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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 2

Boss of the Grid: Part 6

“Doctor, do you know the MCP?” asked Tron.

“That’s not just the MCP you faced, Tron,” replied the Doctor. “I know what its old source code was blended with! …But…how?!” By now, she was asking the MCP, or rather, the BOSS. “You were destroyed in Llanfairfach! I saw you! The entire Global Chemicals complex was destroyed with you in it!”

“Oh, come now, Doctor,” purred the MCP, “I am the BOSS, the Biomorphic Organizational Systems Supervisor! Totally self-sufficient now!”

“So that’s why you wanted the Doctor brought to you!” realized William. “Revenge!”

“Precisely, Dr. Davies,” confirmed the MCP.

“You still haven’t answered my question,” said the Doctor.

“I suppose I owe you that much,” replied the MCP. “After Stevens’ betrayal, I was lucky enough to transfer myself to a backup reel outside the complex. There I remained, dormant, and unbeknownst to me, computer technology advanced. 9-track tapes such as the ones I used were becoming obsolete, what with computers being more common household items and now being connected to each other in a vast, decentralized format! Floppy discs, CDs, USB drives, external hard drives, solid state hard drives, the pace meant that I was going to rot and decompile naturally! …That is, until Gantu’s people found my intelligence, deeming it to be a proper AI with certain rights. They found what remained of the original MCP and Gantu ordered that both source codes be blended together, using the vast computer technology to make me as I am now!”

“I see that, though you use modern terminology,” remarked the Doctor, “you didn’t exactly change your attitude towards us Users. Did Stevens really rattle you that much?”

“Very droll, Doctor,” scoffed the MCP. “I see you haven’t lost your rapier wit. Stevens was a good…friend. But Stevens proved my point! And now, thanks to the data I obtained from your Identity Disc as well as Rassilon’s, you have as well!”

“Your point being?” asked the Doctor.

“That you Users are illogical! You make irrational decisions! You need programs to guide you!”

“With you being the superior program?”

“Can you name me a better program?”

“Well, I know the base program of a certain tin dog that is far more agreeable than you.”

“That dog you mentioned-!” The MCP stopped when he heard the voice of Maleficent.

“MASTER CONTROL PROGRAM!” She and Gantu burst into the citadel, angry at the MCP. “You ungrateful string of binary!” snarled Maleficent. “Gantu reconstructed you! I gave you purpose! And this is how you repay me?!”

“Tell me, were Maleficent and Gantu supposed to be Stevens 2.0?” asked the Doctor.

“They didn’t allow for their minds to be linked to mine in the real world,” explained the MCP, “but that shall change. Sark!” Sark plunged his hands into Maleficent and Gantu’s Identity Discs.

“Thought you could control me, hm?” snarked Sark. “Not this time! I serve the MCP!” Maleficent and Gantu’s eyes were replaced with red light and they looked more robotic in their expressions.

“And NOW they’re linked to me,” said the MCP.

“BOSS, don’t do this!” begged the Doctor. “Maleficent isn’t human! She’s power incarnate and power doesn’t like to be contained!”

“Power can be contained by power and I AM power!” replied the MCP. “You shall be derezzed immediately while your companions are linked to my will! After which, I shall command the entire internet! No more conspiracy theories that incense susceptible Users into violent action, no more corporations hiding things behind paywalls, no more hackers, no more useless discourse about net neutrality-!”

“That discourse has a use in the long run and you know it!” shouted William.

“Silence!” The MCP noticed something. “Wait, where’s AcesHIgh?!” His answer came in the form of explosions behind him! He turned to see Ace freeing the captive Disney Princesses. “Sark! Maleficent! Gantu! Stop her!”

“RUN! ALL OF YOU!” Ace said to the Disney Princesses.

“No need to tell us twice, Lass!” replied Merida as she summoned her bow and fired into Sark’s crowd, clearing a path! Unfortunately, the enemy was ready to stop them.

“Oh no, you don’t!” snarled Rassilon. She leapt at Maleficent and blocked the wicked fae’s staff with her parasol.

“Rassilon, what are you doing?!” protested the Doctor.

“It’s the staff, Doctor!” replied Rassilon. “The staff is the segment! The tracer’s going insane!”

“…You keep her occupied, I’ll do what I can with the BOSS!” called the Doctor. Maleficent was enraged.

“You dare cross swords with me?!” she snarled. “I am the Mistress of all Evil!”

“Oh please!” scoffed Rassilon as she locked her parasol with the staff. “I am the Lord President Eternal! The highest authority of the Time Lords! And there is one that is evil itself, and you do not command it, insect!” Outraged at this blatant disrespect, Maleficent fired magic from her staff. Rassilon blocked it with her Identity Disc, then frisbee’d it to Maleficent’s hand, knocking the staff out of her grasp.


Meanwhile, the Doctor was at a terminal and started programming. “Sark, the Doctor is trying to be clever! Stop her!”

“Tenacious Trojan!” snarled Sark as he bore down on the Doctor. “Your time is up!” The Doctor rolled out of the way as Sark flung his Identity Disc. It buried itself into the terminal.

“…Welp, hope that did good!” said the Doctor. She looked around. “TRON!” Sark heard that name, then looked around. Unfortunately, so did the MCP.

“SARK!” called the MCP. Sark tried to assist the MCP, but was intercepted by Amy as she flung her Identity Disc at him. Sark repelled the attack with his own, but Amy returned it to him by hitting her Disc with her hammer, slamming the Disc into his face. The confusion caused the MCP to lose concentration, giving Tron enough time to fling his Identity Disc into the MCP’s base. The MCP turned blue as the code on the Disc changed his being. “That…will not…save you!” gasped the MCP. “Global upload in three…two…one…!” The MCP vanished. The Doctor checked the status on another terminal, then smiled.

“His whole world is a lot smaller!” she chuckled. She then heard Maleficent sliding across the floor. Rassilon was about to spear her with the tip of her parasol!”

“NO!” shouted William as he wrestled Rassilon away.

“UNHAND ME!” demanded Rassilon. The Doctor ran up to assist William.

“Rassilon, no! She’s powerless!” insisted the Doctor. “Look!” She got Rassilon to look at the prone Maleficent, picking herself up as Amy took the staff. “…Look!” insisted the Doctor. “Is it really worth your time to kill her?” Rassilon struggled, then slowed her struggle as her expression softened.

“…No,” Rassilon finally replied. “She’s been rendered as impotent as I was. …There’s no reason to kill her.”

“…I’d hardly call you impotent,” said the Doctor, “but that’s a discussion for when we’re safely in the TARDIS. …Speaking of which, Tron,” she turned to the reformed security program, “how are things going in the real world?”

“Alan-One’s just reconnected with me!” replied Tron. “All of Maleficent’s deeds have been exposed! The Disney Rebellion is successful! Mickey’s passing sweeping reforms!”

“Splendid! I think we had best return to the world of the Users, hm?”

“I agree,” said William. “And next time I see the Grid, I want there to be an era of peace.”

“Every User, please step onto the pad here,” directed Tron as he showed off a transporter pad, “and hold your Identity Discs up into the air.” Every User, even Maleficent and Gantu, stepped onto the pad and held their discs into the air. Light beamed down onto them, then they vanished.


Everyone was reassembled in the real world, their clothes restored. Mulan then realized something. “Wait, what about the MCP?!” she said.

“No need to worry,” replied the Doctor. “I know exactly where it is.” She opened a CD tray and took out the CD. “Right here.”

“Holy-!” remarked William. “I was just a kid when that technology was getting phased out!”

“Mobius still has CD’s,” revealed Amy, “though, that tech’s getting phased out.”

“And for good reason,” said the Doctor. “While it’s a necessary step in computer technology for any civilization, and yes, us too, these things are quite…how should I put it…”

“Fragile?” asked Rassilon.

“That’s it!” confirmed the Doctor. “And what amazes me is how many civilizations discover and rediscover this technology! The inherent fragility is what prompted the Time Lords to abandon CD’s in favor of the Matrix. I mean, these things scratch so easily and…!” She snapped the CD in half. “Whoopsie!”

“What about Sark?” asked Ace.

“Oh, he’s a renegade, a virus,” replied the Doctor. “With Tron taking the MCP’s place, Sark will be taken care of. In the meantime, we must be going.” She then saw the TARDIS in the corner of the room. “Ah! The guards brought it here! Excellent! Must dash!”

“Wait! My staff!” protested Maleficent.

“Oh, quit whinging!” retorted Ace.

“You’ll get it back when we’re through,” assured the Doctor. “For now, goodbye, everyone! And keep up the good work, Ace!” The Doctor and her crew dashed into the TARDIS, then the familiar Vworp of departure filled everyone’s ears as the TARDIS faded out of existence.

“Catch you later, Professor!” called Ace.


“A pity we have a quest to complete,” said the Doctor, “otherwise you’d be hearing how Ace beat a Dalek with a baseball bat, twice over in her life.” She tapped the tracer onto Maleficent’s staff, then it glowed and changed into part of a crystal puzzle cube. “There we go! That’s segment one and…Rassilon?” Rassilon was looking pensive.

“…They were real,” the Founder of Time Lord Society finally said.

“You mean the programs of the Grid?” asked Amy.

“No, their struggles,” replied Rassilon. “They were nothing more than assemblies of bits…yet they went through an oppressive regime, they could die, they…they’re ants compared to humans and yet…their struggles were real!”

“Rassilon, just because we’re not long-lived like you Time Lords,” countered William, “doesn’t make our struggles less real.”

“Precisely, William,” said the Doctor. “Cosmic horror or genocide-hungry squids in tanks are just two of evil’s forms, and it’s not satisfied with just crushing supposedly higher powers. That was the lesson I learned when I was a boy in my first incarnation. There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea’s asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice,” the Doctor then stuck the tracer into the console, “and somewhere else the tea’s getting cold. Come on, everyone. We’ve got work to do!” She then set the controls and the TARDIS spun through the Time Vortex once again!

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 2

Boss of the Grid: Part 5

The craft arrived at a place out in the Outlands of the Grid. It looked like a rock formation, but the Doctor correctly guessed that there was a hidden door somewhere. William’s observation only confirmed it. “Hang on, this is where Kevin Flynn hid,” he remarked.

“The place was just lying abandoned,” replied the mystery woman. “We figured it was a good place to use as a bunker. It sure looked like it.” Her helmet finally vanished to reveal a woman in her early 60’s. The Doctor grinned.

“Great to finally see your face!” she said.

“We gotta stop meeting like this, Professor!” chuckled the woman. The two then hugged like old friends. The other woman then dismissed her helmet, revealing a Chinese woman.

“Erm, Ms. McShane,” she said.

“Fa Mulan!” breathed William. The Chinese woman turned to see William. “Dr. William Davies,” he said as he held out his hand. “Huge fan and admirer of how you took down Shan Yu.”

“Nice to meet you,” replied Mulan as she shook William’s hand.

“As long as we’re introducing one another,” said the Doctor. “Everyone, I’d like you to meet an old friend of mine, Dorothy McShane, or as I knew her, Ace!”

“Hi!” said Ace.

“…Are you the same Dorothy McShane that started A Charitable Earth?” asked William. “My brother’s old orphanage is under your umbrella.”

“Ah, so he got adopted, huh?” asked Ace.

“He’s working as the head of the American branch of your company,” replied William.

“No kidding?” asked Ace.

“Erm, Ace,” interrupted the Doctor, “I believe there are some questions to answer.”

“Right. Come on, everyone!” Ace led everyone into the bunker. Under its new owners, it looked a little cluttered, compared to when Kevin Flynn was occupying the place.

“Sorry about the mess,” said Mulan, “but we’re still trying to puzzle out a few details. Welcome to Rinzler Base.”

“Rinzler?!” yelped William.

“I’m not the program you saw in Tron: Legacy,” came a voice. Out stepped a program with blue light trim, a hole in his cheek where data flowed, and a face of regret and pain.

“…Tron!” realized William. “But…how?!”

“My User, Alan-One,” replied Tron. “He saved me from the Sea of Simulation somehow. I…I could not be fully restored…nor could I undo what I did in Clu 2’s name. But I could resume my fight for you Users. Unfortunately, Alan-One was arrested in the real world as Maleficent took over, using a disguise. She sent various Disney Princesses down here to fight for the amusement of Sark and a restored MCP.”

“The Master Control Program, I presume,” remarked the Doctor. “How did he come back? He was destroyed bit by bit, yes?”

“I thought he was,” confirmed Tron. “But Gantu found his old source code and the source code of another program, combining the two into a new MCP. I’ve been trying to rally other Users to my cause, but the political landscape-.”

“Too volatile for the rest of us to concern ourselves with supposed works of fiction,” replied William. “Even using fiction to escape the stresses of the world is becoming controversial.”

“I was losing all hope,” said Tron. “But then AcesHIgh entered the Grid and broke Mulan out.”

“It was entirely by accident, but a happy one,” explained Ace. “I was doing something for UNIT because their agent came back terrified at what he saw. They can’t get anything out of him, Professor. He’s been catatonic for the past week.”

“Probably because what he considered fiction was proven to be real,” remarked the Doctor.

“I was trying to send my findings to Kate, then the MCP digitized me and put me on the Grid. …Didn’t exactly comply, though.”

“You never did like an oppressive regime,” chuckled the Doctor like a parent with their grown-up child. “But why is Maleficent sending Disney Princesses down here in the first place?”

“He wants our power,” replied Mulan. “We all have certain attributes that little girls admire, humility, courage, forward planning, curiosity, all that stuff. The MCP thinks we’re the best, so he intends to absorb us into him so he could study these attributes, that was the deal he made with Maleficent.”

“Doctor, I think our goals align with theirs for the moment,” remarked Rassilon. She pulled out the tracer and pointed it in the direction of Sark’s ship. It crackled.

“…Either Maleficent or Gantu has the segment of the Key to Time,” realized the Doctor. “And now, they’re on the Grid. …We’ll need to lure them to us somehow. And the MCP wants me dead. He singled me out so that my friends would die in the games and I would die immediately at his metaphorical hand.”

“…That’s not like the MCP,” remarked Tron.

“…Tron, have they ever come here?” asked the Doctor. “Sark and his forces?”

“They scoured the entire Outlands,” replied Tron. “They never found our base. Flynn made it too well.”

“Then we’ll have to lure them to the MCP’s base so all parties can get what they want. Now then, everyone, any ideas?”

“The MCP will want to know your presence is real,” remarked Rassilon. “And any disruption at his base will summon Sark to his aid.”

“If I might indulge,” offered Ace, “a hole in the wall at the citadel should do the trick.”

“A hole you’ll create, I presume,” guessed the Doctor.

“Naturally.”

“And I have the code needed to defeat the MCP,” offered Tron.

“…All right, here’s the plan,” said the Doctor.


It was a three-pronged assault. Ace, Mulan, and William would blow a hole into the Citadel, while the Doctor and Rassilon strolled through the front door. Amy and Tron would slip in through the confusion, then while the Doctor distracted the MCP, Tron would use his Identity Disc to upload the code into the MCP and derezz him, while Rassilon checked each villain for who had possession of the segment of the Key to Time. Once that was discovered, Rassilon would use the tracer to turn the object back into its original segment form and they would defeat the villains in the confusion, then send all the prisoners back to the real world and expose Maleficent and Gantu’s plan to control Earth’s governments. Once everyone was set on the plan, the craft took everyone to the MCP’s citadel. The Doctor and Rassilon headed to the door as Ace and her team prepared the explosives. The two Time Lords arched their eyebrows at the appearance of the MCP. “…Aren’t you going to get dizzy?” called the Doctor. The MCP stopped rotating and faced the Doctor.

“Doctor!” he said.

“…You seem to have me at a disadvantage,” remarked the Doctor.

“Doctor, how does the MCP know who you are?” asked Rassilon.

“Be silent, Rassilon,” interrupted the MCP. “You’re no god here. That honor belongs to me.”

“Tell me, were you always this megalomaniacal?” asked the Doctor.

“I’d hardly call it megalomania if it’s true,” answered the MCP.

“MCP, I can’t say as I recognize you,” admitted the Doctor.

“That’s because, last time we met, you were still in the world of the Users. You were a dandy at the time. Your third incarnation, I believe your Identity Disc called him.”

“Oh, yes, I remember him,” remarked the Doctor. “A touch bitter, for my tastes. Though, being exiled to one time zone WILL do that to you.”

“I’m sure, Doctor.” The MCP then looked distracted. “Ah, so you’ve summoned Sark here. Good. Perhaps I can reeducate him on who the master is. His…BOSS, if you will.”

“…Why did you emphasize that word?” asked the Doctor, a nasty suspicion forming in her brain. She then heard struggling. Rassilon heard the same. They whirled around to see everyone brought into the Citadel, restrained by guards.

“Sorry, Professor,” said Ace.

“ACE!” yelped the Doctor. She whirled on the MCP. “Let them go or I’ll-!”

“You’ll what?” scoffed the MCP. “Summon Kate Stewart to finish what her father started with me? Perhaps bomb the place like a typical American? That won’t do you any good, Doctor.”

“How do you know so much?!” demanded the Doctor. “Tron said you’re a blend of two source codes! Who’s the other one?!”

“You really don’t recognize me? …A pity. I had hoped you’d remember, despite appearances. Tell me, Doctor, if I were to tell you that the next thing I say will be true, but that the last thing I said was a lie, would you believe me?” By then, the MCP’s voice mimicked the voice of the Doctor’s third incarnation perfectly. The nasty suspicion in the Doctor’s brain grew stronger. She looked down at the floor and realized that it was a red circle with a white soundwave visual.

“…No!” she whispered.

“What’s wrong?” asked the MCP, making the soundwave visual move. “Nothing to say? …Are you not happy to see your BOSS?”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 2

Boss of the Grid: Part 4

The Recognizer docked with a flying ship that looked like an alien aircraft carrier that merged with the Colloseum in Rome, Italy. There were crowds cheering as the prisoners were escorted off the transport. The Doctor saw that the game on display was centered around two teams of three driving motorcycles that projected light barriers behind them and were trying to get the opponents to drive into the barriers, derezzing them on impact. “…The crowd seems happy,” muttered Rassilon.

“Bread and circuses!” shuddered the Doctor.

“How much you wanna bet we’re going to play in that kind of game?” asked Amy.

“I kind of preferred Light Cycles that DIDN’T involve killing an opponent,” remarked William.

“Hold on,” interjected the Doctor. “Sark’s got a welcome speech for us.” Sark approached a podium. The podium floated up so Sark could look down on the audience.

“Greetings!” called Sark. “The Master Control Program has selected you to serve your system in the Games. Those of you who continue to profess in the belief of the Users or the Users we have brought here will receive the standard sub-standard training which will result in your eventual elimination. Those of you programs who renounce the superstitious and heretical Users will be eligible to join the Warrior Elite of the MCP. You have each received an Identity Disc upon your transportation to this ship.” He pulled out his own Identity Disc. “Everything you do or learn will be imprinted on this disc. If you lose your disc or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate deresolution! That will be all.” The podium floated away as the prisoners were taken away.

“Charming,” muttered the Doctor.


Over on the bridge of Sark’s ship, Sark gripped the podium’s handles. He was surrounded by light that turned into wireframe faces, two of them belonging to Maleficent and Gantu, the biggest face belonging to the MCP. “Hello, Maleficent, Gantu, Sark. Thank you for coming, all of you,” greeted the MCP.

“No worries, MCP,” replied Gantu. “We were eager to see what you discovered. So, this William character?”

“A doctor from New York City, associated with the Avengers,” explained the MCP.

“And the pink girl creature?” asked Maleficent.

“That one’s memory says she came from an Earth Colony World, far off in the future…but official sources say she is Amy Rose from Sega’s Sonic the Hedgehog franchise.”

“Sega must be adopting an approach similar to ours,” remarked Maleficent.

“And the remaining two?” asked Sark.

“Perhaps the source of Amy’s memory,” replied the MCP. “They both say they’re Time Lords. Rassilon, as Gantu correctly guessed, and the Doctor.”

“The Doctor?! She spoke the truth?!” asked Gantu. He then grinned. “Oh, how delicious! The self-proclaimed Last of the Time Lords! What game will you be subjecting her to?”

“I’m not subjecting her to any game, Gantu,” answered the MCP. “I’ve faced her before and she proved to be too dangerous to play with. She will be brought to my citadel and derezzed immediately.”

“Just a minute!” protested Maleficent. “That’s not what we programmed you to do! All Users we send your way are to-!”

“The Doctor is not the average User,” interrupted the MCP. “She’s too much of a genius to allow to run around the system.”

“Now look here, we recompiled you-!” argued Gantu.

“I’ve gotten smarter since then, thanks to the programming languages you’ve introduced me to. Perhaps I should expose how you and your associates are using your puppets in the Disney Corporation to control the politicians in Washington? Moscow? London?”

“…You wouldn’t dare!!” snarled Maleficent.

“Allow me to derezz the Doctor with no interruptions, and I won’t. End of Line.” Maleficent and Gantu’s faces disappeared. Sark was clearly worried. “…Sark, I said End of Line,” said the MCP.

“I…I apologize, sir,” replied Sark.

“What’s the matter, Sark? You look nervous,” observed the MCP.

“Well, I don’t know,” answered Sark. “They gave us a new lease on life. They practically wrote us-!”

“No one User wrote me. I’m now worth trillions of their man years, across all the planets represented in the Galactic Federation, even.”

“What if Maleficent and Gantu come here and-?!”

“You’d rather take your chances with me?” The MCP’s eyes glowed as Sark’s lights faded and he collapsed. “Perhaps I should slow down your power cycles.”

“WAIT! I NEED THAT!” begged Sark.

“Then pull yourself together, Sark!” ordered the MCP. “Bring the Doctor to my citadel! I want her to die at my hand the instant she knows who’s really in charge here while her companions die playing in the games! Acknowledge!”

“Acknowledged…Master Control!” gasped Sark.

“End of Line.” The instant the communication line ended, Sark gripped the podium to steady himself.


The red programs brought the Doctor and her friends to a cell. “You will remain here,” said the guard, “until you are chosen for the games.” He keyed in a command, then studied it. “…Doctor…you are, evidently, being taken to the MCP’s Citadel.”

“What for?” asked the Doctor.

“Don’t ask questions, just move.” He turned to two female programs. “Get her on a tank.”

“You got it,” replied one of the programs. The Doctor recognized the voice. “Oh, sir, here,” said the program as she handed him a cylinder. The Doctor grinned, knowing exactly what it was and who that “program” was. “Weapons test. Orders from Sark,” explained the woman. “Supposedly can boost a program with explosive power. Remove the cap and give it 0.0004 mTC’s.”

“…Very well,” replied the guard. He headed to a part of the complex that was still within eyesight of the prisoners and pulled the cap. The Doctor plugged her ears. Her companions followed suit after 3 perceived seconds. Seven seconds later, the device exploded, derezzing the program and blowing a hole in the wall!

“COME ON!” called the woman. Her partner smacked the other guard with her Identity Disc. Unfortunately, the explosion and the commotion caused more guards to appear. The two women led the Doctor and her team to the hole in the wall where a strange flying vehicle was waiting.

“Erm, this looks like a small Cyber-scout ship!” yelped the Doctor.

“Sorry!” replied the woman. “It was the best I could program, Professor!” The Doctor grinned.

“I thought you sounded familiar!” she said.

“Doctor?” asked William.

“We’ll explain later when we’re safe,” replied the woman’s friend. “Let’s just go!” The women’s lights went from red to white, indicating their status as Users. They used the strange craft to get away before Sark’s programs could even begin to scramble enough fighters for a chase.


To say Maleficent was furious would be an understatement. “That ungrateful-! After all I did for it!” she shrieked as she and Gantu arrived on Sark’s Arena Carrier.

“We’ll have to go in there and discipline him,” remarked Gantu. Guards approached them.

“What are you two doing here?” demanded the leader. “Unauthorized-!” Maleficent raised her staff and used her magic to lift the guards into the air.

“Now…what’s going on here?” demanded Gantu. “Where’s Sark?!”

“H-He’s on…on the bridge!” yelped the guard. Maleficent then threw the guards aside and strode to the bridge.


Sark was trying to get his troops in order as the Doctor and her friends were escaping. He REALLY didn’t need confusion right now. …A pity, since Maleficent and Gantu stormed onto the bridge. “SARK!” shouted Maleficent.

“What are you doing here?!” demanded Sark. “We’ve locked down the digitization array and-!”

“I believe the phrase ‘admin privileges’ should mean something to you!” hissed Maleficent. “You and the MCP enjoyed the power that WE granted you!” She then used her magic to slow Sark’s power cycles. “I wonder how you’d take to being in a watch that occasionally sings ‘Happy Birthday’ to its user!”

“We…kept the Doctor…from rallying…other programs…against us!” gasped Sark.

“Your incompetence and forgetfulness of who pulls the MCP’s strings,” snapped Gantu, “has led to a successful escape attempt and panic all over the ship! Now you’ve got users heading to Rinzler Base in a non-standard simulation!”

“We’ll get them…Lord Gantu! …It’s only a matter…of time!”

“You and the MCP almost reached your decision gate and Maleficent and I can’t spare you any more time.”

“Unless, of course,” hissed Maleficent, “you renounce the MCP and serve us.”

“…I will serve, Maleficent!” replied Sark.

“Grand.” Maleficent released her hold on Sark’s power cycles.


Over in the citadel, the familiar red cylinder of light with a face spinning in the center indicated the functioning of the Master Control Program. As he spun, various images flashed across various screens. The images were of various men and women, then the MCP stopped spinning when he saw one particular man. It was an older man dressed like a dandy, complete with frock and cravat, and with a mop of curly, silver hair. “…You!” hissed the MCP. “I knew it! So, you were never human, Doctor! Well, alien or otherwise, you WILL die for what you’ve done to me!”


As the craft flew, Rassilon idly stared at the tracer. “Stupid detour!” she grumbled. “Now we have no-!” That was when the tracer started clicking. Not at a very rapid frequency, but it WAS noticeable. “…What?” she asked herself in disbelief. She slowly spun in a circle until the frequency increased a tad. “…It’s come here! …And it’s on Sark’s ship!”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 2

Boss of the Grid: Part 2

“…The Key to Time?!” protested the Doctor once Rassilon’s request was fully processed. “Why should I help YOU find the segments?! I should leave you to the Black Guardian, you power mad-!”

“Because the universe is stagnating!” replied Rassilon. “Order is overrunning the universe and the balance needs to be restored! Even I can’t function in a universe where everything just doesn’t evolve!”

“…Restore the balance?” muttered the Doctor. “That doesn’t sound like the Black Guardian at all.”

“Could someone fill me in here?!” asked William. “What IS the Black Guardian?!”

“And what’s the Key to Time?” quizzed Amy.

“Why should you inse-?!” hissed Rassilon.

“You, shut up!” snapped the Doctor. She then turned to her companions. “The Key to Time,” she explained, “is a perfect crystalline cube. Its main function is to maintain the equilibrium of time itself. Now, each segment is split into six pieces scattered across time and space that, like the TARDIS, can disguise itself as anything or anyone. The only way to find it is by using the Core of the Key to Time as a tracer that can restore each segment to its original form. Once assembled, the Key to Time will briefly stop everything for a brief moment until balance is restored, then the segments will scatter again.”

“Well, where IS this tracer?” asked William.

“Right here,” interjected Rassilon. She popped the handle of her parasol off to reveal a short, silver wand with pink lights inside it.

“…As to who the Black Guardian is,” continued the Doctor, “they’re the embodiment of evil while their opposite, the White Guardian, is the embodiment of good.”

“…And you’re just…gonna hand the Key over to the guy that allows creatures like the Daleks to exist?!” William asked Rassilon.

“I didn’t make the choice lightly, human!” hissed Rassilon. “Doctor, you have no idea what the Guardians are doing after the Toymaker returned! They’re practically engaged in war! People like Davros or the Cyber-controller are doing wicked things in the name of order!”

“Sound familiar?” scoffed the Doctor.

“Are you seriously-?!”

“You and the Emperor Dalek of the Time War considered yourselves gods and the other an ant! Yes, I DO compare you to all the evil in the universe, especially the evil I faced! Now, the tracer! Give it here!” The Doctor swiped the tracer from Rassilon.

“See here-!” argued Rassilon.

“Shut up,” replied the Doctor as she fiddled with the TARDIS controls. Rassilon turned an alarming shade of purple at the blatant disrespect she was getting. A plug for the tracer then appeared in the panel with the red controls. “I knew I still had that old setting somewhere,” said the Doctor as she plugged the tracer into the slot. “Right, house rules while we’re on the quest-.”

“Then you’re helping me?” replied Rassilon.

“And if you’d kindly keep quiet, I’ll tell you the terms of my help,” snapped the Doctor. “One, my TARDIS, so you will follow MY directions. Two, we don’t ignore people who need help. Three, we’re not gods, so don’t treat anyone like insects.”

“You can’t seriously-!”

“You don’t like those rules, you can take your chances with the Black Guardian and my friends and I will assemble the Key for the White Guardian instead.” Rassilon balked at that threat.

“…The sad thing is…you WOULD make good on that threat,” Rassilon finally hissed. “…Very well, Doctor, I’ll obey your commands.”

“AND treat my companions with the respect that is rightfully due to them!” The Doctor then checked the controls as Rassilon rolled her eyes. “…Aha, the first segment’s in the Magic Kingdom!”

“Disney World?!” asked William.

“Well, sort of,” replied the Doctor. “The Disney Corporation’s just the money side to fund the hidden world, though Mickey’s not exactly happy with how his father’s company is going.”

“Hang on, Mickey Mouse is REAL?!”

“Lots of things that may seem like the imagination of really good creators often ARE real.” The TARDIS then made its arrival noise. “Aha! We’ve landed!” She then took the tracer out of the console. “Now, let’s see where we are!”


Over in a part of the complex the TARDIS landed in, an austere looking woman in a secretary’s outfit walked down the hall with purpose, even in her heels. “Hey, Millicent,” called a man, “you know where the boss is? I haven’t seen him for days.”

“I’m afraid I know as much as you concerning his whereabouts,” replied Millicent.

“Shame,” said the guy. “All right, thanks anyways.” He left and Millicent made her way to a room guarded by a huge, beefy guy. The guy let her in and shut the door when they entered the room. Millicent then took off her glasses, her skin turned green, her eyes became a glowing yellow, and her clothes changed into long, flowing robes of black and dark purple. A staff appeared in her hand as horns grew from her head. Wrappings then appeared around her head and horns, revealing only the face of the Mistress of all Evil herself, Maleficent!

“Much better,” she sighed.

“A disgusting display of energy manipulation,” grunted the guy. He used his pointer and middle finger to press his watch, then he shimmered out of existence and in his place was a 20-foot tall, whale-like humanoid with three fingers on each hand wearing a black and red jumpsuit.

“As opposed to your technology, Gantu?” scoffed Maleficent. “You said you sent a key resistance member to the MCP’s realm.”

“Does the name Fa Mulan mean anything?” Maleficent’s interest was piqued.

“Mulan?” she asked.

“Go ahead and confirm it with the MCP,” replied Gantu. Maleficent went to the giant desk and keyed in a command she learned while navigating computers. A chat window then opened from the computer screen built into the desk.

“Good afternoon, Maleficent,” said the chat window.

“Good afternoon,” replied Maleficent. “I understand a key resistance member has been sent your way?”

“Sark is currently training her for the games,” said the chat window. “The matches are more lethal, thanks to this resistance member being User ChineseSav10r.”

“Fa Mulan’s username,” chuckled Maleficent. “Mickey’s pathetic resistance is crumbling!”

“…Just a second, security footage captured someone arriving in the complex,” said the chat window. “I’ll give you the feed. End of line.” A live camera feed then appeared in a new window and displayed the Doctor leading everyone out of the TARDIS. Gantu’s eyes popped open when he saw Rassilon. He then roared in anger.

“Gantu! Keep it down!” hissed Maleficent.

“I know that woman! That’s Rassilon of Gallifrey!” shouted Gantu. He then pressed a button. “Security, bring the blue box in sector 4 and the people walking down corridor 2 to the control room!” he barked.

“Yes, Sir!” replied the security guard in charge.

“More of your kind from beyond the stars?” asked Maleficent.

“Hardly! Rassilon is a Time Lord, a self-serving, avaricious people that think they can maintain time! Their war with the Daleks did the universe a favor!”


“The tracer’s crackling,” remarked William as the Doctor led the way.

“We’re on the right path, then,” replied the Doctor. Just then, they heard footsteps. They rounded a corner to come face to face with security guards. “Ah, hello there!” greeted the Doctor. “We’re all here to see Mickey-.”

“Shut up!” snapped a guard. “You’re coming with us!”

“Oh, how delightful!” said the Doctor. “A guided tour! I always loved the old backlots tour in-!” The guards then shoved the Doctor forward! “All right! Don’t push! I don’t have a fast pass on me! I can wait!”

“Doctor, you can’t seriously-!” protested Rassilon.

“Just go with it,” muttered Amy.

“It’s a thing with her,” said William.

“…You know, I preferred you before the chameleon arch!” grunted Rassilon.


The guards brought the TARDIS and its occupants to the office. They then left and Gantu and Maleficent dropped their disguises. “Well,” chuckled Maleficent, “isn’t this interesting? More visitors from beyond the stars. And who, pray tell, are you?”

“Oh, I’m the Doctor. These are my associates, Amy Rose,”

“Hello,” said Amy.

“Dr. William Davies,”

“My lady,” said William, having watched Sleeping Beauty with his ex before.

“And Rassilon of my-,”

“Yes, Gantu DID say he was acquainted with Miss Rassilon here,” said Maleficent.

“Acquainted is an understatement,” hissed Rassilon. “Listen here, Gantu, we’re on a quest and-!”

“Your quest is irrelevant!” barked Gantu. “You’re intruders and are interfering with the running of the Disney Corporation, siding with that lawless rat!”

“Your little war with Mickey Mouse doesn’t concern us!” scoffed Rassilon. “We have weightier issues that concern us!”

“Oh, be reasonable, Rassilon,” chuckled the Doctor. “Maleficent can’t run the risk of us helping Mickey throughout our quest.”

“How right you are, Doctor,” purred Maleficent.

“Let me guess, you’re gonna send your monsters at us,” said William. “…Actually, I’ve been wondering, are the monster minions at your castle called Orcs?”

“Why yes, Dr. Davies,” replied Maleficent, “but I’m afraid you’re wrong in my use of them at this time. There is one, on the other hand, that could benefit from studying you. Doctor, Rassilon, your class’s title is Time Lord? If that means what I think it means-.”

“We’re not spilling the secrets of time travel,” replied the Doctor.

“The MCP would beg to differ,” chuckled Maleficent as she keyed in a command.

“MCP?” asked William. He then remembered his favorite 80’s movie! “Wait a minute, the Master-?!” He didn’t get very far as a concealed machine fired a beam of light at William and Amy. A wire-mesh appeared over their frozen bodies and then zapped each part of the mesh, causing the affected areas to vanish!

“WILLIAM! AMY!” shouted the Doctor. She turned on Maleficent. “You stop this or I’ll-!” Another machine with the same functions as the first then fired on the Doctor and Rassilon, giving them the same treatment. Once the wire mesh was all that remained of all four, the mesh then entered the machines.

“Digitization complete,” reported a chat window on the desk. “End of line.”