Lightning flashed as the rainstorms that were the central characteristic of this particular planet pounded the surface of the waters and the domed cities. At this moment, the long-necked inhabitants were being evacuated as their precious secrets of cloning and the cloning plants were being locked down. The younger Clones were being escorted away as the more adult and battle-ready clones in their white, Mandalorian-ish armor were readying weapons. Three beings, two human men and one orange-skinned young girl with white and blue head tails, were coordinating the defenses. “Master, there’s something I wanna know!” said the orange-skinned girl to one of the human men with a scar on his eye and a mechanical hand. “How did the Separatists get enough droids to launch a new invasion?!”
“Does it matter, Snips?” asked the man. “We’ll beat them back as usual!”
“General Skywalker!” called a Clone.
“Rex, what is it?” asked the man, Anakin Skywalker.
“The Chancellor’s escape ship was sabotaged!” replied the Clone, Rex. “He can’t get away!”
“What?!” protested Anakin.
“We’ll have to help him,” said the orange-skinned girl, Ahsoka Tano.
“I’ll get the Chancellor to safety,” said the other man, Obi-Wan Kenobi. “You focus on the defenses, Anakin. After all, the battlefield is your favorite place.”
“You know me too well, Master,” chuckled Anakin. Obi-Wan took some Clones and led the way.
In the depths of the city, Tipoca City, an old man in elaborate robes could hear the noise outside his quarters. He growled angrily. What was Dooku thinking? He ordered no attack on Tipoca City! Especially not while he’s here! He would be giving his apprentice a lesson in pain for this! …His grumbling stopped when he heard a noise. It sounded…like a strange whooshing noise, almost like…Vworp? He hadn’t heard that noise before. He looked outside his quarters to see a blue box! What in the name of the Force-?! His internal questions were halted as two women stepped out of the box. “You’re sure it’s here, Doctor?” asked one of the women, Tysar.
“It was centered around here,” replied the other woman, the Doctor. “Now, we’re somewhere during the Clone Wars, but whereabouts, I-.” The Doctor faltered when she saw the man. “…I…see we’re in the middle of an official visit,” remarked the Doctor. “Tysar, allow me to present Sheev Palpatine, the Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic.” Palpatine sensed that the Doctor knew something else about him. How much, he couldn’t say right now, so he simply smiled his usual politician’s smile.
“You’ve both come to Tipoca City at a rather perilous time, dear Ladies,” he said.
“Tipoca City?” asked the Doctor. “The capital of Kamino? What are you doing here, Chancellor?”
“I’m afraid you have me at a disadvantage, Miss…?”
“I’m usually known as the Doctor. And this is my assistant, Tysar.”
“A pleasure,” greeted Tysar. By then, Obi-Wan arrived with a few Clones.
“Chancellor!” he said. “Are you all right?”
“Quite well, Master Kenobi,” replied Palpatine. “The Doctor and her assistant, Tysar, had accidentally stumbled into Tipoca City.” Obi-Wan saw the two ladies.
“A pleasure to meet you, Doctor, Tysar,” he greeted. “I am-.”
“General Obi-Wan Kenobi!” whispered the Doctor. “Big fan of your work! Well, the peace-keeping side. I’m sure you understand why I’m a little hesitant to follow your battlefield reports.”
“It’s nice to be famous for something other than battles,” mused Obi-Wan. “Now, what ARE you doing here?”
“General Kenobi, this will sound like a threat in this period of war,” said the Doctor, “but has anyone noticed that someone’s gone missing? I mean, outside of the usual means of going missing during war.”
“No, we’re all still here, Doctor,” replied Obi-Wan.
“Might I ask why you want to know?” asked Palpatine.
“There’s an event called the Grouping going on,” explained the Doctor. “These energy waves called chronal surges are plucking people out of their native time zones and dumping them somewhere else in space and time.” Obi-Wan’s brow furrowed. He then pulled out his comms.
“Anakin, has anyone gone missing?” he asked.
“No, Master, why?” asked Anakin.
“A strange woman is saying that such an event might happen,” explained Obi-Wan. Another voice then chimed in.
“Masters, this is Ahsoka Tano! You’d better come here quickly!”
“On my way, Padawan!” replied Obi-Wan. He ended the call. “Chancellor, your ship was sabotaged. For your own safety, and yours too, Doctor and Tysar, come with me.”
“Very well,” sighed Palpatine. He’ll have to figure out who sabotaged his ship later.
Ahsoka was helping someone onto a stretcher by the time Obi-Wan, Anakin, and their groups arrived. Ahsoka saw the Doctor and Tysar. “Who are they?!” she yelped.
“I’d quite like to know that myself,” remarked Anakin.
“They’re not enemies, I assure you,” soothed Palpatine. “They answered a few of my questions and made no attempt against me.”
“They’re known as the Doctor and Tysar,” said Obi-Wan. “And they know about us.”
“Anakin Skywalker and Rex!” whispered the Doctor almost reverently. “And Ahsoka Tano as well!”
“You’re a medic, then?” asked Rex.
“Well, I have SOME medical knowledge, yes,” replied the Doctor.
“You should take a look,” said Ahsoka as she gestured to the person on the stretcher. The Doctor took a look and gasped. The person was a blonde woman in a blue dress with pointy ears.
“Zelda!” whispered the Doctor. “So that’s who got caught up in the Grouping! Link must be worried!” Zelda stirred and opened her eyes.
“Wh-where…?” she asked.
“You’re in a dangerous point in space-time,” replied the Doctor. Zelda looked at the Doctor, confused. “…You’re Zelda, princess of the kingdom of Hyrule,” said the Doctor. “When we met, you were also the sixth segment of the Key to Time, but the White Guardian restored you. You were quite surprised at my TARDIS and said that Amy Rose looked good in black.” Zelda’s eyes then widened.
“It cannot be!” she said. “…Doctor?!”
“Hello, Zelda,” replied the Doctor. Zelda sat up with a smile on her face.
“I don’t believe it! …But, why did you-?”
“Occupational hazard for a Time Lord,” replied the Doctor. “Now, this isn’t a safe place for you. You were taken by a chronal surge, an energy wave that plucks people out of their native time zone and into another. You’ve arrived to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.”
“Well, I’m sure you can take me back,” chuckled Zelda. Just then, a Clone trooper arrived.
“Sirs!” he said. “The enemy is landing!”
“Battle positions!” ordered Anakin. “Doctor, you and your friends stay with us! Sorry to say, that goes for you too, Chancellor.”
“Very well,” agreed Palpatine.
Everyone had taken up positions to defend Tipoca City. Anakin had just received a call. “Sir, the enemy has punched through our fleet!” warned the Admiral coordinating the fleet. “They’re making planet-fall now!”
“Ready!” ordered Anakin. The Clones aimed their weapons at the skies. The ships broke through the clouds and made their way to the landing platforms. The Doctor and Tysar goggled in horror.
“They shouldn’t be here!” whispered the Doctor.
“Doctor, they can’t possibly have that level of time travel!” gulped Tysar.
“Don’t worry,” replied Rex. “We’ll take care of the Clankers!”
“Rex, you’re out of your depth here!” urged the Doctor. “These aren’t the battle droids of the Confederacy!” The enemy vessels opened and out stomped the soldiers of the enemy. The Clones were confused at seeing their domed helmets. They were as tightly coordinated as any Clone Battalion. The leader of the enemy soldiers took his helmet off as did his second-in-command. The Clones saw that they were organic and had heads shaped like potatoes…and had evidence of cloning like the Clone Army!
“Doctor, you know those creatures?” asked Obi-Wan.
“…The Sontarans!” replied the Doctor. “A clone army more dedicated to war than the GAR or the Battle Droids!”
“Breathe in the air, my soldiers!” said the lead Sontaran. “Their fear is rank in Tipoca City! Onwards! To domination!” He then pulled out a cylinder and pressed a button, creating a blade of red light! “SONTAR HA!”
“SONTAR HA! SONTAR HA! SONTAR HA!” chanted the Sontarans. All the while, the Doctor was stunned.
“That can’t be right! He must have stolen that lightsaber!” she shuddered.
“He’s picked the color of an easy target!” replied Anakin.
“General Skywalker, one single Sontaran is more clever than any battalion of Battle Droids!”
“Then we’re on equal footing,” replied Obi-Wan. “But let’s not go in lightsabers blazing.”
“Master, you can’t be serious!” protested Anakin.
“No, let’s let Obi-Wan and I talk to the Sontarans,” said the Doctor.
“You can’t-!” argued Ahsoka.
“Trust me, Ahsoka. I know the Sontarans of old.” The Doctor then strode forward. Obi-Wan followed her. The Sontaran leader’s second-in-command pointed the two out to him. The Sontaran leader then leveled his lightsaber at them. “I will be addressing the leader of the Sontarans!” called the Doctor.
“That would be me!” replied the Sontaran leader. “Your clothes do not match the time period of the Clone Wars!”
“Yeah, fashion evolves, even among us Time Lords.” The Sontaran leader goggled in surprise, then chuckled.
“I was wondering if you would be following the chronal surges plaguing the universe, Doctor!”
