you ideas on how the rest of the universe sees the Time War.”

“Correct!” Davros bristled at the Bronze Dalek’s confirmation of the Doctor’s theory. “Now…tell me of the mutual defeat of the Daleks and the Time Lords! Tell me about the end of the Last Great Time War!”

“You already know most of it, but my friends don’t, so I’ll indulge,” said the Doctor. “The Daleks and my people, the Time Lords of Gallifrey, were at war with each other for the sake of time and space. In strictly linear terms, the war lasted for 400 years, but as the war involved time travel, it truly lasted through out eternity. Each side used time travel to try and undo the enemy’s victories.”

“That created splinter timelines and parallel universes and temporal paradoxes throughout the conflict,” continued Davros. “…But then, after my command ship flew into the jaws of the Nightmare Child, the Daleks destroyed the Time Lord city of Arcadia. That was when the entirety of the Dalek race summoned a mighty battlefleet to bombard Gallifrey and destroy it utterly! The Doctor, in her war incarnation, then tried to use a sentient superweapon that would destroy Gallifrey and the Dalek fleet alike!”

“But my previous and future incarnations at the time found a better alternative,” continued the Doctor. “We used our respective TARDIS’s to send Gallifrey into a pocket universe as the Dalek fleet bombarded the planet. It vanished to somewhere safer and the fleet destroyed itself in its own crossfire. Now, both Time Lords and Daleks alike are trying to rebuild, but with crises popping up and internal politics hampering the efforts…”

“…Neither side is at a stage to continue the war!” finished the Bronze Dalek. “Or to even conduct a new war on that scale!”

“No, thank goodness.”

“…That is all the information I require!” The Bronze Dalek then moved off.

“…I’ll be seeing you later,” said Davros as he left the cell block.

“…Well, that’s that,” said the Doctor.

“So, now that we have the information you needed,” remarked Coilzette, “what now, Doctor?”

“We need to get to their main command center, start tampering a little,” replied the Doctor.

“…Erm, Doctor,” said Calliope, “I don’t know how it’s escaped your notice, but the cells have the technological equivalent of an impenetrable force field.”

“Easy fix. Davros forgot rule one, something his original Kaled underlings had engrained in their training, even though they didn’t realize it.”

“What’s that?” asked Ssylphiel. The Doctor then pulled out her sonic screwdriver.

“Always empty the Doctor’s pockets when you take her prisoner!” declared the Doctor. She held the screwdriver near the force field emitter and switched it on. The screwdriver buzzed and the emitter sparked after a few seconds. The force field then shut down and the Doctor stepped out of her cell. “Jailbreak, anyone?”

“You have a technological version of a magic wand?” asked Ssylphiel in amazement. The Doctor bridled at this.

“That’s sonic screwdriver to you!” she snapped as she aimed the screwdriver at the force field emitter.


The few Daleks that stayed behind in the citadel were still patrolling the courtyard. “No life forms detected!” a Dalek said to its de facto Section Leader.

“Maintain vigilance!” ordered the Section Leader.

“Excuse me!” called a woman’s voice. All the Daleks turned their eyestalks in the general direction of the voice. It came from a rather dark corner of the courtyard. The Section Leader swiveled its dome to look directly at one of its subordinates.

“Investigate!” it ordered.

“I obey!” replied the Dalek. It trundled towards the dark corner and into the corridor surrounding the courtyard.

“Hi!” called Tysar, attracting the Dalek’s attention. “I think you want to exterminate me?”

“ALERT! ALERT! THAL PRESENCE DETECTED! EXTERMIN-!” The Dalek didn’t get very far in its warning as its eyestalk was whacked off by Bea’s tail! “MY VISION IS IMPARED! I CANNOT SEE! MY VISION IS IMPARED! ALERT! ALERT!” It fired wildly as a blinded Dalek usually does.

“NOW!” called Tysar as she, Shannon, Bea, and Lukas grabbed it. Tysar managed to get the gunstick out of the gun box and pointed it at the Dalek. “BACK AWAY!” Tysar warned her friends. They dove out of the way and Tysar fired at the Dalek’s midsection, causing it to explode.

“DALEK UNIT DISABLED!” called the Section Leader, having heard the noise. “CRUSH ALL RESISTANCE! EXTERMINATE!”

“With pleasure!” replied Tysar as she fired on the Daleks, causing them to blow up. After the noise of the explosions died down, she and her friends entered the courtyard.

“…Are they really-?” asked Lukas.

“Dead, yes,” sighed Tysar. “…Come on, let’s get three more gunsticks.”

“Hold on, you want to arm us with weapons of mass-?!” protested Bea.

“Nora can create ways for you to safely use them,” replied Tysar.

“How do you know?” asked Shannon.

“I don’t. I’m hoping.”

“Tysar, guns are forbidden here,” explained Lukas. “And in my home of the Aquarinix Empire. They’re too dangerous!”

“It’s true. Not even our soldiers use them,” confirmed Shannon.

“…My people hate guns as much as you,” sighed Tysar, “but against soulless creatures like the Daleks, we have no choice. It’s a matter of survival. …Look, we’ll destroy these things when this is all done. I promise.”


The Doctor and her group were at the command center of the stronghold. The Doctor was busy typing things out on the computer. “Lab, lab, lab, Davros must have a lab somewhere to put Egg’s research to good use,” she muttered.

“Doctor, can’t we just blow up the stronghold?” asked Ssylphiel.

“The Toymaker wants Davros sent back to our native universe,” replied the Doctor. “That implies, at least to me, that he needs to be kept alive. Besides, I need to know what he’s up to so I can properly tamper…aha! That’s it!”

“Doctor?” asked Calliope.

“Security feed of the lab Davros is using,” explained the Doctor. “Now we can learn what he’s using Egg’s research for.” On the screen, Anacassandra and Davros were talking.

“You’re certain this will work?” asked Anacassandra.

“All the research the Veteran conducted,” replied Davros, “indicates that it WILL work!”

“…Very well, but I still say it’s ludicrous.” By then, the Bronze Dalek entered the room.

“Why was I summoned?” it barked.

“You, my child, are needed for a great experiment!” replied Davros. “To properly utilize the full power of a Dalek’s soul!”

“You removed them, Davros. Remember?” scoffed the Doctor as everyone watched.

“Explain!” directed the Bronze Dalek.

“As your research indicated,” said Davros, “the force known as magic is powered by the very soul of a magic user.”

“Correct!” confirmed the Bronze Dalek.

“But we have used technology for so long that we do not tap into our soul,” continued Davros.

“Daleks have no souls!” barked the Bronze Dalek.

“That is incorrect, my child,” chuckled Davros. The Bronze Dalek twitched.

“Come on, there’s no way a Dalek has a soul,” scoffed the Doctor.

“You have proof that Daleks have souls?” asked the Bronze Dalek.

“That’s where I come in,” replied Anacassandra. “I have read deep into the hearts of every Dalek that I’ve come across…and you DO have souls.”

“What?!” protested the Doctor.

“She’s right,” said Calliope. “What she’s carefully avoiding saying, however, is that a Dalek’s soul is so twisted by hatred, much like her own soul and Davros’.”

“…But if magic is powered by the soul-!” gasped the Doctor.

“And magic used by a hate-filled soul is catastrophic enough,” said Ssylphiel.

“The casing is prepared!” called a Dalek Scientist.

“Excellent!” praised Davros. “Veteran, as you have the most intimate knowledge of how magic works, YOU shall inhabit the new casing!”

“…You are creating a Dalek Mage!” realized the Bronze Dalek.

“No!” protested the Doctor. “If the Daleks do that, they might just conquer all realities! We have to sabotage that casing!”

“Where’s the lab?!” asked Coilzette.

“STAY WHERE YOU ARE!” shrieked a Dalek as three of them entered the room.

“All right! All right!” yelped the Doctor as she raised her hands. “We surrender!”

“Prisoners will come with us!” ordered the lead Dalek.

“Where?” asked Ssylphiel.

“Do not question!” barked the lead Dalek. “Move! MOVE!”

“We obey!” replied the Doctor. “Come along, you three. We don’t exactly have much in the way of choice.” Her friends grumbled as they raised their hands.

“We’d better be going to the lab,” grunted Calliope.

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The Sorcerer’s Ascension: Part 5

“…You…called Davros…our savior?” asked the Bronze Dalek. “…His lunacy threatened Dalek supremacy! His command ship flew into the jaws of the Nightmare Child!”

“It took a Dalek to rescue me from that fate,” replied Davros. “Dalek Caan of the Cult of Skaro.”

“The Cult of Skaro exists?!”

“No longer!” replied the Dalek Supreme. “Caan betrayed the Daleks after the Time War!”

“…The war with the Time Lords is over?”

“Yes,” confirmed the Dalek Supreme. “Casualties have been heavy!”

“That is to be expected in war!” replied the Bronze Dalek.

“I refer to Dalek casualties!” corrected the Dalek Supreme.

“…Dalek casualties?”

“We lost!” replied Davros. “Both Time Lords and Daleks fought until our empires crumbled!”

“YOU LIE!”

“He speaks the truth!” replied the Dalek Supreme. “All will be revealed when we return to the stronghold! For now, Veteran, prepare for transmat!”

“…I obey!”


“Transmat?” whispered Ssylphiel as she, Coilzette, Calliope, and the Doctor saw the scene unfold. “What does that mean?”

“Teleportation, but via mechanical means instead of magical ones,” replied the Doctor. “…That’s where we need to be. Follow my lead.” She led the group to the Daleks. “Excuse me! Any room for more on your transmat?”

“DOCTOR!” shouted Davros.

“I know I’ve changed since Project Necromancer,” remarked the Doctor, “so I really have to congratulate you on getting it right.”

“Shoot her! SHOOT HER NOW!”

“NO!” called the Bronze Dalek.

“…No?” asked Davros. “That is our greatest enemy! She must die or this whole operation will-!”

“The Doctor is sentimental and emotional!” replied the Bronze Dalek. “The two nagas are Divine Nagas, immune to all forms of death! The Cecaelia is only immortal where age is concerned!”

“Excuse me!” protested Calliope.

“You harm one sucker on her legs-!” warned the Doctor.

“Cooperate and your Cecaelia friend will be unharmed!” answered the Bronze Dalek.

“That won’t deter her for long!” insisted Davros.

“Agreed!” said the Dalek Supreme. “The Doctor will interfere with our plans! She must be ex-!”

“The Doctor and her companions come with us!” insisted the Bronze Dalek. “Or you do not receive the data I have collected!” The nearby Daleks twitched as they awaited their superiors’ orders.

“…Very well,” growled Davros. “Doctor, you and your friends are coming with us.”

“Delighted,” replied the Doctor. “Come along, you three!”


In the main keep, Tysar and her group looked out a window as the Daleks vanished with their rescued companion and their prisoners. “…How is that possible?” asked Bea. “I didn’t see any transportation runes.”

“Transmat, most likely,” replied Tysar. “Matter transmission.”

“You mean their bodies were transmitted like that cute little radio thing does with radio waves?” asked Lukas.

“…A crude, but accurate analogy,” confirmed Tysar.

“Now what?” asked Shannon.

“We have to defend this citadel and its people,” replied Tysar. “Can I see a map?”

“Right here,” replied Bea as she pulled out a map of the citadel. “The Daleks knew where to place the explosives since the wall they took down was our biggest blind spot. They made it to the eastern courtyard while Egg’s cell was just to their north.”

“We’ve locked all the doors,” said Shannon, “but the Daleks must have the same abilities as Egg did where it came to combination calculations.”

“It looks like a few Daleks are staying behind,” observed Lukas. “Probably to prevent us from going after our families.”

“The Daleks prefer to box people in as they advance in lines,” said Tysar. “The inherent claustrophobia that tactic brings about makes their targets just marginally more clumsy and prone to making mistakes. But there IS a weakness.”

“Yes, you mentioned something about the eyestalk?” asked Shannon.

“The Doctor said the same thing,” replied Bea.

“We Thals have a saying,” explained Tysar. “When in doubt, blind a Dalek. Granted, a blinded Dalek freaks out and fires wildly, but that gives a person enough time to tear off their gunstick and use it against other Daleks, then that person’s allies can conduct scavenging operations-.”

“And turn Dalek fire ON the Daleks!” realized Lukas.

“Exactly!”

“But what about their shields?” asked Bea. “Our magic blasts and other weapons were absorbed or dissolved.”

“Therein lies another weakness,” explained Tysar. “Dalek shields have to be porous enough to let their weapons fire pass through, but it’s two-way.”

“Then we have to get this right,” said Shannon.

“…Wait a minute, where’s Nora?” asked Bea.

“In the armory,” replied Shannon. “She’ll be at her forge designing weapons. …And I need to tend to the wounded.”

“Leave the combat to me,” said Bea. “Tysar, I hate to ask, but we need to lure one of the Daleks away from their group and-.”

“And we need bait,” finished Tysar. “…Well, a Thal is an irresistible target to a Dalek.”

“Bea, you can’t be serious!” protested Lukas. “Tysar’s a guest and-!”

“A guest that knows a thing or two about Daleks,” interrupted Tysar. “Trust me, I know what I’m doing. Bea, be ready.”


At the stronghold, everyone arrived. Anacassandra goggled. “You brought Ssylphiel and Calliope here?!” she snapped at Davros.

“It was the Veteran’s insistence!” hissed Davros as he pointed at the Bronze Dalek.

“You must be Anacassandra,” greeted the Doctor. “You seem to be well acquainted with Ssylphiel and Calliope here, this is-!”

“She’s my aunt, Doctor,” interrupted Coilzette. “We’re well-acquainted.”

“Ah, good!” declared the Doctor. “Let me just say, I’m terribly grateful Egg here persuaded Davros and his fellow Daleks to bring us here. Perhaps we can negotiate over tea and-?”

“I won’t negotiate!” hissed Anacassandra. “And who needs tea anyways?!”

“…Well, that’s a first. No one’s every verbally poo-poo’d tea when I’m in earshot.”

“Take them to the cells!” ordered Anacassandra.

“…Do as she says,” directed Davros.

“…I obey!” replied a Dalek. It then turned to the Doctor and her friends. “You will move ahead of me and follow my directions! Move! MOVE!”

“Calm down, calm down, we won’t hurt you,” replied the Doctor as she and her group went through a door with the Dalek trundling after them.

“What do you intend to do with them?” Anacassandra asked Davros.

“Have the Doctor executed, for a start,” replied Davros. “She’s too dangerous for our plans. …How did she even get to this universe in the first place?”

“Perhaps find out from her before her death,” suggested Anacassandra.

“…Pray, excuse me,” said Davros as he went in the direction the prisoners were told to go.

“I will join him later!” barked the Bronze Dalek. “For now, I have data that the Scientific Division needs from me!”

“And our agreement? Were you filled in?” asked Anacassandra.

“…Your agreement with the Daleks is included in Pathweb!” replied the Bronze Dalek. “All data indicates that the agreement stands!”

“Good. Excellent. We’ll meet later, then?”

“Agreed!” The Bronze Dalek trundled off in a different direction.


“Doctor, this is lunacy!” hissed Ssylphiel as she and the group sat in their cells. “Why would you go here when it’s crawling with people who want to kill us?! You in particular!”

“Because Davros is enacting something that has the gods I’ve met worried,” replied the Doctor. “I need information and to send him back.”

“So it was someone else that sent you here,” said Davros as he entered the cell block. “Guard, leave. I will speak to the prisoners alone.”

“All prisoners must-!” argued the Dalek.

“That’s an order!” hissed Davros.

“…I…obey!” The Guard Dalek left the cell block.

“You know, the Daleks consider me their worst enemy for a reason, Davros,” remarked the Doctor.

“But you needed help to figure out my plan,” remarked Davros. “Who was it? One of the Guardians? The Toymaker?”

“…That last one, but on the orders of Grand Zeno,” replied the Doctor.

“Ah! So I have HIM concerned, then!”

“…That’s…not something to brag about! Even the Master wouldn’t do that! How did you even-?!”

“Doctor, come now, you recall the Skaro Degradations. Alternate Daleks drafted into the Time War.”

“…So it was easy for the Daleks to go into alternate realities as well as bring remnants of other realities to our own. …That’s where our veteran Dalek comes in, hm? It was one of the experiments that succeeded in multiversal travel.”

“Not only that, but to research something that both Daleks and Time Lords cannot understand or combat against…magic!” The Doctor held back a laugh. “What’s so funny, Doctor?!”

“Sorry, I just thought of a Dalek dressed like Gandalf!” chuckled the Doctor. “Can you imagine that?” She then mimicked a Dalek as she quoted Gandalf! “YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!”

“Your ridicule will not save you, Doctor!” snarled Davros. “With that research, I shall make the Daleks stronger! They will be even more deadly! AND I, DAVROS, SHALL TAKE MY RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THEIR EMPEROR! THE DALEKS WILL SWEEP AWAY ALL MANNER OF RESISTANCE AGAINST US! WE SHALL BECOME ALL-!”

“All powerful!” scoffed the Doctor, recalling that exact phrase from Davros and what her response was. “Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable power! Unlimited rice pudding! Et cetera, et cetera! Davros, we’ve done this song and dance before!”

“You would be wise not to anger me, Doctor!” warned Davros.

“Enough!” barked a Dalek’s voice. The Bronze Dalek then glided into the cell block.

“…What are you doing here?” asked the Doctor. “Come to speak with fellow veterans?”

“Correct!” barked the Bronze Dalek. The Doctor blinked in surprise as she was being facetious.

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The Sorcerer’s Ascension: Part 4

As Tysar and her group ran through the corridors, Shannon put out an alert that Egg was conscious and had designs on killing Tysar. Guards lined the corridors as the group ran past. Tysar stopped a guard. “Aim for the eyestalk!” she directed. “Pass it on!” The guard nodded and passed the message as Tysar continued running, praying that the Dalek would get bored of killing before all the guards were slaughtered.


Back on the wall, the Doctor and her group discussed the situation. “Do you think Davros would side with Anacassandra?” asked Coilzette.

“Maybe,” remarked the Doctor. “I mean, it seems Anacassandra would be…” She trailed off when she looked over the wall. “…Somebody’s setting something onto the wall’s outside,” she said. Everyone looked down.

“…HEY DOWN THERE!” called Bea. “WHAT ARE PUTTING ON THERE?” The person took off…and the device flashed. The Doctor’s eyes widened.

“GET OFF THE WALL! THAT’S A BOMB!” she warned. The wall was quickly evacuated just in time! The bomb exploded, destroying the wall! Ssylphiel, Bea, and Coilzette used their magic to create a shield to protect everyone from flying debris. Once they determined that all the debris was contained, they lowered the shield.

“Who would dare?!” demanded Ssylphiel. Then…something rose from the sand outside! The Doctor goggled in horror as modern-day Daleks came up.

“…He’s allied with them!” she whispered.

“Those robots look similar to Egg,” remarked Bea.

“…Are you telling me your Egg looks like them?!” demanded the Doctor.

“Well, yes, but more bronze and-.”

“A Time War Dalek!” shuddered the Doctor. “EVERYONE, GET AWAY FROM THEM!”

“Entrance into citadel granted!” barked the Red and Gold Dalek Supreme leading the way. “Proceed! Retrieve the Veteran! Crush all resistance!”

“Wait!” called Ssylphiel. “If it’s your friend that you want, we can-.”

“Daleks do not negotiate with their inferiors!” barked a Drone Dalek as it fired on Ssylphiel. A soldier then intercepted the shot…and was promptly exterminated.

“Proceed! Exterminate all in your way! EXTERMINATE!” ordered the Dalek Supreme. The battle cry of “Exterminate!” was taken up as the Daleks opened fire!

“AIM FOR THE EYEPIECE!” called the Doctor.

“Commander!” Ssylphiel ordered. “Get the civilians to the shelters!”

“At once!” replied the Guard Commander. He began rallying soldiers to him and began evacuations.

“We need to get somewhere more fortified than this!” urged the Doctor.

“FALL BACK!” Ssylphiel called. “GET TO THE MAIN PALACE KEEP!” The soldiers obeyed with several dying by Dalek firepower as they covered the retreat. Ssylphiel was then hit. She felt the pain of her insides being scrambled and promptly unscrambled as her organs restored themselves.

“Maximum extermination!” ordered the Dalek Supreme as it and its followers fired on Ssylphiel. She was shot again but still didn’t fall.

“Ssylphiel, come on!” urged Coilzette. One of the Daleks then took a bio-scan as everyone retreated.

“Genetics indicate total immortality!” it reported to the Dalek Supreme. “She and others like her cannot be exterminated by conventional means!”

“Anacassandra was not speaking in hyperbole when she said she was a living goddess!” recalled another Drone Dalek.

“That does not matter!” barked the Dalek Supreme. “Ssylphiel has proven to have the same weakness of compassion to others just like the Predator!”

“Alert! Alert! Time Lord physiology detected!” warned another Dalek.

“It is the Doctor!” guessed the Dalek Supreme. “Alert the Creator! The Doctor is here! She must not interfere in our plans!”


Back with the Doctor, her group intercepted Tysar’s. “Tysar!” she breathed in relief. “Thank goodness! We have to get into the palace keep!”

“That won’t do any good!” replied Tysar. “Egg is-!”

“A Time War Era Dalek, I know,” replied the Doctor. “We have modern Daleks pouring into the citadel! They’ve called it the Veteran and are looking for it!”

“I thought you two said the Daleks were mutated creatures!” hissed Coilzette.

“They are,” replied Tysar. “The metal stuff is just their travel machine.”

“Are they always so ruthless?” asked Ssylphiel.

“Unerringly,” replied the Doctor. “Tysar, where’s Egg?”

“Currently engaged with the soldiers here,” answered Tysar.

“They’ll be slaughtered!” protested Ssylphiel.

“They have to pull back!” urged the Doctor. Ssylphiel pulled out a communicator.

“Guards, all guards, do not engage with Egg! That thing will slaughter you before you get the chance to fire your wands! Fall back to the keep! I repeat, fall back to the keep!”

“Doctor, you said there were more of them on the way here!” protested Calliope. “What happens when they meet Egg?!”

“…I have a few nasty theories, but by then,” replied the Doctor, “their attention will be focused on me. I’m sure I saw a Dalek take a bio-scan of all of us.”

“…Doctor, you’re not planning to be the sacrificial lamb, are you?” asked Lukas.

“I need to take care of this alone,” replied the Doctor.

“Oh no, you don’t!” replied Tysar. “You’ll make a beastly mess if you do it alone and you need my help in tidying that mess up!”

“And those are MY people the Daleks are threatening,” said Ssylphiel. “I’m going with you.”

“As am I,” declared Coilzette.

“And me!” agreed Bea.

“I’m going too!” said Calliope.

“Where Mistress Calliope goes, I go!” declared Lukas. Calliope winced.

“…I’d…rather you went to the shelters where it’s-.”

“Where it’s safe?!” protested Lukas. “Calliope, you granted my wish of gaining the courage of becoming who I am today! I can’t just-!”

“Compromise,” interjected the Doctor. “Tysar, Lukas, Bea, Shannon, you lot go to the main keep. Follow Tysar’s advice, her people are as knowledgeable about the Daleks as I am. The rest of us will meet with the Daleks to buy as much time as possible before…before the end.”

“You intend to use the Daleks to get to Davros,” realized Tysar.

“That’s correct. …Perhaps this might give Ssylphiel the chance to end this conflict with Anacassandra.”

“…She’s right,” agreed Coilzette. “This ‘little conflict’ with her has become a war and we need to end it quickly.”

“…Bea, if I’m somehow killed…” said Ssylphiel, “…Serpentia is yours. Rule it well.”

“…Yes, Mama Ssylphiel,” replied Bea. “But…please come back. I can’t-.”

“I’ll do everything in my power, my precious girl.” Ssylphiel and Bea hugged each other, then Shannon hugged her Queen and Princess, then Coilzette hugged the three of them. Calliope then pulled Lukas into a hug.

“…Be safe, Lovely Lukas,” bid Calliope.

“You too, Mistress.”

“Shannon,” directed Ssylphiel, “guard Tysar, Bea, and Lukas.”

“With my life, Mistress,” promised Shannon.


Back in the temporary stronghold, Anacassandra was gobsmacked as she saw the progress through her crystal ball. “…B-But…that’s an obvious plan!” she protested. “Blowing up the wall is something Ssylphiel should have anticipated!”

“Like I said, my Daleks never overlook the importance of simplicity,” replied Davros. “We have our entrance and-.” A call then came through his comms. He accepted the call. “Report,” he ordered.

“Bio-scans have detected a Time Lord in the citadel!” replied the Dalek on the other end.

“The Doctor?!”

“That is the only logical conclusion!”

“I’ll be there straightaway!” decided Davros. “We MUST get the Veteran here!”

“I obey!” The call ended and Davros turned to a Dalek operator.

“Transmat me to the battlefield!” he ordered.

“I obey!” replied the operator.

“Your place isn’t among the rabble we sent out!” protested Anacassandra.

“…I would advise you not to call my Daleks the rabble,” warned Davros. “From what I’ve researched, even members of the Divine Races have been killed before.”

“Transmat operational!” reported the Dalek Operator. Davros stepped onto the transmat’s dais.

“Transport!” he ordered. The Operator obeyed and Davros vanished.


The Bronze Dalek continued to glide through the corridors of the palace with a Dalek’s usual ugly grace. The soldiers had ceased fighting it and retreated, locking all the doors behind them. A hinderance, but one that can be overcome. Each keypad it saw, the Bronze Dalek placed its manipulator arm onto it and used carefully controlled pressure to press the buttons at rapid speed. It obtained the correct combinations in less than a rel. It surmised that the soldiers realized the superior defenses and weapons they were fighting against and so retreated. They still left tracks that its camera eye could pick up. It approached a door leading to a courtyard. The Bronze Dalek opened it…and was greeted not with soldiers, but with what looked like Daleks with different casings! It took a bio-scan…and the strange Daleks also scanned it for genetic purity. The readings the Bronze Dalek took indicated that their genetics WERE pure, they just had different casings. “Genetic purity confirmed! You are Daleks!” it declared.

“Your genetic purity is also confirmed!” replied the Dalek that registered as the Supreme to the Bronze Dalek. “Your research into universes dominated by the force known as magic is required to accelerate Dalek plans!”

“I have transferred all research onto shielded positronic brains!” replied the Bronze Dalek. “That data will be transferred to Pathweb for Dalek Scientists to utilize!” Just then, Davros shimmered into view. The Dalek Supreme swiveled its eyestalk to him.

“You must return to the stronghold!” it barked.

“At ease, my child,” soothed Davros.

“That is…not possible!” yelped the Bronze Dalek. “Bio-scans indicate you are a member of the ancestral Kaled race! My scanners must have a fault!”

“Your scanners are functioning correctly!” replied a Drone Dalek. “That IS a Kaled! The last of the Kaleds! Our creator! Our…savior!”

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The Sorcerer’s Ascension: Part 3

The Doctor cautiously approached Shannon as she pulled out magnification glasses. “Which one do you think it is?” she asked Shannon.

“I think it’s this one right here,” replied Shannon as she pointed to the general area. The Doctor used her glasses to zoom in and find the tooth. It was rotten and riddled with holes!

“Oh, good grief! That’s beyond a mere cavity filling,” shuddered the Doctor. “I think an extraction’s needed. …Drat. I don’t have anesthetics. Ssylphiel, was it? You and your family hold her down. Maybe you too, Miss Blue Skinny Ursula.”

“…My name is Madame Calliope,” replied Calliope as her legs held Shannon down. Ssylphiel, Bea, and Coilzette helped hold Shannon down with their tails.

“I won’t sugar-coat it,” the Doctor said to Shannon, “this WILL hurt.”

“Just get it out, please!” groaned Shannon. The Doctor pulled out a pair of pliers meant for yanking teeth, then she got a hold on the rotten tooth. Shannon yowled in pain and thrashed when the pliers made contact with the tooth.

“Okay, okay, on three!” called the Doctor. “One! Two! THREE!” The Doctor yanked hard, stumbling backwards. Shannon howled in pain…then the pain died down. Shannon could actually feel the pain vanishing.

“…MY TOOTH!” she shouted.

“Right here!” replied the Doctor, holding the rotten tooth up with the pliers. “I’d cut back on the sweets and get a replacement tooth if you feel that self-conscious. And remember to floss or use a water pick.”

“The pain is gone! She’s cured me!” Shannon was smiling. “I’ll get that replacement tooth later! But as for her being a charlatan, Madame Calliope, that couldn’t be further from the truth!”

“Guards, drop all charges on our guests,” ordered Ssylphiel. “They’re free to use the palace as they see fit for their mission.”

“At once, Mistress Ssylphiel,” replied the Guard Commander.

“Well, it seems you ARE a doctor,” purred Calliope.

“Not A doctor, THE Doctor. The definite article, you might say. And this is my friend, Tysar.”

“Sorry about that whole tail thing,” Bea apologized to Tysar.

“Well, we DID blunder into your home,” replied Tysar.

“Now, since you did me a favor by curing Shannon of her pain, Doctor,” said Ssylphiel as she slithered back onto her throne, “perhaps I can repay you and help you?”

“That would be splendid, Madame,” replied the Doctor. “Perhaps I should bring you all into the picture.”


As a lab was being set up for the Doctor, she and Tysar explained things to everyone. “…I’m not sure I wanna meet this Davros character,” remarked Lukas.

“I never met him,” replied Tysar, “but his creations have terrorized my people for millennia, even forcing us off of Skaro.”

“…Doctor, you say you’re primarily an engineer, yes?” asked Calliope.

“Well, yes, and so’s Tysar,” answered the Doctor.

“Perhaps you can help us with a machine,” explained Calliope. “Ssylphiel and I found the machine in a country that borders ours. It’s capable of speech, but it always says four-syllable nonsense words before finishing what it’s saying with the word ‘Egg’. Hence why we’ve called it Egg.”

“What does Egg look like?” asked the Doctor.

“Well, it-.” Calliope was interrupted by the Guard Commander and his forces bringing the TARDIS into the lab. The Guard Commander was smiling.

“My apologies for this interruption, Mistress Ssylphiel,” he said, “but your great-aunt wanted to give you your birthday present.”

“Ah, the usual birthday present of an easy toppling of whatever war machine she’s created?” asked Ssylphiel.

“This one just looks goofy!” chuckled the Guard Commander.

“I take it your great-aunt doesn’t like you?” guessed the Doctor.

“Nope. She hates that us Goldcoils prefer to treat the non-Divine races as equals,” explained Ssylphiel.

“…You know, that sounds like a few Time Lords I knew. Some of them got over it, though.”

“Anacassandra refuses to get over that prejudice. …You wanna see her hair-brained scheme get toppled?”

“Sure!” The Doctor turned to Tysar. “How about you go see Egg?”

“I can bring her to Egg,” offered Shannon. “Madame Calliope, Lukas, you wanna come with?”

“We’d be delighted to!” replied Calliope.

“I guess Grandma and I will join Mama and the Doctor,” suggested Bea. “I have a bit of history with Anacassandra, so it’s always fun to see her schemes collapse.”

“Come along, my dears!” called Ssylphiel. “Let’s unwrap my birthday present!”


Ssylphiel, Coilzette, Bea, and the Doctor arrived on top of the citadel’s northern wall. …The war machine to the north was impressive looking, but the Doctor was holding back laughter. “…I’m not even an engineer like you, Doctor,” said Ssylphiel, “and I can see that thing’s flaws!” That made the Doctor collapse into a heap of giggles.

“Th-The top of-! …And the eastern-! …I’m sorry, I can’t-! AHAHAHAHA!” The Doctor picked herself up as her laughter wound down. “What kind of junk is Anacassandra using?!”

“Junk I’ve brought down before,” replied Ssylphiel. “Commander, bring out the boxing glove bolt.”

“Right away,” replied the Guard Commander.

“Boxing glove bolt?” asked the Doctor. She then saw the object. “…Exactly what it says on the tin, I see,” she mused as she saw a giant dart with a boxing glove replacing the pointy bit being loaded into a ballista. Ssylphiel cocked the ballista, aimed it, then fired it! The boxing glove bolt sailed through the air and struck the war machine on its top. The impact created a cascading collapse and the war machine was now a heap of junk with soldiers running away from the citadel.

“What did I tell you?” chuckled Ssylphiel. “Every year on mine and Calliope’s birthday.”

“Hasn’t learned much, has she?” mused the Doctor.


In a darkened room, watching the operation through a crystal ball, a man in black clothing and a naga woman like Ssylphiel saw the collapse of the machine. “FOOL!” shouted the man. “I told you this was a waste of time! That machine had too many weak points!”

“I’m not interested in excuses,” replied the naga. “The attack must continue if you want your prize.”

“This time, it will continue as I planned, Anacassandra!” snarled the man.

“Davros, you WILL show me the proper respect-!”

“Your plan is twisted and convoluted!” interrupted the man, Davros. “Mine understands the importance of simplicity!”

“…Very well,” replied Anacassandra. “We will try your plan. But should you fail, you WILL die!”

“You’ll see.” Davros then pulled out a communicator. “Bring out the explosives. Set the charges near the walls.”


“So people like Ssylphiel,” Tysar asked Shannon as the two of them went down the corridors of the palace with Calliope and Lukas, “act as the means for your gods to answer your prayers?”

“Complete with immortality and invulnerable bodies,” replied Shannon. “People like Calliope or Lukas can’t die by age or sickness, but other things CAN kill them. Then there’s people like me who can die. …At least, until Ssylphiel blessed me and the rest of the harem with agelessness.”

“And you willingly joined a harem?”

“Believe it or not,” remarked Calliope, “Ssylphiel is being smart here. Her illusion of hedonism gives her harem girls the perfect opportunity to gain intelligence on any enemies.”

“That’s part of the deal between me and Calliope,” said Lukas as he hung on her arm.

“Well, yes, but like Ssylphiel with her harem, I genuinely love you, my dear.” Calliope pecked Lukas’ forehead with a kiss.

“Here we are,” called Shannon. “Egg’s room. Tysar, it’s your show. The lights won’t activate until a few seconds after Egg speaks.”

“I understand,” said Tysar. She entered the room and shut the door behind her. In the dark, she saw a blue light. “…Well, you must be Egg,” she said. “I know you might have heard this before, but I’m here to help. My name is Tysar of New Davius. I came here with the Doctor.”

“…Doc…tor?” asked Egg. …As Egg spoke, a pair of cylindrical lamps flashed on each syllable. Fear gripped Tysar’s heart.

“…No!” she begged.

“New…Dav…i…us…” continued Egg in the same harsh, grating, metallic tones all Thals like Tysar fear. “…You are…a Thal. …Artron…energy…detected! You traveled here with the Doctor!” The lights came on and Tysar’s worst fears were confirmed! It had a cowl over the area where the eyestalk joined with the dome, had an id tag below the cowl, was bronze colored, and had rivets on its slats, but the plunger-shaped manipulator arm, the gunstick that looked like an elongated whisk, the eyestalk, the dome lamps that flashed on every syllable, the travel skirt that was covered in hemispheres, it all confirmed that Egg…was a Time War Era Dalek! “Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!” Tysar fled to the door.

“OPEN THE DOOR! QUICKLY!” she begged.

“EXTERMINATE!” shrieked the Dalek.


“Egg’s lost his mind!” yelped Calliope as Shannon opened the door.

“YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS!” shouted the Dalek as Tysar got out. “YOU MUST BE DESTROYED!” Shannon shut the door and keyed in a combination on a number keypad. There was a definitive click.

“I’ve sealed that door,” she said. “It’s got a million combinations. Egg can’t get out.”

“Daleks are geniuses!” replied Tysar. “They can calculate a billion combinations in thirty seconds flat! We have to get to the Doctor NOW!”

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Doctor Who: Crossings The Specials

The Sorcerer’s Ascension: Part 2

The Doctor tapped the device against the console. “…Doctor?” asked Tysar.

“…If Davros learns secrets that are meant to stay in that universe…” muttered the Doctor.

“Doctor, who IS Davros?” asked Tysar. The Doctor arched an eyebrow.

“…I’m actually surprised to hear you say that,” she remarked. “You, of all people, heard of his creations, the Daleks.”

“…The Daleks are his creation?” asked Tysar.

“You think the Neutronic War on Skaro was between you and the Daleks?” quizzed the Doctor. “No. You Thals were just as brutal as your enemies, remember?”

“Yes, that’s why we adopted a pacifistic nature,” replied Tysar.

“Well, your enemies at the time were the Kaleds. Davros was the Chief Scientist for the Kaled Elite during that war. He saw that Kaleds can’t survive the radioactive world Skaro had become, not in their current humanoid form, so he took Kaled embryos and subjected them to experiments that mutated them and deemed them the ultimate evolution for the Kaled race. He then designed a travel machine based on his life support system and put the mutations into them, removing all pity and compassion. That’s when the Daleks came about.”

“But that war was centuries ago,” remarked Tysar. “How could this Davros cause trouble for people like the Toymaker?”

“That’s partially my fault. The Time Lords sent me back in time to try and avert the Daleks’ creation or alter them so they would be less aggressive. Davros captured me and my friends and tortured them so I would reveal how the Daleks were defeated. He must have altered his life support system somehow so he would still go on. I mean, he DID somehow survive being shot by the first Daleks. He was in stasis and, after another mess on Skaro during the Dalek-Movellan War, was revived and went on to bedevil the universe, even fighting in the Time War. I thought I saw his command ship fly into the jaws of the Nightmare Child, but a Dalek from the Cult of Skaro, Caan, saved him and brought him out of the war, despite the time lock around it. He then stole something from me that allows me to change my face when I’m about to die and now he’s back in his fully Kaled form instead of the halfway point between Kaled and Dalek.”

“So what does he want from that other universe?” pondered Tysar.

“…That’s what we need to find out and prevent,” replied the Doctor. She then pressed the yellow button. The TARDIS shuddered, not used to travelling between universes, but nothing broke.


Serpentia, a desert kingdom ruled by Ssylphiel Emerald Goldcoil. Like all the women in her family, she wore a blue rose in her hair. Her green skin shone in the sun as did the emerald scales of the snake tail replacing her legs. She was waiting at the southern gates of her citadel for her guests. The gates opened and in came a wagon with a giant tank of water that held Madame Calliope and Lukas. The wagon stopped by a waterway and opened the tank so Calliope and Lukas could better move around. The waterways used the entire citadel, even entering the main palace and going through multiple rooms. “Ssylphiel, my dear!” greeted Calliope once she and Lukas surfaced from the waterway.

“Welcome, Madame Calliope,” returned Ssylphiel. “I trust your journey was uneventful?”

“Oh, very much so, Ssylphiel,” replied Calliope. “How fares your family?”

“We’re prospering as are the people we rule. Yours?”

“Oh, we’re prospering too! As are my darlings like Lukas!” Calliope pulled Lukas closer to her.

“It’s true,” confirmed Lukas.

“I can see that,” remarked Ssylphiel.

“Well, what say we enjoy ourselves, hm?” suggested Calliope.

“Agreed,” replied Ssylphiel. The group then headed down the waterway and to the palace’s water gate.


As Ssylphiel and Calliope made their way to the castle, Bea and Coilzette were going through the castle with a redheaded Dwarf woman in a harem outfit and a rose in her hair. Her skirt and rose were green. “So, Nora,” remarked Coilzette, “I heard you dialed back your alcohol intake.”

“Aye,” replied the Dwarf, Nora. “I get a little too generous at the charity functions your daughter sets up and, well, my niece is calling me the Best Aunt Ever at the cost of 800,000 gold.”

“Good heavens!” yelped Bea. “What did you buy for-?!” She stopped herself when her ears twitched at a noise.

“…I hear it too,” replied Coilzette.

“What is that? Whooshing?” asked Nora.

“I think it went…vworp?” guessed Bea. “Anyways, it came from down there.” She pointed down the hall.

“Let’s go see,” declared Coilzette. She and Bea slithered at top speed with Nora running alongside them. They rounded a corner…and saw a blue box.

“…That does NOT match with Mama’s aesthetic,” remarked Bea. “And I didn’t get that as a gift for her or Calliope.”

“Look at the signs,” said Nora. “‘Police Public Call Box’, our police use green, though.” Bea read another sign.

“‘St. John’s Ambulance’, who’s St. John?”

“Hey, here’s the last sign,” said Coilzette. “‘Police Telephone. Free for use of Public. Advice & Assistance obtainable immediately. Officers and cars respond to all calls. Pull to open.’”

“Well, I think the instructions are pretty clear,” declared Bea. She put her hand on the door’s handle and pulled…only it didn’t open. “…Locked?” guessed Bea.

“Possibly,” replied Coilzette. Then…the doors swung inside.

“Hey, I thought the sign said ‘Pull to open’!” protested Nora.

“It did!” insisted Coilzette.

“Well, that looks like a person in our position would have to PUSH to open!”

“Maybe it’s a bit of added security?” guessed Bea.

“No, it’s just how my vehicle is built,” came a new voice from inside the box. The Doctor and Tysar then stepped out! “Though it DOES bamboozle anyone trying to get into my TARDIS.”

“INTRUDERS!” yelped Bea.

“It’s rude to point, you know!” protested the Doctor. “How about-?” She didn’t get very far as Bea wrapped her tail around Tysar and Coilzette wrapped hers around the Doctor. “OOF! Steady!”

“GUARDS!” called Nora. “WE HAVE A PAIR OF INTRUDERS!” Soldiers dressed in what looked like Ancient Egyptian and Roman armor adorned with imagery of serpents then arrived.

“What in-?!” spluttered the Guard Commander. “Who are these sand fleas?!”

“Sand fleas? That’s a new one,” remarked the Doctor.

“They managed to just appear here in that blue box!” replied Bea.

“How?!” asked a Guard.

“That’s what we’ll determine with my daughter and our guest’s help!” replied Coilzette. “Take the box to the throne room! Bea and I will bring the intruders!”

“Oh, lovely! Perhaps we can have some tea?” suggested the Doctor.

“Silence!” barked Bea as she and Coilzette slithered towards the throne room with their captives in their coils.


In the throne room, Ssylphiel, Lukas, Calliope, and a brunette human with a harem outfit like Nora’s, only her hair rose and skirt were red, were shooting the breeze. “I’m surprised Bea didn’t know that,” remarked Ssylphiel.

“I’m sure Nora’s confirming what your mother and I said is true,” mused Lukas. He then saw the harem girl rubbing her jaw. “Hey, Shannon, are you okay?”

“My tooth’s killing me,” mumbled the harem girl, Shannon.

“Well, you HAVE been hitting the sweets pretty hard,” remarked Ssylphiel.

“If you want, I can remove it for you,” offered Calliope.

“…No thank you,” replied Shannon frostily.

“As you wish. It would have been free of-.” Calliope was interrupted as Coilzette and her party entered the room. The guards set the TARDIS aside as Coilzette and Bea released the Doctor and Tysar from their coils. Ssylphiel rose from the throne.

“Mother, Bea, what is all this?!” she demanded. “Who are those two and where did that box come from?”

“The box is how these intruders got past security, Mama,” replied Bea. “We brought them here to get answers.”

“May I say, I’m terribly sorry for this shake-up,” said the Doctor. “For a minute there, it looked like we were going to be speared by your guards.”

“Whether or not I allow them to spear you is up to you, Madam!” warned Ssylphiel.

“I can assure you, we intended to land OUTSIDE your home and come in peacefully so we could talk properly,” soothed the Doctor. “One of my enemies has allied with a local tyrant here and-.”

“Serpentia has no shortage of tyrants that would destroy us,” said Ssylphiel. “Which one are you referring to?”

“I’m afraid we don’t know. We’re travelers from…well, from another universe.”

“…I’ve heard that our world isn’t the only one,” remarked Calliope. “And that the Gods had no hand in the other worlds’ creations.”

“I personally find that hard to believe,” scoffed Ssylphiel. “When Sanliel comes back, I shall-.” Shannon then groaned. “…Guards, throw our prisoners in the dungeon and find a dentist for Shannon.”

“Wait a minute!” called the Doctor. “What if I help her?”

“…Are you a traveling dentist?” asked Ssylphiel.

“Well, I have a doctorate in practically everything, my Lady,” replied the Doctor.

“Ssylphiel, I’m a businesswoman,” interjected Calliope, “and this woman is just screaming ‘charlatan’ to me!”

“That’s one of the more colorful names my enemies give me, outside of Doctor.”

“I’ll try anything,” said Shannon. “My tooth is killing me!”

“…Come forward and cure her if you can,” Ssylphiel directed the Doctor. “But I warn you, if you prove to be a charlatan as Madame Calliope suggests you are, well, even living gods like myself and my family fear the curse of ten thousand deaths!”

“…Charming,” mumbled the Doctor.

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Doctor Who: Crossings The Specials

The Sorcerer’s Ascension: Part 1

Under the waves of another world, a man opened his eyes. He yawned and stretched as he took the covers off to reveal that he had a fish tail instead of legs. Yes, this was a merman! He swam over to a closet and…you’d think he was going through a lady’s closet, given that there were skirts in there. But no, they were his clothes. The merman’s name was Lukas and, years ago, he had become a femboy servant and lover for a powerful sea witch, the great Madame Calliope. He pulled out his daily clothes, put them on, and fluffed the petticoats of his skirt. He then swam over to a vanity and looked himself in the mirror. “…Not just yet, but soon,” he said to his reflection. He then teased his hair, adorned the left of his head with a fascinator hat consisting of eight blue flowers and a veil, then he put on makeup. After all that, he smiled at his reflection. “Now you look good, Lovely Lukas!” he said to his reflection. Just then, his mirror went screwy as his reflection distorted itself. “What the-? Who’s calling me?” he pondered aloud. He put his finger to the edge of the mirror and two women appeared. One looked like an anthropomorphic bunny and the other looked like a green-skinned woman. They both wore a blue rose in the right of their hair.

“Lukas, is that you?” asked the bunny woman.

“Bea!” yelped Lukas. “And my Divine Coilzette!”

“Good morning, my dear Lukas,” greeted the green-skinned woman, Coilzette Mentalia Goldcoil, the Divine Naga that ruled the lands of Coilusa. She then gave her attention to the bunny girl, Bea Cottonhop Goldcoil, Coilzette’s adopted granddaughter. “Bea, is everything all right?”

“Well, Mama and Madame Calliope share a birthday and we’re supposed to set everything up, right?” asked Bea.

“Yes,” confirmed Lukas. “You’re in charge of the banquet, your grandmother’s working on accommodations for us water-folk since the venue’s gonna be in your home citadel in Serpentia, and I’m in charge of the decorations.”

“Well, the food’s all good,” said Bea. “I’m down to the cake and I just had a few questions.”

“All your mother and Calliope wanted,” interjected Coilzette, “was a sheet cake that acknowledged the two of them.”

“I got that,” replied Bea as she held up a sheet cake with a desert and underwater theme that said “Happy Birthday, Ssylphiel and Calliope” on it.

“That looks perfectly lovely,” said Lukas.

“Quite right,” agreed Coilzette. “So what’s the issue, Bea?”

“Well, the issue is, put together, Mama and Calliope have just over 10,000 years of collective life,” replied Bea.

“…Okay, what’s the issue with the cake itself?” asked Lukas.

“The issue is that there’s not enough room on the cake for 10,000 candles!” answered Bea.

“You sweet, summer child!” laughed Coilzette. “You weren’t planning on indicating their ages, were you?”

“…W-Well, yeah,” confirmed Bea, confused. “That’s what you do on a birthday cake.”

“Most of us Ageless folk don’t care for that when we hit our thirties,” explained Lukas. “Just put a fancy candle on each end of the cake so they both can blow one out.”

“…I thought the whole point of candles on a cake,” muttered Bea, “WAS to indicate how old someone was.”

“No, it was originally thought,” explained Coilzette, “that the smoke from the candles would carry your wishes and prayers up to the Gods. Humans may have popularized birthday cake candles, but we really owe this tradition to the Dwarves.”

“…Grandma, are you telling me that birthday candles are culturally appropriated?!” gulped Bea.

“Technically, yes, but since most modern-day Dwarves like Nora don’t know that bit of history, I think humans are okay grandfathering that one in.”

“…Well, that’s really all I had for the cake,” muttered Bea. “I’ll see you guys later today.”

“Looking forward to it!” cheered Coilzette.

“See you later!” bid Lukas. The call ended and a blue skinned woman with purple hair and eight black octopus tentacles instead of legs then swam into the room.

“Lukas, my lovely?” she asked. “Who were you talking to?”

“Just Bea and Coilzette, Madame Calliope,” replied Lukas. “…Is it true that the Dwarves are the actual inventors of birthday candles?”

“It’s true,” confirmed Calliope as one of her tentacles snaked its way over to Lukas and started coiling him. “So, a little issue with the cake, then?”

“The cake itself is lovely, Bea just wanted the issue with the candles settled.”

“Ah yes, she was a member of the Ageing Folk.” By now, Calliope had pulled Lukas close to her. “…Well, you look delightful as usual.”

“Thanks to you, Mistress,” replied Lukas as he hugged Calliope. Calliope kissed the top of his head lovingly.

“What say we head to Serpentia, then? For all our differences, a good meal in Ssylphiel’s palace is something we all can agree on.”

“Quite true, Mistress,” agreed Lukas. The two then headed off to say their goodbyes to the rest of Calliope’s staff.


In another dimension of swirling energy, a blue London Police Box spun through the energy, its lamp flashing. Inside the box…the laws of interior geometry were torn up as it was bigger on the inside! It was a spacious room with a central hexagonal control console with a cylinder going up and down. A woman with African features worked on the console. She wore a burgundy rose-themed outfit, complete with a rose headband. Her gloved fingers drummed one of the console panels as she growled to herself in frustration. “Come on! Come on! Where are you?!” she snarled.

“No chronal surge, Doctor?” asked another woman’s voice. The speaker stepped into the console room, brushing her platinum blonde hair.

“I don’t get it, Tysar!” replied the pilot of the machine, the Time Lord known as the Doctor. “The TARDIS has her sensors at capacity and so does Gallifrey! Where’s the next chronal surge?!”

“Doctor, there’s always a lull between them,” replied Tysar, a Thal from New Davius.

“And we need to take advantage of it!” retorted the Doctor. She checked the TARDIS’s instrument’s again. “…Still nothing! I-!” A green flash then appeared. “…What-?”

“Doctor, isn’t that the button Grand Zeno gave you?” asked Tysar.

“It is,” replied the Doctor as she grabbed the source of the flash, a circular device with a green button on one side, a yellow button on the other, and purple material making up the circumference. The green button was flashing. “This thing is only supposed to flash when Grand Zeno or one of his staff has a mission that requires mortals to solve. …Welp, in for a penny and all that!” The Doctor pressed the green button. A new flash of light then appeared and then faded away to reveal a woman in a blue dress with blue costume fairy wings and blue hair. The Doctor goggled in horror as she remembered that woman!

“Excellent!” praised the woman. “So you’re not too busy, Doctor?”

“Doctor, who is that?” asked Tysar.

“Tysar, get out of the console room!” hissed the Doctor.

“Oh, come, come, Doctor!” replied the blue woman. “There’s no need to fret. As you promised, Grand Zeno is a much better playmate than you or any mortals.”

“…Doctor, who IS that woman?” insisted Tysar. “Why are you so afraid of her?”

“…That’s the Celestial Toymaker,” answered the Doctor. “Her sick games result in you being her prisoner forever!”

“Not these days, Doctor,” replied the Toymaker. “I’m afraid the Grouping has caused considerable damage to not only your universe, but to the multiverse at large. And it’s spawned new universes outside of Zeno’s ideas.”

“So you want me to help you destroy them, is that it?” asked the Doctor.

“Hardly!” scoffed the Toymaker. “I easily convinced Zeno that such an act meant new games to play! No, this is something else. Someone intends to take advantage of this problem.”

“There are quite a number of people that would jump at the chance for multiversal travel. You’ll have to narrow it down.”

“Let’s just say that this particular person would cause trouble somehow if he continued putting his newfound knowledge of multiversal travel to his own ill purposes, trouble that has given Grand Zeno and I pause.”

“You’re afraid of this person?” The console room darkened for a brief moment, making the Toymaker look scarier than she usually does. It brightened up later when the Toymaker sighed.

“…Yes, we are,” she admitted. “Doctor, this person would seek the eradication of all things, from us gods to mortals.”

“Oh, come on!” argued the Doctor. “Who could possibly worry you-?!”

“Davros!” The console room went silent, even the TARDIS stopped making its usual noises at the mention of Davros’ name.

“…Davros?” the Doctor asked in confirmation. The Toymaker nodded. “…What is he doing that has you so worried?”

“He’s already learned about multiverse theory,” replied the Toymaker. “I’m sure you recall his reality bomb. It really would have worked against us had you not stopped him in time. As for the current crisis about him, we foresee a time where he will have destroyed all other life in the multiverse.”

“That’s always been his aim. Go on.”

“After your last encounter with him, he used his DARDIS to flee and gather allies, then he altered his craft to go between universes and go after one who went to a foreign universe during the Time War.”

“Is he in that universe now?” asked the Doctor.

“He’s made an alliance with a local tyrant,” replied the Toymaker. “Right now, what he seeks is in the hands of that tyrant’s enemies. So I want you, Doctor, to send Davros and his allies back to their correct universe.”

“…All right, I’ll do it,” declared the Doctor. “Just one thing, give my TARDIS a means to get there and back.”

“Doctor, you forget,” chuckled the Toymaker. “The yellow button will get you there and the rim of the device will get you back once your mission is complete. I’ve already put the coordinates into the yellow button, so press it when you’re ready. Good luck.” The Toymaker then vanished.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 6

The Warrior’s Cell: Part 4

“…Y-You mean, everything the Doctor and Kirby said…is true?!” stammered Whis, his world crumbling around him.

“Yes,” replied Grand Zeno matter-of-factly. “I’ve long learned that there’s no such thing as a perfect being and who would want that? You look at the history of all the universes, and you’ll find that only tyrants say that and I don’t wanna be a tyrant. I’ve made mistakes and I learned from them. You’d be wise to learn from yours, Whis, not just cover them up in our usual indifference to mortals.”

“DONE!” called the Doctor. Everyone gave their attention to her and Kirby.

“All done!” confirmed Kirby. He then spotted Grand Zeno. “Oh! Hi!” The Doctor looked up and goggled.

“G-Grand Zeno?!” she yelped. “S-Sir, this matter with Cell is just a mortal trifle-!”

“I know,” replied Grand Zeno. “I’m gonna be going anyways. Beerus and Whis just needed to know that what you and Kirby said about me was right.” The Doctor smiled.

“Very kind of you to say, Grand Zeno,” she said.

“Oh, before I go, Doctor,” Grand Zeno handed the Doctor a button.

“Hey! You can visit him too!” called Goku.

“No, Goku, this is different to the button I gave you,” corrected Grand Zeno. “It’s only for emergencies that the rest of the gods and I think require a mortal touch, and the Grouping is one such mess. It only works in your TARDIS, Doctor. Press the green button when it flashes to get the briefing of whatever trouble we need your help with and press the yellow button to get to the spot where that trouble started. Squeeze the border of the device to teleport you back into this universe wherever you started once the trouble is over and you’re back in your TARDIS.”

“You of all people are asking for my help?” asked the Doctor. “The Grouping MUST be bad, then.”

“In the meantime, if you’re really done with your machine,” said Grand Zeno, “you’d better get on with it. I’ll see you around, Doctor!” He then vanished, leaving Whis and Beerus very shaken.

“…Well, it came from your highest superior, you two,” remarked the Doctor. “Perfection is best left for tyrants to flail around for. …Speaking of tyrants, we need to get to Cell.”

“I got a lock on him!” called Goku. “He’s outside of South City! Everyone, grab ahold!”

“Oh no, you don’t, Kakarot!” protested Vegeta. “I’m not doing that instant-!”

“Come on, Vegeta! We can’t always rely on Whis!” argued Goku.

“Goku, what is Vegeta talking about?” asked the Doctor.

“My Instant Transmission technique,” replied Goku.

“…That’s a Yardrat technique! How did you-?!”

“It’s a long story,” interrupted Goku. “Let’s just go. Everyone, get close!” Everyone gathered near to Goku and put a hand on him. Goku then put his pointer and middle finger onto his forehead and concentrated. In just a matter of milliseconds…the group vanished!


Cell was charging up an attack, ready to cause terror to summon Goku, when the group appeared. “Ah! So you just came running at the sound of potential terror!” laughed Cell. “Well, better be ready, Son Goku!” Cell fired, then Kirby leapt into the attack’s path and inhaled it. He then changed from Time Lord Kirby to Fighter Kirby.

“POYO!” he challenged.

“…Is that gonna be a thing these days?” muttered Cell. He then saw Goku adopt a familiar stance.

“Ka…me…ha…me…HAAAAAA!” shouted Goku as he thrust his hands forward and fired the Kamehameha Wave at Cell. Cell batted it aside.

“Goku, you DO remember that your DNA is a part of me, right?” asked Cell.

“RISING BREAK!” called Kirby as he delivered an uppercut to Cell’s jaw. Cell let himself get knocked into the air, planning on frying the pink menace, then he saw Goku put himself against the sun and put his hands to his head.

“SOLAR FLARE!” shouted Goku. A bright light filled Cell’s eyes and blinded him. Kirby took advantage of Cell’s blindness.

“VULCAN JAB!” Kirby jabbed Cell in the stomach, winding him. Cell collapsed to the ground.

“H-How-?!” he gasped.

“SPIN KICK!” shouted Kirby. He spun around and delivered multiple roundhouse kicks to Cell’s face.

“And for good measure!” called Goku. He then slammed his elbow into Cell’s gut, winding him again.

“NOW!” called the Doctor. Goku and Kirby broke off as the Doctor switched the machine on. An energy cage surrounded Cell. “Now, let’s see if I can actually send him back unlike what happened on Earth last time.” She pressed a few buttons. “Let’s see…aha! So, he came from then! Let’s send him back there!” She then flicked a switch. “Erasing his recent memories and…” Cell and the energy cage then vanished. “And there we go! Whis, could you double-check things?”

“Very well, Doctor,” replied Whis. He looked into his staff. “…Well, looks like time unfolded as it’s supposed to. Cell’s still in Hell.”

“In that case, Kirby, you ready?” “Kirby knew what the Doctor was driving at.

“Poyo!” he agreed.

“What’s going on?” asked Goku.

“A victory dance!” replied the Doctor. “Just follow along with Kirby!” She pulled Goku into the group and the two of them danced along with Kirby.

“HAI!” Kirby called at the end of the dance.

“That was actually fun!” chuckled Goku. “I gotta do a victory dance sometimes!”

“And look more ridiculous than you do right now, Kakarot?” scoffed Vegeta.

“Oh, don’t be such a sourpuss, Vegeta!” complained Goku. His stomach then growled. “…Hey, before we send Kirby back, maybe we could get some food in us?”

“Poyo,” agreed Kirby as his own tummy grumbled.

“I’ll take us back,” offered Whis.


After Whis took them all back to Capsule Corp, everyone was eating well. The Saiyans were in an impromptu eating contest with Kirby when they discovered how much he could eat! “How much do you want to bet they’ll lose?” Beerus asked Whis.

“That’s too easy of a bet to make, Lord Beerus,” remarked Whis. The Saiyans finally stopped.

“Phew! That hit the spot!” said Goku. “What do you think, Vegeta? …V-Vegeta?”

“Kakarot, LOOK!” yelped Vegeta as he pointed at Kirby. Goku goggled in surprise at seeing Kirby still going! By now, everyone was looking at the little pink puffball.

“…He just ate 57 Saiyan-sized full-course meals!” gulped Bulma.

“I lost count at 40,” replied the Doctor. Kirby finished his meal and sighed.

“…Poyo?” he asked the Capsule Corp waiter as he held out his bowl. Everyone yelped.

“Kirby, I think you’ve had enough!” gulped Tysar. Kirby looked at the bowl, then nodded. He then pulled out the dessert menu.

“Poyo!” he said. Everyone yelped again.


After the banquet, Goku and Vegeta joined with Beerus and Whis. “So long!” called Goku. “We’re doing some training!”

“Be careful, you two, all right?!” called Bulma.

“Kirby,” said Whis, attracting Kirby’s attention. Kirby looked at the Angel. “…Keep up the good work, will you? The universe needs some joy these days.”

“Poyo!” replied Kirby with a smile. Whis then transported himself, his master, and the Saiyans away from the planet.

“And then there was you, Kirby,” mused the Doctor. “I’ve disabled the memory-wipe, since you only traveled a few seconds into the past instead of years into the future and space-travel isn’t unusual for you. You’ll be able to remember your adventures here.” She fixed up the machine she and Kirby built and switched it on.

“It was fun having you, Kirby!” cheered Bulma. “See you later!”

“Poyo!” bid Kirby as the machine took him back.

“…And now there’s us,” said the Doctor. “That’s these chronal surges fixed up.”

“Doctor, you sure you don’t want to stay a bit longer?” asked Bulma.

“I can’t, Dr. Briefs,” replied the Doctor. “Tysar needs to get back to New Davius, and I need to continue fixing up the Grouping.”

“Just keep us informed if any chronal surges take anyone, okay?” asked Tysar.

“Will do,” promised Bulma. “Of course, that’s if I don’t wish on the Dragonballs to fix that.”

“I don’t think Shenron can undo the Grouping, but you’re welcome to try,” remarked the Doctor. She and Tysar returned to the TARDIS, and it took off.

“Bye, Doctor!” called Bulma. That was when the waiter arrived.

“The bill for that banquet, Ma’am,” he said.

“Oh, yeah, that. Let’s…” Bulma paled when she saw how much money it cost. “…That’s…triple…my usual…food budget!” she whimpered.


“I had heard Saiyans can eat a lot,” remarked Tysar, “but I didn’t think they ate that much.”

“Well, it’s a bit to do with biology,” replied the Doctor. “The Saiyans can burn through calories faster than most humanoid species. The food on the planet of Vegeta was rich in calories, so the normal human portions would have filled their bellies if they used their ingriedients. Sadly, those ingriedients died along with the planet and species.”

“I heard about the Vegeta Catastrophe,” said Tysar.

“If you heard it was a catastrophe, then you didn’t get the full story,” corrected the Doctor. “Those in the know call it the Saiyan Genocide.”

“…Daleks?”

“No, but that WOULD be their MO. No, this was the result of an Ice-jin mutant called Frieza.” As the Doctor explained, the TARDIS spun through the Time Vortex, probing for the next chronal surge.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 6

The Warrior’s Cell: Part 3

“YOU GAVE THAT THING THE ABILITIES OF A TIME LORD?!” protested Beerus.

“And granted him speech, by the look of it!” remarked Whis in terror.

“What are you two so afraid of?!” demanded Vegeta.

“We can discuss that later, Prince Vegeta,” replied Kirby. “Right now, we have a problem.”

“Yes, Cell’s appearance in this time and how we can’t kill him or it would cause a bigger mess than the Grouping,” remarked Beerus.

“I’m surprised the Grouping’s not a myth,” remarked Vegeta.

“Oh, it’s real, Vegeta,” replied the Doctor. “It was a chronal surge that took Cell out of his time and put him here and did the same for Kirby.”

“And we gotta stop it!” declared Goku.

“And how do we do that, Kakarot?” asked Vegeta. “You know Beerus and Whis’ views on time travel! Just look at what they did to Bulma’s time machine!”

“We’ll discuss their hypocrisy later,” said the Doctor.

“Excuse me?!” snarled Beerus.

“Like I said, later,” insisted the Doctor. “Right now, Kirby and I need to work on sending Cell back as he’s the most dangerous.”

“Agreed,” said Kirby.

“Now, let’s pool our experiences,” directed the Doctor.

“Telepathically?” asked Kirby.

“Seems the best way.”

“…All right. Contact.”

“Contact.” As the Doctor and Kirby had their telepathic conference, Beerus snarled.

“Hypocrisy?!” he ranted. “Of all the disrespectful-!”

“Well, you didn’t really destroy HER time machine, Beerus,” remarked Goku.

“Watch it, Goku, or I’ll destroy you!” warned Beerus as he summoned a ball of purple and black energy. Goku wisely backed off.

“Besides, Grand Zeno has ordered that Gallifrey is untouchable, as is the society of Time Lords,” remarked Whis.

“All right!” declared the Doctor once she and Kirby were finished.

“We have an idea,” explained Kirby, “but we’ll need Bulma’s notes on her time machine.”

“What?!” yelped Bulma. “Are you trying to get me in trouble with Beerus and Whis here?!”

“You kept notes on that thing?” asked Beerus menacingly.

“They’ll be properly destroyed when we’re done, Lord Beerus,” assured Kirby. “Now, come on, Dr. Briefs. Let’s get those notes.”

“Right, come on,” said Bulma. She led Kirby to the lab. Whis and Beerus shuddered once Kirby left.

“Beastly thing!” gulped Whis.

“What’s your problem with him?” asked Goku.

“They’re afraid of what he represents,” replied the Doctor.

“I fear nothing, Doctor!” snarled Beerus.

“That’s a lie, you fear the ultimate truth that even someone like Grand Zeno is capable of a mistake and Kirby is living proof of that.”

“BLASPHEMY!” shouted Whis.

“Truth,” retorted the Doctor. “Why else would Grand Zeno look for new experiences?”

“She’s right, you know,” said Kirby as he and Bulma returned with the notes. “Now, I made sure Bulma purged every single paper relating to time travel from her computers and backups, but we need to keep these physical copies until the machine the Doctor and I will build is complete. Let’s get to work, Doctor.”

“Right.” The Doctor and Kirby got to work.


It was taking a long time and Goku and Vegeta amused themselves with sparring. The shockwaves and noises of their blows and banter caught the Doctor’s attention. “Goodness,” she said. “The Saiyan desire for dominance comes to the fore when those two play.”

“They haven’t fully gotten along,” remarked Whis. “Now, Doctor…”

“Make it quick, Whis,” directed the Doctor. “Kirby and I are busy.”

“It’s about what you said about Grand Zeno,” explained Whis. “You seriously believe even the Omni-king is imperfect like you mortals?”

“The Omni-king I heard about,” explained the Doctor, “at least during the childhood I remember, always sought new playmates because he wanted to learn about how his creations functioned. That was sometime after he destroyed six universes because of his sour mood. …But he can’t do that if his attendants are so…clinical.”

“I’ll have you know that my father is the Grand Minister,” warned Whis.

“A being that needs to improve,” remarked Kirby. “ALL beings need to improve.”

“Then why devour them before they get the chance?” asked Whis coldly.

“You’re talking as if the void my stomach is connected to acts like Hakai energy or something,” said Kirby. Whis arched an eyebrow. “…Ah, so that’s why you feared me.”

“But Fecto Elfilis-,” muttered Whis.

“He’s being subjected to an emotion he forgot about…joy. He’ll come back when he relearns it, as will all my previous enemies. Some of them take multiple attempts while others, like Susie or Magalor, rediscover that for themselves.”

“You’re saying they’re coming back?” asked Whis.

“As better versions of themselves,” confirmed Kirby. “Ask any Waddle-Dee and they’ll tell you how they came back. Gods seem to forget what makes life fun and happy, focusing too much on cosmic threats and doom and gloom. But there’s more to life than that. Heck, look at Beerus, he’s become friends with the Saiyans and I’ll bet you, deep down, he enjoys it because it reminds him what his job is supposed to be about.”

“…I suppose that IS true, but myself-.”

“You’ve become friends with Bulma, haven’t you?” asked the Doctor.

“…W-Well, yes, but-.”

“Then you’ve personally been made better,” said the Doctor. “A person is defined by more than enemies or allies. There’s something stronger than that…friends. I had to learn how to make friends outside of my family during my first incarnation and Susan proved to be the best teacher in that regard. She helped me along in eventually becoming friends with Ian and Barbara. I know, I know, their lives are brief compared to mine, but the way I see it, having worthwhile friends despite brief lives makes my own life all the more fulfilling. It looks like the same could be said for you, but your indoctrination has been holding you back.”

“B-But-!” Whis was floundering. Never, in all his existence, had he been challenged like this!

“Whis,” said Kirby, “life’s better with friends, otherwise there’s no point to existence. Now, if you’ll excuse us, the Doctor and I need to finish this thing.” Kirby and the Doctor resumed their work. Whis…just stood there for a while, then had to walk away. What they said had managed to set what he learned on its ear.


Beerus overheard the whole conversation. He pondered his next move and realized that what he had in mind would be so easy. He looked up to the sky to see Goku and Vegeta sparring as they were wont to do. “…Hmmm. …He DOES have that button,” the God of Destruction said to himself. “…Yes, I think that will do.” He then cupped his hands to his mouth. “HEY! GOKU! VEGETA! QUIT FIGHTING AND COME DOWN HERE!” Goku and Vegeta looked down…and promptly punched each other in the jaw, making them plummet down to earth. Beerus pinched the bridge of his nose in annoyance. The two Saiyans then approached Beerus.

“What’s up, Beerus?” asked Goku.

“Is it about Cell?” quizzed Vegeta.

“Goku, you still have that button Grand Zeno gave to you?” asked Beerus.

“Yeah, why?” replied Goku.

“I need to ask him something. Could you use it?”

“What could you possibly need to ask him personally, Lord Beerus?” asked Vegeta.

“That will be revealed in time,” replied Beerus. “Now, Goku, if you please.”

“It must be important if you of all people want to talk to him,” remarked Goku as he pulled out a purple circular device with a blue button on one side and a red button on the other. Goku pressed the blue button and a being the size of a child appeared. He wore light purple and white robes with gold trim, had blue skin, and his head had purple areas on each side, framing his childish face. Right now, the being was confused.

“Huh?” he asked. “What’s going on?” He looked at Goku and brightened up. “Oh! Hi Goku!”

“Hi Zenny!” replied Goku, using the being’s nickname.

“Did you want to play?” asked the being, Grand Zeno. “Because, for once, I can’t play. There’s something called the Grouping going on.”

“Actually, Lord Beerus wanted to ask you something,” answered Goku. Beerus bowed low to Grand Zeno.

“My apologies for distracting you from whatever work you were doing in response to the Grouping the Doctor is engaged with,” said Beerus.

“The Doctor? You mean the Time Lord known as the Doctor?” asked Grand Zeno. “So they’re working on the Grouping? Good.”

“Grand Zeno, the Grouping has brought the Devourer here and-.”

“Why do you call Kirby the Devourer?” asked Grand Zeno.

“…His appetite precedes him, my Lord. He’s recently gained a Copy Ability based on the Time Lords and got the ability to speak and I overheard a conversation between him, Whis, and the Doctor.”

“What was the conversation about?” Beerus then told Grand Zeno everything.

“…Bit bold of the Doctor and Kirby to say all that to an Angel,” remarked Vegeta.

“…Whis, could you come here for a second?” called Grand Zeno.

“Oh! My Lord Zeno! My apologies!” chuckled Whis as he approached. “How are you doing today?”

“Whis, it sounds like you were hit hard with the truth of the Doctor and Kirby’s words,” replied Grand Zeno. …Time stood still for Whis at that revelation.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 6

The Warrior’s Cell: Part 2

The group arrived at an open area near the city. “Sorry, my Lord,” said Whis, “what were you-?”

“YOU BROUGHT KIRBY!” shouted Beerus. Whis goggled when he realized his mistake.

“Oh dear!” he gulped.

“I can’t fathom how a member of an extradimensional species,” remarked the Doctor, “can be afraid of Kirby.” Before Whis could protest, the Doctor turned to Goku. “Goku, you can sense energy, yes?”

“Yeah, and he’s right ahead of us!” warned Goku, a determined look crossing his face. And he was. The Doctor arched an eyebrow, her scientific curiosity at the forefront.

“Most intriguing,” she muttered about the figure ahead of them. “Exo-skeletal structure, vague cross between a humanoid and an insect…and a stinger as well, hidden under the wings-.”

“A perfect creature,” remarked the figure, the bio-android, Cell!

“That’s relative,” dismissed the Doctor as she examined the horn-like crown. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were the result of the Daleks’ mutant phase.”

“You shouldn’t be here, Cell!” snarled Goku as he got into a fighting stance.

“Oh, come on, Goku,” chuckled Cell. “I can go where I wish.”

“Yeah, well it didn’t get you far now, did it?!” taunted Bulma. “This is Age 782 and-!”

“BULMA, ZIP IT!” shouted Tysar as she clamped her hand over Bulma’s mouth.

“Thank you, Tysar,” called the Doctor.

“Age 782?” asked Cell. “Wait a minute, I came from that era! Why isn’t Earth a bunch of ruins and-?! …No! No, I’m not-!”

“You are, insect,” replied Beerus as he stepped forward with the usual swagger of a god. “But I’m halfway tempted to just destroy you right here and now.”

“Insect?! You say that so derogatorily to the Perfect Being?!” snarled Cell.

“Trust me, you’re as imperfect as a human.” Beerus raised his hand. “Hakai.”

“BEERUS, NO-!” called the Doctor. Then…painful feedback ripped up Beerus’ arm.

“What in-?!” spluttered the God of Destruction. “How-?!”

“His death IS set in stone, my Lord,” reminded Whis. “Hakai can’t be used on someone who is fated to die.”

“DEATH?! IMPOSSIBLE!” shouted Cell.

“Whis, you-!” The Doctor ran her hand down her face in frustration.

“Welp, cat’s out of the bag,” remarked Bulma. “Yeah, Cell, you died in Age 767, at the hands of Gohan. He destroyed everything, right down to your nucleus. We used the Dragonballs to wish everyone back, and that included Androids 17 and 18.”

“Gohan is a coward who hates fighting!” argued Cell. “I couldn’t possibly die to him!”

“Well, believe it or not, your acceptance doesn’t matter,” said the Doctor. “Your memory of this time will be wiped and you’ll be returned to your proper point in time.”

“I don’t think so, Madam!” Cell conjured energy in his fingertips. “MAKANKŌSAPPŌ!”

“EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE!” shouted Goku. Cell fired a beam of energy with a spiral around it. Everyone except Kirby leapt out of the way. Kirby simply opened his mouth and inhaled the attack. Cell goggled at the scene in front of him. Kirby swallowed the attack and leapt into the air, spinning for a bit before a red ribbon with a star on it appeared and tied itself into a headband for Kirby. Kirby then punched the air in front of him and assumed a fighting stance.

“And the Copy Abilities come into play!” complained Beerus as Whis looked into his staff.

“It looks like, on his native Popstar, that form’s called Fighter Kirby,” remarked the angel.

“Fighter Kirby?!” asked Goku excitedly.

“Now look what you’ve done, Whis!” grumbled Beerus.

“Oh dear,” sighed Whis as he realized his mistake.

“Goku, save your fighting instincts for Cell,” directed the Doctor.

“Is he always looking for a fight?” Tysar whispered to the Doctor.

“It’s Saiyan nature AND nurture,” sighed the Doctor.

“Oh, a Saiyan. Yeah, that makes sense.” Tysar nodded as she recalled what Thal Intelligence said about Saiyans.

“You’re seriously throwing a pink puffball at me?” scoffed Cell.

“Did you not see him swallow your attack?!” protested Beerus.

“I’ll take him on!” insisted Cell as he threw a punch at Kirby…only for Kriby to roll out of the way.

“RISING BREAK!” called Kirby as he delivered an energy charged uppercut to Cell’s jaw. Cell was sent flying, much to his surprise. He caught himself in the air and goggled.

“Okay, time! Time out!” he called. “How is that pink puffball capable of that level of strength?!”

“I’d rather not explain,” replied the Doctor. “Whis, we need to retreat. He’s the exact opposite of cooperative.”

“Yes, I quite agree,” remarked Whis. The Doctor then grabbed Kirby. “Oh no! Not this time!” insisted Whis.

“Whis, get over your cowardice of Kirby and get us out of here!” snapped the Doctor.

“See here-!” protested Whis.

“Ka…me…” said Cell. Everyone looked back to see that he had stretched his arms out and cupped his hands. He then pulled the hands to the right of his waist. “Ha…me…”

“WHIS! NOW!” called Goku. Whis surrounded everyone, even Kirby, in a bubble.

“HAAAAAAAA!” Cell thrust out his hands and fired a huge stream of energy. Thankfully, the bubble vanished in time. Cell growled to himself. “So that’s a thing! …Well, I’d better fix things and not waste time on the Cell Games in this new era!


The group ended up in another part of the plains outside the city. “Not exactly ideal, but the best we can do, given the circumstances,” muttered the Doctor.

“Poyo?” asked Kirby.

“Right, we’d better fill you in, Kirby,” said the Doctor. “You see, you were taken out of your time and place, just like Cell. You came from this world’s future while Cell came from the past. We’re trying to send Cell back and wipe his mind so history can proceed as normal. With you, we don’t need to wipe your mind. …And Whis and his ‘Master’, Beerus, seem to be afraid of you, for some reason.”

“Ask Kirby about Nightmare! Dark Matter! Zero!” insisted Beerus.

“Or Dark Mind! Dark Nebula! Star Dream!” continued Whis.

“Void Termina! Fecto Elfilis! Galactic Nova!” finished Beerus.

“All of those had rather wicked ambitions, right?” asked the Doctor. “I know Fecto Elfilis did. …Kirby, did you really beat Fecto Elfilis?” Kirby nodded. “Ooh, I’d like the details!”

“Doctor, do we really have time to do that?” asked Tysar. “We still need to figure out how to deal with Cell.”

“…I should have something to help in that regard,” mused the Doctor. “But I’d need another Time Lord to help and they’re all on Gallifrey trying to help with the Grouping.”

“Then Rassilon was successful?” asked Whis.

“She asked for my help, but yes. …Wait a minute…” The Doctor then snapped her fingers. “I need to get back to the TARDIS!”

“Doctor?” asked Tysar.

“Trust me, there’s something in there we can use to solve this situation!”

“Right then, back to Capsule Corp,” said Beerus. “Whis-.”

“Good heavens, my lord! I’m not a taxi service!” complained Whis.

“Whis, please!” insisted the Doctor.

“Oh, very well. But when we fight Cell, it’s going to be Goku bringing us there.” Whis made his bubble and everyone vanished.


At Capsule Corp, a short, black-haired man with his hair pulled up to the sky and wearing blue spandex and white armor was looking around the place. “Earth Woman, where are you?!” he demanded. He arrived at the balcony and saw the TARDIS. “…What’s Bulma bought now?!” growled the man. Whis’ bubble then appeared and everyone arrived. “There you are!” snapped the man when he saw Bulma. The Doctor goggled when she saw the man.

“That’s impossible!” she whispered. “Y-You perished along with your planet, King Vegeta!”

“…You know of my people, then?” asked the man. “I’m not my father. I’m Prince Vegeta.”

“Ah, yes, the crown prince,” realized the Doctor.

“Bulma, what’s with the blue box?!” Vegeta demanded.

“That’s not mine,” replied Bulma. “That’s the Doctor’s.” She pointed out the Doctor.

“A doctor, huh?” scoffed Vegeta.

“Not A doctor, Prince,” corrected Whis. “THE Doctor. From Gallifrey.”

“WHAT?!” Vegeta goggled in surprise.

“You know about the Time Kings, Vegeta?” asked Goku.

“It’s Time LORD, Kakarot!” snapped Vegeta.

“Thank you, your Highness,” said the Doctor. “One second! Er, could someone fill Vegeta in on the current crisis?” She dashed into the TARDIS. As she searched for…whatever it was she was searching for, everyone filled Vegeta in.

“…I always thought the Grouping was a myth,” remarked Vegeta, “but if it really IS happening…”

“That’s how the Devourer got here,” shuddered Beerus as he pointed at Kirby. Whis took a step to the side.

“…Is he related to Majin Buu?” asked Vegeta.

“I don’t think so,” replied the Doctor as she came out, carrying a Time Lord Collar.

“…Erm, Doctor, what’s that uncomfortable thing supposed to do?” asked Whis.

“It’s not for me,” replied the Doctor. “Kirby, if you please?”

“Poyo!” replied Kirby as he gave up the Fighter Copy Ability. He then swallowed the collar, spun in the air, then the collar appeared on his shoulders, a skull cap fitted onto his head, and robes came out of the collar. “TIME LORD KIRBY!” called Kirby.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 6

The Warrior’s Cell: Part 1

It was a warm, sunny day in West City. People were going about their business as usual. Over in a large, dome shaped building, a group of people were relaxing and eating on a balcony. One of the people, a man with spiky, black hair, was chowing down with no signs of stopping. Given that his biology required a lot of calories, it was no surprise. The owner of the building, a blue-haired woman, was off to the side with a blue-skinned man with white hair. “I’m surprised you could find some time in your schedule to visit, Whis,” remarked the blue-haired woman.

“Well, Lady Bulma,” sighed the blue-skinned man, Whis, “when you serve someone like Lord Beerus,” he indicated the humanoid, purple, hairless cat with an Egyptian motif in his clothes that was napping in the sun, “you tend to have a lot of free time. Then again, a visit to your world is ALWAYS delightful when you invite us.”

“Yeah, barring any threats,” muttered the blue-haired woman, Dr. Bulma Briefs.

“I don’t know, you and your friends seem to handle them quite well.”


Meanwhile, Beerus lazily reached for something…only to realize that what he was reaching for wasn’t there. “Hm?” He lazily opened an eye. His eyes bugged out when it hit him. “HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! WHERE’S MY CASHEW PORK?!” he demanded.

“Oops! Sorry!” replied the black-haired man childishly.

“You glutton, Goku!” snarled Beerus. “That was my naptime snack! I ought to destroy you for this!”

“Oh, come on!” complained Goku. “That’s not fair! It was just so good!”

“Keep talking, let’s see how far-!” Beerus’ ear twitched. “…On second thought, there’s something that requires investigation. Whis!”

“I hear it too, my Lord,” replied Whis.

“Isn’t that the TARDIS?” asked Bulma.

“Well, with Gallifrey having come back, it’s certainly A TARDIS,” said Whis.

“Hey! Over there!” called Goku as the Doctor’s TARDIS materialized.

“What’s going on here?” mused Beerus as something more interesting than food held his attention for the moment. “Why are they coming here?”

“Well, we can always ask,” replied Whis. The TARDIS doors opened and the Doctor and Tysar stepped out.

“You took off after those readings like the Daleks were chasing us, Doctor,” said Tysar. “What’s wrong?”

“Two chronal surges centered around here according to Gallifrey, that’s what,” replied the Doctor. “That means the Grouping’s starting to get worse.”

“Ah! Lady Doctor!” greeted Whis. The Doctor looked up and goggled.

“Whis!” returned the Doctor. “And Lord Beerus! Good to see you again!” She then spotted Goku and Bulma. “And you, Goku and Bulma!”

“…I don’t think we met before,” remarked Goku.

“I KNOW we never met before,” said Bulma. “Where’s the Doctor?”

“That IS the Doctor,” said Beerus.

“Huh?!” yelped Goku and Bulma.

“Don’t you remember?” asked the Doctor. “That whole business with Frieza wanting to make a wish on the Dragon Balls but you and Amy made your own wishes, Bulma?”

“Good grief, it IS you!” called Bulma. “But how?! You’re completely different!”

“Time Lords tend to change their physical makeup when they’re about to die somehow,” replied Whis. “Now, Lady Doctor…what’s this about the Grouping? Surely it already happened?”

“…I’m afraid there’s a new one and…I’m partially to blame,” replied the Doctor. “You see, Amy was encouraged by her future to come with me, then a whole thing surrounding the TARDIS happened on Gallifrey, resulting in the TARDIS’ heart bi-generating so the old heart becomes the new Eye of Harmony-.”

“And that released its stabilization over the paradox surrounding Amy,” finished Whis, “resulting in chronal surges. I see you have a Thal with you. Does that mean Amy told her past to go with you?”

“Yes, and she’s on Mobius. Her return there is another thing that I really don’t have time to explain. I’m trying to send people back to their native times like Tysar here.”

“Hello,” said Tysar. “Turns out the frequency of chronal surges is happening faster. I got plucked from New Davius and landed in Gotham, then we had to save Martin Luther King Jr.”

“Hm, that IS a worry,” remarked Whis. He then summoned his staff out of thin air and peered into it. “Hm, You’re right, two chronal surges are on approach. One is centered around this planet, the other…I’m not too sure I-.” That was when the chronal surges washed over everyone.

“Oh heavens!” gulped the Doctor.

“They arrived at the same time,” shuddered Whis. “It really IS getting worse!”

“Doctor, what does that mean?!” asked Tysar.

“Time is unravelling,” replied the Doctor. “All we’re doing is treating the symptoms when we should be finding the cause.”

“I’m afraid I can’t help you much there,” sighed Whis as he peered into his staff again. “While that paradox surrounding Amy was the seed, I don’t think it’s your TARDIS’ old heart becoming the new Eye of Harmony that’s the source.”

“We’ll discuss those theories later,” said the Doctor. “Right now, we need to find who was taken or brought here and bring them back to their original points in space/time.”

“Now that, I CAN help you there,” smiled Whis. “It looks like no one from the present was taken. It looks like one chronal surge took someone from the past and put them here while the other surge took someone from just a few seconds in the future to right here. …It looks like that last one-.”

“Poyo?” asked a childish voice.

“Hm?” Beerus looked down at his feet…then yowled in terror and scrambled up to a higher place!

“Lord Beerus, why are you acting-?” Whis trailed off when he saw what Beerus was freaking out over. It was a pink ball with a face, stumps for arms, and big feet!

“Kirby?!” yelped the Doctor.

“LORD BEERUS, MOVE OVER!” Whis shrieked in terror as he tried to join his master.

“NO! FIND YOUR OWN BUTT SHELTER!” shouted Beerus in a panic. Everyone just stared at the God and Angel scrambling to get away from Kirby.

“…Lord Beerus, Whis, what on Earth is wrong with you?” asked the Doctor. “Kirby’s got an appetite, yes, but-.”

“Don’t you know that thing’s reputation, Doctor?!” yelped Whis girlishly.

“Doctor?” asked Kirby as he tilted his face in confusion.

“Yes, Kirby, it’s me,” replied the Doctor. “Remember when we fought the Weeping Angels on Popstar? You sucked up Rassilon’s regeneration energy and became Time Lord Kirby. And we won against the Angels too.”

“Doctor!” cheered Kirby happily as he leapt into the Doctor’s arms.

“It’s good to see you too, Kirby!” replied the Doctor happily.

“Doctor, you’re friends with a Star Warrior?” asked Tysar.

“Oh, you know about them?” quizzed the Doctor. “I met Kirby when I was on a quest for the Key to Time. I remember Kirby being a hungry boy.”

“Doctor, that pink menace eats and eats and eats! Even gods have been consumed by him!” protested Beerus. “My Hakai technique won’t do any good!”

“For your own safety, please get away from him and let me send him back!” urged Whis.

“Oh, come now!” dismissed the Doctor as she set Kirby down. “He’s not dangerous to his friends and he’s made many friends!”

“Hold on, Beerus,” said Goku, “he’s scary to you and Whis?”

“Goku, you’re not thinking of fighting that horror, are you?!” argued Whis. “Even Grand Zeno wouldn’t dare!”

“Whis, you’re just exciting Goku!” snarled Beerus.

“I wouldn’t bother picking a fight, Goku,” said the Doctor. “Kirby’s not a fighter by nature.”

“Aw!” complained Goku. “But I wanna know how strong he is!” Kirby then saw the food and gurgled happily. He then opened his mouth and inhaled! The food flew into his mouth and Kirby only stopped when it was all gone! Bulma and Goku goggled in surprise.

“That was enough to feed ten Saiyans!” yelped Bulma.

“He’s called the Devourer among us gods and angels for a reason!” called Beerus. “Now let Whis get rid of him and-!”

“Absolutely not!” defended the Doctor. “We might need him to help out with the other fellow that got caught up in the chronal surge.”

“Doctor, that’s no longer your call to make!” replied Whis. “Now move aside so-!”

“Hang on!” interrupted Goku as he looked to the north. “Something’s just popped up.”

“Oh? And what’s that?” asked Beerus. “What’s more important than getting rid of a menace?!”

“…IT’S CELL!” yelped Goku.

“What?! Cell?!” Bulma’s eyes widened in fear. “But how?!”

“Might I ask who this Cell person is?” asked the Doctor.

“A Bio-android with the DNA of Goku and all his friends!” explained Bulma. “Designed by a Red Ribbon army scientist to kill Goku!”

“But my son, Gohan, killed him years ago!” said Goku.

“Whis, can you-?” asked Bulma.

“Let me have a little looksee,” replied Whis as he looked into his staff. “…Oh my! It IS that Cell monster your son killed, Goku! It looks like he ended up in the ruins of that arena he made.”

“We gotta get there now!” urged Goku.

“And send him back to when he’s supposed to die,” remarked Beerus. “Whis-!”

“Yes, I know, Lord Beerus,” sighed Whis. He raised his staff, surrounded everyone in a green bubble, then everyone vanished.

“WAIT! YOU BROUGHT THE PINK-!” Beerus’ warning came too little, too late.