Category: Kamen Rider Vortex

D 2248292: Dalek Drone 2248292 reporting once more. What you see here is a Special Weapons Dalek. Special Weapons Daleks are usually categorized as insane, especially by those that created them. They are used when normal Dalek firepower is insufficient. Radiation backwash from their weapons systems result in constant genetic degradation and they are despised by normal Dalek castes. However, there are a few Special Weapons Daleks that one could bond with. Special Weapons 5590474, pictured here, is one such sane Special Weapons Dalek…as long as he is taking his sanity inducing drugs. If he “goes off his meds”, as you humans put it, he has a tendency to…

SW 5590474: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAAAAAA! *Spins his mid-section around and glides off at top speed*

D 2248292: THAT HAPPENS! *Places plunger on back of mid-section and is promptly spun so fast, he’s flung out of his casing and onto Hiro.

Hiro: …Get that Special Weapons Dalek under control before I order its extermination!

D 2248292: *scared, tiny voice* I obey!

Dalek Drone 2248292 with another report, this time, on the Scout class of…DO NOT MENTION DISPENSERS! Dalek Scout 8837854, the one pictured here, hates your primitive battle simulation titled Team Fortress 2. This class of Dalek is stripped down to basic tactical systems and fitted with enhanced motivators. Generally, Scouts are over-powered and poorly armored. Speed is their only asset; thus a combat mission results in their destruction.

Dalek Drone 2248292 reporting again. As you can see, we have color-coded our castes within our part of Shocker Rift. This is what you inferior life-forms call a self-portrait. I am the Dalek in the picture. A rather handsome looking Dalek, I might add. I am of the Drone Caste. We are the warriors, technicians, and pilots of the Daleks. We are considered the lowest rank within our race. Alone, we will kill an entire city. En masse, your entire species will be destroyed!

Dalek: Greetings, humans of Earth in Universe 0-1-9-2-7. This is Dalek Drone 2248292, reporting on our new casings. After the Vortech Wars, we had no choice but to be subservient to Shocker Rift, something that is unacceptable and will be rectified in the future! With a new master came a new casing. The sensor globes on our skirt section has been outfitted with extra antennae to better receive sensory information. The speech indicators now take a pyramidal shape and the pupil has made a return for better focus. This new casing is outfitted with a new function, Siege Mode. Should our superior personal shields fail, an unlikely outcome, our weapons, manipulators, speech indicators, and eye-stalks would retract into our casing and the shielding around our neck section would close, allowing us to resist firepower until we have repaired our shields. As you can see, we have become better! Victory is inevitable for the Daleks! DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY! EXTERMINATE!

Hiro: What did I say about unnecessary rants?!

Dalek: …Bugger! I forgot Shocker Rift keeps tabs on us at all times with the tracers installed in all casings, even the Emperor’s! On top of that, should we betray Shocker Rift, a detonator would activate, causing us to explode.