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Gallifrey’s Rebirth: Part 3

“I don’t like this,” muttered Amy at one point.

“Do any of us?” asked the Doctor.

“Should we really trust the same person that gave Eggman the means to split the universe apart?” asked Amy.

“Okay, to be fair to Miss Tarae,” conceded the Doctor, “we BOTH told him how bone-headed it was to roboticize a TARDIS.”

“Gallifrey calling Thanakian Ship,” Romana said to a screen. “Thanakian Ambassador, come in please.” A horrifying monster appeared on the screen. “Ah, there you are. This is Romanadvoratrelundar, Romana for short, Lord President of the High Council of Time Lords and duly elected spokesperson for Gallifrey. It is my understanding that Miss Tarae told you that we can accept refugees.”

“That was the impression,” replied the monster, the Thanakian Ambassador, “but, forgive me for saying this, all we see is rubble and ruin. Under better circumstances, we would help you rebuild your world.”

“Yes, well, that’s thanks to one of our number learning the truth about our past and throwing a tantrum. I understand the Rutans are after you lot?”

“They have ravaged our planet! We cannot hold against them! If the Rutans are not shown that the universe will stand together, they will commit worse atrocities than the Daleks just to destroy the Sontarans!”

“That doesn’t sound like what we saw of their timeline,” said Romana, “but, then again, we haven’t been able to see ANY timeline as of late. …I sympathize with your plight, but, as you see, we’re not in a place to accept refugees.”

“Gallifrey, we beg you! All we ask is a place for our chief executive so that we may coordinate a plan of campaign!”

“…I’ll see what can be done if anything CAN be done,” sighed Romana.

“We are grateful,” replied the Thanakian Ambassador. Romana switched the call off and went off to find Rassilon. Much as she hated the former Lord President Eternal right now, Romana needed the advice of a previous ruler.


As the call went on, Miss Tarae and Amy were in a room alone. The Doctor and Lurra Rus had just gone for a cup of tea. “…What ARE you doing here, Miss Rose?” asked Miss Tarae once the silence was uncomfortable for her.

“Helping Rassilon restore Gallifrey, like the Doctor promised,” replied Amy. “Gotta admit, the work’s coming along nicely…although, I’m not an engineer, more of a muscle-.”

“You want to see me destroyed,” observed Miss Tarae.

“…I don’t want you to pull a Toymaker,” corrected Amy, “and turn the universe into your playground. There IS a distinction. And, given what few interactions we’ve had, well…not the best first impression, gotta say.”

“…Even if Gallifrey were restored, I’d still be alone,” muttered Miss Tarae. “An outcast from my people.”

“Only because they probably know your nature, probably not as well as the Doctor, granted.”

“…Indeed. …Miss Rose, do you know who is the nearest non-Time Lord that I have to a friend?”

“Nope.”

“…You.”

“Me?!” Amy was taken aback at that! “But-!”

“We have been through a lot in our few interactions, have we not?” asked Miss Tarae. “We are both women forging our own destinies. You said so yourself, you’re not an engineer, but your intellect lies not in that! It lies in bringing peace and prosperity to everyone! We have that much in common!”

“We’re not friends, Miss Tarae,” reminded Amy.

“No, we’re not,” conceded Miss Tarae. “…But I often think that, in some strange branch of history, we might have been. Fate has made us allies, Miss Rose! Imagine what we could achieve together!”

“You’re dangerous.”

“All beings of destiny are!”

“Beings of what?” laughed Amy. “Destiny? Before I met the Doctor, I was a heroine that lived her life in a linear pattern. Maybe I have a different perspective on fate and destiny.”

“You do, yes,” replied Miss Tarae. “But you are one of the Elite of Mobius! It was YOU that organized a successful resistance against Dr. Eggman when he was playing with the Phantom Ruby! The same resistance that freed Sonic from prison and led to the final victory in that campaign! The Doctor doesn’t pick her friends from the Rabble! I think Rassilon and Romana are like us! We CAN achieve great things!”

“You can’t have four supreme beings, Miss Tarae, by definition.”

“I always thought it was a question of destruction! …But I see now that the constant fighting just cancels out any gains. If we can work together-!”

“To what end?” asked Amy. “Like I said, I don’t know you as well as the Doctor, but I know you well enough! I know your nature!”

“…Your people had abandoned the death penalty long before your birth, yes?” quizzed Miss Tarae.

“…Yes,” replied Amy, not sure where Miss Tarae was going with this.

“…Why?”

“…Well, because, deep down, we all hold life to be sacred. We believe that even the worst criminal could be rehabilitated.”

“Precisely!” Amy blinked as she realized what Miss Tarae was driving at.

“You…think you’re a reformed character?” she asked.

“Not yet, Miss Rose,” replied Miss Tarae. “But I HAVE been given a new chance and I intend to take it!”

“The Doctor introduced me to a saying the humans have; a Dalek can’t change its bumps.”

“I am not a Dalek!” snarled Miss Tarae. “Unlike those monsters, I have always been in control of my destiny!” Her face softened and she looked away, holding her forearm. “I have…misused that power. …Done terrible things.”

“…But now you’re going straight?” asked Amy.

“…I understand your skepticism,” replied Miss Tarae. “All I ask is that you judge me by my actions.”

“Don’t worry, we all will,” snarked Amy.


As Amy and Miss Tarae talked, Susan approached the Doctor. “Ah, Susan!” greeted the Doctor. “Excellent! I’ll need some with-.”

“Grandfather, I just learned why Miss Tarae did what she did,” interrupted Susan.

“…She did a great many things, Susan,” replied the Doctor. “You’ll have to-.”

“I’m talking about the Timeless Child, Grandfather! About you!” The Doctor paused her labors. Susan wasn’t going to let this go. “…They didn’t change your original bio-data, did they? Rassilon and her former friends?”

“…No, they didn’t,” sighed the Doctor.

“Then there’s a very real chance that…”

“…Yes, Susan, barring any fatal damage between regenerations, you very well could have endless lives like me.”

“…Does this mean that, even if and when we restore Gallifrey, we’ll live beyond its final end?” The Doctor didn’t want to hear that question, but it was one that played in her mind. She already hated the fact that she would outlast her companions, but this…this was far more horrible. An immortal among immortals. And with Susan having the potential to regenerate endlessly like her grandfather…

“…Susan…I don’t know,” the Doctor finally sighed. “…But this time, we’ll be there for each other if and when that time comes.” The Doctor finally gave Susan the long-overdue hug she needed.


“They’re still waiting,” Rassilon said to Romana.

“Well, Rassilon? Your advice?” asked Romana icily. Lurra Rus sighed.

“Perhaps,” interjected the Twi’lek, “you two could fill me in on what’s going on between you two? This feels like unresolved trauma and the engineer in me wants to get that out of the way before it turns into something that ends badly like it did between me and my parents.”

“…To begin,” said Romana, “the Time Lords were at war with a race called the Daleks. It was known as the Last Great Time War at its conclusion.”

“You fought those monsters across time and space?” asked Lurra Rus.

“Exactly,” replied Rassilon. “And I went mad with power, deeming myself a god as the Emperor Dalek did.”

“And it was because of her madness that I crafted an assassination plot,” continued Romana. “It failed and I was exiled into that pocket dimension with all of Gallifrey’s archives to be an archivist. So, why DID you bring me back, Rassilon? Needed to set yourself up as a god again and needed a historian?”

“…Atonement, somehow,” replied Rassilon.

“Atonement?!” scoffed Romana. “What, do you regret being a madman?!”

“Well, after travelling with the Doctor on a quest for the Key to Time, wouldn’t you?!” snapped Rassilon.

“You’re lying!” accused Romana.

“Ask the Doctor or Amy! Look it up in the TARDIS! You’ll see I’m telling the truth!”

“She is, Romana,” called the Doctor’s voice. Everyone turned to see the Doctor and Susan approaching. “Before Miss Tarae did all this to Gallifrey, I exiled Rassilon. She managed to make it time travel capable, but bumped into the Black Guardian, ordering her to retrieve the Key to Time.”

“The Guardian said that order was overrunning the universe, making it stagnate and eventually fall into chaos,” continued Rassilon.

“Something you’d think the Guardian of Chaos and Destruction would want,” said the Doctor, “but, apparently, the Guardian needs to dictate how that’s supposed to go down.”

“And if I didn’t get the Key within six incarnations, I’d be her plaything forever,” Rassilon went on. “I wasted five incarnations to make my bowship time travel capable, then I found the Doctor.”

“After that, we went on a hunt for the segments, found them all…and Rassilon grew along the way,” finished the Doctor.

“…I learned that just because the rest of the universe is not temporally sensitive,” said Rassilon, “it doesn’t mean its suffering is less real. …But it’s a struggle every day. I still don’t know if I’ve fully changed.”

“So how did you get out of that situation?” asked Romana.

“Well, remember the end of our quest for the Key to Time?” quizzed the Doctor. “Where the Black Guardian posed as the White before we figured it out and stopped him?”

“Yes, that’s why we had a randomizer installed in the TARDIS,” replied Romana.

“Well, the White Guardian was doing the same,” explained the Doctor.

“Turns out it was the WHITE Guardian that sent me on that quest to teach me a lesson,” explained Rassilon. “At least, according to her, I passed her test, but…”

“But you’re not sure if you fully believe that,” said Romana.

“No,” admitted Rassilon lamely. “I suppose that’s why I’m doing what I’m doing, to restore Gallifrey.”

“You could just start over elsewhere,” remarked Romana.

“I don’t have a choice!” retorted Rassilon.

“…You do, actually. But you chose an option that served Gallifrey over you.” Romana drew herself up to her full height. “Understand that I have not forgiven you for your past sins, but I can see you’re attempting to repent as best you can.”

“…Whose idea was it to clear the air now?” asked the Doctor.

“Lurra Rus,” replied Rassilon. “She correctly figured that not addressing it would be bad for Gallifrey in the long run.”

“Good work, Lurra,” praised the Doctor.

“Well, I didn’t want the mistakes of my past to be repeated,” replied Lurra Rus.

“…Speaking of resolving things for the good of Gallifrey, we’d better make sure Amy and Miss Tarae don’t kill each other,” said the Doctor as she headed off.

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Gallifrey’s Rebirth: Part 1

Drifting far off in space and time was a planet. It looked to be volcanically active if seen from space, but going down to the surface would reveal it to be rust-brown with brown lakes and gray clouds against a permanent sunset orange sky. On the continent the locals called Wild Endeavor, in between the Mountains of Solace and Solitude, there stood a massive citadel with what looked like a broken snow globe suspended over a pit. This was the Citadel of the Time Lords, the capital of the planet of Gallifrey. Right now, a woman in a blue flamenco dress with a blue rose pinned to her long, wavy, brown hair was connecting wires together in the Panopticon, the main hexagonal chamber of the Capital that, ordinarily, would be green but rubble and ruin took it away. The woman mopped her brow, then heard what sounded like a wheezing, groaning noise that many would liken to “VWORP VWORP”. She made her way to the noise as quick as she could, given her dress. The noise then changed to a single thud and the woman turned a corner to see a 1960’s London Police Box. While the sign said to pull to open, the doors swung INTO the police box rather than to the outside. From the box came a woman in a blue coat and green skirt, a pink furred woman in a black dress, and a blue skinned woman with two headtails sprouting from the back of her scalp. “Doctor!” greeted the woman in the flamenco dress. “And Amy! And…a new companion, I see.”

“Hello again, Rassilon,” greeted the woman in the blue coat, the Time Lord known as the Doctor. She closed the police box, her TARDIS. “I presume,” she said as she locked the TARDIS, “you’re wondering about Lurra Rus here.”

“We JUST finished an adventure involving Project Necromancer and Davros,” explained Amy. “Suffice to say, he tried to make himself Force-sensitive, but failed, and now he flew away in a DARDIS.”

“I have to admit,” said Lurra Rus the Twi’lek, “I much prefer a TARDIS.”

“Told you!” chuckled Amy.

“…Then Dr. Davies has left?” asked Rassilon.

“He went back home after I dropped you off,” explained the Doctor. “But Lurra Rus is an engineer, although if I’m reading this right, she wants to be a model.”

“And find a new home away from my old galaxy,” said Lurra Rus.

“I see. Well, I do apologize for thrusting you into our problems, Lurra Rus,” replied Rassilon. “However, I do appreciate your promptness, Doctor.”

“And I think we’re due for an explanation, Rassilon,” remarked the Doctor.

“Yes, the reason for why I called you, Doctor. …I need your help in wiring the Time Scoop to the Eye of Harmony.”

“The Time Scoop?! What on Earth for?!”

“To rescue two Time Lords I believe you know, Doctor,” explained Rassilon. “Do the names Susan Foreman and Romanadvoratrelundar mean anything to you?”

“…Susan and Romana? What about them?” asked the Doctor.

“Doctor, I have a radical idea of using the Looms to restore Gallifrey’s people and I’m referring to ALL of her people, not just us Time Lords, but I need Romana’s experience as the President of the High Council and Susan’s learned humanity to help make the new Gallifrey better,” elaborated Rassilon.

“But isn’t Romana in some alternate dimension?” asked the Doctor.

“She is, but I know a way to get her and all the knowledge I initially put in there back onto Gallifrey, right here in the Capital,” replied Rassilon.

“And I presume that’s going to be done via the time scoop.”

“That’s the idea.”

“Right then.” The Doctor then turned to her confused companions. “Susan and Romana are both Time Lords. Romana was my companion and Susan…well, she’s my granddaughter.”

“YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER?!” yelped Amy.

“That can’t be! You’re nowhere near old enough!” protested Lurra Rus.

“Well, that point, I’m not too terribly worried about,” remarked Amy. “Time Lords live longer than us anyways. But still, you were married and had kids and grandkids?!”

“My first marriage ended in a divorce,” replied the Doctor. “Didn’t do so well with Susan’s parents.”

“…Doctor, it sounds like you’re terrible with long-term relationships,” remarked Rassilon.

“OI! Get off your high horse, Miss Lord President Eternal!” snapped the Doctor.

“Okay, fair enough. In any event, Doctor, I need your help because, after I use the Time Scoop, I need it deconstructed.”

“Not going to risk someone using it to put people in the Death Zone? I can get behind that. You’ll need Susan’s coordinates.”

“What can we do to help?” asked Amy. Rassilon looked embarrassed.

“Well, unless one of you is an engineer…” she said.

“I am, as the Doctor pointed out,” answered Lurra Rus.

“That she did! I do beg your pardon!” replied Rassilon. “Amy?”

“Nope, that’s still not my forte,” sighed Amy. “Well, that DOES make me a-.” Her ear twitched as she heard a noise. “…Everyone.”

“I hear it too!” replied the Doctor. “That’s a Type 75!”

“Oh no!” complained Rassilon.

“Oh, not her!” realized Amy. “PLEASE tell me not her!”

“I did NOT call her!” Rassilon said to the Doctor.

“Erm, what’s-?” asked Lurra Rus.

“It’s Miss Tarae,” explained Amy. “She’s a Time Lord.”

“Oh, like Rassilon and the Doctor?”

“No, not like us!” replied the Doctor. “She’s a petty dictator.”

“…Doctor, I was a petty dictator,” reminded Rassilon. “Still working on it.”

“Yeah, but SHE’S not. So what is she up to? …Amy, I hate to ask, but-.”

“You want me to go greet her?” asked Amy.

“Use your hammer if you need to,” replied the Doctor. “You know, in case she gets a little racist.”

“Oh, yes please!” chuckled Amy as she summoned her hammer. She then followed the noise with a wicked grin on her face.

“…Where does that-?” asked Lurra Rus.

“No clue,” replied the Doctor and Rassilon.

“Now, Doctor, Miss Rus,” said Rassilon, “let me brief you on the idea.”


Amy entered a hangar. There were berths meant for something to rest in. Right now, only ONE berth was being used. In it was a silver cabinet. A tall compartment inside the cabinet then slid out and out stepped the familiar blonde, pink Lolita outfit wearing Miss Tarae, usually known as the Master. Miss Tarae blinked when she saw Amy. “Welcome home, Miss Tarae!” greeted Amy. While she had the façade of being cheerful, Amy’s voice was venomous.

“Miss Rose, what, pray tell,” hissed Miss Tarae, “are YOU doing here? Did the Doctor decide to take you on a field trip?”

“Well, believe it or not, this is my second visit,” replied Amy. “That’s thanks to Rassilon saying that alien friends of Time Lords are welcome after the Doctor lifted her exile. As for why I’m here now, well, Rassilon needs the Doctor’s help.”

“I’m smarter than the Doctor,” remarked Miss Tarae.

“You’re also more treacherous than her and Rassilon needed someone to trust.”

“Trust. BAH!” scoffed Miss Tarae.

“I’m surprised you’re not rotting in Ganondorf’s dungeon,” remarked Amy.

“No primitive cell can hold me,” replied Miss Tarae. “As for why I’m here, well, I need to speak with Rassilon immediately.”

“Well, she’d love to have a chat,” said Amy, acting like a secretary, “but she’s up to her eyeballs in paperwork. Perhaps if you could make an appointment for next week?” She suddenly found herself staring at a heart-themed wand. “…Is that a magical girl wand or that Tissue Compression Eliminator I heard about?”

“It’s the latter, I assure you,” replied Miss Tarae. “Now, perhaps if you could see your way to getting me an audience with the Lord President Eternal?”

“…Well, if you’re begging me,” said Amy. “This way.” She led the wicked Time Lord away from her TARDIS.


“Induction channel steady,” reported Lurra Rus.

“Flux Comparative at proper flux,” said the Doctor.

“Feeding in the power from the Eye,” called Rassilon. “…Time Scoop activated. Coordinates confirmed. Retrieving now.”

“I certainly hope it’s after her partner’s death,” sighed the Doctor. Inside what looked like a closet, a strange, shimmering, triangular shape appeared. The shape then dissipated to reveal an old woman with short, wavy hair and a naturally bewildered expression.

“What in-?! Where am I?!” yelped the woman. “Who are you?!”

“Miss Foreman, easy,” soothed Rassilon. “It was a Time Scoop, but I needed your expertise on humanity to-.”

“A Time Scoop?!” said the woman. “You plucked me out of my home with a Time Scoop?! And is this Gallifrey?!”

“It is, Susan,” replied the Doctor. “Specifically, we’re in a room outside the Panopticon. We’re home, after all this time.”

“…Home?” asked Susan as familiarity crossed her features. She then gasped.

“Yes. It’s me,” said the Doctor. “That stupid old buffer that left you on Earth after the Dalek Occupation.”

“…Grandfather!” whispered Susan.

“Well, GrandMOTHER, if you-.” Susan interrupted the Doctor with a hug as tears rolled down her face.

“I thought you died!” she sobbed. “The messages stopped and I thought you died!”

“…I lived, Susan,” soothed the Doctor as she hugged her granddaughter. “But the rest of Gallifrey didn’t.”

“What do you mean?” asked Susan.

“Oh, yuck!” complained a voice. Everyone whirled to see Miss Tarae pointing her TCE at Amy.

“…Announcing the presence of Miss Tarae,” muttered Amy.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 3

The Necromancer’s Tower: Part 4

Vader had cut through the door and Force-pushed the rubble away. He and his Stormtroopers saw the exterior of the DARDIS. “…They’re in there,” said Vader.

“Sir, I don’t see an entrance,” replied a Stormtrooper. That was when the façade of the DARDIS swung towards the main ship. The Doctor and her group exited the craft.

“We surrender,” she said.

“…They insult us by sending mere droids,” hissed Vader.

“…Bit quick on the uptake,” remarked the Doctor’s duplicate.

“Destroy them!” ordered Vader.

“You can try!” cackled Davros’ duplicate. The Stormtroopers opened fire and hit them…but they didn’t fall!

“What in-?!” spluttered a Stormtrooper.

“Metalert endoskeletons, baby!” laughed Amy’s duplicate. “Resistant to all forms of heat!”

“Meaning your lightsaber is probably going to be useless,” remarked the Doctor’s duplicate.

“…How comparable is it to Beskar?” asked Vader.

“…I have a distinct feeling that here and now is NOT a good time to test that,” remarked the Doctor’s duplicate.

“Then I would advise you call them out here,” warned Vader. Lurra Rus’ duplicate gulped, then she poked her head into the DARDIS.

“He’s seen through it,” she called. The REAL Doctor and her friends then came out.

“I have them,” said Davros as he held a gun to them. His duplicate grinned.

“All according to plan,” he said.

“I trust your Emperor has briefed you?” Davros asked Vader and his men.

“Briefed us on what?” asked a Stormtrooper.

“…You mean you don’t know?” asked Davros. “I pretend to go along with their escape plan…then…I shoot you!” He fired and the gun worked like a Dalek gunstick.

“DAVROS!” protested the Doctor and her duplicate as his targets fell like sacks of potatoes.

“You may have dealt with my men, Davros,” remarked Vader. He then raised his lightsaber, “but I am another matter entirely.” That’s when Davros removed the barrel of the gun and the power pack, then attached the power pack to the barrel, then…pressed a button that ignited a crimson lightsaber! Davros blocked, then Force-pushed Vader into the hall. As Vader moved to pick himself up, Davros fired lightning from his fingertips, electrocuting Vader.

“You and your Emperor are old, Vader!” cackled the last of the Kaleds. “Your reflexes are gone! Did you think I wouldn’t use Project Necromancer for my own ends?! Those reports I made as Yarvelling were but simple lures! A focal point for the assassin’s bullet!” At that point, the duplicates of the Doctor, Amy, and Lurra Rus grabbed Davros.

“Doctor, you fix Vader up!” said the Doctor’s duplicate.

“GET HER AWAY FROM HIM!” Davros ordered his duplicate. The duplicate launched himself at the Doctor, but the real Amy and Lurra Rus grabbed him.

“You either stop moving or I find the nearest liquid nitrogen container and douse you in the stuff!” warned Amy.

“You wouldn’t dare!” threatened Davros’ duplicate. As the struggles continued, the Doctor patched up Vader’s cybernetic controls. Vader’s breathing went back to normal shortly, then Vader sprang from the floor, igniting his lightsaber.

“OFF! NOW!” shouted the Doctor. Vader used the Force to rip the duplicates apart, then focused on dueling Davros. The Doctor, Amy, and Lurra Rus stumbled as the ferocity of the duel was palpable.

“Doctor, shouldn’t we-?!” asked Amy.

“One minute!” replied the Doctor as she worked on a computer.

“What are you doing?!” protested Lurra Rus.

“I’ve got to delete all the notes Davros left on Project Necromancer!” explained the Doctor. She then heard a gasp. She whirled around to see Davros stabbed through the heart. “…Well, if you WILL fight Vader…” she muttered.

“Doctor, he’s-!” yelped Amy. Then…she saw it. “…Hang on…he’s glowing like Rassilon!”

“What?!” The Doctor whirled around to see that Davros WAS regenerating. “That can’t be right! He only stole enough of my energy for ONE regeneration!”

“D-Damn you, Doctor!” coughed Davros. Vader stepped back as golden light surrounded Davros. The process took a bit…then it ended with Davros’ face remaining the same. Davros reached out with his hand to try and choke Vader, but…

“…It seems your little healing trick burned out your altered M-count,” remarked Vader. “You’re no longer Force-sensitive!”

“Blast!” snarled Davros. He then converted his lightsaber to gun mode and fired. Vader blocked with his hand and Davros got away, running back into the DARDIS.


Inside the DARDIS, Davros set the controls, grumbling all the while. “Of all the times to regenerate!” He checked the computers, then sighed. “My notes are still intact. Good. …A pity Dr. Hemlock won’t be using them.”


As Davros escaped, the Doctor took Amy and Lurra Rus down the corridors, dodging blaster fire. They rounded a corner and saw a welcome sight to Amy and the Doctor. “Oh good! The old girl’s still intact!” said the Doctor.

“Doctor, what about Davros’ notes on-?!” asked Lurra Rus.

“I deleted most of them,” replied the Doctor. “Come on! Inside, both of you!” She opened the TARDIS doors and shooed the two inside.

“STOP THAT BOX! BLAST THEM!” ordered a Stormtrooper. The TARDIS doors closed.


Inside the TARDIS, the Doctor worked the console. The TARDIS made its usual take-off noise. “…Just like the-!” breathed Lurra Rus.

“No, not like the DARDIS,” corrected Amy. “This…is the TARDIS! The most powerful time/space machine ever made!” The TARDIS then made an arrival thud.

“There we are! Safe!” said the Doctor.

“Where and when?” asked Amy.

“Same galaxy,” replied the Doctor, “just as the Battle of Yavin is about to end.” The Doctor pointed to the doors. Amy looked at Lurra Rus.

“…You want me to step out there?” asked the Twi’lek.

“Trust me,” assured Amy, “you may like it.” Lurra Rus shrugged and opened the doors. She blinked.

“…That’s the Massassi temple,” said Lurra Rus. “I’m…on Yavin IV?!”

“On Yavin IV, 18 years into your future,” replied the Doctor. “That temple currently serves as the base for the Alliance to Restore the Republic, the Rebel Alliance. Right above our heads, our rebel friends are fighting against the Empire’s greatest weapon, dubbed the Death Star.”

“That moon right there?” asked Amy as she pointed out a gray sphere with a disc on it.

“That’s no moon, that’s a space station with the power to destroy a planet,” said the Doctor. “It already destroyed the planet of Alderaan, with Princess Leia Organa as a survivor.”

“…Organa? Then she is Bail’s daughter?” asked Lurra Rus. That was when an explosion filled the sky.

“And THAT,” continued the Doctor, “is Luke Skywalker succeeding in sending a proton torpedo down a thermal exhaust port in the main trench of the Death Star, causing its reactor to go to critical.”

“…This is that battle of Yavin you spoke of,” realized Lurra Rus. “But what does this mean?”

“It means a new hope for the galaxy. …Now, you have three options available to you. I can wipe your memory of these events, even to where you were kidnapped by the Empire, and bring you to another planet in your native time. You can fight with the Rebel Alliance and live out history. …Or you can come with us.”

“…You mean there’s room for me in the TARDIS?” asked Lurra Rus.

“Of course there’s room for a Twi’lek engineer,” assured the Doctor.

“…Then what are we waiting for?!” declared Lurra Rus. “Let’s go see new things!”

“Welcome aboard, Lurra Rus!” said the Doctor. She brought everyone back into the TARDIS and it took off again.

“…Doctor, what will happen to Project Necromancer?” asked Amy. “You said you couldn’t delete all of Davros’ notes on it.”

“…That’s actually a good question,” muttered the Doctor. She then typed out a command. “Let’s see, cross-reference TARDIS historical databanks on Project Necromancer. Keyword: Davros. From…18 BBY onward. …Oh!”

“Doctor?” asked Lurra Rus.

“It looks like the people that tried to bring it back after the fall of the Empire in 4 ABY,” explained the Doctor, “couldn’t make heads or tails of what I left behind. They tried to restore Emperor Palpatine with it, but created a failed vessel that took the moniker of Snoke. After which, Palpatine came back fully, but was defeated by his granddaughter, Rey, ending the Sith’s long vendetta against the Jedi.”

“What will that mean for those who study the Force?” asked Lurra Rus.

“Well, there’s always Grandmaster Din Grogu,” replied the Doctor. “Now HE knew how to make a proper order, not one shackled by dogma and bureaucracy.”

“Doctor, what about Davros?” asked Amy. The Doctor decided to check the instruments.

“…Sensors detected a craft similar to a TARDIS leaving the same space/time coordinates we shared,” she reported. “Davros has decided to flee.”

“And update the Daleks, I bet,” shuddered Amy.

“If the Daleks will accept him as he is,” remarked the Doctor. “Which I doubt.”

“Doctor, you mentioned something about him stealing energy from you,” reminded Lurra Rus.

“Yeah, and he glowed like Rassilon did when she had to regenerate,” continued Amy. “What’s that all about?”

“Well, you see, it’s like this,” said the Doctor. But before she could say anything, she then felt something in her mind.

“…Doctor?” asked Amy.

“The Call,” said the Doctor. “…The Call from Gallifrey.”

“Call? From Gallifrey?” asked Amy. “Does Rassilon need help?”

“She certainly does,” replied the Doctor. “She’s going to be surprised about Lurra Rus.”

“Can someone fill me in?” asked Lurra Rus.

“The founder of my people’s society,” explained the Doctor, “needs help on our home planet and time.”

“Oh, my first planet and time outside my native galaxy!” said Lurra Rus.

“Exactly.” The Doctor set the coordinates and the TARDIS took off, en route to Gallifrey.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 3

The Necromancer’s Tower: Part 3

Back in the lab, the Doctor and Davros were working as best they could, given the circumstances. “…So, Davros,” said the Doctor, “how did you get to this time in the first place? Because there’s no way a time corridor could extend that far and Dalek Time Ships don’t exactly recognize non-Dalek DNA.”

“Early Dalek Time Ships do,” replied Davros. “Especially ones modeled after a TARDIS.”

“You stole one of the Daleks’ knock-off TARDIS’s?” scoffed the Doctor.

“It serves its purpose!” snapped Davros.

“So what’s it called? A DARDIS?” chuckled the Doctor. Davros said nothing, just went on with his work. “…I was joking!”

“That’s what the rest of time and space calls it!” snapped Davros. The door then opened. “Dr. Hemlock, we would prefer-!” His complaint was cut off as he felt fingers wrapping around his throat, cutting off his air! The Doctor knew what that meant! She whirled around with the device she built and pressed the button. Vader suddenly stumbled and clutched his chest as if his breathing apparatus was malfunctioning…which it was, thanks to the Doctor’s gadget.

“LORD VADER!” yelped Dr. Hemlock. The Doctor grabbed Davros as he coughed while resuming his breathing, then ran out of the lab. Vader regained control and ignited his lightsaber.

“The Doctor and her friends are not to leave this facility alive!” he ordered the Stormtroopers.


With their usual accuracy, all Stormtroopers fired on the Doctor and Davros as they ran to Amy and Lurra Rus’ cell. The Doctor peeked through the window and saw Amy waving her hand at someone (Lurra Rus, the Doctor correctly guessed) to stop what they were doing. The Doctor checked the door and it opened. “Much as I applaud you and Miss Rus waiting for the Stormtroopers to be somewhere else,” she said, “and much as I applaud Lurra Rus’ engineering a way out for you two, we’re pressed for time! Out, you two!” Amy and Lurra Rus followed the Doctor. “Davros, there had better be a place we can hole up in here!”

“This way!” called Davros. He led everyone to a disused lab and locked the door. The Doctor immediately started looking for something to use as Amy and Lurra Rus started blockading the door.

“Who are you gonna help?” Amy asked Davros.

“I’d like to know the Doctor’s plan for the immediate future,” replied Davros, “given Vader’s own abilities!”

“Well, I’m sure I’ll find something,” mused the Doctor.

“…Then I’ll help with the blockade,” remarked Davros.

“So that’s Davros, Doctor?” asked Amy.

“…Erm, yes,” replied the Doctor. “How on Earth did you know?”

“Vader made a comment when he killed someone who failed him about dealing with you and the last of the Kaleds, and I remembered what you told us about the Daleks the first time me and William met them.”

“An excellent deduction, Miss…” said Davros.

“Rose. Amy Rose. And this is Lurra-.”

“Yes, thank you,” said Davros as he worked on the door lock. “Miss Rus and I are well acquainted.”

“He’s the one that supplied Dr. Hemlock my M-Count reading,” explained Lurra Rus. The door lock buzzed.

“I’ve changed the lock code,” reported Davros. “That should add to the time the barricade can give us. Unless the Doctor uses her device to make it just a little more lethal.”

“I can’t,” replied the Doctor.

“Too afraid to, Doctor?” asked Davros.

“Vader will die in 4 ABY,” explained the Doctor. “Same as the Emperor.”

“BBY, ABY, what ARE those supposed to mean?!” asked Lurra Rus.

“Before the Battle of Yavin and After the Battle of Yavin,” replied the Doctor. “A major victory for the Rebel Alliance that will happen in 18 years’ time.”

“…A victory?” asked Lurra Rus.

“Doctor, should we tell her that?” gulped Amy. “I mean, we don’t know-!”

“Well, I’ve seen it before,” interrupted the Doctor. “That look in her eyes, a desire for a new beginning. …Lurra Rus, when we get out of this, do you want to come with us?”

“Is this how you usually claim your companions, Doctor?” asked Davros. “You make them an offer to join?”

“It works most of the time,” replied the Doctor. “Of course, they CAN say no.”

“…Doctor, Amy and I HAVE discussed this,” said Lurra Rus. “And if you can find me a good home along the way, then I shall join you. But first things first.”

“Yes, an escape route is essential here,” agreed the Doctor. “And getting Davros away from all this genetic engineering malarkey.”

“And how, pray tell, do you intend to get me into your TARDIS?” scoffed Davros.

“Oh, believe it or not, I have options on that front,” chuckled the Doctor. “Some of them, ideally, don’t involve you in the TARDIS. AHA!”

“Doctor?” asked Amy.

“Davros, did you outfit your DARDIS with a chameleon circuit?” asked the Doctor.

“I never learned how to,” replied Davros. “I just piled junk around it. Not my most ingenious of disguises.”

“Sometimes simple works. And that’s why you chose this laboratory, isn’t it?”

“…Very clever, Doctor.”

“…DARDIS?” asked Amy.

“Dalek TARDIS knock-off,” explained the Doctor.

“Is it-?” quizzed Amy.

“Bigger on the inside, yes,” confirmed the Doctor. “Davros, where is it?” Davros was about to make a snide remark, then a blade of red light pierced through the door.

“HE’S GETTING THROUGH!” warned Lurra Rus.

“Over here!” called Davros. He pulled away junk to reveal a cylindrical ship with four facades and no visible doors. Davros pushed one façade like a door and it created not only a wall, but a tunnel inside the ship. “Inside, now!” barked Davros. Everyone leapt into the DARDIS just as Vader’s lightsaber was cutting through the door. The DARDIS door shut behind them.


Inside the DARDIS, Amy and Lurra Rus goggled for different reasons. For Lurra Rus, it was because geometry as she knew it was torn apart on the molecular level. For Amy, it was something else entirely. “I don’t believe it!” said Lurra Rus. “It’s…bigger on the inside!”

“It’s also a heap of junk!” complained Amy. “No way could this thing fly!”

“Like I said, knock-off of the TARDIS,” said the Doctor. “Now, I think we can utilize something on this ship. Aha! Here we are!” She pointed out a machine. “I’m surprised you stole this model, Davros!”

“The Daleks were trying to kill me!” replied Davros. “I was pressed for time!”

“Doctor, isn’t that a duplication machine?” asked Amy, remembering her last encounter with the Daleks.

“Exactly!” confirmed the Doctor. “And I think we can buy more time to get out of here with it!”

“…You intend to duplicate us?” realized Amy.

“Doctor, Vader can see through any copy!” hissed Davros.

“I’m aware of that,” retorted the Doctor, “but if you have any better ideas, I’d like to hear them!” Davros said nothing, he just scowled. “…Thought not. Now, Amy, you first. I’ll operate the machinery. Davros, you take over when I’m done.”

“Very well, but I fail to see how they would help.”

“Doctor, what’s going on?” asked Lurra Rus.

“She’s making robot clones of us,” explained Amy. “The Daleks usually make duplicates for disrupting a planet’s government. Just keep them away from cold places if there’s a chink in their protective skin.”

“What?” asked Lurra Rus, pondering what Amy meant by that. Amy just stepped into the machine and the Doctor worked her magic.

“…Doctor, you’ve disconnected the duplicate’s mind from the-!” interjected Davros.

“I’m not having her duplicate destabilize the Empire, not yet,” said the Doctor. The process was completed and Amy and her duplicate stepped out.

“That was a bit tingly,” remarked Amy.

“Do you remember the original process that made me?” asked her duplicate.

“I was knocked out, remember?”

“Oh, yeah. Oh well. Lurra, it’s your turn.”

“Right…” Lurra Rus looked a little uncertain.

“It’s only a tingle,” assured Amy. Lurra Rus then entered the chamber. The Doctor fired up the machine and duplicated Lurra Rus. Lurra and her duplicate then stepped out.

“Amy was right,” said Lurra Rus. “It WAS tingly.”

“I think I’m the first Twi’Lek duplicate,” remarked her duplicate.

“Right, Davros, you next,” directed the Doctor.

“With a duplicate under YOUR control? I believe humans would say fat-!” Amy shoved Davros into the machine, then the Doctor began. The process was completed soon after and Davros and his duplicate stepped out. “You could have shoved a little less harder!” snapped Davros as he held his nose.

“Flesh, so frail,” chuckled his duplicate.

“Right, my turn,” said the Doctor. She stepped into the machine and Davros began the process. After a bit, the Doctor and her duplicate stepped out. “Tingly IS the word for it,” remarked the Doctor.

“Well, you DID have to adjust things,” remarked her duplicate.

“I trust you remember the plan?” Davros asked his duplicate.

“Oh, please,” his duplicate scoffed. “Just get on with it!”

“Right,” called the Doctor’s duplicate. “All of us unable to simulate warm skin, with me!”

“Doctor, I hope you know what you’re doing,” said Lurra Rus.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 3

The Necromancer’s Tower: Part 2

“A reasonable assumption, given our history, Doctor,” said Davros, “but as you can see on this list of materials-” he pulled up said list- “I have no Dalekanium. Or the means to grow new Daleks. And I’m not wasting cells from my body this time.”

“Then why ingratiate yourself into Project Necromancer?” asked the Doctor.

“As you recall, Doctor, Project Necromancer is designed to enrich an individual’s blood with midi-chlorians involving an M-count transfer while keeping the subject’s DNA intact, thereby creating a successful M-count replication.”

“Something the Emperor sees as important for the Empire’s longevity,” replied the Doctor.

“Imagine if there was a successful test subject.”

“Davros, no!” retorted the Doctor. “You can’t change history like that! Not one line!”

“Oh, but this is just the beginning, Doctor!” replied Davros. “Through Project Necromancer, I shall create a warrior capable of greater power than ever before!”

“Power that would set you up above the gods?”

“Very droll, Doctor. I see you still maintain your rapier wit. …But that IS the idea.” By then, Dr. Hemlock arrived.

“Settled in, have we?” he asked. “Learned a thing or two about each other’s true nature?”

“…It seems your base has a bug problem,” remarked the Doctor.

“You know-?!” spluttered Davros.

“That you’re the psychopath that created the Daleks, yes,” replied Dr. Hemlock. “And I presume Lord Vader and the Emperor already know, given their own abilities.”

“Oh good! That saves me a long, boring explanation,” said the Doctor. “The one time I’m glad your bugs work. Then you know Davros will hijack Project Necromancer for his own ends!”

“That’s why Vader is coming, isn’t he?” hissed Davros. “To keep ME in line!”

“You and the Doctor,” corrected Dr. Hemlock.

“Much as I want to shut it down now, I can’t,” replied the Doctor. “History prevents me from acting.” At that, Dr. Hemlock smiled.

“Does it now? Very good. You can assist us.”

“That doesn’t mean I’m going to make it happen,” said the Doctor. She then found something Davros was working on. “Especially when Davros is doing something so dangerous. I can see from here that you configured the Splice-Matrix all wrong. Set it to 15.7” The Doctor made some adjustments.

“Interesting,” mused Dr. Hemlock.

“You have increased the risk of burnout!” hissed Davros.

“No, I wouldn’t worry about-.” The machine sparked, interrupting the Doctor. Dr. Hemlock checked the systems.

“…Total burnout on all circuits!” he snarled.

“It’s ruined!” snapped Davros.

“Oh dear!” replied the Doctor mockingly. “Back to square one. You really should have stayed in bed today, Davros.”

“You have deliberately destroyed my creation!” accused Davros.

“No, it was an accident!” argued the Doctor.

“An accident?!”

“Well, how was I supposed to know that whoever designed the machine failed to build in adequate safety precautions? We’ll start again and this time, I’LL design the machine.”

“How long will that take?” asked Dr. Hemlock.

“Oh, three hours, local time,” replied the Doctor.

“Very well. But know this, Doctor: any further attempts to delay Project Necromancer will result in Miss Rose being counted among the test subjects.” Dr. Hemlock then strode out of the room. The Doctor’s mind raced with plans now. Amy HAD to made safe. She then noticed Davros’ face.

“…Davros, if you’re not careful, your face will stick like that,” she joked. “Now, could you hand me those hex-clamps?”

“You sabotaged my work!” hissed Davros as he handed her the tools.

“No, no, no,” soothed the Doctor as she fastened the clamps. “There we go, that’s a good start. …Hm…could I have an Electrospanner? …Ah, thank you. And that length of wire?”

“Dr. Hemlock was clear!” hissed Davros. “We are to work together!”

“We ARE working together! I’m pleasantly surprised how well you’re fitting in as my assistant! Now, I’m going to be a bit busy. Would you mind making me some-?” Davros’ snarl cut her off. “Oh, come on, Davros, making tea shouldn’t be beyond you. After all, you can’t say team without saying tea! …Déjà vu, I swear.”


Meanwhile, Amy was talking with Lurra Rus. “What do you mean Midi-chlorian donation?” asked Amy.

“Well, have you heard of Project Necromancer?” asked Lurra Rus.

“The Doctor told me it was something that gives Force powers to someone that wasn’t sensitive to the Force by putting in microscopic organisms called Midi-chlorians. At least, that’s how she summed it up.”

“Well, the Empire noticed that I was a very distant relation to a Jedi called Aayla Secura.”

“…And they thought that would work?” asked Amy.

“My point exactly! I’m not Force-sensitive!” confirmed Lurra Rus. “But the Emperor wouldn’t hear of it!”

“So he sent you here,” remarked Amy. “…But surely Dr. Hemlock saw that you weren’t.”

“Exactly!” replied Lurra Rus. “My M-Count confirmed it! …So I don’t know why I’m here still!”

“Well, we better get you out of here so you can fulfill your dream,” said Amy.

“The Empire won’t permit it,” sighed Lurra Rus. “My family is dead and joining any resistance cell won’t bring them back. I need a new home away from this galaxy, but I don’t know if there’s a world out beyond the galaxy!”

“I can safely say there is,” replied Amy. “Believe it or not, I’m from WAY into the future in another galaxy far from here. The Doctor’s from another planet outside the galaxy as well.”

“…You traveled through time?” asked Lurra Rus incredulously.

“If you want and if the Doctor’s okay with it, you can come with us so we can prove it and maybe…find you a home where you can live out your dream?”

“…I’ll believe that when I see it,” replied Lurra Rus. “But we have to get out of here.”

“Don’t worry, the Doctor and I became experts in jailbreaks…though stealth is another matter entirely.”

“Well, I hope you can figure something out quickly, because-!” Lurra Rus quickly silenced herself when…she heard it.

“Lurra Rus?” asked Amy.

“He’s here!” Lurra Rus said in barely a whisper. Amy arched an eyeridge, then heard something. It sounded like…mechanical breathing and heavy footsteps. She looked outside the room to see a tall man, almost 7 feet tall, flanked by two Stormtroopers. He wore black armor and a black helmet that obscured his face with a triangular mouthplate with a grill. A control panel was on his chest and he wore a black cape that reached his ankles. Amy could just feel the terror the man exuded.

“…Erm…hello!” gulped Amy. The man said nothing.

“Lord Vader!” whispered Lurra Rus.

“…You are Lurra Rus, yes?” asked the man, Darth Vader.

“Y-Yes!” squeaked Lurra Rus.

“…Why is a non-Force Sensitive Twi’Lek here?” Vader asked a nearby scientist.

“Oh, come now, my Lord,” replied the scientist with ill-timed bravado. “This woman’s a relation to Aayla Secura! Her M-Count-!”

“Proved that she’s NOT Force Sensitive!” interjected Amy.

“Be silent!” said the scientist. “Those abilities are locked inside her somewhere and I …I…” The scientist then realized fingers were around his throat! INVISIBLE fingers.

“You have failed Project Necromancer and the Empire for the last time,” said Vader. Amy saw that Vader’s hand was imitating strangling someone! She put two and two together.

“Vader, wait!” she begged. “You don’t need to kill him!”

“Project Necromancer is top secret,” replied Vader coldly. “No witnesses. Regrettably, that means you and Lurra Rus cannot leave this facility alive.” He gestured with his other hand and Amy and Lurra Rus were blown back into their cell, the door shutting behind them. Amy looked through the door’s window and saw the poor scientist struggle against Vader’s Force Choke. She pounded on the door uselessly as the life was drained from the poor man. The scientist then fell limp and was casually tossed to the floor. Vader looked to the door and pressed a communication’s button. “Once I find the Time Lord and the last of the Kaleds, you’ll all join him,” warned the Dark Lord of the Sith. He then gestured for his men to follow him. They strode down the corridor.

“…A senseless waste of life!” shuddered Amy.

“That’s the Empire for you,” replied Lurra Rus.

“…Hang on, Vader said something else in that threat,” said Amy.

“…Yes, something about a…a time king and Karled?”

“Time Lord and Kaled,” corrected Amy. “The Time Lord is the Doctor, but the Kaled…wait…the Doctor said something about Kaleds before. On…” She then recalled something from early in her adventures. “…Skaro! Oh no!”

“Skaro?” asked Lurra Rus.

“Have you heard of the Daleks?” asked Amy. Lurra Rus flinched.

“Is this Skaro the homeworld of those monsters?!” she asked.

“Bingo. And they used to be life forms that walked like us called Kaleds, but their chief scientist, Davros, made them into what they are. …And it sounds like one of the scientists IS Davros. …Lurra Rus, can you think of anything we can do to get out of here?”

“I’m not exactly a charmer, I’m an engineer!” replied Lurra Rus.

“That’s good!” replied Amy. “What kind of engineer?”

“A mechanical… wait…Amy, I think the Doctor left something behind!” For once, there was hope in Lurra Rus’ eyes. “Amy, open that panel by the door, will you?” As Amy did so, Lurra Rus checked the spot where the Doctor took care of the bug. “Yes! Perfect! Miss Rose, kindly keep watch.”

“You got it!” replied Amy. Lurra Rus then got to work.

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 3

The Necromancer’s Tower: Part 1

On a forested, mountain planet, in the Outer Rim of its galaxy, there was a mountain. Inside that mountain was a base for genetic research. This was Tantiss Base, the Wayland Facility within Mount Tantiss, a base for the Imperial Cloning Program and its top project, Project Necromancer. Awaiting the arrival of a shuttle was a man in a black coat and pants with a white eye on his lapels. The eye had a lighting bolt going through it. The man himself had thin hair, sharp eyes, and pale skin. The shuttle arrived and a man in black robes exited. “Dr. Hemlock,” greeted the man on the landing bay. “This is an unexpected pleasure. We’re honored by your presence.”

“You may dispense with the pleasantries, Professor Yarvelling,” dismissed Dr. Royce Hemlock. “I am here to put Project Necromancer back on schedule.”

“I assure you, Dr. Hemlock,” soothed the man, Professor Yarvelling, “Lurra Rus and I are working as fast as we can.”

“Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate her,” remarked Hemlock. Yarvelling then stood in front of Hemlock.

“I tell you, Project Necromancer will see fruition as planned!” he insisted.

“The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation,” replied Hemlock.

“But he asks the impossible! I need more test subjects!”

“Perhaps you can explain that to Lord Vader when he arrives tomorrow.” Yarvelling balked at that threat.

“V-Vader is coming here?!” he asked.

“That is correct, Professor,” replied Hemlock. “And he is most displeased with your lack of progress.”

“We shall double our efforts!”

“I hope so, Professor, for your sake. Lord Vader and the Emperor are not as forgiving as I.” With that, Hemlock and Yarvelling entered the base.


At the mountain’s base, a noise filled the air. A blue box then appeared out of thin air. The noise stopped and the Doctor and Amy stepped out. “…Doctor,” said Amy, “this ISN’T the water world you said the Octarians live on in my time.”

“Erm, no,” replied the Doctor. “In fact…this isn’t even the intended galaxy or time.”

“…Are we too far forward or too far back in time?” asked Amy, arching an eye ridge.

“Erm…back,” admitted the Doctor. “Put simply, we’re a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.”

“Doctor!”

“We encountered turbulence! I can’t-!”

“FREEZE!” called a voice through a radio. The Doctor and Amy looked to see that they were surrounded by men in white armor and white helmets. The men were aiming laser weapons at the two.

“Oh dear,” muttered the Doctor. “Imperial Stormtroopers.”

“This is a restricted planet!” snapped one of the Stormtroopers. “Show me your identification!” The Doctor pulled out a wallet and handed it over. The Stormtrooper looked at the paper and appeared to stiffen. “…M-My apologies, Dr. Smith,” he said, suddenly being much more polite. “I had no idea you were conducting a test for the Emperor.”

“And thanks to you lot, you botched that test!” hissed the Doctor, thinking quickly. “This young lady and I were testing the stealth capabilities of Project Time Walker and you decided to bungle it! We can’t exactly deal with Rebel Scum with these results! Take me to the one in charge here! I intend to lodge a formal complaint against you!”

“Y-Yes, Dr. Smith!” replied the Stormtrooper.

“And bring the TARDIS with you!” The Stormtroopers followed the Doctor’s orders.


The Doctor and Amy were brought into Tantiss Base. The Doctor looked around in surprise. “…Tantiss Bass on the planet of Wayland,” muttered the Doctor. “And judging by the fact there are still Stormtroopers, I’d say we’re in the year 18 BBY.”

“BBY?” asked Amy.

“Before the Battle of Yavin,” explained the Doctor. “That’s 18 years in the future. Right now, there’s a scientific project going on called Project Necromancer.”

“What, to raise the dead?”

“No, but they might as well. I’ll explain more when we’re in our quarters.” Speaking of which, they arrived in front of a set of quarters.

“I’ll inform Dr. Hemlock of your arrival, Dr. Smith,” said the Stormtrooper.

“Yes, yes, you do that,” replied the Doctor dismissively. The doors shut and someone gasped. The Doctor and Amy looked to see a blue-skinned woman with two head-tails instead of hair in scientist gear.

“Who are you?!” she demanded.

“No friend of the Empire, I can assure you, Miss…” said the Doctor.

“…Rus. Lurra Rus,” introduced the woman. “And you?”

“Oh, I’m usually known as the Doctor. And this is my companion, Amy Rose.”

“Hi there,” greeted Amy.

“And you’re…hang on, that’s not safe to say yet, is it?” guessed the Doctor. She tapped the walls, then opened a wall panel to find a device. “Aha! A bug problem!”

“So that’s where it is!” said Lurra Rus. The Doctor pinched the device, crushing it between her fingers.

“There, now we can talk and fill Amy in on what’s happened in this galaxy,” she said. “Miss Rose, about a year ago, a man known as Sheev Palpatine from the planet of Naboo declared himself Emperor, sweeping aside the previous Republic in favor of the more fascist Galactic Empire. It was all part of a plan to eliminate a group of mystics called the Jedi. The Jedi used to be peacekeepers that carried laser swords and could tune in with this energy that organisms known as midi-chlorians utilized, giving them powers of levitation, telepathy, and other such powers.”

“Of course, there are those that study the darker aspects of that energy, that which we call the Force,” continued Lurra Rus. “That would be the Sith, the enemies of the Jedi…and the victors.”

“For the moment only, Miss Rus,” said the Doctor. “But, yes, Amy, this whole Empire was to destroy the Jedi Order and Sheev Palpatine, excuse me, Darth Sidious, succeeded in destroying the original Order. He even corrupted a Jedi to become his Sith Apprentice. He was once known as Anakin Skywalker, now he’s the cyborg Darth Vader.”

“…Lord Vader? He used to be-?!” asked Lurra Rus.

“Yes, Miss Rus, the hero of the Clone Wars himself,” confirmed the Doctor.

“H-How do you know this?!”

“She’s a Time Lord,” explained Amy. “History and the future are her backyard.”

“A Time Lord?” asked Lurra Rus. “But they’re just a myth.” As the Doctor was about to object, Dr. Hemlock arrived.

“I was unaware of a new scientist coming,” he said. “Please, accept my apologies for merely lumping you in with Miss Rus.”

“It’s quite all right,” assured the Doctor.

“Tell me, what do you know about genetics?” asked Dr. Hemlock.

“I dabble in them on occasion, why?”

“Then you should come with me and meet Professor Yarvelling.” That name was a new one to the Doctor.

“Lead on, then,” she said.

“Miss Rus, kindly keep Miss Rose occupied,” said Dr. Hemlock.

“Yes, Doctor,” replied Lurra Rus. Dr. Hemlock and the Doctor then headed off.

“…Why would you be here?” Amy asked Lurra Rus.

“…Midi-chlorian ‘donation’,” replied Lurra Rus.


The two doctors arrived at the lab where Yarvelling was working. “Professor,” called Dr. Hemlock. Yarvelling looked up and saw the two.

“Yes, Dr. Hemlock?” he asked.

“This is Dr. Smith,” explained Dr. Hemlock. “She will be assisting you.”

“Very well, Sir,” replied Yarvelling. Dr. Hemlock left and Yarvelling and the Doctor were left alone. “A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Smith,” said Yarvelling. “I am Professor Yar-.”

“Oh, I know you, Sir,” replied the Doctor.

“…Y…You do?” asked Yarvelling. It was then he noticed the fire in the Doctor’s eyes.

“Oh yes, I have my EYE on you,” answered the Doctor. She pointed to the eye symbol on his lapels.

“…Th-This is just a symbol from my home planet,” assured Yarvelling.

“Your home planet of Skaro, yes?” asked the Doctor. “That IS the symbol of the Kaled Elite, if I recall.” By now, Yarvelling was puzzled.

“How do you know those words?” he asked. He then goggled…then snarled. “YOU!”

“Hello again, oh Dark Lord of Skaro!” replied the Doctor. “Or should we stick to our names, eh Davros?” It was then that the man dropped the façade of Professor Yarvelling completely and allowed his real persona of Davros to come to the fore. The Creator of the Daleks snarled in fury.

“You DARE come to this time, Doctor?!” he hissed.

“Entirely by accident, I assure you,” replied the Doctor. “So, how are you enjoying having a full body again? Tell me, your voice sounds like it would before your synthesizer switches on. Is that what you looked like before the Thal shell?”

“It was never my intention to regress to my pre-chair state!” growled Davros. “I point the finger of blame at YOU, Doctor!”

“Me?! YOU’RE the one that swiped my regeneration energy last time we met, you lunatic! You should have known there would be consequences! I’m surprised the Daleks didn’t kill you for daring to tamper with their genetics like that!”

“The regeneration was supposed to keep me alive, not restore my old form!”

“Well, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles!” retorted the Doctor. “It’s a lottery, regeneration! …And speaking of genetics, I think I can guess why you’re working on Project Necromancer. But really…Daleks using the Dark Side of the Force?”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 3

Splat-tastic Deja Vu: Part 4

John, Kaori, and Octavio made their way to Octavio’s quarters. He opened up his private kitchen and pulled out a bottle of vinegar. “…You cook?” asked John.

“Of course I do!” replied Octavio. “A real king can’t rely on servants for everything!”

“Hm, is that Takoyaki I’m smelling?” asked a Slitheen woman’s voice. The group found hiding places in the room as the Slitheen entered. She sniffed the air. “Oh, playing hard to get, eh? Well, that’s all right. This old girl could use the mental exercise!” She continued sniffing. “Mmm! That smell of adrenaline! It’s intoxicating!” Octavio was trying to load the ink tank with the vinegar quietly. “Ooh! That fear! Flooding your bodies with instincts that tell you to run because fighting is impossible!” The Slitheen then heard a click. She then pulled the table away to reveal Octavio having finally closed the lid! “There you are, Your Majesty!” cackled the Slitheen.

“ONE OF YOU! FIRE!” shouted Octavio. John and Kaori leveled their blasters at the Slitheen and pulled the triggers. John’s didn’t fire, but Kaori’s did. The Slitheen was doused in vinegar and gasped in horror as the acetic acid in the vinegar did its work. There was one last prolonged fart…then the Slitheen exploded, her green meat scattering all over the room. “…Okay…” mumbled Octavio. “I…don’t ever want to see that again.”


The Doctor had finished making her psychic communicator. Amy looked down the hall when she heard the fart and resulting explosion. “What was-?!” she yelped.

“The acetic acid in vinegar causing bubbling in the Slitheen’s calcium phosphate anatomy, causing an explosion,” explained the Doctor.

“…Vinegar makes a Slitheen blow up?!” asked Amy.

“Makes any Raxacoricofallapatorian blow up,” replied the Doctor. She then inspected her handiwork. “…Welp, all done here. …Just wish I had brain lube for this.”

“Brain lube?”

“Just a joke. I’m going to be in some considerable pain, considering I’m trying to telepathically reach halfway across the galaxy. …Well, Doctor, brace yourself!” The Doctor put the electrodes on her head and switched her communicator on. She then felt incredible pressure in her head, like her mind was about to explode! As she groaned and strained, she tried to send her thoughts concerning the Slitheen’s presence and a plea for help to the Galactic Council. For the Doctor, it felt like hours. For Amy, it felt the same, seeing the Doctor in pain with no idea how to help her. In reality, it was only minutes. The Doctor then switched off her communicator and tore the electrodes off her head.

“Doctor!” yelped Amy.

“I’m all right!” panted the Doctor. She then slowly smiled. “Help was a lot closer than I thought.”

“Doctor?” asked Amy.

“Come on, Amy,” directed the Doctor. “We’d better go greet them.”

“Greet who?!” Amy HATED it when the Doctor acted like this!


“What is taking her so long?!” complained Tafrasa.

“You know how she likes to toy with her prey,” replied his brother. “I’m more concerned with what’s taking Inkadia so long! Those codes should be released by now!”

“Erm, guys-!” called a young Slitheen.

“Not now, son,” replied Tafrasa.

“Dad, it’s really-!” insisted the young Slitheen.

“In a minute!” hissed Tafrasa. That was when the New Squidbeak Splatoon burst in.

“HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!” shouted Captain Trey, the original Agent 3. The Slitheen just laughed.

“My dear boy, if that’s all you’re worried about-.” said Tafrasa.

“No! Dad, listen to me!” insisted his son. John, Kaori, and Octavio then arrived.

“NOBODY MOVE OR THE VINEGAR MAKES YOU ALL GO BOOM!” shouted Kaori.

“…You DARED kill my cousin!” snarled Tafrasa.

“Dad, believe it or not, there’s someone worse coming!” interjected his son.

“Oh, what is it?!” snapped Tafrasa.

“A Wrarth Warrior ship!” his son finally explained. “They were hiding right behind Earth’s moon! Someone called them for help!”

“A Wrarth Warrior ship?! Impossible!” Tafrasa finally checked the instruments. As he did, the Doctor and Amy arrived.

“Ah, here we all are!” she said. “And judging by your panic, Tafrasa, I see you discovered the Wrarth Warrior ship I contacted.”

“How?! You couldn’t contact the outside world!” snarled Tafrasa.

“You left me in a room with hypno-shades,” replied the Doctor. “It was easy to make a psychic communicator. I was prepared to send a plea for help to the Galactic Council Chambers, but a psychic among the Wrarth Warriors intercepted the call, taking a load off my mind quite literally. They should be arriving in about…” That was when flashes of light appeared, then formed humanoid arthropods with a pincer claw replacing the left forearm and five tendrils making up the right hand. They had huge red eyes and digitigrade legs.

“All right, you Slitheen scum!” snapped one of the creatures. “Which one of you is Tafrasa Dav-thon Thackarin-Day Slitheen?!”

“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!” shouted Tafrasa as he readied his claws. He was then gunned down by the commander.

“Wait a minute-!” yelped Amy.

“Oh, no worries, Amy,” soothed the Doctor. “Their sidearms are stun guns. No lethal settings at all.”

“Of course, Doctor,” confirmed the Wrarth Warrior Commander. “I take it you ARE the Doctor that sent that psychic distress signal? The same one that helped us bring Beep the Meep to justice?”

“That’s me!” replied the Doctor.

“Wh-What’s going on here?!” asked John.

“Everyone, meet the Wrarth Warriors, a proper space police force,” introduced the Doctor.

“Sergeant Zivka, at your service, everyone,” said the Wrarth Commander. “My troops and I have been tasked with bringing the Thackarin-Day Slitheen back to Raxacoricofallapatorius for life imprisonment.”

“They’re still doing that these days?” asked the Doctor.

“They’re reserving the death penalty for the worst of the Slitheen,” explained Zivka. “We’ll put the Slitheen onto their ship and send it away to their homeworld via remote control.”

“And then what?” asked Captain Trey.

“Well, the humans ARE coming,” revealed Zivka, “but they’re not preparing warships, but embassy ships.”

“Embassy?” asked Kaori. “You mean…they really want peace?”

“Naturally.”

“While usually surrendering to their knee-jerk reactions,” said the Doctor, “humans genuinely don’t want to fight their neighbors.”


After they were cuffed, the Slitheen were marched back to their ship. The Wrarth Warriors oversaw the whole operation and keyed in a command for the ship. The Slitheen ship then rose into the air. “…I do have to apologize for the death of one of them,” the Doctor said to Zivka.

“It was self-defense,” replied Zivka. “I cannot hold-.” He was interrupted when a massive laser fired from the ground. It struck the Slitheen ship and destroyed it. “What in-?! Who fired that?!” demanded Zivka.

“It was self-defense!” replied Octavio.

“They had surrendered! You executed them unnecessarily!” snarled the Doctor.

“They were too dangerous to be kept alive, Doctor!” argued Octavio.

“There was a kid among them!” shouted Amy.

“I had to make that sacrifice to protect my people!” retorted Octavio.

“Don’t you dare start with me about that, Octavio!” growled the Doctor. “I know one word that could remove a psychopath like you from power!”

“You don’t have that kind of power!” laughed Octavio.

“You’re right, that’s giving myself too much credit,” replied the Doctor. “I know six words.”

“You’re lying.”

“Six little words.” She motioned for Zivka to follow her as she approached Octavio’s aide. She then whispered something to them. Zivka looked back, then nodded. The aide…looked uncertain. The Doctor then walked away. “Come on, Amy, back to the TARDIS.”

“…Wait, what did you say?!” demanded Octavio. “Doctor, WHAT DID YOU SAY?!” The New Squidbeak Splatoon, John, and Kaori then followed the Doctor as the Wrarth Warriors returned to their ship.


The Doctor and her group made it to Inkopolis Plaza. “So, it’s back to adventure for you guys?” John asked Amy.

“Well, the Doctor’s gotta cool off first,” replied Amy. “Let’s just say there’s a lot of personal pain from her I don’t fully understand.”

“Pray you never do,” replied Trey. “I saw that look in my predecessor’s eyes and I occasionally have that look. Doctor, I don’t know the scope of the war you fought in, but I hope I never do.”

“…So do I, Captain Trey,” said the Doctor. She opened the TARDIS doors and she and Amy went inside. The TARDIS then dematerialized.

“…Fresh!” whispered Kaori.


“Doctor, there’s something I DO need to know,” said Amy.

“What’s that?” asked the Doctor as she focused on the controls.

“What did you say to Zivka and Octavio’s aide?”

“…I just asked them a question,” replied the Doctor. “Perhaps you can answer it like they did.”

“What was that question?”

“…Don’t you think he looked tired?” Amy’s eyes goggled.

“…You killed his political career!” she said.

“He’s not the first politician whose career I killed like that,” replied the Doctor. “From what I glimpsed of the Octarian Nation’s future, he’s forced to abdicate thanks to the stresses of the Slitheen Incident and his successor’s role as King is rather like that of the Japanese Emperor, a ceremonial head of state with the Prime Minister of the Octarian National Diet as the real political powerhouse.”

“…And the humans?” asked Amy. The Doctor grinned at that.

“They make peace with the current dominant life of Earth and bring them to the stars!” she revealed. “Inkling and Octarian colonies dot the edge of the galaxy, even moving to other galaxies, like humans and Mobians!” Amy smiled.

“That’s a future worth seeing!” she said. “…Are there still Inkling and Octarian colonies in my time?”

“Yeah, actually! Wanna see?”

“Heck yeah!” With that, the Doctor set the controls and the TARDIS spun through the Time Vortex!

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 3

Splat-tastic Deja Vu: Part 3

The Doctor’s mind raced with ideas, but no concrete plans. John was about to say something, but Amy stopped him. “Better let her plan,” she advised.

“…Why would they wait this long?” muttered the Doctor.

“Pardon?” asked Amy.

“Even accounting for my usual life-style, the Slitheen could have picked any time I visited in the 21st century, so why here and now?”

“Maybe their ancestors tried?” guessed Amy. “And maybe they really wanted it to hurt somehow?”

“But how?” muttered the Doctor.

“…Maybe they’re gonna try again with the old Slitheen plan?” asked Kaori.

“…You know, I think you have something there,” said the Doctor. “There ARE still nuclear weapons on this planet, yes?”

“Yes, but we never got to touch them,” replied John.

“We never really bothered,” explained Octavio. “They’re nothing more than a suicide pill. The one thing us Octarians and you slimy hipsters agree on.”

“Octavio, is there a way we can monitor communications here?” asked the Doctor.

“Yeah, but we can’t exactly contact the outside world or any other part of this particular dome while the lockdown’s in effect for this room.”

“Let me worry about that. Show me.” With that, Octavio showed the Doctor a communications console. The Doctor started combing through the channels until she stumbled across Tafrasa speaking.

“-of Inkadia, heed my words,” he said. “The mammals that once dominated this planet have spread to colonies beyond our world. They have intercepted our Golden Disk and are making their way back to Earth…but not with peaceful intentions.”

“What? Already?” asked the Doctor.

“Our scientists have searched the solar system,” continued Tafrasa, “and they have found…massive weapons of destruction, capable of being deployed within 45 seconds!”

“That can’t be right!” muttered Kaori.

“It’s not right,” replied the Doctor.

“And, regretfully, they are capable of taking over our leaders’ minds!” Tafrasa went on. “Imagine my horror when I discovered that they enslaved our beloved DJ Octavio! Our scientists can baffle the mammal probes…but not for long. We’re facing…extinction. Inklings, Octarians, Jellyfish, all of us…unless we strike first! According to what I read from scientists from all walks of life, Splatsville lies directly beneath the belly of the mammal mothership! I beg the powers of Inkadia; pass an emergency resolution! Give us the access codes!”

“No, he wouldn’t!” realized John.

“A nuclear strike at the heart of the beast,” Tafrasa confirmed, “is our ONLY chance of survival! Because, from this moment on, it is my solemn duty to inform you…Planet Earth is at war with its ancestral rulers, the human race!”

“He’s lying,” said the Doctor. “The humans don’t go to war against you lot. Spoilers, but the dominant races, both old and new, make peace with one another.”

“So why would the Slitheen want to make up a threat?” asked John.

“And why throw me under the bus?!” demanded Octavio.

“And how will all that get at you?” asked Kaori.

“Reverse order,” replied the Doctor. “I put a lot of work into this planet, the Slitheen don’t need Octavio anymore, and it’s all part of their spectacle.”

“Do you think the powers of Inkadia will believe Tafrasa?” asked Amy.

“Why not?” asked the Doctor. “Inklings and Octarians are just like humans and Mobians in that regard. That’s what the Slitheen want, the whole world in a panic! You get scared, you lash out, the codes for the nuclear arsenal the humans left behind are released, and the Slitheen go nuclear!” The Doctor worked on the console.

“But why?” asked Octavio. “And what are you doing?”

“I’m getting into contact with Tafrasa,” replied the Doctor.

“But I just told you-!”

“And you’re right,” assured the Doctor. “But you didn’t have me around. I’m asking the computers running the communications systems very nicely to let me speak with him. AHA!”

“You got it?!” asked Amy.

“I got it!” replied the Doctor. “What’s his comms code, Octavio?”

“Well, if he was stupid enough to keep it, 4-7-8-4-2.” The Doctor keyed in the code.

“Aha! He IS stupid enough to keep it!” she cheered. She then spoke into the mic. “I will speak to Tafrasa Dav-Thon Thackarin-Day Slitheen under Jurisdiction 2 of the Shadow Proclamation!” Someone then picked up.

“I’m here, Doctor!” snarled Tafrasa’s voice.

“So, tell me, Tafrasa, since when did the Slitheen fall to senility? I mean, your external skin’s getting pretty hard, that’s a sign of advanced age for a Raxacoricofallapatorian.”

“I assure you, it’s more than just a repeat of what the Passameer-Day Slitheen attempted!” replied Tafrasa. “And since your precious humans are going to die in the process, I’ll overlook the comments about my age!”

“So you get the codes, convince the Inklings and Octarians that there’s an invading fleet of humans, they retaliate, but the missiles don’t strike any ships, they strike other countries.”

“And the radioactive shockwave would destroy the recolonization fleet on approach while we wait out the disaster in our own ship and claim salvage! A real pity that the humans would be exposed to the vacuum and cold of space!”

“But you’d destroy our planet!” protested Kaori. “You’d destroy something beautiful-!”

“Earth was never beautiful and never will be!” snapped Tafrasa. “Tigers, green plants, canyons in the sea, Inklings! It’s all ugly! Better to reduce the planet to molten slag and sell it off piece by radioactive piece! We’ve already sent the advert out, Doctor! The sale of the millennium! Enough raw fuel for every cut-price starliner and budget hauler! Surely you’re aware of the Galactic Depression, Doctor.”

“A depression that the Slitheen started! This is part of that Operation: Homeward Bound I heard about! You tank the galactic economy, Raxacoricofallapatorius becomes the poorest planet, they can’t fund their law enforcement, so you swoop in and take over the government! This is a venture to raise capital!”

“Precisely!” confirmed Tafrasa.

“At the cost of 5 billion people!”

“A bargain!” At that, the Doctor drew in a breath.

“…I give you a choice, Tafrasa Dav-Thon Thackarin-Day Slitheen,” she warned, “stop this plan, leave Earth peacefully, or I’ll stop you.” Tafrasa laughed at her.

“What, you?!” he said. “Trapped in your box?!”

“I beat the Passameer-Day Slitheen that way,” replied the Doctor.

“Not this time, Doctor! You may have restored communications between rooms but my cousin is skilled at keeping even YOU from contacting the outside world!” Tafrasa then switched off communications.

“Doctor, if he’s right-!” gulped John.

“He’ll be proven wrong,” assured the Doctor. “…But I can’t do this alone.”

“Are you getting Rassilon to help?” asked Amy.

“No, she’s too busy,” replied the Doctor. “No, I need to contact the Galactic Council. It was re-established after the Meep Army beheaded and ate the original council.” Amy blinked at that as the Doctor worked.

“…Th…the Meep…? …You know what, given that Gallifrey and Ragsi…Ruggsa…” The Doctor rolled her eyes. “Give me a minute!” protested Amy. “Ragsa…”

“Raxacoricofallapatorius,” said the Doctor.

“…Raxacorico…”

“Fallapatorius.”

“Raxacoricofallapatorius!” cheered Amy.

“That’s it!” praised the Doctor. “Well done!”

“Are you two listening to each other right now?!” snapped John. “You two think you’re so clever right now!”

“Yeah,” replied the Doctor.

“You sound like Marina Ida before her defection!” snarled Octavio.

“Hey, she only defected after YOU lost hypnotic control over her, just like the other Octolings living with us!” argued Kaori.

“Hypnotic control?” asked the Doctor.

“My spicy wasabi beats keep my soldiers under my control,” explained Octavio. “I needed TOTAL loyalty from my soldiers to protect my people!”

“You brain-washed innocent people!” retorted Amy.

“You also conscripted ten-year-olds!” said Kaori.

“…Octavio, how do you send your hypnotic signal out?” asked the Doctor.

“Put on those goggles and I’ll show you!” replied Octavio as he pointed out a row of red and black visor-style goggles. The Doctor pulled out a pair and examined it.

“…Actually, one might help slightly. …But many…” she took out a lot, then found a toolkit and started taking them apart.

“Hey! That’s Imperial Octarian property!” snarled Octavio.

“It still is,” replied the Doctor, “just being used for a more benign purpose.”

“Doctor, what are you doing?” asked Amy.

“I’m making a psychic communicator,” explained the Doctor. “There are plenty of psychic races in the Galactic Council at this time, so hopefully I can reach them.” At that moment, klaxons blared.

“What in-?!” asked John.

“That’s the intruder alarm!” replied Octavio.

“Turn that off, Octavio!” ordered the Doctor. “I need to concentrate!” Octavio turned off the alarm and goggled.

“…Oh no, not again!” he complained.

“What is it?” asked Kaori.

“It’s that stupid New Squidbeak Splatoon!” grumbled Octavio. “Captain Trey is leading the charge!”

“The New Squidbeak Splatoon?!” asked John. “WHOO! MY HEROES!”

“They’re the ones that beat Octavio in recent times!” explained Kaori.

“No, no, no!” protested the Doctor. “We have to send them away!”

“Doctor?” asked Amy.

“The Slitheen won’t be affected by the Splatoon’s ink!” explained the Doctor. “It will be a massacre!”

“There’s also a chance it could cause confusion for the Slitheen!” said Amy.

“It’s too risky!” countered the Doctor. “Raxacoricofallapatorians are fast, strong, and the females have poison darts in their fingers! The New Squidbeak Splatoon WILL be slaughtered! Kaori, John, you two will have to save them. Octavio, is there a vinegar supply and can the ink tanks be loaded with it?”

“Yes to both, but-!” replied Octavio.

“Then lead them there!” directed the Doctor. “And watch your backs!”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 3

Splat-tastic Deja Vu: Part 2

“Well, this is familiar,” muttered Amy as she sat in a cell with the Doctor, John, and Kaori. She noticed that the Doctor was wetting her finger in the water glass she was given and rubbing it along the rim to make sound.

“…No, still not the right frequency,” she muttered.

“Frequency for what?” asked John.

“Well, I noticed that the locks are sonic locks,” explained the Doctor, “and I wondered if I could replicate the sound. Hence the musical glass.”

“It’s a full octave,” explained a voice. A fat Octoling arrived.

“That’s the Octarian Ambassador!” whispered Kaori.

“So it’s a series of eight notes?” guessed the Doctor.

“And played at high speeds that only a machine could achieve,” confirmed the Octarian Ambassador. “But, good news for you, I managed to get you an audience with King Octavio.” He held a device to the cell door and it played a rapid-fire octave, unlocking the door.

“Very kind of you,” said the Doctor.

“Why would Octavio want an audience?” asked Amy.

“Gloating, maybe,” remarked John.

“Yeah, that sounds about right,” agreed Kaori.


The Octarian Ambassador led everyone to the throne room. Octavio was still in his Octobot. “Well, well!” cackled Octavio. “A pair of slimy hipsters and their mammal friends!”

“DJ Octavio, what prompted this whole thing in the first place?” asked the Doctor.

“To finally claim what was supposed to be mine! All of Inkadia!”

“Another two-bit tyrant,” muttered Amy. “…Hang on, Kaori, John, is this whole place really called Inkadia?”

“Yep,” replied Kaori.

“And why would you need to conquer all of Inkadia anyways?” asked the Doctor.

“To undo the Inklings’ victory over my people 100 years ago!”

“Oh, for Pete’s sake!” complained John. “Our grandparents offered ways for you guys to get power for your homes!”

“Inefficient and unreliable!” retorted Octavio.

“Could someone fill me in on what happened?” asked the Doctor.

“100 years ago,” explained John, “the Inklings and Octarians fought in a war for survival. Before that, we were peaceful neighbors, but rising sea levels forced us to fight over the remaining land.”

“We held the advantage over the Inklings!” continued Octavio. “We were more disciplined! They couldn’t even get out of bed early enough to fight!”

“But we had ten limbs over their eight!” boasted John.

“No, it was because of sheer luck!” shouted Octavio. “If that plug wasn’t carelessly pulled, we’d have won the instant the Great Octoweapons stormed your central stronghold!” Octavio was about to continue when…someone farted. Everyone glared at the offending farter, the Octarian Ambassador.

“…Excuse me, would you mind not farting while I’m getting both sides of history?” asked the Doctor.

“Would you prefer silent but deadly, Time Lord?” asked the Ambassador. That caught the Doctor’s attention.

“…How did you…?” she asked. Amy then sniffed the air.

“…That’s not a fart smell,” she said. “That’s…bad breath?” Kaori and John smelled the air.

“…Yeah, that smells like someone not brushing their beak,” said John.

“That’s not chitin decay,” said the Doctor. “No, that’s the smell of…calcium decay. …Wait…” The Doctor looked at all the overweight Octolings. “…Are you lot…Jingatheen? Rackateen?”

“This is for the Passameer-Day Slitheen, Time Lord!” replied the Octarian Ambassador as he reached for his forehead. He then pulled on a hidden zipper that allowed a bright-blue light to shine out.

“Oh no! OUT!” called the Doctor as others did the same.

“Wh-Wha-?!” spluttered Octavio. He was then grabbed by Kaori and John and hauled away with the Doctor leading the escape. Amy snuck a look back to see something within the Ambassador’s skin pulling it off like it was a tight latex suit! The creature wearing the skin had bulbous skin, black orbs for eyes, sharp teeth, a long neck, and arms with three fingered claws.

“RUN, AMY!” called the Doctor. Amy ran as the creature and several of its friends had stripped down so they could reveal their trunk-like legs! The creatures then roared and gave chase! They were fast for such bulky aliens!

“What’s going on here?!” yelped Kaori.

“Later!” replied the Doctor. “Octavio! Safe room! Now!”

“Take a left here!” called Octavio. Everyone ran left. “Fourth door on your right! HURRY!” The Doctor quickly found the door and everyone dashed inside. There were several ink tanks and firearms.

“Ooh! Weapons!” said Kaori. She strapped an ink tank on and it filled with her color ink. The Doctor then cannibalized several weapons and a flashlight to make a gadget. She then grabbed the gun the ink tank was paired with, then aimed it at the creatures while holding the device above the gun.

“One false move,” she warned the creatures, “and my little gadget here will accelerate the decay of the ink in Kaori’s tank as it’s fired! Splat! Acetic acid shower! Now spack off!” The creatures backed up. The Doctor looked to her group. “They’re calcium-based life-forms. Acetic acid, usually found in vinegar, makes them explode when in contact with their skin.” She returned her attention to the creatures. “All right, question time! Why are the Slitheen here? Revenge, I’m guessing?”

“We have a long memory, Doctor!” snarled the creature that impersonated the Octarian Ambassador.

“Slitheen? That’s the name of their race?” asked John.

“Name of our race?!” scoffed another of the creatures.

“No, no, they’re criminal Raxacoricofallapatorians from the planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius,” corrected the Doctor. “Slitheen isn’t their species.”

“Precisely!” said the phony Octarian Ambassador. “Slitheen is our surname! Tafrasa Dav-thon Thackarin-Day Slitheen, at your service!”

“…Tafrasa? Didn’t you send me a death threat?” asked the Doctor.

“I see you’ve gotten my message, Doctor!” snarled Tafrasa. “I was a little boy when I heard about what you did to the Passameer-Day Slitheen!”

“What did she do?” asked Amy.

“…Erm, excuse me, your device will do what, Doctor?” asked another Slitheen. “Accelerate the ink’s decay?”

“That’s right,” confirmed the Doctor.

“Could you explain the science behind that?” The Doctor floundered at that. “…A bluff from prey!”

“Well, let’s end this hunt…with a slaughter!” cackled Tafrasa. He and his compatriots clicked their claws together in anticipation.

“If you can see,” said the Doctor. She switched on the device and bright light flashed the Slitheen. As the Slitheen tried to get their eyesight back, Octavio pressed a button and blast-doors shut in front of them while also sealing the windows. “…Thanks,” said the Doctor.

“My pleasure…and my desperation,” admitted Octavio. “They can’t get at us, but WE can’t get at them.”

“You mean we’re trapped here?!” yelped Kaori.

“That gives us SOME time to make a plan,” said Amy. “…And some explanations. Doctor, why are the Slitheen angry at you?”

“Well, I WAS involved in the destruction of the Passameer-Day branch of the family,” replied the Doctor. “March, 2006, the Passameer-Day Slitheen had infiltrated the British Government, sending a signal advertising nuclear fuel. The idea was to get humans to panic and fire their nuclear weapons at a supposed threat up in space. But it was a made up threat. The humans fire their missiles, they start a nuclear holocaust, and the Slitheen would have sold the chunks off as raw fuel. But one of my friends got ahold of a missile and fired it at the main government building for the United Kingdom, 10 Downing Street. It destroyed the Passameer-Day branch with one survivor, but I received a death threat from Tafrasa, a young man at the time.”

“He’s trying to avenge his heroes?” asked John.

“Mafia types have a warped sense of heroism,” remarked Amy.

“I suppose the question is how do we deal with our Slitheen problem?” asked Kaori.

“…If we can contact the human colonies…” mused the Doctor.

“Human colonies?” asked Octavio.

“The humans that were born here are the only ones that died in the floods,” said the Doctor, “but there are other colonies out there.”

“And you want those mammals to come here?!”

“It’s our best shot.”

“Doctor, what if the humans want to stay on Earth?” asked Amy.

“Then we make sure they negotiate with the new natives of Earth,” replied the Doctor. “The third Golden Age of Earth starts in just a few months!”


“Oof! My eyes!” complained a Slitheen woman as she rubbed her eyes. “How did she find the time?!”

“It doesn’t matter, Cousin!” replied Tafrasa as his sideways eyelids blinked rapidly. “The Doctor’s options are still limited as long as she stays in there! Now, we must cut off communications with any human colonies! It’s time to avenge the Passameer-Day Slitheen! Brother!”

“Yes, Tafrasa!” replied a male Slitheen.

“Are your friends in position?” asked Tafrasa.

“They’re ready, but must we go for a video broadcast? Surely audio is sufficient.”

“You’re just saying that because you don’t want to wear that suit!”

“It’s tight in all the wrong places!” protested Tafrasa’s brother.

“You’re the one that chose the cheap compression technology!” scoffed the female Slitheen.

“Now, see here-!”

“ENOUGH!” bellowed Tafrasa, ending the argument. “The people of this planet love spectacle as much as humans do. A video broadcast is the only chance we have to prove to them how dire the threat to their world is! Now quit arguing and suit up!”

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Doctor Who: Crossings Series 3

Splat-tastic Deja Vu: Part 1

In a city plaza by a tower with a giant long fish wrapped around it, various people were doing their own thing. The people had black eye masks, but these were no bandits. They had pointed ears and what looked like two club tentacles with the males tying them back and the females just letting them hang loose. These were the humanoid descendants of squids, the Inklings. Right now, a female Inkling with orange tentacles and headphones was bobbing her head to the beat of a song by a music group, the Squid Squad. As she listened, she then heard a strange noise. …That wasn’t part of the song. It sounded like a wheezing, groaning noise, followed by a thud. She stopped her music and headed off to the alley where a shady individual used to sit at. She blinked when she saw a blue box. “What in the name of the Great Zapfish?” she muttered.

“Hey! Kaori!” called a voice. She looked behind her to see a male Inkling with goggles on his forehead and blue tentacles. “Hey, girl! What’s going on?” asked the male.

“John, did you set this up?” asked the Inkling girl, Kaori. The Inkling boy, John, looked at the blue box.

“…Nope, that ain’t mine,” he said. “It says ‘Police Public Call Box’. Maybe it’s a new police thing?” At that moment, the door was opened from the inside and out stepped…

“AMY?!” yelped Kaori. There she was, Amy Rose from Mobius!

“Kaori! John!” greeted Amy. She hugged the two Inklings, then looked inside the box, the TARDIS. “Doctor, come on out!” she said. At that moment, the Doctor stepped out.

“So the telepathic circuits worked?” she asked.

“They sure did!” confirmed Amy. “Kaori, John, meet the Doctor from the planet of Gallifrey!”

“An alien?!” yelped John.

“Yep! That’s me! I come in peace!” confirmed the Doctor. “And you two are…?”

“I’m Kaori, this is John,” introduced Kaori. “Welcome to Inkopolis!”

“Interesting,” mused the Doctor. “This is 12,000 years after the great flood of 4756.”

“…I…I suppose,” said John.

“She’s a time traveler,” explained Amy.

“I see…anyways!” Kaori changed tactics. “What are you doing here, Amy? The Smash Tournament isn’t for a while.”

“I just wanted to visit friends,” replied Amy. “We just came from far into the future after Earth gets roasted by the sun.”

“Still 5 billion years away,” assured the Doctor. “Let’s just say we’re looking for a place to relax.”

“Ooh! Maybe there’s a turf war going on!” said Kaori.

“Turf war?” asked the Doctor.

“The Inklings can fire their ink through special firearms,” explained Amy. “The idea of turf wars is to cover more surface area than your opponents. It’s a four-on-four game.”

“I got it!” called John after he looked up the newest matches. “There’s gonna be a turf war at Urchin Underpass with both teams from Splatsville in a few minutes!”

“Let’s go see!” replied Kaori.

“Come on, Doctor! It’ll be fun to watch!” urged Amy.

“…All right, might as well get stuck in,” mused the Doctor.

“All right!” cheered John. “This way!” He led everyone to a train station.


The train took them to the viewing gallery at Urchin Underpass. The Doctor and her group took their seats and awaited the teams’ arrival. Four cubes appeared in the air on each side of the stage. “The cleanup must be abysmal under there,” muttered the Doctor.

“Not really,” replied Kaori. “Our ink evaporates pretty quickly after it’s left alone for a while.”

“Really?” The Doctor had to figure that out somehow. Just then, squids and octopuses appeared on the cubes, one team in purple, the other team in green. The squids then turned into Inklings and the octopuses turned into life-forms similar to the Inklings! “So squids aren’t the only ones who gained a humanoid form?” asked the Doctor.

“Nope,” replied John. “A couple of years ago, we had Octolings join us. They’re the better half of the Octarians, our ancient enemies in the Great Turf War. Any time you see an Octoling in a turf war, they’ve abandoned their king, Octavio.”

“Three! Two! One! GO!” shouted the announcer. The two teams launched off their cubes and fired at the ground. An Octoling girl on the Purple Team aimed what looked like a sniper rifle at an Inkling boy with a giant roller paintbrush and fired! The Inkling burst into purple ink and what looked like a sad, cartoony squid flew up into the sky.

“Sh-She just-!” spluttered the Doctor.

“Look over there, Ma’am,” directed John. The cartoony squid then entered one of the cubes and the Inkling boy came back, looking a bit miffed.

“…H…How?!” asked the Doctor.

“I dunno, those things just bring us back,” replied Kaori. “I’m not a scientist.”

“Even then, it’s not perfect,” remarked John. “They can’t prevent ALL deaths, just turf war related ones.” It was then the song changed.

“Oh boy! Now or Never!” said Kaori.

“That’s the Squid Sisters version, isn’t it?” mused John. “Come on, Green! Come on, Green!” A countdown then appeared on the big screen. At the end of the countdown, a whistle blasted. Out stepped two cats! One was clearly an adult, the other was a kitten!

“Are…are those…the judges?” asked the Doctor. She notice that their black and white fur pattern made them look like they were wearing black suspenders and bowties.

“Judd and his clone, Li’l Judd,” explained Kaori. The two cats were walking upright and were dancing just a bit as meters below them filled with the teams’ colors, green for Judd and purple for Li’l Judd. Li’l Judd then pulled out a purple flag as the purple team’s meter had 52.6% turf covered. The way Li’l Judd pulled the flag out seemed to knock Judd flat onto his stomach. The Green Team wailed at their loss with an Inkling girl stamping her feet like a little kid while the Purple team were dancing in victory with an Inkling girl on the team hugging her gatling gun like it was a toy.


“So that’s a typical turf war?” asked the Doctor once they all returned to Inkopolis Plaza.

“Yep! The next stages should be announced soon,” said John. “Now if the Squid Sisters would-!”

“Oh, here we go!” complained Kaori. “You were like that when Off the Hook took over stage announcements!”

“Come on! You can’t beat the classic Squid Sisters!”

“Erm, who ARE the Squid Sisters?” asked the Doctor.

“They’re a pair of pop idols,” explained Kaori. “Cousins from Calamari County. Their names are Callie and Marie. On top of music, they’d host Inkopolis News right here in Inkopolis Plaza to announce the stages for turf wars and other related activities. They were then succeeded by Pearl and Marina, the rapper and DJ group known as Off the Hook, they’d host Inkopolis News over in Inkopolis Square. These days, a trio of idols known as Shiver, Frye, and Big Man, are doing the news from Splatsville. Their group is called Deep Cut and their news broadcast is called Anarchy Splatcast.”

“Interesting,” mused the Doctor.

“…Doctor,” said Amy, “something’s making the fur on the back of-!” She was interrupted as a giant tentacle wrapped around her, pinning her arms to the side and gagging her mouth.

“WHAT IN-?!” yelped the Doctor. She then saw that the tentacle had feet…and a face with inflated lips and eyes with green sclera and purple corneas! “Oi! Let her down!”

“Not a chance!” replied the tentacle. “My king has need of her!” It then dove into a sewer grate!

“That was an Octarian!” said John. “They haven’t attacked Inkopolis in a long time!”

“Come on, John!” said Kaori. “You too, Doctor!”

“Naturally! That’s my friend he kidnapped!” The Doctor and the two Inklings followed the Octarian.


The group ended up in a valley with all sorts of kettles littering the place. “…Octo Valley,” said John. “What a dump. A force of Octavio loyalists still live here, even after his defeat by the New Squidbeak Splatoon.”

“…Splatoon?” asked the Doctor. Her answers were cut short as someone laughed overhead. Everyone looked up to see a spherical machine with fists and a mix table flying down. Amy was still bound by an Octarian in the machine, and piloting the mechanical beast was a giant octopus with a green X scar and a kabuto style helmet.

“GYAH HA HA HA HA!” laughed the octopus. “Tried to party without me, huh?! A bit of a reunion with Smash Brothers and a spectator?!”

“DJ Octavio!” snarled Kaori.

“So that’s the Octarian Leader?” mused the Doctor. “Mr. Octavio, sir-!”

“You will address me as DJ or Your Majesty!” snarled Octavio. “Unless you want your brain remixed!” Amy shouted something, but the tentacle still wrapped around her mouth muffled her.

“Quit squirming! You can’t even bite me!” snapped the Octarian restraining her.

“Sir, that’s MY companion you have as your hostage,” continued the Doctor. “I urge you to release her at once.”

“Fat chance, Ape Girl!”

“Steady on there!” protested the Doctor. That was when Octarians restrained her as well as Kaori and John. Octavio took the time to brag.

“On behalf of the Octarian Nation, I welcome you distinguished guests to Octo Valley! GYAH HA HA HA HA!”